Thread 150446100

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Dodgers!

I kneel son of muncepie

Yankees.

>>150446100 (OP)
Dodgers!

Conforto is the Dodgers' Volpe but not as terrible

DOYAS

Jays

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Comforto just got himself a permanent spot in the lineup.

>reds haven't been swept this season
hey resds, say hello to the doyer broom!

i know it's early but these bums ain't coming back

>>150446122
>>150446124
Sayaka my beloved

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BIG FLYOUT OHTANI-SAN

almostani

rip the betfag

Dead in the water lifeless backwards retard team just needed to play the cubs apparently
Fuck this shite

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I would have made $50 on that dinger

>>150446137
Based sausage girl

webm of the giants dome bounce?

>yet another almost-homer
No stat padding for your bat tonight Ohtani

>>150446137
look at her go at that sausage!

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>>150446157
>>150446177

>>150446177
lmao

>>150446177
kekini

Reds have struck out 17 times tonight

>>150446177
tf happened here? Bounced off the first base runner's helmet?

pitching staff has been elite tonight

>>150446177
When did Volpe go to the Giants?

mfw the only non-shit tripfag in /mlb/ has an hero'd because his team finally got swept

>>150446177
in cricket it would be deemed unsportsmanlike to gain an advantage from this

get FUCKED resd

>>150446189
looks like it

>>150446137
based psychic sausage girl calling it early

>>150446177
>in the time I was making this the giants scored another run, got a pitching change, struck out, and got all 3 outs against the cubs and are back up
lol

Congrats on the first (and maybe the last for this season) regular season W in two years Ohtani

quit fucking around chud

>>150446208
gotta speed that process up fella
obs screen record into handbrake conversion should take less than a minute

>>150446137
you jinx!

FINISH THE GAME BEFORE I PISS MESELF

>>150446219
Was rerecording it to get the file size down rather than reencoding and killing the quality futher

Treinen pls

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ramos the hbp magnet

>sweeping the creds is like winning a world series to doyerpacos and doyerweebos
just another boring night in /mlb/

>>150446224
I'd rather you kys vtumor

Doyers win!

>>150446100 (OP)
Looks like another perfect day...
I love LA!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcADqxnQA_4&t=49s

Haven't been swept this season huh reds?

>>150446233
damn right, we gotta make post season to have a chance at the WS

thank you raffy x3

gg resd, we broke the no sweep streak
see you whenever
19 Ks
RIP in peace, winky

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cya next year reds

Devers :)

your chicano cubes lmao

RAFFY

Got a little unconforto at the end but a win is a win and a sweep is a sweep

dryers

GG REDS
I'm sorry this was your first time getting swept. But at least you got to enjoy the Los Angeles weather.

>>150446246
>>150446247
>>150446249

>be panamapaco
>seethe
Just another night on /mlb/

that was the first time ive seen ohtani pitch a win

gg Reds
gl the rest of the regular season

sex with kirsten

good series, reds
-blues

>>150446100 (OP)
thank u for the good thread

Need an update on this pic of Reds being the bus and Dodgers the train please.

GG Reds. Thank you, Seattle.

was nice seeing gavin lux again

Nice series win, Mariners.

I'm guessing Ohtani is a lock for NL MVP again...

>>150446281
>>150446280
>>150446279
>>150446270
brown spic tranime hands

>>150446284
First round exit MVP

MEET AARON JUDGE!

>>150446285
If he learns English, he will lose his Nippon Magic.

Doggies get the sweep, gg reds

>>150446289
No one cares Alejandro

why doesn't mlb hire Foolish Baseball or Jomboy to make them shorts for in between innings?
t'would be kino

>>150446289
You forgot your gore pic menudo

Please fuck my cubbie ass

>>150446293
doggies gotta eat

PRRRRRRRRT

>>150446311
I shan't be prrrtposting anymore, but I'm glad the Ms won that series.

At least I dont live in faveLA and our park isn't a shithole

btw
>ANAELS
>3-20

>>150446298
WHAT AM IIIIIIIIIIIII
I JOM WHAT I AM AND I AM WHAT I JOM
JOM TO ME BOY TO ME BOY TO ME JOM

Kek cusb

>>150446317
many are saying this

>>150446314
bool cory stro

>>150446321
BAY wit da BAW di bang di dang shiggy diggy digishot the boogies and up Jom the boyers

>>150446319
think of their core of first round picks tho

all of your brown spic infested lands are shitholes paco

kek poodrepacos

Alejandro seething kek

How are we feeling about the upcoming snake series Doyerbros

OUTTA HERE

chapped

alejandra dilating kek

chap mattman

Sloppy work mossad!

>>150446362
SEX WITH SNEK

>>150446362
YWNBAW

RIP

>>150446321
this tbqh

>tranime
don't you have a school to go shoot up?

>>150446362
You'll get swept

>>150446377
:(

F

>>150446289
i speak more mexican than some of the young mexicans here

>>150446393
/int/ mocks chicanos for not speaking spanish kek

kill YOUR SELF FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Alejandro shidding kek

>>150446395
i didn't know it was like that and i found out

>change the channel
>Mr. Baseball is on

Talk about living the dream. Playing baseball and fucking a hot ass Japanese chick.

>>150446377
I had no idea Heinz appealed to Canadian nationalism in this way

Cubs getting their shit kicked in WEW LAD

>>150446409
>>150446401
haha

>>150446413
Mr Baseball and Moneyball are the only baseball movies I've watched

>>150446429
you dont think we know that? why even bring it up? just to be an asshole? fuck off

>>150446445
He didn't say that, troll. retarded troll.

kek chicano cubes

>>150446435
Bull Durham and Major League are both worth watching

>>150446435
>no Sandlot
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

>>150446435
There’s a little film called The Sandlot (1993) you should check out.

kek, cubbies

>>150446454
lol I was about to add Mr. Baseball until I scrolled up the thread

>>150446448
Fuck you I was there when he said it

>>150446460
Now this guy, this guys is based!

>>150446448
Pretty sure he did

Eat shit Angles

cubes more like ovals
because they're getting their hole stretched

are you forgetting about someone?

>>150446460
Many are saying this

>>150446467
I seriously doubt that.

>>150446477
>Angle
IM SCREAMING

>>150446480
kek

>>150446435
you're missing out bro

>>150446435
Mr. 3000 and Major League are great.

>>150446480
kekaroo

forgetting one?

>>150446480
lol

>>150446480
kekk

>>150446409
>>150446492
>when the deferred money, gambling winnings, and embezzeled funds kick in

>>150446484
Ayo Linc was my homie dude autographed my 1st baseman glove

So now the chatbots are here. Nice fucking website.

>>150446493
LE HECKIN BEAST! HECKIN!

Scubbie Dubbie Doo?
Where are thou?
A billy goat dumped you a big foo.

>>150446480
cubebros our response?

>>150446480
kek!

>>150446480
top kek

>>150446524
its discord aka psychogang

>>150446516
I fucked her

do your penises have an oval cross-section?

>>150446525
THE GREAT BAM-BIN-O lol

>sweep the Astros including a walk off walk win only to get swept by the Athletics with one of those losses being a walk off walk
I love baseball's randomness

SDbros why do we always get cucked in the division race?

>>150446562
Yea cuase the coriolis effect

laugher

gg cubs

>My Jints :)
gg cubies. Cya tomorrow

my doggie doos swept that series btw

GG cubs

sigh..............
GG giants cya tmrw

no one cares doyerpaco

so uh...are the cubs shit or are we back?

Metsineriants won

>>150446567
They are into that sort of thing

everyone cares dodgerchad

Who are the ultimate "Lead Blowers" of /mlb/?

>>150446562
can you think of a better geometry joke?

>>150446592
further analysis may need to be done as that search query would also be relevant if you were the bull cuckholding a cuck

>>150446599
Who are the healthy butt sucking pitchers of Seattle?

>>150446592
>brown on brown violence

>>150446592
Didn't ask for doyerfag opinions

>bases loaded twice
>two GIDP
>bloop hits
>fluke deflections
>Tucker nailing Chapmeme in the head
legitimate game from hell

>>150446615
fact, not opinion

>>150446435
Major League I & II were fun to watch

the texas rangers scored 20 runs today wtf

>>150446592
Kek saved

w-we back?

>>150446562
No but I heard the Australian government declared that toilets will be put on the ceilings instead so everyone attempts to pee upside down.

>>150446639
Saving it in the seethe folder?

>>150446619
Looney Tunes shit

>>150446601
yep

>>150446646
Kek Panamafag finally made a funny!

>>150446642
You will never be post-1918 Babe Ruth.

>>150446659
>australia is... le upside down!!
reddit

>>150446666
Reddit has better baseball discussion

>>150446642
too little too late

>>150446646
cinco de my-o balls in your mouth bitch

>>150446619
imagine if he overthrew the catcher and he got to third lmao

>>150446601
Secant right now

they're thinking about us again

>Ohtani forgot he has to lead off
He looks pretty tired during that AB =(

>>150446666
Reddit has better Australia discussion

>>150446679
True

>>150446638
>+80 run differential
They either lose or win by +10. No in between

>>150446601
Pyfagorean queerem

>>150446683
many are saying this

>>150446683
is it true that australian blood glucose is 45% fosters?

>>150446683
croiky

>>150446687
real knee slapper, this one

>>150446683
https://youtu.be/VsHlBWuppi4

>>150446702
Slap this rhombussy

Yankletics won that game.

>>150446710
eat shit, new york

Is this good?

Slopspie…

>>150446687
too forced

I apologise for my outburst panamabro x

>>150446729
sine of the times tbdesu

>>150446619
No sound? What's wrong 4cuck?

how do I convince kirsten watson to give me sex

>>150446683
If your point of view made you click the wrong upvote arrow lol

>>150446718
Yes, eat shit, New York Mets.

>>150446751
kek nice one

>>150446736
kek

>>150446730
it's alright

>>150446707
I once seethed driving behind a car that was driving slowly and weaving but later decided I felt sorry for them when I discovered I thought their head had a rhombus-like shape to it.

>>150446785
kek

terrible news everyone, the mariners don't play baseball tomorrow

so the A's are going to be playing a game next season in a AAA field in vegas, which is just as bad as raley field and is going to be 10x hotter because its a desert. What exactly is manfredd's plan here?

>>150446810
isnt it being driven by the owner(s) who want to do it so they can sell the franchise?

>>150446681
are seats right behind the bullpen more expensive then right behind home plate?
feel like the umpire, catcher and batsperson prob block vision a lil bit

>>150446816
fisher wants(needs) investors to invest in the team, and the cost of the ballpark has ballooned to like $2b now. Theres no logic to the relocation at all but the owners are letting it go full steam ahead

>>150446805
so does some MLB teams
thursdays suck

>>150446421
all our commercials started pandering hard to patriotism when drumpf made his comments

>>150446829
travel day

>>150446805
were you the guy a week ago saying it was an awful day because the mariners were playing?

>>150446826
the A's didnt generate much revenue for the other teams before this shit show and only will start to if the vegas thing works out
I cant see owners caring about the PR of it, most sports talk only covers baseball for the playoffs so it's been largely unnoticed by casual fans

I just bought beer and have a boaner now. Marieners.

>>150446874
Alcohol and adultery are bad for you

>>150446876
t. weenie

it's not cocking to you that I'm standing on penis

>>150446775
mfw

>>150446891
Bad for you

pretty sure tonight was the night to give Jordan Romano a chance...

STUNT ON EM BADSPIE

Stunt on ‘em badspie!!

>>150446435
i watched field of dreams a couple months ago and was fucking CRYING

Field of Dreams sucks

real

>>150446997
YOU suck

>>150447008
It’s one thing to screencap reddit posts and share here anon but upvoting and downvoting? Explain yourself

Late night /mlb/ is comfy

>>150447020
That’s because most of the shitters are gone for the night

>>150447018
The last one I posted a guy got upset with me for not doing it

Tigers got swept by the As bfw

Winky status?

>>150447039
They can't hang

>>150447044
probably passed out a while ago

Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t play baseball

>>150447051
The beast>Air Bud

>>150447051
big dawgs gotta eat

>>150447050
Atleast he has the Benga- oh wait.

>>150447052
This but unironically

so the mets and reds series just solidified the NL playoffs. all that's left is seeding

>>150447102
There is a month of baseball left. Mets still have to play the reds too.

>>150447102
that would be quite the bracket should it hold

>>150447109
I mean sure but it's extremely unlikely at this point. It would take one of the two teams having extremely outlier results
>>150447125
I think for both leagues it's the 'right' teams making it. I could understand the Rangers having a claim but with Eovaldi going down it's just a snake bitten year for them

>>150446997
sorry you grew up without a father :(

lmaaaaaaaooooooo
>doyers swept by the worst team in the AL West

>>150446997
YWNBAW

how did the A's sweep the tigers like that lol, this rigged for sportsbetting or some shit? or just like a mercy sweep since it doesnt mean much just to let the a's fans have some pride since it was a home series?

>>150447185
I’m a girl tho

I'm post op tho

no bitches*

>>150447193
Excuse me sir or ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha

EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah

EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said?

EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge

EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore

EDIT 6: hey are you there?

>>150447185
is this related to BAYBAW

although rudy is by far the gayest sports movie of all time field of dreams is a very close second

>>150447220
what about Billy Elliott? that shit was gay af

>Tigers got swept by the homeless A's
wtf lmao

>>150447220
if you build it he will cum

dodgers, baby

>>150447191
you tell me

How do I date her?

>>150447473
her face looks like she was coal mining and wasnt quite able to get all of it off

>>150447473
I didn't know KutterIsKing posts on /sp/

>>150446874
>>150446805
Mariners gave us an ass whooping, hope that will lock us in for dem twinsies series. Man i want that division so badly, too bad our boomer manager is retarded and can't use momentum. Can't complain, Mariners are a formidable team!

So we're agreed that this season has been a failure for the Dodgers. They won't win 100 games. They don't have the best record in the majors, or even in their own league, despite having the highest payroll in baseball history.

It was never gonna last. Ice Cube won't bail you out this time

The Reds had ONE job today, I can't believe they failed it. And we're setting up to give you guys free wins in September since we're facing you guys after a series at Coors.... can't believe it...

>>150447642
>>150447784
Kek you fuckers just don’t learn

>>150447901
The Sneks will give you a spanking. We're coming for that division

>>150447664
Yes it has been a complete failure. They probably wont even win their division this year lmao.

>>150447664
B-b-but, Ohtani was on the hill! and they had hololive night!!!!

>>150448024
Their crowning achievement will be that Statpadtani will win another MVP, but go scoreless as they get swept in the WCG kek

>>150447947
Ok dorofag. How many broships you fuckers have by now?

Let's go Carp

>>150448053
I am not Doro. We will be making broships with the Sneks, Pirates, O's, Rockies, Giants(sadly), Phillies, and Mariners

>>150448090
Cringe

>>150448073
beautiful

>>150448101
Explain

>>150448053
You mean you aren't part of Padrockjintsnekinalpiratewerscubredravemetsillienatslinkeesoxjayrayioletwintiguardiroyalsoxinerstroleticrangels???

>>150448136
Cringe newfag!

>>150448136
Now that's a mouthful!

>>150447183
Twice. They also got mindfucked by the Astros and they have the gall to shit on the Padres for barely losing a series to the Mariners

Poodrepacos seething kek

>>150448252
Not seething Doyerfriend just some late night fun posting :)

>>150448293
its morning

>>150448446
gm

>>150446435
>The Natural

Do you need a Savoy Special rammed up your ass?

>>150448631
>see movie
>read book

>>150448674
Recker on the board!!!!!

>>150448891
anthony freakin recker. nuff said

>>150448891
>>150448921
shut up, faggot

Doyerpaco seething kek

Carp win!

>2. Dodgers - 201 HRs
>29. Poodres - 116 HRs
Huge cock Dodgerchad sluggers vs. Micro penis Poodre smolball ringless virgins kek

>thinkin about the padres at 5:30AM on a Thursday
doyerpacos kek

>>150449253
>>150449276

>>150449253
>Stanks most HRs
>3rd place in their division
kek

>>150449316
>Dingers, Errors and Overall Failure: The 2025 New York Yankees

(With forward written by Juan Soto)

GM Metsfrens. No letdown against the Marlels allowed this weekend.

A moment of silence for the newfag that was murdered here this morning.
>>150449364
gm

phillies status?

>>150449276
Poodrepacos were talking about us from 1-3 AM

that funky muncy

>>150449444

Status: Flushed.

>>150449482
why is it called queens?

>>150449276
was just about to say "what are doyerpacos going to talk about now since the Padres dont play today?" kek guess I got my answer early

>>150449512

Cuz Brooklyn is called Kings.

>doyerpacos already seething
kek

its up
jomboy's realignment plan

>>150449748
me 'oneybees :)

Based McLean giving respect to the big man upstairs HH

>>150449770

Based Christian wiping out the stain of Pride Night.

>>150449194
pvre sovl

gm

>>150449790
We need to be more white and more Christian to thrive as a nation. America is entering a phase where white supremacy is being demonstrated publicly in real time.

>>150449444
inconsolable.

>>150449877
log off and touch grass sometime

>>150450056
going outside just makes White people more racist these days. It's easier to maintain the fiction of multiculturalism when you don't have to interact with the brown hordes.

No one cares /pol/paco

kek

Why is Japan losing in the LLWS and Taiwan winning? They cracking down on recruiting kids and making them train 16 hours a day?

Our bull is a guardians fan

>>150450274
because Taiwan has a long history of fielding 20-year-olds to play in the LLWS

cringe 2poo coping on 'em

>>150450241
lol
but srsly, it's a shame one of the best home run robberies we've ever seen was accompanied by one of the worst play by play calls of it.
https://www.mlb.com/video/nolan-schanuel-flies-out-sharply-to-center-fielder-denzel-clarke

>>150450327
Retarded doggiedoo newfag desperately trying to figure out /mlb/ kek

>>150446824
for most teams (probably every team) seats right behind home are going to be club seats, probably some of the most expensive and usually have perks like included food and drinks. if you sit dead center then yeah you're staring at the umps ass most of the game so it's better to be towards the sides if you're sitting behind home. when you say bullpen I assume you mean the dugout which is visible in this video and that's going to vary by team as well some it will be more expensive, maybe some have club seats behind the dugouts, for my team they're just regular seats that are slightly more expensive but aren't club level so no additional perks. if you actually meant bullpen thats going to vary even more some you can't get near, some are standing areas, some have seats right on top of them etc. i think their park sucks but the rangers kinda did it right with this weird suite area thats partially underground with seats on top of it, but if you pay attention during games played there almost not of the rich assholes are even watching the game kek

Imagine having a latrine for a stadium kek

>>150449755
bee-ased!

>>150449748
This makes the most sense and idk why every publication went full retard and immediately blew up the NL/AL just to force dumb shit like Mets, Yanks, Phillies and Red Sox into the same division.

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS AGAINST PHILLY?!

>>150449748
AL West
>Mariners, Angels, Athletics, Portland/Utah
AL South
>Astros, Rangers, Royals, Rays
AL North
>White Sox, Twins, Tiger, Guardians
AL East
>Yankees, Red Sox, Blue Jays, Orioles
NL West
>Dodgers, Giants, Padres, Dbacks
NL South
>Braves, Reds, Marlins, Charlotte/Nashville
NL North
>Cubs, Cardinals, Brewers, Rockies
NL East
>Philles, Mets, Nationals, Pirates

I actually would not expand the league.

I would split it into 3 leagues of 10 teams, with the west coast teams + arizona, colorado, and the Texas clubs going off. the other clubs in the eastern and central time zones can stay in the NL/AL as they are.

>>150449748
This is the only good one I've seen.
Idk why every retard talking head wants to put Angels/Dodgers, White Sox/Cubs and Yankees/Mets in the same division.

>>150450987
Cross town rivalries are the best

>>150451002
They're less special or interesting when they happen so often in a season.

>>150450987
i think that the thinking is the origins of them not regularly playing each other stem from the leagues previously were competing entities. and even after the peace of 1903, they remained separate organizations until into the 1990s, i believe.

so it's sort of a final admission that MLB is a singular entity now and they should go after ratings more.

>>150450987
I want my Padres to swap with the Angels. I am tired of being in the same division as the d*dgers

>>150451033
I really don't think it would help ratings. Like Yankees/Mets was fun this year, but will probably really tune in more when it happens 10+ times a season? At that point it just becomes another division rival game that nobody outside that division is really going to care about.

>>150451073
*will people

>>150451057
kek poodrepaco seething

>>150451057
We didn't do anything tho

>>150451220
Braves - Phillies will be good

Nick Kurtz is actually insane.

>>150451256
Maybe I am 80% sure the Braves will just get gaped

>>150451318
how do the A's keep finding these monster 1B?

>>150451371
also the 3 teams who passed on him look really dumb right now

can americans even compete?

>>150451256
Any game without the Dodgers is a dogshit game

>>150451057
y tho

>>150451424
max munchy can

>>150450274
because little league isn't that huge in Japan. people barely care when it has nothing to do with schools.

>>150450274
Only americans care about LLWS

>>150451424
Zero chance the dollar dogs look like that

KBO Results

>>150451424
>canadians enjoying shoving phallic objects down their throat
No big surprise

>>150451545
NPB Results
>>150451509
Yeah, Koshien Tournament is as big in Japan as it is for a reason.

>>150451567
NPB Standings

Jeff McNeil is the last true UTL stud since ___?

>>150451586
MLB American

>>150451612
MLB National

>>150451216
>>150451451
Take a guess

>>150451424
>Loonie Dogs

>>150451631
no tell me

>doyerpaco seething and samefagging
this is getting pathetic

>>150451567
just different culture, i guess. it's pretty insane how much japs care about high school baseball.

>>150451567
Carp swept

>>150451650
For Americans, it's akin to College Gridiron Football
But you know since it's America, it's big everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-wXdCGlHb0&

>>150451586
Here's how the Marines can still win the Japan series.

>>150451689
yeah that sounds right

>>150451715
Bro... no... please stop...

replace the leagues with east west conferences to save time and expense on travel. probably make some changes depending where the new teams go but you get the idea
>colonial north
NYY
NYM
BOS
DET
CLE
MIL
TOR
>colonial south
CIN
Nashville
MIA
WSH
BAL
ATL
PIT
Expansion
>empire north
SEA
CHC
KC
MIN
SF
ARI
CHW
COL
>empire south
LAA
LAD
SD
Vegas
TEX
HOU
STL
Expansion

>>150451645
No

never doubted my jays last night even for one second

>>150451921
pussy

gm mariners nation no baybaw today but were can sharpen our tomahawks and maybe scalp some injuns tomorrow

expand this bussy

>>150452153
gm

>>150452065
Rude

>>150449748
This is retarded, we don't want east coast teams like kansas city, minneapolis, and arlington in the west, they can be the new tornado ally division.

Any more cute dogs in Baltimore today?

>>150452313
nuh uh

*wins the american league before the mariners*

HEY KIDS IT'S STORY TIME

Ohtani only drives a modest $100,000 car unlike Judge who drives an exorbitant $2,100,000 car. We love Ohtani!

test

>>150451986
based believer

>>150452503
Reckertani

>>150452153
>>150452249
Let’s all go ahead and support our Metsfrens today

>>150452503
if i gave someone hundreds of millions of dollars to play sport they wouldnt be allowed to drive at all.

Sorry I dont give (You)s to rude people

>>150452533
I will always have the back of my Metsbuddies but imagine my shock when I discovered there are no evening games tonight, like a common sunday.

>>150452520
Ohtani ain’t got the ass chops to hang with Recker

>>150451986
I'm ready for Bieber against the BrewCrew on Friday

>>150452520
>>150452724
shut up, faggot

>>150452757
hell yeah. big test for our jaysies and or biebs

>>150452757
I'm ready for them to get swept

>>150452788
Based

Their minds are simply not yet prepared to dance in the shadow of tha recker

>>150452942
why is his ass so big? that looks fucking absurd

Recker had a point and ya know it!!

1 last Brewbacks until the end of the season.

>>150452983
great jeans

Volpe belongs on the Dodgers.

I still have no clue how Springer wasn't selected for the ASG

>>150453053
faggot

Reckertani got em skeetin in their jeans

For a while last night I thought the chikaner was false flagging as a Doyerpaco because he got btfo by the reckiebros, but this dude is actually seething kek

>>150453191
you lose. funposters always win, cuck

ORIOLES MAGIC

FEEL IT HAPPEN

Munchy NU

>>150453128
He fucks women only and hates faggots!

Crocket getting exposed already.

>>150453238
Mexi pitching fren, thoughts on Nolan McLean’s stuff?

>>150453220
Bro don't stunt on 'em too hard. You got them gathering in their discord because they're low IQ faggots and don't know what to do!

i wish i was a camden yards rn getting sprayed by a hose

KEK retarded faggots needing a discord to post on 4chan

>>150453285
If Recker is low iq then explain this?

>>150453191
>neet spends his entire day spamming and ban evading

baseball

>>150453285
>>150453327
Based anon says he infiltrated them and they're in shambles right now because people are calling out their faggotry.

>>150453345
Shut up, cuck faggot.

>>150453191
for some reason he's started seething at the mets. boy lost his damn mind when the philthies got swept kek

yakyu>>150453368

>>150453345
dumb people can be popular

Refnsydaaaaaaaa

>>150453368
few are saying this

If MLB had NPB balls what would the league look like?

>>150453380
Chikaner was seething at the Mets last night, but this fags been seething about Reckerposting too and I think they’re separate issues.

I love science, nintendo, and the sandlot

dodgers

We actually use our own third party chat service. DM me for a link!

sneks

>>150453587
did you get my dm, sis?

>Jason Alexander already with 2 strikeouts in a 1-2-3 inning to start the game
Summer of George rolls on

THE PASSWORD JUST GOT HIS FIRST HIT

JHOSTYNXON BROS

>>150453561
stop jinxing the orange ducks

>>150453667
>Wanna talk about strikeouts? Or do you wanna win some ballgames?
>We're in 1st place
>1.5 games

well that was quick

>>150453710
Kek

TUVE

>>150453710
Made me chuckle

>>150453744
>he already gave up a bomb

Walker goes back to back!

>red sux
>RISP

>>150453770
im drinking dr pepper right now :)

>>150453825
Tbh is is a bangs general

>>150453825
Based and Texaspilled

Is Crochet having something against the Areolas? He tried to kill one right now,

>>150453710
kek

>>150453825
Nice, can you share your DP?

>>150453087
Just a reminder that WAR has as much clarity as QBR, and should be treated the same

>garrett croshit

We 2nd place now

>>150453887
bigger number = more better

>>150453886
of course, friend. we're taught sharing is caring in canadian kindergartens

>>150453929
Who’s pitching and who’s catching?

>>150453459
shut up, faggot. no one cares

>>150453944
O algo?

Why did this general turn into a Doyer vs. Recker pissing match?