Thread 150226829

>>150226829 (OP)
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LAA: Angels pull off an eighth-inning comeback against the LA Dodgers, powered by a two-out, two-run RBI single from Logan O'Hoppe, to complete the season sweep in the Freeway Series
MIN: Joe Ryan allowed four hits and one run with two walks and seven strikeouts across 6 2/3 innings in a 4-1 win against the Yankees on Wednesday
BAL: Jackson Holliday hit a walk-off double in the ninth inning to give the Orioles a 4-3 win over the Mariners on Wednesday
CHC: According to ESPN’s Jesse Rogers, the Cubs are calling up Owen Caissie to replace the injured Miguel Amaya on the roster
HOU: Yainer Diaz had a two-run homer and an RBI single to lead the Astros past the Red Sox 4-1 on Wednesday
MIA: Jakob Marsee went 4-for-5 with two home runs, a double, seven RBI, and a stolen base in a 13-4 win over the Guardians on Wednesday
LAD: Brock Stewart’s MRI showed no structural damage in the shoulder that put him on the injured list Tuesday
CIN: Making his return from the injured list, Hunter Greene allowed three hits over six innings in the Reds’ 8-0 shutout of the Phillies on Wednesday

is this the thread jays/cubs gamethread?

>>150226936
cub-jay-em!!

>>150226829 (OP)
that's not max muncy

Jays

>>150226829 (OP)
Cringe.
>>150226861
Based.

Tare Ick Skoo Bull should win the AL MVP. Air In Judge and Kevin Rally just aren't doing it for me

>>150226948
no one cares and you posted this late in the last thread like a dummy

Oh wow another Dodgers OP! Surely they won last night?

Schizotypal is fine with an Aaron Judge Mickey Mouse charity MVP

this is not very epicsauce mariners nation

my Mets are cooked

WAOW DOUBLE PLAY NOW THAT'S EPICSAUCE!

>>150226983
Look at that pct genny goers! He hasn't even played for 2 months, how's he gonna get the MVP?

>>150226829 (OP)
Angels

>>150226995
more or less epicsauce than The Sandlot?

>>150227007
i've never seen it

>getting shutout by sugandeeznutso
elite, world series, capable, offensive juggernaut, the Seattle Mariners.

the second half mindFUCKED cal raleigh

>>150227016
it's only the 4th inning, /our/ offense doesn't really kick in until the 9th

>>150227016
Mariners players circadian rhythm are not used to playing in these hours, as west coast players their internal clocks and are at 10:55am right now. Playing this early shouldn't be allowed.

>>150227028
Derby curse

what are your metsiners series predictions?

the second half mindFUCKED eugenio saurez

>>150226983
He deserves MVP doe
There's no argument for Cal other than currently having more home runs despite being a much worse overall hitter
It's pretty likely Judge ends the season as the home run leader anyway

my M's aren't accustomed to foreign climes agreeable to the swarthy races

>>150227049
I’m just trying to make it through today brother

second half 'em though tho

The second half is legend mode, only retards in da port thought Raleigh was going to keep up his mvp trot.

>>150227049
nothing good

why did the mems give hgh to the cals?

>>150227103
Houskek dynasty over o algo

>jaks and frogs
>no tranime
yup i'm thinking we're back

what is seetheatlle going to do when houston signs bregman and tucker again?

>>150227124
It depends on how many wins the current team gets. If they can go 85 at least, they'll probably try to keep the wildcard momentum.

>>150227124
self implode

>>150227146
that's a given regardless of what houston does

FAGGOTners kek!!!

Westburg should've spiked that faggot's ribcage with his cleats.

>oh fuck didn't finish my project for work
>log-on to wfh job at 7 am
>shit the demo with the clients is in 3 hours
>open VS
>furiously type a description of what I need my code to do into copilot
>AI Wizard: Yeah, no problem, here's your program dude just hit go
>it works
>open word
>load all of my coworker's recent project docs into copilot + my program
>"make it look like this"
>AI Genie: easy peasy my man
>it's fine
>demo with clients
>"yeah that looks fine"
>docusign'd
>bullshit my way through more client meetings
>realized I worked seven hours, take lunch, just gotta spend an hour doing my time card
>get to watch mariners, cubs, and phillies baseball for the rest of the day
>mfw good healthcare + WFH + unlimited pto
UNEMPLOYEDCELS SEETHING

The Los Angeles ____ are the frauds of baseball.

holy shit lmao

>>150227073
marinerskun....please go on........without me.......................

Nice tag Cal Retard

>>150227221
he's not playing today

marinkeks down

marinkeks down

i'll be playing civ4 all day instead if you need anything

>>150227203
i refuse to believe VS code has any good agentic LLM
claude code has been the only decent one i've used

>>150227249
This is the year the Astros win the West

Imagine losing the deadline by putting all your chips in some washed 3B who can't hit or field suddenly.

>>150227231
Classic mlb May May

DFA Mitch Garver

Marinkeks should've traded with my Yankees for an offensive catcher. We traded away Augustin Ramirez, Alex Jackson, Rafael Flores, Edgleen Perez, and Jose Trevino.

>>150227254
claude is probably the best I've used too but for what I'm doing copilot is fine and my company pays for my license (actively trying to convince them to get us a claude license with my coworkers)

>>150227335
what do you get paid $15/hour?

>OF Owen Caissie is set to make his Major League debut today for the Cubs in Toronto
Interesting

>>150227343
won't say but not hourly lol

>>150226861
>the injured Miguel Amaya on the roster
Did someone make a new gif of Amaya or should we just use Harper? Same injury

>>150227353
fellow salary chad

>>150227352
>losing the deadline this badly

>>150227335
you can't share a claude sub between people i dont think
gemini is probably smarter than claude (and maybe grok heavy too) but anthropic put a lot of effort into making it good at using tools/claude code so it apparently is a lot better than using e.g. other models and cline.

You can also use claude code and another model with some software that re-routes the API calls, i think i read about people using it with qwen or whatever. I haven't looked much into it myself but it pops up on HN and /g/ sometimes

>bitch han*ger
No kidding, I had to release this guy from my fantasy league team.

Yankees.

>>150226936
>jays/cubs
would they be the jabs or the cuys?

>>150227458
gaycubs lol

>>150227454
the rare good aislop kek

>>150227472
LOL

i hate the mets/yankees/cubs because NYC and chicago ruin the white belt of the usa and it triggers my autism

YOUR chimpcongo >cusb

>>150227454
Yankinals tonight

>>150227472
kekini

>>150227492
Why is the whole country not light blue

>Umps handing out clock violations in a monsoon
BASED

>>150227524
roll for baboone ejection

The Chikaner fits in well here with the other shut-in losers that “experience” the world through their computer screens

>>150227533
jews mostly

imagine not having a retractable roof you can close if it starts raining so you can keep playing the game

>>150227560
yeah we need more schizo spammers, can't have too few of those

>>150227560
I experienced your mom through my computer screen last night and it was worth every penny

>>150227560
t. red state
>>150227492

>midgame rain delay
jesus christ east coasties this is the only way you win games isn't it?

>>150227573
i thought xeattle cared about the environment? that roof uses enough electricity to feed thousands of starving black children each time it moves

Is the new trend for analytics forward teams to bat your worse player 7th or did I dream that up

>>150227573
Why did they bother?

>>150227124
Bregman has 1-2 good years left max. Not worried about him

>>150227623
The Dodgers put theirs at lead-off

>>150227610
At least it's not being a flyover no-roofer

>>150227614
It actually uses a ridiculously low amount of power. It’s basically a lawnmower motor that closes the whole thing

>>150227632
>2 months older than ohtranny
But you think your otaku will be producing for the next decade lol

>>150227648
seattle is flyover too, it's only california and NYC that aren't flyover.

>>150227560
Chikaner will be a real baseball fan by November, he’s already asking the right questions and shitting on the dodgers.

>>150227655
What?

>>150226829 (OP)
Teoscar has been terrible this year. Both on the field and at the plate. BIG mistake signing him again and he's still playing for two more years.

>>150227657
Where on earth would you fly over seattle to get to?

for me its Bellingham WA and a Burmese mountain dog

>>150227695
flyover doesn't literally mean planes have to fly over it, it just means not important.
People don't fly over alaska, does that mean alaska isn't flyover?

>>150227695
East Asia starting from the Texas

>>150227658
i shit on chicanos/hispanics, it just so happens the doyers are their canonical representatives.

other chicano teams (poodres, asstros, cubs) are lesser chicanos and inferior to doyercanos

>>150227717
>The Texas
what in the esl

>>150227713
>flyover doesn't literally mean planes have to fly over it
Yes, it does, stop coping.
>People don't fly over alaska, does that mean alaska isn't flyover?
I've never heard Alaska referred to as flyover.

>>150227730
will you find it in your heart to forgive me

>>150227730
you don't know about the texas?

Which are you watching tonight while your team has off?

>>150227662
Huh?

>>150227752
Sandlot marathon at my place!

dodgers will win WS again. they were down and out last year too and i kept telling my friend
>it's not looking good, man
but then it was

>>150227752
sandlot em! check em!

>>150227776
Oof xDdd

>>150227776
>off by 1
Sandlotbros…. We lost?

>>150227741
>little villages in florida aren't flyover because you don't go between them when you go between LA/SF and NYC/DC
holy cope

>>150227752
I literally only know the one of the left

>>150227769
Meds

The Os and Ms wearing eachother out and suffering through rain delays right before the Os play us. Very cool mother nature, very cool.

>>150227798
A condom would’ve prevented this post

>>150227573
Couldn't be me

>>150227798
please be baiting

>>150227811
Condoms are bad for you

>>150227723
Cusb probably have one of the whiter fan bases in the sport. They’re all gay though they play in boystown

>>150227713
>flyover doesn't literally mean planes have to fly over it
that's literally the definition

>>150227819
Not until my room mate goes to work

BLEH!

been a while since i made an /int/ map
Technically it should only be LA and SF for California btw

>>150227813
>pathetic downtown
>sovless stadium

>>150227830
You have to fly over NYC to get to some airports in new england, is NYC now flyover?

Chikaner still seething about the doyer collapse

Cubbiebros lock up that gay sex when you can

ITFCB

a flyover just flew over my house

>>150227822
Cubs have a stranglehold over the midwest and Wrigley Field is one of the most popular tourist destinations in the world, there's a reason why the 2016 WS was the most watched this century.

>>150227846
Boston, Miami, and Las Vegas are not flyover

>>150227769
Nobody knows more than Dodger fans that regular season dominance has ultimately meant very little with the amount of choking they've done (2022 was particularly brutal). But the team vibes compared to last year just feel a lot different. They've been downright terrible and every time you think they're turning a corner they stink it up again. So I guess we'll see.

>>150227723
>other chicano teams
>cubs
??

Why don't Fenway and Wrigley have a retractable roof?

>>150227872
Neither is New Orleans, Denver, or Chicago. The image was made by a chicano who has never left Baja California; R&I

>>150227846
South Florida is Not Flyover. Northern New Jersey is Not Flyover but Southern New Jersey is Flyover in Denial.

>>150227891
Nah Wrigley doenst need one cause the weather in Chi town is so nice

>>150227893
blud snuck Denver in there like we wouldn't notice

>>150227822
>>150227887
the fans on 4chan are all chicanos and chicago is infested with hispanics, they are not a white fanbase.
see a chic*no right here
>>150227869

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213721035/#q213721035

>>150227893
Shitcago is the flyover capital of the United States lol

>>150227897
>>150227872
kek the latinx in florida are SEETHING at this

>>150227893
none of those cities are important. your city is ONLY non-flyover if billionaire jews who run america fly there.
those jews only commute between NYC, DC (and MD which is an extension of DC) and SF/LA.

you are NOT important sanchez
learn your place dog

>>150227776
You get quads like a GIRL!!!

updated the FID's (Flyovers in Denial)

>>150227915
Ok you’re just a terminally online retard with no real world experience

>>150227915
I'm polish tho and every time I go to wrigley it's like 90% white. I'd say Milwaukee is probably more mexican, but this is all so weird anyways

>>150227940
The racial makeup of the city in 2020 was 35.9% White, 29.2% Black, 7.0% Asian, 0.1% Native American or Alaska Native, 10.8% from two or more races, and 15.8% from some other race.[2] The ethnic makeup of the population is 29.8% Hispanic or Latino, with 70.2% belonging to a non-Hispanic or Latino background

the cubs posters on this genny are chicanos, therefore the cubs are a chicano team. simple as

>>150227945
meant to quote
>>150227959

>>150227947
Chicago is literally segregated, my first job out of college was at a firm headquartered in Chicago, the north side is all yuppies. I don’t give a fuck about this at all, you’re clearly a shut in who only interacts with the world behind a computer monitor

>>150227978
no, i'm sure he goes out. he's just non-american

what a catch jesus...

>>150227978
>we're not infested with chicanos because we're segregated o algo
and those demographics are all ages, its very likely that 50%+ of people under the age of 30 are hispanic and certainly the case that they are nonwhite
you are not a white city
you are a brown city
you are forsaken and lost

OH YOU GOTTA BE BLEEPIN ME
WHO DOES THIS SCUMBAG THINK HE IS

Crazy catch by Babe Schneider

mother FUCK that guy!!!

>>150227978
yes, all these northern cities that got flooded with blacks in the 1960s are heavily segregated, it worked well for a long time but the (((activism))) of the past decade told the blacks it's ok to go to the White areas and commit crimes.

Chikaner is a self hating brown he should root for the Poodres

Davis "Babe" Schneider, remember the name.

>>150228048
>manfred broke out the magnets

Anyone who has been to ORD knows chicago is full of hispanics. There's no point trying to pretend it isn't a mexican exclave.

Do not reply to Chikaner

Attaboyd

>>150228056
Based self hating brown

>>150228059
If you add o algo along side toid and post the graph to your filter, things improve quickly

>>150228078
You deserve love paco

reinforcements are coming

>>150228077
>filtering the genny
Ishiggydiggy, this isn’t Reddit.

attaboy Dano

Swans'em!

>>150228102
Seething

dodgers gonna be stuntin' on the padres

>>150227560
It's a brewers fan lol

how many stadiums have those luxury behind home plate seats like the jays

>>150228098
Springer hair status?

>>150228130
what hair?

>>150228121
>fat drunk white trash flyovers
miss me with that shit

>>150228125
2

>>150228117
How do you figure? That’s how a thread just dies.

>>150228098
yelich the savage...

>>150228154
Make a nu 10 minutes early, like you do

>>150228144
What are they?

>>150228163
You got the wrong guy fren I hate the doyers. Just silly to filter out shitposts and schizos to me.

>>150228178
Some people are just bitchmade

Filtering is based , some of you are clearly total fuck ups and losers and I don’t want to even be in the same space with you even if it’s digital. Cry about it

Doyers off day

Hey Seattle how do you like Marylands rain compared to yours? @_@;

MLB will never have a moment like this, it's ogre

>>150228212
Like I said, Reddit is waiting for you.

attaboyd!

it takes two!

>>150228221
What? Astroturfed? MLB has that.

>>150228221
tay was more attractive before she got fat

>3 innings in under 25 minutes
at least me get buzzed before you end the game goddamn

>>150228241
i actually think she's tightened herself up lately

NOO ITS NOT FAIR YOU HAVE TO READ MY POSTS!!!
Ooo filters got ya in a seethe

>>150227769
The bullpen is taxed to shit and every starter besides Yamamoto is pitching less than 5 innings/start during the regular season. Good luck

>redditors filtering posts they dont like
jej

i don't even have any 4chan extensions

Fuck you you MotherFucking Ump CB Bucknor! You massive piece of Shit Shitbird!

Umplovers and Frogs Fucking explain yourselves immediately! Look at this Fucking Bullshit! How is this Fucking allowed!?

scherzer is getting so damn lucky…

Attakelly

>>150227769
Dodgers are threepeating. This season reminds me of the 2023 Chiefs where most people didn't think they will go back to back and they weren't as good yet they still won the owl. Dodgers will be going through something similar this season.

>>150228285
looks good to me

>>150228285
As the team that brings in the most fans and revenue to this Fucking league and sport, is this basically what we can expect going forward? We have to win by extra runs to avoid this Bullshit?

>>150228242
Saved picture <3 Thank byrb fren

>>150228300
It's all rigged. Our Doggie Doos will turn it up starting tomorrow.

>>150228285
>>150228305
deal with it sanchez

>>150228285
hee-HEEEEEE-yeah!

This game will end under 2 hours

>>150228285
severe brain damage, please understand

Cubs suck

>dodgers are losing on purpose lately and lost the division lead on purpose for entertainment purposes
I BELIEVE IT

>>150228331
REAL?

>>150228318
Honestly I know how kirk feels there was some sus calls on sunday when I went to camden >-@; felt like doing that to umps

When you're a star they let you do it.

No one cares, Chikaner

pitchers duel speedrun

>>150228348
HE'S RIGHT
-own business and they try screwing me because i don't work directly for their big companies

>hit a grand slam
>get DFA'd
do the Nats really?

Marinsaars…

Blue Jays fantasy league talk is a big deal. The loser becomes a batboy in Dunedin

>>150228285
And we know the Dodgers pitchers generally have better control than most of the league so they rely heavily on getting the correct calls. So when the umps squeeze the corners like this on them it really Fucks them up more than other teams.

The Umps stole this Fucking game from them yesterday. The Dodgers are technically 69 and 32 now. That's what I have them as, I have them tied for first place.

>>150226829 (OP)
Can we use this for the next OP?

This is probably the worst batted ball luck I’ve seen for the cubs this year
Almost kinda makes you wonder that it’s not random…
And I’ll leave it at that

>>150228413
Oops

Alright fuck this I’m gonna stroke my little shit if the cubs haven’t scored some runs by the time I’m back I’m gonna stroke my shit again

>>150228428
Oof. 360m right there down the toilet

>>150228285
How do you explain this?

Mariners what happened, we were supposed to lead the west divisions together?

Scherzer looks healthy and fired up. He's definitely our Game 2 starter right now, question is who out of Bieber/Berríos/Bassitt would start a Game 3.

>>150228463
TRUST THE SCIENCE! Just get the vaccine! Drink the flouride!

Mariners what happened, we were supposed to lead the west divisions together?

>>150228423
>>150228413
sorry but i already have the next 10 OPs already picked out

>>150228466
dan needed dmo and garver to hit leftys or rightys or whatever, please understand

Mariners what happened, we were supposed to lead the west divisions together?

>>150228269
Same

>>150228178
Just wait until your other personality takes over, you’ll find yourself in a doyer cap

Mariners what happened, we were supposed to lead the west divisions together??

>>150228463
Will Smith is also dead last in Catcher Framing Runs...
https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/catcher_framing?year=2025&team=&min=q&type=catcher&sort=4,1

>>150228285
Meds

the dodgers didn't even play today, why is spammy in a tizzy now?

Mariners what happened, we were supposed to lead the west divisions together..?

>>150228334
Meds

>>150228285
This asshole always fucking does this to us! How much money does he have at stake on these games!?

Mariners what happened we were supposed to lead the west divisions together?

>>150228409
Can’t tell if b8 or mental retardation so good job I guess

LMAO why did they drop the army man I can’t watch with volume

>>150228525
>>150228523

>>150228514
Chikaner melty

Mariners what happened. we were supposed to lead the west divisions together?

Pitchers' duel looking good

Spam on ‘em spamdres!

Mariners what hapened we were supposed to lead the west divisions together?

Mariners what happened, we were supposed to lead the west divisions together?

that was crushed

Buschie blast!

Mariners what happened, we were supposed to lead the west divisions together?

BVSCHIE BLVST
TAKE THAT!

that was a hanger

Surely the Jays will score more than 1 tonight...right?

Happ Slapper!

Scherzer is literally walking the tightrope, so many balls absolutely smoked, it’s a miracle they’re only down 1
Attaboy Happer

Everyone making good contact other than the headcase Tucker

Imagine if the Jays didn't trade Boyd...

>>150228528
MotherFucker how is this bait? Objectively just go through the Fucking pitching staff! Nothing but great control pitchers that work the edges, paint the corners, move around the zone.

When you Fucking artificially inflate their pitch counts and put them behind it hitter counts, you're Fucking them up!

>>150228409
nah bro the dodgers lost that game on purpose for entertainment purposes

>>150228613
sometimes yovr jvst cvrsed

>>150228595
Keeping Boyd means no David Price in 2015

SIT TEH FVK DOWN!

>>150228600
>it’s a fishing pole, and he just threw it in the water

>>150228627
He wasn't that much of a factor in the playoffs though. Maybe this wouldn't have happened in the Royals series.

Maybe it's just Will Smith isn't that great of a defensive catcher? Have Dodger fans thought about that? He's a great hitter, but that's also the only reason he's an everyday player. Smith would probably be a DH on most other teams

>>150228642
Price was really important in the regular season. Jays don't win the division without those moves amping up the team

BOYD-EM!

Attaboyd!

Loperfido is snakebit rn.

UMPIE DOWN

>>150228640
Bro you don't have the information and you don't understand the history of properly called baseball games.

France landed on the ump lol

I really like the jays broadcast.

attaboy nico

Nico needs to steal here

>>150228697
Hes not that big I thought or was it "accidental" @_@

>>150228613
Savant should have the azimuthal angle, the HR/parks stat is a meme

>>150228700
Me too actually, is Buck Martinez back?

>>150228732
Agreed

>>150228689
cope, it's true

>>150228744
Yeah pretty sure that's him

>>150228644
Fuck you. Fuck you. FUCK YOU!

>>150228503
Honestly just sounds like Smith is not a great defensive catcher. Sucks for him that he can't DH since Ohtani is stuck on his team for the rest of his career, he'd be more valuable there. Out of curiosity, I looked up catchers who people say SUCK, and even Elias Diaz, who Padres fans have wanted gone is ranked higher in most other defensive stats, Smith only has him beat in CS above average, and even that's only barely.

>>150228689
Kekini!

TOTAL UMP DEATH

>>150228241
I don't like her but I can't deny she's hot

my enemies are brown so it is very easy to attack them

>>150228773
Built for my 5.999” white anaconda

No one cares whitoid. Plus birthrates

>>150228776
confirmed, Jays are losing this game now. You messed with the WRONG people

>>150228776
Ump should know better D: dun get in wae of players

>>150228776
hawt

VLADDY SLAPPY

That'll do Vladdy, that'll do.

>>150228773
Shoop. She has a flat ass

20 jacks for Vladdy

WHY DO THE CUBS PITCHERS ALWAYS THROW STRIKES ON TWO STRIKE COUNTS IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT REEEEEEE

cubies kek!!!

Thank god Vladdy decided to become good again right as the rest of the offense cooled down

Cubbiebros..

The cubs suck

>>150228503
>>150228763
Who in the!? What in the FUCK is "Catcher Framing Runs". Sounds a Fucking Bullshit made up stat. They literally be here trying to make up stats to explain Umps cheating now.

Matthew Toid kek

>>150228818
Pitchers have certainly been adjusting to the Jays offence. This is where individual talent shines

Cubs don’t have a comeback win since like July 2nd right? It’s something insane

>>150228852
I heard that during the angels broadcast yesterday, but about the dodgers.

Pathetic offense asking our pitchers to be perfect
“Vaunted offense”
My f’n ass!
*spits*
Scum.

>>150228838
A catcher being bad at framing is what leads to umps fucking them.

KEK FAGGOTBEARS

Another 0 hit day for the headcase Kyle Tucker

Uhhh poodrepacos???

I wouldn’t give Tucker one fucking penny

>Sir Anthony
Find the strikezone this time plz

attaboy shaw

>>150228697
mariners legend ty france

Attaboy Shawzy!

>>150226829 (OP)
I'll never understand why Friedman and co. decided it was good idea to hinder the team with the whole SS Mookie, LF Conforto, RF Teoscar fiasco. This decision has been the cause of like 50% of this team's woes. At this point my only cope us they're aiming to sign Tucker next Off-season.

>>150228886
Homeless? More like homo!

>>150228886
Is he kissing it?

Tucker should just retire after this season. He’s a thrice baked potato at this point

>>150228886
Literally me

Kyle IDIOT

Lmao let’s pinch hit Seiya so he can strike out with the worse at bat you’ve ever seen.
Pathetic.
*spits*

Attaseiya!

Great now peein crap is up. Who ordered a double play? Coming right up!

Is Jeff Hoffman still the Blue Jays closer?

where the fuck is Jimi? We need Jimi back more than ever

>>150228904
I dunno Tucker is really cratering his value lately

>>150228960
Jimi Hendrix?

>Bullpen can't stop walking guys
This is a really bad trend

get that fucking SOURPUSS look off your face peein crap

>>150228904
Dodgers love TTO sluggers and that's a problem when your DH is occupied by Ohtani everyday. And Friedman sucks at identifying good pitching targets in FA

Little PLS stop

>jays choking to the chicanos
you had ONE JOB jeets

yay

>>150228960
Yimi is likely done for the season. That's why Varland and Domínguez are with the team.

>>150228904
They signed Teo because he was a fan favorite last year. They signed Conforto because they assumed he'd be better than he is(his 2024 stats weren't terrible) and didn't want other teams to have him. The Dodgers in the offseason focused a lot on signing players that either caused them trouble in the past like Tanner Scott, or they just didn't want another team to have, like Yates. Were some of those signings just good in concept based on player performance? Yes! Were they super retarded in reality and only hindered the team this year? Also yes!

>>150228644
His body language makes it look like every borderline pitch is nowhere near a strike.

How is it 2nd and 3rd now but nobody is out!? What happened!?

>>150228969
Mine just did that twice in one week luckily Jackson bopped it yesterday for 2B

the toranto blue jeets versus the chicano cubs

SOURPUSS SOURPUSS SOURPUSS

>>150228983
It might not be enough

Kyle cucker

Isn't Little their best reliever?

FUCKING USELESS HEADCASE

Tucker is pathetic lmao why would you trade for him?

I bet sit anfernee gives it up on the first pitch

HEADCASE

>>150228987
Teo was clutch last year and even won the HRD. This year? He’s awful. Age is catching up to him

Sir Anthony time

Little's Knuckle Curve is virtually unhittable isn't it?

LOSER
DEFEATED
HEADCASE

The horror will resume in 10 minutes.

>>150229008
That changes every month. Little was really good for a while and then he had some blow up innings. I'd say Fisher and Varland are better right now.

>>150229055
You mean fun fren <3

SIR ANTHONY

Cubs suck lol

Nice job Sir Anthony

pathetic

Ian Happ and Kyle Tucker are two peas in the same pod
Sourpuss headcases that wilt under pressure. Absolutely useless pussies that you can’t win win

>>150229082
Oh.. sure he does well when hes no longer here >:3 do you all want Cano and Clay Aiken?

>>150228285
Worst thing about this is Hendricks should've been out of the game in the 1st. Buckner prevented him from throwing like 50 pitches. Robo ump's can't come soon enough.
>>150228503
A strike is a strike. Baseball is hard enough, especially for a catcher, without also having to spoon-feed the retard whose only job is calling balls & strikes.

Hoff Jeffman

>jeets over chicanos
just like real life

attaboy fagsby

No one cares, Chikaner

How good is the Blue Jays' closer? Do they feel good like they can shut this thing down even if it stays a 1 run game?

>https://x.com/SundayHalos/status/1956061775230853586?t=5JlUeqwLPSArlbp-DAuohQ&s=19

Kill all Dodgers, Raiders and FaveLAn fans that come to our ballpark. They're nothing but thugs and only thugs. Nothing good comes out from their filthy city. Hope that Angel's fan is okay.

>>150229123
He's okay, only walked five guys for the win against LA

Elite Bunter Myles Straw

>>150229109
The real problem is umpiring is treated like some boomer lunchpail profession with ironclad job security instead of semi-athletic ability. There shouldn't be any umps over 40

>>150229127
>FaveLAn
kek

PCA = HEADCASE
TUCKER = SOURPUSS HEADCASE
SEIYA = HEADCASE
HAPP = SOURPUSS HEADCASE
KELLY = BACKUP CATCHER BATTING CLEANUP
SHAW = CHAD MOGGER
NICO = CHAD MOGGER
DANSBY = HOT BLACK WIFE
OWEN CAISSIE = CANADIAN

>>150229123
Really depends on who they face theres no middleground unlike Fairbanks who seems to dominate everyone down in tampa

>>150229127
You’re gonna offend many Padre/Laker fans

>>150229102
you can keep 'em

Headcase 'em!

Hoffman will choke it

are birdbros the whitest collective fanbase?

perhaps i will shill for bird based teams

I wouldn’t give Kyle Tucker one fucking penny in free agency. The Astros are fucking fine without him

>>150229123
I don't know anything about him, but his ERA seems kind of high and even WHIP is high for a closer. Maybe he has just been getting unlucky this year?

>>150229154
Nu! We need to sell them, take em. @_@;;;

>>150229173
Hoffman is either lights out or an absolute liability. Lucky for the Jays, even when he's bad, they find a way to win.

>>150229127
I love how Poodres sisters pretend like San Diego doesn't have like a 25% chicAno population

Scaring my dog screaming sourpuss headcase

>>150229127
if this is how they react to losing to the ANGELS, imagine how bad it will be when the Chadres take a 4 game lead in the west. Luckily we got guys ready to take them out if they try shit

>>150229166
I'm white my natural colour is peeled skin, I have had sunburn in Las vegas, Hawaii, Texas, Germany, Japan. I even managed sunburn in Indiana and theres never sun.

>>150229144
Is PCA really a headcase? Not the first time I see someone calling him that

>>150229127
Us white Dodger fans don't claim the brown part of the fanbase

>>150229186
It looks like from Savant that hitters try to sit on his fastball since it is not a good pitch, and if they guess correctly he gets crushed.

attanico

Who the fuck is that nasally announcer?

>>150229228
Watch your fucking mouth when you're talking about Buck Martinez

attaboy dansby

>score 2 runs
>put in legumina
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150229228
that guy, rex hudler and the A's chick are instant change broadcast or mutes

Does the Blue Jays closer not even interest in the tying run?

>>150229234
Sounds like a wop

>smells like teen spirit plays
I already want to blow my brains out, you don't have psyop me.

>"Lol enjoy your world series, when's the parade hahaha!!!!"
>meanwhile Dodger fans going to a game they LOST

Is being a whiny bitch a prerequisite for being a Dodger fan? Or does being a Dodger fan turn you into one?

The Cubs are losing to a team from Canada????????????

1 out left birdbros

>>150229206
Nah I’m just angry that’s unfair to him, he’s 23. He’s ice old right now but he’ll get hot again

>>150229247
He beat cancer twice and still could whoop your bitch ass

Based

GG cubbie bears, fun series

GG Cubs

Gg blue birds
HEADCASES
Boyd deserved better

kek ugh gg jays

gg Cubs I still believe you're going farther than the Brewers in the postseason

>>150229249
The guy that posted this is a bandwagoning little faggot too. It's genuinely so embarrassing lmao

Why didn't the Cubs pinch hit for Castro? He literally through him 3 fastballs in a row down the middle of the plate and struck him out. Zero fear.

anglels

>>150229260
The cancer in his throat metastasized into his lungs :(

>>150229260
Glad he was able to ring that bell fren, fluff cancer.

>>150229187
Dodgers fans (LA fans in general, I blame the traffic) are consistently the worst fanbase when it comes to getting way too drunk and aggressive. Every fanbase has its assholes, but somehow, Dodgers are commonly the assholes stomping people, getting into fights in their own stadium (sometimes with other Dodgers fans), and just being generally unpleasant. You got Yu Darvish to pick fucking CHICAGO over LA for safety reasons.

>>150229304
Did it really? D: !

Ah, so legumina didn't give up any runs, Dan is likely to let him pitch the 7th.

cubes lol

>>150229315
Yeah he's been in and out of cancer treatment for the last 4 years.

I just took a massive Cubs

>>150229127
Dodgers are genuinely the worst fanbases in all of sports.

>need the rest of the NL WC contending teams to get better to increase the odds the Dodgers get eliminated from the postseason
>they all implode
come on guys.... you gotta help us out here

nice try, cubcels

>>150229340
No. There’s the eagles…

>>150229338
It smelled like Mariners, so thanks for clearing that up

>>150229350
have some re2pect

which of these chitters is missing the play offs?

jp singleford :)

>>150229360
It will be the Mets, but I wish it was the Dodgers. The cubbies will hang on and get the 3rd spot however after the Reds manage to come from behind and snipe 2nd

>>150229346
Mets elimination is a solid consolation

Kyle Tucker wants $500m and he’s afraid of the fucking baseball get this Florida fucking trash off my team

>>150229360
the mets starting pitching is fucking dogshit

>>150226829 (OP)
I hate these LA apes that keep doing Doyer ops when their team sucks shit

>>150229360
None of them will miss it

>>150229360
Where are the Giants on that list!?

>talking about the resd making the playoffs like it’s some kind of sure thing
oh I am laffin

>>150229390
below the dbacks

>>150229353
Okay but they Anne Hathaway and the Dodgers don't.

We need to have a serious conversation about why Manfred is sabotaging the Cubs, Dodgers, Mets, and Yankees while forcing the Blue Jays and Brewers on us.

>>150227915
Sox - Southside
Cubs - Northside and North Shore suburbs

Obvi there are white fans of the Sox and brown fans of the Cubs but calling the Cubbies chicanos when they are associated with the white wealthier part of the city is ridiculous

>>150229397
Very good rotation and 1 GB of freefallin' Mets

>the last time the Padres won the NL West, Dave Roberts was batting leadoff for them
KEK

remember when we all thought Pete-Crow Armstrong was the next big thing?

>>150229422
all the cubsfags here are chicanos though

>>150229439
No

>>150229426
He should bring back the goatee

I have no idea how akin got through that after his collapse last start..

>>150229360
All

>>150229426
The last time the Padres won the World Series, the uhhhhh....ummm........lol

>>150229422
>obvi
In a thread where requesting an assfucking is a regular occurrence you still managed to be the gayest person here

Chadres only need to take 1/3 of the games in this upcoming series to keep first place

>>150229358
im sorry, bro
gg *butt tap*

>>150229475
They had Tony Gwynn and STILL couldn't win.. Owo

>>150229478
>bro
i'm a girl tho

>>150229422
all the chicanos became cubs bandwagoners

>>150229360
absolutely the mets

>>150229475
I'd hope they could take 4/6, I don't think the tiebreaker is attainable but we'll see

At least one of the Poodres or Sewers will experience a devastating, heartbreaking, franchise-altering playoff choke in October. This is a guarantee.
One of these fanbases will be completely inconsolable. Possibly both.
It's glorious.

SOURPUSS HEADCASES

>>150229504
Padres blow a 3-0 series lead to the Brewers

Cashgods I kneel
Making Hoyersissies trade for the sourpuss headcase known as Kyle Tucker was a masterful gambit

>>150229518
Nationals* they're going to get swept by them then rockies will seal it. Calling now :3

sewers will collapse before the post season and just barely make the playoffs

The memener offense doesn't do anything except hit home runs.

>>150229554
that's the only true way to score in baseball

>>150229487
pls don't report me for the butt tap, miss

Willi Castro – .161 BA (5-for-31)
Andrew Kittredge – 9.00 ERA, 5 G
Mike Soroka – 2.0 IP, on IL
Taylor Rogers – 0.00 ERA, 4 G

Cashgod rapes Hoyerpaco. FUCK MY LIFE UP THE ARSE

>>150229574
>Canceleda

I’ve never been so upset after a loss. Not even having bareback sex with my 19 year old 5’3 105 pound Japanese girlfriend will make me feel better

>>150229602
What’s his name?

muncy should have fucking bunted yesterday in the 10th. how fucking retarded is that?
>not getting a guy on 3rd for a sac fly in extra innings
whose fault is this?

17 straight losses when the opponent has a lead. No balls no guts

>>150229504
It's going to be the brewers, their lineup is the scrapped benches of other teams somehow finding life, no way it's sustainable especially with all the wins they're getting now. It's going to be a massive upset and honestly, I don't even think the Brewers fans should feel bad for it, because it's a miracle they even did this well

Fuck the new OP just stay here until thread falls off page 10

DODGERS FUCKING SUCK $500M FOR SECOND PLACE

>>150229625
I do want the padres to win some largely because a former oriole fren is on team but >-@;

>>150229625
I think it will be the Poodres because I just don't trust their offense after what happened last year. The Brewers have some psychotic energy thing going and I'm not going to question it.

>>150229670
They called up Thor Odin-son iz only explanation

>>150229636
STUNTED ON

/nu/

>>150229601
>>150229601
>>150229601

new >>150229601

>>150229683
>>150229687
Fuck off

>>150229712
We win. You can't fight discord!

>Angels never even brought out Kikuchi against the Dodgers, even though the script would have written itself with him going vs Ohtani
A-angels are getting serious, the A's better watch their ass.

>>150228786
added to filter :^)