>say "Go Dodgers!"
>Go Doyers!
>*CHHTT* "Ok, we gotem!"
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>>149293170 (OP)
First for Doyers sweep

>>149294133
Dubs confirm

>>149294133
>hello, based department?

Is this nu?

The Los Angeles Deportedoos

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BAL: Heston Kjerstad was pulled from Thursday’s game at Triple-A Norfolk after fouling a ball off of his right knee
HOU: Astros’ manager Joe Espada told reporters on Thursday that Yordan Alvarez (hand) has yet to resume hitting
LAD: Dodgers selected the contract of RHP Jack Little from Triple-A Oklahoma City
SF: Pinch-hitter Wilmer Flores doubled in the Giants’ only two runs in the eighth inning Thursday in a 2-1 win over the Guardians
CLE: Gavin Williams shut out the Giants for six innings and struck out six in a no-decision Thursday
NYM: Mets placed RHP Max Kranick on the 15-day injured list, retroactive to June 16, with a right elbow strain
ARI: Eugenio Suárez finished 3-for-5 with a two-run homer and a two-run double Thursday in the D-backs’ 8-5 defeat of the Blue Jays
TOR: Spencer Turnbull will make his first start for the Blue Jays on Friday against the White Sox

Los Angeles is LITERALLY in spanish, so why aren't the people that invented spanish allowed to live there?!?!?!

>>149297581
spanish tourists are much more welcome in LA than american tourists in barcelona

What happens to the Rays if they don't get the Steinbrenner field?

my boy otto just missed his first

Patkees going for the sweep.

Ah kemp what the hell man

Reddit sent me
>>149293170 (OP)
>>149293170 (OP)
>>149293170 (OP)

>>149297654
5th gen was mu highest desu haven't played many hacks either >-@;

>>149297599
>He believes everything he reads online

Yankees.
>>149297654
Hell yeah.

Yankees

Mettiejetties getting the Gay Holmes experience.

Mets :|

What happened to the Padres? They had several red hot streaks that helped them briefly take the division lead a couple of times, they were the toughest team the Doyers faced last postseason, they hate the Doyers with a passion. Yet here they are, 1-5 for the season series, on verge of getting swept tonight. Against a Doyers' pitching staff held together by duct tape, with not a single proper starting pitcher these past three games until tonight.

damn it bohm

>https://x.com/AlScott1998/status/1935861762081149041?t=Cfbf9lvj0PkEaL8gjwHnSA&s=19

>doyer lost respect for Tatis Jr and removed his HR plaque


Oh wow, that's cold.....

>>149297823
they're trying their best ok

nvm thanks bohm gg marlins your coach is retarded for taking out your starter

It is pissing rain in Detroit and Don Kelly is losing his shit because the tarp is coming out.

>>149297823
The Dodgers are just a better team

>>149297823
dodgers offense decided to wake up

BOHM

>>149297841
did they take any of the other ones down?

>>149297809
The Mets director does zoom in on crowd hotties a lot. For being a gay team it's surprising.

>>149297841
Wait so it's not stolen, the stadium decided to take it down?

FAGGets kek!

Phillies tried their best to lose that game it seems

>>149297809
That's a cute dress (?)
Her pits are impeccable also

FAGGets kek!

classic mendoza, wait for things to go wrong before making a move

tigersbros we have this one in the bag

walklanta

>>149298010
You might say....The cat is out of the bag :@

>>149297823
Tatis hasn't been the same since the pirates shot him in the arm, everyone has been trying to hurt Merrill(first the A's try to snap his hamstring, then the diamondbacks gave him a concussion) so he's already been on the IL twice, Bogey has been super unlucky(all his underlying stats suggest he should have better stats than he does similar to the same issue Soto had early in the season), we still don't have a real left fielder so that zone is too inconsistent, Michael King somehow broke his arm while he was sleeping. The only one who has avoided any sort of unfortunate situation is Manny

I thought you faggots said the Mets were good.

Smart move to feign total implosion to ice strider’s arm. Mets will now simply score five runs.

>>149298070
I would never say that.

>gay mets about to be 0-6 since opening their asshole open

FAGGets kek!

>>149298065
I liked Merill because two Jacksons won ROTY hope hes OK. >-@; not a fan of manny though too many dirty moves

>>149298065
>Bogey has been super unlucky
He's washed bro.

>>149294133

Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.
Head for the park and greet the Fagets.
Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,
Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.
Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,
Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.
Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,
Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.

fuck this it's time to go pick up some fried chicken

>>149298159
kek

>>149298195
>fuck this it's time to go pick up some fried chicken
Cane's?

>>149298207
lolno

In my country there is a problem

>>149298118
apparently a lot of his underlying batting stats suggest he should be in a similar spot to his late 2010s seasons, but he's just gotten really unlucky. His EV is the highest it's been since 2018, his hard hit% is where it was in 2022, his ground ball% is actually near a career low despite the meme being that he always grounds out in clutch situations. Nearly every underlying stat about his batting suggest he should be close to his late 2010s level, but it just hasn't somehow.

>>149298159
>saving videos of men kissing to bait the Mets fans

>>149298195
Crown Fried or fuck off.
>FAGGETS KEK!

>>149298159
>saving videos of men bating to kiss the Mets fans

>>149298291
Moar how are you on 4chan and not know Moar.

>>149298159
This guy is Chris Christie's long lost cousin isn't he

>>149298284
awww, sweetie

>>149298284
This is actually just a man dancing.

>>149298354
don't worry, i tell my wife the same thing dawg

>>149298338
delet this

>>149298371
I ain’t even gay!

>>149298332
Nah his cousin is JB Pritsker-sp

>>149298195
>time to go pick up some fried chicken
>>149298207
>Cane's?
>>149298239
>lolno

It's the Colonel or nothing.

We gotta get Shawzy going boys.
Let’s go MATT!! Believe in yourself!!

>>149298402
neither is the married guy who plowed me last weekend!

>>149293170 (OP)
In a non-televised game, the Blaze lost yet again

>>149298408
>the Colonel or nothing.

mah nippa!

>>149298475
it's time the blaze girls all retire and become my harem. they aren't a serious organization

mest are coming undone

>>149298421
ACK!

>>149298475
They continue to be the worst team in the league with a record of 1-7.

>>149298408
>>149298476
desu I think KFC overseasons their chicken, it's salty as fuck

>Mests

>mest

>>149298476
this is a cute pic of downlow lovers for juneteenth

love is love, homie! shiiiiiiiiiit

FAGGets kek!

Is PCA albino or does he just look like that?

faggets kek!

>>149298520
you don't wanna know what those bags of raw chicken (and the concentrated seasoning for that matter) smell like

>3 RBI double to Olshit of all people

>>149298584
Idk how black people aren’t embarrassed

the mest STILL can't beat the Braves

Testing

The Mest are cursed. Soddom and Gommorah

>>149298599
why would they be embarrassed?

I guess only one of us is going to put the city on our backs.

You want me to be the top? Just call me daddy! <3

the new york metrosexuals kek

For me, it’s Bojangles Famous Chicken N’ Biscuits.

FAGGets kek!!!

>>149298649
Kek!

david peterson's csgo was a celebration of our last win of the season

>7-1
FAGGets kek!!!!

FAGGets!!! kek kek kek

so 9 walks is apparently the magic number for the Braves to actually start getting risp hits again

NOT MY MESTY METTIES

>>149298699
For a second I read this and thought he had won a csgo tournament or something.

Writing my own fairytale. If you wanna get in one chapter just be my fren.

>>149298622
>why would they be embarrassed?
Took them 2 years to hear slavery ended and they're celebrating that.

>>149298636
haven’t you heard? The Mets spent $800m on a fatass that means you’re little brother now

>$800 million plus
>private security
>free ice cream
>luxury suites

NOOOOO NOT MY METTIEJETTIES
MY MCDONALDS OMG METTIES

>>149298584
They look pretty zesty.

What do we think about Mii baseball?

>getting gaped by the 2025 barves
Mets sissies... did we get too cocky?

>>149298821

bowling and golf clear sadly

Mets pitching returning to the mean

i just got home. let me just say:

LOL MEST ARE NEVER WINNING AGAIN!

>>149297823
Seidler brothers who are Dodgers bloodline wants control of the franchise and hasn't spend anything or shown any money splashes to committing Siedler will of achieving a WS win, so we failed to extend Higgy and sign actual bats, not el paso bats. I'd say this team is 4-5 bats away from being good. We could theoretically trade Cease and King (He's on IL unless they're finding a way to extend him Arraez for some actual bats and catcher, we don't have to worry about bullpen depth, maybe we need two SP. Our 5-9 hole are automatic outs. Ingelsias sucks, Croney sucks, you got Tyler Wade and Bryce Johnson batting, Lockridge can't steal home despite being a fast motherfucker, you have Heyward 0-5 at el paso chihuahua, we signed Connor Joe, but he sucked, traded him to Reds. This team just simply lacks Slug, you have fat Maldonado and Luis Diaz swinging like bartolo colon nor can pitch sequences better. Even if we still retool, this team can make a run just like Mets did. We still gonna have Merrill, Tatis Jr and Manny, Xander (he sucks but I feel for the dude he's in YIPS mode)

yejibros we are going to watch our cubiners tomorrow at wrigley

>>149298860
still first place
how about your team?

>>149298820
Blacks are by far the gayest race, they’re all on the down low

>>149298917
tyfpmw

did mestbros get too cocky?

>still first place
>how about your team?

>>149298959
way too cocky

>>149298961
How many times can you say this before it's not true.

>>149298760
fwee ice cweam would be amazing

>>149297875
Yeah, their bottom lineup are more productive than our shit ass 5-9 hole. I have never seen production from our 5-9 hole. It's fucking ass man. Really bad, Tyler Wade ain't gonna lead us to the WS lmao

>>149298939
speaking from experience?

>>149298874
So the padres suck?

Do they still have the zest?

>>149298917
phillies are about to tie your shit team for first kwab

>MEST
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mest haven't won since their gay day

>>149299005
>Tyler Wade ain't gonna lead us to the WS lmao
you say that until he somehow ricochets a ball off of Ohtani's head that also knocks out Mookie and Freddie at the same time and the Padres come back to take the game from the Dodgers

holy shit not even the rockies got swept by the braves. mets fucking suck.

FAGGets kek!

>>149298534
Phillies gonna be the first team the Mets beat and sweep in awhile (again). Seriously the Phillies fucking suck against the Mets

I’m bored lads

>>149299072
They're gay all year round, be more specific.

>>149298874

Making up some tuna mac and cheese for tonight's game. Go Dodgers!

>>149298917
don't get cocky, kid

FAGGets kek!!!

fuck the dodgers and fuck the padres

>>149299154
but i thought the dodgers got you a jumbo jack?

Let’s hear it for the doggie doos

Patriots won.

>>149299199
Choose love chud!

Ohtani loves the Padres

[Uplifting News] Dodgers game starts soon

>>149299361
>Padres and Dodgers fans need to unite together. This is bigger than baseball.
Padgers

>overrated chants
kek

kek overrated joto is at the plate

>>149299414
Kino

>765 million dollars

>>149299361
>living off other peoples’ tax dollars is a right

>>149299389
That actually lifted my spirits. thanks!

I ate Panda Express today thanks to the DOYERS!

>>149299361
I didn't know there were this many illegals in the U.S. desu. my family emigrated here from Mexico in the 1920s and I don't know any illegals.

Frankie Montas is coming back soon, not worried about this. Small blip on the radar.

What happened in the O's/Rays game? Did somebody get hit by a foul ball?

Sean Joto is a fag

That’ll be 765 million plus tip!

Bros, you said the Mets were good!

>i need security for me and my family….oh and free suites…oh and season tickets…and free cheeseburgers

Mest got fleeced.

>>149299510
The amount of illegal immigrants in California is on the decline because of the high cost of living. LA is being targeted because it's a blue state city. Red states like Florida and Texas have seen increases in the illegal immigrant population.

>>149299545
He and Manaea will steady the ship. This Mets team is still far and away the best in the NL.

>700 million to bat 240
lol
lol
lol

>>149299124
Watch porn

>>149299666
Checked

>15 years of this

reckon I would've been an insane short stop
very agile, fast and great hand-eye for those sharp pickups
plus my cricket background means I wouldn't hesitate to bare hand a bouncing ball for the double play

My Mets are just evening up with the Phillies ahead of the next series to make it that much more interesting everyone.

>>149299568
Rutschman ripped a foul ball into the Ray’s dugout that hit someone on the Rays.

>>149299675
it's being targeted because it's a sanctuary state, ICE doesn't have to do nearly as much in the way of physical raids in normal states cause local law enforcement honors ICE detainers

Senga's Curse

why the FUCK can't the DOYER offense give Yamamoto-san some offensive help

>>149299785
You handle a lot of bouncing balls?

>>149299785
A lot of the guys in the league at other positions started out as shortstops. Only the best of the best gets to play it at the highest level.

>>149299392
Yes, til they fix that awful depth and change up the lineup, a LF and a catcher. Bullpen we don't need to worries, it's the lack of slug and production from our middle lineup. Til then, they suck. Offense is ass, pitching is good but could Need more.

>>149299829
>normal states
?

Did Adley just kill that guy?

>>149299829
stfu glowie. baseball.

>>149299860
what are considered the toughest fielding positions? I assumed catcher and first base were the most important, but first base seems very straightforward from a mechanical perspective

>>149299860
Just like Anthony "the next Derek Jeter" Volpe

>>149299829
having the feds use your state's/cities resources to do their fucking job has got to be the most cucked shit I've ever heard.

>>149299903
His face was bloody but he gave a thumbs up from the stretcher.

>>149299903
someone got nailed really bad by that foul ball

>>149299849
KORO-SAN, all I can say is that Yamamoto is just unlucky.

mestboricuas in shambles

>>149299942
short stop and third base are the toughest infield positions. CF has to cover the most ground in the outfield and RF needs to have a strong arm to make throws to third base. Catcher is important for defense in throwing out runners, blocking balls, and making appropriate pitch calls.

>>149299903
anyone got a webm?

>>149299942
Catcher, shortstop, centerfield.

Why do people call Ohtani pig roach?

God I hope the Doyers sweep the Poodres

>>149299942
shortstop is by far the most difficult position to field followed by catcher. the other 3 infield positions offer their own unique challenges but you typically need a very strong arm to play third. In the outfield teams tend to play the strongest arm in rf, best range/speed/glove in CF and you stash the worst one in lf.

LOLMETS

>>149300076
cuz he fat

>>149300076
because he fucks your mom in her pig sty

>>149300076
hes turkish and chubby

FAGGets kek!
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>>149299903
>>149300021
From what it looked like players were motioning after he got hit in the jaw. Glad he was able to give the thumbs up and seemed to be awake.

>>149300076
It’s what the 2chan users called him first. We just adopted it

>>149297841
>https://x.com/AlScott1998/status/1935861762081149041?t=Cfbf9lvj0PkEaL8gjwHnSA&s=19
was it hit in the year he got popped for juicing?

Phillies are going to pound these mest pussies

Fuck my boricua ass

>>149300067

>>149300217
A small vocal minority on both sites. Hell, I'm thinking it's less than three people here. Everyone else is okay with him.

>Campy goes back to the chihuahuas
>he's hitting well again
this motherfucker

>>149300065
I used to be able to throw a cricket ball (heavier ball) 120 yards so reckon I could've covered RF in the later years of my career once my agility starts to fade

I thought you faggots said the Braves were the worst team in baseball???

Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD.

>>149300298
The faggets are just that much worse

>>149300263
>keep your eye on the ball
what a dipshit

>>149299389
based dryer aussie

>rain delay
It’s just two fucking outs left! Finish it!

>>149300263
clean head shot or did it carom off the shoulder? reminds me of retarded drivers who turn to look at the passenger to talk instead of watching the road.

>>149300263
mirin granny's chocolate chip cookies frfr

>>149300265
Im a Doyers fan and im tired of seeing fraudtani do nothing but strikeout

Woah what a game

>>149300263
I would've caught it. Not even hit hard.

>>149300263
RIP

>>149300263
That’s a concussion

>>149300385
seriously, the guy is ridiculously unclutch

aftermath

>>149300263
way to pick up the split

ITFDB

>>149300274
Campusano?

>>149300420
rip

>>149300263
Great angle

>>149300420
unfortunate but how did the fag even make it to the bigs with that lack of situational awareness

how to clothes for my dog that is build a bear.

heating up half of my trader joe's calzone, ready just in time for dodger baseball

>eating broccoli and asparagus instead of a free jumbo jack and a tallboy
why even live. go dodgers tho

>>149300420
He’s gonna be eating through a straw. Poor bastard

>>149299942
>1st base's not that hard, scott. tell 'em, wash(ington)
>wash: IT'S INCREDIBLY HARD

*ahem*

FAGGets kek!

>>149300480
he was fucking talking to someone you braindead retard

>>149300538
faggots*

YAMAMOTO

>>149300565
New FAGGet

PadPako
MePako
YanPako

LET'S

GO

DODGERS

>>149300558
most guys talk to one another while they're watching the game unlike unknowing newfag faggots like you

>>149300564
>yams on the hill
feels good man

Tatis homerun on the first pitch!!

>>149300625
Boobies

blue gonna let yoshi paint tonight?

>>149300565
FAGGets is what others here call the mest

>>149300653
yeah bro i'm sure you would've caught it bare handed

>>149300420
Why are the gloryholes such THUGS?

Yamamoto's gonna win it for the mexican community

>>149300700
mets*

>>149300702
they typically duck or scatter shit for brains

>>149300700
Yeah but FAGGets applies more now that they’re taking the gay team title away from the braves

dwig htz ox inals

>>149300743
whoa, no way!! really??? tell me more!!!

Padres fundies already BTFO

>Yoshi bump day
I want a Japanese gf so bad it hurts.

>>149300709
Gloriholes will protect our division lead tonight.

>>149300858
*Yams

Who you got for the pre all star break NL east World Series?

>>149300774
you already outed yourself as a know nothing. limp wristed sarcasm just digs your hole deeper. lurk moar newfag.

>>149300858
do they ever dress like Latinas?

New tigers fan here. Can we win?

a lot of hard contact there, Yamabros...

blagh

These dead balls are such a joke

>>149300899
Look Asian chicanos. It’s a real thing

>PIMPS A FLYOUT
KEK

>>149300888
checked, I'm going on Sunday so they'll split the first two games and lose when I'm there

>>149300899
Only the Viets

>>149300892
my bad, eternally wise god of 4chan. i'll defer to you next time before i post a perfectly reasonable response to something so fucking retarded

>dead balls
not a good sign

What will Fraudtani do here?

It's time for Athletics baseball.

>>149300858
ugly creatures

Why does Ohtani take so many hits to the balls?

>>149300996
pretentious also. the classic trifecta posting order. fuck off back to r/eddit or your anime board.

>he caught that like a girl
KEK

did someone say "dead balls"?

>>149301056
No it’s not

Ohtani is a fraud if he strikes out against an El Paso pitcher

>>149300977
sexy!

Fight fight fight!!!
Kiss kiss kiss...

>mets have a pride night like every other team
>retarded chud fanbase throws a shitfit
>rewarded with a losing streak and the entire pitching staff dying
woke prevails yet again

>>149300860
Raynkees own the division, but yeah, I want to keep the lead. I forgot we play the gloryholes next.
>that pic
Kek.

SUCK HIS PP OFF SUCK HIS PP OFF

>>149301077
sorry sir! i apologize again! please forgive me for doubting your almighty ability to never lose focus of any pitch in any baseball game! hunter bigge should have consulted you for lessons in awareness good sir!!!!!

>>149301092
Wrong fren

>>149301105
Is that Selena Gomez?

>>149301174
sayonara gomez*

>>149301073
would rather fuck one of those mid nip girls than your assless plastic gooks.

I'm predicting we'll get a run first through something stupid like Maldonado somehow hitting a home run off of yamamoto. he already did it to Imanaga

I dont get to watch any of the kino American ads on my broadcast :(

Juan Soto getting his 1000th hit in a game the Mets got crushed is really poetic

wtf happened in Detroit kek

>>149301155
last (you) for you tryhard wannabe newfag. lurk moar and don't post until you're legally old enough to do so.

>>149300899
https://youtu.be/BU7gsOinwW0

oh yeah, this is a dead ball game

>>149301310
my bad sir! please give us all attention and focus lessons!!!! since you know more than major league ballplayers!!! sir!!!!!!!

>xander bofarts

My gritty underdog doyers are gonna sweep today

I’m a Mets fan and I’m gay

commentator curse. just had to bring up his contract

a LOT of hard contact, Yamabros...

>giving up a HR to Bogarts
Someone call ICE on Yamamoto

dryerbros...

The juiced balls? We shipped them to the Bronx last night. Tough luck.

spammy spawned a legion of unfunny imitators

That was like 5 balls that were hit in HR territory on Yamamoto by Padres.

BOGEY IS BACK

>>149301238
Ads and commercials aren't kino here they are mostly shit like ozempic

>>149301392
If it's so unfunny, why did it catch on?
t. Originator of the phrase

>>149301402
or this piece of shit ad twice in one break
https://www.mlb.com/video/mlb-goes-green

My tuna mac is fucking delicious. Let's go Dodgers!

>>149301430
Shut down for "forearm tightness" next.

I feel like the people that idle in these threads all day are really miserable

>>149301402
sometimes bad can be kino

>>149301486
you try spending 162+ days of the year watching baseball...

>>149301428
How is spammy a phrase? Where did I say he's unfunny and not his imitators? I doubt your bona fides if you misunderstood such a simple post.

>>149301486
I'm pretty happy, just tired.

>>149301486
shitpost from work
shitpost from home

>>149301385
I struck this fag out (in high school)

>>149301472
Even if this is a falseflag tuna mac sounds good. But the best meat with Mac n cheese is buffalo chicken

>>149301486
Yeah I bet you're 10x happier only spending the games here.

>>149301238
IT'S A LITTLE PILL WITH A STORY TO TELL

>still no strikeouts
>half the outs have been a few feet away from being HRs
Yamamoto is washed

>>149301486
Most of us are alcoholics and addicts. Baseball is the working man’s sport

>>149301486
you think anyone here just sits in the threads all day without doing anything else? how old are you?

How do you even go outside at this point if you're a Mets fan?

>>149301546
Not a falseflag at all and buffalo chicken does sound good. But tuna is like 3 bucks for a big can. Nother dollar for some peas.. oh yeah. I'm eatin' good.

>>149301486
Most of my friends don't watch baseball.

>>149301519
I left out the context for you to decipher.

>>149301601
you t. haven't originated anything here reddiitor

Willy Mac Truck Jr

>>149301551
>IT'S A LITTLE PILL WITH A STORY TO TELL
LeL
KeK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aromts0OiHs

>>149301588
Stfu bitch. I got a grinder match and im on the way to meet him. So fucking what if my Mets are in a slump? Atleast im not an incel like you!

>>149301546
for me it's a double cheeseburger with no pickles, medium fries, and a diet coke

>>149301568
confirmed

>>149301530
I couldn't imagine being caught browsing 4chan at work

No thanks I'll save my shitposting material for the evening

>>149301392

>>149301702
breakfast was Bacon, Eggs, and buttermilk pancakes made from scratch (including the butter milk)
lunch was left over enchilladas I made last night (from scratch)
dinner is some pork ribs I have smoking with a side of potato salad (need I tell you it's home made?) and corn on the cob

This is a Cane's genny.

>>149301568
I only smoke weed which isn't addictive (and is good for you)

>>149301742
>he doesn’t get paid to shitpost
NGMI

>Pooston

>>149301392
Get em FACT Posta!

I miss McD's breakfast served 24 hours

>>149301430
uh oh yamsbros

yamaHITo

>took 3 innings to get a strikeout
this is gonna be a rough one for yams

with jardiance it's easy to see
I'm lowering my a1c

>>149301821
McGoy is only good early morning or late at night when you don't have the shit to make it at home.

Any other time you're just being lazy.

>>149301588
still never lost a game 18-0

>>149301877
>1-0
I don't think so really

that's a ball?????????????????????

this ump! kek KEK

HOW IS THIS A FUCKING BALL?

based Yoshi

lol bad call in LA

??

LOL UMPS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Ozempic is bad for you

>>149301886
no, he's right. i used to work 3rds and picking up a sausage egg mcmuff at 2 pm was a godsend

>>149301960
IF I DON'T SEE IT IT'S NOT A STRIKE

>>149301960
Dodgers get umpballed constantly

>>149301960
Immaculate inning ruined in spectacular fashion

That had better not be that faggot Tripp Gibson at home plate

>9 pitches
>9 strikes
>umpie is retarded
yamsbros we are so fucking back

>>149301960
that’s up

Imaginary Immaculate inning WEW now you see why we need like 4-5 bats? It's all auto outs. No competitive good AB either.

>>149301960
YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THE CALLS? GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE

>right in the middle
>Ball
Ump is lucky he's Japanese.

First blatant case of racism I see from an MLB umpire holy fuck.
It was never NOT a strike. Like, zero movement.

>>149301669
>ausfag will never enjoy this kino while Jerry Springer is on a commercial break at 10:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdPM6j1Q4sg&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

>>149301960
feared hitters get the benefit of the doubt

>>149301960
this is the most retarded ump i've ever seen in my whole life

>>149301886
I usually don't eat a whole lot of meat or cheese or eggs or whatever, so I generally don't buy the stuff as most of it will go bad before I eat it. easier and less wasteful to just eat out.

>>149302094
What do you eat? Kale?

>>149301960
Cubgers don’t get fu-

>>149301960
0-2 and 3-0 counts are just the fucking worst. Umps always make the most absolute bullshit calls to force that first one instead of just admitting it's a 3 pitch strikeout/4 pitch walk

>>149301960
Robo umps when?

>yamamoto robbed of an immaculate inning
that's crazy

how many games of ump ball is this in a row?

>>149302073
Donate to junk for joy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XWdFQJ9bWo

>This guy, Yama Moto! Yama Moto, I call him little yoshi, and he’s all over the place I’ve never seen anything like it. He can’t find the zone and listen folks I know the strike zone, ok, nobody knows the strike zone better than me and they try to tell me “it’s strike, an immaculate inning you ruined!” Let me tell you, it’s not a strike. Yama Moto!

>>149301773
Pot head.

>>149302131
fruits, veggies, beans, rice. I did post earlier about half a trader joe's calzone I heated up, but that's kind of a treat.

>Mets are 0-6 since "pride" night

the home plate umpire is marvin hudson. does anyone know of any other calls he got blatantly wrong?

>>149302131
>Kale?
"You can really taste the kale." - Veggie Boyd

The name is shields, James Shields

>>149302174
9 iirc

>>149302241
>fruits, veggies, beans, rice
and McDonalds..

>>149301960
What in the goddamn?

Atleast this fraud didn’t strikeout

singletani

Avoiding a immaculate inning is like winning a world series for me

>>149301960
Take it fucking back.

>>149302218
>Pot head.
James Shields.

>Mookie Betts
>two outs
yeah they ain't getting it

>>149302289
Those have been debunked paco

>>149302290
on occasion

When does ICE make a surprise appearance at doyer stadium tonight?

mookie :(

>>149302333
If they were smart they would do the 6th inning

>>149302316
>>Pot head.
>James Shields.
>>149302286
>The name is shields, James Shields
You beat me to it, anon.

Washed bitch didn’t even dive for it

>>149302333
lol the crowd would tear them apart

>>149302357
Let’s roll homie!

>>149302357
kek

mookie betts is the most overrated player in baseball

>>149302377
They would scatter like cockroaches

I LOVE THE HAT GAME BROS!

>>149302377
they have guns and the doyerpacos wont

>>149302407
He's been so so ever since he became vegetarian

>>149302407
both he and Freddie and maybe Ohtani could use more rest

>missing a strike call right down the middle
okay I'd be fucking fuming kek

>>149302407
He’s a great shortstop. But his batting his ass

>>149302332
you're alright anon. I do like their cheeseburgers

>>149302483
>But his batting his ass
?

>>149302464
lol poor guy

>>149302477
One strike away from an immaculate inning

>>149302516
I meant *is ass
I was hoping you’d understand my retarded typo

1.877.Kars4Kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4

how come the dodgers just accepted that terrible ball call ruining a historic immaculate innings?

Denzel Clarke with yet another defensive gem.

My mariners will never win another baseball game. :(

>>149302610
Dodger gods don't chimp out

>>149301960
Looks like a ball to me yuroshit

>>149302516
hopefully youre questioning his meaning and not the typo. his 2022 and 2023 playoff batting was unforgettable...

>>149302610
Because theyre used to the umps fucking them

>>149302407
ohtani exists, batted .100 in the world series for $700 million

>>149302407
Just needs to eat one burger to revitalize himself for another 2-3 years. Can't do shit when all you eat is twigs and hay

>>149302610
what u want us to do m8

>>149302610
you can't challenge balls and strikes. they tend to only start raising a stink if it's a habitual problem with several pitches.

I'm going to put the blame on Will Smith for not framing that strike.

>>149302638
JOOOOOOLIIIOOOOOO

>>149302610
Fuck they gon’ do?

Anyone have a working stream? mlbwebcast and 66 are buffering forever

>>149302694
The Julio project is a bust.

>>149302649
absolutely. judge was heavily criticized but ohtani was just as bad.

>>149302654
maybe they could show some heckin emotion?

>>149302715
I live near one

>will need to work on his framing
how about the faggot ass ump get some new eyes instead?

Does anyone have that AI image of the gay Braves “I’m ready for my chop”

>>149302610
it sucks, but at the end of the day it's a single bad call pitch and had no impact on the game, not something to kick up a fuss over.

>>149302733
also, too early in the game, if it was the 7th inning and the game was tight, they likely would have chimped out some.

>>149302715
try the tennis thread

>>149302791
it's stat chad history. many years from new a commentator will list all past dodgers who have had an immaculate inning and yamamotos name could have been there

>>149302745
>uwu yams immaculate inning for the record books?!?
not on my watch

>>149302715
I use mlbbox

>>149302745
>need to work on laughably obvious attempts at tricking someone 2 inches away
framing is the biggest fucking meme

>>149301546
Lobster Mac is actually the best

>>149302927
overpriced

How many fouls until it should be a strike?

Outs Above Average Leaderboard

>Ohtani has struck out 11 times against the Padres this season
holy crap

>>149302956
Based dodgers lifelong

>>149302694
EMILIO!!!

>>149302745
umpchads own you filthy illegals

now I'm eating frozen blueberries. y'all ever fuck with this or what? Go Dodgers!

Willie double.

Ohtani, Betts and Freeman are ass jesus

>>149299154
>>149301472
>>149301546
>>149302927
What's "mac", precious? What's "mac"?

>>149303018
Yes. Frozen food was all I could find when the c00f happened

>>149302998
doyerpacos going to buy every Padres pitcher kek

>>149303062
desu these were fresh and then I froze them myself

You have to live in this country for five years to enter the record books

>>149303046
Bottom of the lineup are the better batters desu

>>149302980
Ernie!

>>149302726
How soon until he can leave the mariners?

>>149303046
and the team has been consistently winning. it's pretty fortunate.

>>149303052
Stop calling me precious you fucking Mets fag

>>149303100
oh that sounds nice

>>149302727
But the Dodgers won the World Series, YanPako

a man named Boogerfart plays for a team named Poodres and wears a peepee and poopoo colored uniform?

>>149303046
Freeman is just dejected since it's pretty much a lock that he'll go up to bat with nobody on and 1 or 2 outs because the 2 guys ahead of him are bums. Put Kim in the leadoff spot and stop fucking pulling him against lefties when he's batting .750 against them

>yams
>second worst run support
DEATH

>>149303018
No but ive heard it’s good. Specifically mango

>In America, you have to trick the ump so he makes the right call

Umps are the best. You and your team are wrong. Automated pitch calls are wrong.

chunky muncy can't even hold the dang ball

>>149303302
It's based

get fucked ump!

lol karma

SERVES YOU RIGHT BITCH

TUD

Umpbros.. not like this

ARE YOU OKAY, MARV. PLEASE SAY YES.

padres aren't getting the close calls anymore for that...

getting hit in the head can only improve his calls

>>149303302
what the fuck kind of synthetic materials is that face made of

>>149303302
Holy cannoli's!

>>149303414
polyurethane or polypropylene

>>149303302
Ugly just likee the fat softball girls.

Forgive them umpgods, for they know now what they do.

>>149303414
pretty sure that bitch is a north korean escapee. she just has a bit of makeup on.

>>149303452
Not, it's not now

The only good ump is a dead one

>bottom of the lineup producing
THIS ISN'T MY PADRES

>Cacapoopoo
kek

>>149303458
that weird schizo bitch that's turned into a quasi-spokesperson for fascism

Where is nu...tho?

>>149303458
>Makeup
Bitch had a bunch of plastic surgery and she way over exaggerated her north Korea story

>>149303484
>whitoids actually believe this

>fat hands muncy fucking the dodgers again

>>149303515
it's funny when the girl who experienced real fascism doesn't support the western "anti-fascists"
me thinks something might be awry

>>149303525
>way over exaggerated
outright lies

/nu/

>>149303556
>>149303556
>>149303556

/nu/

Teoscar Hernandez sucks