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>>Anti-trump, anti-semite, anti-spic, pro nigga farts
>Kills white children
What's it all mean, bros?

Let's be real, most of you just want to be the next YouTuber with a Patreon and a Discord full of simps. This thread is for the few of you who actually care about film analysis.

The Rules:
>1. If you post your own video, it better not be some pandering, surface-level crap. We want Rob Ager-tier obsession, not "Top 10 MCU Moments."
>2. Post the most braindead video essay titles you can think of. Mock the genre. Then, I dare you to actually make one of them. "The Marxist Undertones of the Home Alone Franchise (A 3-Hour Analysis)" - make it happen.
>3. Throw out some actually interesting topics you'd want someone to tackle. We're not your idea guys, but maybe you'll inspire someone less lazy than you.

Resources for the truly lost:
>Outline your shit first. Don't just ramble.
>Free editing software exists. No excuses.
>Figure out how to make a hook that isn't just asking a rhetorical question.
>Learn how visuals actually work to persuade people instead of just making a glorified PowerPoint.
>MrBeast's internal docs on making slop for the masses got leaked. Maybe you can learn something from it, even if your goal isn't to sell gamer supplements.

>Don't be a faggot.

>>513194007
Mhmmm, okay sweetie. We will listen to what ever this man all the way in South Korea who doesn't like people who talk about Israel and Epstein has to say about American politics. Kek.

When do we get to rumble for resources bros? I want clarification from NetEase if this is an actual new mode or something part of the regular map rotation. The map being called "Throne of Null" makes me think its actually a fucking honest to God Dota mode. I need NetEase to put my schizo ideas to rest.

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>abdul trying to explain how mutahar bin laden is actually hindu

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THERE IS. NO. FETT AND FISH

Schizo theory time (right thread this time)
>Watching analysis of "Raise your bat"
>Guitar riff is a sped up version of d.ogg, and the song also uses the Lost Girl leitmotif
>Both are connected to Dess
>During the "lost girl" part, she sings "I'm with you in the dark, with your heart as my mark"
>Heart could mean soul
>It's someone else's mark, meaning they marked Kris(?) with the soul but the soul is somehow theirs
>Kris is working with the knight, knows the shelter code, and the phone voice knows that kris needs the soul
So I'm thinking that Dess found the soul in the shelter and gave it to Kris. Likely during some moment where things absolutely went to shit and Kris died. Kris and Dess, maybe also with asriel, decided to explore the shelter. We see rations and various survival tools in dess' room and the code for the shelter was hidden in her guitar so she probably likes to do exploring and the shelter was maybe just the latest on her list. So kris is there, because it seems like Dess had an effect on kris since he entered the parental lock numbers "knowingly". The two of them enter the shelter, find darkness, and the "fear of the dark" manifests. Kris dies, dess is wounded. She finds the SOUL, which she gives to kris as an attempt to save him. But doing so damns her to be trapped in the dark. We know that the soul can shine and keep the darkness away, so Dess may have gotten taken the moment she no longer had it. Kris, with the soul and a new life, now is trying to find a way to get Dess out of the darkness.
Also, I think kris drowned. His darkworld form is blue, the song mentions both using the soul as an ark and having it guide him through the waves.
Ralsei, who's been cursed with knowing too much, doesn't change that part of the song. Maybe because it's harmless, maybe because it's harmless without the context. The part Ralsei does change, it seems, is also kind of prophetic, too.