Thread 150690473

dump 'stache 'em!

metsbuddies.... that was pretty embarrassing..............

>chicago about to break down into a race war
lmaooooo
kill em all

a really cute girl asked to meet up with me later this week to talk about Jesus

Retard Baty, Keith even called him out for taking his lead so deep earlier in the at bat.

>mets are LITERALLY owned by a kike
imagine being a brown hispanic shilling for a kike team
holy shit being brown and cucked by kikes

where's muncy?

>>150690473 (OP)
that isn't max muncy

dodgerbros...Im sacred we place the rockies tonight

Is this @nutho? I was told the nu oven broke.

why no max munchy, OP?

>>150690549
>>150690553
It's max muncy.

Kek Harper

>>150690525
Rely?

schwarbomb incoming

that funky muncy

>>150690525
Is Jesus your gardener and/or a Doyers fan?

We need nu tho

you gotta be FUCKing me!1!

Ooooh you gotta be fuckin im

>>150690525
if you're not slapping and face fucking her and just generally treating her like shit by this weekend than you're doing something wrong

>>150690722
>only two mlb in the ‘log
he’s got a point

>>150690658
yeah

>>150690764
I'll get a muncy nu baking right away

>>150690761
Are you Trevor Bauer?

6 no hit innings in Cleveland

>>150690825
Didn’t the dodgers have a no hitter the other day or something?

>>150690805
that's def ohtani. bauer is in japan now.

>>150690805
one of his consensual victims

Brewers

that cummy leaf

>>150690853
i remember yams was on the last out, don't remember what happened after that. surely they won the game either way!

Yankees.

>>150690853
>>150690918
you won't believe it, but they lost when it was 3-0 with two outs in the bottom of the ninth!

>>150690918
no… NO!!

>>150690957
no way fag

Another evening of PRRRTTTTTTTTT please.

>>150691016
Go away

>>150691016
die

>>150691016
kys

>>150691016
i'm sure you will stay active and civil once the rockies take the lead against the dodgers and the padres take the lead against the reds

>>150690963
did you make this yourself?

why didn't the mets resign bader?

>>150691076
kek fake nose

glasnow fuck my ass now!

>over 90 pitches through 7 no hit innings
will they even let him finish the game?

scuba kek

what the FVCK!!!

>>150691149
stfu bitch

do you guys ever think about how retarded your comments are going to look when the district attorney is looking through them? how will you explain to a jury that you were just pretending to be a freak and an idiot for (you)s?

>>150691197
>those posts your honor? they werent me

>>150691197
Nah bro I committed those heinous crimes for entertainment purposes

>>150691197
Fuck the DA's team too

>>150691197
the DA can play this muthaphuckin tape in court

>>150691197
the bearieposter was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.

>>150691197
aren't the majority americans retarded?

Something about late season baseball being played at the same time as early season football gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling. It’s like the official ending of summer and start of fall.

>>150691197
everything i post is meant to put a smile on the reader's face

>he’s still mad about the Nanking joke
kek

>>150691076
Are you saying he wanted to leave or that they wanted to get rid of him?

no hitter alert

attaboy nico

>>150691337
He hit .230 with a .650 OPS for the Mets and lost his job to White Tyrone in the second half of last year. Stearns is a retard for getting Mullins and not Bader at the deadline though.

>>150691317
nanking joke is literally nothing
i'm more mad about how unoriginal and unfunny you are

>>150691349
manfred scripted another comeback

bauer's agent strikes me as an anal queen

>>150691059
he doesn't watch the Dodgers play. He just lives to shitpost about San Diego

>>150691499
ill toast to that

its over

perfect game watch: chase dollander

>>150691076
He got kicked off his 109th team

>allowing a hit during your no-hitter
ISHYGDDT

im so sick of hearing this african chant car commercial

why does this phenotype always end up on the phillies?

>>150691399
I sincerely hope you guys get nuked a third time.

>>150691721
you make a good point...

>>150691721
New Jersey

>>150691721
it's kino

>>150691744
why do you think we would even care that you hope that? do you even understand what the us-japan relations are like?

>Helsley
>already 2-0

>>150691721
>>150691822
damn...

>>150691721
It’s true…

>>150691470
she actually has him in what he thinks is a somewhat balanced open relationship (in reality, she's getting pumped by dozens of men a month)

Never doubted him for a second ;)

Stearns is Jewishly rubbing his hands together knowing that he’ll let Edwin Diaz walk so he can give Helsley a 2 year 20 million dollar contract to close

Muncy... is back?

>>150692006
He’s mostly gut tbqh

I've got arachnophobia asshole!! (go Phils)

I FUCKING HATE THIS SPIC SHIT

>>150692064
Same tho (let’s go Mets)

Marge? MARGE!! I AM SO CONFUSED!
>>150691634

>muncy comes back
>immediately re-injures himself trying to slide into a base or on an ugly swing on the 9th pitch of the at bat
calling it now

>sneed entrance
>immediately gives up two hits
interesting

>cusbs
kek

no....no.....NOOOOO

just fucking throw 103 mph ffs

scuba kek

>>150692125
>>150692071
Fucking figures this beaner with the huge foreign language entrance choreography is choking

Mets have something on Duran. They know when the fastballs coming.

>>150692126
What a worthless wetback asshole.

LETS GO METS BEAT THESE PHILTHY SAVAGES

>>150692214
all they do is go the other way, which is smart because you're going to be late anyway. he throws fast enough that just making contact will take it far.

jews lose

WTF was Alvarez doing?

pathetic ab

mest fans on suicide watch

well that was a slurper, gg mest

Terrible at bat Alvarez. gg Philths.

>>150692158
>>150692126
shut up next time

no discipline, just hack at everything and hope the pitcher throws it in the strikezone

never a doubt

of course the brewers have to stop cheating when the rags come to town

>Rangers finally hit a grand slam in 2025
>It was by Michael Helman

Can I get some mayo on that salami?

>>150692276
Good. The more gone the merrier

>>150692305
He is lucky he swung at it he was a fucking mile away from the plate.

>>150692327
mayo is bad for you

>>150692306
>>150692296
I actually think he was just swinging hoping a fastball would be thrown near his bat lol

>>150692276
.

>>150692276
..

the mets might've saved nola's season lol

Did you really think the Royals ever had a chance? It's over. Time for the Chiefs.

>>150692341
>he doesn't understand pitching strategy

I hate this gay song they play for a win

FAGGets kek!

>>150692343
I know and I only like it on hamburger buns.

>>150692384
>if the catcher has to chase the pitch, you’re doing good ese!

>>150692408
I got some mayo for your buns right here pal

>>150692343
>>150692408
I just made coleslaw with mayo.

>>150692439
I got some mayo for your slaw right here pal

shame on me for not believing in Nola, I hope he's truly back now - especially considering Wheeler is toast for a bit (praying for Wheeler - Christ is King)

Tonight is the last Monday of the Mariners regular season, they have the rest of them off this month.
>>150692452
It doesn't need any more.

scuba

0-60 when trailing after 8

I hate to say it but Casty driving in the only run of the game will do more damage to the Phillies than if the Mets would have won.

I know Japanese pitchers have a bad rap lately but pls Yu save us

>>150692498
Why do you say that

At least McLean has that dawg in him that much we do know

>six shutout innings
>followed by three more shutout innings

vgh kek... whats even the poimt at this poimt... gg braves

>>150692523
Yeah, rawdogged in him

>cusb also lost
interesting

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BLACK MAN WITH DON
WHERE IS MUD
The game is already cursed :(

its up
https://youtu.be/0nVJ338ieNs?si=3jyuj8LOraDAKTeT

Jom ‘Em!

METTIEDOO 'EM

>>150692521
Because he's complete fucking dogshit on the field and and the worse he does at the plate the more likely he won't be here next season

>>150692591
>Padres ''''''''''fan'''''''''' doesn't know Tony Jr
kys zoomer

>>150692591
It's just Gwynn Jr.

>muh "IGLESIAS CAN HIT LEFTIES"
>O'hearn has an OPS over .800 vs lefties while Iglesias barely cracks .700 and arraez is barely over .600
can we stop this meme already?

BAY wit da BAW di bang di dang shiggy diggy digishot the boogies and up Jom the boyers

kek mests

do americans have any kind of self-awareness?

>already bad fermin framing
long game ahead...

>>150692807
no do you

>Nootbaar
There's no way that's a real player.

>>150692807
90% of american flags here are actually mexicans

>>150692807
I am what I am what I am what I am
I am what I am what I am

T J
J

>>150692748
The Twins have the best looking hat in the league and I’m tired of people pretending otherwise.

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

should've been strike 3, but fermin fucked the first pitch

Jom to me boyers to my boyers to me joms!

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>150692807
no

baseball

>>150692900

checked

PitchCom was a mistake.

And that's the ballgame folks with a 1-0 Reds victory over the Padres.

I think the DOYERS should get their second win of September!

I think the ROCKIES should sweep the Dodgers!

Guys, Mariners baseball is on.

>>150692924
cringe
>>150692938
BASED

>>150692940
cardinal baseball but yeah

GO MARINERS!

>>150692917
It's barely the 1st inning

>>150692940
>>150692959
excuse me, but this battle is about to explode

snek @ jints

baseball!

>>150692887
That's cool bro but I don't remember asking

>>150692665
He isn't any worse than Stott or Marsh and he's been significantly better than Kepler for the majority of the season. The Casty hate is overdone. Philly fans need to stop picking one guy to dump all their hate onto. First it was Bohm and now it's Castellanos. The whole fucking team is inconsistent as shit.

kek poodres

piles pieceoftrash should serve up at least 2 to cal

>doyers facing another sub .500 team
no...

>>150692992
many are saying this

>>150692981
>Implying the Padres aren't going to be cold all night

>>150693040
we're going to erase the deficit immediately bro, don't doubt us

>>150692992
@grok is this true?

which vtumor poster is the worst?

>>150693086
all me

>>150693086
fuwawa is a funny name though kek

>>150693040
I'll admit you're probably right but I still hate you

>>150693112
did you really waste thousands of your hours learning jap kek

FREEMAN MONIAK AND GOODMAN GO BACK TO BACK TO BACK, 3-0 ROCKIES!!!

So gaysconsin's offense died right in time for the playoffs

Fagwawa and Macucko kek

Our turn to gape the doyers!

>>150693313
a dinger with nothing left to lose is scary

>>150693313
mercy please...

>>150693312
KEK

>>150693083
Great question! Baseball is a sport that many Americans have claimed as their own, but it unfortunately ignores the immense contributions of many immigrant players.

>>150693313
I'm ready.

>>150693313
I'm ascared

LET’S GO TWINKIES

sneks

>>150693313
Watch your own game poodrepaco

>>150693448
he was low key my favorite wrestler as a kid

>>150693448
go sneks :3

>>150693467
rent free

>>150693467
Shut up poodre faggot.

it's been two weeks since I prrrtposted or ragged on the poodres and poodrepacos. I'm mildly happier.

ITFDB

>>150693467
kek i posted it and i'm a dodgers fan. stop being such a fag.

>>150693537
this. so much this.

poodrepacos seething kek

uh oh brownfights

doyerpacos projecting

doyerpacos seething kek

>>150693527
you'll find a life of fraudenfraude is much better than that of schradenfraude

which team has the whitest fan base?

>>150693338
I'm laughing so hard, I CAN'T BREATHE

>>150693636
I'd argue Twins or Reds.

>>150693636
Cubs?>>150693628

JUNG HOO

>>150693636
Metstynpr

can we stop this "IGLESIAS IS THE BEST CHOICE AGAINST LEFTIES" meme? i have never seen him come through once

>>150693699
soon to be 2!
where should we have the parade?

no one cares poodrepaco

>>150693687
>>150693667
>>150693660
>>150693654
do not reply to chikaner

>>150693631
indeed.

strikeoutani

>>150693783
i’m a twinkies fan anon. im not him.

>>150693741
MY HOUSE

we own the west + dey not like us + we a family + big fly ohtani san

>>150693774
>clearly 4chan image
>with ifunny and reddit watermarks
cringe

>>150693868
It's on!
i'll bring the wine coolers!

Stoppable force against movable object

>>150693908
DAS RIGHT, ESSE

that funky muncy

dodger stadium net claims another

>>150693774
Let's give 9gag some credit for this one

>>150693951
we all love max munchy

>>150693476
I got his autograph in the early 80's

>>150693965
the net has more fight than these doyer bums

>two outs
>9th inning
>no hitter
>lose

>>150693978
trvth nvke

berds on top

>>150693908
why do spics love niggerspeak so much

>>150694027
we finna round into form

>>150694036
if max munchy hits a home run we are allowed a muncy nu

angels melting down rn

>Glasnow doing Kershaw's windup
this man legacy is unmatched

>>150694081
can't argue with that

>>150694042
they were talking on reddit today how the Mariners would have to go 20-5 or something to catch the astros (assuming they play .500 baseball). more likely the rags catch the astros at this point

Yeah my Padres aren't going to do shit

>>150694081
>>150694118
kys

That was a horrible slide from Beck, good thing the throw was even worse.

>>150694154
don't worry, the rockies are getting hot and about about to smoke the doggies in return

kablammo tie game

>>150694180
True kek

>rockies score first
doggie doos kek!

big
dom
smith
moment

>ohtani moves from LA to LA
>retarded doyerexican org decides to have hololive vtuber birthday dance party nights for him every year now
>bring insufferable newfags from to /mlb/
>entire genny now hates max muncy as collateral damage
he can’t keep getting away with it

kek doyerpacos

good evening mariners nation, randy double!

randy double :)
>>150694143
anon if the mariners scrape into october I will be happy

>>150694237
Why is he like that?

>this one?
>shakes head
>this one?
>shakes head
>this one?
>shakes head
based pitchcomm moment

kek nice job retarded dominican

>>150694237
muncy posters were always just spics trying to score white people points by spamming a white player

>>150694237
don't forget that the city of LA declared May 17th Ohtani Day (only after he joined the Dodgers)

My Angels can't stop getting hit.

>>150694237
>from to /mlb/
esl moment

MUNCED

muncy already flew out before anyone in this thread could muncy post

>>150694314
oalgo, amirite?

White Hispanic here

>>150694330
from >>>/vt/ sorry sir, please show mercy

yeah season is over

>>150694342
we still love max munchy

lookin' a bit more rotund than usual?

>>150694342
kek retard

>>150694272
catcher probably just spamming offspeed and pitcher doesn't want it lmao

jintsbros what the fuck do we do with dom smith
He's been way too good to move on from him but both Eldridge and Devers are supposed to be 1B

>>150694272
They should put Kiké behind the plate.

alejandro seething already, it would seem

this is a comfy thread, my fellow white hispanic bros.

>>150690473 (OP)
Jannies are troon spics. Pic extremely related.

dont let cumfarto get hot

>>150694369
You just know this nigga takes smelly shits in the clubhouse and says some shit like “woah, wouldn’t go in there if I was you!” when he’s done.

>>150694409
would

>>150694422
omg he's just like me!

RIP Bliss, see ya in the spring buddy. Still hoping you make it.

Ah, so Conforto struck out.

>>150694402
wait til you see the muncy nu

>>150694409
/mlb/ and baseball is basically a chicano spic bunker because they have no place in football or basketball or hockey and suck at povertyball, the canonical spic sport kek

ohtani isn't a one way player, or a two way player, he's a "no way!" player

>>150694473
shouldn't you be attending to your businesses instead of wasting time posting on an anonymous message board

kek

Lemme see you hide those chikaner posts and continue posting, even shitposting about baseball. Try it out!

>>150694455
WOOT

Lasoaklamento, I need you to hold your end of the bargain here.

Rortvedt is really good at stopping/catching these wild pitches.

Let's go Sheets!

damn

>>150694517
my ancestors :)

>>150694483
lmao

>>150694502
KEK

Chadres needs scouting department for researching opposing pitchers, there's no way they do not have a department for opposing team videos study. Seriously lol

>no hitter through 3 innings
>losing
only the doggie doos could pull that off

You might say I'm a gigachad

why do these fucking bet365 actors look like such god damn freaks

>>150694625
It's one of these dudes, take your pick.

>>150694636
post guitar(s) and crop your pics so they don't flip

>>150694636
>Canadian
>doesn’t know how to phone post properly
Might say you’re gigaretarded too

Pay per view? No I don't think I will

who's a bigger bitch between Glasnow and Snell?

>>150694683
worse yet, he forgot to strip his exif data KEK

>>150694604
Busted

>>150694653
Wow that's an incredibly pale coaching staff. Where are the Dominicans papi?

We really are the NL comedy west, aren't we

Good shit Dana

>>150694694
you

>>150694678
None of my guitars are expensive and I tried to crop it properly but somehow still failed

>>150694813
no wonder you can't afford pay per view, you can't even afford flooring

>>150694750
That entire division may as well be a part of Bananaball.

>>150694813
>fake fretless
ngmi

>Kim is a Chiefs fan
KEK

>>150694851
It's marble tile ya jag

>>150694813
>he’s a b*ssist

>>150694877
>It was real in my mind

thinkin bout bassball

Do we have an update on the faggot who hurt his ear? I hope he didn’t hurt his vagina too.

>>150694950
bro they're not even fenders. relax

>>150694888
no that appears to be a cat

cmon Rortvedt!

>>150694813
still breddy cool leafbro don't know what tf is going on with that fretless squier but i'm into it i like the lego pieces very cool

>>150694982
I ripped out all the frets and the neck pickup, filled the fret lines with wood filler and installed a Lego aquarium instead of a pickup

>Lodolo has been having bad outings over the last month
>My Padres once again make a struggling pitcher get hot again

RORTVEDT TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM LETS GOOOO

>>150695022
gotta be honest with you man you sound like an insufferable fucking weird-on-purpose faggot. which makes sense given that you're canadian

>>150695022
all that money you wasted on those shitters you could have bought a decent guitar

>gets on base by all means necessary
based rortvedt

>tfw you have all argie posts and their replies hidden
feels good man

>>150694973
>hbp
hell, yeah
like the kid on the Bad News Bears who couldn't hit that was encouraged to get hbp

>>150695053
I just think Legos are neat

HIT A FUCKIN' DINGER OHTANI

>>150695062
he was a little bitch about it tho

>>150695062
like Dorn in Major League 2

>>150695106
yup everytime

>>150694695
4chan autostrips that you midwit

>sub .500 team with a 6ERA pitcher
>Dodgers get no hit
you can't make this shit up

>he's a dumb spic nigger
lmaooo

Another 9k's from Woo, now stop wasting his quality starts!

>dodgers were caught crying after the game where they lost yamamotos no hitter

Utterly pathetic they are completely broken in mind and spirit.

30 shot

>>150695204
Holliday MINDFUCKED the Dodgers

>dookie butts
KEK
>>150695106
which game was this again KEK

>>150695160
Photo of every doyersfan

>>150694970
>He doesn't buy cheap squiers and mod them into abominations

doos getting no hit against the rockies

>>150695316
the rockies haven't even gotten a hit and they're winning!

>>150695307
well i'm not metrosexual so i play drums because i have a healthy testosterone level

PRRRRRRT

>cubes lose
>burrs lose
>chicago about to break down into racial warfare
jej

why the fuck did this guy waste away in tacompton most of the year?

>alek jacob
we're punting this game...

>>150695307
For me it’s the Gibson sg, the best double cutaway guitar

>>150695424
>burrs lose
no fucking way really?

>>150695472
yes kek
flyover chicanos on suicide watch

bears won :)

>>150695490
o my kek, I didn't think that was possible after watching the first half

>>150695510
I heard they lost

>>150695510
whats this? WHATS THIS?

>>150695510
this is psychotic

kek

>dodgers can't get a hit off of a 6ERA pitcher
absolutely MINDFUCKED

TEO TRIPLE

walk that dumper

>>150695626
KEK

>>150695510
this seems unhinged

>Arraez letting Tatis steal
WE'RE EVOLVING

kek...KEK

JULIO SLAP
TIE BALLGAME

>>150695510
can someone check the hinges on this post?

>guitar, handegg and /pol/ talk
I haven't been around much in the past week, and it looks like I haven't missed much

You guys do know everyone is watching football right?

>>150695676
we dont do that hitting shit here

thank you julio-san, THANK YOU NAYLOR

NAYLOR RBI DOUBLE
RETARDED DOMINICAN OUT AT HOME

RUNNER ON THIRD WITH NO OUTS AND NO ONE CAN BRING HIM HOME WHAT THE FUCK

wake me up when foosball starts

Sheets continues to be a hero

yeah im thinking hes safe due to blocking home

The poopoos are finally on the board kek

this motherfucker ruined comedy

>ZERO hits at Dodger Stadium
>Dodgers still losing

my slow ass theft king with bag 25

>>150695760
Watch your own team

well

>>150695806
14/14 as a mariner is crazy lmao

polo sac! 4-2 M's!
>>150695806
paid off immediately thank you josh

football

>>150695807
Last I checked, this is a free country.

no hitter ended

conforto broke the no hit bid....

conforto carrying this team

>>150695805
Dodgers getting a no hitter and still losing by 1 would be so fucking funny.

>>150695872
>>150695873
no, there's still one left

>>150695873
EXTEND THIS MAN!

TWINKIES SCAAAAAAAAAR

hockey

10 year extension for Conforto just locked in

conforto can't win with these cats

dohoho beautiful, attababy koss

>>150695851
Yeah free to suck this dick kek

>>150695851
You are under arrest.

STUNT ON EM MERRILL

>>150695760
Tie game bitch!

nice knowing you guys. take care

that 2-run bye bye baby tho

>>150695942
winky... please... it isn't over yet!

double plages

feels good seeing Pages be shit again

Why?

>>150695911
>Duck my sick

>no hitter
>lose the game
doggie doo 'em!

>>150695978
Because the Doyers are destined to lose the division to the Chadres

>get their combined no-hitter
>doggies lose
if this happens I end it all

doo doo doggie dog doos

>>150696034
Why wait

uhh... bros?

>>150695058
chikaner won

>black QBs
LMAO

>>150696034
Please let it happen kek

that's the stuff

I'm one of the (apparently) many posters who ruin no-hitters just by opening the stream

because it's going against the dodgers, I'm going to leave that stream alone

After a historically bad loss, Ohtani put the team on his back and hit back to back home runs to reinvigorate the demoralized Dodgers and save the season. That was a certified anime moment. We Dodgers fans are not worthy.

doggie doos kek

Muncy not doing anything tonight KEK!

>>150695106
inspected: obsession

>>150696076
>losing team is no-hitting the opponent

>>150696105
oh whoops it's against the rockies and for the dodgers? i'll open that stream right away.

how do the rockies have a run without a hit
did the doyers do something funny

Why are they pretending it's a no hitter when some guy hit the ball and some guy somehow scored like why are they delusional

oh KEK

>>150696124
absurdly kino, especially if they get the L. it would be a first

>>150696105
holy based

It's like the Dodgers forgot how to hit and left it in Baltimore.

>>150696141
theres no hits

>>150696141
They didn't hit the ball, he got walked and progressed on steal, a productive out, and a sac-fly.

>carry a no hitter into the 9th inning
>team walks them off
>carry a no hitter through 6
>losing
>it's against the fucking rockies

>>150696164
KEK KEKKUMS

>0 no hitters in 2025
>suddenly nearly 3 in the span of 3 days
what did manfred mean by this?

>>150696178
>Hits the ball
Doesn't count as a hit
Fuck this game then

>>150696170
they haven't hit much after the asg

>no-hitter in progress
>losing

>>150696182
do you print these out and cum tribute to them or something?

would it be possible to throw a perfect game and still lose?

>>150696170
they weren't hitting way before baltimore

>>150696214
yeah, but u didn't know that until i told u ;)

>>150696219
by definition, no

>>150696219
By definition, no.

>>150696219
no

>>150696219
it's happened. as long you throw 9 perfect innings, it's a perfect game (no matter how much your team fails to score)

>>150696234
>>150696239
whoa

Come on Dolan, make them doggie doo it!

>>150696234
>>150696239
wrong.

>he's a 45 year old alcoholic
>he's the greatest athlete alive

>>150696234
>>150696239

time for LOBgers

GO TWINKIES GO

>>150696295
kek based

where's my muncy nu?

>xba .630

cool

>>150691238
>I plead entertainment sir

>>150696295
uh, bros?

>>150696314
make one

jintsbros this is nice

>>150696295
THAT'S ALOTTA BYTES

>>150696354
my nu making days are over. it's a young man's game.

/nu/
>>150696375
>>150696375
>>150696375
>>150696375

>>150696368
high leverage ACE eduard bazardo (how the hell did that happen?)

>>150691197
What's weird about suggesting the pitcher should cum on the ball? It's perfectly logical and I stand by it. There is no rule saying he can't jizz on the ball, and there is no rule saying he can't use his glove as a pocket pussy while waiting for the next batter. It's simply not in the rulebook that you can't do that. I don't see the issue