Thread 150605412

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CHC: Pete Crow-Armstrong drove in two runs and stole a base Friday in a blowout win over the Nationals
SEA: Josh Naylor is not in the Mariners’ starting lineup for Friday night’s battle against the Braves
MIA: Xavier Edwards is absent from the Marlins’ starting lineup for Friday evening’s soiree against the Phillies
NYY: Anthony Volpe is not in the Yankees’ starting lineup for Friday night’s tilt against the Blue Jays
LAD: As expected, Will Smith (hand) remains out of the Dodgers’ starting lineup for Friday’s showdown against the Orioles in Baltimore
ARI: Diamondbacks claimed RHP Elvin Rodriguez off of waivers from the Orioles and optioned him to Triple-A Reno.
TOR: Blue Jays’ manager John Schneider told reporters on Friday that Max Scherzer (back) will have his start pushed back from Saturday to Sunday
HOU: Astros placed RHP Kaleb Ort on the 15-day injured list due to right elbow inflammation, recalled LHP Colton Gordon from Triple-A Sugar Land

why does the spicord shill the cubs so much?

is it the inferiority complex of being a brown surrounded by whites and not in a brownstate like california or texas?

Fuwawa shitter not welcome

Maybe we can win a game today...

>>150605429
As a cubs fan I look and dress like this desu

Remember to always hide seething Chikgayner posts and continue keeping it cubs related (until 3:40 PT, 6:40 ET at least).

Yankees.

weird how cubs fans are white irl but brown here

>>150605458
Uhm… hi :3

>>150605412 (OP)
early

>>150605458
I will rape you tonight

Can we go one thread without anime?

LGM

>>150605606
too many hispanics here senor

HYPED for the big game tonight, literally punching the air right now.

>No Arraez in the lineup
>O'Hearn batting second
My Padres are learning, might even fuck around and extend O'Hearn and turn him into an everyday player(lol not likely after how the team treated him since getting him)

>>150605615
this is the best line up in baseball

>>150605665
hell yea it is

>>150605617
Lets try to include the cubs in your post, please ...

I love 'me, jrpgs, melodic black gaze, serious october baseball, and the 'lot.
nuff said!

>>150605640
>taylor trammell's bat was illegal
>He said because he doesn’t have a gloss finish on his bat, the paint wears down over time.
Technicality.

>>150605657
Based

Today the Mariners play baseb-ACK!

omikekkies

>>150605640
kek did gpt/etc really let it through not knowing the implication

>>150605753
yeah...YEAH!!!

>>150605433
Last time I checked, this is a free country.

>>150606007
kys

dodgers broadcasters taking tequila shots before the game
shit has gone to full grim mode

>>150606029
tequila is bad for you

>>150606007
the dodgers may suck, but at least you have your cowboys.... OH WAIT

>>150606007
last i checked you're mexican

>>150606007
/mlb/ is not a country kys

>>150606125
kek

my ears are burning

>>150606131
yet

>>150606196
what was illegal about it? underage?

>>150606125
kek got'em

it's up!

>>150606245
>Conforto is the everyday #5
the dodgers are not serious

>>150606245
>Rushing
>Cumfarto
>Teo

>>150606284
Can I get a fact check

>>150606289
true

>Ohtani gives up 3 runs in the first inning
>Suddenly has "cramps" but is still feeling good enough to bat
calling it now

>>150606222
Dodgers are saving energy until playoffs. /mlb/ isn't ready

Guys, football is almost on

>>150606317
lol sure

magic number is 19!

>>150606326
Also Tatis is only on the Padres because they traded James Shields

>>150606326
>>150606340
And that trade came a couple weeks after giving up that homer to Colon. One could argue that Colon homerun is probably the thing that made the Padres finally decide to trade him and that Bartolo Colon hitting a home run is the reason Tatis is on the Padres

>>150606326
Pothead.

>>150606325
it's all part of the plan bro dodgers are lulling everyone into a false sense of security for entertainment purposes

Charley Steiner is in the radio booth with Rick Monday

>Abbott
Ey where’s fuckin Costello ah?

>>150606428
who?

>>150606432
No, he's on first

>>150606439
Who?

>>150606441
yeah

Rushing is already looking exhausted in the pre-game. Pull him Doc, ya gotta pull him! Bring in Rortvedt already... just fucking... just.... JUST... END IT!

Metsies cooking :)
>inb4 Soto steal

Go Yanks.

>>150606446
somehow, even though rushing's bat sucks too, that might have been the most bonehead decision roberts has made this season.

>Muncy and Smith gone
>Dodgers can't win a game to save their life
>Ohtani in the lineup everyday
>Still can't win a game
Nice "MVP" you got there, dodgers. We know who the real driving force of the team is

>>150606446
>Rortvedt
there's no way that's a real player

>>150606461
fuck you

That’ll do Mark!

>faggotners vs gayves
there's not gonna be a dry cock in that whole ballpark

>>150606428
still hilarious
https://youtu.be/sYOUFGfK4bU?si=hVTN_hmHK_zadSjd

Holy shit what a catch

so the Dodgers are definitely going to clear house and rebuild next year, right? This year has been an embarrassment especially for all the high profile acquisitions they made.

sotonian swipe

sit the FUCK down!!!

>O's have a pitcher named Kremer(Kramer)
>not on the same team as Jason Alexander
we need to fix this travesty

unc Marte going buck wild in his golden years

Geez Mets up 3-0 in the first and would be more if not for Friedl with an insane catch kek

I'm going for a walk in the park and listening to the game in the radio while the sun sets

remember when we all thought the reds were coming for the Mets' playoff spot lol

Sengabros… what went so wrong

>>150606520
he was part of the package the Dodgers traded to the O's for Machado-the only one who really kind of panned out for Balttimore.

>>150606505
We will be cloning Ohtani

>>150606535
Still early. Mets have to pitch now.
>worry.

>>150606539
All the Jap pitchers are fragile faggots unprepared for the rigors of a major league season.

>>150606539
no one fears the ghost anymore....

Win this one for Israel Dean

>>150606539
Retarded first baseman hurt him with retard strength please understand

>>150605412 (OP)
>Cubes 11, Gnats 5

Typical Gnats. Down 5 after 1 inning and don't catch up.

I just cannot with this team.

>>150606539
we should send him to korea so he can learn how to throw

>>150606575
the dodgers are israel's team. he needs to throw for the sake of his country

>>150606535
>implying I still don’t

>>150605456
doubt

>>150606500
Y no right fielder? (no DH in those days)

Everyone say thank you to David Peterson for not walking anyone. Thank you David!

JUST...

>>150606631
kek

Sorry guys gtg my baseball gf made us ballpark dogs and nachos and picked up some beer we’re going to eat and watch the game while filling out our paper box score together, then sex. Later losers.

>>150606594
absolutely horrid form

>>150606631
kino

>>150606631
Holy shit. HANG THIS IN THE LOUVRE!

>>150606529
beautiful

>>150606639
soulless bought team. no heart no dawg. only won an 'eries because of the spankees

>>150606646
>Later losers.
>we're not invited
OW!! my f-f-feelings

>>150606631
AI slop is getting pretty good

sasaki my balls kek KEK

It’s crazy how empty the Reds ballpark is

>>150606715
Buckbroken fanbase

>>150606690
Was supposed to be the slam dunk rookie of the year that was going to take MLB by storm and MINDFUCK American players btw

>>150606690
ho lee fuk

>>150606715
Bengals play Sunday nobody cares about baybaw anymore. Where is Wincy?

eke!

KILL US ALREADY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!

>strikeoutani
and so it begins

>>150606631
prophetic

>>150606653
obsessed

I love science, nintendo, fangraphs, san francisco's balldudes, jomboy, and the sandlot

THERE IT IS! GG ORIOLES!!! WE PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT, BUT YOU WERE BETTER.

>>150606631
I hope he remember to bow to the umpire after he rung him up.

>>150605412 (OP)
Thank yew bakerspiefren <(^-^)> good Awoofternude

>>150606765
>jom boy
erm…

Jom frickin' Boy.
...'nuff said!

yep... it's already begun. two demoralizing shots to the warning track. gg

I love science, nintendo, american cheese, outer wilds, amateur milf porn, costco, primus, cats, breaking bad, the 'lot, and the 'dgers. simple as.

Lmao this team is cursed

I've seen enough, get Kike on the mound NOW

let's go let's go

the Phillies!

My 4.18 ERA KING! Take a dookie on that scoreboard blud

>>150606798
Outer wilds has so many cool easter eggs, just like my favorite fangraphs articles!!!!!!

>>150606805
Henlo dodgerfren! Hope for a good series we dun face you all often if at all.

I love bacon, eggs, cheese (American), salt, pepper, ketchup, on a roll, and Mets baseball.

>2 lead off singles
My Phillies may never get put out again

>>150606821
I've heard enough, give him the Sandy Koufax award already and the Henry Aaron

banh mi, ipas, puppers, tattoos, magic the gathering, and mariners baseball

>>150606835
based

Why do much doyer doom posting it's 0-0 lol

MLB needs a Chinese nigga who’s like the anti-Ohtani picking fights with players and fucking bitches

>>150606837
>3 lead off singles
MY PHILLIES MAY NEVER GET PUT OUT AGAIN

>>150606856
Tong JUST debuted

>>150606837
Excuse me but only one person can lead off a game or inning. The second single was simply the second in a series of back to back singles.

>>150606846
yes, no, yes, no, no, fuck no

SWAGGY

>Missed a Vientos dinger cause I had to take a shit
It’s not fair…

MARK VIENTOS

vientosbros we are so back

I love the 3rd Reich, Christianity, Mcdonald's sausage breakfast burritos, golden retrievers, Bad News Bears (1976), Stephen Strasburg and my mom.

>>150606639
>22-30 since July 4
>Hololive night was July 5
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>150606906
It really be like that tho

>>150606861
Excuse me but only one person can lead off a game or inning. The third single was simply the third in a series of back to back to back singles.

The tranny with pink hair right behind home plate.

>>150606906
>4th worse in /mlb/
see also
>trashcans are 24-28
>nopipi are 25-27

>>150606916
gawr. gura. curse.
they chose to still do hololive night in a post-gura world

>>150606916
update it because 22-30 is so much worse than 21-24

BO!!!

>>150606927
We don’t sign our posts here

>no hustle stankees
kek

bo...BO!!

>>150606956
Kyute byrb-when it doesn't steal eggs

>>150606906
only team to have a losing record since their weeb night btw
>Padres 39-36 since Nikke Night
>Rangers 31-25 since Jujutsu Kaisen Night

faggotners kek

>Nimmo fouls one into the catchers nuts
>Fouls the very next pitch into his own shin
Fair is fair

>>150606982
I dun understand vtubing but i've been enjoying the doro art it's fun <(^-^<)

>>150606992
CUTE

Mariners.

>>150606827
i know, right??

The Nikke surge was so powerful Dave Roberts punted the game before the 6th inning lol

/pw/ here
make sure to tune in to Smackdown on the USA network for the return of AJ Lee!!

When the fuck did barves get HSK?

>>150607030
slopdown was cancelled

>>150607030
Bring back /asp/

>>150607032
I don't even remember it being announced he was put on waivers by the Rays. But it was maybe a few days when they got him.

>>150607036
still tony, hogwheels

>>150606822
what Easter eggs does it have?

>>150607032
September 1st

>>150607017
Though it can be a craphole sometimes there are some bright spots in Baltimore. :3c largely the food imo and of course my birds

>Ms winning 52% of their games
>NL West leading Astros are winning 54% of their games
Trader Jerry vindicated in my eyes

SHITLER

Francona looks so comically fat in that computer chair like Homer in the muumuu

>>150607074
>>NL West leading Astros
uhhh

Srsnkeedoos kek

LUKES

>>150607082
a fucking easter bunny, morty

>>150606982
Nikke night was very cringe but afaik the Padres didn't invite 1000s of pedophiles onto the field, which is where I think the Dodgers went horribly wrong. No coming back from that unfortunately.

>>150607039
Whats asp? Heard a fren talk about cyber few days ago too.

Stankeedoo 'em!
Stankeedoo 'em!
Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150607093
suddenly it's 1985

Stankeed doodles

my barves finna boutta nobletiger

SHORT PORCH GRAND SLAM!! 6-0 JAYS!!!

NO HITTER ALERT IN BALTIMORE!

>Dezenzo in rehab assignment hurt again
>Meyers hurt fouling a ball off his shin in a rehab assignment a few days ago
>Spaghetti has elbow inflammation and on the 15 day IL
>Ort now has elbow inflammation and on the 15 day IL
When will they end? How are we this snake bitten?

lovely start :)

>>150607131
Hoping for moar 2024 Kreme of Wheat and less 25 plsthx D:

>>150607134
why are they all jorking so much?

Peterson meltdown is happening early

>40 pitch inning
We love it

>>150607160
GOOD I NEED A EDWIN DIAZ SAVE IN FANTASY

>>150607180
Love Diaz
simple as

Shildt being stubborn about putting Merrill in SS, when Merrill said himself that would be awesome to do that. I mean I guess he changed the lineup? Still gotta bully him more. Where the fuck is King, dude. Randy starting tomorrow lmao.

singletani

>>150607227
#NoBulli. If shilt isn't going to use my orioles can we take em back? lol

9 pitches lol
shitler could never

errortani

blow my shi smoove off

>>150607180
I picked clase as my closer in the fantasy draft, missed the yoffs :(

dodger doomer knew this team was a fraud in june. see you next spring!

Know what separates Otranny from everyone else? It's his wide shoulders.

>>150607273
I only watch when May and Yam pitch

We need nu tho

>>150607286
I thought may went to Houston or something o,o

>>150607286
I only watch when Ohtani pitches!

>>150607273
May was probably my favorite pitcher on the team, but only because he was unbelievably shit after all the hype of him becoming healthy to start regularly.

>>150607308
welp, this is his last time this season

>>150607304
boston, which many people are saying are the houston of the north since cora joined

>>150607317
no one thought or said this you lying shit

>>150607272
I'm playing
Skenes
Hunter Brown
Chris Sale
DeGrom
Merrill Kelly
Shane Bieber
Luis Morales

in my final. So far I'm slugging my way, big pickups with Jo Adell and Happ Slapp this week by me.

a SOTONIAN double

>>150607301
>>150572333

SOTOOOOOO

S O T O
O
T
O

he's going to throw a perfect game, isn't he?

>>150607335
and bregstein

>saving all your RISP hits for September and October

9000 IQ John Soto

you have to respect someone who found a way to nearly die from lettuce

>>150607356
kys

>>150607372
not at forty pitches before 3 innings

Lookin for a fresh hot nu off the griddle

>>150607416
>>150607385

muncyposter where is my nu?

>>150607385
>>150607420
>>150607385

My eyes feel like they're gonna bleed
Dried up and bulgin' out my skull
My mouth is dry, my face is numb
Fucked up and spun out in my room
On my own, here we go

>>150607431
IAYC :^)

>>150607317
cool story. I don't know anything about your shit team.

kwab

Nu rudes before sundown

do not reply to astromiguel

>>150607335
Thanks :>

>reaching base on error
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

just pretend i posted this right after keplers HR

How about Autism Gays

>>150607466
no hitter in tact :^)

>ethier mentioned
a smaller glimmer of hope in this cruel world

>>150607491
>>150607460

Looks like someone's upset....

STOP TEASING US AND JUST DIE ALREADY!!!

>>150607460
I Accept Your Can :^)

>doyerpacos seething at miguels again
I KEK

Me and my wife 2hu are watching the chargers game instead of the Badres. Come join us in the game thread!

are we gonna watch the chiefs?

STINKEEPOOS

>top of the 2nd
>already gassed

NO HITTER ALERT IN BALTIMORE

There was talk of nu?

fucking yankees lol

>yankees thought they were a serious team after beating the Astros
LOL

>>150607552
>>60 pitches through 1.1 IP
27 rings through 123 years

dodgers and chiefs fan, simple as

Yarbrough next

>doyerpacos seething at miguels again
I KEK

>>150607564
with travis swift?

Shitler is out after 1.2. Now the Jays need to add on runs to take the pressure off the bullpen later.

>Schlittler
didn't some yankeedoodles get caught fingering their "Schlittler" a few weeks ago or something?

Peterson is washed

nice one Peterson

Holy fuck I love watching the jankees get pounded

Guys the white sox are playing football against each other

My doyers fucking suck

>>150607711
what if Teel tears his ACL....

injurtani KEK

gaytani went for the balls

The Mets need to score 11 runs this inning if they want to win this game

kek did ohtani tag him on the nuts?

Thugtani just punched that bird in the dick

>>150607771
>>150607766
>>150607760
>stream east watchers

walktani

I want you to kill me little bro

baybaw!

MORE HITS
MORE RUNS
GET IT DONE

why does ohtani keep trying the cutter

>>150607854
so true!

how many rings do the yankees have when you take out pre-black people and steroids years?

gausman like usual gassed after 10 pitches

ohtani getting stressed by a last place AL team

>>150607890
gassedman

>>150607862
Cause those girls usually have low self esteem and might put out easier

Wow

I think the DOYERS should get a hit!

IT HAPPEND TO JAZZ AGAIN LOL

freddie :)

>>150607994
He’s done so much retarded shit, be more specific and post webm

fweddie :3

>>150608047
>>150607999
sameposter

>>150607994
Looked like it caught the corner to me.

Frederick

>>150608031
not a webm worthy moment

>that’s driving through a school zone
fucking kek

>>150607994
getting caught not paying attention on base?

>>150608117
>Jazz
>getting on base
LOL

>>150608101
Ah fuck I was hoping for another “thrown up on a routine pop up on the infield.”

Just check jJomboy he put it up

>>150607994
playing out of position?

PHILLIES DINGERS

I'm banned

teoscar popout :3

Ah, so Conforto is going up against a lefty.

walkforto

conforto batting 5th will SURELY come through

>>150608175
o no ya don’t

Conforto getting that walk just guaranteed a 5 year extension

inb4 pages gidp

I think the dodgers should score some runs!

>>150608303
i think you should kys

Weird bounce

>>150608303
midwit strategy tbqh. leave it to the professionals pal.

>>150608161
kek

>pinch hitting in the 4th inning
what are the doggies dooing?

>>150608318
you hate yourself more than me. seek help.

>>150608318
based

>>150608303
>>150608370
cringe

loading the bases then grounding out for entertainment purposes

If your dumb ass leaves the box on a bunt attempt that you “pulled back” you should be charge with a strike and then bludgeoned by the umpire before the next pitch.

>>150608374
he seems very precious and easily triggered

>>150608351
desperation

starting to think the only reason the Dodgers even signed Kim was to look more attractive to Korean players rather than thinking he'd actually be good

Season's over.

man the dodgers are a joke

>>150608432
Kim feels more pressure to perform than Keekay rn

nothing ever happens

doggie
o
o
s

You can't even blame Rushing for what's going on. The offense just doesn't exist. Freddie got lucky with his hit and everyone else managed to work a walk. You're basically asking him to perform a miracle, which isn't going to happen.

Literally Kim is only on the team so they can get more korean brand deals and kpop stars to throw the first pitch for social media buzz. Poor guy.

doubletani

Why doesn't the pitcher cum on the baseball before throwing it? There is no rule that says you can jizz on the ball. It also doesn't say you can't use your glove as a fleshlight. Why don't more players do this? I fucked an animal

Dodgers working themselves into the most fraudulent RISP scenarios. Yea, we aren't stringing hits together, we stringing walks. Big difference. This team cant fucking hit.

Mountcastle has been in MLB since 2020 and gameday still doesn't have a picture for him

>>150608642
he prides his privacy, chud, leave him alone!

>>150608642
Has he played for a relevant team before?

so it happened again KEK

errortani

Rushing...

What a play Ernie

>blaming the catcher for the pitcher spiking the ball 2 ft in front of the plate
yikes

>>150606728
I thought he threw 100 MPH

Gary viscerally hates skyline chili kek

umptani

yeah, shit on that chili

>>150608758
he did but he needs TJ to throw 100+ again

ohtani is pissed. just throwing middle middle heaters

his name is cowser LOL

>>150608808
That’s my moms name you asshole

angry ohtani is kinda scary

>>150608303
based.

>>150608831
cringe

>>150608828
pls forgive my blunder..

>points are scored by home runs
>bunts instead
Absolutely KWAB

don't reply to astromiguel

uh oh, the cramps are setting in

welp there goes his 40/40 season he ain’t running anymore

>>150608882
bunts are kino

>>150608886
pls forgive my blunder..

>>150608886
he didn't know

>>150608900
pls forgive my blunder..

>>150608886
based.

>>150608886
cringe

>>150608881
It’s ok, you didn’t know.

They aren't gonna hit Yarbz

I don’t think I’ll miss Pete next year

>Banda about to charge Ohtani with a run
ha...HAHAHAHA...... HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pete get it together you oaf

>>150608969
Honestly, I had no idea.

>>150608808
derived from cow sir. The term dates back to early 13th century when non landholding white males would be given the title of Cow Sir. A Cow Sir was the man who held the most cattle in his county. He was afforded 2 votes at the county council meetings due to the growing popularity and economic importance of beef at that time.

Roberts and his dumb shit

Is Banda really mexican? He always looks scared as shit

no...

>>150608991
should have kept ohtani in, he went supersaiyan after that double

>>150608969
My Jays can only hit 100 mph heaters please understand

>>150607317
I actually liked May and thought the movement on his sweeper was incredible. Unfortunately it was too incredible, he has zero control, and hitters just wait for him to throw a 3-0 fastball down main street.

>>150609008
@grok is this true?

Whats going on in Gay Louis?

replace volpe with that ginger girl

>>150608987
is he signing elsewhere??

Great play by the ball girl

Vic puts us on the board first!

damn the stinkers DO have a defense

dear lordt, please let the dodgers miss the playoffs so i can stop watching this season.
thank you,
your son brayden

@gronk is it true that volpe is the next jeter?

>>150608900
>bunt home run

>>150609099
>Unfortunately it was too incredible
KEK

>>150609038
He's from Corpus Christi, TX. the only kind of hispanics there are mexicans

>>150609146
>rags broadcast questioning his bat
cringe

>>150609206
>the only kind of hispanics there are mexicans
esl moment

>>150609141
Would

>>150609168
lol what if everyone started tweeting rob grownkoski thinking he was grok omg that would be funny asl

>>150606788
this is everything...and im here for it

>>150609211
I think you mean based

Jaykeks

>>150609227
>>150609211
>>150609201
>>150606788
You post too much.

do you think anyone could distinguish the difference between fried calamari rings and a fried fallopian tube? given the fact that pig's rectum has been sold as calamari rings in the past, i'd wager not

GIDPtani

>Rojas going for it
unbelievably based oldhead move

Fatimir Guerrero Jr

If I see dancing gran one more time im gonna fuckin snap

>>150609272
what did he do

>>150609259
you dont post enough

>>150609259
Based junior inspector. You got a long ways to go thoughever.

>>150609211
That bat shit from last night was so fucking stupid. It turns out it was because the bat was discolored because he hit with the bat so much that the paint came off. Nothing to do with the actual performance of the bat but because Boone threw a fit over paint being rubbed off. Absolutely ridiculous.

>>150609259
>only one of these is me
what did he mean by this?

damn the Yankees suck

>>150609311
funniest part, is came from the yankees lol

so glad the oh tranny experiment has been completely put to bed

>>150609309
i'm in this screenshot

UH OH STANK

Kill David Peterson if he does not record an out here.

>>150609259
>it's all one guy
meds

vladdy

Vladdy bomb!

mendy late again with the hook

do any batters use a good ol unpainted louisville slugger anymore?

>>150609354
any other notable accomplishments in your life?

>>150609380
only torpedo bats

>Ryne Stanek is fr actually straight up gonna come into this game rn
It’s never been more over.

>tfw you're not making playoffs
>tfw you were supposed to be interim manager
>tfw your knees still hurt
>tfw PH garver down 1 in the 9th
>tfw your cruise deposit isn't refundable and starts october 1st
>tfw bases loaded no outs
>tfw gidp
>tfw

UH OH STANKEE!!!

hahahahaah

>>150609354
Can you include me next time, pls?

JIZZ kek

>>150609377
yea don't know why he even had him starting this inning, should've pulled him after the last one

KEK STANKEEDOOS

Silverboot is ours, miguel

i want to buy a bat to swing at the cages but i haven't hit since i was a child. how do i know what size/weight to order? do i need to go somewhere to hold them in person to see what feels right?

stankee doodle defense kwab

Yankees SUCK

>>150609413
He’s just in the screenshot, I took it.
And no.

>Stanek
Yeah why don’t I just fucking kill myself

hey guys the chiefs are playing right now!

>>150609395
shh...shh....

>>150609455
rude

>>150609449
Start with a 33” bat and go up or down 1” to suit your preference.

>>150609449
they should have a bunch of bats at the batting cage that you can use to see what feels best for you

vladdy :)

WTF is this real?

>>150609522
Plakata

>>150609449
They got bats at the cages you can use, hold off buying one for a bit they are expensive.

Stankeedoo ‘em

Kirk is fat and short and slow but he seems like a nice guy so I like him

>>150609384
got a few (yous), got a few keks, had consensual sex with a few women, that's really all i got. it's been a pretty shit life but my brain just won't click into place and push me to do better. HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND

Gentlemen, bake your nus.

>>150609569
based me

>they think its not a sweep
Soul-crushing homers + blowpen

>>150609569
how big was her penis?

my mets...

>>150609569
>got a few (yous)
How many are we talking here?

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>>150609543
thanks for the suggestions. i should add that i want to swing a wood bat not some gay metal. i assume the cages only have gay metal?

>>150609659
What’s a gay metal? Like Zirconium of some shit?

>>150609600
27

thank you stanek

Nice save Stankek

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>>150609648
>tds

based stangod never in doubt

recycle
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>>150609659
I've never been to a cage that had a wood bat, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Praying for your hands anon.

Ryne Chadkek I never doubted you like all these losers and haters, may allah damn their souls to suffer in hell for eternity

>>150609732
no

>>150609659
yeah, they only have metal bats. start with those and find what feels most comfortable before investing in a wood bat. they're fucking expensive and I've broken one before on the first day using it.

/nu/
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RECYCLE >>150572333
>>150572333

I am gay

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>>150609644
triple digits i imagine. don't think i've crossed over into quads, but i guess three (yous) a day gets you there in a year so i'm probably grossly underestimating. depressing thought

>>150609742
i went to baseball camp as a kid and i brought my wood bat. i was the only one. they called me wooder all fucking week