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>>149165591 (OP)LAD: Tyler Glasnow (shoulder) faced live hitters in a simulated game on Friday
MIL: Jacob Misiorowski (ankle) is expected to make his next scheduled start
TOR: Max Scherzer (thumb) pitched decently in his first minor league rehab start at Triple-A Buffalo on Friday night, giving up two runs on four hits over his 4 1/3 innings of work
DET: Alex Cobb (hip) received a cortisone injection on Friday to combat inflammation in his left hip
BOS: Alex Bregman (quad) told reporters on Friday that heโs hopeful heโll be able to return before the All-Star break
SF: Matt Chapman (hand) is expected to miss another three or four weeks due to inflammation in his right hand
ARI: Diamondbacksโ manager Torey Lovullo told reporters on Friday that A.J. Pukโs (elbow) throwing program has been paused and the right-hander will visit Dr. Neal ElAttrache
STL: Brendan Donovan (toe) remained out of the Cardinalsโ starting lineup for Friday nightโs tilt against the Brewers
>>149165681kneel before the umpgods
>>149165591 (OP)Both of these teams make me so proud
what is wrong with this team
this ump is absolute garbage holy fuck
>>149165659>SF: Matt Chapman (hand) is expected to miss another three or four weeks due to inflammation in his right handIt's over :(
nolan
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Ump fucked him holy shit
>>149165734didn't mean to post that gif
>>149165726his return will be momentus
>>149165655Boy this didn't age well
holy fuck this ump is garbage
im watching the Los Angeles Dodgers
OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES AND MAYBE YOULL THROW A STRIKE YOU RETARD
just get me to wetherholt
>>149165805ump is fucking him also
>>149165763May I interest you a knuckleballer for a trade, Mariners bro?
>>149165792stfu bandwagoner
>>149165821you mean he's putting on a masterclass
>>149165808
Went to independent league game tonight. My teams pitcher threw a cg shutout. He made some great plays on defense too. Good time and got to see fireworks afterward. :)
This ump is Angel Hernandez tier
>>149165808Strike 3, take your base
THE SEASON IS FUCKING OVER
his surprise at the ump missing that call is the widest I've ever seen his eyes open
Jintsbros, we are back in this game
Ump is so bad though wtf
THE BIG SCARY DOGGIE DOOS
Pack it in boys. Itโs over.
>>149165848right there with ya
Ump is killing him holy fuck
mark
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FUCKIN YOSHI
Neto is so fucking good bros
This dumb fucking loser gives up a grand slam to fucking Casey schmitt hahaha what a fucking waste of money signing this pile of shit
>>149165828i "support" the astros for the immediate future until i settle on a team i actually want to support
>>149165894probably had around 10 strikes called balls and it's only the 3rd inning
>>149165610you cared enough to reply :^)
So it's one of THESE dodger games
>>149165792Wish you would watch my San Francisco Giants instead :(
>>149165915based BASED!!!
>>149165655back to back off castillo... but it's only the 3rd...right bros?
What does Dipoto see in this lineup? It fucking sucks
>>149165808I agree, that is clearly another ball, wtf was he thinking
Bandits win. Continue their dominance over the league.
>Poodres can't even score more than one run against a hapless Sneks team.
>>149165899Don't worry about him, mate. He's A snag short of a barbie
can't wait to see the scorecard after this one
>>149165946My two favorite Dominicans are playing and Iโm stuck hate watching the doyers. Sad!
>>149165964Kys you fucking retard
>>149165947He's bad at his job!
>yamamoto sucks
>senga hurt
Skenes has officially clinched the Cy Young these last few days
>>149165964>more doyerpaco deflection
>Thanks for the check, Vagiants. Here's your 5 out inning :)
>>149165591 (OP)Fundies crammed so hard that the trust gave up 4 runs kek
>>149165923WHEN THE GIANTS COME TO TOWN!!!!
ITS BYE BYE BABY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_jopBXcbxk
>>149165964Not much you can do when you have like 4-5 shitters on your team. Our depth is fuck and still we don't have a real catcher. Shits fucked.
>>149165800are you being, racist perchance anon
manifesting DOYER comeback with these dubs
>>149166009>perchance>mayhaps>IAYCit's all the same faggot
>>149165964Kek what a KWAB
>>149166024>not what a KWAB bitchshame
>>149165996Our home runs will be deferred until game 2. Please understand.
>>149165923>Doyerpaco celebrates his new souvenirKek
god damn my mariners are BAD
>jpeg.png
Look at this retard
A leadoff double and they don't even score one run, is anyone else shocked by this development?
Baskin Dave should leave yams in for at least another 75 pitches to spare the bullpen. Win tomorrow.
>>149166052not an argument fundie
>>149166047>throws back the ball from opposing teamsincel behavior
fucking ump ruined the game
>>149166065chad behavior you best believe id do that shit too
>>149166076that's tranny behavior
well it looks like the poodres aren't going to capitalize on this doyer loss
>>149166021It's okay paco I know this is your last game you can "enjoy" and your dogs are getting pounded just before ICE finds you, Sad!
>watching the padres game
>>149166094I wanna doggy a black girl so bad
>>149166021it's just one guy
>doyerfundies thought that was gone
KEK
fundies crammed by a flyout kek
>>149166119you have to forgive them, it's their first game
I guess poodres collapse came early in June, who wants Arraez and King, Cease?
We all hate the dodgers right?
>poodres and doyers both losing 5-1
Giants run this division!
I am seriously wondering if gas lighting the ump was part of my Jints gameplan.
I'm used to seeing Ramos bat flip on those close pitches on 3-2 counts but Wilmer and Fitzgerald have done the same and I've never seen Fitzgerald do that especially on a pitch that was that close. I'm not familiar with this ump at all but he's taking his sweet time calling balls and strikes and his zone is wonky.
>>149166154Iโll take em dad!
>lost 2-8Fuck. Atleast the rags won.
>>149166154Hey! Whereโs dinner?!
doyerpacos really do be obsessed with the Padres kek
2nd time today Moore has hit the ball pretty well but directly at someone
Suck
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I THINK THE MARINERS SUCK!
>>149166228Itโs not like another team thats a contender could use him or anythingโฆ
Stepped out to eat dinner and missed the 4 run inning. Does this ump just hate japs or something?
>>149166195You can take Kolek and Diaz and Maldonado too, shit take fucking Peralta man.
Iโm taking a giant ass poodre. Iโll keep you posted.
Padres should move to China.
Obsessed with the brown and gold team.
>>149166341Thereโs only 9 mistakes
>>149166408Chocolate and gold.
rowdy
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>>149166325poopoopeepee team kek
>>149166422>>149166440literally negative fWAR
>losing to the jints
>not shittalking them but little brother instead
Huh?
>>149166425baby shit brown and cat piss amber
>Matt Cain's perfect game was 13 years ago today
Wtf I remember being in the middle of zombies on Der Riese with my friends and I asked them to keep them a crawler alive so I can run to the living room to watch him close it out.
Feels like it was 5 years ago
>>149166475Say 'thank you rowdy'
YOU are obsessed with the padres
>>149166476losing to blue
Nice hustle Teoscar Shitfaggdez
>>149166512>Der RieseThe Giant
>>149166476seething about the ump. don't care about the poodres or vagiants rn.
>>149166393true I guess it is funnier that way
>>149166476doyerfundies sure aren't the brightest bunch
Wilmer has the dumbest batting stance in the game and itโs not remotely close.
Retard would have scored cause fundies canโt field a relay
sit the FUCK down gayants
Why is Soler still on this fucking team
>>149166657skinniest former blue jay
Ump is racist #stopasianhate
>10:30 PM Central Time
real psychogang hours
>>149166670Jumped the gun buddy.
we gonna see kike pitch tonight?
>>149166538yer outta yer depth, slackjaw
Yoshinoqualify Forthewino
2nd time I've felt this angry about a game this season, but I don't remember the other game
>>149166670A little eager
bit rude calling him out like that, its a team game!
>>149166737Poopdres lost their MARBLES over this post
>>149166761Yoshinobu Globohomo kek!
>he trusts the sneks blow pen
An error in the making
>>149166756kek, it's kino!
>>149166737poodrepacos can't meme
I like these new caps doyer bros, just copped one.
Men
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>>149166761performing sudoku
>>149166761Ehh the ump is garbage but so has yams been in his last few games. He should feel bad
>>149166804damn...need to kill more freakbags first...
>>149166821>poofterBloody hell mate!!!! Choos-day innit...
>>149166821they literally have to resort to baskinposting kek
>>149166791Yoshinoqualify Forthewino KEK!
Yams is so forced, shut up already
>>149166811>yamsso you're that 65 year old who complains about reagan, huh?
Please give this man run support!
>>149166836No idea what youโre talking about. Remembering Asian names is a chore
Eye popping mind fucked /mlb/
>>149166761given how serious baseball is in Japan, this is the lowest point of this guy's life
Alright you FUCKING BASKINFAG. Iโve got my stop watch out and I am timing posts to the microsecond. I will expose you, samefag!
>>149166853>racist>pacoeverytime
>>149166856the average japanese man doesn't care about baseball
forced memes get a little funnier every time someone gets upset by them
monitoring the post timings
>>149166858it's all one guy [female]
>>149166877time these nuts in your mouth
>>149166844Oh no ya don't
>>149166869Neither does the average American man
>>149166878PepeTruthNuke.jpeg.png
>>149166881anon that's gay, your gay
>>149166878>>149166880wait, is this coincidence or did you just post twice in 20seconds?
>>149166895you want seconds?
>>149166897pass users can do that
>>149166877>He doesn't know how to bypass the post timer
>>149166877go to /tv/ immediately after the game and there will be simpsons and family guy threads that he posts and responds to.
rowdy
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ROWDY DOUBLE AND HIT SMITH IN THE FUCKING FACE
>>149166917kek JigC has mindfucked the doyerillegals
>>149166917Who is this person you're referring to?
>>149166911what's a pass user?
>>149166917I'll be monitoring this
>>149166941A miserable pile of (You)s
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GG O's.
I blame the rain delay for the bats going cold.
but who will inspect the inspectors???
>>149166979do you like dragons?
>>149166941He thinks a pass is needed ;)
>>149166917>fundies actually believe this
>>149166941>He thinks a pass is needed ;)
>>149166946Wait a second...are you....the good inspector?? Inspector Godgers is here!!! He is risen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>4chan piss user
open your mouth right now
>>149167019I'm going to buy some steroids and if I have some left over Bitcoin I might cop a pass
>>149166979I'll be dragging my ball on your face
>>149167019I don't have a pass though
>>149167019I don't have a pass though
>>149167011No just an anon monitoring the situation
>>149167030ANIME!!! Yesssss yes yes YES!!!
The only good inspector is a dead one. KekโฆKEK!!!
you need to be overypaying for this man RIGHT NOW
>>149167027Which kind? Why not just get TRT?
DYEL here
>>149167062cheepus cripes
>>149167066Wish somebody had bit that hook during the offseason when we might've gotten something decent for him. He's now an aging starter with velo that's going in the gutter, I'll give him that he's obviously aware of that and is trying to figure it out but what teams are in need of a 3-5 starter with any players of value?
>>149167013>HousepieHouspie
>>149167038>>149167039any monitor'ers able to keep an eye on these two?
I donโt get the eyes popping meme
>>149167118You see it, you laugh.
jp doubleford :)
>>149167104we needed the starter with everyone injured
>>149167131I've only laughed 5 times today and they were all my own posts
>>149167131Iโd thought thered be story to it
>>149167011>>149167030The based and blessed detective.
>>149167144I laugh for hours because if you ainโt laughing you ainโt living
>>149167162Doyers desperate to deflect attention god itโs kinda sad.
>>149167162eheheheh sweet
has jumbo jack been secured?
>>149167147holy fucking cringe bro
Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD.
>>149167214Thatโs what ur mum said lel
if you're not watching the nationals marlins game I'm afraid to say that you've missed some real kino moments
>>149167230Peralta was worth the watch
taiko
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>Teo starting to awaken
Keep it goin Doyers!
>neighborhood starts lighting fireworks months before 4th of July
>I hate that they always scare the shit out of me because they're so loud
>We are only weeks away from 4th of July and so far there's been nothing this year.
Honestly, I kinda miss them
>>149167246let me fuck you
>>149167246ugh the lolis were so much better for Ohtaniโs birthday last year bro
>>149167241that game ended over an hour ago
>>149166917just checked the /tv/ archive holy fucking wew
>>149167254dang, thanks for reminding me I need to buy fireworks, all the good ones sell out at my store if I don't go like two weeks in advance
would anyone mind if a nigga traipsed on over to /tv/ and borrowed a couple memes?
>>149167276Make sure to buy Mexican made only anon
>>149167287only if that means they'll be a lot of firework factory explosions in mexico taking out the population
>>149167287nah I'm lucky enough to live in a legal state, and I support local business
>he can't buy fireworks year round in his state
Doggie doos kekaroooooooooo
>>149167310edit I just checked and they're all made in China, but China invented fireworks so that means they're good
at least the poodres lost
Fireworks cause fires and you shouldn't set them off except small ones in the driveway.
Dave Roberts threw this game away
fireworks are for children and Puerto Ricans
I don't think the doyers and the japanese experiment are it
>>149167332blue and the offense did
PE-PE PO-STA
*CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
PE-PE PO-STA
*CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
>>149167332nah yamameatball did
>>149167331They only cause fires if you shoot them off after not an inch of rain in two weeks
>>149167355stfu bitch lmao
>Naturally we called our stuff Gatorade!
>>149167277Big ass motars. Fucking loud especially with my window wide open
>>149167347ump did. he would have been out of that inning without giving up the salami if he any number of called balls properly called strikes.
this game has been a waste of time
Mariners Legend Dominic Canzone.
>>149167381offense still fell asleep
As a kid, Iโd always watch the big fireworks show with my buddies and weโd hope the embers would make it to the ground because it was funny seeing the fire trucks have to race over and put out the fire that started if one made it
Years later itโs not as funny anymore :(
>>149167348Doesnโt rain in california from may through october
>>149167381>fundies actually believe this
>>149167387yeah but it would still be a close game
>>149167386I love guys going to Tacoma and gitting gud.
0 - 100,899,750,000.00 Japanese yen
my los angeles doyers are raped
>>149167388for me it's using fireworks at gender reveal parties to start forest fires
surely we'll win this ball game
>>149167404>100,899,750,000.00 Japanese yen?
we need mariners noose jak
>>149167287I need to find out how to get these
Only seen one once which was this past New Year's. Very cool
https://youtube.com/shorts/NjYxilmFFLE
Outside of the ump show in the 3rd the game has been even. We were really robbed of a good game because of blue.
we need mariners moosejak
>>149167422that's a big flag
>>149167427For some reason the super greens give me diarrhea, I don't know why.
this doyers pitcher saving their pen
>>149167425>fundies actually believe this
All those empty seats at dodger stadium. Don't they know about my Jints bullpen when it's time to close out the game? Not a close situation, but still!
>>149167427but I don't live in southern california, so "panda plates" are always $5...on tuesday they're $2
>>149167456gotta beat the traffic
>>149167425kek seethe ya lil bitch
>>149167458$5 for two entrees?
Padres are literally a different team versus anyone not named the dodgers.
>>1491674682 entrees and 2 sides, yeah
>>149167446Wtf is a fundie?
all of the teams that will be in the postseason lost today
Why did Walker forget to throw strikes?
>doyerfundies thought that was gone
kek KEK
>>149167434>GodgersThe based and blessed detective.
>>149167458>flyover pricing
>>149167422Is Baxter the hottest mascot?
>>149167485I wouldn't care that he's throwing balls except that he missed mookie's head
>>149167491>paying less for things is BADcoastie fucking retards
>>149167494it's a man in a furrsuit
>>149167501it's June, chud. the individual inside the furrsuit does not represent the character on display
>>149167495And there it is
>>149167478fan of a trust fund team
gg jints, see you tomorrow, I'll be there in the top deck
Do they have $5 or $2 specials at Cane's?
alright screw you guys, Iโm going to >>>/tv/ to monitor the posts there. gg jints.
>easiest record in baseball
>not the most wins
doyers, ladies and gentlemen
>>149167502Go to bed schizo
>spending one billion US dollars to be tied in the division with the giants
>My Jints :)
My Jints prevent the sweep!
gg Doyers, cya tomorrow
>>149167513what's cane's?
>>149167522>doesn't shitpost on his phone from bedweirdo
>kershaw starting tomorrow
welp giants won this series
The based and blessed detective.
>>149167533take that shit back
>spend a billion dollars
>wild card team
KEK
JINTS WIN
WEBB GEM WITH RUN SUPPORT
LETS GOOOOOOOO
>>149167538no we literally have no shot unless mays is on the hill now. shanโt be watching.
>https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/1933352616811246000
only oldfags remember
>>149167554I'm confused, is she the moon princess and has amnesia or is more like a yugioh situation where she's just being posessed?
ok sailor moon faggot come collect your (you)s
>>149167540>beach front on the western side of the cityterrible image
>>149167533Kershaw always does good against us.
I don't care when fans talk trash about my team but I do get bothered when I see Dodger fans talking down on Kershaw just because of some bad starts in the post season. He's one of the greatest pitchers ever you ungrateful bastards!
>>149167550if may is our only shot then it's truly over
>>149167398Cal went, realized he never wanted to go back, and next time he got called up he decided to be the best catcher in baseball.
>>149167562Itโs the ai slop poster you newfag
this is the year the mariners win the west
>>149167570Tacompton changes a nigga.
>>149167577Not who Iโm talking about retarded doggie doo kek
>>149167528>what's cane's?Cane's is the fast food chicken equivalent of manna from heaven, and /mlb/ is a Cane's general.
https://www.raisingcanes.com
in reality, dodgers still won
>>149167580>2easy mariners on topIt's 2hu. The Dadspie.
it's almost 10 and it isn't dark in western washington yet
>>149167588there's a cane's near me but I've never been. do they really just sell tendies?
paco
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the paco is still seething KEK
>>149167603>do they really just sell tendies?also bread, coleslaw, fries, and sauce. that's it.
Theyre showing dodgers above giants even though giants have the tiebreaker atm
The fix is in
>>149167609>and sauceIs the sauce Cane's sauce?
slam francisco tallbois tbqhwy
slaughtering soulless paypigs tbhwy
Giants if im goin tuh'bee totally honest wiffyew
imagine if the giants didn't blow it against the rockies
>>149167615for me, its a cold steelie walking around the mission with some tacos in my tummy
>>149167599are you just now learning about the artic circle? during the summer, the tilt of the earth means it doesn't get dark, and in the winter, you don't get to see the sun (it gets daylight, but no sunshine)
>>149167620I still haven't recovered from that
>>149167599Northern latitude summers are kino and there should be an anchorage, fairbanks, juneau, and kenai baseball club to watch at midnight pacific
>>149167613zaxby's sauce, unfortunately
>>149167637What's "zaxby's", precious? What's "zaxby's"?
The dodgers lost because they celebrated faggots tonight. God used the giants to punish them
>>149167628for me its tacos in my tumtum, watchin dem tallbois(basically dem Giants) rack up dubs, crushin coors and dem ol fashuns, while barefoot. that way I can wiggle my toes every time a run scores hehe hehe
>>149167694july 5th not looking good, then