Thread 150314942

Pham Senpai
Previous non-muncy: >>150309486

Finally an /mlb/ thread, go Mariners!

'stros

>>150314942 (OP)
>this kills the jeet

redschads? how are we feeling tonight?

now this is nu

>>150314942 (OP)
Pham looks black, but his name seems Vietnamese. What is going on?

>>150314942 (OP)
This is the thread

We're all over here!!!

Tommy Pham

>>150314942 (OP)
love this lil vietnamese nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>150314993
Hopeful :)

cool thread OP!

Raynkees.

we're here
>>150309423
>>150309423

>>150314996
Agreed. This is the thread.

posting in nu

but when is baseball tho

this is the thread

dodgers are gay

When was the last time a team was swept in a 5 game series? The cubs are going to achieve that this week.

muncy poster BTFO

that funky munchy

munce on em!

MUNCED

I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

>>150315112
I sat with him at a fancy dinner once, this gala charity event. We were in tuxes and he sat across from me. At one point early on a waiter brought out caesar salads, and Max started rubbing his tummy and making “yummy” noises like a toddler. Just as I picked up my salad fork—Max Muncy slapped it out of my hands. “Don’t,” he said, like scolding a dog. Stunned, I went to pick up the fork again but this time Max placed his sweaty hand on my wrist. “Like me,” he growled. He then mimed rolling up his sleeves…and proceeded to eat his salad with his hands like Cookie Monster. Lettuce and croutons went flying from his fat hands to his mouth. I was about to ask, “What the fuck?” but his blonde date made eye contact with me. She quickly shook her head, as if saying, “Just let him do this. He needs it.” I forgot to ask for his autograph: my biggest regret.

>>150315112
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy's physical proportions.

>>150315125
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy eat. This man just doesn't fast. You can almost hear him sneering "that hot dog was 0.16 grams lighter than the Farmer John franks were" as he eats Dodger Dog 1. Super Dodger Dogs don't faze him. Then he'll devour a massive 16 inch Slugger Dodger Dog in two bites. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

>>150315129
this is nu tho

oops!

>>150315129
kek

Everybody! Cool it

he wishes he was spammy so bad

>>150315173
lol

>>150315169
why did they even continue to play that game that appears to be in the middle of hurricane katrina

>>150315182
I wish I were a sexy lady too...

>>150315182
Let's give dem muncies a chance

>>150314942 (OP)
Pham make em seeth

>>150315184
are you looking forward to the video

>>150315187
rockies got a bad break on that one, umps should have delayed the game before that play but iirc it started really pouring in the middle of muncy's at bat.

>>150315187
because only pussies stop for a little bit of rain

>>150315202
what video... what video precious??

Puss-em!

>>150314942 (OP)
Blow gays kek

>>150315038
Can't wait to see the Caballero reunion. + redeeming the rent.

We're playing CoD Black Ops 7 r-right /mlb/?

Let's all calm down... Let's post a letter... let's post a letter, together.

I can't wait for the season to be over so I can stop being disappointed on a nightly basis.

G

best back up catcher in the majors? probably

>>150315254
t. Poodrepaco

>>150315249
Naw we playing old battlefields homie

>>150315249
>>150315268
I have 1942 installed, who has a dedicated server?

A

Wow it's almost noon over here and there's no gore or black women being spammed in my baseball thread! Neat!

Lfgooooooo BruCru

>losing to the rockies
lmao

ITFCB

Y

Good morning Padres nation, just remember it's total ump death today, total ump death tomorrow, and it was total ump death yesterday. I hate those giants fans that bailed Ramos out from his failure to catch a ball.

See you again for another successful event in 2026. Next year, Hololive Night will be at other MLB ballparks through out the season. See you there.

>>150315438
Build the Mococo statue in Gallagher Square

>>150315438
I'm still waiting for Cholo life

>>150315448
I look like this

no... NO!!

o kek ..sigh

Caissie slap!

cusb actually did something

>the rockies have a better win-loss record since July 4th than the Dodgers
>and the Dodgers lost to them
doggie doos kek!

>>150315249
I haven't played vidya since covid

>>150315412
it hit the padres fan's arm. get over it

The Cubs suck

>>150315543
that's not what interference means. if it hits his arm when it was already over the wall, it legally is not interference. the rule only applies if the ball is still in the field. when ramos has to reach over the wall in hopes of making the catch, it no longer applies. now if it was at the warning track in front of the wall and the fan was reaching over to do that, then it would, but ramos' glove was over the wall.

poodrepacos seething kek

how come the doyers beat the best but lose to the worst
does this happen to anyone else

>>150315611
manfred rigged the padgers series because he wanted to snap the dodgers losing streak so fans would keep watching, we all know this to be true

>>150315576
It was a bad call and I'm surprised at it.

thinking bout that anon who said reading 2hu's posts makes him want to shove a nerd in a locker.

Attaboyd

>>150315245
He had a slow start, but Cabby has finally settled in, it looks like. The Rays are the best tenant a team could ask for. No discount on rent for Cabby though.

>>150315649
I got a hard one for ya right here pal *grabs crotch*

If I was on the cubs I’d lean into a pitch, get hit and then instead of charging the mound I’d sprint towards Andrew Vaughn with my bat and beat him over the head with it until they stopped me

>>150315712
desu that's a good idea. Someone on the cubs has to take one for the team and kill him.

I’m on my way to the Rays Yankees game. Is the lineup for tonight available anywhere? I can only find the pitchers

>>150315744
Yeah. It’s not personal or anything, I just don’t like him personally

>>150315249
I'm finishing up the new dankey kang

>>150315762
Enjoy bro…I’ve heard it’s epic

What's the best setup for a 5 game series playoff? 2-3? 1-2-1-1?

>>150315762
mariners nation thanks you for your patronage

>>150315576
Are you really an autisic female or is that other guy just gay for you?

so how do you feel about the idea of league realignment if expansion happens?

>>150315849
i think you're mixing up padre weebs

>>150315855
I’d be OK with this, they should kick the bl*ck players out of the league though. No offense

aTTaboy PeTey

And how will the broors cheat their way out of this?

WILLI SLAP!

BOOM!

Sandlot

>>150315894
6 innings left. they came back from trailing 8 runs just a few days ago

>>150315921
We’re not coming back from this one dude. The cubs have Matthew freakin’ Boyd. We’re fucked!

>>150315918
Great movie

>>150315918
THIS. SO MUCH THIS.

>Thursday Jints Padres
>2025 Verlander vs 2025 Cease
highest scoring 1st inning ever incoming?

>>150315918
Onionslot

*gulp*

Castro lookin solid

You're killin me, smalls!

>>150315963
Verlander can't win so Cease will be good tonight.

As a brewers fan we're gonna get fucked by the cubs if we meet in the playoffs...

first for anime

>>150316087
that's thursday's game. today it's a rematch between Pivetta and Teng

>losing to the rockies
KEK

>>150315658
Nice midriff

>>150316086
LMAO

>kowar and legumina sent to tacompton
>bryce miller is back
i'd prefer a dfa but i'll take it!

>>150316129
lmao scared of getting drilled by scherzer, kwab

>>150316161
his ops in 27 plate appearances is .302, I think that's a larger part of the reason he's sitting

>>150316129
kwab

>>150316139
Smalls would've got his ass kicked if he tried that little stunt in my neighborhood

>>150315745
Prior to tonight’s game, the Yankees reinstated INF/OF Amed Rosario (#14) from the 10-day injured list.

>>150316193
YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL

>>150316129
certified bitch made

>>150315745
CF Trent Grisham
DH Aaron Judge
LF Cody Bellinger
RF Giancarlo Stanton
C Ben Rice
1B Paul Goldschmidt
2B Jazz Chisholm Jr.
SS Anthony Volpe
3B Jose Caballero

New MLB divisions (32 teams)

Div 1: BOS, NYM, NYY, PHI
Div 2: BAL, PIT, TOR, WAS
Div 3: ATL, CIN, CLE, STL
Div 4: CHC, CWS, DET, MIL
Div 5: COL, HOU, KC, TEX
Div 6: LAA, LAD, SD, SF
Div 7: AZ, LV, MIN, SEA
Div 8: MIA, TB, 2 expansion teams

>>150316279
>Div 7: AZ, LV, MIN, SEA

>Mookie Betts had a private meeting with Dave Roberts about Teo
the Teo experiment is over. shame, he was the only one to want to mend the Padgers fire

attaboy fagsby!

>>150316310
when will the dookie experiment be over? also imagine losing to the rockies kek

New doggie doos kek image just dropped

Too bad vaughn didnt die on his way home.

sit the FUCK down!!!

shove the W flag in my ass

>10 game suspension
gay but just reinstate him tomorrow so he can start working on it

>>150316584
>Robles in 2025
Game changer, im sure of it.

swing the bat you cowardly faggot.

>>150316602
Tonight's starting right fielder is dylan moore.

>>150316279
Is this real or a forced meme?

imagine losing to the Rockies, couldn't be my team

Torrens must shine, it’s now or never

>Confirmed by MLB sources, the Mariners would have to play a man down on their roster while Robles serves his suspension.
for christ's sake manfred

kek lost to the rockies

>>150316616
Da next _____

the fucking rockies

It's time to call up Recker >>150316663

The Dodgers losing to the Rockies in a regular season game is like winning the world series for poodrepaco ringlets

CAISSIE BOMB

doggie doos kek

the dodgers have a worse record than the rockies since july 4th lol

>>150316714
trying to leech off mets guy’s aura, shameful!

>>150316724
Having 1 legitimate non-Mickey Mouse ring in 33 years is like having 27 World Series titles to New doyer fags.

>>150316672
that picture would make sense if there was more than 1 robin

imagine the dodgers get swept by the rockies

doyerpacos cant stop thinking about the Padres and they also lost to the rockies KEK

the fucking 2025 Rockies.

>>150316750
Having 0 rings is like reality for poodregonzalos kek

>padres mentioned
Why do they gotta be obsessed?

Yankees being irrelevant, the way it should be

>1955: Brooklyn's ring, not yours
>1959: Somehow was paired up with a literally who white sox team, doesn't count
>1963: Legitimate
>1965: Legitimate
>1981: Strike-shortened season with radically different playoff structure, doesn't count
>1988: Legitimate, but lucky
>2020: COVID-shortened season, doesn't count
>2024: Manfredball, doesn't count

>>150316832
*crack*
*sip*
Now 2001, THAT’S a real world series.

>>150316832
>1984: LOL
>1998: KEK
>2007: KWAB
>2024: AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>150316832
this but the stankees

doyerpacos seething kek

>Yordon finally making a rehab start and will hopefully return over the weekend
Please Yordan, save this team from themselves. The Ms aren’t going to suck forever. Getting shutout and blown out for 3 of the last 4 games feels like rock bottom.

Why are the Dodgers obsessed with a mediocre expansion team that's eliminated them from the postseason in 2022 and 2025?

In approximately two hours and nineteen minutes, the New York Mets of New York will play the Washington Nationals.

>andrew faggot
as a brewchad I hate that piece of shit. what a fucking loser. get a hit next time cocksucker

You MotherFucking Giants won't get away with this Bullshit!

>>150316869
>1923: only white people could participate
>1927: only white people could participate
>1928: only white people could participate
>1932: only white people could participate
>1936: only white people could participate
>1937: only white people could participate
>1938: only white people could participate
>1939: only white people could participate
>1941: only white people could participate
>1943: only white people could participate
>1947: no draft, no luxury tax
>1949: no draft, no luxury tax
>1950: no draft, no luxury tax
>1951: no draft, no luxury tax
>1952: no draft, no luxury tax
>1953: no draft, no luxury tax
>1956: no draft, no luxury tax
>1958: no draft, no luxury tax
>1961: no draft, no luxury tax
>1962: no draft, no luxury tax
>1977: legitimate
>1978: legitimate, but only there because of Bucky Dent
>1996: steroid era + tiny stadium
>1998: steroid era + tiny stadium
>1999: steroid era + tiny stadium
>2000: steroid era + tiny stadium
>2009: you probably cheated

>>150316992
Imagine taking the time out of your life to write this?

>>150316992
based and kek’d

>>150316992
Facts. Only the Red Sox have legitimate rings.

>aaron judge home run
>jazz home run
>we are so back!

>>150316992
kek BTFO

The MLB literally had to orchestrate a strike in order to stop a Jays/Expos WS

>>150316992
STANKEES KWAB

Brewers are good but can't beat the cubs. They're gonna get reverse swept

>>150316992
stankedoo ‘em!

Attapete

>>150316992
with integration, I have to wonder, how many white players that were active at the time went from having amazing stats to becoming shit once other races came along?

>>150317041
don't have to

>Jordan Weems called up
>pitches 3 innings in a blow out
>DFAed the next day
>Taylor Scott called up
>pitches 2 innings in a blow out game
>DFAed the next day
the state of our bullpen is dire

no...NO!!!

doyerpacos at the bar be like "can i get a loss on the rocks please?"

no...NO!!!

>>150317200
kek

>>150317200
lmao so true

sit the FUCK down!!!

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>150315038
many people are saying this

Mariners. Are. Epicsauce.

>>150317290
I love science, nintendo, and the sandlot

>>150316992
Do the cardinals now

>>150317263
didn't he do that same kind of split last week without issue?

do the first-place shimmy

no....

>>150317305
He may have overstretched more than usual this time

>>150317313
the *lose-a-game-to-the-rockies shimmy

Cubs win! Cubs win!

>>150316892
Yes /we/ will.

[VV]
gg brewers

[vv] CUBS WON THAT GAME

gg cubbies

>>150315249
I’m not giving a single sheckle to 3arc after how BO6 was basically Fortnite FPS
>unicorns farting in your face
>American Dad
>squid games
Go baseball btw

>>150317303
>1926: no non-whites allowed
>1931: no non-whites allowed
>1934: no non-whites allowed
>1942: Stan Musial played while everyone else was at war
>1944: Stan Musial played while everyone else was at war
>1946: no non-whites allowed
>1964: legitimate
>1967: legitimate
>1982: against the brewers kek
>2006: legitimate
>2006: did you thank David Freese today?

>>150317440
1944 is the ultimate mickey mouse world series, that shit does not count. It's even worse than 2020.

>go and take a shit
>come back and check the score
how did my dodgers lose to the rockies?

>>150317440
>2006
2011*

>>150317452
in 1942 we were at war, but by 1944 pretty much every major leaguer that considered themselves a man was overseas. that year was a joke, and the browns of all teams winning the pennant was the cherry on top of it all

Is the Cubs strategy of postponing the games to have a shot at beating the Brewers feasible in the long term>

>>150316992
Not reading all of that. 27.

>>150317562
tldr: 1.5

poodrepedos still coping and seething lol

>>150316992
2009 was roided

27. Count em

why are the cubs retarded?

>>150316992
Kek. ‘toids btfo

>O'hearn starting
>even made the graphic a picture of him and his name is circled a hundred times
are the Padres trolling their fans for asking for this?

>>150317548
>hello, mr. manfred?
>activate the chemtrails over Wrigley

Actual new MLB divisions (8 div * 4 teams/div)

AL East: NYY, BOS, TOR, BAL
AL Central: DET, CLE, CWS, MIN
AL South: KC, HOU, TEX, TB
AL West: LAA, LV, SEA, West Coast Expansion (portland, salt lake city, etc.)

NL East: NYM, PHI, PIT, CIN
NL Central: CHC, STL, MIL, COL
NL South: WSH, ATL, MIA, Southern Expansion (nashville, charlotte, new orleans etc.)
NL West: LAD, SF, SD, ARI

no teams changing leagues, major division rivalries kept intact, could work with one or two wild cards per league. why does everyone treat this as an insurmountable problem?

>>150317607
Potemkin franchise

Let’s all count to 27

1

>>150317640
The Mariners would be given the easiest layup division and probably still find a way to lose lol

2

count 'em fellas.

2

>>150317661
A's are finna boutta be legit tho.

2

3

1

4

27 RINGS KISS 'EM YOU KEKS

>>150317607
they do that for every game dum dum

2

Is it true? Addison Barger takes steroids?

>>150317706
*minor league vibe intensifies*

>>150317720
every team does it

>mindfucked by timmy phuck
imagine couldnt be us

>>150317706
i know they do that for every lineup, it's just funny this time since people have been asking them to start O'hearn especially given every time he's pinch hit, he's hit a home run, so it's like they're going "GEEZ HERE YOU GO, STOP ASKING!" by highlighting him specifically this time.

>>150317727
*cope intensifies*

>>150317706
dum dum made me laugh

>>150317736
I hope you get gay raped on a sweltering summer night

Imagine not having 27 rings kek

>>150317744
>throwing his bat the pitcher

stunt on 'em ringchads!

>>150317751
*misplaced seethe intensifies*

>Cronenworth is sitting out of today's game because his arm was swelling after being hit by a pitch
>Jake is the all time Padres HBP leader by almost double Chase Headley's number
why does everybody keep throwing at this guy?

>Chase Headley
'toid name

why are doyerpacos so retarded bros?

imagine having 0 rings lol

you now remember this

>>150317776
moderate disdain intensifies

>>150317763
Looking at em I think the Yankees have the gayest lineup graphic

>>150317776
how is it possible to be on a top ten all-time list with only 5 or 6 years of service time

Yankeeschad here wanting to ask you guys what’s it like being a ringlet?

yankEMPEROR here, anyone want an extra ring?

if we count regular season world series wins poodres have more rings than everyone and it's not even close lol

>>150317809
it looks like a nod to the style of baseball rpgs that were popular before the internet

>>150317809
it's based like old times

>batflips a walk
>starts a fight with the catcher
>calls Addison Barger a roider on twitter for no reason
>sits out the next day
>refuses to elaborate further

>>150317814
Be on a team that has a history of letting guys walk. Manny Machado is already approaching the top 5 in games played as a Padre despite only being on the team for 6 years

>>150317809
No RyMac already feels weird.

>>150317809
Having actual infield depth is so strange. Remember 2024, bros?

>>150317814
There are only like 5 players that have played on the padres for more than 10 years

the dodgers lost to the rockies last night though

Tommy mind raped the roid jays

>>150317850
should also add, with a little under 40 games left in the season. If Manny plays in all of them, he'll actually be #4 at the end of this season

Thinking about the Yankees

>>150317881
my therapist told me that was unhealthy

Just reminiscing about my Yankers...

>sewers lost to chicanos
KWAB

Tommy "10 Teams 10 Years" Pham destroyed the cheating blow gays kek

>>150317814
Yu Darvish signed with the team in 2021 and has missed huge chunks of seasons due to injury and he's already in the top 10 in strikeouts as a Padre. He probably would've been in the running for the all time leader if he had stayed healthy his entire time. If Pivetta plays like he has this season across his entire contract, he'll probably make this list too

>>150317809
Change it to a picture of Jeter, "Herpes, Catch It" and a lineup of hollywood sluts on the Jeter Herpes Tree

>slider up and in
name a gayer pitch selection

>>150317850
>>150317874
with the Rays and other teams like the Marlins being such an extreme example constant roster churn I kind of forgot hardly anyone plays for a decade on any one team.

>>150317935
>eephus behind the batter's head

>>150317876
nah bro thr dodgers lost that game on purpose for entertainment purposes so they technically won

>>150317935
4-seam fastball in a 0-0 count

>>150317876
they'll do it again tonight too

>>150317972
post your betting slip or stfu

>>150317954
it's called developing your brand, dude. you can't do that if you win against shit teams

>>150317992
I know bro that's why the dodgers really won that game

>>150317985
i lost $400 on game 1, fuck the dodgers.

>yams on the hill
>lose
do doggies really?

>>150318001
based doyers teaching the degen a valuable lesson he'll promptly ignore

>>150317997
I know dude. Most teams would've been like "the rockies, huh? that's a bona fide W. we're gonna to crush them and our fans are gonna be bored to death". But not the dodgers. no, the dodgers wouldn't do that. And that's why they're such a great team.

>>150318001
total betfag death

>>150317903
We love our Yankees

>Zach Neto with a Penta tshirt on mlb tv
Based /pw/ poster

lol okay

>gets giddy over dogs
Me, cute dog btw.

>>150318039
bro the blue jays went to colorado and stat padded then lost the series to the dodgers, the dodgers are going to lose the series in colorado so that they can sweep the padres this weekend that's why even if the dodgers lose they technically win

>>150318094
>tfw a dog has a more well-rounded diet than you

>>150318102
>no you don't get it, we intentionally lost the easy wins that would give us an even bigger lead in the division so we can win games against teams closer in the standings and have a bigger chance of losing!!!!

>>150318114
I don't blame him.

Ruminating regarding my Yankees

>>150318136
*low hertz vocalization WOHHHHHHHHHHH*

Is Michael Kay “The” Mindfucker?

>>150318124
it's true, when the dodgers lose they actually win

>>150318154
soto chads...

it's up!

>>150318173
>teo still in right field

>>150318173
So it was a false-flag nothingburger by Betts.

>>150318173
Teo at RF still? nigga that's mookie's area

>lightly banter doyerpacos
>they break out into a full blown seethe
kek

>>150318202
Shut the fuck up, you piece of shit.

>>150318202
this but actually poodrepacos LOL

>>150318202
such is life with brown manlet spics

>>150317744
nothing wrong!

>>150318202
>he said even though poodrepacos were spamming all night and today about how the Dodgers lost to the Rockies

stfu you lost to the rockies

a lot of (you)s from people who aren't seething

that smelly paco

>>150318173
how come the bottom of the lineup are literal whomst'ves on a bajillion dollar team?

>>150318152
>hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy New York Yankees….hmmmmmmmmm

Why don't MLB players that retire as a Blue Jay just apply for Canadian citizenship?

>>150318202
kek got 'em

Dave Roberts throwing middle fingers to the fans

>>150318309
Fantastic! Mind if I save that gif?

if the dodgers lose again today, I'm officially saying Manfred rigged the Padgers series because he didn't want his golden boys to go on a 8 game losing streak

>play in rigged division where you get to beat up on shit team for free wins
>manage to lose
absolute state of the doyerdiazes

>>150318281
it's a useless citizenship to people with money

>>150318338
>not just a tranime addict but a gachaaddict too
>and a brown chicano in a cucked leftist globohomo state
kek how subhuman can one get

O kek

Cubbie bears won dat game

>>150318352
>>150318343
Alejandro

>>150318334
you may :)

You guys need to try progressive relaxation techniques. It'll make all your stress about this season go away.

>>150318400
what does Chikaner stand for? It makes me think of chink and chicanery.

>>150318418
I ain't relaxing until we clinch a playoff spot

>>150318442
He usually prefers a German flag and accidentally used the Spanish n. So people started calling him Der Chikaner, German for The Chicano
Be careful, he’ll report you

>>150318453
You should try positive reframing and find the good in the bad. The postseason isn't a guarantee for any team, fellow wanderer.

>The Argie is back
Don't you have divegrass threads to shitpost?

>>150318464
and he just pops up into threads that are pretty active I take it?

>>150318492
no, he pops into thread he thinks/knows has latinxs in em

>>150318492
Yep. He’s either here or in divegrass argie related threads. He’s on the same level as barneyfag
Share with your mlb friends

>>150318487
>argentina
>white

I like you Argie-kun. BAU BAU!

>>150318529
kys

Well?

>>150318529
reminder this vtumor is canonical property of cover corporation and cover corporation is canonically partnered with the dodgers.

>>150318543
Alejandro, /mlb/ says hi to Mrs Esposito

>>150318542
Why is the Padres still in San Diego. This will only work if the franchise is relocated to Utah.

>>150318509
>>150318513
got it. thanks. my eyes just kind of glazed over when I saw a new identifiable spammer and did my best to ignore all related posts about him. guess I'll start indirectly chipping in to try to get under his skin in the future.

>>150318543
>doesn't know the difference between fuwawa and mococo
shameful

>>150318102
Dodgers are a big moment team unironically. They can't be bothered to stay focused against the Rockies but you bet they'll go all out and beat any top team. Dodgers have the clutch gene.

>>150318563
they're both hololivers you retarded spic

>>150318580
Alejandro

>>150318570
>fundies believe this

>>150318562
just don't call him a jeet, I got banned because of that

get nuked kiddo

>>150318593
I save that arrow for leafs

Whose ready for some basebrawl

>>150318621
the gang is back together (we're fucking losing)

get nuked kiddo

I'm not sure how you guys browse this thread while trying to be positive and not spoil your mood.

>>150318650
That's it, you don't.

>>150318650
trying to be... positive?

>>150318650
I am so depressed that it boils over to being positive

>>150318650
I tune in and out. ramped back the amount of active time I spend here.

>>150318674
I was thinking about this; I just don't like reading this thread 90% of the time.

Pham MINDFUCKED berger

I found cubspie

>>150318270
next time use this one

>>150318679
i enjoy shitposting about and during live events, sometimes baseball, sometimes a war, or sometimes some kino television program

LGM

>>150318689
thinkpadchad detected

>>150318679
yeah, it's a fucking drag when it's mostly thirsty summerfags looking to cut their teeth. I spend more time skimming now because the noise is usually pretty easy to ignore that way. trying to gatekeep and stay on top of everything will just cause burnout and seethe.

>>150318711
Alejandro

>>150318689
>posting a dansby slap + osaka gif directly from wrigley
based

metsies

Springer bros...

Kek muncyfag btfo again

>>150318722
Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD tonight?

keep it positive

test the base used to break alvy's hand for PEDs

>>150318746
shut the fuck up weeb

>>150318742
Imagine if Texas could hit

>>150318689
>cubspie
>white
he's blatantly a chicano

We need Teo in LF now more than ever.

>>150318754
Alejandro

i was wondering what the heck smelled like cheese in my room then i realized there was a bowl of mac and cheese right in front of me

>>150318639
Oh /we’re/ definitely losing

Say happy birthday to Ronny, everyone.

ride captain ride
upon your mystery ship
Be amazed at the friends you have here on your trip

>>150318759
doesn't matter how he throws if he can't catch the ball lol

PUT IT ON THE BOARD

Kirk is such a silly man

kirky is just magical

Mariners can’t hit LHP

how much longer til mettiejetties

>>150318275
injuries. the starting lineup used to regularly look like this

>doggiedoos turning on Uncle Teo for a simple error and not ohtani for being an international criminal and playoff choker
why are they like this?

damn, julio got ump'd

>>150318805
forgot pic

>>150318807
hopefully he's the 4th outfielder by next season sometime

>>150318770
based retard

Blow gays are doing well this year?

>>150318813
I remember those guys.

>>150318758
is judge still on the IL?

>>150318813
Kike over Kim

wogseethe about the based phillies engaged

Sneederson looking locked in, throwing many many strikes.

>>150318849
Alejandro

Seattle Mariners.

/elite/

Shaddup Ernie

big tex gets the k

Hrrk

its over

THE SCHWARBAMBINO

could see that one coming a mile away

Ronny Simon’s gloves are brand new right out of the package

>league home readers total home runs facing off against each other: big dumpster 0 schwarbarian 1
HANG THE BANNER

>>150318807
Ohtani is le hecking wholesome japanese man

>>150318895
are you having a stroke?

Ms fans are a funny bunch. they go from contenders to suicidal to contenders and so on inning to inning.

Phillies are going to rape and sweep the marinsaars

>philthies throwing shit on the field
>umps penalize the m's for picking up after litterbugs
east coasties are barbarians

>>150318807
Ohtani can be a piece of shit because I like anime

Phils fans are a funny bunch. they go from angst ridden doomers who disappear to reemerging when the team looks good and acting arrogant.

>>150318913
Manfred punishing the M's for Robles chimpout in the minors

>Nyjer Morgan
>Amir Garrett
>Tommy Pham

Why are “they” like the way they are?

>foul tip turns into catcher's interference
three bullshit calls in this inning against the m's

really enjoying the catcher's interference calls this season

>>150318937
total framer death

>>150318895
What did the retarded philthy mean by this?

>>150318936
shhh don't ask questions with that flag or they'll call you a jeet

>>150314942 (OP)
Please, no racisms

>>150318931
>you're just a fair-weather fan if you don't constantly post like this when >your team is losing
>>150318882
>>150318879

>>150318952
that's right

>>150318947
>>150318948
Jeet coded posts

>>150318952
no shame in embracing what you are

geno slap!

retard baty manages to get the out

Da Phair Weather Philths kek

>>150318905
That’s what fandom looks like. You wouldn’t understand

>>150318968
lol

M’sbros…is Bryce Miller ass?

Buehler’s got that classy ‘stache fitting for his Red Sox era

>>150318979
he may just need to be a bullpen arm

It must suck to play for the Pirates and see your teammates fuck it up all the time and then when the ball comes to you you fuck it up too

SPRINGER

Suck it haters.

georgie!

SPRINGER DINGER

Why do they call Padres-Mariners the Vedder Cup? Does it have to do with Eddie Vedder?

>>150318962
It happens once a year, better not waste it.

>ad for a pill that unbends your cock
what the fuck are we doing as a people

>>150319001
we're bending our cocks these days, get with the times, old man

>>150318997
yes

cock-bend 'em!

Horwitz will forever be a Jay

>>150318979
his fastball is very hittable and his breaking stuff isn’t good enough to get lots of swings and misses. He gives up the highest launch angle and highest exit velo among starters

tldr - doo throws meat balls

Lindor continues to rake.
>>150319024
I had thought Miller was the best of your young pitchers and Gilbert number two. What happened?

Phentayl Phils

Genuinely fear for the Phillies future if Realmuto leaves. Their pitching would 100% revert to mediocre without him

>>150319022
>*player* has been put on the 60 day injured list for a bent cock
no....NO!

>>150319031
everyone except woo has been pretty bad this year!

Skoobs vs Diesel game is finally on

which baseball players have unbent cocks?

>>150319031
Miller and Woo both overperformed last year as unknowns. Woo kept it up, Miller has been shit and hurt most the year. He’s about a 6 ERA

sit down DARSH

>>150319035
We’ll get him on ziaflex or whatever the fuck I already forgot the name kek

>>150319001
you should see the edgy ad addressing impotence that has an attractive pitchwoman I've been inundated with lately on youtube

>>150319034
stubbs calls a good game in a pinch, he's just a terrible bat and doesn't have the stamina to catch on JT's rotation. he's fantastic for catching the prospects in AAA who are due up soon

>>150319047
Ryback

>>150319031
Mariners pitching has been unusually bad this season

Durran’s batting stance gets me every tiem

Are you fading the Mariners?

doyers need to go on a losing streak again, it was the only thing that saved /mlb/ from the bandwagon discord faggots

Polo! Heck of a play

Let's Go Brandon

Scoring opened!

Do not recycle.

LOOKS like we could take some possession of second place again.

>>150319075
Yes. /We/ can’t hit lefties and Miller will give up 5 runs

>>150319077
it was very nice

Hammer ‘em Nimmo!
>Keith fuming about the throw going to third
He’s too based for this world.

Jeffrey Todd McNeil.

damn jp nearly tied it

29/30 ball for JP

LMFAO THEY SHADOWBANNED ARGIES?

>Scherzer can't find the zone
So Heiny wasn't the problem yesterday. Our pitchers just can't throw strikes

McNeil!!

D-mo is as due as it gets for a hitting streak

SWAGGY V

mark vientos haters better be fucking ashamed

>>150319123
lol, lmao even

Mark Vientos redemption arc finna make me cry :,)

>>150319114
Why is pizza such a fucking abomination in South America

/nu/

>>150309423
>>150309423
>>150309423

>>150319138
nope

/nu/

>>150319139
>>150319139
>>150319139

/nu/

RANDY RBI DOUBLE

>>150319143
correct

Astros killer Spencer Torkelson

yep, and chance of the Angels making the 'yoffs are all but lost

goodnight bros

>>150323607
gn

nu in a few?

We need nu tho

this should be the active thread. it's closest to 500

time

Tommy Pham is a bitch. In case y'all forgot
Verification (is) not required.

bitch made pham

to

kill

500

die tommy die!