Thread 150363234

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NYM: Nolan McLean allowed four runs and two hits without walking a batter and striking out seven in seven innings to earn the win 12-7 over the Braves on Friday
TEX: Wyatt Langford went 2-for-4 with two runs scored, a double and a home run against the Guardians on Friday
HOU: Jeremy Peña went 2-for-5 with a home run, a double, and four RBI in a chaotic 10-7 win over the Orioles on Friday
MIN: Justin Topa tossed a scoreless 1 2/3 innings and picked up the save against the White Sox on Friday
PHI: Jhoan Duran allowed two hits and two runs – one earned – with three strikeouts in one inning of work to take a blown save and loss on Friday against the Nationals
STL: Nathan Church went 2-for-4 with a two-run home run against the Rays on Friday
BAL: X-rays on the injured right hand of Orioles’ third baseman Coby Mayo came back negative for any fractures on Friday
COL: Thomas Harding of MLB.com reports that the Rockies plan to promote McCade Brown from Double-A Hartford to start against the Pirates on Sunday

mariners btw

kek doyerpacos fuming

FIRST for POODRES HAVE NO RINGS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

doggie doos kek

>>150363234 (OP)
'stros

Mets :)

Dodgers were cheated tonight.

>>150363244
Nintendo Ass team

Tigods

Mariners!

Doyerpacos and Poodrepacos fighting again

[W]
gg Angels see you tomorrow

>>150363259
Cram it, fundie!

>>150363259
Chadres were cheated every single game last series

[vv] Tucker homered PCA homered. Booyah! CUBS WIN
gg angels cya tmrw

>>150363262
kiss the patch, you little bitch.

GG Cubs.
Painful way to lose that one.

doyerhermanos… I don’t feel so good >>150363251
>>150363251

>>150363281
>>150363276
vvased!!

>>150363271
>Vagiants
>Faggotbacks
Kek...KEK

surely NICKURTZ will not tie the ballgame on the first pitch from gabe speier

>>150363279
now do the padres version

>doyerpaco meltdown every single time the padres win
it's a clowny clown world!!

Let them Metsies roll, 10-4

>>150363284
whos this broad?

>>150363279
Mickey doo em!

>>150363298
thank god

>>150363296
please no racism outside of /b/ saar

How my za looking?

Look at it, look and wheap poodres fans you will never have rings bitch fuck you obsessed rent free bitches

>>150363305
It's Anne Hathaway, you silly goose!

>>150363314
Like cum and turds

Chadres are going to sweep and there is nothing you doyerpacos can do about it kek

DAMN IT YOU REDS
DAMN IT

>>150363314
I'm bout to toss a frozen za in the oven myself

>>150363322
But enough about your sister

cmon Sneks

>>150363314
Not as good as mine

HANG (the K on) NICKURTZ

doggiedoos kek!

>>150363321
got any vids of her peeing and/or shitting?

>>150363340
KEK!!!

were the doyer fans like this when they lost the division to the Jints 4 years ago?

>>150363300
how is this possible? It's like that magic hankie trick?

>>150363336
Not a competition but looking good chappy

poopoopeepeecacadoodoodoyers KEK

>>150363336
Looks like a massacre in Gaza

>>150363340
>>150363340
O KEK

>>150363339
Woah dude you can't hang Nick Kurtz

>>150363305
The greatest actress of our generation

Does /mlb/ like Osamason?
https://youtu.be/8L13483CU9Y

>>150363329
why aren't there any better evening snack options? I do this shit 3-4 times a week it seems like.

>>150363358
nice...got any vids of her pissing and/or pooping?

>>150363358
>greatest actress
so, what, top 20 actor?

Can I haz Yu Darvish dad?
>Chihuahas beating 12-1 in the bottom 9
That’s a win

not the discord again, doggiesissters…

>>150363308
What's wrong, don't you want Hololive baseball fans hanging out at Gallagher Square?

>>150363361
Try some fresh fruits and vegetables :)

Anyone want to buy my pooping or pissing vids?

>>150363361
glad I was able to ween off my “dozen frozen taquitos a night” phase

>>150363382
>>150363331
>chin diapers
KWAB

>>150363384
are you lindsey?

Meh. GG Poodres. See you tomorrow.

Guys, football was on today

>>150363382
lmfao this nigga wearing a mask

>>150363361
Based takes too long to shit poster

>>150363391
Who gives a fuck, baseball is 100 times more interesting than football

jp doubleford :)
>challenged
jp toogreedyford :(

>>150363389
you got fucking RAPED by fat chadre cock lmaooooo

>>150363391
the balls are made out of WHAT?!?

>>150363375
Take Cease

What's Clayton Kershaw's skin color?

>>150363413
That's my shortstop :)

>>150363413
first place in NL west, padres

>>150363350
>>150363353
Ok. How about now?

w e w

>>150363340
mercy...MERCY!!!

I would hate fuck Fuwawa

>>150363419
Is closet queen a race? Me thinks the Kershy doth protest too much.

>>150363424
I lovehate having the Reds as my “National League team”

>>150363438

welcome to my entire life

reminder that no team has lost more world series than the dodgers. 14 of the yankees 27 rings were won by beating the doyers

>>150363429
d o g g i e
o
o
s

>doyerpacx still seething
KEK

it's time

Cool it with the racism guys! We’re all the same inside!

>>150363443
dodgers lost those world series on purpose for entertainment purposes so technically they won all of them

WHAT

>>150363413
Padres won this game btw

faggotbacks….

Pitcher's should follow Jon Lester's example and just not touch the ball after they're thrown a pitch

>>150363442
sneks shitting the bed though

does this mean padres have to take down all those "1st place for 48 hours" banners?

Snekkie doos kek

Last call!

>>150363478
bro they're still tied

>>150363484
tied for what place?

>>150363478
kek seethe bitch

>>150363473
AUROBOROS
THE END IS NEIGH

>>150363474
Why do they always throw it?? Would have been fine with runners on first and second and no out.

Why do the Mariners have a woman in the booth? Does she have major league experience?

KISS THE FUCKING RING
FUCKING KISS IT
NOW

surely soder tylerstrom will not tie the ballgame

why

>>150363488
The Dodgers still have 1st place because they have the regular season series clinched, meaning they still lead even if they're tied

>>150363490
no… NO!!

>>150363499
team concubine

>>150363506
tied for what place?

>>150363500
do you want me to kiss the mickey or minnie ring?

>>150363508
hey baby, you're pretty hot

>>150363505
should have kept bunting

cincinnati arizona play at the plate reminds me of this https://www.mlb.com/phillies/video/craig-kimbrel-in-play-out-s-to-orlando-arcia-zh42ai

tough to overturn that

noooooo

fuwawa breast milk

>>150363510
KISS THE FUCKING RING
I'M NOT PLAYIN NO MORE
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SHIT POVERTY TEAM

>>150363514
kek the color commentator

>>150363499
yes

GO AS GO

>>150363515
should’ve rode Woo to the end

He's right

>>150363527
john kruk had zero faith in castellanos to make that throw lol

>>150363520
KEK

It keeps happening.

Marinsaars kek

>>150363537
that's the sole reason I saved it :)

>>150363542
just get two outs msbro what are you doing?

>>150363533
>"Now"
fuck's sake redditors suck but an actual fauxmoi redditor???

>>150363537
that's sad desu

LGM

>>150363547
>>150363554

>saves pictures of poodres failures
>I'm not obssesed with you, we live rent free in your head yea

doggiedoos kek seething and ring posting like stankeedoos kek!

okay, one more

>>150363555
amen

I swear munoz always makes it more interesting than it ever needs to be

>>150363559
kek they really do be like that

>>150363559
This will always bring a smile to my face

Cmon As

Rooting for the slerpientes rn sorry winky

THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME

SEVEN NATION ARMY AGAIN YAAAAAAAAAAS!

fug

damn what an AB by Marte

not even close

Kek winky doos

>>150363577
I miss Winker

Ketel Marte, son of Starling.

munoz.... gotta hand it to the dominican retard though. gg A's see ya tomorrow

>>150363591
not so much by Carroll though

>>150363577
rooting for the reds

sigh…

Sneks

>>150363558
>>150363559
you brought this on yourselves

>>150363596
Same he seems to light a fire when he’s in the lineup

>>150363577
>>150363596

>barely winning against the Dodgers is like winning a WS for poodrepacos
kek

oh they seething kek

>>150363302
>Let them Metsies roll, 10-4
Metsies are feeling GOOOOOD!

>>150363604
you know you want a playoff rematch

I wanna shoot myself in the head when a crowd chants Seven Nation Army

felt bad for poodrepedos chanting beat LA in a regular season game when they have been spanked all season kek

>>150363604
scared?

more like elly de la SNOOZE
KEK RESD

wow

doyerpacos seething kek

nice defense

>>150363637
You wanna shoot it off
Your head when the crowd sings that song so well.
Everyone knows about it.
And you just whisk they would all go to hell.
And if you hear it one more time you’re gonna lose it and commit seppuku.
And that ain’t what you wanna hear but that’s what you’ll do.

Comfy Bakespie thread.

SEA SNEKS GONNA SNEAK UP ON YA

GG Reds

well

Sneks win

>>150363682
sorry winkyfren, nothing personnel

>>150363685
>>150363685
>>150363685
Nu
I’m drunk

>>150363693
no you're just retarded

Manfred should be hanged.

Mets are now 1.5 games up on the Reds for the final Wild Card spot

His name sounds like lord ass

That's a Metsiners vvin!

>>150363689

month of ball left. we'll see if sal comes up

poodrepedos seething lol

>>150363717
based

GayGay Blegay DFA when

Feed me your fish taco Lauren…

>>150363778
how chunky/creamy do we think her typical deposits tend to be?

>>150363723
not associated

>>150363783
On fish taco night? Probably a little loose but nothing to be concerned about.

>>150363788
There's plenty to go 'round!

>>150363792
god i bet those giblets are delectable

>>150363796
he’s got a point

>>150363796
Metsiners :)

metsiners :)

Fuck your stupid broships and fuck New York. Go away

>>150363818
Let me guess, flyovercuck?

>>150363818
what's your team?

>>150363811
>>150363816
>Metsiners World Series brings instrumentality to the genny
>No more anger and alienation
It’s the good ending tbqh

>>150363828
best coast actually
>>150363832
I'm an actual Mariners fan not this stupid forced broship faggot shit

Metsniers will never happen.

>>150363838
They meme'd their way into a little league classic game. Manfred surely has some bot scraping the internet and saw an unusual interest in the Mets/Mariners for some reason and put that shit together.

>>150363840
>It's okay, you don't have to tell anybody you like the Mets...

>>150363850
Yeah it was le epic meme magic!!’ Definitely not just mlb scheduling the game

>>150363847
I agree, Metsiners is a lock thoughever

/mlb/ is for frens.

Mariners-Brewers WS would be a better outcome for two franchises that never won a first ring in history

pls pretend to like my team fren

>>150363868
fren (>^_^)>

my cubgeleweroyastronerkeedgeriantigerpolitanatsox won/lost that game

>>150363885
tfw

how are tigers the favortites to win the al?

nobody is scared of them and they are overachieving, red sox, yankees, blue jays, mariners, all scarier tbqh

>>150363898
cubs too

late but good game pads i was drivin'

>>150363898
>Yankees
Not so fast sneakydoo kek

>>150363902
some friend of plants you are. poisoning our earth mother gaia with noxious carbon dioxide

>>150363898
the AL just ain’t that good. I feel like if the tigers wore the Yankees jerseys no one would have issue with them being the favorite

cubs suck

Chadres win! GG doyers, this team would win lots of games if Mike Shildt stop being a retard and bench Arraez and or start him on 8-9th hole. O'Hearn is so amazing, idk why Shildt being a bitch about defending mr silver slugger champion. Now time to check out 24 hour casino nearby....

>>150363885
>cubs
>angels
>brewers
>royals
>astros
>mariners
>yankees
>dodgers
>giants
>tigers (possibly rangers too)
>metropolitans
>nationals
>sox (of indeterminable color)
central broship bros… this is incane

>>150363959
I will find you 2hu

>>150363959
throw a chip on 33 and 24 for me at the roulette table. I have a good feeling about them. trust me

Mariners

:)

>https://x.com/Ash_Padres/status/1959110219835089330?t=mhjBeXQ-p8hZKuGPL46Pxw&s=19

>goyim challenge against the (((fundies )))) trusted umpire
>mad ass God chosen umpire rabbi shaking his head in disagreement

Look at that nose of that schnozers!

>>150363284
why is she so wet

>>150363999
nigga his name is guccione it says it in the quote tweet

>>150364009
Yeah but his nose is pretty big.....

>>150364013
italians are just jews that are bad with money

>>150363999
>>150364009
>>150364013
>ey im fuckin rabbi-in ova hea-uh

congrats to the padres for their ersatz world series win this evening! i'm not mad by the way, do not report that i am mad.

Curse of the Squirrelino will hit like crack on a certain fossil franchise with 27 million B.C. championships

>>150363778
I love her. she's my favorite Topps MLB card I own

Squirrel delay? That's nuts nigga!

>>150363999
2hu who the fuck taught you english
what the fuck are you even saying

>>150364047
I said what I said

>>150364045
look at the nose of that schnozers!

>>150357470
Told ya!

recycle at 500
>>150363234 (OP)
>>150363234 (OP)
>>150363234 (OP)

The Brewers don't scare me at all. Not one bit. Bring em on

Yep, the yankees aren't winning anything this season

>>150364147
Everyone knows Milwaukee is losing in the NLDS. Miz will get torched

Daily reminder:

Since 9/11 the Marlins have as many World Series titles as the New York Yankees

>>150364153
Not sure Miz will even start a game for them, he's got insane stuff but he has no command over his fastball

>>150364165

osama bin samson?

Hey guys. 2hus husband here! Thanks for coming to the cookout. And GG Doyers! Now me and the wifey are gonna make sexy time.
Go padres!

>>150364189
I used to love the dan le batard show and I liked the running bit of all of the members barely being able to hide how much they hated him

>>150364218

billy still doesn't, because he's an old media demigod

>>150364206
hmu when you can talk him into a 3 way

Fuck his azz boh

>>150363898
>yankees
>mariners
Scarier
lol

Jarvis, Photoshop Dat fat funky Muncy in a broor uniform

>>150363971
nice. I should add some more to it.

Late nite /mlb/, comfy hours

vgh

>>150364628

where did you get this pic of me

>>150364628
Comfy!

>>150364628
I can't stay up to 3 am anymore even on the weekends. My body physically will not let me.
I miss being a teenager and pulling all nighters playing video games with friends

>>150365176
you're not old until you start nodding off in front of the screen

>>150365176
go to bed

that funky muncy

>>150365953
source?

u kno them tigers won again

my Mets :)

>>150363999
this is undeniable proof the league is propping up the Dodgers

projected standings

lfg

>>150367846
boring ass fucking grid with too many choices

gm

>>150367000
tigers are gonna go 13-19 to finish the year? what retard came up with this

>>150368102
gm

Holy freakin crap Lois

>>150368102
>>150369154
Gay mets lad

Umpbros...I don't feel so good...
https://x.com/heatdaddy69420/status/1959018958256054293

kek doyerpacos

>>150367000
>AL Beast strikes again
Yes plz manfred add the Phillies and Mets kek.

We are over 3/5ths of the way to nu…tho.

Blessed are the Numinders for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven

>>150367000
I'm a new tigers fan and this is dumb

go mets

>>150366611
didn't they blow that game?

>>150370285
Some fellas after the game too

David Price, son of Chris Sale

>retires
>can’t fill the hole at 3B
the raped

>banned from the game
>relocated to foreign country
>demoted to the minors
the rapists

>banned from the game
>relocated to foreign country
>demoted to the minors
the raped

thank god the padres arent going to wear those uniforms again next year. goddamn its ugly

>>150370569
It’s as bad as every 1-2 round city connect.

cope on em doggiedoos

>>150370569
nah they're dope

>>150370562
How is he banned from MLB if every accusation has been dropped? More like MLB teams are too pussy to sign him.

>>150370569
unless they make them an alternate like the red sox did

>>150370842
Because he sucks ass? He is getting raped in npb, and no one likes him over there because he's such a dick head

>>150370846
Nah Nike has a contract that says the City Connects have to be retired after 5 years, they're gunna have a different version next year

trevor bauer may not have raped those women but he wants to rape them again

>>150370992
kek!

>>150370992
There won't be any October baseball in NY.

I am now convinced the White Sox have the worst Friday uniforms, why the fuck would you reference another sport's team on your color choices?

>>150371113
Chiraq is a basketball-first city

You're coming to our concert today r-right? I thought /vt/ and /mlb/ are bros?

Jacques

>>150371159
Wouldn't it be 10 hours since you're going to be stuck and harassed and assaulted by guards and customs on both sides of the border?

>>150371208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8Nk43SXJac

>>150371208
and Indians

>>150371264
>and Indians
Guardians.

>>150370842
He's not still banned officially. He's blacklisted because of his behavior over his career. HE blacklisted HIMSELF.

It is day 1 of Hololive concert in New York and later the Dodgers to take back the top of the NL West. BAU BAU!

you ready to get spanked again doyerpacos?

>>150371301
>lives in New York
>follows the Doyers
>obsessed with the Padres
kek

DINGER
DINGER

>>150371307
Poodres couldn't score a run against Glasnow last week. What do you think will make the difference?

i thought the doyers were gonna win 120 games this year? what happened?

>>150371301
You’re the biggest faggot itt and it was better when you left

>>150371307
The robots have determined that the Padres don't stand a chance, my friend

Redsbros, how we feeling after last night’s brutal loss and the Mets’ blowout win?

TiGods just became unbeatable.

>Starting the guy that got absolutely mindfucked in the World Series last year in a crucial game
Poodres are dumb

>>150371393
not having doyer sponsored umps will make the difference

does altitude actually matter for the pitch at all or is it just a commentator meme?

>>150371497
They don’t teach 8th grade science in Denmark?

>>150371406
Pitching injuries, mental mistakes, and total confidence collapses

>>150371491
It's the same crew moron. I knew Poodrepacos were dumbshits, and this proves it.

>>150371505
they sure do, but we dont use sports as analogies so im not that profiecient with that

>>150371497
Hi, Denmark.

>>150371497
attitude matters more than altitude

>>150371497
everything matters for the pitch
it has to be, dare i say, "pitch perfect". haha

>>150371523
dont care chadres will win. also mow my lawn paco

>>150367000
poodrepacos seething lol

>>150371541
“They say your attitude determines your latitude. Well I’m higher than a motherfucker, flyer than a motherfucker.” - Kanye West

>>150371523
so you admit the umps blatantly favor LA

fagdres kek

doyerpacos seething kek

>>150367000
Nice Excel spreadsheet, nerd

padgays coping hard KEK

>>150371599
They work for Manfred and he does not want to see small market teams in the World Series. Even if it means fucking them over in the regular season.

>>150371477
>crucial game
its still the regular season doyerpaco

>>150371654
all the Euro tourists will convert to baseball fans

>>150371644
and you're saying that doesn't bother you?

>>150371716
dont like football myself but i doubt theyll convert considering baseball is always played after midnight here in eu. timezones are baad

the worlds erie’s is for the world

Seattle Mariners.

>>150368124
Didn't the tigers just go like 1-11 recently?

have a good feeling about my jays today

jays more like gays

>>150371843
whoa, take that back

>>150371843
tread carefully, jens

poodrepacos eternally coping and seething lol

>>150371843
>>150371854
>>150371863

>>150371863
>>150371854
okay okay pierre and jean-marc, i dont want bad blood i take it back

>>150371761
The dodgers vt fag does not contribute anything to the genny beyond celebrating the padres losing. He’s a mentally ill pedophile.

>doyerpacos cant stop thinking about the Chadres
kek

>>150372022
this but the opposite lol

>>150372064
I'm a girl thou

>>150372071
wanna kiss?

>>150372071
are you the kind of girl who still has her penis though?

>>150372094
Um those aren't girls lol
>>150372085
No creep

Doyerpacos got mindraped by psychogang then lost to the poodres in the same day kekaroo doggiedoos

Da Cubs

Da Cubs

>>150372329
>>150372365
cubs lost.

dua lipa is 30

poodrepacos can't meme lol

>>150372401
Cubs won that game

gm mariners nation

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD tonight?

>>150372408
does she play baseball

>>150372408
irene is 34

>>150372461
We need back to back nights with a fight at the bat rack now more than ever.

>>150372532
Indeed.

>>150372540
Honestly I have been very heartened by the lineup, they have looked locked in since the Msbros series. But the bullpen is still trash, they gave up five runs in the 8th and 9th. And even Rogers got in on blowing a game against the Nats. If the Mets make the offs we will need severe rng to win the pennant; my only solace is the dodgers, padres, and cubs have all had similar rough patches, and so have all the AL contenders. Maybe >we can call up Sproat and push Holmes back to the bullpen where he clearly belongs.

Yankees about to take another hot load today

>>150372637
BEAT THE METS
BEAT THE METS
STEP RIGHT UP AND SWEEP THE METS

Have you ever met a Met? If so which ones?

>>150372706
kek yup!

>>150372772
I met Mrs. Met in my room

We are over 4/5ths of the way to nu tho.

>>150372706
I don’t think the game will be close this time. Not like the others. I have a feeling.

>>150372772
I met Pedro Martinez, who was once a Met

>>150372818
>I met Mrs. Met in my room
Rely?

gm

Everyone wanna hate da boy genius for not signing a "big name" pitcher to a 200M contract, then you remember we have Nolan McClean, plus Brandon Sproat and Jonah Tong on the way, and Christian Scott coming back from injury.

Crazy how the Mets' version of the NY logo exudes class and sophistication while the Yankees' evokes images of greasy wops and shady shylocks

>>150372772
me and recker

>>150373027
this was an attack...

>>150372434
good morning friend.

>>150372818
Why are you posting with a US flag all of a sudden?

>>150372903
IS THAT THE BEAST’S OWNER FROM THE SANDLOT??
OH MY LANTA!

mariners have the best bullpen in baseball. three mvp level position players and two cy young level starting pitchers, like it or not, we are are the team to beat in the AL. sorry if you disagree but you know its true.

>>150373034
yes...YES!!!

>>150373061
We'll make the way you just follow behind us fren.

>>150373027
they both evoke the latter to me

>>150373183
A fair point... but have you considered the Mariners vs the Playoffs?

kek
https://youtu.be/t4ODWCv0Go0

>>150373183
>three MVP level position players
besides Cal who are you talking about? Julio and Ayoheyno?

Stankeedoo 'em!
Stankeedoo 'em!
Stankeedoo 'em!

Time for the Stankees’ daily spanking

>>150373296
cal is the mvp favorite and having the best catcher season of all time

julio is on track for 6 fwar which is mvp level

suarez is on track for 50 hr which is also mvp level

cope and sneed

the yankees don't even stank like doo though...

>>150373385
>julio is on track for 6 fwar which is mvp level
>suarez is on track for 50 hr which is also mvp level
I'm not even trying to be a hater but Jrod and Suarez have zero shot at MVP. Cal should win it imo, but you could argue that Judge is more valuable to the yankees because of the absolute circus they have been.

Reminder a squirrel just cursed your poverty new york franchise just like a black cat would curse the scubs

>>150373451
i said they are mvp level not that they will win it

but they will probably all be top 15 or so in mvp voting which means they are mvp candidates

>>150373061
>>150373230
it's time for baybaw
BEAT TO QUARTERS!

>>150373533
swab my poop deck

I just wanna watch the yankees commit embarrassing errors so we can make webms of them.

Spankeedoo 'em

Any oldfags remember Trevor Story's first week in mlb?
>Story recorded his first career hit, a three-run home run off Zack Greinke, in his second major league at bat. He hit another home run in his next plate appearance, becoming the seventh player to hit two home runs in one game against Greinke,[17] the first National League player to hit two home runs in his debut and the first Major League Baseball player to hit two home runs in his debut on Opening Day.[18] The following day, Story hit another home run, becoming only the third player ever to hit three home runs in his first two games, following Charlie Reilly and Joe Cunningham.[19] On his third day in the major leagues, he hit a two-run home run off Arizona's Patrick Corbin, becoming the first player in MLB history to hit a home run in each of his first three games and a home run in each of his first four hits.[20]

>In his fourth game, Story hit two home runs against the San Diego Padres, becoming the first rookie to hit home runs in his first four games,[21] and the first player in major league history to hit six home runs in the first four games of any season.[22] He hit another home run in his sixth game, off Brandon Maurer,[23] setting the MLB record for the most home runs (7) in a team's first six games, eclipsing the previous record of six home runs in six games set by Larry Walker, Mike Schmidt and Willie Mays.

OH MY SCIENCE HONEY BRONX BUDS IS AIRING AFTER TONIGHT’S YANKEES GAME

Crochet just MINDFUCKED Judge

how to clothes for my dog that is build a bear.

>>150373801
holy freakin crap lois

>>150373800
Imagination turns to fantasizing to the action of which will then playout

>>150373801
Does the W below A's represent wins?

>>150373830
>three (3) Metsies in Winky's top 10
:]

>>150373604
Umps, keelhaul that man.

>>150373844

good morning usa

>>150372408
why is she so greasy?

>>150373866
>Imagination turns to fantasizing to the action of which will then playout
That is very true.

bombston kek

recycle
>>150371030
>>150371030

EARLY RECYCLE in case a loser doyerpaco makes one:
>>150373913
>>150373913
>>150373913

>>150374005
>>150374006
This is so wrong.

>>150373963
Only have pro sport teams you have are in

>>150374006
you just made this thread, retard.

>Michael Kay interviewing the chairman of the FCC
wtf is this faggotry explain yourselves stankeedoos

What is wrong with you retards this general is the only place on this board that regularly makes early threads

>>150374077
my bad

>>150374077
sorry sir!

>>150374077
i'm sorry

>>150374077
that one's on me

>>150374077
I didn’t know

my mistake

>>150374077
honestly, I had no idea

>>150374077
please forgive me?

>>150374077
please, show mercy!

Did I just see a commercial promoting Hamilton Night at Yankee Stadium nigga what the fuck

Guys, football is in

>>150374077
people get so paranoid that some anime-loving doyerpaco is going to make the nu, that there are a plethora of anons that rush to make their own threads while the active one’s still at 450 posts

Why do the Yankees play early but I have to wait until 4pm for my Mets?

>>150374336
Mets play at 7 tonight white boy

im snackin on a fruit cuppy

>>150374287
>Hamilton Night
ZESTY
E
S
T
Y

>>150374299
Fuck your taylor swelcie faggotry

>>150374365
I'm sorry, he had no idea

>>150374313
That's never happened. It's the complete opposite. Muncyfag makes his thread early then someone makes a nu one to post in to spite him and everyone migrates there.

>>150374365
Remember, I’m stuck here in Socal. What they call, “the best coast”. Fuck I hate it here

>>150374077
baseball attracts a very specific type of autist due to all the overengineered statistics
these people don't get out much so they feel special when their thread gets to be the next general

FUCK blackout restrictions
FUCK Rob Manfred
FUCK wasians
FUCK New Jersey

>>150374299
>watching preseason anything

This Roman guy is the real deal huh?

>>150374399
Just move to Texas like they all do

>>150374432
they have a guy from rome playing in ethiopia?

>>150374432
He’s no Jason Shitdingus

>red sux
>RISP less than 2 out

oh boy it's happening again

>>150374452
Yes.

>>150374391
>someone makes a nu one to post in to spite him and everyone migrates there
As well they should.

>red sux
>RISP

>>150374443
We were going too. But then my wife got scared of the tornadoes. I wish we could go back to Jersey but wifey doesn’t want too. She brain washed.

>>150374432
The Roman Empire? Yeah, he’s like Soto but better

>>150374399
then leave, crybaby

>>150374477
What? Red Sux doing absolutely nothing with RISP?

>>150374557
I’m looking into moving up north. Norcal or Oregon/Washington.

>>150374443
they all move to Texas (Austin), Tennessee and the Carolinas. What are you talking about?

>>150374557
Fuck SoCal and fuck your skunk haired governor

>>150374399
Move to Oregon fren. The delis suck but the nature is beautiful and so is the coast. Hopefully we don’t all die in a catastrophic once in a millennium earthquake :D

>>150374399
>>150374538
Marriage is undesirable and socially unproductive. Divorce.

>>150374591
Move to Washington but as close to Idaho and Montana as possible

>>150374564
>>150374519
>>150374474
>>150374611
apologize

HEY KIDS IT'S STORY TIME

>stankeedoo ‘em!
stankeedoo ‘em!
>stankeedoo ‘em!
stankeedoo ‘em!
>stankeedoo ‘em!
stankeedoo ‘em!
>stankeedoo ‘em!
stankeedoo ‘em!

>>150374596
crying this much is very feminine behavior

which of you guys is doing this?

>>150374643
>californian
>talking about masculinity

Go cry about DRUMPF!1111!!!!1 some more in your onions latte

We need recycling

recycle
>>150371030

>>150374667
still crying I see

>>150374692
Crying from laughing at how beta california men are

>>150374595
The idea was to go to Dallas cause her bro lives near their and her cousin

>>150374598
Yea I live it up there. Again… wife thinks she’ll get depressed with the cloudy weather… I miss the rain…

>>150374602
I can’t. We have a kid. I need to be there and show him you can’t just run away when the going gets the tough. Gotta work things out.

>>150374613
Why?

>>150374733
>Crying from laughing
sounds to me like you're just crying

How we feeling Metbros? We winning tonight? We sweeping?

>>150373801
YOUR FINAL ULTIMATE BREAKDOWN 0 REVISIONS OR CHANGES!!!!

>The Power Cube
Tiggers
Cubes
Red Stockings 2

>Icarus
Brewers
Filthies

>Money still doesn't solve everything
Doggie doos
Stinkees

>We don't have money and we have the same problems as teams with money
Blue Gays
Dbacks

Wake me up when September End
Anals
Orange Berds
Red Berds
Green A
Nattys
Red Men
Blue Fish

Comedy Central and Friends
T's
Gourd using Indians of Cleaveland Ohio
Giants Gays of San Francisco
Dethroned Royals of Kansas City Missouri (not actually in Kansas)
Texas Rangers of Dallas Texas
Dads of San Francisco
Trash Can Banging Astronauts of Houston
White Sock of South Side Chicago

>Pie Rats
Pirates

>The Abyss
Rockies...

>>150374755
Because Seattle is antifa assholes

>>150374849
Because laughing at californians makes me do so

>>150374940
hehe blue gays. classic.

>>150373499
squirrels are good luck in st louis