Thread 150554025

breaking bad edition

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Dodgers!

my Phils :)

>september
>doyers still playing cumfarto

dodgers

>>150554066
>andy p > Ohtani
Grim

>>150553953
I just dont like the Dodgers doesn't mean they live rent free

'stros

>>150554025 (OP)
Kek he really do be like that

>being a yankees fan
why would you do that when Citi field is just a short ride on the subway away?

>>150554109
How dare you insult the Dodgers bro? They just won the World Series. You sound like a hater dog. I fucking hate Bogan cunts like you.

pfma

doggie doos
https://vocaroo.com/1neUENxwCtWB

Payton Tolle > Tarik Skubal

But we’re not ready for that discussion.

Breaking bad is fuckin bad ass

>>150554154
set 'em straight, dodgerbro!

>>150554187
Least fair weather red sux fan

>>150554168
from my understanding it’s
>yankees: italians, hispanics, some black people
>mets: jews, whites
right?

>>150554168
>>150554168

don't make me post the webm you wop fucks

>>150554210
Fuck my boricua ass

‘Op ‘ucks seething at my ‘kees

‘ANOs and ‘ops in a tizzy

Who is winning the precious medals this season?

>>150554280
>it’s just a piece of precious medal

>>150554280
Ryback

>>150554154
I didnt. I just dont like them

>>150554289
you guys are pigs

i can smell jacques through my screen

>>150554290
Ms have the most suicide meme images of any team

>>150554419
And we love science!

Kek >>150553101

>>150554210
they are both brown as fuck

>>150554465
Not so fast goyim

>>150554428
what is your stance on american cheese?

what is the difference between demon slayer and demon hunter?

>>150554484
meant to reply to this? >>150554481

>>150554492
Bout tree fitty

I got a new TS

KEK HE GOT RAPED AND IS FUMING
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150552666/

What's the most fun position to play one defense?

it's up!

>>150554527
Doggystyle

>>150554527
Shortstop maybe. You’re more involved than the corner infielders, and since you’re not playing 90 feet from home you don’t have to worry about balls being ripped at you down the line.

>>150554025 (OP)
Waltuh

>>150554527
Catcher if you don't mind getting injured all the time

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMFR9fr-j3E

>>150554539
No one cares doyerpaco

>>150554025 (OP)
>>150554563

IT"S UP
(my cock)

Based on what?

>>150554539
Everyone cares doyerchad

Go Yankees! Death to the mets!

>>150554650
Go back to /nfl/ you swiftie!

>>150554671
Don’t reply to chikgayner

chikaner shitting up /cfb/

Imagine the Rangers with all they had suffered this season (underperforming and brutal injuries), they get the last spot for playoffs instead of Seattle.

>>150554650
based
>>150554683
pic related moggs

>>150554690
>imagine the memeiners choking their season away and missing the playoffs by a game or two

gee I wonder if that's ever happened before

>>150554539
>conforto moving up the lineup
don't worry dodgers, even if your lineup is bleak, my padres are cursed so you'll still win the division even if you only get 84 wins....

mets beisbol soon

Sex with Taryn in my Keith Hernandez throwback and Mr Met socks :)

Never forget that they wanted you to believe PCA was the next big thing

>>150554713
love me Taryn and Tom and Kruk

no...NO!!!

>>150554751
Mets won that trade

>>150554733
I wanna fuck you

>Watching Game 1 of the 1988 World Series
>Dodgers beat the Mets in the NLCS 4-3, but Kirk Gibson injures himself in Game 5 (Mets were 10-1 against the Dodgers in the regular season)
>Athletics come in red hot (8-1 in the postseason, swept the Red Sox in the ALCS)
>Athletics are clear favorites after dominating both regular season and playoffs
>Dodgers strength is pitching, offense finished 10th of 12 in NL runs scored
>Doggies strikes first with two runs in the opening inning
>Momentum immediately killed when Canseco crushes his first career grand slam, A’s take a 4-2 lead in the 2nd
>Dodgers don’t score again until the 6th, trail 4-3
>Bottom of the 9th, Dodgers still down by one
>A hobbled Kirk Gibson steps in for his only plate appearance of the series and hits a two-run homer to win the game
Holy fucking kino. If that isn't the most magical thing I've ever witnessed I don't know what is. All of the uncs who got to watch this live are lucky. Actual gritty underdogs who really did the impossible...

>>150554751
His second half regression was the most obvious thing of the year. Actually, second most after Cal Raleigh's second half regression.

>>150554778
Don’t murder me cusb fans he’s perfectly decent just a very bad august probably mot as good as the start of the seaso. made it seem

>>150554751
He’s an elite defender tbqh, if he can hit .250 and 25+ homers a season he’ll be fine. Rather have him rn than fucking Cedric Mullins.

>>150554796
the mexican parents of the dodger fans on /mlb/ hadn't even illegally immigrated to america when that happened. You gain no glory from this larping, sanchez.

sex

Alejandro seething kek

I need misaki mets now more than ever

I need misaki cubs now more than ever

Please fuck my ass

hello!

Misaki cubs he says… please no.. let me have this

>>150554864
Analjandro…

Recker in da hizzouse!

>>150554873
Hi Misaki!

>>150554873
She’s so perfect

Psychogang here

I love science, nintendo, and the sandlot

>>150554929
Based! BASED!

My reckies :)

>>150554915
For me it’s the watermelon one

kerchoke about to get bootyblasted
let's all watch and laugh kek

carne asada tacos with guacamole salsa for todays doyer game :3

I think I should watch DOYERS baseball while at work!

>>150554961
amateur milfs

It's about that time for your, yes, YOUR, New York Metropolitans to take yet another W! Nolan McLean is starting

>>150554963
Based Mexican food enjoyer. Chikgayner melting down like the cheese on dem fries!

>>150554983
no milf threads there anon

I think the DOYERS should get no hit by the Pirates today!

>>150555000
wives/gfs then

>>150554961
BBC interracial

>>150555000
also checked

>>150555020
every single time with you americans
jeez louise

>>150554963
In English please

>O'hearn sitting out today
you can't be serious.... just try ONE game with Merrill at short and slot both Sheets and O'hearn in somehow. At this point, it wouldn't hurt....

>>150555020
I was first.

Metsies

>jays thought they could best Francona
We've been trying since ‘04

>>150555030
>>150555043
BBC interracial

How does this happen? Did they pitching coach get the call to just tell his guys to suck after the all star break? Or did these three just go off on a bender together the second they weren't playing baseball and haven't recovered for like 2 months?

ITFDB

pierats really are an amateur organization

>>150555061
second half Gore strikes again... no refunds by the way

>Cincinnati has one of the highest levels of economic inequality in the United States. The gap between wealthy and low-income residents is significant, with pockets of poverty and unemployment concentrated in certain neighborhoods, particularly in the inner city.
terrible
anyways, go jays

>>150555028
I want bbc interracial saar

>>150554796
we still got curt schilling's bloody sock, that sounds comparable

>>150555061
>J Lugo
Only oldcums remember

onepitchflyoutani

Lotta dodgers fans in pittsburth

>>150555041
No you will have Mason McCoy and you WILL like it

LEAD OFF SPRINGER SLAPPER!!
HOLY MOLY

>>150555061
>Seth Lugo extends with the Royals
>immediately becomes shit
Lol, fleeced that flyover shithole

>>150555101
the dodgers are a beloved franchise with fans all over the world

Pirates unis are nice

Based, can't wait to see how we blow this one.

>>150555113
BBC interracial pls saar

>Winker done for the year
:(

Pete did it his way

Peter did it again

ppma

Polar Beeeaar

that is going to be the only run they score until they blow another save.

Pete did it his way

barlowsisters...

>>150555141
I said bbc saar

man i DESPISE stephen nelson

Resd punting to troll the Yankees. Based Francona.

PETE ALONSO! Holy shit what a moon shot.

kershit is due for a bad game

someone get a screenshot of that guy wearing that female body inspector shirt

When does the 40-man roster start and what does it mean

Reminder to hide chikaner spam and post about baseball :)

>Sasaki's last planned rehab start
>even Dave Roberts says he's unsure what they're going to do with him even if he is ready to go
this guy really wasted his time coming to MLB

>>150555194
Didn’t he also basically fuck over NPB and his old team to do it?

why do sub .500 shitters play so well against my doyers

Any pie rats fans here?

doggies already getting umped on pitches down the middle

blowgaydoo ‘em kek!

>>150555208
no

HOLY TRIPLE KIRKY

>>150555206
don't question our umps

fuck you ump!

#RapeScottBarlow

DAMN KIRKY

>>150555225
why the FUCK do umps have so much power

Pete did it his way in the field too

told you kershit was going to get lit up

Kershaw already shitting up

redsuxiedoo ‘em kek!

>bases loaded
>0 outs
kerchoke is in october mode

>Kershit about to implode
KEK

KEK doggie doos

made this in paint

it's already over

LMAO KEK

>DOYERPACOS
KEK

Don't worry doggies, my padres are not going to take advantage of this loss....

>KERSHIT
OH NONONONONO KEK

rather shaky start from barlow

I'm tired of you fuckers pretending the Pirates aren't legit

It's going to be a fucking blowout lmao

GET KIKE ON THE MOUND NOW!!!!

>Teoscar is STILL in RF failing to catch total gimmes
That and the big reliever signings last offseason, the two giant mistakes that make themselves known every other day that they simply refuse to acknowledge and address

More pirates fans in this thread than there are in the stadium

When’s he retiring? He’s already got his 3000 ks

Come on Nolan... if you start struggling then October is going to look scary. Thank god the Reds are the Reds and can't get out of their own way

>>150555305
The dodgers ruined these guys and you're blaming the players? How do you sign guys with sub 2 ERA's and manage to turn them into 5 ERA pitchers with a billion blown saves, and turn one of your best players from last year into a joke?

>>150555305
The signings definitely haven't panned out this year. But like who would have known?

Perez gifted mcclean that out

Mestiedoo 'em!

Mestiedoo ‘em!

Metsdgerbros…

>>150555325
They have one of the best development in the ML so it's not that. It's just unlucky they're having bad seasons.

START THE FIREWORKS!

they keep letting it happen

>casparius
Grim

yall lookin mad cute today postin in da genny an shi

Thank God my Padres have a chance

>>150555329
Relievers are always a total crapshoot from one year to the next, it's just not worth getting any in the offseason that cost big money. Just keep with your own guys and if you really need some the next season you buy them AFTER they've shown they have it that year

>>150555371
>canonical white tema

…you sure? you sure about that?

a 34 pitch 4 run inning is all part of the plan

Metgerbros...

>>150555330
Thought they had a play at the plate there tbdesu. McLean will settle in.

eh, this is just baseball. sometimes your starter doesn't have it. you cant expect these guys to be consistent the entire season, even yama has been prone to first inning meltdowns.

kersh did that on purpose for entertainment purposes technically it's a 0-0 ballgame

>>150555392
Don’t reply to Alejandro chikaner
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150552666/

At least make it through the 1st god damned inning

>>150555392
Hide chikgayner posts.
Do not reply to chikgayner posts.
Post about baseball

>>150555401
He HAS been here for 50 years, he knows the Doyer way is the better the pitching performance the more nonexistent the run support. Just lightning a fire under the bats is all....

FUCKING KEK. They really need to stop treating HSK like a AAA player.

blowgaydoo ‘em kek!

>>150555413
this
he's using the first time through the lineup as an opportunity to lull them into a false sense of security

>>150555443
why sign him if they hate him so much?

Doyers you need to stop give us Chadres fans hope

>>150555459
He’s something of a lightning rod of wrath for ohtani-san

>>150555449
Dodger mind games are on a whole nother level

>>150555443
>best hitter on team is Korean
>have racist Japanese manager that refuses to play him

This is not happening

big dick willy won that duel

Jose Burritos SUCKS

>>150555491
Do Koreans and Japs really hate each other irl?

>running on my humble backup catcher
fools

>>150555501
Yes

>>150555507
Why? There wasn’t a war between them

I'm going to in n out, anyone want anything?

good gravy, berrios

>>150555520
I mean, Japan occupied Korea for a while before and during WWII

>>150555520
There was when the Japanese invaded the Korean Peninsula to invade China

this is where i say "the dodgers got something cooking" but i know now that they ain't cooking shit

>>150555538
2 on no outs is a virtual guarantee of getting no runs. Only way they get any from that scenario is 2 deep sac flies

>>150555538
just like my wife

>>150555538
>walking cumfarto
nvm, the dodgers got something cooking now!

>>150555526
2 McChickens with cheese for me

The Sandlot!

Andy P GRANNNNNND SLAAAAAAAM

>>150555555
kek WASTED

>>150555555
>get isn’t ’lot related

We need a list of /sp/ names for teams, like Doyers for Dodgers etc

>>150555555
CHECKED
only burgers, fries and shakes, anon.

>>150555555
checked, fatso

>>150555564
kek no

>with cheese
oof

>>150555555
based retard digits

>>150555555
unfathomably based burgerbro

Jays could score 20 runs and the lead wouldn't feel safe with Berrios and the bullpen on the mound.

Mr. 3000 owns ya azz

>>150555526
>>150555555
>>150555591
>>150555603
Fast food is bad for you

fuck you guys im staying positive
jays win 15-2

>>150555555
this+tastykake=win

>go out for a smoke
>jays score 4 more
Cool

>>150555597
This is an American cheese general

>>150555555
the mcchiken is the worst fastfood chicken sandwich

>>150555652
Tobacco is bad for you

>>150555654
Cheese is bad for you

I love gender studies, dragon age: the veilguard, and a league of their own

>>150555654
had a couple of them on my turkey sandwich earlier

>>150555671
Actually that's the filet o fish

>>150555671
this desu
for me it's 'eyes followed by 'a

>>150555676
a league of their own is a good movie, i never saw the show though

>>150555676
Homosexuality is bad for you

>Doyers copium
Based Belsonamxpn8

>>150555674
You must be fun at cigarette and cheese parties

is kersh washed

>>150555683
I said chicken though

>>150555671
I lived on spicy mcchickens when I was broke

>>150555683
idiot

>>150555676
Delete this

>>150555703
Now people who live on spicy mcchikens go broke

>>150555695
kek!

filet o fish deadass taste like a brick of hot air with a slight fishy flavor

>>150555708
Ya man let's go to the burger joint and grab a fish sangwich

Soto is really going to have a 30/30 season, he's really good at lulling pitchers to sleep

>>150555703
for me it was that shitty jack in the box $1 chicken sandwich
apparently these things cost like $2.60 now which is fucked up

>>150555721
kek, true. I remember when they were only a buck.

total yankee death in houston tonight
they don't have the balls to outcheat cheaters

>>150555727
I’m 30 or 40 years old and I have never had one

>>150555734
walk soto should swing the bat more

Yankees Astros will be a bloodbath

go tigs!

>>150555731
hell ya, man let's go

dingertani

BIG FLY OHTANI-SAN

AN OHTANIAN BLAST!

You guys ever fucked a whopper?

he's right though, a filet o' fish is a really bad chicken sandwich

>50 pitches for 5 outs
Berrios looks rough

the jap actually did something

>120mph EV
HOLY SHIT LMAO

ohtani this fucker

another meaningless ohtranny homer
who cares

Filet-o-fish is decent desu, what do you expect from fucking mcdonalds

mookie slap

Garbage timetani kek

Finally a homer that’s not garbage time

>>150555756
>implying they ever spread the tartar sauce that evenly in real life
and fuck the half slice of american cheese bullshit too

Don't give up Doggies!

why are the dodgers bullying this new guy

ohtani is good

wow

>>150555676
i didnt know /v/tards browsed here as well

Good thing we brought this IKF guy back

We must resign ourselves to Mariners baseball.

>>150555747
>.915 OPS
>36 HR
>90 Ribeye steaks
Erm

>>150555798
scott would not have let THIS mariners team choke and miss the playoffs

ITFCB

>>150555797
he will be part of an historic collapse in blue jays history

blowgaydoo ‘em kek!

>>150555796
I love Deltarune, Christianity, the Mets, and the Field of Dreams

>keep my wife's name out of your mouth
kek

>>150555555
cursed get

We need a Teo dinger now more than ever

>>150555814
>an historic
lel

>>150555796
Patiently waiting for Thursday

welcome to the big leagues son

Ohtani just had the third highest EV of the season.

Player | EV Max

Oneil, Cruz - 122.9 EV
Guerrero Jr., Vladimir - 120.4
Shohei, Ohtani - 120.0

Sheeesh

>losing to the pierats
lmao

>>150555814
It's happening :(

SQUIRREL

BLOWGAYS KEK

Cubbie’s

I've angered the filet o fish gods

Yankees!
Astros!
8:10 eastern
BE THERE OR BE SQUAAAAAARE!

>>150555852
BLOWGAYS KEK

What the hell is wrong with seth lugo :(

>another squirrel
mmmmm I wonder what team is next to be cursed?

METS GRANDSLAM HOLYSHIT

>it’s not even game time and yankee fans are alreafy being belligerent
imagine genuinely fighting over a batting practice ball

berrios! hahahaah

>>150555863
6 and it will be the mets

You gotta respect dem cubbie bears

>>150555863
the yankees DID bounce back though. consider it a good luck charm

scrappy Dodgers are clawing their way back!

whos the cutie in the box on the tigers broadcast?

blowgaydoo ‘em kek

Reds coming back in

Wow Torrens

MY CATCHER

>>150555890
Singer :)

You gotta hand it to dem cubbie bears

>>150555887
better not be a man, faggot

Pete Walker blows, I'm sorry but he's completely failed this staff since the turn of the month. Lauer should've stayed in the rotation instead of Berrios and the bullpen has a 6 ERA since the last week of July.

Angels Legend Michael Lorenzen

>>150555871

No.

>cumfarto
of course

DOINK BROS WYA

Fly da cubbayou

sit the frick down!!!

>>150555907
it looks to be a woman

>>150555856
You've toyed with powers beyond your comprehension, bucko.

Cute…

Honestly, Doggies have loved giving Kershaw run support this season (5.53).

>>150555882
sure you bounced back until the based white sox snapped your short mickey mouse win streak from getting swept

Get nuked

JAGUAR

kershey's kisses

wat da hell goin' on in cincinnati? 6-8 in the third inning?

>>150555918
the context was perfect for this image

My tiggers do not have the depth in the rotation nor the bullpen to win a pennant

>>150555955
kek what a freak

>1st strikeout
Grim

>>150555955
based

I FUCKING LOVE SHOTA!!!!!!

>>150555980
You mean the pitcher, right? Right???

Which players make ya schmoo?

>back from playdium just in time to watch the Jays blow it again

how soon before Berrios gets TJ and Schneider/Atkins get fired?

>>150555975
jumbojackbros... our response?

>>150555980
I’m more of a mommydom kinda guy

Bring back Chief Drink-a-bottle

>>150555985
Pete

have you baseball heathens found god?

extending Vladdy was a mistake
but I love this "movie" right now

>the spammer is back

jannies do your fucking job you unpaid hacks

surely this scruffy looking negro will bail us out

pandaman

TIED

Berríos wasn't locating his pitches and he's been losing velo all year. He might be cooked for next year if it's an arm issue.

Keep going Dodgers!

PANDY EXPRESS

pages pop

>it was 4-0
DODGERS TIE IT UP!

the pirates fucking suck

>>150556003
baseball was jesus’ favorite sport

Someone yelled FUCK THAT

woo bros....

Remember to always hide chikaner posts and continue posting about baseball

>>150556038
Is he gonna write about why he had a painting of himself as a centaur hanging above his bed?

>>150556038
Same

>>150555990
This is more of a Pete Walker issue tbf. Same thing happened last year with the bullpen and Berríos has been having issues that they refuse to acknowledge publicly

Can the Blue Jays get their shit together and fucking win tonight?

Thanks
Mets

>>150556028
My bad

Dodgers definitely cheating with Manfred scripts

I'm out.

>>150556066
Chop on brotha!

>>150556063
You mean former marginal Mets cutoff Pete Walker?

Jo Adell visited my fiancé and I’s place the other day and his phone automatically connected to the wifi :/

>>150556080
I caught teh gay reading this post

>>150556080
>I's

>>150556080
Someone read this on reddit

>>150556064
We're walking on tightrope here, season's absolutely on the line, and the coaches are repeating similar mistakes from the past.

I got tickets to the 23rd game against the Red Sox but my Jays might be eliminated by then :( oh well, at least there's loonie dogs

>>150556080
Alright bugman... you win. Pozz me

>>150555918
I just ate a salad, AMA

MITCH FARIS 1ST MLB STRIKEOUT

Kershaw not giving these guys any time to rest holy shit. That inning zipped by. (2 Minutes)

…..

>>150556117
Holy freaking pozz

>>150556079
Yeah that was a long time ago though

>>150556121
shame about that 1st inning

>>150556117
could you go for a lil hamburger right now?

>>150556117
What type of salad

>>150556095
me’s*

Thank you based Springer

>>150556143
Lemme cram ya ahole pozziwinkles

SPRINGER SLAPPAH

mookie slap

>>150556129
I'm not HIV positive

>>150556117
dalas?

Springer and Bo are carrying this team on their backs rn

>>150556117
Lettuce type, dressing, and protein status?

Go Yanks.

freddie :(

>>150556143
I mean yeah, but I'd probably put the meat in a tortilla and skip the ketchup/cheese.

my shitty stinky mariners :(

What does he do?

>>150556178
Nothing

>>150556148
>>150556164
Chicken, lettuce, fat-free ranch.

Big Sugar is in

>>150556174
ketchup in a burger is craaazy

Reds are catching up, but where’s winky?

>>150556190
Iceberg? Romaine? Butter lettuce? Kale? Spinach? Spring mix? Arugula?

>>150556195
He's bussy asswipe

>>150556117
For me, it’s Cesar.

We need foodspie

>>150556177
it's official once they lose tomorrow

>>150556210
Iceberg

>strikes out the side in your path
McLean inning :)

Our pitchers are like Huskies, they need everything exactly perfect too perform. Can't have too little rest, too much rest, too much leverage, too little leverage, too late or early in the game. One little thing off and they'll give up a 5 run inning.

/mlb/ is a mcdonalds double cheeseburger board

What the frip?

>>150556212
weirdo

Can the reds take india and that other faggot back :(

glhf yanks

>>150556248
McChiken bros won >>150555555

Crochet exposed??????

>>150556248
/mlb/ is an Arby’s curly fries general

vladdy is drunk

>>150556244
It does feel that way

What the deuce?

the worst part about mariners nearly being eliminated is Raleigh not even surpassing Mantle's home runs

>>150556269
no…NO!

>>150556244
you must need to be Canadian to have a point of reference for this analogy

>McLean on his worst day is still better than senga and co
the absolute state of starters old enough to rent a car

Please win Pirates

Guys, NXT wrestling is on

>walk
welp incoming kershit show

Holy freakin' crap Lois

Its time for the 2017 Super Bowl Yakfrens

KERSH!

>>150556298
>>150556277
This is a Marge, I’m confused genny

KERSH GOT THAT DOG IN HIM

pierats trying to kill the old man

We need nu tho

muncyposter where you at?

>>150556299
umm ackshually the rivalry began in 2015 with the wildcard game

>>150556320
check your local buffet

>>150556272
dis nigga actshe eatin at arbys

Just get me to nu tho though

NO NO FUCK FUCK

>>150556312
I hope you’re hungry for delectable nu bread

>nufags asking for nu at 450 posts
cringe

>>150556272
>liking arbys
are you my grandpa

>>150556338
I'm a girl though

Can’es

/nu/
>>150556332
>>150556332
>>150556332
>>150556332
>>150556332

>>150556333
>>150556348
their fries are GOAT'd though

>>150556374
fwiw i didn't post it i just linked the faggots early thread it was already 2 minutes old when i found it

Dan got tossed and so did someone else. Total meltdown.

>>150556389
I forgives ya

>nu 10 posts early
big cringe

bay them baws

FREELAND BOMB

>>150556448
cringe

>>150556448
straight to the 2nd baseman!

Hope California was worth it, Ohtrani!
Could have won another ring with the Blue Jeets