Thread 150713529

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This is the thread, fuck doyerpedos

Mariners.

>>150713529 (OP)
Do we really need to do this every time there's a doyer OP? I'm not even a doyers fan, the thread splitting is just annoying as fuck

Mets schedule is looking grim

I'm still confused why you're putting Mariah in left, makes no fucking sense.

>>150713562
rags and dads are frauds

>>150713562
good chance they go like 3-7

>>150713560
99% of doyerposters are just annoying contrarians ragebaiting, can't give in to terrorists

I think I'll post in this one.

>Jankees lose
>Blue Jays won
>Red Sox won
winning record namefag is a living jinx

>>150713587
very based

>>150713582
This

>>150713566
Tyra Banks DH could go crazy

>>150713587
This is the thread.

mleb you cray cray

>>150713559
>mest
KEK

>>150713601 .

If you are six feet tall and can jump 12-18 inches, you could've caught that "home run" that busted the no-no Saturday, and saved a no-hitter for your team. It would take a decent but not heroic effort.

strikeoutani KEK

>>150713623
I get excited when football season rolls around then I remember that half the game is just commercials, and /nfl/ threads are cesspools of AI slop and off-topic gooner shit

Baseball :)

>>150713627
he had no chance to catch it
https://www.mlb.com/news/andy-pages-play-yoshinobu-yamamoto-no-hit-bid

>>150713623
For me it's baseball. Especially since I'm listening to radio broadcasts a lot, baseball is perfect for radio but football sucks it's not nearly as easy to follow and nothing translates well enough

>>150713648
I always watch baseball with the genny open and football without bothering to open sp

>>150713659
wow he didn't even bow to the ump when he rung him up what a piece of shit

>>150713677
very disohoraburu

It's always a good night when the Yankees lose

>>150713627
I think he should've jumped just so people weren't talking shit like this. He was never going to catch it, so it's either still going over but you put in the effort.

>>150713685
>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150713685
27 RINGS STFU

>>150713627
The Doyers do not have angels in the outfield, unfortunately

>>150713529 (OP)
Mariners won that ballgame btw

>>150713673
based desu
>>150713707
>bermuda traingled

>>150713562
>PTSD

Crazy how the Mets logo is so classy and regal, while the Yankees' only evokes images of greasy wops and 9/11

>>150713648
football is only good for napping while chili cooks in the crockpot.

>>150713704
Why does Alejandro hate the east coast?

>>150713707
KEK

>>150713704
kekini!

HES SEETHING KEK!

>>150713529 (OP)
another good, non-homo thread. even the other thread. keep it up, /mlb/. faggots do not belong here.

Psychogang report in!

>>150713749
*in halo guy's voice* THREAD STOPPER

>>150713749
KEK stop they might feel called out and start acting gay again.

The mad lads did it!! They invented the Tom Brady Machine.

>>150713623
Does anyone know what the ratio of Jets/Giants fans are between Yankees fans? Have to imagine Jankers feel torn between two teams playing in their home state of New Jersey

>>150713802
I always assume Mets = Jets and Yankees = Giants

>>150713802
Yankees, Giants, Knicks, Rangers
Mets, Jets, Nets, Islanders

Padres need a local hero to rise up and deal with Vic Rodriguez if you know what I mean

Mariners!

>>150713673
I think this is how to do it.

not me i don't watch gayass football (both kinds)

good day of baybaw really

>>150713862
no one cares

>>150713868
so true

>>150713862
many are saying this

>>150713862
trvke

>tomorrow Yankees will be 0-2 since former teammate Anthony Rizzo crushed a beer while watching the game
can't be worse than the Squirrel curse right? nothing goes well at the stadium

Elite doggie pitching staff. We just had to endure half a season of the most god awful AAA jobbers known to man.

I also find it hilarious that Luis Garcia became an ace for the Angels after being so bad with us. Good for him. Hopefully him and Jansen are chumming it up.

this guy jumped, you can kinda see it in the webum
>>150713874

>>150713967
He was blackout drunk

>>150713862
Not really thi

Another Dodger will be optioned or DFA'd (unlikely) tomorrow to make room for Tommy Edman on the active roster. (Vesia came back yesterday so Casparius is out (overworked)) He might return in the postseason. Looks like Justin Dean may be the odd man out. Ben Rortvedt is here to stay for a bit longer since Rushing is on the IL and Smith is still recovering from his bone bruise.

my Metsies :(

vgh

>>150714016
>buy from the Giants
>they're still gunning for your spot
sadkek

>>150714030
I like my Jints too so won't be too upset if they end up usurping us, but fuck that'd be a tough turn of events kek
was halfway hoping we'd have caught the Dads by now

>>150714070
Mets have gotta sweep the dads next week now more than ever

>>150713707
Its hilarious how dog shit Volpe is lmao

you can't win 'em all

Cade Freakin’ Horton. Hes from Norman Oklahoma and he’s got big fucking cowboy balls. PRINT IT!

>>150714119
Not sure if we will win the division but might be okay considering a hot Jints team might be playing the winner

Yankees getting shit on by the tigers lmao please don't tell me their fan base still thinks they're doing anything come the playoffs

>MLB gave Teo's homerun it's own youtube clip and graphic
I think even Dodgers fans can acknowledge he does not deserve that kind of media attention lol

Reckerize it
And I will advertise it

Reckerize it
Don’t criticize it

Some call it Reckie (Reckie)
Some call it the sneed (Reckie)
Some call it Reckerwana (Reckerwana), ayy-yeah
Some a dem call it Recka zz (Recka zz)

Reckerize it
Don’t criticize it

>>150714377
incredibly homoerotic pose

Reckerize it
And I will advertise it

I can't believe im saying this but my Rags need fucking Houston to sweep the Mariners in order to make the playoffs.

Reckies stroke it
And players of the baybaw too
Reckerize it, yeah, yeah
That's the best thing you can do

Reckerize it
Don’t criticize it

Reckerize it
And I will advertise it

Yamamoto would deadass have a 2.35 ERA right now if he didn't give up that Grand Slam (career first) to the Dback earlier this year and have that first inning meltdown against the brewers. (5ER, then pulled 0.2 IP)

>>150714803
Dead ass don’t even care bro he sucks. ERA over 2.7? He’s fucking washed.

Kek name a bigger jinx than that stankeedoo namefag, kekarooooo stankeedoo!

gm

>>150714958
I'm trying to sleep, please keep it down.

>>150715015
gn

>>150715085
the bearieposter was unwound, he was literally comfy and sleeping in bedsheets with many threads, actual eepy cozy frenly behavior.

someone tuck that bearieposter into bed pronto!

I know you have batting cages to practice hitting but do you have any ways to practice diving/catching? It would be sick if you had some big floor where you can run for the ball and then dive for the ball onto some bouncy castle type structure so you don't hurt yourself.

Manager Baboone

Morning all.

Remember about our Padgers ceasefire Doyerfriends. I saw a bit too much bullying of my Padres after the loss

>>150715159
in the somewhat high level cricket I played we did exactly as you described but with portable mats that youd drag out onto the practice field

>>150715243
morning

>>150715159
Grandyman :)

You are manager of the best slugging team in baseball.
You have 2 runners on with no outs in a tie game.
Your current hitter at-bat is ahead in the count, what do you instruct him to do?

>>150715357
I would tell him to drive in at least one run tbdesu

Hrrk...!

>>150715277
Very well done.

Is it me are the Brew Crew regular season frauds? I could see them losing to an inferior opponent in the divisional round. Like against the Poodres or Reds.

>>150715243
>>150715277
trevor on the grid!

>>150715357
What bases are the runner on? Is the batter a power hitter or a slappy?

First and second, slappy: bunt the runners over

First and third: hit away, don't strike out. Worst that can happen is a double play with the runner on third scoring.

First and second, power hitter: swing away, hope for no strikeout or dp.

Second and third, any hitter: try to drive the ball so you at least get a sacrifice fly score.

We need nu tho

>>150715464
Sick, psycho, and unhinged

Bunts

>>150715495
*throws you out at 1b*
thanks for the free out

>>150715476
nu in a FEW ‘em!!

>>150715178
And there it is

You've heard it hear first, the Backstreet Boyz / Atomic Kitten sound is making a big comeback
Reckon it'll crack into the mainstream in the next 2 years

Sorry got my tabs mixed up

Kek!

gm, bunting is only kino if you can beat it out for a hit.

>>150715658
Where do you put your petrol lad?
https://youtu.be/s1yeBmSFkC4?si=jdAuAEQ2_M9_at6l

>>150715726
That area of Australia is pretty cooked
Sniffing petty is only the beginning really

Padres really shouldn't have sacrificed that child to win on Monday night. The gods are angry now.

>>150715835
I believe my Padres will still win tonight

no you can't... NO YOU CAN'T!!!

>>150715835
whats going on with that dude's eyes on the right?

gm

Janitor applications are now being accepted. Click here to apply.

>>150715875
glasses, nigga

>>150713809
More or less. Jets and Mets came in around the same time, got the queens and Long Island fan base. Islanders as well

>tfw stephen vogt leads da indians to the postseason this year
https://youtu.be/7HhyTlCeoUI

>>150715529
Runners move up to second and third with one out. Most outs that aren't a strikeout, popup or double play will score the go ahead run from third.

>>150716089
>most outs that aren’t <most common outs> will score a run!

1.5
2.5

what does he eat

the sandlot

how do you gain on someone behind you?

Blue Jays' Vladimir Guerrero Jr. this month

AVG: .567 (17-for-30)
Runs: 8
HR: 2
RBI: 5
OPS: 1.473

Currently on a 6-game multi-hit streak

>>150716143
thats the standard american diet right there

>>150716143
Reckera zz

Padrebros I think we're still winning the division. We got some weak teams in our remaining schedule still, while the Doyers have a tough gauntlet ahead of them

IT’S UP
https://youtu.be/3x8DQFzd-HE

>>150716417
forgettable career

Cubs should retire his number but won't

>>150716484
signing with the yankees tarnishes your career
it took us forever to reluctantly induct Youk into the Red Sox hall of fame

>>150716317
meanwhile september judge:

AVG: .261 (6-for-23)
Runs: 5
HR: 1
RBI: 1
OPS: .824

this is supposed to be mvp worthy?

>>150714377
That's... interesting

I had a recker moment at work

>>150716417
>Rizzo retires
>Kris Bryant and Joc Pederson are still active

>>150716514
mets fan

gm

american cheese

>>150716721
I’m all out :(
>shredded cheddar on my egg sammich this morning

I got banned from /tv/ for replying in an off topic thread :(

>>150716679
I'd hope so, she's been Dykstra's son pump babies into her

>>150716679
>shes 44
holy moly time flies

>>150716721
pepperjack

arsehole above me

>>150716895
nope

I went from phoenix Arizona all the way to Tacoma
Philadelphia, Atlanta, LA.
Northern California where the girls are warm so I can hear my sweet baby say.
Keep on Reckin baby
Keep on Reckin baby
Keep on Reckin bayyyyybay
Keep on a Reckin me baaaaby, baby baby baby!

>>150716576
What’s a “recker moment”?

>>150716484
They didn't retire Mark Grace's number and he was better than Rizzo.

>>150717011
It’s like a nigga moment but with a feminine female ass

looking it up the cubs didn't retire gabby hartnett's number either. he played in the 20s and 30s so i'm pretty sure he did have a number.

>>150717055
>>150717124
Guess you could say they really did a number on those guys!

>>150717124
they retired greg maddux's number, but not rick reuschel's, even though reuschel had more WAR with the cubs.

gm mariners nation I was up late because some raccoons were in my yard making a ruckus
>>150715071
gm

>>150717158
>rick reuschel

My tigers can't stop raping women and the yankees

>dodgers are the top choice for kpop idols
Fuck you mets fag

>>150717413
You didn't win. We lost.

>>150717441
Dumbo on the left

>>150717011
A moment of confusion that gets you into a sticky situation

>>150717441
me in the back

>>150717455
She's gonna get another surgery for that

>>150717441
we don't like those bogged uglies anyway

>>150717413
>>150717453
Hark, fair maiden, I will save thee from the rude beast!

>>150717441
>wearing a signed jersey
4/10 would not bang

>>150717489
Who is that I don't recognize her from any active group

ever hit a dinger, anon?

>>150717515
That’s Rinspi Reckimogya I believe

>>150717558
I was a singles merchant. Muh batting average

>>150717620
based smoll ball

It's another day to say FUCK THE PADRES!

Why are the stinkees so bootyblasted?

>>150717661
It was nice when you were banished

>>150717087
Feminine female ass?

I am still laughing about that Volpe missed catch top kek

i like berrios but he's been shit since his injury :(

>>150717620
Running the bases was the most fun part of bases tbqh. Loved getting on base.

>>150717703
the second best kind

>>150717558
never and I regret it deeply. What is it like bros?

>>150717703
yea like tha booty buttcheeks

i never played baseball. only sport i didn't play as a kid besides basketball. i regret it. looked like fun!

>>150717708
He's not missed a start since 2017, he might be breaking down.

>>150717661
Will you finally fuck off if my Padres are a dumpster fire last place team?

>>150717798
Cute!

>>150717798
u r gay fgt

it's nice to meet you is such a weird thing to say

>>150717803
That will work.

I shall continue honoring the padgers ceasefire.

We are getting swept today for entertainment purposes

who will be awarded the Roberto Clemente award this year?

>>150717661
33 year old hands typed this post.

>>150718013
Anthony Volpe

>>150717968
Thank you

>>150718013
recker

>>150717948
I doubt you'd leave

>MLB Network Showcase has been majority of Yankees vs anyone
They really really really like the Yankees.

Brunchball today, don't fuck this up again broocroo.

>>150717896
why? you dont like meeting new people?

>>150718191
And the Dodgers at night to lead into quick pitch.

>>150718216
i do but i get very nervous.

>>150718191
As they should.

>>150718224
then dont lie to them

recycle
>>150709442
>>150709442
>>150709442

>>150718287
"hi, it's unpleasant to meet you because im scared"

>>150718319
We are not even half way to nu…tho.

>>150718319
nice try, pal!

>>150718328
"hi, i find your acquaintance enticing, but im shy. what are your hobbies?"

>>150717798
visions of bogchae's horrifically botched face is why he lost the no hitter

>>150718452
think this will work on a cute korean woman (male)?

>>150718604
yes, especially if you suggest discussing the hobbies over coffee

>>150718604
Are you a cardinals fan, by chance?

>>150718604
Do you write for Reason Magazine but any chance?

Are d*dgers fans content that they will only have 1 legitimate ring in last 4 decades after Ohtani's career is over?

Act like a dodger dress like crazy
Da, da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da
Da, da-da-da

>Netflix is doing a documentary examining the sudden demise and downfall of the Montreal Expos

https://www.netflix.com/tudum/articles/who-killed-the-montreal-expos-doc-release-date-news

>>150718811
this is the only kpop song I know, and it's because of marvel rivals

>>150718821
basé

>>150718887
chat is this real?

>charlie kurk shot in the neck in utah
They cannot be rewarded with a baseball club mr. Manfred.

I’ll be honest, I have 0 hope for this season now. We have to face the reality that we’ve now made 143 roster moves, the record for most roster moves in the modern mlb outside of covid. The entirety of the team has been ravaged by injury. Half of our most important players are either battling injury or are currently injured. Our offense, who features a .500+ OBP since IL Yordan Alvarez, somehow can’t score runs. Our pitching staff has 1 good pitcher Hunter Brown, head-case retard Framber, over-performing DFA pickup Jason Alexander, Christian Javier who just came back from TJ, and Luis Garcia who’s career is suddenly probably over now. Our bullpen has pitched 25 fucking pitchers in relief which once featured one of the league leaders in WAR Josh Hader who’s probably done for the season. There’s just too many signs pointing to saying this isn’t the year. I’m still going down with the ship, but I’m kinda just done for the season unless we go on a serious run here soon.

>>150718938
You're nothing without your illegal multicolored bats

Umm Kelly, WTF are you doing?

>>150717948
you're weird. wouldn't it be more fun to have heated rivalries instead just stomping on everyone in your division?

>>150718938
sybau

>>150718887
That's a good one to be the only one!

>bearnigger posted banned for offtopic
kek
CHARLIE KIRK ASSASSINATED
IT'S HAPPENING

>>150718938
Not reading all of that.

WAR IN YOUR LANDS SOON

>>150718938
It's astrover

>>150718938
Rags are pretty beat up too, Mariners can still always choke, I still think >we will reach playoffs but it's looking like another wild card exit

Msbros...

>>150719399
Soon to be Salt Lake City Padres fans.

>>150719426
kek

>>150719426
go away fuwawa

>>150719426
kek so true

>>150719399
I don't really like him but we should probably kill everyone who is celebrating this.

>>150719399
Feel bad for his kids, nobody deserves to get Galán'd

>>150719399
not gonna link to the other video making the rounds cuz it's graphic and I dont want to pick up a ban but he ded

>>150719426
You're not funny Fuwawa

>red sux
>RISP

>>150719734
wasn't it 110 yesterday what happened?

dead genny

>>150719399
I do not feel bad for him. Fucking deserved.

>>150719774
Baseball is praying, plus Brewers are being useless again.

>>150714803
>if he didn't have bad outings, he'd be really good!
no way!

>>150719915
kek ohtani moment

>red sux
>risp with no out

>>150719742
Broken Clock. Rodon perfect game tonight against Hack Flaherty

i see a chadres win today, it has been foretold

>>150720012
Me too

Brewers what the fuck?

Peralta sucked today

>>150718191
Because we have fans unlike the fairweather faggotry in toronto

Awful send

>red sux
>risp with less than 2 outs

>>150720012
Not so fast my friend.

>red sux
>RISP

>>150720147
we'll just score enough runs to not need you!

Story time!

test

KEK VAGIANTS

>>150720147
that reminds me, i need to make a webm of that blown save last night

>>150720265
It wasn't that exciting

>>150720271
it's highly comedic to me

sneaky sneks

>>150720147
kek soreass

A bunch of literally whos are going to sweep the best team in the leagues.

>>150720265
>>150720323
>blown save
herp derp

>>150720332
sewers peaked too early

>>150720339
my bad. here you go.

>>150720323
crazy how everybody *but* the Padres seem to be able to hit homeruns in Petco
the boys need to hit the weight room or someshit

>>150720386
Yeah its crazy. They're 29th in HRs, just imagine if they were at least top 15

NETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150720386
The team's priority this year seems to have been small ball rather than slug, and it worked at the start of the season when Tatis, Merrill, and Manny went 2 months with mid .300 batting averages while guys like Sheets seemed to hit a home run every few days, but it's biting them in the ass right now because the second one guy slumps the whole process falls apart and there hasn't been a period of time since maybe June or July where all three of them are hot at the same time.

gaysconsin kek

gaysconsin kek

sneks

>>150720452
I haven't checked the stats but I feel like we must be at the bottom hitting when RISP.

>>150720503
Pretty sure we're like 20th or something

do the brewers even have a reason to win games at this point

>>150720521
They have a series against the Padres which has playoff implications

gaysconsin kek

>>150720530
they should honorably throw so my padres will win the division and the brewers will play the dodgers in the NLDS. the brewers have a better record vs the dodgers this year compared to the padres so it only benefits them!

>>150720591
You forgot your gachaslop avatar

>SS Jake and 2B Arraez
>1B O'hearn and Sheets get to be in the lineup
>Pivetta on the hill
Oh yeah, it's a Chadres win tonight!

The frognigga prince returns tonight Mariners nation.

Parsons sacrificed so rags could sweep

Imagine if the Rangers get in the playoffs.

>>150720740
it would be pointless without eovaldi

i call them the red sux

it won't happen but it would be funny if the rangers made the playoffs with their triple a squad while the mariners barely miss after adding saurez and naylor

RIP BOZO

My cubbies are gonna win the world series now

Are all MLB games going to have a moment and of silence for Charlie Kirk before first pitch?

>>150720813
A moment to piss on his grave

>>150720813
Casty will hit 3 homers in his honor

>>150720813
His favorite team, the Cubs, are going to be busy doing their Rizzo tribute.

Is jomgoy gonna do a breakdown video on the shooting?

>>150720740
we must imagine such terrible things are not possible

FUCK YUOR TEAM

>>150720873
hey FUCK YOU buddy

>>150720813
The dodgers are handing over the entire crowd to ice in honor of the martyr.

if you get hit by a pitch in an elbow or shin pad it should just count as a ball if I'm being quite honest

>>150720885
Offspeed pitches should never count.

>>150720885
nah, if your pitch somehow ends up there you deserve the punishment, get better control idiot

>>150720878
I'm white tho

strikem out throwem out?

The Dodgers activated IF/OF Tommy Edman and optioned OF Justin Dean.

Honestly, Justin Dean probably never expected to make it to the show and hopefully the past month has been a dream come true for him. Happy for him, he was a solid defensive replacement and pinch runner while our guys were injured.

lolgnats. Gimme some sneks, boys.

>>150720920
He'll likely get a Spring invite.

>>150720939
I thought the nats were the gnats

>>150720147
This guy needs to add breaking stuff and a slider to his pitching arsenal in the offseason. His fastball locations are becoming too predictable, or he's tipping his pitches. Anyways, best of luck to the dumbasses who pay this guy Tanner Scott money to close out games.

>>150720972
i call the giants 'vagiants' because it sounds like vagina and they used to have a player who they used to call Busted Pussy and is now their GM.

>>150720939
Not getting swept by a .500 team is like winning the WS for snekpablos

>>150720976
The Doyers will pick him up

sure they wont get walked off

>>150720976
Mark Malancon was the best closer the Padres since Hoffman.

>>150720972
>>150720983
what are the names for the white sox, guardians, and tigers?

>>150720900
They expect one of us in the wreckage

>>150720976
prrrrrtttt

jintsbros we're not dead yet

I can't believe the Mariners killed Charlie Kirk.

>>150721018
whos/whosox
losedians
tigays

>>150721027
fucker I came here specifically to get away from these posts and you make me laugh my ass off with this

>>150721023
i need a better quality webm of this to go in my Soreass collapse collection

>>150721027
kek

>>150721027
kek

hahahahaha
>sux

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD tonight?

feel this bussy

KEK RED SUX

tying run to the plate jintsbros

>Glasnow wanted to go back out there to finish his no-hitter
>Isn't too mad because he understand he's injury prone and playoffs are coming up
Damn. If only he didn't blow up his pitch count in the first two innings.

GG jints cya next week

>vagiants
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

win the series, drop a game

ggs snek

And that's a series win

GG Twins.

>>150721103
thank u <3

let's... go... mets...

It’s another Mets strike out looking at a fastball right down central episode

Lets try not to let the opposition starter shove our shit in this time, Metsies, LGM.

>Bader hitting .600 against the Mets this year
Did us letting him go really bother him that much?

stop talking about baseball a civil war is about to happen

I am now a Seattle Mariners fan.

>>150721278
Nowhere close

>9 pitches and bases loaded nobody out for the phils already

I swear to fucking god. This might be worse than 2022's meltdown

David Stearns fucking killed this team I can’t believe it anyone else in his position would be fired

Damn, RIP

>>150721279
Bandwagoners out

>all the nl playoff teams are melting down
What is going on

>>150721308
for entertainment purposes

Mesties…. Not like this…

>>150721313
Okay Manfred

Uhhh sox bros? What happened?

why did he do it /mlb/?

>>150721340
>>150721313

ITFCB

where is yanks namefag at? I am ready to start my afternoon comedy session

Nice play Jose

>>150721027
Dark magic and blood rituals are being performed...This is the year the Mariners win the west.

Mariners Cubs World Series basically confirmed

>>150721175
Praying for a better season next year

Attaboy Nico

>>150721399
no way this is real

>>150721408
yes way

>>150721392
thank you for posting this. the last thing the mariners needed was to be slandered.

attaeye seiya

>>150721340
>>150721366
>I think the Mariners are getting a little TOO close to October.

Ohtani tries to kiss you, how do you react?

>>150721425
Guy knew ball

>>150721436
that one swede who said Ohtani wasn't fat would probably use tongue

>>150721417
>it's real
son of a....

>>150721417
actually based

Diaz had like 3 hits yesterday and now an RBI double today, just don't throw strikes at him

The retard did something

walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!

Broors got swept by the >rags of all teams? Really?

Why are they so white

>>150721506
computer: zoom, enhance.

taco time yankee time

Apologize

>>150721522
no way this is real

This ump is fucking INSANE

>>150721522
He looks a lot like Charlie, case of mistaken identity? Yankees namefag is MIA…

>>150721502
The rags are cheating.

>>150721529
calm down

>>150721340
Is Utah mariners territory?

Very cool umpcucks

>>150721522
>finest in the field
finest at what? being a disappointing hometown kid story?

>>150721529
Oh so we’re making fun mental health now??

>>150721533
out-cheating the sewers you mean?

>>150721533
This but unironically

Trump is attending the Yankee game tomorrow. lmao

>>150721543
Looks like a ball to me, no bias here

>>150721549
perfect game confirmed

Dang it shoulda sent Barger home

>>150721549
Should've gone to CitiField like all his elite buddies do

>>150721549
He's firing Boone. Personally.

Why can't the Yankee ever beat the Tigers?

>Drunk sloot dancing in Bader Mets jersey
She was kinda hot

Well, hopefully the jankees take the trump curse my doggies have been experiencing. it was all downhill after the white house visit

Imagine if we had him for the whole season

bullshit cheating philthydelphians

>>150721576
not fired. promoted. to bananaball

>>150721549
it's for 9/11

Apologize

Kicking the fan out? Phillies have no class.

>>150721417
Any other MLB ballparks?

>>150721608
excuse my zoom brain, it was before my time

>>150721620
I think they just get moved, it's routine iirc

>>150721621
I'm thinking my M's might not want to draw too much attention.

>Blue Jays are 14-3 in Berríos' last 17 starts
Doesn't feel that way desu

why was that not scored as an error?

>>150721622
This means you were born between 2001 and 2007

Martebros...

No other team did this tonight. Volumes.

>>150721417
doyerpacos gonna hate this one

>>150721621
apparently not

>>150721641
>kissing trumps ass before the 9/11 game tomorrow
no one cares yankluigi

My Mets have scored a run :)

Attaboy Nico

>>150721641
It really shows that the Yankees are the enemies of the people.

Attaboy Nico

Oh fuark Sale is slicing and dicing…

are they seriously not going to score mcmahons throw to first as an error?

why is manfraud protecting them?

Attasteal Nico

>>150721417
This is bigger than MLK jr

>>150721669
So you could say he is sliding and cutting?

wat da FVK!!!

bleh!

>>150721425
based!

I don't get the Mets hitting. Why is it that everytime they hit the ball it goes directly into a Phillies glove? Magnets?

>>150721641
damn jew york is going all out for bibi's buttboy??

>>150721689
Manfred magnet technology is outdated. It’s mostly drone balls and Satellite Infielder Positioning Systems

You think if Bader had the choice, he would come back to the Mets?

we need designated fielders now.
aint nobody want to see butchers like harper and turner play the field. those guys are paid to hit. fielding specialists will make the game better for everyone.

>Bader batting .607 against the Mets this season.
Stearns could have paid this asshole to sit on the bench and it would have been value added…

no…NO!!!

Who’s the Hatsune Miku paco Yankee? Based desu.

God no please no, we can’t take anymore injuries

You’re allowed to get a hit with runners in scoring position?

schwalk

>>150721702
The level of play would increase drastically. Look at NFL

*submarine arms you the ball*

>>150721699
if he had a choice hed be the captain for jerusalem

Metsbros........... ... .. . are they waking up?...

>>150721671
error scoring needs a reset. everyone involved has seen enough baseball to know when someone made a mistake that cost a base or more. shouldnt matter if you touch the ball. shouldnt matter if the mistake was only mental. all mistakes that cost bases are errors.

Matt Olson is so handsome he could be an actor

>>150721718
exactly. theres literally no reason not to do it except the greedy owners dont want to pay for it

Chadres should win this series and fluke win the division by pure shitty luck. (still might get jumped in playoffs lol)

Aaron Retard

>>150721702
>we need designated fielders
offensive players shouldnt play defense at all. that way we could (((expand))) the rosters and raise prices.

>>150721401
You and me both bro.

kill every ump slowly

>one of the best pitch framers in the league (ranked no. 5)
>pulling off shit as blatant as this
why are umps so retarded and easy to deceive? He didn't get the call for what it's worth, but that movement is fucking ridiculous, is it not? Wouldn't you want the least amount of movement to make it not as suspicious?

>>150721746
you dont mean that

>>150721736
Remaining schedule highly favors us to finish in first place

>>150721753
the trick is to do it really fast so the ump forgets where it originally lands

Who's the most accurate MLB pitcher?

>>150721702
Doesn't softball have something like that?

>>150721753
it’s not hard to fool the umpire brain, they’re mostly retarded asshole fucking idiots who should be put down.

RECYCLE
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>>150709442
>>150709442

>>150721742
im thinking a 35 man roster would work. 12 batters, 10 fielders, 13 pitchers.

>>150721774
hmmm i don't know about that thread

>>150721774
no

/nu/
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>>150721782
>>150721782
>>150721782
>>150721782

>>150721774
>>150721788
nevermind I'll use the dodger thread.

>>150721755
Bro we lost to the twins and got swept by the O's

Hell yeah DODGERS

500