and like the picaresque rogue, the space cowboy, the lovable antihero, i believe i have passed God’s Blurry Test
>>513760662
damn straight
>>513760779
ty fren, that was of mild interest
>>513760789
the best kind (also the worst, sweet fuck)

>>513680182
>I didn't think it would and I'm glad it didn't
sometimes you give someone an easy test to make yourself feel good
>the real win condition is to be able to catch a glimpse of your condition in the bathroom mirror and not go "ugh, I gotta do something about that"
im much closer now than ever but the muffin top, he clings
>my headache never came back but I got woken up by stomach cramps for explosive diarrhea for no apparent reason, extremely fluid situation
sometimes your body is just a fuck for no reason
me? the opposite. i havent farted more than like 2 times since the diet began
>>513680263
you know the first line
“THE MAGICAL RED JEWEL” IS THE MOST CRAZY ASS EPISODE OF ANYTHING ON ADULT SWIM
>>513680356
damn right
>>513680498
bet he doesnt even know who won the lottery

i need your news, your awoos and for you to allow me to fuck off in peace at 00:00:00

better you hear this from me than a “insider”, but mayor mccheese is going down and going down hard.
there is footage of out there of him forcing birdie the early bird to give him a cheesejob while the mcnugget buddies watch, which alone makes him worthy of the death penalty according to mcdonaldland law, but then he fucked it up even further by hiring the hamburgler to steal the tape from the grimace’s campaign office in the ronald mcdonald hotel. he got gotted after he pulled a kosh on a security guard and got swiss cheesed (by an fn p90, im not sure if thats like a pun or irony or something) and the dumbass had texts with 0 opsec going back and forth with the mayor:
brace yourselves for a massive regime chance, frens, we’re not in playland any more
donald trump is also not the antichrist
anyway, nn frens, stay comf

>>512176799
herald. mildly blurry day. but like clever odysseus, i see a way out of this using my wits
you?

now that ive tried thick cut bacon how can i go back to thin? i need that big bacon cut.
anyway, im hanging with crazy tomboy so replies will be sparse. how are frens, clowns and awoos?

Pirates mindfucked this team

>>509095287
shit, our names are probably touching
>>509095299
not bad. kino even. you?

McGravy was a mistake
Why did he get a 2nd chance?

yes...YES!!!

Woah what a game

Fuck

>>149165848
right there with ya