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Anonymous United States No.149329498 >>149329515 >>149329541 >>149329717 >>149329874 >>149330442 >>149337406 >>149337447 >>149337723 >>149340924 >>149341662 >>149341807
/mlb/
β€˜toid stuff edition
Anonymous United States No.149329515
>>149329498 (OP)
This one is better
Anonymous United States No.149329518
doyers
Anonymous United States No.149329541 >>149337474
>>149329498 (OP)
Kek this is the real thread

Swing batter batter batter.
Anonymous United States No.149329717
>>149329498 (OP)
What a coincidence, I will also be at the Tigers then.
Anonymous United States No.149329874
>>149329498 (OP)
It’s a good day to be a new tigers fan here
Anonymous United States No.149330442
>>149329498 (OP)
You actually did it you mad lad.
Hopefully we can recycle
Anonymous United States No.149331379
bump for 'cycle
Anonymous United States No.149335820
New tigers fans here look like this???
Anonymous United States No.149337384
m'dodgers
Anonymous United States No.149337406
>>149329498 (OP)
banging a hot wife is fun. didn't think it would be as hot as it turned out to be
Anonymous United States No.149337418
>>149320548
>one of which will be dfa'd tomorrow
>https://www.si.com/mlb/cubs/news/chicago-cubs-part-ways-with-disastrous-veteran-reliever-recall-triple-a-standout
How did she know?
Anonymous United States No.149337447 >>149337546 >>149337690
>>149329498 (OP)
Doggies with the one seed
Anonymous United States No.149337449 >>149337463 >>149337466
tigers bandwagon is closed
Anonymous United States No.149337463
>>149337449
New tigers fan here... Ya gotta let me in!!
Anonymous United States No.149337466
>>149337449
Good thing I've already hopped on as a new Tigers fan...
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
Anonymous United States No.149337474
>>149329541
>Swing batter batter batter.
I had a boomer a few rows behind me at a game last year and he did that through 9 innings, loud as fuck lmao. "CMON BATTA BATTA BATTA!! SWING BATTA BATTA SWWWIIINNNG!!!". He also used "that just ain't gonna do it" about 75 times the game half the time you couldn't even tell what "that" was, a few dozen attaboys. He was good fun my wife and I imitate him occasionally at games I hope to find him again.
Anonymous United States No.149337483 >>149337518 >>149337536
Yankees bΓ©isbol soon with Mike Schmidt on the mound.
Anonymous United States No.149337518 >>149337994
>>149337483
>Mest faggot already abandoned the Mets bandwagon for the based yankees
Anonymous United States No.149337536
>>149337483
Perrserker is lucky the Yanks allow all that facial hair now
Anonymous United States No.149337546 >>149337685
>>149337447
based.
Anonymous United States No.149337586
tiggiebros, mestbros, and cubbiebros got too cocky.
Wincinnati !!SgPSJHBNzs6 United States No.149337593 >>149337620 >>149337636 >>149338737 >>149338960
top & bottom TTO guys this year
Anonymous United States No.149337620
>>149337593
Three true FAGGOTS!!!
Anonymous United States No.149337636
>>149337593
>TTO%
EYES++.jpg
Anonymous Canada No.149337664 >>149337747
tick tock, White Sox
Anonymous United States No.149337685
>>149337546
Oh that's a good one.
Anonymous Canada No.149337690 >>149337835
>>149337447
nice dog
Anonymous Ethiopia No.149337707
Boiled dogs with ketchup for the Yanquis game :3
Anonymous United States No.149337723
>>149329498 (OP)
Anybody know whose parents these might be?
Anonymous United States No.149337724
o kek
Anonymous Panama No.149337735
Jays

>OF Addison Barger was removed from today's starting lineup with right hip discomfort.
This can't be good
Anonymous United States No.149337747 >>149337841 >>149341514
>>149337664
Jays are a 70 win team and are getting swept this weekend.
Anonymous United States No.149337773 >>149337793
Will the Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD today?
Anonymous United States No.149337793
>>149337773
probably not
Yankee Updates United States No.149337811
Luis Gil (lat) throws successful live BP Saturday
Anonymous United States No.149337835
>>149337690
thx
Anonymous Canada No.149337841
>>149337747
wrong on both counts
Anonymous Canada No.149337843 >>149337870
stankees
borioles
Anonymous United States No.149337870 >>149338018
>>149337843
Get it right.
Anonymous United States No.149337872 >>149337938 >>149337991
>poojays
Anonymous Canada No.149337938 >>149337985
>>149337872
it's blowgays
Anonymous United States No.149337976 >>149338189
Doyers
Anonymous United States No.149337985
>>149337938
Can’t forget >jasy
Anonymous Canada No.149337991
>>149337872
excuse me?
Anonymous United States No.149337994 >>149338043
>>149337518
Not me I only post bugs
Anonymous Canada No.149338018 >>149338037
>>149337870
i don't go blue
not outside of /b/, anyways
Anonymous United States No.149338033
Absolutely nasty ab from Gunna Henderson there
Anonymous United States No.149338037
>>149338018
But this is a blue board thoughever
Anonymous United States No.149338043 >>149338108
>>149337994
I thought you posted some other types of β€˜mon. That’s actually pretty funny.
Anonymous United States No.149338077 >>149338091
>Astros making an elite bullpen out of Josh Hader, Bryan Abreu, and a bunch of literally whos
How do they keep getting away with it?
Anonymous United States No.149338091 >>149338167
>>149338077
Cheating, historically speaking
Anonymous United States No.149338108 >>149338179
>>149338043
There’s another guy who makes PokΓ©mon edits and a dodgers anon makes them too
Anonymous United States No.149338142
>gets walked off
>twice
Pooston
Anonymous United States No.149338167
>>149338091
Anonymous United States No.149338179
>>149338108
/mlb/ is a PokΓ©mon general.
Anonymous United States No.149338189
>>149337976
edman wants in on that
Anonymous United States No.149338197
Literal who's
Anonymous United States No.149338200
>nate pearson back
Please god don’t use him today with the wind blowing out
I assume they wanted to call up Porter Hodge but he got his shot pushed in last night
Anonymous United States No.149338265 >>149338291 >>149339177 >>149339209 >>149339257 >>149339469 >>149340712 >>149342532 >>149342552
She’s so pretty, I wouldn’t harm her in 1000 years. But of course she chooses to be with Chad Thundercock who treats her like shit.
Anonymous United States No.149338290
Just make the spring training uniform our alternate.
Anonymous United States No.149338291 >>149342532
>>149338265
any woman who marries an MLB player knows 100% that they're going to be unfaithful, this is just sympathy bait
Anonymous United States No.149338299 >>149338414
mets, i choose you to win a game tonight
Anonymous Ethiopia No.149338305 >>149338352
Grisham is too elite.
Anonymous United States No.149338323
And to think they wanted me to pay $23 to watch these clowns today
Anonymous United States No.149338324
GRISH’d
Anonymous United States No.149338345
Steinbrenner Field seems kinda comfy desu
Anonymous United States No.149338352 >>149338446
>>149338305
Ethiopia loves the Yankees.
Anonymous United States No.149338384 >>149338522
>F1 the movie starting Brad Pitt currently in theaters
>/mlb/ the movie still stuck in production hell
cast our movie, bros: I think Hunter would make a perfect cubspie
Anonymous United States No.149338414
>>149338299
I could probably end this girl's life using only three punches.
Anonymous United States No.149338446 >>149338504
>>149338352
He’s prob wearing a Yankees World Series Champions 2024 tshirt as we speak
Anonymous Ethiopia No.149338504 >>149338521 >>149338553
>>149338446
Actually an old hawks hat
Anonymous United States No.149338521
>>149338504
>hawkees
Anonymous United States No.149338522 >>149338556 >>149338631 >>149339204
>>149338384
i would gobble every drop of this dude's cum
Anonymous United States No.149338553 >>149338587 >>149338681
>>149338504
Hawkees won that superbowleries.
Anonymous United States No.149338556 >>149338762
>>149338522
Chop on, brutha!
Anonymous United States No.149338587
>>149338553
Hawks are a basketball team bud
Anonymous United States No.149338631 >>149338762
>>149338522
haha yeah go Mets
Anonymous United States No.149338646 >>149338756
Don’t know who to root for between my cubiners today.
Anonymous United States No.149338660
>Atlanta Hawks
>Atlanta Falcons
>Atlanta Gay Braves
you gotta wonder why they didn’t keep the theme going?
Anonymous United States No.149338681
>>149338553
lol @ this retard
Anonymous United States No.149338737
>>149337593
reading about tto on baseball-reference and am positive the female writers used to be men
>Christina Kahrl
>Diane Firstman
Anonymous Ethiopia No.149338743
>deleting a post with a common flag on an anonymous image board
Anonymous United States No.149338756
>>149338646
>cubiners
Go Cubs? Go Mariners? Cubiners?
Anonymous United States No.149338762 >>149338882
>>149338556
>>149338631
Now hold on just a cotton pickin minute. At what point is sex with Hunter less gay than sex with some ugly lady? As a new tigers fan I think that needs to be considered.
Anonymous United States No.149338763 >>149338788
I strongly feel the orioles should pay homage to jonestown.
Anonymous United States No.149338788 >>149338902
>>149338763
the massacre?
Anonymous Ethiopia No.149338811
BRONX
O
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B
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S
Anonymous United States No.149338820
>gloryholes
Anonymous United States No.149338831 >>149338883
tigers have been getting gaped a lot recently
Anonymous United States No.149338845
RICE’d
Anonymous United States No.149338859 >>149338903 >>149338992
what do we do about the Volpe problem?
Anonymous United States No.149338882 >>149338915 >>149338919
>>149338762
Sex with a man is 100% gay bro, sorry.
Anonymous United States No.149338883 >>149338909
>>149338831
>tigers have been getting gaped a lot recently
Is that why you're a new Tigers fan?
Anonymous United States No.149338902 >>149338939
>>149338788
Nothing gets past you huh
Anonymous United States No.149338903 >>149338944
>>149338859
Nothing. He's the next Jeter
Anonymous United States No.149338909
>>149338883
why yes....yes it is ;)
Anonymous United States No.149338915 >>149338956
>>149338882
Is it gay if it’s Recker?
Anonymous United States No.149338919
>>149338882
don't care, i'd still plow hunter
Anonymous United States No.149338939 >>149338961
>>149338902
nothing indeed. i finished top of my class.
Anonymous United States No.149338944 >>149339346
>>149338903
>0-25 in his last at bats
Anonymous United States No.149338956
>>149338915
Nope. Go Mets!
Anonymous United States No.149338960 >>149338998
>>149337593
interesting that the players with the highest % of TTO's unquestionably produce more WAR than the bottom of the list.
Anonymous United States No.149338961 >>149338991
>>149338939
You're a top? I took you for a bottom.
Anonymous United States No.149338978
I NEED IT!!!
Anonymous United States No.149338991
>>149338961
depend on the mood. which are you, big daddy?
Anonymous United States No.149338992
>>149338859
What is the final solution to the Volpe problem?
Anonymous United States No.149338998
>>149338960
Cane's
Anonymous United States No.149339012
!
Anonymous United States No.149339030
bodymore gloriholes
Anonymous United States No.149339062
>gloriholes
Anonymous United States No.149339079
Pujols
Pages
Anonymous United States No.149339098 >>149339196 >>149339212 >>149339232
how long before all the Tiger lifelongs disappear again
Anonymous United States No.149339109 >>149339149
JEEPUS CRIPES
Anonymous United States No.149339149
>>149339109
They don't call it the Windy City for nothing
Anonymous United States No.149339177
>>149338265
ironically Hjelle didn’t stick out his neck for her
Anonymous United States No.149339196 >>149339271
>>149339098
good riddance if so. only real lifelongs allowed for my tigers
Anonymous United States No.149339202
Did someone say "neck"? - Trevor Bauer
Anonymous United States No.149339204
>>149338522
on estrogen for years so probably can’t get an erection sadly
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149339209
>>149338265
Why would you post this, what does this do to improve your children's lives?
Anonymous United States No.149339212
>>149339098
They'd have to fall out of the playoffs entirely
t. new Tigers fan here
Anonymous United States No.149339232
>>149339098
>how long before all the Tiger lifelongs disappear again
Soon it will just be new Tigers fans.
Anonymous United States No.149339248
Tigers are going to fall off like they did last year.
Anonymous United States No.149339257
>>149338265
Imagine if she ends up like this. I would totally hate that.
Anonymous United States No.149339271
>>149339196
in all seriousness it's cool to see you guys excited about the Tigers
Anonymous United States No.149339346
>>149338944
1-25 now ya punk!
Anonymous United States No.149339359
Glorioles getting gaped
Anonymous United States No.149339398
Five Nights at Steinbrenners ya punks!
Anonymous United States No.149339421 >>149339439 >>149339447
which do i tune into
>mariners/cusb
>reds/birds
leaning the latter because i like elly and the cards uniforms are nice, but the former has roiding johnny bench and a great stadium
Anonymous United States No.149339439 >>149339554
>>149339421
wind is blowing str8 out w/like 32mph gusts at Wrigley…just an FYI
Anonymous United States No.149339447 >>149339554
>>149339421
I’d usually say mariners for Juliokino but Ellykino has been a lot more consistent than him.
Anonymous United States No.149339469 >>149339496
>>149338265
More wives of athletes should be calling out their cheating husbands IMO. Like who cares if you can hit a ball with a stick or dribble a ball if you’re a shitty person that doesn’t put his family first. We need a cultural shift.
Anonymous Canada No.149339481 >>149339520
Ready to watch the Jays get swept by the >socks
Anonymous United States No.149339494
ITS OFFICIALLY A GAPING IN YANKEE STADIUM
Anonymous United States No.149339496
>>149339469
ofc, if they want to do it
Anonymous United States No.149339520 >>149339800
>>149339481
very nice, show us the women of Toronto.
Anonymous United States No.149339525
ITFCB
Anonymous Spain No.149339540 >>149339550 >>149339899
Ivan Herrera is going to miss a few weeks and the cusb series starts tuesday.
Anonymous United States No.149339550
>>149339540
Spain loves the Cardinals
Anonymous United States No.149339554
>>149339439
>>149339447
figured it out thanks
Anonymous United States No.149339564
CCBIOTA
Anonymous United States No.149339566 >>149339599
Reminder that by this time next week, all teams should be halfway through their schedule.
Anonymous United States No.149339579 >>149339721
Is gura-anon one of the dodger new newfags?
Anonymous United States No.149339593
THATS A STRIKE YOU DUMB MUTHAFICKA
Anonymous United States No.149339599 >>149339633
>>149339566
Anonymous United States No.149339630
Julio is only 24 wow I would have guessed like 28
Anonymous United States No.149339633 >>149339640
>>149339599
gday
Anonymous United States No.149339640
>>149339633
>gday
hewo
Anonymous United States No.149339668
Ball 2 take your base
Anonymous United States No.149339700
Ball 2 take your base
Anonymous United States No.149339717 >>149339751
walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!
Anonymous United States No.149339721
>>149339579
the fact you don't know makes you a new Tigers fan
Anonymous United States No.149339728 >>149339751
sit the FUCK down!!!
Anonymous United States No.149339729 >>149339751
sit the FUCK down!!!
Anonymous United States No.149339751 >>149339768 >>149339778
>>149339717
>>149339728
>>149339729
cringe
Anonymous United States No.149339768
>>149339751
shut the FUCK up!!!
Anonymous United States No.149339778
>>149339751
shut the FUCK up!!!
Anonymous United States No.149339784
we luv 2 fuck ya!!
Anonymous Canada No.149339800
>>149339520
If I was at the pride game, gladly
Anonymous United States No.149339802
Cubgers on the board
Anonymous United States No.149339804
HAPP SLAP!
Anonymous United States No.149339813
BOOOOM!!!!!!!!
Anonymous United States No.149339822
why did the stankees give babe to the barves
Anonymous United States No.149339838
TUCKER BOMB!
Anonymous Spain No.149339841
Burleson
Anonymous United States No.149339846
Back to back dingers for those Cubbie Bears
Anonymous United States No.149339853
WE LUV 2 TUCK YA!!!
Anonymous United States No.149339864
TUCK EM FUCK EM SUCK EM!!!!!!!

GET OUT THE TAPE MEASURER THAT BALL IS LOOOOOONG GONE!
Anonymous United States No.149339881 >>149339920
shut the FUCK up!!!
Anonymous United States No.149339887
Burly Bomb!
Anonymous United States No.149339890 >>149340003 >>149340016
Doyers
Anonymous Panama No.149339899 >>149339925
>>149339540
Why do Panama's best players keep getting hurt? :(
Anonymous United States No.149339905
emmerson handjob
Anonymous United States No.149339920 >>149339926 >>149339934
>>149339881
Anonymous United States No.149339925 >>149339951 >>149340068
>>149339899
Is pulling a hammy that bad that you are on the IL for 4 weeks???
Anonymous United States No.149339926
>>149339920
based kekistan!!!
Anonymous Canada No.149339933 >>149339997
30s having fun
Anonymous United States No.149339934
>>149339920
based Pepe chad
Anonymous Panama No.149339951
>>149339925
They're not taking any chances anon
Anonymous United States No.149339953
>saw 3 home runs in 2 minutes
gonna be a good day boys
Anonymous United States No.149339962
speak the FUCK up!!!
Anonymous United States No.149339989
The FUCK!!! poster reminds me of this guy and I read his posts in the same voice: https://youtu.be/hddCpJ8MfVo?si=xXiGvn1uck4qVzZ8
Anonymous Panama No.149339997
>>149339933
nice
Anonymous United States No.149340003
>>149339890
look at her go!
Anonymous United States No.149340016
>>149339890
ANIME!
Anonymous United States No.149340018
Tigs ain’t it
Anonymous United States No.149340046
get the bat off your shoulders you pussy at bitch!
Anonymous United States No.149340057
Are we watching college baseball tonight lads
Anonymous United States No.149340058 >>149340095
favorite baseball nick-names?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HqHgsJ_-h4
Anonymous United States No.149340065 >>149340095
cubs fans, do you call horton "reverend horton heat"? because you should, that's a sick nickname for a pitcher and a good band.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IBmqZu9cjs
Anonymous United States No.149340067
get the bat off your shoulders you pussy at bitch!
Anonymous Spain No.149340068
>>149339925
Hamstrings are very tricky right there with oblique injuries. Probably is a grade 2 (partial tear). I bet it is going to be more time.
Anonymous United States No.149340095
>>149340058
>>149340065
>synchronized nickname posting
hmm
Anonymous United States No.149340100
no...NO!!!
Anonymous United States No.149340116
welp, looks like it’s umps vs the cubs again.
Every mariners pitcher is going to get 5 strikes at the plate
Anonymous United States No.149340117
>crow can't handle the win
ironic kek
Anonymous United States No.149340118
yes...YES!!!
Anonymous United States No.149340121
Cubs suck
Anonymous United States No.149340139 >>149340215
my doggie doos finna be tied for first by EOD
Anonymous United States No.149340144 >>149340192
how are these ruled hits? official scorers have lost it.
Anonymous Ethiopia No.149340146
Volpe doubters?!?!?!?!?!?
Anonymous United States No.149340148
Holy shit what the absolute FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous United States No.149340156 >>149340170
lmao this cubs game is must-see tv. wind murdering these boys. hit anything in the air and it's a 50-50 hit
Anonymous United States No.149340164 >>149340292 >>149340355
Volpetruthers eating rn.
Anonymous United States No.149340170
>>149340156
they call it the windy city cuz they fart so much
Anonymous United States No.149340172
attabrujan
Anonymous Panama No.149340187
Eflin just took himself out from the deadline trade market
Anonymous United States No.149340188
The next Jeter is back.
Anonymous United States No.149340192 >>149340213
>>149340144
They didn’t get a glove on it
Anonymous United States No.149340204 >>149340210
Double Play for the cubs to keep the lead
Anonymous United States No.149340207
Ethiopia loves the Yankees.
Anonymous United States No.149340210
>>149340204
nobody cares cubespaco
Anonymous United States No.149340213 >>149340258
>>149340192
It doesn't matter, back then it would be a judgement call and they would have been errors because of the nature of the fly ball. The glove rule was more applicable to liners.
Anonymous United States No.149340215 >>149340257 >>149340292
>>149340139
breedable
Anonymous United States No.149340218
All things considered that’s the most impressive inning I’ve seen a cubs pitcher pitch this year
Anonymous United States No.149340226
Double Play for the cubs to keep the lead
Anonymous United States No.149340257 >>149340292
>>149340215
t. Zoophile
Anonymous United States No.149340258
>>149340213
Yeah Manfred put an edict out, everything is a hit these days, especially when it’s the cubs because Manfred has been trying to use his powers to destroy the Cubs since he got in office. He wanted to finish the job Selig started
Anonymous United States No.149340274 >>149340285 >>149340288 >>149340323
Speedster Arroz! RBI Triple
Anonymous United States No.149340283
attaeye mikey buschie!!!
Anonymous United States No.149340285
>>149340274
Domestic abuse victim phenotype
Anonymous United States No.149340288 >>149340431 >>149340500
>>149340274
Tits McGee
Anonymous United States No.149340292 >>149340355
>>149340215
>>149340257
sorry. that was meant for >>149340164
Anonymous United States No.149340295 >>149340315
Michael Busch is very underrated imo
Anonymous United States No.149340315
>>149340295
absolutely
Anonymous United States No.149340323
>>149340274
She looks like if you stretched a picture of sara jean underwood without locking the aspect ratio
Anonymous United States No.149340325
>sonny gray
Can you really call it a fastball if it tops out at 92mph
Anonymous United States No.149340328
attacarsie!! thare ya go carsie yay!!!!
Anonymous United States No.149340337
jesus christ these st. louis jerseys are the best in baseball. they're perfect
Anonymous United States No.149340344 >>149340551
you may only reply if you are #1 in your respective league
Anonymous United States No.149340353
now it’s a strike. hahahahhahahhahahaha
Anonymous United States No.149340355 >>149340413
>>149340292
>sorry. that was meant for >>149340164
t. Zoophile
Anonymous United States No.149340364 >>149340378 >>149340494
why is attendance so dismal in st. lou on a saturday?
Anonymous United States No.149340374
attanico !! yaya!!!! a run scores yay!!! 3-1 cubbies yay!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous United States No.149340378 >>149340397 >>149340494
>>149340364
It's hot
Anonymous United States No.149340385 >>149340501
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE4pma2
Anonymous United States No.149340397
>>149340378
that's what the beer's for
Anonymous United States No.149340407
>smelly de la poo
Anonymous United States No.149340408
lets go brujan lets go!!
Anonymous United States No.149340413
>>149340355
oh. i didn't realize those were animals haha i'm colorblind. awwwwkward! >_<
Anonymous United States No.149340416
I think "he" is a she, and I think she is a changeling.
Anonymous United States No.149340426
attaeye brujan there ya go !!
Anonymous United States No.149340431 >>149340520
>>149340288
Anonymous United States No.149340435
Let's go Happ ya got this!!
Anonymous United States No.149340471
HAPP!!! YAY!!! I''M SO HAPPY!!!!!
Anonymous United States No.149340472
ATTABOY HAPPER!!!!!
Anonymous United States No.149340494
>>149340364
>>149340378
the gloryholes 'round town are poppin'
Anonymous United States No.149340500
>>149340288
I posted the wrong version.
Anonymous Canada No.149340501 >>149340558
>>149340385
>4pma2
what does it mean?
Anonymous United States No.149340504
Is this the cubs discord
Anonymous United States No.149340520 >>149340681
>>149340431
I was gonna counter with an even better set of tits but nevermind
Anonymous United States No.149340523 >>149340580
Yankees got a no-hitter going? Who's pitching?
Anonymous United States No.149340543
Cubscord loves to FUCK YA!!!
Anonymous United States No.149340551
>>149340344
This post is for all the new Tigers fans out there
Anonymous Panama No.149340558 >>149340565
>>149340501
that's probably his captcha
Anonymous United States No.149340564 >>149340595
Padrescord here. FUCK the cubscord
Anonymous United States No.149340565 >>149340589
>>149340558
her*
Anonymous Canada No.149340568 >>149340591 >>149340606
Civale’s tossing bombs rn
Anonymous United States No.149340578
you may only reply if you are currently in the playoffs if the season ended today
Anonymous United States No.149340580
>>149340523
Clarke Schmidt, son of Mike Schmidt.
Anonymous Panama No.149340589 >>149340609
>>149340565
Anonymous Canada No.149340591
>>149340568
time to get your Schneider dogs
Anonymous United States No.149340595
>>149340564
no...NO!!!
Anonymous United States No.149340598 >>149340634 >>149340647 >>149340648 >>149340849
holy shit, anyone catch that on the st. louis broadcast? they were talking about "disability pride night," which, is obviously hilarious in and of itself. but there's a flag giveaway, and the announcer accidentally said "fag"
Anonymous United States No.149340606
>>149340568
I'd sniff his bombs iykwim
Anonymous United States No.149340609
>>149340589
Lel
Anonymous United States No.149340631
>empty stadium in st louis

kek
Anonymous United States No.149340634
>>149340598
I’m a Cardinals fan and I’m gay
Anonymous United States No.149340647
>>149340598
I’m a Cardinals fan and I’m gay
Anonymous United States No.149340648 >>149340675 >>149340725 >>149340849
>>149340598
Anonymous United States No.149340667
sheesh you can actually see the wind from the ivy
Anonymous United States No.149340671
KEK
Anonymous United States No.149340675
>>149340648
LOL what a world we live in
Anonymous United States No.149340681 >>149340745
>>149340520
>an even better set of tits
Recker's?
Anonymous United States No.149340683 >>149340724
NOOOOOOOOOO HIS DRS AND OAA


THINK OF HIS DRS AND OAA!
Anonymous United States No.149340697
sosa would hit 5 today
Anonymous United States No.149340699
im straight
Anonymous United States No.149340702
we need green stadiums built in the future with some trees planted in the stands to provide both aesthetic value and shade.
Anonymous United States No.149340706
attaboy Buschie!!!!
attaboy Cade!!!!
Anonymous United States No.149340712 >>149340747
>>149338265
Why are β€˜toids like this?
Anonymous United States No.149340724 >>149340804
>>149340683
I'm thinking about it, now what?
Anonymous United States No.149340725
>>149340648
I dont see anything wrong with this
Anonymous United States No.149340729
attaboy Buschie!!!!
attaboy Cade!!!!
Anonymous United States No.149340738
Who are yellow-skinned 'toids?
Anonymous United States No.149340745 >>149340853
>>149340681
No he's a boy
Anonymous United States No.149340747 >>149340806
>>149340712
Feminism. White roasties are the most entitled cunts on the face of earth.
Anonymous United States No.149340748
The slump is over.

Bats are hot.

Pitching is steady.

IL getting healthy.
Anonymous Canada No.149340786 >>149340826
let's go jays!
Anonymous Panama No.149340790
Please bounce back Jays, we can't lose a series to the White Sox for heaven's sake.
Anonymous United States No.149340798
Attaboy Petey
Anonymous United States No.149340804
>>149340724
Wincy?
Anonymous United States No.149340806 >>149340922
>>149340747
No we aren't. I mean some are but this is mostly just a stupid saying that doesn't go away
Anonymous United States No.149340810 >>149340901
MLB Big inning is on MLB Network
Anonymous United States No.149340822
Attapetey! there ya go!!!
Anonymous United States No.149340826
>>149340786
I think people have the wrong impression about gays on this website. I like it, actually. They’re fine people.
Anonymous United States No.149340849
>>149340648
>>149340598
Anonymous United States No.149340853 >>149340958
>>149340745
>No he's a boy
?
Anonymous United States No.149340857 >>149340931
attaeye dansby yay!!! ya got this cubbies!!!
Anonymous United States No.149340886
TO THE SWEATDROPS ON MY BALLS!!!!!!
Anonymous United States No.149340901
>>149340810
>MLB Big inning is on MLB Network
Play ball!
Anonymous Ethiopia No.149340922 >>149340942 >>149341096
>>149340806
>we
Anonymous Bahamas No.149340924
>>149329498 (OP)
do they really...?
Anonymous United States No.149340927 >>149340941
elly having heat stroke or what
Anonymous United States No.149340930
let's go buschie ya got this!!!
Anonymous United States No.149340931
>>149340857
>yay!!!
I'm so happy.
Anonymous United States No.149340941
>>149340927
why cant they just play this game late at night. 10 degrees cooler
Anonymous United States No.149340942 >>149341147
>>149340922
Yeah I'm a girl...
Anonymous United States No.149340948
ATTABUSCHIE!!!!!
Anonymous Canada No.149340956
Jays!
Anonymous United States No.149340958
>>149340853
Boys don't have these
Anonymous United States No.149340960
BUSCHIE BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous United States No.149340980
NICO BOMB IM CALLIN' IT!!!
Anonymous United States No.149340984
hey M's, the wind is blowing for both teams you idiots. HIT THE BALL IN THE AIR
Anonymous Panama No.149340986
BO BLAST
Anonymous United States No.149341012 >>149341023
Elly puked

Poor guy
Anonymous United States No.149341023
>>149341012
linky?
Anonymous United States No.149341042 >>149341107 >>149341550
25 scoreless innings for RHP Clarke Schmidt
Anonymous Canada No.149341048 >>149341136
i didn't know bo could do that
Anonymous United States No.149341084 >>149341106 >>149341110 >>149341131
>heatwave across half the country
>still wearing long-sleeved undershirts
baseball players are legitimately retarded (do NOT try to tell me these are breathable sun shirts)
Anonymous United States No.149341096 >>149341191
>>149340922
Sauce me up on the woman my dude.
Anonymous United States No.149341106
>>149341084
Just wait until it's late July.
Anonymous United States No.149341107 >>149341239
>>149341042
>103 pitches through 7 innings
Just leave him in until he gives up a hit?
Anonymous United States No.149341110
>>149341084
who’s gonna tell em?
Anonymous United States No.149341120
I'm female tho
Anonymous United States No.149341131 >>149341186 >>149341219
>>149341084
they should be wearing mesh snapbacks as well instead of cooking their brains, but that would require someone in these organizations to think.
Anonymous Canada No.149341136 >>149341213 >>149341282
>>149341048
We're gonna see all kinds of new things from him once he signs with another team.
Anonymous United States No.149341147
>>149340942
>girl
Anonymous Spain No.149341178
Sonny what are you doing...
Anonymous United States No.149341186
>>149341131
are players even allowed to wear those?
Anonymous Ethiopia No.149341191 >>149341207 >>149342261
>>149341096
Sumi Somaskanda
Anonymous United States No.149341207 >>149341266
>>149341191
Chokeable neck
Anonymous United States No.149341213
>>149341136
Future Yankee 3B Bo Bitches
Anonymous United States No.149341219 >>149341313
>>149341131
>they're required to physically exert themselves in direct sunlight as part of their jobs but they're not taking the best-known precautions to prevent illness despite being in a billion dollar plus industry

yeah, dude
Anonymous United States No.149341224
Anonymous United States No.149341239
>>149341107
With this score they should just tell Schmidt to throw 70 mph lobbers.
Anonymous United States No.149341243 >>149341265
Venezuela hates the Yankees.
Anonymous United States No.149341265 >>149341336
>>149341243
venezuela has nothing but love and respect for the yankees
Anonymous United States No.149341266
>>149341207
fuck off trevor
Anonymous United States No.149341277 >>149341367 >>149341373 >>149341401 >>149341442
This. SO MUCH this!
Anonymous Panama No.149341282
>>149341136
If we extended Kirk and Vladdy. There's a chance Bo gets extended as well. Bo is part of our core, I can't see him walking away.
Anonymous United States No.149341297
If you’re gonna hit him, aim higher. Like, at the head higher.
Anonymous United States No.149341313 >>149341343 >>149341375
>>149341219
>taking the best-known precautions to prevent illness
>wearing wool fitted caps instead of something more breathable
Anonymous United States No.149341336
>>149341265
I just don’t see it
Anonymous United States No.149341343
>>149341313
Wool wicks away moisture. Most hikers wear wool socks for thus reason
Anonymous United States No.149341367
>>149341277
it's all so predictable, isn't it. social media must die
Anonymous United States No.149341371
what the fuck…i HATE venezuela now!!!
Anonymous United States No.149341373
>>149341277
Yeah fuck gay people for….trying to exist?

This ain’t it my guy.
Anonymous United States No.149341375
>>149341313
I heard a story about how some players used to put frozen cabbage leaves under their caps during spring training games in Florida during the 1950's.
Anonymous United States No.149341384 >>149341464 >>149341523
If I had to play in 96 degrees I'd dunk my head into a bucket of ice water every half inning
Anonymous United States No.149341401
>>149341277
kek gay louis!
Anonymous Panama No.149341424
Jays baserunning can't be contained
Anonymous United States No.149341433
so strange seeing nolan gorman having plate discipline
Anonymous United States No.149341442 >>149341488
>>149341277
>Pride fag...flag
https://twitter.com/RobDFB/status/1936501748425740544
Anonymous United States No.149341449
He didn’t go.
Anonymous United States No.149341455
IM SO HOT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous United States No.149341464
>>149341384
I wear a wicking balaclava that I regularly run under cold water when I mow the lawn. i
Anonymous Panama No.149341465
Based Babe
Anonymous United States No.149341488 >>149341572
>>149341442
>https://twitter.com/RobDFB/status/1936501748425740544
OOPSIE
Anonymous United States No.149341489
I could go for a nice creamsicle right now. Wet and Sloppy, St Louis style
Anonymous Canada No.149341506
bo moment
Anonymous Canada No.149341514
>>149337747
Anonymous United States No.149341520 >>149341541
all the new tiger fans have been quiet lately
Anonymous United States No.149341523
>>149341384
brandon marsh-maxxing
Anonymous United States No.149341541 >>149341571
>>149341520
I heard the skenes vs skubal duel got cancelled
Anonymous United States No.149341545
The GALL of Civale to demand being a starter
Anonymous Panama No.149341548
Nate!
Anonymous Canada No.149341550 >>149341607
>>149341042
>Boone just pulled him out
He won't get it
Anonymous United States No.149341571 >>149341635
>>149341541
When was that supposed to be?
Anonymous United States No.149341572
>>149341488
>fag in his subconscious
What a piece of shit.
Anonymous Spain No.149341574
Based Caray.
Anonymous United States No.149341601
that’s not even close you dumb motherfucker
Anonymous United States No.149341607
>>149341550
Schmidt’s health is more important than anything.
Anonymous United States No.149341635 >>149341723
>>149341571
my mistake, originally they weren't going to face off against each other
Anonymous United States No.149341662 >>149342793 >>149342867
>>149329498 (OP)
my (ex) wife and I once got propositioned by swingers. The woman was Asian iirc lmao
Anonymous United States No.149341678 >>149341698
Umps ruined the no-no lmao.
Anonymous United States No.149341698
>>149341678
they've been on a tear recently
Anonymous United States No.149341723
>>149341635
ah, that would have been worth a watch.
Anonymous United States No.149341755
>it was a laugher
Anonymous United States No.149341763
Have the cardinals addressed the caray issue?
Anonymous United States No.149341767
Anonymous United States No.149341769 >>149342587
attaboy cadey! you got dis cadey!
Anonymous United States No.149341778 >>149341895
Did we just punched out on a DP from a fucking Eephus Pitch?
Anonymous Ethiopia No.149341790 >>149341804
>that dp
lmao. Remember a-rod on the Rangers rocking El Duque when he threw a 2nd straight eephus pitch? They're not built like that anymore
Anonymous United States No.149341804 >>149341843
>>149341790
Jesus, that was gay.
Anonymous Brazil No.149341807
>>149329498 (OP)
why do 'toids do this?
Anonymous Spain No.149341817 >>149341866 >>149341891 >>149341926
>Robert Suarez was suspended three games but Dodgers righty Jack Little not
>Dave Roberts pushing Shildt has one game suspension like Shildt
Manfred is a joke.
Anonymous United States No.149341828
MR DRS!!!!
Anonymous United States No.149341840
Severino mentioned
Anonymous Ethiopia No.149341843
>>149341804
https://youtu.be/uW0V6OsxDBo?si=7S2M6nf9OQ3wc1Dt
Anonymous United States No.149341853 >>149341939
what happens in other people's bedrooms doesn't concern me. i wish the internet didn't put it in my face because other people are obsessed
Anonymous United States No.149341866 >>149342549
>>149341817
suarez was intentional, little's was not. don't let your dodger hatred blind you.
Anonymous United States No.149341884
how many dogshit plays are the cubbies gonna have on defense what the fucking Christ
Anonymous United States No.149341891
>>149341817
Anonymous United States No.149341892 >>149341914
total ump death in st. lou
Anonymous United States No.149341895
>>149341778
>Did we just punched out on a DP from a fucking Eephus Pitch?
The eephus is the most gangsta pitch in baseball.
Anonymous United States No.149341913
sloppy fucking defense hat the FUCK!!!
Anonymous United States No.149341914
>>149341892
yeah he's pretty bad
Anonymous Panama No.149341926
>>149341817
Suarez's ball was obviously retaliatory. No one should be suspended imo
Anonymous United States No.149341939
>>149341853
>because other people are obsessed
Many /mlb/ posters are obsessed apparently.
Anonymous United States No.149341960
no no NO NO NO!!!!!
Anonymous United States No.149342062
M's alive
Anonymous United States No.149342090
>it was 9-1
Anonymous Canada No.149342094
>intentionally throwing at players in retaliation is le bad because....it just is, okay!?
Anonymous United States No.149342104
We are over 4/5ths of the way to nu tho.
Anonymous United States No.149342113
sit the FUCK down!!!
Anonymous United States No.149342129
5 FXCKING YEARS AND JED CANT FIGURE OUT 3RD BASE!!!!!!!
UNACCEPTABLE!!!
Anonymous United States No.149342154
My doggie doos
Anonymous United States No.149342192
What did Recker excel at?
Anonymous United States No.149342210
do something PCA
Anonymous United States No.149342250
attapetey
Anonymous United States No.149342259
hip hip!!
Anonymous United States No.149342261
>>149341191
Thanks bud.
Anonymous United States No.149342291
NL West games are on
Anonymous United States No.149342317
attafagsby
Anonymous United States No.149342332
fuck
Anonymous United States No.149342358
Lux fux ya
Anonymous United States No.149342364 >>149342448
>elly jack
is this the first time a player has puked on the field and hit a homer in the same game
Anonymous Panama No.149342392
Any chance Hoffman pitches today?
Anonymous United States No.149342446
time for Mr clutch!
Anonymous United States No.149342448
>>149342364
there's no chance
Anonymous Spain No.149342449
You guys dont know how much I hate Matz. It's insane.
Anonymous United States No.149342460 >>149342474
>CB Bucknor behind the plate
Oh so that explains it
Anonymous United States No.149342474
>>149342460
>black umpies
Anonymous United States No.149342483
attaelbow
Anonymous United States No.149342484 >>149342648
made it to the gym a 3rd time this week bros...we're all gonna make it...
Anonymous United States No.149342518
>mest
Every year
Wincinnati !!SgPSJHBNzs6 United States No.149342519
w e w
Anonymous United States No.149342526
get this useless bl*ck shitter the FUCK off my team
Anonymous United States No.149342532
>>149338265
Holy shit. Based Hjelle.

>>149338291
This.
Anonymous United States No.149342546
2 base hits
Anonymous United States No.149342549 >>149342703 >>149342825
>>149341866
little was a minor league pitcher making his debut and he didn't even react when the ball hit tatis. he knew he was going to be the fall guy for this game and went for it. the fact that he didn't seem to have any reaction should tell you he knew it could hit him and didn't care, which is enough to be intentional to me.
Anonymous United States No.149342552 >>149342588
>>149338265
I can't even read this. Did she have a stroke writing this?
Anonymous United States No.149342576 >>149342649
Why the fuck would you pitch to elly there with a base open? Fucking idiot Marmol
Anonymous United States No.149342587
>>149341769
That won’t do it!
Anonymous United States No.149342588
>>149342552
it was written by a paralegal at the firm that's handling her divorce
Anonymous United States No.149342601
get wittle umpie wumpy his joose box
Anonymous United States No.149342609
>ump got diarrhea in chicago
KEK
Anonymous United States No.149342648 >>149342790
>>149342484
good job anon
5 days without alcohol here
Anonymous United States No.149342649 >>149342672 >>149342685
>>149342576
Why would that do anything? Since when do managers intentionally walk with 2 outs and nobody on? They wouldn't even do that to shohei
Anonymous United States No.149342660
My Jints on the board!
Anonymous United States No.149342672
>>149342649
There was a runner on 3rd
Anonymous Spain No.149342676
Kumar Rocker about to be rockered.
Anonymous Canada No.149342677 >>149342694 >>149342736 >>149342767
It’s pretty when the dome is open
Anonymous United States No.149342685
>>149342649
>nobody on
sorry my bad i made a mistake
Anonymous United States No.149342694
>>149342677
*projectile vomits*
erm I mean…yeah…so beautiful…
Anonymous United States No.149342703
>>149342549
well the league didn't see it that way
Anonymous United States No.149342728
ADIOS PELOTA!
Anonymous United States No.149342736 >>149342759
>>149342677
why are all those buildings the same shape and color and size
Anonymous United States No.149342759
>>149342736
half of toronto looks like that m8
Anonymous Panama No.149342767 >>149342779
>>149342677
Nice summer you got there
Anonymous United States No.149342779
>>149342767
Kek savage
Anonymous United States No.149342790
>>149342648
Atta boy. 16 days here. Finally getting good sleep the past two nights and feel great.
Anonymous United States No.149342793
>>149341662
Swinging is based
Anonymous United States No.149342825
>>149342549
Tatis disagrees with you.
Anonymous United States No.149342855
Oh great 3 umps now. This entire thing is a sham
Anonymous United States No.149342867
>>149341662
from personal experience, banging one person with your woman is awesome. banging two is terrible
Anonymous United States No.149342940
>make the cubs pitcher wait for like 20 minutes because some dumb peanut head motherfucker forgot to hydrate
Awesome!
Anonymous Panama No.149342984
difficult ball for Lukes
Anonymous United States No.149343051
what the hell happened to twins pitching?
Anonymous United States No.149343115
Twins, WTF are you doing?!
Anonymous United States No.149343191 >>149343306
Chip Caray said what?!
Anonymous United States No.149343196
Crazy that the cards haven't played the c*bs yet half way into the season.
Anonymous United States No.149343212
KELLER IS ELITE!
Anonymous United States No.149343231
HOLY SHIT ATTABOY KELLER
Anonymous United States No.149343267
it's over for the mariners...but did it ever really start...
Anonymous United States No.149343306 >>149343389 >>149343442 >>149343444 >>149343528 >>149343553
>>149343191
lmfao

https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/1936510053445767358
Anonymous United States No.149343389 >>149343440
>>149343306
It's the silence that gives it away. He should have just kept moving
Anonymous United States No.149343440
>>149343389
He could have gotten away with 10 maybe even 15 seconds but 30 seconds is too much
Anonymous Panama No.149343442
>>149343306
freudian slip
Anonymous United States No.149343444
>>149343306
of all the promos to make that slip up on
Anonymous Spain No.149343515
Oh boy they're doing it.
Wincinnati !!SgPSJHBNzs6 United States No.149343516 >>149344047
well
Anonymous United States No.149343528
>>149343306
It was top of mind.
Anonymous Panama No.149343543 >>149343606
>Berrios thru 7 with only 83 pitches thrown
I know they'll pull him early, but it would be nice if they let him complete the game.
Anonymous United States No.149343553
>>149343306
Castellanos hr confirmed
Anonymous United States No.149343599
i consider myself a man of faith...
Anonymous United States No.149343602
My brewers crewers:D
Anonymous United States No.149343606
>>149343543
Sorry but it's 2025 we can't let pitchers do complete games anymore
Anonymous United States No.149343641
Devers!
Anonymous Panama No.149343655
VLADDY BOMB
Anonymous United States No.149343676
a boston fan got it too, kek
Anonymous United States No.149343686
DEVERS
Anonymous United States No.149343693
kek wtf
Anonymous United States No.149343780 >>149343831 >>149344066
Is Devers winning?
Anonymous United States No.149343831
>>149343780
>asian with big saggy cellulite ass
Anonymous Panama No.149343847 >>149344217
Anonymous United States No.149343875 >>149343899
jints
Anonymous United States No.149343899 >>149344534
>>149343875
ANIMEEEE!!!!!!!
Anonymous United States No.149343966 >>149344039 >>149344304
some hotties out in Chicago today
Anonymous United States No.149343993
Arenado bomb!
Anonymous United States No.149343996 >>149344048 >>149344054
what exactly is the point of ohtani?
Wincinnati !!SgPSJHBNzs6 United States No.149344002
fuck
Anonymous United States No.149344039
>>149343966
i get you're excited to watch the mariners, but this is a little much, don't you think?
Anonymous United States No.149344047
>>149343516
BERDS TIE IT :))))
Anonymous United States No.149344048
>>149343996
Why do people say this? Dodgas would have lost in the nlds if not for that 3 run homer. (I think)
Anonymous United States No.149344054 >>149352334
>>149343996
for fags like you to obsess over
Anonymous United States No.149344066
>>149343780
how frequent and sizeable do you think her fecal deposits tend to be?
Anonymous United States No.149344074 >>149344351
NU
>>149343905
>>149343905
>>149343905
Anonymous Spain No.149344089
My boy Arenado.
Anonymous United States No.149344217
>>149343847
all devers oppos from this day forth will be referred to as "fenway doubles"
Anonymous United States No.149344304
>>149343966
>that blond in the tank top, hair blowing in the wind
i watched that 7th inning stretch footage as well. made me feel more lonely than usual and wish i was there with a girl
Anonymous United States No.149344351 >>149344391
>>149344074
fuck your early nu
Anonymous United States No.149344391
>>149344351
Nu should be made 490+ posts onwaard
Anonymous United States No.149344534
>>149343899
Anonymous United States No.149352334
>>149344054
hmmmm then it's a failed experiment