>>149329498 (OP)This one is better
>>149329498 (OP)Kek this is the real thread
Swing batter batter batter.
>>149329498 (OP)What a coincidence, I will also be at the Tigers then.
>>149329498 (OP)Itโs a good day to be a new tigers fan here
>>149329498 (OP)You actually did it you mad lad.
Hopefully we can recycle
New tigers fans here look like this???
>>149329498 (OP)banging a hot wife is fun. didn't think it would be as hot as it turned out to be
>>149320548>one of which will be dfa'd tomorrow>https://www.si.com/mlb/cubs/news/chicago-cubs-part-ways-with-disastrous-veteran-reliever-recall-triple-a-standoutHow did she know?
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>>149329498 (OP)Doggies with the one seed
tigers bandwagon is closed
>>149337449New tigers fan here... Ya gotta let me in!!
>>149337449Good thing I've already hopped on as a new Tigers fan...
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
>>149329541>Swing batter batter batter.I had a boomer a few rows behind me at a game last year and he did that through 9 innings, loud as fuck lmao. "CMON BATTA BATTA BATTA!! SWING BATTA BATTA SWWWIIINNNG!!!". He also used "that just ain't gonna do it" about 75 times the game half the time you couldn't even tell what "that" was, a few dozen attaboys. He was good fun my wife and I imitate him occasionally at games I hope to find him again.
Yankees bรฉisbol soon with Mike Schmidt on the mound.
>>149337483>Mest faggot already abandoned the Mets bandwagon for the based yankees
>>149337483Perrserker is lucky the Yanks allow all that facial hair now
tiggiebros, mestbros, and cubbiebros got too cocky.
top & bottom TTO guys this year
>>149337593Three true FAGGOTS!!!
>>149337593>TTO%EYES++.jpg
>>149337546Oh that's a good one.
Boiled dogs with ketchup for the Yanquis game :3
>>149329498 (OP)Anybody know whose parents these might be?
Jays
>OF Addison Barger was removed from today's starting lineup with right hip discomfort.
This can't be good
>>149337664Jays are a 70 win team and are getting swept this weekend.
Will the Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD today?
Luis Gil (lat) throws successful live BP Saturday
Domer
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>>149337747wrong on both counts
>>149337938Canโt forget >jasy
>>149337518Not me I only post bugs
>>149337870i don't go blue
not outside of /b/, anyways
Absolutely nasty ab from Gunna Henderson there
>>149338018But this is a blue board thoughever
>>149337994I thought you posted some other types of โmon. Thatโs actually pretty funny.
>Astros making an elite bullpen out of Josh Hader, Bryan Abreu, and a bunch of literally whos
How do they keep getting away with it?
>>149338077Cheating, historically speaking
>>149338043Thereโs another guy who makes Pokรฉmon edits and a dodgers anon makes them too
>gets walked off
>twice
Pooston
>>149338108/mlb/ is a Pokรฉmon general.
>>149337976edman wants in on that
>nate pearson back
Please god donโt use him today with the wind blowing out
I assume they wanted to call up Porter Hodge but he got his shot pushed in last night
Sheโs so pretty, I wouldnโt harm her in 1000 years. But of course she chooses to be with Chad Thundercock who treats her like shit.
Just make the spring training uniform our alternate.
>>149338265any woman who marries an MLB player knows 100% that they're going to be unfaithful, this is just sympathy bait
mets, i choose you to win a game tonight
And to think they wanted me to pay $23 to watch these clowns today
Steinbrenner Field seems kinda comfy desu
>>149338305Ethiopia loves the Yankees.
>F1 the movie starting Brad Pitt currently in theaters
>/mlb/ the movie still stuck in production hell
cast our movie, bros: I think Hunter would make a perfect cubspie
>>149338299I could probably end this girl's life using only three punches.
>>149338352Heโs prob wearing a Yankees World Series Champions 2024 tshirt as we speak
>>149338446Actually an old hawks hat
>>149338384i would gobble every drop of this dude's cum
>>149338504Hawkees won that superbowleries.
>>149338522Chop on, brutha!
>>149338553Hawks are a basketball team bud
>>149338522haha yeah go Mets
Donโt know who to root for between my cubiners today.
>Atlanta Hawks
>Atlanta Falcons
>Atlanta Gay Braves
you gotta wonder why they didnโt keep the theme going?
>>149338553lol @ this retard
>>149337593reading about tto on baseball-reference and am positive the female writers used to be men
>Christina Kahrl>Diane Firstman
>deleting a post with a common flag on an anonymous image board
>>149338646>cubinersGo Cubs? Go Mariners? Cubiners?
>>149338556>>149338631Now hold on just a cotton pickin minute. At what point is sex with Hunter less gay than sex with some ugly lady? As a new tigers fan I think that needs to be considered.
I strongly feel the orioles should pay homage to jonestown.
tigers have been getting gaped a lot recently
what do we do about the Volpe problem?
>>149338762Sex with a man is 100% gay bro, sorry.
>>149338831>tigers have been getting gaped a lot recentlyIs that why you're a new Tigers fan?
>>149338788Nothing gets past you huh
>>149338859Nothing. He's the next Jeter
>>149338883why yes....yes it is ;)
>>149338882Is it gay if itโs Recker?
>>149338882don't care, i'd still plow hunter
>>149338902nothing indeed. i finished top of my class.
>>149338903>0-25 in his last at bats
>>149338915Nope. Go Mets!
>>149337593interesting that the players with the highest % of TTO's unquestionably produce more WAR than the bottom of the list.
>>149338939You're a top? I took you for a bottom.
>>149338961depend on the mood. which are you, big daddy?
>>149338859What is the final solution to the Volpe problem?
how long before all the Tiger lifelongs disappear again
>>149339109They don't call it the Windy City for nothing
>>149338265ironically Hjelle didnโt stick out his neck for her
>>149339098good riddance if so. only real lifelongs allowed for my tigers
Did someone say "neck"? - Trevor Bauer
>>149338522on estrogen for years so probably canโt get an erection sadly
>>149338265Why would you post this, what does this do to improve your children's lives?
>>149339098They'd have to fall out of the playoffs entirely
t. new Tigers fan here
>>149339098>how long before all the Tiger lifelongs disappear againSoon it will just be new Tigers fans.
Tigers are going to fall off like they did last year.
>>149338265Imagine if she ends up like this. I would totally hate that.
>>149339196in all seriousness it's cool to see you guys excited about the Tigers
>>1493389441-25 now ya punk!
Five Nights at Steinbrenners ya punks!
which do i tune into
>mariners/cusb
>reds/birds
leaning the latter because i like elly and the cards uniforms are nice, but the former has roiding johnny bench and a great stadium
>>149339421wind is blowing str8 out w/like 32mph gusts at Wrigleyโฆjust an FYI
>>149339421Iโd usually say mariners for Juliokino but Ellykino has been a lot more consistent than him.
>>149338265More wives of athletes should be calling out their cheating husbands IMO. Like who cares if you can hit a ball with a stick or dribble a ball if youโre a shitty person that doesnโt put his family first. We need a cultural shift.
Ready to watch the Jays get swept by the >socks
ITS OFFICIALLY A GAPING IN YANKEE STADIUM
>>149339469ofc, if they want to do it
>>149339481very nice, show us the women of Toronto.
Ivan Herrera is going to miss a few weeks and the cusb series starts tuesday.
>>149339540Spain loves the Cardinals
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Reminder that by this time next week, all teams should be halfway through their schedule.
Is gura-anon one of the dodger new newfags?
THATS A STRIKE YOU DUMB MUTHAFICKA
Julio is only 24 wow I would have guessed like 28
walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!
>>149339579the fact you don't know makes you a new Tigers fan
>>149339751shut the FUCK up!!!
>>149339751shut the FUCK up!!!
>>149339520If I was at the pride game, gladly
why did the stankees give babe to the barves
Back to back dingers for those Cubbie Bears
TUCK EM FUCK EM SUCK EM!!!!!!!
GET OUT THE TAPE MEASURER THAT BALL IS LOOOOOONG GONE!
>>149339540Why do Panama's best players keep getting hurt? :(
>>149339899Is pulling a hammy that bad that you are on the IL for 4 weeks???
>>149339920based kekistan!!!
>>149339920based Pepe chad
>>149339925They're not taking any chances anon
>saw 3 home runs in 2 minutes
gonna be a good day boys
The FUCK!!! poster reminds me of this guy and I read his posts in the same voice: https://youtu.be/hddCpJ8MfVo?si=xXiGvn1uck4qVzZ8
>>149339890look at her go!
get the bat off your shoulders you pussy at bitch!
Are we watching college baseball tonight lads
favorite baseball nick-names?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HqHgsJ_-h4
cubs fans, do you call horton "reverend horton heat"? because you should, that's a sick nickname for a pitcher and a good band.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IBmqZu9cjs
get the bat off your shoulders you pussy at bitch!
>>149339925Hamstrings are very tricky right there with oblique injuries. Probably is a grade 2 (partial tear). I bet it is going to be more time.
>>149340058>>149340065>synchronized nickname postinghmm
welp, looks like itโs umps vs the cubs again.
Every mariners pitcher is going to get 5 strikes at the plate
>crow can't handle the win
ironic kek
my doggie doos finna be tied for first by EOD
how are these ruled hits? official scorers have lost it.
Volpe doubters?!?!?!?!?!?
Holy shit what the absolute FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao this cubs game is must-see tv. wind murdering these boys. hit anything in the air and it's a 50-50 hit
>>149340156they call it the windy city cuz they fart so much
Eflin just took himself out from the deadline trade market
>>149340144They didnโt get a glove on it
Double Play for the cubs to keep the lead
Ethiopia loves the Yankees.
>>149340204nobody cares cubespaco
>>149340192It doesn't matter, back then it would be a judgement call and they would have been errors because of the nature of the fly ball. The glove rule was more applicable to liners.
All things considered thatโs the most impressive inning Iโve seen a cubs pitcher pitch this year
Double Play for the cubs to keep the lead
>>149340213Yeah Manfred put an edict out, everything is a hit these days, especially when itโs the cubs because Manfred has been trying to use his powers to destroy the Cubs since he got in office. He wanted to finish the job Selig started
Speedster Arroz! RBI Triple
>>149340274Domestic abuse victim phenotype
Michael Busch is very underrated imo
>>149340274She looks like if you stretched a picture of sara jean underwood without locking the aspect ratio
>sonny gray
Can you really call it a fastball if it tops out at 92mph
attacarsie!! thare ya go carsie yay!!!!
jesus christ these st. louis jerseys are the best in baseball. they're perfect
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now itโs a strike. hahahahhahahhahahaha
>>149340292>sorry. that was meant for >>149340164t. Zoophile
why is attendance so dismal in st. lou on a saturday?
attanico !! yaya!!!! a run scores yay!!! 3-1 cubbies yay!!!!!!!!!!
>>149340378that's what the beer's for
>>149340355oh. i didn't realize those were animals haha i'm colorblind. awwwwkward! >_<
I think "he" is a she, and I think she is a changeling.
attaeye brujan there ya go !!
Let's go Happ ya got this!!
HAPP!!! YAY!!! I''M SO HAPPY!!!!!
>>149340364>>149340378the gloryholes 'round town are poppin'
>>149340288I posted the wrong version.
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>>149340385>4pma2what does it mean?
>>149340431I was gonna counter with an even better set of tits but nevermind
Yankees got a no-hitter going? Who's pitching?
Cubscord loves to FUCK YA!!!
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>>149340344This post is for all the new Tigers fans out there
>>149340501that's probably his captcha
Padrescord here. FUCK the cubscord
Civaleโs tossing bombs rn
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>>149340523Clarke Schmidt, son of Mike Schmidt.
>>149340568time to get your Schneider dogs
holy shit, anyone catch that on the st. louis broadcast? they were talking about "disability pride night," which, is obviously hilarious in and of itself. but there's a flag giveaway, and the announcer accidentally said "fag"
>>149340568I'd sniff his bombs iykwim
>empty stadium in st louis
kek
>>149340598Iโm a Cardinals fan and Iโm gay
>>149340598Iโm a Cardinals fan and Iโm gay
sheesh you can actually see the wind from the ivy
>>149340648LOL what a world we live in
>>149340520>an even better set of titsRecker's?
NOOOOOOOOOO HIS DRS AND OAA
THINK OF HIS DRS AND OAA!
we need green stadiums built in the future with some trees planted in the stands to provide both aesthetic value and shade.
attaboy Buschie!!!!
attaboy Cade!!!!
>>149338265Why are โtoids like this?
>>149340683I'm thinking about it, now what?
>>149340648I dont see anything wrong with this
attaboy Buschie!!!!
attaboy Cade!!!!
Who are yellow-skinned 'toids?
>>149340712Feminism. White roasties are the most entitled cunts on the face of earth.
The slump is over.
Bats are hot.
Pitching is steady.
IL getting healthy.
Please bounce back Jays, we can't lose a series to the White Sox for heaven's sake.
>>149340747No we aren't. I mean some are but this is mostly just a stupid saying that doesn't go away
MLB Big inning is on MLB Network
Attapetey! there ya go!!!
>>149340786I think people have the wrong impression about gays on this website. I like it, actually. Theyโre fine people.
>>149340745>No he's a boy?
attaeye dansby yay!!! ya got this cubbies!!!
TO THE SWEATDROPS ON MY BALLS!!!!!!
>>149340810>MLB Big inning is on MLB NetworkPlay ball!
>>149329498 (OP)do they really...?
elly having heat stroke or what
let's go buschie ya got this!!!
>>149340857>yay!!!I'm so happy.
>>149340927why cant they just play this game late at night. 10 degrees cooler
>>149340922Yeah I'm a girl...
>>149340853Boys don't have these
BUSCHIE BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NICO BOMB IM CALLIN' IT!!!
hey M's, the wind is blowing for both teams you idiots. HIT THE BALL IN THE AIR
25 scoreless innings for RHP Clarke Schmidt
i didn't know bo could do that
>heatwave across half the country
>still wearing long-sleeved undershirts
baseball players are legitimately retarded (do NOT try to tell me these are breathable sun shirts)
>>149340922Sauce me up on the woman my dude.
>>149341084Just wait until it's late July.
>>149341042>103 pitches through 7 inningsJust leave him in until he gives up a hit?
>>149341084whoโs gonna tell em?
>>149341084they should be wearing mesh snapbacks as well instead of cooking their brains, but that would require someone in these organizations to think.
>>149341048We're gonna see all kinds of new things from him once he signs with another team.
Sonny what are you doing...
>>149341131are players even allowed to wear those?
>>149341096Sumi Somaskanda
>>149341191Chokeable neck
>>149341136Future Yankee 3B Bo Bitches
>>149341131>they're required to physically exert themselves in direct sunlight as part of their jobs but they're not taking the best-known precautions to prevent illness despite being in a billion dollar plus industryyeah, dude
>>149341107With this score they should just tell Schmidt to throw 70 mph lobbers.
Venezuela hates the Yankees.
>>149341243venezuela has nothing but love and respect for the yankees
>>149341207fuck off trevor
>>149341136If we extended Kirk and Vladdy. There's a chance Bo gets extended as well. Bo is part of our core, I can't see him walking away.
If youโre gonna hit him, aim higher. Like, at the head higher.
>>149341219>taking the best-known precautions to prevent illness>wearing wool fitted caps instead of something more breathable
>>149341265I just donโt see it
>>149341313Wool wicks away moisture. Most hikers wear wool socks for thus reason
>>149341277it's all so predictable, isn't it. social media must die
what the fuckโฆi HATE venezuela now!!!
>>149341277Yeah fuck gay people forโฆ.trying to exist?
This ainโt it my guy.
>>149341313I heard a story about how some players used to put frozen cabbage leaves under their caps during spring training games in Florida during the 1950's.
If I had to play in 96 degrees I'd dunk my head into a bucket of ice water every half inning
>>149341277kek gay louis!
Jays baserunning can't be contained
so strange seeing nolan gorman having plate discipline
>>149341277>Pride fag...flaghttps://twitter.com/RobDFB/status/1936501748425740544
>>149341384I wear a wicking balaclava that I regularly run under cold water when I mow the lawn. i
>>149341442>https://twitter.com/RobDFB/status/1936501748425740544OOPSIE
I could go for a nice creamsicle right now. Wet and Sloppy, St Louis style
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all the new tiger fans have been quiet lately
>>149341384brandon marsh-maxxing
>>149341520I heard the skenes vs skubal duel got cancelled
The GALL of Civale to demand being a starter
>>149341042>Boone just pulled him outHe won't get it
>>149341541When was that supposed to be?
>>149341488>fag in his subconsciousWhat a piece of shit.
thatโs not even close you dumb motherfucker
>>149341550Schmidtโs health is more important than anything.
>>149341571my mistake, originally they weren't going to face off against each other
>>149329498 (OP)my (ex) wife and I once got propositioned by swingers. The woman was Asian iirc lmao
Umps ruined the no-no lmao.
>>149341678they've been on a tear recently
>>149341635ah, that would have been worth a watch.
Have the cardinals addressed the caray issue?
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attaboy cadey! you got dis cadey!
Did we just punched out on a DP from a fucking Eephus Pitch?
>that dp
lmao. Remember a-rod on the Rangers rocking El Duque when he threw a 2nd straight eephus pitch? They're not built like that anymore
>>149341790Jesus, that was gay.
>>149329498 (OP)why do 'toids do this?
>Robert Suarez was suspended three games but Dodgers righty Jack Little not
>Dave Roberts pushing Shildt has one game suspension like Shildt
Manfred is a joke.
>>149341804https://youtu.be/uW0V6OsxDBo?si=7S2M6nf9OQ3wc1Dt
what happens in other people's bedrooms doesn't concern me. i wish the internet didn't put it in my face because other people are obsessed
>>149341817suarez was intentional, little's was not. don't let your dodger hatred blind you.
how many dogshit plays are the cubbies gonna have on defense what the fucking Christ
total ump death in st. lou
>>149341778>Did we just punched out on a DP from a fucking Eephus Pitch?The eephus is the most gangsta pitch in baseball.
sloppy fucking defense hat the FUCK!!!
>>149341892yeah he's pretty bad
>>149341817Suarez's ball was obviously retaliatory. No one should be suspended imo
>>149341853>because other people are obsessedMany /mlb/ posters are obsessed apparently.
>intentionally throwing at players in retaliation is le bad because....it just is, okay!?
We are over 4/5ths of the way to nu tho.
5 FXCKING YEARS AND JED CANT FIGURE OUT 3RD BASE!!!!!!!
UNACCEPTABLE!!!
What did Recker excel at?
>elly jack
is this the first time a player has puked on the field and hit a homer in the same game
Any chance Hoffman pitches today?
>>149342364there's no chance
You guys dont know how much I hate Matz. It's insane.
>CB Bucknor behind the plate
Oh so that explains it
made it to the gym a 3rd time this week bros...we're all gonna make it...
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get this useless bl*ck shitter the FUCK off my team
>>149338265Holy shit. Based Hjelle.
>>149338291This.
>>149341866little was a minor league pitcher making his debut and he didn't even react when the ball hit tatis. he knew he was going to be the fall guy for this game and went for it. the fact that he didn't seem to have any reaction should tell you he knew it could hit him and didn't care, which is enough to be intentional to me.
>>149338265I can't even read this. Did she have a stroke writing this?
Why the fuck would you pitch to elly there with a base open? Fucking idiot Marmol
>>149341769That wonโt do it!
>>149342552it was written by a paralegal at the firm that's handling her divorce
get wittle umpie wumpy his joose box
>ump got diarrhea in chicago
KEK
>>149342484good job anon
5 days without alcohol here
>>149342576Why would that do anything? Since when do managers intentionally walk with 2 outs and nobody on? They wouldn't even do that to shohei
>>149342649There was a runner on 3rd
Kumar Rocker about to be rockered.
Itโs pretty when the dome is open
>>149342649>nobody onsorry my bad i made a mistake
>>149342677*projectile vomits*
erm I meanโฆyeahโฆso beautifulโฆ
>>149342549well the league didn't see it that way
>>149342677why are all those buildings the same shape and color and size
>>149342736half of toronto looks like that m8
>>149342677Nice summer you got there
>>149342648Atta boy. 16 days here. Finally getting good sleep the past two nights and feel great.
>>149341662Swinging is based
>>149342549Tatis disagrees with you.
Oh great 3 umps now. This entire thing is a sham
>>149341662from personal experience, banging one person with your woman is awesome. banging two is terrible
>make the cubs pitcher wait for like 20 minutes because some dumb peanut head motherfucker forgot to hydrate
Awesome!
what the hell happened to twins pitching?
Twins, WTF are you doing?!
Crazy that the cards haven't played the c*bs yet half way into the season.
it's over for the mariners...but did it ever really start...
>>149343191lmfao
https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/1936510053445767358
>>149343306It's the silence that gives it away. He should have just kept moving
>>149343389He could have gotten away with 10 maybe even 15 seconds but 30 seconds is too much
>>149343306of all the promos to make that slip up on
>>149343306It was top of mind.
>Berrios thru 7 with only 83 pitches thrown
I know they'll pull him early, but it would be nice if they let him complete the game.
>>149343306Castellanos hr confirmed
i consider myself a man of faith...
>>149343543Sorry but it's 2025 we can't let pitchers do complete games anymore
a boston fan got it too, kek
>>149343780>asian with big saggy cellulite ass
>>149343875ANIMEEEE!!!!!!!
some hotties out in Chicago today
what exactly is the point of ohtani?
>>149343966i get you're excited to watch the mariners, but this is a little much, don't you think?
>>149343516BERDS TIE IT :))))
>>149343996Why do people say this? Dodgas would have lost in the nlds if not for that 3 run homer. (I think)
>>149343996for fags like you to obsess over
>>149343780how frequent and sizeable do you think her fecal deposits tend to be?
>>149343847all devers oppos from this day forth will be referred to as "fenway doubles"
>>149343966>that blond in the tank top, hair blowing in the windi watched that 7th inning stretch footage as well. made me feel more lonely than usual and wish i was there with a girl
>>149344074fuck your early nu
>>149344351Nu should be made 490+ posts onwaard
>>149344054hmmmm then it's a failed experiment