Thread 150644485

kek it was 3-0 with 2 outs in the 9th inning of a no hitter!

>>150641914
>>150641914
>>150641914

'stros

'ners

that's it, no more dodgers
i'm switching to a good team

This is the thread however

cool it with the xenophobia guys

>>150644528
better luck next time!

'lies

>>150644598
I see this on a daily basis and it always gives me a chuckle

>>150644659
KEK

The doggie poos are seriously in trouble of missing the PLAYOFFS entirely GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

doggy doo 'em

if I were the dodgers, I would simply not give up 3 runs in .1 innings

the dodgers play ethical baseball

>>150644659
wild

>>150644726
psychotic, even

Sneks won

OH NO OH NO OH NOOO
Are Dodger fans really gloryhunters??

>>150644775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

>>150644775
>TOP 10 MOMENTS BEFORE DISASTER

baskin roberts

Yankees.

>>150644747
don’t remind me that my Red Sox are in a skid too

This is the thread. The dump 'stache thread.

>>150644791
Can it, fundie!

Pagedoos kek

>>150644791
trust fund team

>>150644814
KWABoty

>>150644659
Wow

kek doyerpacos

dodgers “fans” (spectators who are at the stadium between the 3rd and 7th inning) will find solace in sad post-rock such as this
https://youtu.be/TLvHW27dwWU

>>150644775
8 innings + 2 outs does not = 8.2???

>>150644814
Rockin'!

Guys, there’s still some football on

>>150644853
It does though. It does.

>>150644853
retard

>>150644862
USF already had their upset, ASU already lost, the Michigan game is over and it kinda sucked.

Not really.

Angels ain’t it

>>150644866
>>150644870
Okay retards, then explain it to me if you're so fucking smart. 3 outs, 9 strikes in a half inning, he gets 2 outs and 6 strikes how is that equal to .2 of an inning?

>>150644876
based kooch

>>150644884
more importantly, my Bears won

>>150644891
He went through eight innings, then he retired 2 batters out of three.

>>150644891
because the fractions aren't using base 10 in this case, they're using base 3 so it only goes up to 8.3 (or 9)

My wife 2hu is so happy today bros! The San Diego Chargers upset the Chiefs and now the Padres beat the Rockies! I’m definitely getting laid tonight bros!

>>150644891
simple, it's not base 10 notation

We're watching the A's and Angels.

>>150644906
that doesn't make sense.
>>150644916
that's retarded it's 8.6 innings
>>150644930
that's retarded

The Padres need to(and most likely will) relocate. San Diego is just not a serious sports city. Some prime examples are:

>Chargers
San Diego not dedicated enough to reach a stadium deal, so Spanos said fuck it.(I am pretty sure he wanted to leave for LA to reach a bigger and more dedicated fanbase anyway lol)

>San Diego Rockets
Poor attendance made them financially unstable so relocated to Houston and have been going strong there ever since

>San Diego Clippers
Sterling acted like a chad and gave no fucks when relocating to LA despite pushback from the NBA(He probably saw that San Diego just isnt a sports town)

>San Diego Mariners
Failed to merge with NHL because there was no future financially and later dissolved lol

>San Diego Sails
Cucked by the Lakers during a merger attempt and folded shortly after(probably would have folded after a year in the NBA anyway lol)

>Golden State Warriors
Played a few games in San Diego as an experiment to see if they could establish a fanbase there. Failed miserably and moved back to Oakland

>San Diego Gulls
Have dissolved multiple times and will probably dissolve again in the next few years.

>>150644931
nah i'm jorking it to JAV (JUFD-836 if anyone's interested)

>>150644949
my favorite copypasta because it’s actually true

>>150644485 (OP)
ah yes it was all yamamotos fault

>>150644940
you count by half innings because the outs made by a pitcher's own team's offense have nothing to do with his performance

>>150644960
just post fuwawa you cunt

>>150644949
kek so true

>>150644931
Yankletics will win today.

>>150644997
Shut the fuck up you fucking cunt. I’m not a dodgers fan.

>>150645009
you post like one

doggie
doos
kek

I’ve said it before and I will say it again. We need some real niggas in the bullpen. Every toid pitching for the dodgers is mentally weak. Lets get more hispanic niggas like that Enriquez fella who throws 103 mph. I would have preferred either Vesia or Banda in that spot. Using Blake and Scott when they have been dogshit lately should get Roberts fired.

>>150645039
>fundies actually believe this

>>150645009
We know

>>150645040
$228 million, huh? That’s a big difference wouldn’t you say?

>>150645005
It was a partial metsiners win today.

I might die of old age before the O's get another championship but they still make me happy sometimes

>>150644833
Get fucked loser

>>150645072
that's like almost 5 kawhi secret sponsorship deals!

>>150645108
They're not bad why do they suck?

>>150644891
it’s actually 8 2/3 but you know what it means so..

>it was back to back walk off losses
>it was 3-0
>it was a no hitter in the 9th with 2 out

>>150645121
Pitching fell apart early and they had a bunch of injuries

Trout is such a bum.

>>150644926
She's at the Bananaball game with me.

TRVKENVKE

>>150645194
>pages
>white

>>150645202
yes the white man marches on

You know dodgerbros I’m glad my wife goes out with her work friend every Saturday, especially on a night like tonight with a game like that. I just poured myself a nice Pineapple Sculpin (my favorite California IPA), took a nice long shower, and just laughed it out with my beer.

>>150645202
Roberts

I was out with friends and missed this whole game. We're so cooked.

>>150645194
for me, its lagunitas

That pitch count, that dominance — in Japan the ace finishes the game.
Three-run lead, that fly ball to right - in Japan the outfielder goes all out and tries the jump. Even if it turns into a triple, who cares.
No three-batter rule in Japan, the moment Treinen hits a guy and looks cooked, he’s done.

Poor MLB. Poor America. NPB is the best.

>>150645266
if NPB is so great, why are your aces moving to MLB?

>>150645266
Yes. The “pitch count” obsession (which didn’t even exist until ~2020) sucks, but the best talent in baseball still resides in the MLB unfortunately

>>150645292
nta but money

doggie doos kek

based ump getting the inning over by calling high strikes

>>150645266
some anon literally just posted about the end of a japan series some years back where the manager pulled a pitcher throwing a perfect game going into the 9th to clinch it

how do Jinstfans and baseball fans in general feel about Barry Bonds?

>>150645385
most people avoid ever discussing his accomplishments without attaching a big fat asterisk next to it, but there's no denying he had generational vision and power regardless of the juicing, that just took it to an even higher level

Is Roki Sasaki ever going to pitch again this year?

>>150645385
Fuck Barry Bonds.
t. Non-Jints or NL West fag

>>150645355
You mean 2007 Dragons with Yamai? He was just a back-end starter. His finger blister had popped, blood on the uniform, and he asked out after 8. And they had a dominant closer ready to finish it off, the guy who went on to become Japan’s all-time saves leader.

my farts are really stinky tonight

>>150645225
fake. a true dodgers fan would think lagunitas is the epitome of IPAs kek

doggiedooskek

Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Team

Reminder that H*l*l*ve N*ght cursed the Doyers.

>doyerpacos/doyeryamos
Get fucked

I wish the only serious leagues in baseball weren’t just in the U.S./Toronto, Japan and Korea:(

>>150645562
LatAm should make one mega unified league with Mexico, Venezuela, Cuba, the DR, Curacao, and maybe Panama

>>150645603
If only. Venezuela and Curacao could be their own league teebeeh

>>150645385
Barry is based but he probably juiced

t. jintsfan

>>150645666
>probably

>>150645694
never acquitted

been a fan of the Dodgers for over two decades and I’m numb to this recent skid, they keep finding ways to humiliate themselves and I no longer expect them to win games. At least we got the 2024 WS.

fundies kek

>>150645751
regular season implosion isnt your MO though

>>150644485 (OP)
Fuck Andrew Friedman
Fuck Andy Pages
Fuck Blake Treinen (YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD)
Fuck Tanner Scott

So sweep tomorrow?

>>150644971
True, he should be replaced with Andy Pages at the summit.

>>150645108
cherish your kino stadium anon

>yamameatball
lol LOL

>>150644853
it does when .3=1

>>150645244
i went to the quakes game kek
ethan holliday hit a homerun for the fresno grizzlies shortly before jackson hit that homerun

>>150645997
anon....

I know Oakland lost their MLB team but i think they are spiritually still the home of the athletics. What are the differences between Oakland and SF? Is it just that SF is more hispanic and Oakland more black/anglo?

The best in baseball

>>150644485 (OP)
>everyone seething about my doyers
jealous much?

>>150646029
oakland is a shithole with homeless, gangbangers, and ivory mansions in the hills that think its racist to try to stoo people from robbing you in broad daylight or coasting through intersections in lowriders

>>150646031
no, nbobody's jealous of blowing a 3-0 lead with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th

>>150645194
>>150645202
Latinxs have been considered White Racists to libs after a huge amount of them ended up voting for orange man
Go baseball

>>150645751
What would Sandy's Koufax and Vin Scully do?

>>150644485 (OP)
Holy freakin crap Lois

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

>>150645301
Pitchers usually decline in quality as they progress through their start. It's not an obsession with an elusive metric, it's just basis stats. There are numerous papers covering this topic. Third time around the order is considered by some a fiction, and that the fall-off in pitcher performance by the third time in the order usually comes from fatigue. The decision to pull Yams tonight was stupid. I understand protecting his arm, but he wasn't showing any signs of declining velocity or meaningful exhaustion.

>>150645292
For 30 mil to work once a week I'd put up with Doyerpacos too

>>150646111
How the fuck are you allowed to browse 4chan?!

>>150646111
Yea and for 30 yen Mamasan sets me right

>>150645266
>le deadball bunt league
get back to work private sanchez

>>150646137
that's less than a dollar

>>150646089
Based O's. Birdbros 4 Life!!!

>>150646127
Surprisingly 4chan is not blocked in mainland China, it just fucks with the captcha so you can't post most of the time, but browsing is fine. In HK you can do both.

>>150646169
Ah so

>>150646039
All of these words describe San Francisco as well, I can tell you’ve never lived in the Bay

>>150646197
Im literally living in the sunset. outside of the main stip downtown SF is great

How do my tigers shake three playoff wins out of this?

>>150646208
short rest kino

>>150646205
Seen people getting robbed in the middle of the street on San Jose, Bayview is a toxic waste dump, coworker got beat up and robbed in a bar in the Portola, Hondurans openly sell fent in the Mission and elsewhere, you’re delusional if you don’t think gangbanging and crime isn’t all over SF.

>>150646238
>goes to the delapidated bumfuck nowhere parts of the city
>THE CITY IS CRIME RIDDEN
lmao

>>150646029
SF is richer, more famous, and actively gatekeeps itself by charging money to get in to the city via the Bay Bridge and by charging money at some of its public parks if you’re not a resident of San Francisco County. A county they are the only city in. Oakland used to be more blue collar because of its ports, but it’s fallen into disrepair because of a broken city government system and insane liberal residents who both complain that police don’t do enough while also complaining about anything they do. Both of them have a ton of homeless and crime but Oakland has more.

>>150646281
Never said crime ridden. I said it has crime and it’s not just in one area. and Delapidated is not a word.

>>150646308
dilapidated is absolutely a word. All the crime happens in bayshore or south SF

>>150646312
or on market/south of market*

Sorry Doyers, but my Padres will be taking the division.

>>150646333
checked, we clearly dont want it so have at it

>>150645905
That’s the cruel part. Usually they wait for the playoffs to implode. This year they’re two months ahead of schedule. They’ve humiliated me many times before like in 2023 playoffs when I went to Times Square in Dodger gear and they gave up eight runs to the sneks. And nothing will be more crushing than 2017. I’ve made peace with this season being over

>>150646333
ok? go ahead and take it.

>>150646340
2019 was a banger too especially after the get that summer

Happy September 7th! Does your team have 80 wins yet?

>>150646340
>nothing will be more crushing than 2017
I will never stop thinking about how those games would have gone if the Astros didn't cheat. It bothers be me deeply that Ethier didn't get the sendoff he deserved.

>>150646029
oakland is based and chill
sf used to be based, and still has some nice parts. unfortunately now it's a waymo wasteland

>>150646397
>oakland is based and chill
stfu blackman

>>150646039
t. seething sanchez

>>150646417
>mexicans
>oakland

>doyerpacos seething and lashing out at blacks because their team chokes hard
kek

>>150646418
i'm saying he's a spic lashing out at oakland because it has whites and blacks and not browns like him

you're worse than blacks in fact lmao

oakland deserves a new team

>>150646418
do not reply to chikaner

the oakland coliseum is a futbol stadium now

>>150646437
they do

however oakland is still a shithole

>>150646438
That brazil flag is a vpn

every fucking time spics trying to score white people points attacking blacks

is it because theres basically no hispanic person in mainstream american culture but countless blacks?

The fact that so many books still name the Los Angeles Dodgers as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" baseball team ever only tells you how far baseball still is from becoming a serious sport. Football critics have long recognized that the greatest football teams of all times are the Liverpool and Manchester United, who were not the most famous or richest or highest revenue-earners of their times, let alone of all times. NFL journalists rank the highly controversial New England Patriots over American football teams who were highly popular in discussions around the United States. Baseball journalists are still blinded by commercial success. The Dodgers won more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Football journalists grow up watching a lot of football matches of the past, American football journalists grow up listening to a lot of gridiron football of the past. Baseball journalists are often totally ignorant of the baseball of the past, they barely know the most frequent world champions. No wonder they will think that the Dodgers did anything worthy of being saved. In a sense, the Dodgers are emblematic of the status of baseball journalism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it the Mariner’s sluggers or the Padres’ “super bullpen”) and too little to the merits of real baseball players. If somebody becomes the most complete 5-tool ballplayer but no major league team signs him and markets him around the world, a lot of baseball journalists will ignore him. If a major league team picks up a players who is as stereotyped as can be but launches him worldwide, your average journalist will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of baseball journalism: baseball journalists are basically GMs working for major league ball clubs. They simply highlight what product the baseball business wants to make money from.

>>150646534
kek it's kino

>doggie doos
>precious no hitters
kek

>>150646534
old fart alert

>>150646534
kek so true

>>150646534
we a family + dey not like us + we own the west + big fly ohtani san

>up 3
>with two outs
>in the ninth inning
>of a no hitter

>>150646597
mookie slap + freddie :) + big dick willie

>>150646600
>>150646622
>>150646631
obsessed

>it was the bottom of the ninth
>with two outs
>and no hits

Nah homie dodgers blew that no hitter in the ninth inning with two outs then got walked off for the second night in a row for entertainment purposes

>>150646637
ev&o it’s funny

Help I can’t fall asleep because ai can’t get over the fact that the dodgers lost a no-hitter on the final out and then LET UP 3 MORE RUNS AND LOST THE GAME kek

>THE KWABEST DAY
>IN BASEBALL HISTORY!!

IT’S UP!
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/dodgers-lose-no-hitter-2-outs-9th-inning-against-orioles-team-loses-after-bullpen-melts-down.amp

apparenlty there was some kind of choke but i dont know baseball
pls explain

>>150646697
kek

>>150646704
Imagine a goalkeeper of a heavily-favored team has a clean sheet through the 90’ +5 minutes of a 2-game leg of the Euros group stage, then the other team scores 4 goals and wins on aggregate.

>>150646447
The west has fallen

>it was the bottom of the 9th inning, ok.
>it was 3-0, ok.
>it was a 2-1, ok.
>it was the final out, ok.
>of a no hitter

Honestly, if you've been watching this team all season, them blowing the game last night was the least surprising outcome. Blake has given up a shit load of walks and Tanner is well... the king of blowing saves/holds. I am numb to losses at this point and I look forward to the next season.

>>150646725
>the 18 horse from Schenectady

You now remember when yams choked away his immaculate inning too

That choke was something I would have expected my poopoopeepeecacapoodres to do kek

40.7% WR since July 4th btw

20-24 record

>>150646786
maybe the worst call I've seen this season

Alejandro Chikaner be like “let me tell you who is white and who is not” while not being white. Kek he was praising the Oakland Raiders as a white team kek!

none of you are funny

>>150646870
why are you still malding? go to bed

>>150646875
I am. you're still not funny.

>Chadres win
Let's go bros. Also Tatis now has a 20/20 season after today's big home run from him, 3rd in his career. Now let's check how the doggies did....
....NO WAY pffffffffffffft HAHAHAHA, that has to be season ending right? There is no way you mentally come back from a loss like that. Probably the most a doggie doo could ever doggie doo lol

Banana Savannah Trevor Hoffman will rub off Chadres slump and get them going to the division by pure luck. (my copium)

>>150646982
We're back. We just need to get rid of Mason McCoy as our shortstop and we'll be back. Can't risk his errors. Hell, I'd take Jake at short with Arraez or Son of Hall of Famer Billy Wagner Will Wagner as our 2nd baseman with O'Hearn at first. Or we could not be cowards and put Merrill at short and have Sheets back in LF with Laureano in Center so we have all the best hitters in the lineup every day.

With today's loss against the Orioles. The Dodgers are 40-39 since the original "yams on the hill" post. Honestly would've been really funny if this game had been what made it 40-40, but unfortunately not everything will be perfect.

>>150647030
I didn't watch the game, was at $uicideboy$, Apparently Mega 64 threw the pitch at Petco park. That's pretty cool, my childhood friend saw them 12 years twice ago at a Five guys here in SD.

>>150647144
Thanks for your blogpost on your own forced meme faggot

>>150647171
I ran into them at the Del Mar Fair once when I was a teenager

>>150647175
i'm sorry

it would deadass be kino if a 400M payroll behemoth misses the playoffs. That's Netflix special worthy.

>>150647324
the final series they play are against the rockies(who beat them last time lol), the jints, phillies, the jints again, sneks, and mariners. there is an actual chance they will miss the postseason with that final stretch

>>150647376
That's fine. I'll be backing the Mets in any case once my doggies are eliminated from contention.

>>150646892
I promised I wouldn't laugh at the doyers for the rest of the season because of how shit we are, but damn how the fuck you even lose like that kek.

>>150647436
i was mad when you guys swept my padres, but i just wasn't seeing the bigger picture, you guys were just laying the groundwork to create a night like this. good work O's

NO SO FAST MR. YAMAMOTO

>>150647560
If there's one thing a Holliday can do, it's MINDFUCK the NL West. Who knows what ridiculous moment Ethan will have if he ever comes up to the major

>>150647436
Its smug aura mocks me

>>150644814
>nonchalantly plays it off the wall
shamefur dispray

So in terms on who's to blame, the order goes
Pages > Treinen > Scott, right?

for me, it's mark>andrew>dave

Guys, nfl starts in a few hours

>>150647747
Do you think any outfielder could have leaped and robbed that HR?

>St. Louis 3, San Francisco 2

And that's a Redbird winner!

>>150647972
the ball went 362 feet and hits the top of the railing. Andy Pages fields it like it's going to bounce off the wall, meaning he knew it was not going to go that far, any competent fielder with any sense of urgency would've made some attempt to make it an out while he had already conceded it would be a hit and was thinking about minimizing the amount of bases he'd get out of it

Andy Pages went from being a fan favorite that doyers insisted should be an all star to being one of the most hated members of the team in the span of a month and a half

>The NL West is playing like ass down the stretch.
>They'll still get reps into the playoffs and likely one of them will move on to the NLDS

>>150648124
when PadJints pull an upset and manage to sweep the Mest and Cubbies, it will honestly just be funny. No idea if either team has the momentum to get past the Phillies or Brewers, but we'll see when we get there.

>>150648147
Nah, I still got Poos and Doyers in the WC round for only one of them to get destroyed by the Brewers in the NLDS.

>>150648162
the dodgers are not coming back from this. losing a game you had a no hitter through 8 2/3 innings is the most demoralizing thing you could possibly do. nobody on the team cares anymore, you can see it in interviews and how they look in the dugout. the inning hadn't even imploded yet and you can see Ohtani is already looking at the field knowing they're about to lose. everyone on the team has pretty much accepted it's over

Is Roki Sasaki ever going to pitch again in the year 2025 AD?

>>150644601
that reveal when he lifts his hat

>>150648223
dave roberts already said before his last rehab start that they don't know what they're going to do with him even if he has a good outing. i think sasaki is out for this season, he won't get the surgery he needs and he'll probably embarrass himself next year and his MLB career will sputter out before he even turns 25

implodiedoos kek

>>150648203
What are the chances the Dodgers go from NL West leader to missing the playoffs entirely in the span of 20 days? Their remaining schedule kind of favors them.

>One Bananaball game outsold and filled up Petco Park more than any Padre game this season
KEK

doggie doos kek

>>150644485 (OP)
good morning...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150648353
>Their remaining schedule kind of favors them.
>Phillies: on a hot streak and already won the first series against them
>Jints(twice): Picking up steam and it's unlikely the dodgers in their current state can win at least 4/7 of the games they are going to play this month against them
>Mariners: toss up
>Diamondbacks: currently split the season series, doesn't favor one or the other
>Rockies: At this point could go either way considering they split the last series they played lol

>>150648418
you're up early fuwawa, this also isn't even true

>>150648203
So in short, Dave Roberts has lost control of the team. Instead of flat out firing him, the FO will force him to resign citing heath issues in order to limit the PR damage.

i just now realized yamamoto and sasaki are two different people

>>150648418
>I posted it again
Shut the fuck up Fuwawa

you mean to tell me the year the dodgers almost exclusively went for spite signings and marketing signings didn't work out for them?
>spite signings(only signed them so other teams couldn't have them or because they had one of their players figured out): Yates, Tanner Scott, Conforto
>marketing signings(signings made just to look more enticing to players/brands in other markets): Sasaki, Kim

>>150648418
rent free

my college football team is a vantablack subsaharan-semitic dumpster fire. shill me your mlb team to root for

>>150649341
As a Padres I humbly suggest the Dodgers

>>150649341
definitely the dodgers

dodgers lost 5 in a row on purpose for entertainment purposes

The point of signing Tanner Scott wasn't for him to secure saves, it was to eliminate the one guy who was reliably neutralizing Ohtani

when did you realize the giants were winning the division?

>>150650486
Then why pay him elite closer money?

>>150648014
>pls computer I need to fucking coom pls make me an evil anime waifu dressed up in my baybaw team's uniform!!!
imagine being a grown man and behaving like this

>>150650582
Not winning the division, but stealing the last playoff spot from the Padres.

>>150649341
root for the dodgers for entertainment purposes

>>150644485 (OP)
What if this was the ending to a game 7 of the World Series?

>>150649560
Brown spotted

>>150650668
absolute peak

>>150648314
gaetti gang

eke!

>>150650963
lol get fucked

>>150650635
Obsessed

>>150647972
yes, at least 25 of the 30 right fielders in the league today would've made that catch and it would've been a highlight for multiple reasons and possibly even historic. The few that come to mind that would've given up on it:

whomever the yankees have out there on a given night (Judge, Grisholm, etc)
whomever the doyers put out there (pages, Teoscar)
Rockies
Nick Castellanos
Juan Soto

questionable would be Adolis Garcia (Rangers) and Acuna (Braves)

I think even Kyle Tucker, who doesn't seem like he cares half the time, would've robbed that

>8 2/3, up 3-0, and you haven't given up a hit
What do you do next?

>>150648203
ohtranny prefers when the team is shit, he likes to be the hero and would rather lose every game than let someone else be a hero. notice that you don't see him in any of the world series celebrations, he doesn't run out of the dugout when the doyers walk it off to celebrate the player who did it. He needs to be the center of attention

only oldcums will remember this flubbed flyout
https://youtu.be/UEEOZpdp9bo?si=UHTD4tpOw_f2Fupk

>>150648418
you're wrong though, but a magnitude of a few thousands in fact

BananaBall (aka Savannah Bananas showcase) capped ticket sales at 40,000 for each game.

Padres had 45,600 patrons at their home opener (against he Braves)
Padres had 47,500 and 46,900 in a 2 game set against the LA Dodgers (60% dodger patrons) in August 2024

you can try to say this repeatedly, but it will never be true. go back to posting the other image something about "lead the division for 24 hours" when they lead the division this year for at least 72 and I think it might've even be 96. While not anything to brag about, just proving you wrong is enough for me :^)

Is it true that Ohtani injured his hand by tagging an Orioles player in his groin protector ?
Will the Doyers finally win a games against the Orioles ?

>>150648353
they have a 99.6% chance of making the playoffs. the NL playoffs is all be decided, barring some miracle 20 game win streak

>>150652220
where are my cardinals?

>>150651889
what's the pitch count?

>>150652251
0.6%, just below the reds. E4

https://youtu.be/YrSApBs8VLw
>8:55
>The Oriole fans came to celebrate Cal Ripken but Yoshinobu Yamamoto also gave them something extra special
>get walked off
Why is he like this?

>>150652149
Dont respond to the Fuwawa poster

gm mariners nation; expect the worst and hope for a road series win

>>150647972
>>150651856
Victor would have robbed it, there wasn't even a dangerous net near Pages, the bum.

bros I wanted to cry when the Savannah Bananas brought out Trevor Hoffman to Hell's Bells last night
I've gotten so old and we can never go back

>>150652802
wow, you sound like a little bitch

>>150652339
>/ftl/posting in /mlb/
intriguing

doyerpacos kek! a no hitter… kek!!

doggie doos kek

>>150652802
That was pretty kino

>>150652818
Sounds like non fren talk to me

>>150652818
hold onto your youth while you can, leafbro
don't let it go to waste

>>150652929
Me on the right.

>>150652802
I've burried about 10 family members in the last decade, all of them were between the ages of 85 and 95 with a few exceptions (cancer at 42, car accident at 21). even if you feel old and are 40, you still have 50 years on this planet left, and that's assuming we don't progress modern medicine even farther than we already have. Take care of your teeth, that's the number 1 killer when it comes to heart disease. Spend time with your family when you can, don't let that slip away.

gm

>wake up
>do the doggy doo

There is ONE HOUR until rise and shine baseball on something called reux coup (it means 'life' in japanese)

That's next for the Dodgers?

My precious...

>>150653473
I find it hard to believe nobody has doxed her yet

>>150652802
Padres should just become a Banana Ball team.

>>150653473
>>150653496
cope, she was in the right, and the dude (if you can call him that) folded so easily he didn't deserve it

>>150653599
>>150652149

>>150653600
>philies fan
>in the right
All of them should be executed

do not reply to astromiguels

>>150653619
What does that have to do with my post?

I just remembered the movie Moneyball, and how they essentially erased Mark Mulder, Tim Hudson, Barry Zito (2002 AL Cy Young) and Miguel Tejada (2002 AL MVP) so they can tell you a heartwarming story about Scott Hatteberg fielding grounders

>>150653234
rise and shine motherfuckers it's time to lose

GM /mlb/. Go Yanks.

>>150653839
Me on the left.

conforto is batting 4th for the dodgers today. get your bets in now

Trea Turner is quietly having an MVP caliber season and nobody has noticed

>France at 1B
>Ernie at SS
>No Bo (left shin contusion)
>Barger out against a lefty starter (Fried)
>Babe Schneider in over Giménez
So many rotations, at least Schneider is sticking to the platoon bat strategy.

>>150654402
a plant is sprouting from him

>>150654442
the prophecy....

>>150654426
THIS I care about, doyerposting, not so much

>>150653600
>the louder asshole is always right
This is how boomers actually think

Woman’s ass.

My television set is fucking dying and I have to listen on the radio.

>>150654583
go watch the game at a bar, anon

Good morning Dodgers fans!

>>150654578
gross

>>150654645
I drink alone, and no bar is going be tuned to the roku channel.

>>150654583
I'm switching to radio in a min on my drive. catch ya later toobz.

>>150653600
>dyke vegan Karen cunt

She will always be in the wrong

wtf rbi triple from garve lmao

>>150653455
Is it?

>Dodger flag comment
Not surprised

If the Mets did what the Doyers just did then they would never hear the end of it.

>>150654781
Doyers are lucky this happened at the start of football season

>>150654781
The Dodgers will never hear the end of it, like the Yankees will never hear the end of 2004.

>>150654741
I wish I could watch lmao

how much money would of i have won if i bet on the o's with 2 outs in the 9th

>>150654887
>would of

>>150654578
baseball

>>150655048
that's a lot of surgery

Bases loaded no outs, c'mon retarded dominican!

MLB American

3RBI DOUBLE NICE JOB RETARDED DOMINICAN

AND A STOLEN BASE MAKES 25/25!

>>150655144
MLB National

>>150655181
NPB Results
Hanshin Tigers have won the Central League Pennant the fastest in NPB history.

>>150655208
NPB standings

>>150655208
My Carp are so shit

POLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
6-0 M's!

NAYLOR BOMB
BACK TO BACK JACKS IT'S ALL MARINERS
>tfw no working television set

>>150655208
>>150655226
barking up the wrong tree, ohtranny isn't pitching today and doyercasuals are still on suicide watch

literally no normal human cares what happens in your anime leagues

>>150653659
Just like the Bananas, the Padres are also a joke.

>>150655208
GO TIGERS

>a multi-hit game for mitch garver
>mitch garver chases the starter (lefty) in under 3 innings

>>150653659
>>150655327

>>150655208
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/Am4xj4hB-h4?si=XF6wOGi9BNGVwhU9

>>150655548
>>150655327

>>150653473
>bitchass karen comlain at you
>your bitchass dad gives her the homerun ball
>dont worry bro, you now have internet points and a full set of balls and shit from.... the Marlins, the team you dont give a fuck
eveyone is a loser in this story

RANDY SLAP!
9 NOTHIN' MARINERS!!!

>roku broadcast playing iron maiden
hello, based department?

>>150655570
His kids got stuff from the Phillies and they got to meet the player.

>>150655570
Pretty sure the Kid met with Bader after the game

>>150655208
My Hawks are elite
it’s the year of the Bird

>>150655327
rude!

...it's almost time for dodgers baseball

>>150655208
MarineGODS we're still in it!

>>150656327
Chin up!

>cease start
yeah my poodres are losing this one

a meaningless ohtani leadoff homerun

time for phillies baybawl

It's about that time for your, yes, YOUR, New York Metropolitans to take another W! Brandon Sproat making his debut this afternoon

I love Vladdy but him never hustling out of the box is becoming tiresome.

>>150656920
he doesnt get paid enough to hustle

>>150656760
The doyers will probably win too lol

>Hunter Greene
Yeah, this might be a rough one for the bats

>>150656863
Hi Misaki!

>>150657063
Hi anon

LGM

EEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGENIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>shakes off catcher 3 times
>throws meatball
Scherzer ball, he got lucky it went foul

Baty picking up da Sproat GOAT ya love to see it

Yeah Scherzer is cooked, 2 days extra rest for nothing

>taijaun
ah, gg marlels

>Msbros gaping the barves
Nice

>Max Schitzer
RICED

>Almost every first pitch is a slider
Come on guys, start sitting on it a little

The Miz is miserable, I don't want this bum pitching in the 'offs

Jesus Christ, Greene is dealing.

Okay, finally made some contact, that's progress

just take out Taijaun already

Good shit Ernie

thank god my phillies are on even if theyre losing currently because these nfl games are SHIT

Judge can't throw

>>150657810
He's a golem and the Jewish Mets fans have commanded him to be shit

>>150657810
Already did it.

Brettie Jetties

>>150657888
BATY!! We’ll take it!

Baty Bomb!

the pirates once again just letting the brewers raw dog them

>>150658016
Maybe they should try not starting wish.com skenes

why the fuck would that marlins player lay out for that lmfao

Baty Chads

>>150655327
>>150656151
more sameposting

I see today is the rigged game

Do I start drinking?

AN OHTANIAN BLAST!

this is the dodgers world series

Weird shit going on at second base today

MOOKIE SLAP!

dodgers trying to make up for yesterday

why is ohtani beating up his fellow countryman?

>>150658338
why are you slurping him off?

>>150658374
So it happened again?

Sproat GOAT

>>150658390
yup

vladdy cmon man

VLADDY

Oof Pete just missed that one

Ouch!

This is the blow jasy' world series btw

>>150658301
I thought this was Jordan Peterson in the thumbnail at first
>and that's the bloody thing about baseball you see, it's this reflection of good and evil and it breaks my heart, it break my heart to see these young men battle. The biblical battle of good and evil, represented here in the bat and the ball. The ball is the female entity, the cultural marxists and the bat. The bat, and this breaks my heart, the bat is the male the righteous male who seeks to overcome his demons. You swing and swing and you miss, and this is a lot like being cancelled you see. So it's this question of, what does it mean to hit? And that's the real bloody question here. What are we teaching are kids? When they strikeout? Are they a women? I cried all night thinking about this!

Apologize to Volpe

>>150658744
you could tell me this is a real quote and I'd belive you

>>150658744
>>150658814
>pol brained retards
>doyerfags
every time

>>150658744
lol

>>150658852
>>150658814
>sameposting
yikes

>>150658744
Lmao

>>150658912
>>150658891

This thread is comfy

>>150658928
turn in your inspectors badge first thing tomorrow morning anon, you’re done embarrassing the bureau

Ford is catching Hancock M's bros.

>>150659006
IAYC :^)

>>150659006
>telephone browser

>>150659061
I know you ate my cum you looked me in the eyes when you did it

>>150659081
if that's where your mind goes, that says a lot about you :^)

don't reply to astromiguel

>>150659134
>>150659101

nice recovery from dom for that put out

LOL GLORYHOLES

>Rortvedt gets a hit simply by flashing bunt
k-kino!

>1 strike away from a no-hitter
>lose
KEK still laughing

>a mildly funny greentext gets four replies
>NOOOOO THIS MUST BE A SAMEFAG
what a retarded faggot

Scherzer and Fried are both pissed at the ump.

>>150659283
>>150658891

>>150659283
everything upsets everyone on here

>gets called out on samefagging
>NOOOOO YOU CAN"T INSPECT ME LIKE THIS
what a reddit faggot

>>150659271
As you should.

>>150659271
based

>>150659352
also everyone is a doyerpaco

>>150659283
>mildly
listen bitch I spent three minutes on that, I deserved at least six (you)s

>>150659403
just you :^)

>>150659403
we own the west + dey not like us + we a family + big fly ohtani san

>>150659455
>>150659403
>replied to himself again
oh no no no no

Harry Ford reaches his first big league base (on a HBP)

>it’s all one guy
I didn’t make the Jordan Peterson post though kek. You can continue seething about someone getting a couple laughs at my expense if you like though.

>>150659412
I'm a patron of the arts. please accept this (You).

>>150659498
don't reply to or acknowledge astromiguel

50 fucking streams including competitive dog jumping but not my ROYALS
buffer fest on shiteast too

>>150659498
do not reply to doyerpacos, this is well known

>>150659475
>>150659471
>>150659475
>>150659498
>>150659524
>>150659530
>>150659006
>>150658851
>>150658744
All me btw

stankeedoos doings the stankee leg rn

>>150659530
nta i got accused of being the dastardly muncyfag once i don’t like it when the genny gets all schizo you feel me

muncy faggot is reeling today it would seem

everyone point and laugh

at the rangers game

>>150659498
Me on the left

doyerpacos seething kek

Raley scores on a wild pitch, 12-1 M's!

Good stuff Sproaty

>>150659706
Ya love to see it

>right at Judge
Yeah Jays are snake bitten again

>>150659688
>>150659612
cope miguel

Randy slap! Ford scores in his hometown.

the bearieposter was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.

DUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMPPPPPPP 53!!!!!
>>150659628
Who are you rooting for anon?

>>150659744
you're going to lose the division to the poodres

>1:1 errors to golden glove plays
yanks lol

>>150659628
congrats you’ll get to see the rangers lose in person

>>150659827
probably gaystros
>>150659883
time will tell

>>150644485 (OP)
CAM ON JAYS HIT THE FACKING BALL

Tell Lauer to get hot, Scherzer might not make it 5

>Kershaw has 6-K's w/ 4IP
old man is pissed kek

EEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUGENIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
18-1 MARINERS

>>150659923
>being a doyerpaco
>living in dfw
yikes

1 Called strike
2 Ball
3 homer

>>150660043
>we're not sticking around for this shit, swing the bat.

>>150659992
gotta root for someone in october when the cowfags suck every year

Seeing the Dolphins get crushed by danny dimes...yeah give the Marlins a win Miami needs it.

>>150660152
almost as gay as the vtumor poster

bruh
pirates...

>>150659991
i thought you were joking but they are actually winning 18-1 wtf

>>150660100
kek

>>150660367
>>150660367
nu
>>150660367
>>150660367

>>150659991
You're pretty good...

Babe Schneider's bat is ice cold after riding the bench too much.

>>150644853
Just more proof that base ten is an awful number system. If we were using base twelve there would be no problem writing it as 8.8 but 8.333... is so ugly

>>150659992
I don't live in dfw though

>>150654448
this makes me want to play fallout 1 again. Good afternoon M's nation.

>>150655548
good theme

>>150656438
another fallout 1 reference in the /mlb/ bread is based

blow gays kek

>>150657810
>Judge can't throw
he cant catch either. he chose the wrong profession