Thread 150644485

kek it was 3-0 with 2 outs in the 9th inning of a no hitter!

>>150641914
>>150641914
>>150641914

'stros

'ners

that's it, no more dodgers
i'm switching to a good team

This is the thread however

cool it with the xenophobia guys

>>150644528
better luck next time!

'lies

>>150644598
I see this on a daily basis and it always gives me a chuckle

>>150644659
KEK

The doggie poos are seriously in trouble of missing the PLAYOFFS entirely GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

doggy doo 'em

if I were the dodgers, I would simply not give up 3 runs in .1 innings

the dodgers play ethical baseball

>>150644659
wild

>>150644726
psychotic, even

Sneks won

OH NO OH NO OH NOOO
Are Dodger fans really gloryhunters??

>>150644775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

>>150644775
>TOP 10 MOMENTS BEFORE DISASTER

baskin roberts

Yankees.

>>150644747
don’t remind me that my Red Sox are in a skid too

This is the thread. The dump 'stache thread.

>>150644791
Can it, fundie!

Pagedoos kek

>>150644791
trust fund team

>>150644814
KWABoty

>>150644659
Wow

kek doyerpacos

dodgers “fans” (spectators who are at the stadium between the 3rd and 7th inning) will find solace in sad post-rock such as this
https://youtu.be/TLvHW27dwWU

>>150644775
8 innings + 2 outs does not = 8.2???

>>150644814
Rockin'!

Guys, there’s still some football on

>>150644853
It does though. It does.

>>150644853
retard

>>150644862
USF already had their upset, ASU already lost, the Michigan game is over and it kinda sucked.

Not really.

Angels ain’t it

>>150644866
>>150644870
Okay retards, then explain it to me if you're so fucking smart. 3 outs, 9 strikes in a half inning, he gets 2 outs and 6 strikes how is that equal to .2 of an inning?

>>150644876
based kooch

>>150644884
more importantly, my Bears won

>>150644891
He went through eight innings, then he retired 2 batters out of three.

>>150644891
because the fractions aren't using base 10 in this case, they're using base 3 so it only goes up to 8.3 (or 9)

My wife 2hu is so happy today bros! The San Diego Chargers upset the Chiefs and now the Padres beat the Rockies! I’m definitely getting laid tonight bros!

>>150644891
simple, it's not base 10 notation

We're watching the A's and Angels.

>>150644906
that doesn't make sense.
>>150644916
that's retarded it's 8.6 innings
>>150644930
that's retarded

The Padres need to(and most likely will) relocate. San Diego is just not a serious sports city. Some prime examples are:

>Chargers
San Diego not dedicated enough to reach a stadium deal, so Spanos said fuck it.(I am pretty sure he wanted to leave for LA to reach a bigger and more dedicated fanbase anyway lol)

>San Diego Rockets
Poor attendance made them financially unstable so relocated to Houston and have been going strong there ever since

>San Diego Clippers
Sterling acted like a chad and gave no fucks when relocating to LA despite pushback from the NBA(He probably saw that San Diego just isnt a sports town)

>San Diego Mariners
Failed to merge with NHL because there was no future financially and later dissolved lol

>San Diego Sails
Cucked by the Lakers during a merger attempt and folded shortly after(probably would have folded after a year in the NBA anyway lol)

>Golden State Warriors
Played a few games in San Diego as an experiment to see if they could establish a fanbase there. Failed miserably and moved back to Oakland

>San Diego Gulls
Have dissolved multiple times and will probably dissolve again in the next few years.

>>150644931
nah i'm jorking it to JAV (JUFD-836 if anyone's interested)

>>150644949
my favorite copypasta because it’s actually true

>>150644485 (OP)
ah yes it was all yamamotos fault

>>150644940
you count by half innings because the outs made by a pitcher's own team's offense have nothing to do with his performance

>>150644960
just post fuwawa you cunt

>>150644949
kek so true

>>150644931
Yankletics will win today.

>>150644997
Shut the fuck up you fucking cunt. I’m not a dodgers fan.

>>150645009
you post like one

doggie
doos
kek

I’ve said it before and I will say it again. We need some real niggas in the bullpen. Every toid pitching for the dodgers is mentally weak. Lets get more hispanic niggas like that Enriquez fella who throws 103 mph. I would have preferred either Vesia or Banda in that spot. Using Blake and Scott when they have been dogshit lately should get Roberts fired.

>>150645039
>fundies actually believe this

>>150645009
We know

>>150645040
$228 million, huh? That’s a big difference wouldn’t you say?

>>150645005
It was a partial metsiners win today.

I might die of old age before the O's get another championship but they still make me happy sometimes

>>150644833
Get fucked loser

>>150645072
that's like almost 5 kawhi secret sponsorship deals!

>>150645108
They're not bad why do they suck?

>>150644891
it’s actually 8 2/3 but you know what it means so..

>it was back to back walk off losses
>it was 3-0
>it was a no hitter in the 9th with 2 out

>>150645121
Pitching fell apart early and they had a bunch of injuries

Trout is such a bum.

>>150644926
She's at the Bananaball game with me.

TRVKENVKE

>>150645194
>pages
>white

>>150645202
yes the white man marches on

You know dodgerbros I’m glad my wife goes out with her work friend every Saturday, especially on a night like tonight with a game like that. I just poured myself a nice Pineapple Sculpin (my favorite California IPA), took a nice long shower, and just laughed it out with my beer.

>>150645202
Roberts

I was out with friends and missed this whole game. We're so cooked.

>>150645194
for me, its lagunitas

That pitch count, that dominance — in Japan the ace finishes the game.
Three-run lead, that fly ball to right - in Japan the outfielder goes all out and tries the jump. Even if it turns into a triple, who cares.
No three-batter rule in Japan, the moment Treinen hits a guy and looks cooked, he’s done.

Poor MLB. Poor America. NPB is the best.

>>150645266
if NPB is so great, why are your aces moving to MLB?

>>150645266
Yes. The “pitch count” obsession (which didn’t even exist until ~2020) sucks, but the best talent in baseball still resides in the MLB unfortunately

>>150645292
nta but money

doggie doos kek

based ump getting the inning over by calling high strikes

>>150645266
some anon literally just posted about the end of a japan series some years back where the manager pulled a pitcher throwing a perfect game going into the 9th to clinch it

how do Jinstfans and baseball fans in general feel about Barry Bonds?

>>150645385
most people avoid ever discussing his accomplishments without attaching a big fat asterisk next to it, but there's no denying he had generational vision and power regardless of the juicing, that just took it to an even higher level

Is Roki Sasaki ever going to pitch again this year?

>>150645385
Fuck Barry Bonds.
t. Non-Jints or NL West fag

>>150645355
You mean 2007 Dragons with Yamai? He was just a back-end starter. His finger blister had popped, blood on the uniform, and he asked out after 8. And they had a dominant closer ready to finish it off, the guy who went on to become Japan’s all-time saves leader.

my farts are really stinky tonight

>>150645225
fake. a true dodgers fan would think lagunitas is the epitome of IPAs kek

doggiedooskek

Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Team

Reminder that H*l*l*ve N*ght cursed the Doyers.

>doyerpacos/doyeryamos
Get fucked

I wish the only serious leagues in baseball weren’t just in the U.S./Toronto, Japan and Korea:(

>>150645562
LatAm should make one mega unified league with Mexico, Venezuela, Cuba, the DR, Curacao, and maybe Panama

>>150645603
If only. Venezuela and Curacao could be their own league teebeeh

>>150645385
Barry is based but he probably juiced

t. jintsfan

>>150645666
>probably

>>150645694
never acquitted

been a fan of the Dodgers for over two decades and I’m numb to this recent skid, they keep finding ways to humiliate themselves and I no longer expect them to win games. At least we got the 2024 WS.

fundies kek

>>150645751
regular season implosion isnt your MO though

>>150644485 (OP)
Fuck Andrew Friedman
Fuck Andy Pages
Fuck Blake Treinen (YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD)
Fuck Tanner Scott

So sweep tomorrow?

>>150644971
True, he should be replaced with Andy Pages at the summit.

>>150645108
cherish your kino stadium anon

>yamameatball
lol LOL

>>150644853
it does when .3=1

>>150645244
i went to the quakes game kek
ethan holliday hit a homerun for the fresno grizzlies shortly before jackson hit that homerun

>>150645997
anon....

I know Oakland lost their MLB team but i think they are spiritually still the home of the athletics. What are the differences between Oakland and SF? Is it just that SF is more hispanic and Oakland more black/anglo?

The best in baseball

>>150644485 (OP)
>everyone seething about my doyers
jealous much?

>>150646029
oakland is a shithole with homeless, gangbangers, and ivory mansions in the hills that think its racist to try to stoo people from robbing you in broad daylight or coasting through intersections in lowriders

>>150646031
no, nbobody's jealous of blowing a 3-0 lead with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th

>>150645194
>>150645202
Latinxs have been considered White Racists to libs after a huge amount of them ended up voting for orange man
Go baseball

>>150645751
What would Sandy's Koufax and Vin Scully do?

>>150644485 (OP)
Holy freakin crap Lois

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

>>150645301
Pitchers usually decline in quality as they progress through their start. It's not an obsession with an elusive metric, it's just basis stats. There are numerous papers covering this topic. Third time around the order is considered by some a fiction, and that the fall-off in pitcher performance by the third time in the order usually comes from fatigue. The decision to pull Yams tonight was stupid. I understand protecting his arm, but he wasn't showing any signs of declining velocity or meaningful exhaustion.

>>150645292
For 30 mil to work once a week I'd put up with Doyerpacos too

>>150646111
How the fuck are you allowed to browse 4chan?!

>>150646111
Yea and for 30 yen Mamasan sets me right

>>150645266
>le deadball bunt league
get back to work private sanchez

>>150646137
that's less than a dollar

>>150646089
Based O's. Birdbros 4 Life!!!

>>150646127
Surprisingly 4chan is not blocked in mainland China, it just fucks with the captcha so you can't post most of the time, but browsing is fine. In HK you can do both.

>>150646169
Ah so

>>150646039
All of these words describe San Francisco as well, I can tell you’ve never lived in the Bay

>>150646197
Im literally living in the sunset. outside of the main stip downtown SF is great

How do my tigers shake three playoff wins out of this?

>>150646208
short rest kino

>>150646205
Seen people getting robbed in the middle of the street on San Jose, Bayview is a toxic waste dump, coworker got beat up and robbed in a bar in the Portola, Hondurans openly sell fent in the Mission and elsewhere, you’re delusional if you don’t think gangbanging and crime isn’t all over SF.

>>150646238
>goes to the delapidated bumfuck nowhere parts of the city
>THE CITY IS CRIME RIDDEN
lmao

>>150646029
SF is richer, more famous, and actively gatekeeps itself by charging money to get in to the city via the Bay Bridge and by charging money at some of its public parks if you’re not a resident of San Francisco County. A county they are the only city in. Oakland used to be more blue collar because of its ports, but it’s fallen into disrepair because of a broken city government system and insane liberal residents who both complain that police don’t do enough while also complaining about anything they do. Both of them have a ton of homeless and crime but Oakland has more.

>>150646281
Never said crime ridden. I said it has crime and it’s not just in one area. and Delapidated is not a word.

>>150646308
dilapidated is absolutely a word. All the crime happens in bayshore or south SF

>>150646312
or on market/south of market*

Sorry Doyers, but my Padres will be taking the division.

>>150646333
checked, we clearly dont want it so have at it

>>150645905
That’s the cruel part. Usually they wait for the playoffs to implode. This year they’re two months ahead of schedule. They’ve humiliated me many times before like in 2023 playoffs when I went to Times Square in Dodger gear and they gave up eight runs to the sneks. And nothing will be more crushing than 2017. I’ve made peace with this season being over

>>150646333
ok? go ahead and take it.

>>150646340
2019 was a banger too especially after the get that summer

Happy September 7th! Does your team have 80 wins yet?

>>150646340
>nothing will be more crushing than 2017
I will never stop thinking about how those games would have gone if the Astros didn't cheat. It bothers be me deeply that Ethier didn't get the sendoff he deserved.

>>150646029
oakland is based and chill
sf used to be based, and still has some nice parts. unfortunately now it's a waymo wasteland

>>150646397
>oakland is based and chill
stfu blackman

>>150646039
t. seething sanchez

>>150646417
>mexicans
>oakland

>doyerpacos seething and lashing out at blacks because their team chokes hard
kek

>>150646418
i'm saying he's a spic lashing out at oakland because it has whites and blacks and not browns like him

you're worse than blacks in fact lmao

oakland deserves a new team

>>150646418
do not reply to chikaner

the oakland coliseum is a futbol stadium now

>>150646437
they do

however oakland is still a shithole

>>150646438
That brazil flag is a vpn

every fucking time spics trying to score white people points attacking blacks

is it because theres basically no hispanic person in mainstream american culture but countless blacks?

The fact that so many books still name the Los Angeles Dodgers as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" baseball team ever only tells you how far baseball still is from becoming a serious sport. Football critics have long recognized that the greatest football teams of all times are the Liverpool and Manchester United, who were not the most famous or richest or highest revenue-earners of their times, let alone of all times. NFL journalists rank the highly controversial New England Patriots over American football teams who were highly popular in discussions around the United States. Baseball journalists are still blinded by commercial success. The Dodgers won more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Football journalists grow up watching a lot of football matches of the past, American football journalists grow up listening to a lot of gridiron football of the past. Baseball journalists are often totally ignorant of the baseball of the past, they barely know the most frequent world champions. No wonder they will think that the Dodgers did anything worthy of being saved. In a sense, the Dodgers are emblematic of the status of baseball journalism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it the Mariner’s sluggers or the Padres’ “super bullpen”) and too little to the merits of real baseball players. If somebody becomes the most complete 5-tool ballplayer but no major league team signs him and markets him around the world, a lot of baseball journalists will ignore him. If a major league team picks up a players who is as stereotyped as can be but launches him worldwide, your average journalist will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of baseball journalism: baseball journalists are basically GMs working for major league ball clubs. They simply highlight what product the baseball business wants to make money from.

>>150646534
kek it's kino

>doggie doos
>precious no hitters
kek

>>150646534
old fart alert

>>150646534
kek so true

>>150646534
we a family + dey not like us + we own the west + big fly ohtani san

>up 3
>with two outs
>in the ninth inning
>of a no hitter

>>150646597
mookie slap + freddie :) + big dick willie

>>150646600
>>150646622
>>150646631
obsessed

>it was the bottom of the ninth
>with two outs
>and no hits

Nah homie dodgers blew that no hitter in the ninth inning with two outs then got walked off for the second night in a row for entertainment purposes

>>150646637
ev&o it’s funny

Help I can’t fall asleep because ai can’t get over the fact that the dodgers lost a no-hitter on the final out and then LET UP 3 MORE RUNS AND LOST THE GAME kek

>THE KWABEST DAY
>IN BASEBALL HISTORY!!

IT’S UP!
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/dodgers-lose-no-hitter-2-outs-9th-inning-against-orioles-team-loses-after-bullpen-melts-down.amp

apparenlty there was some kind of choke but i dont know baseball
pls explain

>>150646697
kek

>>150646704
Imagine a goalkeeper of a heavily-favored team has a clean sheet through the 90’ +5 minutes of a 2-game leg of the Euros group stage, then the other team scores 4 goals and wins on aggregate.

>>150646447
The west has fallen

>it was the bottom of the 9th inning, ok.
>it was 3-0, ok.
>it was a 2-1, ok.
>it was the final out, ok.
>of a no hitter

Honestly, if you've been watching this team all season, them blowing the game last night was the least surprising outcome. Blake has given up a shit load of walks and Tanner is well... the king of blowing saves/holds. I am numb to losses at this point and I look forward to the next season.

>>150646725
>the 18 horse from Schenectady

You now remember when yams choked away his immaculate inning too

That choke was something I would have expected my poopoopeepeecacapoodres to do kek

40.7% WR since July 4th btw

20-24 record

>>150646786
maybe the worst call I've seen this season

Alejandro Chikaner be like “let me tell you who is white and who is not” while not being white. Kek he was praising the Oakland Raiders as a white team kek!

none of you are funny

>>150646870
why are you still malding? go to bed

>>150646875
I am. you're still not funny.

>Chadres win
Let's go bros. Also Tatis now has a 20/20 season after today's big home run from him, 3rd in his career. Now let's check how the doggies did....
....NO WAY pffffffffffffft HAHAHAHA, that has to be season ending right? There is no way you mentally come back from a loss like that. Probably the most a doggie doo could ever doggie doo lol

Banana Savannah Trevor Hoffman will rub off Chadres slump and get them going to the division by pure luck. (my copium)

>>150646982
We're back. We just need to get rid of Mason McCoy as our shortstop and we'll be back. Can't risk his errors. Hell, I'd take Jake at short with Arraez or Son of Hall of Famer Billy Wagner Will Wagner as our 2nd baseman with O'Hearn at first. Or we could not be cowards and put Merrill at short and have Sheets back in LF with Laureano in Center so we have all the best hitters in the lineup every day.

With today's loss against the Orioles. The Dodgers are 40-39 since the original "yams on the hill" post. Honestly would've been really funny if this game had been what made it 40-40, but unfortunately not everything will be perfect.

>>150647030
I didn't watch the game, was at $uicideboy$, Apparently Mega 64 threw the pitch at Petco park. That's pretty cool, my childhood friend saw them 12 years twice ago at a Five guys here in SD.

>>150647144
Thanks for your blogpost on your own forced meme faggot

>>150647171
I ran into them at the Del Mar Fair once when I was a teenager

>>150647175
i'm sorry

it would deadass be kino if a 400M payroll behemoth misses the playoffs. That's Netflix special worthy.

>>150647324
the final series they play are against the rockies(who beat them last time lol), the jints, phillies, the jints again, sneks, and mariners. there is an actual chance they will miss the postseason with that final stretch

>>150647376
That's fine. I'll be backing the Mets in any case once my doggies are eliminated from contention.

>>150646892
I promised I wouldn't laugh at the doyers for the rest of the season because of how shit we are, but damn how the fuck you even lose like that kek.

>>150647436
i was mad when you guys swept my padres, but i just wasn't seeing the bigger picture, you guys were just laying the groundwork to create a night like this. good work O's

NO SO FAST MR. YAMAMOTO

>>150647560
If there's one thing a Holliday can do, it's MINDFUCK the NL West. Who knows what ridiculous moment Ethan will have if he ever comes up to the major

>>150647436
Its smug aura mocks me

>>150644814
>nonchalantly plays it off the wall
shamefur dispray

So in terms on who's to blame, the order goes
Pages > Treinen > Scott, right?

for me, it's mark>andrew>dave

Guys, nfl starts in a few hours

>>150647747
Do you think any outfielder could have leaped and robbed that HR?

>St. Louis 3, San Francisco 2

And that's a Redbird winner!

>>150647972
the ball went 362 feet and hits the top of the railing. Andy Pages fields it like it's going to bounce off the wall, meaning he knew it was not going to go that far, any competent fielder with any sense of urgency would've made some attempt to make it an out while he had already conceded it would be a hit and was thinking about minimizing the amount of bases he'd get out of it

Andy Pages went from being a fan favorite that doyers insisted should be an all star to being one of the most hated members of the team in the span of a month and a half

>The NL West is playing like ass down the stretch.
>They'll still get reps into the playoffs and likely one of them will move on to the NLDS

>>150648124
when PadJints pull an upset and manage to sweep the Mest and Cubbies, it will honestly just be funny. No idea if either team has the momentum to get past the Phillies or Brewers, but we'll see when we get there.

>>150648147
Nah, I still got Poos and Doyers in the WC round for only one of them to get destroyed by the Brewers in the NLDS.