Thread 149398869

cats vs dogs edition

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the ny mets

How are the Phillies gonna replace Schwarber?

>>149398869 (OP)
Cats

mariners

dodgers

>>149398869 (OP)
My Doggies

DODGERS&ANIME&OHTANI

>>149398913
don’t play with your food

I for one like the negro leagues.

Had a heat stroke yesterday, sorry about not posting.
NPB Results for June 22

do I even gotta say it

Injury Prone Catman Gonsolin

>>149398939
NPB Result for June 24

>>149398939
stay safe anon.
plz also post mlb standings.

>>149398940
I think the mariners suck

>>149398939
Baystarbros...

>>149398949
NPB Standings

>>149398965
ham fighters

>>149398965
MLB American League Standings

>>149398975
MLB National League Standings

every year the AL west looks the same I hate this division

>>149398958
everyone thinks this

>>149398956
Bro, I drank a gallon of water and passed out after work. It was nuts. I'm lucky I didn't pass out in front of the customers.

>>149398982
>Dodgers are frauds
>fumble their way to the top of the league
Clown world

Yankees

post em!

>>149399042
>A's
>played catcher

damn almost a reckertunity!

>>149398939
We didn't miss you

>>149399042
>Yogi Berra
We need another god like quote machine in baybawl

who is recker?

what’s a cubbie maid?

Why’d the dodgers get rid of Gavin Lux?

>>149399074
rude.

>>149399107
The dodgers plan is for their lineup to be Betts, Freeman, and 7 asians

>>149399042
Don't tell me what to do.

>>149399005
sounds like you hydrated plenty but didn't lower core temp

look into drinkable ice slurry, japs athletes are innovating body cooling with it

>>149399160
Oh... I'm sorry...

>>149399107
I thought it was to replace him with Kim, but Kim can't stick in this lineup

>>149399035
that's not a bad enough house for one of these pics

>>149399160
He's sorry, he had no idea

More merch!

>>149399191
>no paved driveway
>single story
Yes it is

>>149399160
he had no idea

>>149399163
ice water?

>>149399202
>Hololive beer koozie
kek that'd actually be a good get

Favorite player who played for /yourteam/ but never put up even 1 WAR?

>>149399202
That hideous bag will sell for thousands of US dollars in japan

Is Tommy Edmam any better than last year?

nobody cares mariqueer

everyone cares Ken Griffey truther aryan.

cats are better

>>149399035
I suddenly like Soto less if he buys ugly cars like this.

>>149399222
the ice in a slurry is slushy ice in very small formations that are intended to be drunk along with the water. it's not just all water with crushed cubes in it or pure slushy ice like you'd get from pouring pure water in a margarita machine.

>>149399298
GIWIWTC

>>149399334
I think the mets suck

NEED my Mets to win tonight

I would prefer my Mariners win this afternoon, if I may be so bold.

does anyone have the webm version of this gif?

>>149399421
Where is Devin Williams?

>>149399420
you mean this evening, friend?

>>149399359
And how!

>>149399042
i miss jash danaldson posting

>>149399474
It's not evening if it's the heat of the day, and 4:40 pm is surely too hot to be the evening at this time of year.

>>149399463
stolen from Africa
brought to America

>>149399484
>danald
You called?

>>149399512
I stand corrected

>>149399548
Skelegate status?

YOU are a FAGGet

>>149399607
Ascended.

when does ohtani bat next?

>>149398889
he'll be back, he just wants to play the market to get his paycheck

reddit has better baseball discussion

tell james wood he's not leaving after this series, we're not letting him

>>149399724
8:40 Eastern, 5:40 Pacific

>Woke up this morning and the muscles in my forearm feel a little tight
Not like this...

FAGGets kek

>>149399452
i got you

>>149399771
>reddit has better baseball discussion

>>149399843
I only had itchy asshole

confucius say

>>149399882
literally me.

>>149399897
Literally me.

>>149399843
fuck off, Glasnow. we need your arm, time to earn your paycheck.

>>149399843
>Anon is flying to Texas for consultation with Dr. Keith Meister and will be re-evaluated in 7-10 days. His agent says /mlb/'s outlook on Anon's future is "extremely bleak."

>>149399765
Welcome to Seattle

>>149398975
>>149398982
i'm a dodger fan and an angel fan and the bad team is more fun to watch than the good team...

jays btw

>>149399778
I like the addition of the hat

Oh Fucking look!

It's the Le "randomly move the strike zone up and to the right a foot" umpire.

We cannot get AI umpires soon enough. Put all these assholes out of work!

>>149399882
That Cat looks really comfy. He is just checked out.

>>149400034
They'd never pay him for the years he'd demand.

>>149399998
>>149400001
how did you idiots both miss the actual digits

>>149400176
>ump's strikezone looks like my buttplug
hmm

Bitching about umps online is a serious NGMI. Go sit behind homeplate if you wanna jeer and boo em. Posting umpredditcard the day after is some fag shit

>>149400176
Oh yeah, that's getting weighted heavy in the UmpAI model.

>>149400176
>ump soicard

>>149400421
I look like this and say this

>>149400421
this but unironically

>>149400421
saving your oc

>>149400440
based

>>149400176
Ump chuds may try to silence you but the real fans among us support your cause

It's just not the same since Angel Hernandez retired. I don't have passion for the ump show anymore. Oh well.

>>149400473
This but Joe West

>>149400473
Just admit your were an ump tourist.

>>149400495
I miss that loaf unironically

Ben Rice played well this past week — starts today as our DH

>>149400507
Does anyone still care about pro golf since Tiger Woods stopped being relevant? It's the same thing.

Why did the padres give clase and fried to the cubes?

So what are the Jints going to do about their 5 DHs?

Y'all doyertards ready for today?

>>149400539
https://youtu.be/LKROsTMhwqM?si=iDf7ZP6AXtHqq_XL

>>149400473
remember what they took from us

>>149400555
I care about junior photographing golf professionally, if that counts.

>>149400620
This genny doesn’t need anymore ai fags

>>149400729
roxanons need hobbies tho

new jomboy content

Is it true it takes time for your body to get used to Denver’s elevation? And is it true alcohol hits you harder in Denver?

>>149400589
pick one

>>149400808
yes to both

>>149400808
No, it's a hoax like the marine layer.

>>149400729
You won't be saying that tonight when we kick dodgeshit ass

>>149400808
the thing nobody tells you in that Denver the sun feels very intense and you sunburn much easier.

>>149400869
ahh yes Ladlier my favorite player.

>>149400795
fuck i love content

>Liking Joker
Ick

>>149400875
what being closer to the sun does to a mf

>>149400808
yeah I got wasted my first night in denver and threw up everywhere, and I'm not a puker (although I was 18 at the time)

why are we tortured with no day baseball

>>149401036
it's not being closer to the sun, it's the thinner atmosphere :^)

I support our brave umps

>>149401246
what being closer to the sun in thinner atmosphere does to a mf

I love Arby’s curly fries!

>>149401362
Please tomahawk chop your man-spear into my big brave ass

>>149401413
Fuck my boricua ass

>>149401431
I will raise my apple into your ass any day

>>149401396
Fast food is bad for you

>Senga: dead
>Manea: dead
>Montas: pitching

>>149401413
>>149401431
>>149401434
Homosexuality is bad for you

>>149401462
But.. CURLY FRIES!

>>149400176
Why can't umps just call the zone as it exists? Why do they all have to make up their own bullshit strike zone?

>"Oh today I'm not going to call the low strike"
>"I have a 9PM appointment with my bookie, so expanding the strike zone in every direction tonight!"

>>149401396
It's too bad everything else at Arby's sucks

>>149401701
Maybe you'd understand, if you were a student of the game

>>149401701
The umps are the experts and you are a retard if you question their judgment

>>149400539
Should be a great match up for Burns!

>>149401701
the true zone doesn't exist, the zone for that game is shown to the umps by the baseball gods and it's their job to carry out their vision.

Kill every ump

Umps are our neighbors

Umps are our friends

Umps are our wives boyfriends.

Who are some old Mexican gangster cowboys

Anglefags drink coffee and Blue Moon at the same time.

I honestly don't believe an ump has ever gotten a call wrong. If you disagree with an ump, you are the problem

who else ready to beat up on the rockies?

never seen so many mexicans in one thread

>>149402305
come back in a few hours

>>149402245
based, I did that last weekend

>>149402574
I didn't even know he was sick.

>>149402574
>>149402593
he'll be fineee

faggot

>>149402735
Yes, I'm a New York fan.

>>149402735
bravesphobe

>>149402775
NY fans be bitches ese they can't do shit

it's up!

How's Chase Burns going to do tonight?

>>149402880
why do they have ohtani bat leadoff that seems dumb

>>149402905
he gets on base

I don't think you understand how much danger we're in, Frankie Montas is coming.

>>149403009
He's pretty good sometimes

>>149402905
most at-bats as possible

>>149402931
>leads majors in runs
you don't buy players. you buy runs

>>149402880
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy eat. This man just doesn't fast. You can almost hear him sneering "that hot dog was 0.16 grams lighter than the Farmer John franks were" as he eats Dodger Dog 1. Super Dodger Dogs don't faze him. Then he'll devour a massive 16 inch Slugger Dodger Dog in two bites. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

>>149402574
Feels like he fizzled out very suddenly, was he just overrated

why doesn't Ohtani bat in every spot if he's so good? Just pinch run him every time he gets on base and make him pinch hit for each guy! If that's not allowed, they should make a new rule where that is!

>>149403153
he would RAKE too hard

The AUSL is on hiatus until July 7th so their players can go play in the 2025 WBSC Americas Women’s Pan American Championship.

>>149402880
this would be a nice lineup if kim replaced conforto

>>149403187
Doesn't matter, we already know the Blaze will just lose the next game anyway

>>149403153
The golden at bat rule was almost certainly going to be made just for him. Manfred will ruin this game just to accommodate his precious Ohtani.

>>149403204
like a shark

>>149403187
will those not playing in the championship be available to sit on my face?

>>149403224
MONEY VALUE, baby
i miss gavin lux

>>149403258
HSK better

>>149403204
Cubs about to dip into the fag zone

>>149403224
>only 1 dodger
fake stats, useless metric

>>149403204
My brewredphilinals

>>149398939
They have ties in NPB? How are they determined?

>>149403292

bbref is free, you can make whatever charts you want big dog

dodgers need trevor bauer

>>149403135
it's dinger tuesday

>>149403335
i would rather meme on yours :^)

>>149403364
cringe

It’s crazy how much better the threads would be if pacos just stopped posting. Useless cretins

>No free game on MLB.tv today
why?

>>149403353
i don't bet, but wood's hitting one today.

i'm gonna sleep at work before the game

just won this mushroom cup 150cc gold, go mariners btw

>>149403385
What are we going to do about them?

>>149398869 (OP)
I like le heckin pupperinos but they're a bit too high maintenance for me.

>>149403424
Good job :)

>>149403424
CTR > mario shart

>>149403330
If it goes to the end of 12th in regular season & Climax Series (Playoffs), and it's still tied, it's a draw. If it happens in the playoffs, the higher seed advances.
If it's the Japan Championship Series, and it's tied by the end of Game 7, they play a Game 8 without an inning Limit. (Has only happened once)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqdTOXox4rM

>>149403479
multitap merchant

Apparently a soccer match just concluded

>>149403484
>If it happens in the playoffs, the higher seed advances.
dear lord that is garbage

>>149403515
It rewards the regular season mattering, and forces the lower seed to fight harder.

>>149402880
Ah, so Conforto is in the lineup.

>>149403385
are they really more annoying then FAGGets kek, ur mum lol, pfma, baskinfag, mest bugposter, AI slop posters, etc. spam?

>>149403424
Mariners really are owned by Nintendo

>Delay for A's Tigers
New Tigers fan here, how do I cope with this delay?

Am I gonna get rich?

>>149403607
down an entire little ceasars so you too can be a fatcat

>>149403617
Gambling is bad for you

dodgers #1 all yall suck pendejos

>>149403632
>does it cause dysfunction
No. I’m not going into crippling debt or gambling away my mortgage money

>does it cause distress?
No, I’m just putting a bet down because I feel like it.

>does it cause deviance (from society)
No, everyone gambles.

>next 10 games are against CLE, BOS, and NYY
It's AL gauntlet time. This will be crucial

Being a Padre fan is suffering.

>>149403681
Jays aren’t making it this year…

>>149403681
I know you can dew ett birbbro ^-^ if the oreos can bop Crochet I am sure you can too.

>>149403700
garbador is a NY (unova) pokemon

>>149403673
the genny hates gambling. yes, it can be destructive for some people, but for non degenerates it's just another form of entertainment, and you sometimes come out on top.

>>149403700
and so does the stankees.
would you like to drop my ball?

>>149403424
have you played the new one yet?

>>149403726
Good goy

Puck drop in about 30 minutes for my team

>>149403700
>immediate Ernie RBI Double
thanks for the reverse jinx

>>149403731
lmao still salty kid? Jays ain’t it.

>>149403726
Rip

Kirky! You don't wanna start a lefty against this team.

>>149403789
Most of my team are lefties lol aside from Adley and Gunnar who switch.

It’s almost time for Yankees baseball.

>Watching baseball over the CONCACAF Gold Cup and FIFA Club World Cup
>Americans

>>149403838
Watching both d e s u.

>>149403681
>blow gays

>>149403753
eh, I'm playing with bonus funds right now. probably should have taken muncy instead of Smith for the homerun. it's a longshot, but that's the point of a parlay. if I win the genny gets a pizza party.

>>149403838
i dont even know what those are nigga

>>149403838
I'm a doyerpaco not an american

>>149403838
>europoorball
no thanks.

>>149403726
>he bets parlays
yikes!

>>149403838
Not even Central Americans are attending Concacaf games, it's a ghost town out there

>>149403850
Tfw we dun get to face Yankees again till September >-@;

Just saying cause I don’t like the Indians but jays ain’t going anywhere this year lol.

Today is the beginning the mets turnaround

katie woo needs to bounce on my 5.89" gigacock

The Lauer Hour!

>>149403885
I also bet single player props and runlines, but throwing a sawbuck on a parlay is fun sometimes. I've covered a few times.

Braves are gay

man busch stadium

will all the good guys win again today?

>>149403992
oh fuck you just fuck you

>>149403698
we're gonna win today!

>>149403992
no guarantees

>>149403964
and they're taking out their sexual frustrations on the mest

Eating some beef jerky rn ready for my baseball team to lose.

Feeling a metsineriants sweep today

>>149403949
Santana already won for me because he is the only one not headshot in a grey background

LET'S GO METS

LFG Yanks

World Series Bound

>>149404066
Dodger fan for sure. She'd hve no idea who the Mets are.

>>149404001
rude!

>>149404071
I can fix her

Chase Burns second pitch was 100mph

>>149403949
Ernie is the ultimate Utility guy

marimetsiants

>>149403992
any good guy but the jankeelinguinis and doyerpacos

>>149404066
떡치다

>>149404001
yep, I'm thinkin the good guys won

>>149404097
They just keep getting better each year

Burns just struck out the side in his major league debut

3 Ks for Burns

You all know the Dodgers are "the good guys" right?

>>149403949
lol bobby looking kinda spehchul in that picture

Pitchers duel in cinci?

Giménez!

>>149404041
Is this true?

>>149404015
Kyute byrb fren <(^-^<)

>>149404147
Hopefully Rodon is up to the task, because the Yankees ain't touching the rookie

>>149404167
he'll only go 5 innings

>>149404097
Orthopedic surgeons mouths watering always

>>149404143
Was Biff "the good guy" in Back to the Future?

>>149404143
Good guys don't exile Trevor Bauer.

Is Frankie Montas back?

LGM

>>149404143
they hate us cuz they not like us

>>149404167
Oh so what? He’s Greg Maddux?

I'm so sick and tired of every team having all their pitchers make their MLB debut against the Yankees, and looks like Cy Young. Why can't this type of shit happen to other teams?

>>149404186
I look like that

>>149404193
The Yanks make a lot of guys look like Maddux, yeah

>>149404186
post more jap girls like this and less plastic assless koreans

>>149404198
lmao

>>149404198
everyone wants da jankees to lose

>>149404198
Could always be the teams who gave Morton 3 wins or just yesterday Texas gave Rogers his 1st career win

Smelly de la poo

>>149404210
can I get your number

So young guys are just coming up throwing 93 mph wicked sliders now???

>>149404258
Sure :)

Come on Pete. Come on Pete. Lets go

>>149404210
please tell me you have a penis

>>149404198
other than pennock, larsen, pettite, rivera and sabathia... the Stankees never had a good pitcher since 1923

>>149404274
I do :)

>>149404264
If they were in New Hampshire they would also be weeked smaht :3

Fuck.

I was gonna watch the Tigs get 50, but now I'm watching the Mest. Sad evening indeed.

Rays about to beat the brakes off the Royals fr fr

>>149404186
i've already watched this webm like 40 times holy shit

obsessed

>OHTANI IMPERSONATOR ARRSTED
26 year old Nepalese man arrested in Japan for impersonating Ohtani, scamming an 80 year old women out of $7000 to pay his "huge insurance premiums for being the best player"

>A female collaborator posed as his agent. When the woman asked her to call Ohtani, she refused, saying, "I can't answer because the game is about to start."
https://soranews24.com/2025/06/24/father-and-son-arrested-for-impersonating-shohei-ohtani-to-commit-fraud/

>>149404313
he doesn't even look like him

>>149404313
>Niu Barans. We scam now.

>>149404313
>Nepal
>India
>Pakistan
>Bangladesh
why do so many scammers come from this small part of the world?

>>149404313
>"I can't answer because the game is about to start."
lol

>>149404313
>Nepalese
saars...

Not for nothing but this kid doesn’t even vary his pitches that much. It’s out than in the middle…he’ll be done sooner than later.

>>149404361
lmao

>>149404264
Young players are coming up with insane velocity, but I also predict a lot of these younger guys will have much shorter careers because of these numbers. We're already being told to get used to starters only going 5 innings, proposed rule changes saying otherwise be damned.

need his bat to wake up but nice play

6 Ks for Burns

>>149404373
yea lmao Tommy John next year.

>>149404313
that's a rough 26, i'd start scamming too if i thought it was that over...

>>149399306
Anon I…

sneks

>>149404347
just to make it worse, these countries are also glazing over AI slop everyday

>>149404313
that's a brutal 26

>>149404401
is the hat small or the snake huge?

>>149404402
>these countries

>>149404410
big sneks gotta eat

Why does Babe Schneider insist on striking out looking? Defend the zone damn it!

>>149404410
Smöl hat needs BIGGER :3

kek

Sean Manaea was a terrible signing.

>manaea done for the season
It’s over goyimets.

>>149404478
>shut down for 72 hours
>done for season
huh?

lmao Trevino DHing

Terry Francona has fallen and he can’t get up.

The MLB pipeline will always boost pitchers with 110 MPH fastballs and 99 MPH sliders with 6ft of ending break or whatever as the future of baseball, but there is no way these guys don't get destroyed after a year or two of playing time purely because of the physical demand to get those numbers. Surely the guys who have more controllable stuff at a respectable speed are more valuable in the long run since they will probably stay healthy longer while still more likely producing similar enough results?

>>149404497
Trevino has been hitting this year

>>149404453
>>149404478
where are these bots coming from?

ITFCB

>>149404515
Yonkers

>>149404516
Henlo!

>>149404516
faster

>>149404522
HEY HEY HEY

teams paying way too much on pitchers to get them all injured

It would be cool if the Yankees scored enough runs to win the game.

>>149404516
>ITFCB

thank you Ketel

>>149404507
Sure if you know that guy will be consistent and play with you for 10+ years. That's very unlikely though so you're better off with a flamethrower who doesn't need as much control and will give you 1.5 seasons of solid pitching until his arm falls apart and then you can just find the next one.

>>149404551
faster

>>149404534
Better than spending 40m on a guy who has hit less than 130avg-Oneill. Instead of getting pitching they also got a washed up 41 year old.

>>149404546
Is that a bodega cat?

>>149404546
it’s ok reds aren’t going to give burns any run support tonight

>>149404577
Didn't they beat Yankees this year? I dun think sweep though

let’s go cubbies unlucky happer

Nice job Ernie, might be a gold glove in his future

>WMBF parents

BASED BURNS

>>149404558
I personally would rather have the more consistent long term guy than a glass cannon. Someone who can produce solidly for a couple years is much more valuable than someone who is more at risk of having a season/career ending injury because they want the accolade of throwing the fastest whatever pitch in statcast history.

>>149404613
If what they're saying about his shoulder isn't serious, I hope.

tuck em!

>>149403838
You made both of those up

>>149404596
idk I don’t keep track of the april world series

>>149404615
His sister was hot too

My ROCKS gonna ROCK the Dodgers today.

>>149404636
Red dress? oh yea.

>BALL
>tough shit Mets

why bother

Rare Ernie walk

Out in the street they call it BAAAAAAAYBAAAAAAAW

I miss Jesse Winky

>>149404575
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUD2qCazRY4
>>149404577
It'll be a battle to see who's quality start gets wasted first.

I'm gay
Go Braves

>>149404705
we all do

>>149404708
>name on the back of the pinstripe jersey
Couldn't be my waifu

>>149404705
Same

Classic Kirky

ball one, right down the plate
ball two, paint on the outside corner strike three, strike one
foul ball, strike two
strike four, check swing
strike five, sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149404739
STRIKE ASS!

>>149404708
Call the game. Send the kid to Cooperstown we don’t stand a chance

>>149404754
This unironically

For it's one, two, ball, ball right down the middle, five strikes you're out
at the old ump's game

>>149404739
Strike my ass

Lint Door with the strikeout

RICED

>>149404313
Anyone can look like Ohtani when you squint hard enough

Burnsbros, did we get too cocky?

RICE RICE BABY

>>149404786
kek no legs

RICED

>>149404794
He's falling apart. Time to move him into the closers role

wheres nu its almost itme for phillies

I was saying boo-urns

Stop Hitting My Players!

Based Jose Reyes dunking on the new stolen base buffs

7 batted balls above 99 mph and 1 hit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Love /my/ Mariners
Love beer and coffee
Love fried chicken
Hate dogs
Hate tattoos
Simple as

when is the MLB gonna do something about the pirates?

You know what they say

>>149404869
Sometimes it's not about how hard you hit it, but where you hit it to

A's STRIKE FIRST with a two run homer to open against the Tigers.

>>149404880
this sounds like a one way trip to heart failure

>>149404887
The next wave in baseball will be contact hitters who hit soft line drives 150 feet and bat .340 with terrible slugging

Jazz is good.

sit the FUCK down tigs

What site are you using to watch? I am just running into trouble with strikeout dot im which has been perfectly fine all year. It's not loading wtf

>>149404641
les do it

The Yankees are finally scoring runs

>>149404896
Better get used to it but. You’re on a Mariners board

149404880
desperate for attention again are we?

>>149404919
lemonparty.org

>>149404919
>What site are you using to watch?
MLB.tv

I told you we would get to this kid. Fucken idiots high on random bums.

I could do with more people posting updates about the game they are watching.
>>149404885
In the next CBA negotiation, there will be a reckoning. Players hate cheap franchises, Owners hate that the Doyer deferrals.

>>149404880
>Hate dogs
>Hate tattoos
BASED

LARS NOOTBAAR HOME RUN

>>149404945
Castillo just pitched a ground out to mariners legend ty france.

>>149404905
Baseball would be so much better :)

>>149404945
My Mets are not winning yet

>>149404962
But they ain't losing either

>mfw 3 RBI triple for da next jeetah
Your shortstop leads in triples right?

I’m ready for my nightly humiliation ritual

>>149404880
Alcohol and fast food are bad for you

>>149404972
This is also correct

benny bats!

Is nootbaar...back?

Don't forget to eat some healthy vegetables with dinner tonight. Or even, God forbid, FOR dinner!

>>149404905
Sounds like the most successful teams in my old man softball league

>>149404919
MLB tv is the best way to watch especially since you won't have to deal with blackouts like locals.

My buddy once bought a hacked account off reddit from some boomer in Iowa. We had free mlbtv for 3 years off that account.

>>149404919
I bought the mlb.tv Father’s Day special that was half off and I’ve been having so much fun with it

Nootbaar zoots the ball, STL leads in the bottom of the 2nd

I will now enjoy watching the mariners fail even more

>>149404865
What's Reyes doing these days? Analyst? I miss that cheeky bugger.

>>149405021
Breasts too large

>>149405021
LOOK AT THOSE SWARTHY MILKERS!

Please fuck my ass

jp buntford :)

>>149405031
Chop on, brotha!

Why do we keep running these shitty contact plays?

Cucumbers and tomatoes make a nice treat on a hot day

Imagine thinking Ben Rice isn’t a starter every single day. Imagine

>>149405032
I’d giv ‘er a drillin

>dicking park
what did the asstros mean by this

just woke up
what game should I watch?

The liquor is making my farts and shits smell an oilfield
Go mariners btw

CAM ON METSIES SCORE SOME FACKING RUNS

>>149405044
I always thought zobrists wife was hot. Shame about all that though

>>149405061
Watch me & see a man for the first time

Ducks on the poooond

>>149405032
who is this

julio sac fly! M's take the lead!

>>149405061
Braves vs Mets is the most interesting from a neutral's perspective.

>>149405068
FAGGets kek

My rags are putting belt to ass with a no-hitter.

>>149405056
Go easy on them psychic types

>>149405029
his career's winding down. He's getting passed around the waiver wire these days.

and a dumper rbi single makes it M's 2 Twinkies 0

>>149405105
>no homer
Regression

That’s MY Goldy :)

>>149405083
>watching two shitter teams shit in each others mouths when two division leaders are currently playing

For me, its Mr. Mime

A Goldian play.

Your New York Metropolitans have a lead

>>149405073
what team are you on?

>>149405116
he's padding his average today :)

>>149405130
You & Mr. havin' a ball

>>149405130
I'm collecting gengars, got Yankees and Doyers so far

this ump is fucking the Mets over

>>149405032
this genny needs more of THIS. thank you

>>149405123
>interleague divisional matchup
forgive me for not giving a fuck

Gotta get my Mr. in all day every day LFGM

>bases loaded HBP
Ouch!

>>149405080
peekatchu

Mariners.

BATY

Paddack is mindbroken, and will give donovan a salami here.

Batychads we are so back

BATY
A
T
Y

batychads finally getting a morsel

>.666 OPS

literally demon baty

>>149405205
faster

For me, it’s Scizor.

CLARKE BOMB

>>149405218
based women's softballer

let’s go peein

Cubone was always my favorite but he feels like he would be a cubs fan for obvious reasons

actually what the hell happened to the twins pitching staff? how did they all collectively decide to melt down this month?

>>149405204
2 rbi single but close enough

>>149405230
thanks fella
am actually watching the sneks rn, might switch off if they blow out the white sox again

>>149404995
OK grandma

where is nu though...

attaeye peein

>>149405218
ok

>>149405032
cute :3

>>149405263
ANIME!!!

>>149405263
BASED Yanks Pokebro.

attaeye peein

>>149405271
Wait a second….

>>149405061
dodgers-rockies

TUCK EM!!
ATTABOY

Cuck her

>>149405247
this snek team is both never out of any game and at the same time no game is ever in hand. If you watch this team enough you will see some crazy games.

We need nu tho.

Mets already won this game. Braves don't have that dawg in em

We need nu and I shan’t be posting this late lest we end up with four nus

>>149405032
braves fan here, what exactly is the appeal to this?

Ump was sick of that inning!

612 is the new 512, let's just wait it out

SEIYA BOMB!!!!!!!
CMON!!!!!!!!

McGravy was a mistake
Why did he get a 2nd chance?

>>149405314
Just watch soccer Cletus

>>149405315
Kek

SEIYA

pfma

>>149405310
Downvoting this jynxpost

[Sad News]
No one has made a new thread.

>>149405349
>>149405349
>>149405349

nu
>>149405347
>>149405347
>>149405347

>>149404186
this guy's sexual webms have made me respect metsposters

>>149405352
>>149405354
Faggots

>>149405352
>>149405354
I hate to say ahtoadaso…

>>149405352
>>149405354
every time

>>149405361
you kiss your boyfriend with that mouth?

>>149405330
:3 Blurkot?

Umpball