Thread 150572342

news: it ain't lookin good

Kiss em!

doggie doos

This is the thread

Mariners!

los doyers

FUCK THE JANKEES
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK YOUR RINGS
Go Boston!

Jays :)

>>150572372
Based what'd he do?

we're all in here
>>150572333
>>150572333
>>150572333

>>150572385
RANGZ

we're here
>>150572332
>>150572332

yankeebros our bullpen sucks

this is the thread

real thread

>>150572342 (OP)
It ain't looking good.

>>150572372
Shut up Fuwawa

would be kino if TB makes it

>>150572386
fat birds gonna fat up on ya!

>>150572399
enjoy Devin Williams becomig DA NEXT MARREAHNOE RIBEERUH!

all of us are in here
>>150572437
>>150572437

for me its Tillamook pepperjack pickles onions lettuce and light mustard

DUDE

Mariners are winning it this year

migrate
>>150572437

>>150572437

>Padre fans are saying Randy Vasquez is way better than Sears and Cease.

Randy has the most flukest starts this season, he just eats innings and walks too many guys, I wouldn't say he's a best starter but he's definitely a fraud person who gets fucking bailed out by his defense and devil magic. He still ain't good.

>>150572447
No one could even come close ;’(

nu...NU!!!

>>150572465
okay wining what? 1 more game this season?

>>150572470
might as well just see what happens, doubt he'd go back to back to back

>>150572434
*stomps on ya*

How does it feel to be part of the loser table big bro Doyers? ;)

is this nu tho

>get slapped by the pirates
>give the first major league hit to a rookie on the team
>keep the ball because you're mad he got a hit off of you
>it likely gets thrown away when the better fouls it into the dirt on the next pitch
what a jerk, Dodgers deserve to get swept by the Pirates

Can you bring a backpack to a game? Want to go to a Rockies game and sit on the outfield wall cause it's cheap af and sounds fun. Wondering what I can bring to the park

what team do you want to see make the playoffs besides your own?
dont just say the rockies

>>150572533
pitchers are freaks, and always rude, not like hockey goalies, who are friendly and whimsical

>>150572533
It was an accident. "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

>>150572540
The El Paso Chihuahuas

>>150572535
Look up the bag policy for coors field. Every stadium has a different bag policy, at the very least you'll be able to bring some kind of bag, it might not be a backpack though

poodrehombres we're dogshit

Padgerbros, i hereby am declaring a ceasefire until the next season. Clearly the both of >us aren’t making it past the wildcard. See you then

Is this gonna be another season where no team wins 100 games?

>>150572585
mlb is made for losers, it's like nhl moving to 84 games to keep winners away from winning

>>150572585
The Brewers need to win 2/3 of their games down the stretch to do it, so yeah

>>150572533
I doubt he knew it was the guy's first base hit

>>150572602
bruh

>>150572535
at every ballpark I've ever been to bags need to be clear.

>>150572576
Poodres aren't even making it to the playoffs. Doyers win the NL West by default, but will be swept by the Mest in the WC round for revenge from last year's NLCS.

>>150572612
dont they just look in the bag at the gate?

>>150572540
I'd like to see all the berd teams in the playoffs at once

>>150572647
I think in order to speed up the bag check process only small bags are allowed if they aren't clear plus a backpack is much more likely to have some hard to notice section where you can bring in something not allowed by the stadium like a knife or heaven forbid your own booze

This retard in the clubhouse arguing with literal who’s on Twitter lmaoooo

>>150572686
yeah he's coming back to Miami offseason

>>150572686
based jizz jizzem keeping us entertained

>>150572686
based jazz

>>150572647
not necessarily. I've been to 8 or 9 ballparks in the last few years and at most of them you walk right through the metal detector things and they only stop certain people with bags, I guess if they have something metal in them, I don't know, I've never been stopped. dodger stadium, the park I visit most often, has the worst security of all that I've been to. you walk through the metal detectors and they still go through everyone's clear bags and make you empty your pockets. last time I went the stupid bitch even unfolded my folding fan to check it.

>>150572735
dryers

>>150572686
Some people really can't help themselves lmao. Jazz is such a clown

>>150572686
Based

>>150572686
>lose
>immediately look for ragebait online
He's just like me fr

>>150572686
>AN ORGAN-I-ZATION BUILT ON CLASS AND TRA-DITION WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT HUH? SEND THIS CABRON BACK TO FUCKIN CU-BA

>>150572533
>>150572545
>>150572546
>>150572602
sex with kirsten

>>150572686
Houston has been blessed with mongoloid opponents for over a decade and I'm tired of it.

>>150572686
Canadian trolls successfully ragebaited an MLB player again

>>150572686
he's just like me!

>>150572686
what does SMD mean?

>>150572801
>didn't know despite everybody literally signaling for the ball and the jumbotron likely having a big "FIRST MAJOR LEAGUE HIT" graphic up or something
yeah, sure buddy. did he think the dugout was signaling for the ball that he literally threw to them just because they wanted to feel a new one fresh from the umpie's pockets?

>>150572904
Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150572686
whats SMD

>>150572904
>>150572911
Stankee My Doo

>>150572904
>>150572911
You never played online video games? Suck my dick

>>150572913
>>150572910
kek browns still seething their team lost

>>150572919
(my question was offering the opportunity for you fellas to be funny, I know what SMD means)

Go to bed Alejandro

>>150572919
Not everyone is a huge loser, so calm down and tell us what it means

>>150572923
I tried but I couldn’t think of anything so I thought I’d give the actual answer even if bait

>>150572932
first day on emelbee?

>>150572797
the yankees haven't been an organization built on class in a while now, their players have BEARDS for Christ's sake. They look like homeless people out there

>>150572929
You didn’t get to play OG COD like MW2?
https://youtu.be/9zTwgOxjHrg

>>150572949
I still play it, theres a really good ser of private servers in Oceania
still the second best COD game after 4 and playing it just really emphasises how bad the new games are

Suck Moredickus

What's SMD, precious? What's SMD?

>>150572908
is this bait?
>be autistic because pitcher
>zoned in after giving up a hit, thinking about what you're going to throw next to get out of this inning
>ump throws you a new ball
>inspect them both, decide you want to use the one with scuffs/grass marks for whatever fucking reason because autism
>ball boy signaling for ball because there are now two of them on the field
>throw the ball to ball boy
it's that simple. also...
>jumbotron likely having a big "FIRST MAJOR LEAGUE HIT" graphic up or something
kek I don't think you've ever been to ballgame

i'd be mad if i lost and was brown as well, mostly because i would be brown, grim

Go to bed Alejandro

you gotta tell me, do you actually forget you're brown for periods of time and then suddenly have a realization, or is it a constant dread

Yankees could catch the blue jays right?
3.5 games back and blue jays have sharted their pants a lil bit recently (plus kees are 8-2 in their last 10)
or is 3.5 games back borderline too much with less than a month left?

>>150572988
he literally holds his glove up to show he's ready to grab a new ball, why would he then contemplate between the two if he was already holding his glove out set for a new one?

Only oldfags remember when ohtani had yakuza doyer security kidnap and torture that woman until she gave him back his first home run as a dodger ball. He had Sheehan bring him Cam’s ball so he could sell it back to him for $50K.

>>150573056
to decide if he wants to use a new ball or a scuffed one you stupid twat

Will Skenes get a no hitter today against the Doyers?

>>150573182
Why is he so evil bros?

>>150573042
Blue Jays are about to get swept by the Yankees and Astros. It's not going to be pretty for them these next few days.

>“THE MLB WANTS THE BALL PERIOD”
hwyr

https://x.com/Brett_Hanfling/status/1963264037191307545
THE MLB WANTS THE BALL
PERIOD

I thought the Dodgers were good. Ohtani should request a trade.

Why dont they have Ohtani pitch against Skenes?

I am so glad the Doyers are just as shit as my Poodres

Are Mariners the most NL-coded AL team?

>>150574964
Brewers

>St. Louis 5, Sacramento 1

And that's a Redbird winner!

recker on the grid!

nya's

>>150572973
wait what? I would LOVE to play either of those again
gib plz

Finding a Rocky with a sub 3.00 era was tough until I realized you could use relievers, too.

>dads and doyers declaring a hatred ceasefire because both their teams imploded for some reason
MY BREWERS GONNA SWEEP THIS SHITTY MLB SEASON!

>>150574964
Astros

>>150575077
Fuck OFF with this slop. Go to /nfl/ if you want to play with your shitty AI-generated anime dolls, we don't do that here.

what's it like to have a good bullpen, bros?

>>150575748
bags of sand

were you a part of your high schools baseball team? were you guys any good? did you mog your rival high school?

>>150575777
i only played little league til i was like 10 or 11. i sucked and was a skeleton as a kid

GM SunriseDaimyo life is good

>>150575748
ask the poodres

adam ottavino started a youtube channel. the information hes giving out is really interesting and the quality is shit and hes saying stuff without the typical mlb player filter which makes me believe hes doing it all himself
https://www.youtube.com/@adamottavinozero

Alright boreswing nerds, it's time for you to take a back seat. The Dallas Cowboys are playing tonight.

>>150575577
What ceasefire? I still see people taking pot shots

>>150575777
Yes and now I play in an old man league with a bunch of other guys who played high school or college ball. My high school team was OK. Middle of the pack in our league.

I'm glad that apecollide is starting; the Mets are giving me angina

>>150575952
No one cares

Tell me retard yankfags, why is boone still your GM and why is Volpe not crucified and off the team?

>>150576096
not a yankfag but Hal Steinbrenner

Behead all umpires

Gm yank frens

>>150576142
>>150576136
u mad bro?

>>150576145
FUCK YOU!

.500 soon

>>150576185
Nice oc!

Gm Yankers

Ump cost the sweep but at least we’ll have another series dub.

it just keeps going deeper, apparently 15 missed calls against the Yanks

Hey you Fucking Brownshirt Ump Lovers and Fucking frogs! I'm coming with receipts when the scorecards get released this morning! There will be a Fucking accounting and I will demand you answer and explain yourselves!

>>150576248
a strike is what we say it is.

>>150576223
gm. I hate umps so nuch that I cannot sleep.

>>150576142
3 should have been called but 1 just is what it is 2bh pham

>>150575905
>the quality is shit
?

gm sunrise bros and salarymen. Life is good unless you're a Padres fan. Fuck the Dodgers, death to all NEETs.

Stankeedoo ‘em!

>>150572342 (OP)
I told yall about the Rangers and yall laughed. I said, "look at the run differential, not the W-L record" and this was a few weeks ago.

The Rangers and Rays are better than the M's and Astros, period.

>>150576515
rent free

>>150576520
ngl I think the Framber Valdez drama is going to sink the Astros. Their top RP chimped out on the catcher and tried to hurt him for no real reason, and acted like a nigger when called out on it.

>>150572387
Increased parking meter rates from $1.25/hr to $2.50/hr, and then around Petco Park to $10/hr during games. Nevermind that all those metered parking spaces have a 2-hour limit so they weren't supposed to be used for game parking anyways, and the private lots in the area all charge $50+ for game-day parking.

San Dieagans in general are remarkably cheap and don't think anything should cost any money at all, to the point where many Padres fans actually complained about the Padres deciding to actually start spending on a payroll for players that out them in the upper echelon of the MLB. Probably half of all San Dieagans (and ~20% of Padres fans) would rather have failing teams (and failing public infrastructure) so long as it's 'cheap.' Very backwards people.

gm everyone. Dick Nixon did nothing wrong.
>philthies
Kek!

Forgot pic

>>150576554
Disgusting

>The Baltimore Orioles completed a three-game sweep of the San Diego Padres, highlighted by back-to-back-to-back home runs from Colton Cowser, Coby Mayo, and Jeremiah Jackson. This marked the first time the Orioles have swept an NL West team on the road in franchise history.
No way this is true.

>>150576554
fanbases with the highest iq: braves, sox, phillies, and cardinals

https://youtu.be/AT1HziAO6CU?si=TYpVJG6P10kzlGgI

Wells on the ump: It’s up.

>>150576542
You're just upset that its more expensive to park since you cant take the trolley from Oceanside to watch your Doyers lose

October baseball without the Poodres is what's best for business.

bm mariners nation

>>150576562
What part dont you believe?

>news: it ain't lookin good
>paywalls everywhere

>>150576677
>team with 3rd highest attendance missing the playoffs is what's best for business
Come on I know you dont believe that

aaaaand there it is

>>150576776
Delete it you coward scumfuck

>>150576776
I dont see a problem

>>150576716
>Padre postseason games are the lowest rated and viewed since 2020

>>150576542
Damn that sucks I just take the train to games.

>>150576680
I'm depressed and drinking a beer at 8 in the morning

that funky muncy

Valdez is a bitch btw, dude pisses me off

>>150576542
The trick is to be a corposlave at one of the high-rises downtown so you can use your parking fob and dodge the fees they charge the unwashed masses

>>150576876
C'mon man, that's not gonna help one bit. It just destroys your body. Wanna chat?

>>150576542
Parking of $30-$40 for a game is pretty regular in other parts of the country, like Jew Jersey/Jew York.

The idea that you could go to downtown SD and pay $10 for parking during a game is actually mind-blowing to me.

>>150576931
Brother destroying my body is the goal.

>>150576876
you can't tie your emotional state to the performance of your sportsball team, especially not baseball. They play every day and you have no control over their performance.

>>150576954
goos fraba, based mets fan

>>150576941
Choose life

>>150576954
This, so much this.

>>150576992
i wouldn't have swung at that
take the strike for the full count
ups the drama

>>150576977
reddit moment

We need Jen Pawol

>>150577016
You would've walked there

>Silksong is broken on steam store due to high demand and I can’t checkout my cart
Bad morning everyone

>>150576834
>Source: my ass

bayball
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EozcNss6A8U

got a feeling its gonna be a low ratings flyover world series. probably a sweep too

They altered two division races.

When will they be held accountable?

Me after suffering unnatural G-Force

>>150577158
Brewers sweep tigers

>>150577158
It's gonna Tiggies vs Padres rematch we're supposed to get it last year but Manfred sacrificed the foreskin of 10000000 children to make sure he got a 4-1 slop world series between Dodgers and Jankees where Arson Fudge and Showy O'tranni did fuck all

>>150577207
>Arson Fudge

>>150577207
Why is molochfred like this?

>>150577207
Red Sox Brewers*

>>150577272
Red Sox Mets*
Mets win again

test

Mariners/Brewers WS

brewers sweep the mariners

no

...NO!!

>>150577207
Is this the new Poodres cope?

>>150577320
>new

>>150577278
Red Sox vs. Phillies

>>150576876
Smart.

>>150576677
What would you be doing in the postseason then? It's not like you post about anything else except to shit on the Padres

>>150577358
isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

Just ate a salad for brekkie. Had to offset that orange chicken luncheon from yesterday.

>>150577389
>It's not like you post about anything else except to shit on the Padres
That's the fun. It's what gives me life.

Cubs suck

>>150576992
Next at bat Jeter wears one in the back from Gibson.

>>150577400
Don’t… not now. Not today.

>>150577428
that's sad. it's not like you're team is winning anything either, bro

>>150577400
i didnt need to look at this chart to know this

>>150577428
Dont you want them to make the playoffs then?

it's supposed to be a really nice day today so I'm thinking about throwing some dogs on the grill while I watch the games
what kind of franks do you guys like? how bout toppings?

>>150577405
My five year old son who is a Mets fan inexplicably despite both his brothers and I all being Sox fans?

>>150577400
crazy because the pitching staff started the season so well, just completely fell off a cliff afterwards

>>150577511
based t. mets fan from a big sox family

>>150577520
As long as it’s not the Yankees I can live with it. I even took him to Citi Field this summer.

>>150577463
I don't think he roots for anyone. He just hates the Padres for some reason despite living in Oceanside

>>150577511
Phillies are like 0-7 at Citi this year and got bootyblasted in the playoffs last year. They are praying they dont face the Mets again as awful as the bullpen is.

>>150577542
how the hell can someone living in Oceanside be sad. Best weather on earth, beautiful scenery, the beach, the hot women, and you sit inside malding over the poodres?

>>150577490
Where do you live? If you can get Zenners or Hemplers than those are my favorite. If not then get Sabretts, Hebrew National, or Nathans. I like mine with mustard and kraut, or mustard and onions.
>>150577520
>>150577531
based frens, my dad is a yankees fan kek.

>>150577400
I find it hard to believe sneks arnt top 5

>>150577485
>Dont you want them to make the playoffs then?
Not for San Diego. Look at the Chargers, they're on their way to winning a Super Bowl for LA within the next few years. If the Padres move out of San Diego, maybe they'll finally win the big one that they desperately seek.

>>150577490
Arsenic

>>150577573
lol you love LA so much but are too broke to move there, besides, if you were really an LA fan you'd be rooting for Rams or 49ers buddy

>>150577556
Oceanside is one of nicest places in San Diego county since there are more Dodger fans the further you travel north. Besides, the Samoans here all root for the Dodgers.

>>150577573
I didnt say they had to win and why do you hate San Diego so much if you live here? Also

>Chargers
>winning anything
kek

>If the sneks didn't trade Shelby Miller to save 5 million on Jordan Montgomery contract they would have 7 (seven) TJ injuries this season.
Who cursed my sneks?

>>150576673
>>150576673
Lol; friend, I hate the dodgers as much as anyone, and I am not at all upset that SD increased it's meter rates; it was long overdue, especially given how little revenue the city brings in relative to the cost of providing basic services and infrastructure.

I do get annoyed at locals bitching about things without being willing to actually contribute to any improvements.

>>150576938
I know. A significant portion of people who live in SD think that everything should cost the same as it did in the 1980s, and then get mad both if prices increase, or if prices don't increase but services/roads/etc get worse.

>>150577630
you're a humongous faggot kys

lol it really do be like that!

>>150577768
no... NO!!!

>>150577758
Sorry thought you were the vtumor shitposter

Mariners 'til the bitter end.

>>150577768
I am not humongous

>>150577822
still a faggot though kys

>>150577817
>t. Hugh Mungus

oops
>>150577836
for
>>150577822

>>150577822
flag suggests otherwise

>getting swept by the pirates
couldn't be my team, but to be fair, my padres have also managed to avoid Skenes two years in a row now lol

Anyone see the video of rays security detaining and robbing the fan or Junior Caminero’s 40th home run ball? Crazy shit, last thing you hear on his video is “mlb wants that ball. Period.” Apparently they took it from him and then banned him from the stadium. Hope he sues.

>Fuwawa poster causing poodrepacos to seethe uncontrollably
Kek you should post more often

>>150577817
It will be very bitter and very soon.

>>150577883
don't suck your own dick

>8 (eight) /mlb/s in the catalog
>only two (2) of them are at bump limit

I ain’t even gay

>Saturday: Jonah Tong
>Sunday: Brandon Sproat
>Monday: Nolan McLean
I WILL be watching, Stearns-sama I'm sorry for my anti-semitic remarks about you

>>150577859
We'd easily get no hit

>>150577779
kek it really do

do not reply to the vtumor shitposter

>>150577927
he won. pay no mind to the bullpen behind the curtain.

new cringe just dropped

that pitch to jizz was over the plate. keen eye from the ump. good call.

IT'S UP!!!!

>>150577758
>especially given how little revenue the city brings in
They bring in revenue through various channels. It's just that Gloria's regime doesn't know how to manage a budget are going to nickel and dime every San Diego city resident. How about moving out to Ramona?

>>150577916
Things appear for a reason anon, just embrace it

>150577883
not giving you a (You). next time make your bait less obvious fuwawa

>>150577998
Ohretard just likes LA since its so close to Nehao Nippon land. LA fucking sucks.

>>150577998
*goes 0-4 near you*

The only professional teams that should be allowed in San Diego are in the sport of divegrass.

forgot to post this one too

>>150578023
$10 for parking downtown during a baseball game for 3-4 hours on the street is crazy low. Obviously they're going to raise that price to bring it in line with parking in other cities.

>>150578020
>flash game

>>150578108
there is no way Shohei is actually saying that. Y'all are getting punked by the poet he hired to work with his translator.

>>150578113
What about the people that live and work in and around downtown and Petco Park?

>>150578123
t. couldn't beat radiant markoth

see you niggas friday evening :D

>>150578095
going for that extra credit today aren't you?

>>150578162
it's downtown of a major city, street parking is fucking annoying and it being annoying comes with the territory.

>>150578231
that's very selfish

>>150578127
I doubt any of the players are actually saying any of those quotes. It's just funny that the Doyers PR team is actually posting them kek

>>150578259
that's oil

>>150578095
Why divegrass?

>>150577998
Ah yes truly a city chasing greatness. Even the homeless show their support by dressing their encampments in Dodger-blue tarps as far as the eye can see!

>>150578287
NTA, I see more people wearing FC and Wave kits than Padre gear in and around SD. It seems the baseball team is slowly becoming an after thought since the soccer teams already secured playoff spots in their leagues while the Padres are just trying to survive to qualify for October ball. The FOMO and hype for FC and Wave in San Diego is real.

>>150577998
Why are japfags so cringe?

>>150577490
Hot dogs are high in fat and salt just all around terrible for you.

>>150577998
r/smalldickproblems

>>150578324
That's definitely you Fuwawa lol

Shohei either has a chopper or a micro, no in between

>>150577998
he didn't say that.

>>150577998
ohtani allows us to dream

Manfred, what the hell is this?

>>150578108
>Ohtani
>doesn't chase record
kek

>>150577998
>>150578108
who makes these lol

>>150578511
ohtani

>>150578511
no clue

>>150578324
sure you do doyerpaco

>>150578511
Microsoft Copilot

>I can't wait to see leShanShan Mcqueefus smash his head into Daquarian Dakeke
The national homosexual league starts again. I can't stand nfl fans. They already are bragging about their owners being richer.

>>150578550
this is good managing though

>>150578095
Keep posting you're still making them seethe kek.

>>150578511
Ryback

>>150578573
as a berdbro without an nfl team i dont even give a shit, we had that one magical year with kurt warner but yeah at this point the nfl is in a sorry state

>>150578550
this one seems real

>>150578597
As a Padrebro I know your feel. Football is just dead to me

>>150578573
>Silksong and NFL in the same day
it's over for basecucks

I can't believe people still watch the NFL. It's such an obvious rig and cash grab especially with Kelce and Taylor Swift.

finally trying an authentic new york slice

>>150578020
I love nintendo, the sandlot, the mariners, and silksong

>>150578573
For me, it's Pipolito Escabeche hitting a dinger off of Brayeden Jacksyn.

>>150578606
I'll be honest I am just pulling these from some doyer fan page on facebook kek

I love science, nintendo, american cheese, amateur milf porn, costco, primus, breaking bad, the 'lot, and the 'dgers.

>>150578583
Go away Fuwawa

>>150578612
what's silksong

>>150578636
I cant watch it anymore. Maybe my brain got fried from covid idk. I start to watch a drive and then look away from the TV and start day dreaming. This doesnt happen with other sports just nfl. The flags too got me disinterested. The flow of the game is so bad.

"Metroidvania" is a misnomer; all of these indie flash games are just Symphony of the Night clones.

>>150578742
they have unironically built the sport around commercial breaks so degenerates can bet. But there are a lot of degenerates.

>>150578749
for me it's metroidbranias and puzzle games

>>150578682
>amateur milf porn
nice

I just finished watching breaking bad and el camino. should I start better call saul?

>>150578741
kino so far, mostly.
>>150578797
BASED Outer Wilds appreciator!

/mlb/ is making me think I'm in /tv/ right now

>>150578823
yea if you liked bb then bcs is more of it

>>150578837
I think I'll add outer wilds to my I love science etc post.

Was the Negro League any good, bros?

>>150578868
flying that space ship is prob the most fun I had playing vidya since I was a teenager ngl

A stripper I hooked up with years ago is fliritng with me on instagram. Does she like me bros?

>>150578856
yeah I've seen it before. it's a slower burn than bb thoughever.

I love symphony of the nightvania, superbowl commercials, pupperinos and the 'lot

>>150578162
Monthly off-street parking. Usually part of a condo/apartment or a employee 'perk'. Also see >>150578221 .

>>150578023
Gloria is bad but he was dealt a losing hand. SD has been cheaping out on basic services and infrastructure for decades, and it's all starting to fail now: a road/pipe/building doesn't break down overnight but does over years when you don't maintain it properly. SD is among the lowest taxed & resourced big cities in the country and has essentially been getting by 'paycheck-to-paycheck' (albeit on a larger and annual scale), so it's made a lot of short term decisions to get by 'today' while pushing off investments that would prevent 'tomorrow's' problems.

SD could avoid the nickle-and-diming that you see people complaining about now by not voting down every single revenue measure that ever gets put on the ballot, but they haven't, so now you see the city trying to bring in revenue from any place they can because it costs money to run and maintain a city.

But as was said earlier San Diegans are cheap, and they don't understand the concept of 'you get what you pay for.'

>>150578823
Better call Saul is reddit tier garbage. Its slow and pointless. Dont watch it. I only saw a few episodes of the final season. Complete garbage. Spoiler so dont read ahead but the bad guy loses because he decides to do a tiktok live. Its ridiculous

>>150578885
no, it was a barnstorming tour where they made up stats and then got MLB sois and Jews to take them seriously.

>pitch 3 scoreless
>get sent back to tacompton
saucebros....

and thinny wreck, or…?

>>150579036
/mlb/ discusses baseball?

>>150579036
>replace “film, tv, and vidya” with “outer space”

>>150579122
Only when there's baseball.

>all the big hispanic teams lost yesterday to whites
brown is just a milquetoast race

>>150579059
this is the guy responsible for retroactively integrating negro league stats into mlb's official records.
>early life
every single time.

>>150578573
>spics trying to score white people points hating on blacks
every time with you animals

>>150579154
yep, I didn't even need to know anything about the guy who know his early life. You can just tell by the deeds.

enough with the racial and antisemitic talk. can we just discuss outer wilds and breaking bad in peace?

manfred is making us wait two more hours for baseball

>>150579262
me in the middle

Does anybody else here play baseball? I play in a local slow pitch softball league and a wood bat men’s baseball league. It feels great to shut my mind off from work and responsibilities and just focus on playing for a few hours per week.

>>150579286
I'm only here for Ohtani and anime posting, i've never actually held a bat in all my life.

>>150579286
I practice umping in front of the television set so in a way you could say I'm the best kind of baseball player.

Alex Bregman is reportedly expected to opt out and test free agency this winter, per Jeff Passan

>>150579367
red sux kwab

>>150572801
Collecting all these worthless balls is one of the gayest things going.

>>150579367
>Schwarber, Tucker, and Bregman will all be Dodgers next season
Damn

>>150579452
on the off chance you don't get a big hall of fame superstar career, i feel like keepsakes like your first professional hit, home run, or strikeout(if you're a pitcher) are things you'd want to keep for yourself/family as a sweet reminder that you did make it.

>>150579505
get better

Give me a MLB team please.

>>150579508
The Dodgers already have a DH so schwarber is out, and why would they sign bregman when they have Muncy?

>>150579527
His knee is shot.

>>150579527
Schwarber can field

>>150579518
You tried it

>>150579522
Take the Padres and rename them.

>>150579364
fr tho why doesnt the show have an ump mode

you can influence the game in subtle ways and throw out players and coaches, it'd be great.

>>150579522
you're in football country, sry

>>150579508
lol do doyerpacos really believe this?

>>150579544
He can't throw.

>>150579092
Damn that sucks wtf

>>150579555
Imagine just fucking over teams because you hate them and not being challenged over your fail-calls because you can eject people for arguing your balls and strikes? Damn, that would be really crazy and broken.

>>150579522
I have no clue what city that is. Looks flat and shitty.

>>150579595
Shut the fuck up! I know what you're trying to say!

>>150579555
i think it's funnier that most MLB games even going back to the early 2000s allow you to have the umps get calls wrong lol

>>150579367
Bregman’s opting out, Story will probably opt out before his contract expires, Crochet is finally being exposed, Gio is basically a cointoss every night on whether he’ll pitch well or not, all our 2nd basemen suck except for Ceddane who’s actually an outfielder, our young talented players like Casas, Mayer and Roman Anthony can’t stay healthy, and you have to hold your breath every night whenever we call the bullpen unless it’s a situation for Whitlock & Chapman.

Might as well take the cyanide pill now.

>>150579522
Not if we have anything to say about it

how much longer til mettiejetties?

>>150579652
soon

>>150579607
how young are you that you don't recognize the superdome?

>Mets fans have to look forward to the JETS when the Mets play like shit
holy crap that's the saddest thing I've ever heard

>>150579626
Casas is only talented at being a weirdo, striking out and getting injured.

Ded genny football mogs

>>150579687
Atleast they have the netties and the islanders

>>150579522
>nocontextmargepost
I’m assuming this is Charlotte?

my cowgirls are playing today. looking forward to receiving a dozen texts of seethe from my dad as we disappointed for the umpteenth year in a row kek

>>150579687
im looking forward to silksong and playing pickleball

>>150579715
It's one of America's only three cities

>>150579715
>>150579607
George Bush doesn't care about these anons

>>150579676
Over 30.

>>150579695
No one cares about mutt collide egg. Soccer mogs

>>150579742
Tennessee Williams was a homo who only cared about the places he could get his bussy gaped the best

How long until the Padres relocate to a city that deserves a baseball team? Do San Diegans honestly believe their attendance is sustainable with a fairweather transplant population? Besides with all the implosions and increases in downtown parking they're turning their backs and following SDFC so no point in dragging things out and keeping the Padres there to die a slow death.

>>150579548
rename them to what

>>150579742
A lot has changed in the past 60 years. Pretty sure New Orleans hasn't (or has maybe just now) recovered their tourist numbers from pre-hurricane. Nobody is flocking to New Orleans other than for one specific event where they come to trash your city and then fuck off.

>>150579816
nobody cares about the parking shit as much as you think

>>150579626
Is this true?

>>150579694
you’re right, I’m being super lenient here, but if he didn’t have glass bones and paper skin we wouldn’t have had to spend money on a playoff-push guy like Lowe (even though we’re getting bounced in the WC series)

Why is MLB so fucking boring compared to Koshien?

>>150579817
New Orleans Hurricanes

>>150579844
People don't go to Petco to watch baseball. They go there to take pictures and fuck off to the Gaslamp after the 5th inning

>>150579833
New Orleans is so dire that the most feral, violent, criminal element fled for another city and immediately made that city worse, yet somehow New Orleans didn't improve at all from it. It's still a disaster.

far more likely an AL Central team or the Rays move than the Padres do in this century

>>150579816
>Padres relocate to a city that deserves a baseball team
3 years at best. Petco's naming rights to their ballpark ends after the 2028 season. 20 years is considered old and dilapidated in American stadium lifespan.

>>150579872
>thing
>thing, Japan

>>150579899
San Diego is a large city with a very high QOL and lots of money. Nobody is going anywhere. If anything the Chorgers are regretting their decision.

fuck off fuwawa. no one gives a shit about your shitty bait

The Yankees should relocate if we're being real here, New York has lost the need for an MLB team

>>150579742
>>150579761
If I can’t immediately identify a city from its skyline, it doesn’t deserve an MLB team.

>>150579958
But they’re a Jersey team?

If any NL West team is moving it's the Diamondbacks purely because it's becoming impossible to play baseball in Arizona considering 1/2 the season will be in over 110 degree weather

>>150579913
why are gaijins like this?

you can purchase parking at one of the parking garages directly adjacent to petco for like $11.

>>150579872
you just like staring at teenage cheerleaders you creep

>>150579997
can't they just close the roof and kick on the ac?

Bellinger is opting out, Stanton will probably age out before his contract expires, Fried is finally being exposed, Gil is basically a cointoss every night on whether he’ll pitch well or not, all our 3rd basemen suck except for Caballero who’s actually an outfielder, our young talented players like Yarborough, Rice and Volpe can’t stay healthy, and you have to hold your breath every night whenever we call the bullpen unless it’s a situation for Bednar & Weaver.

Might as well take the cyanide pill now.

>>150580056
To cool a facility that big is bad for the environment.

>>150580056
they've been doing that this year and you still see players drenched in sweat before the first half of the first inning is even over

For me, it's the Utah Padres.

>>150580088
fuwawa would be a fan of the chihuahuas, why are you like this?

LA should have 4 teams. Athletics and Padres should move to LA

>>150580156
Southern California should have all 30 teams.

Baseball should have no teams.

LA will only have the WNBA left once LeBron retires. Yeah, doesn't even matter if they have the Dodgers lol

>>150580079
the team secured funding from the city this year to make improvements to the stadium. The efficiency of the AC in recent history is bad, but by next season it should be alot cooler in there.

nu in a few

>>150579505
When will Manfred step in and do something about this?

>>150580088
kys

>>150580308
Indoor baseball is lame as fuck but I guess it beats playing on dusty dead brown grass in 115 degrees and fans dying in the stands.

San Diego's rugby team SD Legion recently became the California Legion, where they will play a majority of them games in LA. I can see this potentially working for the Padres if they merged with the Angels in lieu of completely losing their team, but that is the best solution I can see.

>>150580382
Both of those scenarios suck. Move the team to Portland

>>150580430
Portland already has the Sea Dogs

doggie doo 'em!

>>150580382
yea the indoor stadiums pale in comparison to their outdoor counterparts, but without it we don't have baseball in AZ, TX, or FL. One of the stadium upgrades the sneks made right away was fixing the roof so they could open and close it safely with people inside

Why is /mlb/ trying to manifest a Padres relocation

>>150580510
>but without it we don't have baseball in AZ, TX, or FL
is this supposed to be a bad thing?

Why does San Diego even need the Padres? They already have so many great teams like SDFC, SD Wave, Growlers, Gulls, Sharks, Strike Force, Seals, etc. You cant sustain all those teams if you have the Padres dragging you down.

>>150580537
ignore the fuwawa autist

so can we all agree to not use any of the other threads in the catalog and instead post 3 more threads? or whats the plan here kek

Manfred better watch his back...
>“This isn’t the Globetrotters. We’re building a sport,” Cole said. “I have Little Leagues reaching out every day that they say they want to do Banana Ball League. They don’t want to play regular baseball, their kids want to play Banana Ball. They want to have a yellow banana ball, the first ball that they pick up. It’s different. My seven-year-old kid, that’s all he does is trick plays now.”

>>150580430
If there’s any city in the U.S. that can house both a MLB and AA team, it’s Portland

>>150576776
Fucking explain yourselves you Cocksucking Assholes! You MotherFucking Umps stole this game from the Yankees last night! Fucking piece of Shits! You Fucking Dicks!

You won't Fucking get away with this Bullshit! These games are too Fucking important to have this MotherFucking coming in and just Fucking all the shit up, just wrecking what should be a good game! FUCK YOU!

>>150580702
Based. Fuck Manfred

>>150576776
90% is still an A-, by the way.

>>150576776
the final out still would've been a strike in an ABS world

>>150580699
costco thread is next, then muncy, then smash burger

>>150580832
You MotherFucking Shitbirds already stole this Fucking game, it should never have even come to that!

>>150580702
bananaball is the stupidest shit ive ever seen

Just Jazz being Jazz doing Jazz things.

it's up!
>smith is kill
>rushing
>conforto
at least Kim is starting

>>150580702
Maybe converting the Padres into a Bananaball team seems like a great idea. They're already a comedy team in MLB.

>>150580702
Having runs AND points is enough to make me hate that shit.

>>150580955
>saying this like the dodgers didn't spend the first half of the season forcing Kike onto the mound so he could do funny dances and impressions in 4 run games

>>150580873
or, you know, leave the muncythread out to die.

>>150580905
>>150580959
Have you considered that you just hate fun?

>>150580935
Snell has kind of been getting Fucking lucky. His WHIP this year is really high, and xERA is almost 1.5 points higher than his ERA.

>>150579742
Was there really a time when New Orleans was that great of a city? I've always thought it was a muggy swamp shithole.

@grok please generate an image of Dodger Stadium standing for the national anthem with Dave Roberts and a bunch of weeb mascots front and center, and the crowd is also 90% brown.

…oh wait, sorry never mind, >>150580985 already exists.

If the Guardians played in a big city, would anyone have tolerated Clase being on indefinite leave for as long as he has? Kind of BS for that to happen in the middle of a playoff race and just have it keep getting extended.

>>150581060
shouldn't have gambled bro*
*without a translator to pin it on

>>150580955
Rude...

>Bananaball at Petco Park is tomorrow and Saturday
I'm assuming 2poo and Mococo are going?

>>150581153
Forgot your avatar Fuwawa

>>150581153
Fuwawa and Mococo are going to be the special guest. Better than having Hosmer lol

>>150581037
i went in with an open mind, it's just retarded

>>150581226
You might not be white enough to understand it

>>150579626
also our designated hitter is batting .220

>>150580955
hey that wasn't nice :(

>>150581244
I am White and do understand it. Again, it's retarded.

>>150581153
>>150581195
>A Bananaball game will have the highest baseball game attendance in Petco Park history

My doyers are getting swept today

>>150581245
Who, Yoshida? He’s batting .242, which is somehow considered an okay BA in the year of our Lord 2025.

>>150581417
My M's already got swept.

I need it

Brewers will reach the world series final.

Phillies will collapse.

>>150581417
lol we suck. I really dont care what happens at this point, I'm just watching to see how this season end and who friedman is going to dump (hopefully Teo/Scott).

>>150581374
I remember reading that the team played at Coors earlier this year. They were probably able to fill seats that probably hadn’t been sat in since the Clinton administration.

>>150581374
It was nice when you were banished

>>150581505
Phils lost their best player and are still super juicy. I think they've got a good shot this year

>>150581634
I will gladly donate my arteries to Zack Wheeler to ensure that they’ll beat the doyers in the ‘yoffs

>>150581505
broors will choke in the NLDS as is tradition

>>150581505
>Brewers will reach the World Series
oh, to be a young baseball fan discovering the MLB again…

>>150581417
Based

>>150581505
And that's a fact! Go crew!

>>150581505
phillies only collapse against non-entities and they're not facing the mets in the nlds or cs so they're making it to the world series this year

>>150581417
Where's the sox hat?

Guys, football is on today. For real this time

>>150582362
there are more games to watch in the rest of the MLB season than handegg will play in the rest of theirs. im good og, watching once a week and shitposting the rest of the days doesn't jive with me

>>150582450
>watching once a week and shitposting the rest of the days doesn't jive with me
get a job

>>150582465
mb, I forgot handegg watchers only have 4 hours of freetime a week to watch their sport

>>150582528
kek based... KEK BASED TELL EM

Let’s go Astros

>>150582528
got him!

omikekkies

>>150582465
The Gay Football League!!!
Football is GAY!!!

>>150580201
then who would play the games?
you really haven’t thought this through

Hey now watching roided up nogs in tights and makeup is as american as eating apple pie

>>150582528
got'em kek

>>150582528
Bazed...

>>150582362
>more NFC East slop
pass, that division isn't what it used to be

kek philthies

>>150582718
paul “no seams” skenes

>>150582718
>eagles on top
>Washington relevant and make bring the redskins name back

I like when the Cowboys lose.

>>150582718
Skenes stated on the mookie betts podcast that he only cares about baseball.

>>150582790
Will xhehawk fans cheer for the Pete Carroll raiders?

recycle>>150572333
>>150572333
>>150572333

Now what?

recycle
>>150572332
>>150572332
>>150572332

RECYCLE
>>150572332
>>150572437
>>150572333

recycle
>>150572333
>>150572333

good job guys

>>150582825
muncyfags get the rope

>thread is dead
>recycle 2 old threads
wtf

>>150582850
welcome to /mlb/

>>150582850
>one of the four threads is dead
>"Let's make three new ones!"

>>150582816
>>150582811
no