Thread 150183553

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gn mariner nation

/nu/ non-dodgers
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>>150183572

doyers

cope on 'em, poodre!

Blue Jays are losing the series against Cubs

I've been bookmarking tweets and taking timestamps from videos by prominent media personalities who say ridiculous things after my team loses. I just need my team to outlast a certain team in the playoffs and I'm going to nail these fuckers to the wall

>>150183616
imo cubs will win if they start playin good baseball again

>>150183623
if you add in the jays continuing to have an awful bullpen, you might be onto something

Padger's!

>>150183630
well the Cubs cant hit worth a crap so this series looks to be a real sophie's choice

>>150183586
This looks like an average Japanese man, I'd say?

For me, it's the unstoppable AL juggernaut emerging from the Pacific Northwest.

>>150183657
Azur lane?

doyers

Mariners swept those last two series btw.

BAYbaw

I want to breed a little dainty PNW Mariner twink

>>150183712
dm me your address king

Thia ia /mlb/

>>150183633
>Padger's!
Go Padre's? Go Dodger's? Padger's?

Is it over for Los Metties already?

So is Boone just going to continue to be allowed to tank this Fucking team? When is enough enough!?

Fucking fire him!

Go Sneks

>>150183739
Not my mettiejetties nooo

There is no way Braun is getting into the hall with his PED history right?

Nice checked swing

>>150183755
Fuck my boricua ass

Just get me to Jet's season

Don't turn around a hooo
Der azzfucker's in town a ha hooo

Bros, was anyone here around that actually watched Mike Scmidt play? His stats look really good, 100+ career WAR, .900 career OPS, 500 HRs, 400 doubles, 10 GGs, 3 MVPs.

10GGs is really impressive, what made him such a good 3B?

Anybro ever around to catch the great Homer Bailey?

twins lowkey are better post trade deadline than before and it's literally only because of one guy

So word on the street is trending that Buster Posey is going to get in on the first ballot to the MLB Cooperstown Hall of Fame.

His stats don't look all that impressive to me though!

>>150183845
Yeah I mean his stats might not be there but he's just obviously going to be a hall of famer. People like him and the writers will throw whatever threshold out the window when it's a player they like

What a fuckcrustable of a game by my beloved World Champion Dodgers.. ugh, assy needs fuckies.

my dodgers lost that game on purpose for entertainment purposes

>>150183769
what

>>150183860
How close are you to la proper? I know a guy

>>150183876
wouldn't have it any other way

>>150183876
>>150183891
the padres look better than the dodgers tbqh

>>150183762
geez the smog in LA is really bad in this picture

Get a load of the smeg on this geezer

>>150183810
He was a student of the game.

>More people went to the Padres game than the Dodgers game today
Not a good look doggies, padres are becoming the bigger market team. First the Padres pass them in attendance, then they pass them in the standings....

>>150183810
>what made Mike Schmidt so good?
Amphetamines, by his own admission.

>>150183944
Let's take it easy on dem rebuilding doggies..

>>150183944
Dodgers are rebuilding asshole

Azzfuckas running roughshod over the damn genny! Take it, bitch!!

The bitches are rode on tonight boys

>>150183944
Dodgers aren't even trying to win this year

Cope on 'em, poodre!

And here come the pretzels

Cubbie bear clap 'em!! Give it to 'em "Chicago" style!

I'm smelling great and steaming with passion!

>making the thread early to get attention again
cringe

>>150184052
Nu in a few tho

Somebody fuck this asshole right now

I like how, despite the doyers losing in spectacular fashion - bases loaded and ohtranny striking out - the doyerpaco is still here seething because he has no friends IRL and his parents are sleeping so he has to stay in his room.

>>150184077
telling on yourself, miguel

>>150184077
you can live a better life than this, miguel

>>150184077
What other situations involving baseball players do you like or fantasize about?

Our hero deserves a tribute or tributes

>>150183845
faggot writers love him because he took all the physicality and intangibles out of the game and helped turn it into the pussy math show it is now

BLEH

Would Truist Park be a good place to host Hololive Night on the east coast?

>>150184151
him and shildt, who wins in a 12 round fight?

>>150184155
>mouth writing checks the ass can't cash

>>150184155
shildt but only because he has a marginally stronger chin

Chikaner is flooding the catalog kek

Yankees.

>>150184151
Dave Roberts is the Lori Lightfoot of MLB managers

>>150184170
KEEEEEEEEEEEEK I'll never hate this guy

>>150184187
your mom is the Lori Lightfoot of moms

>>150184196
but what's the point?

>>150184077
Oh Seth...

>>150184205
making anons laugh

>>150184205
what's the point of anything?

we have the data

>>150184235
I miss when everyone was seething at us over using the torpedo bats against Milwaukee.

>>150184205
I thought he was annoying but he’s turning into a lolcow. I don’t know why he’s trying to get argies rangebanned tho

Seattle

Freakin

Mariners

>>150184235
What is the metric here

>>150184254
butthurt fans

>>150184254
Luck

>>150184248
it's pirate software, isn't it?

>>150184260
Yep, it's butthurt. Not people explicitly stating facts. It's le butthurt

>>150184090
ones involving kpop idols

>>150184170
I had
>tran*
filtered cuz I was on /gif/ earlier. Glad that filter is still active lol

>>150184268
you are a lolcow

>>150184254
>luck
Is how statsfags cope when their models are wrong and players/teams vastly under/overperform expectations

>>150184261
I Love Data Visualization !!

>>150184283
expected stats are based off exit velos and launch angles and shit like that not what some guy thinks before the season

>>150184294
don't bother with that knuckle dragging ape.

Shocking to me that there are actual fans of baseball and don't acknowledge there's a large amount of randomness that effects the results

>>150184308
The pressure of pointless regular season games?

>>150184308
KEKINI

>>150184269
Sounds cuck-ish or cuck adjacent

>>150184308
I posted the image. I'm not a Dodgers or Yankees fan.

>>150184312
I have no problem acknowledging the massive amount of variance in baseball but charts that just post numbers without context or methodology tells me absolutely nothing

>>150184328
That's fair. When I see a chart on the internet I typically accept it as 100% fact. I should probably think more critically

Beavis loves the little children
all the children of the world

Chase. Get in here

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>>150184001
/Nu/

that funky muncy

that funky muncy

Which players give you the best vibes?

>>150184553
Ryback

>>150184235
It makes sense considering the Brewers are known cheats

that funky muncy

Glorious nihon would never

wtf, did a girl umpire a game today?

>>150184890
I'm a girl too

>>150184890
I'm a girl too

>>150183944
>going to a day game
It's not worth it, not at all.

>>150184254
you weren't supposed to ask that

>>150185038
I had a good time at the game until the 8th

By the 8th cock his anus had blown

>>150185053
Awesome seats. I just looked up the box score, Treinen blew it again. Dude has been awful since coming back, I wonder if or when he'll figure his stuff out. Casparius looks like a demon in comparison.

>going through my childhood baseball card collection
>none of my favorite players are close to being HOF worthy
simpler times

Holy freakin crap Lois

Which players really bug your ass?

Marge, I’m confused

Faultymore!!!!

that funky muncy

no one cares doyerpaco

In /mlb/ it's tug or be tugged

everyone cares doyerchad

I could go for some chicken tenders & dew

>>150185648
ive got some dairy queen tendies left over in the fridge

gm

As a cubs fan I'm so sorry...

>>150184314
You say and then your team misses the ploffs by one game

>St. Louis 3, Cubs 2

And that's a Redbird winner!

>>150185790
Please have mercy

>>150185790
Mercy please I beg you

Sigh

>>150185790
Please no more

>>150185775
gm

Vgh...

Ngh...

pfma

o kek

expansion

when

>>150186378
im expanding right now

>>150186386
Anon stop, there are women here.

>>150186467
thank you

>>150186378
>Rays itinerant
>A's itinerant
>Twins $500M in debt with no buyer
never
it's likelier the league contracts than expands

being a yankees fan is bad for you

I need it....

>>150186378
this league is not ready for expansion especially when you have so many shit owners out there

gm just finishied my morning piss now im ready to start posting

I don't watch to watch the Mets anymore but also don't want to be considered a front runner.

Give it to me ...ngh...

Better to be Reck'd off than Reck'd on

GM weekend really snuck right past me

>>150186657
still watching the mets

>>150186679
i was hung over bigly yesterday, shit sucked

How did the ump queen do?

Who is the rump queen of MLB?

>>150186813
recker

>>150185053
Blake Treinen peaked in 2018 with career-high stats, surpassing Aroldis Chapman. I think the opposite is true now.

>Baystars lose
>Carp can't catch up due to a rainout
Misery

homecoming queen shohei

>>150186378
Expansion would just add two more shitters each year. We don’t need six teams losing 100 games

>>150187047
You think it would add more regular season games?

>>150187067
It’s a talent drain
24 teams is perfect

gm mariners nation today could still be the day

>>150186679
seasneks are gonna sneak up on ya!

>>150186967
Looks like its probably going to get rained out tomorrow too. Always rains when Ohtake pitches. At least the Giants lost.

Was it a strike?

>>150187149
lmao

>>150187149
Love from Kazakhstan.

>>150187167
kek

>>150187149
it's just fucking weird to see MLB and ESPN and Fox and everyone act like it is 2021 and say how stunning and brave it is. It feels so outdated. Same with pride month where sports leagues are the only corporate entities that are still "celebrating" sodomy.

>>150187149
Hahahaha it’s 3” off the plate

>woman performs slightly worse than male counterparts
A tale as old as time

>>150187208
STOP SIMPING

icymi

calling pitches outside strikes is the patriarchy

>>150187141
This rainout better not ruin the carp's mojo, they have a good thing going rn

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>>150187149
A good Jackass bit would be an ump with cataracts.

>>150187244
Where's the first pitch?

>>150187368
Green circle bottom right

I wonder how the bias score would change if this factored in that horrendous no swing call on Ohtani

>>150187379
She called a strike on a ball outside, the image shows a strike called a ball in the lower right. Ump scorecard seems to do this I've noticed.

>>150187592
The strike zone is from the ump's POV

>>150187605
Oh then she just kept calling strikes way off the plate and probably doesn't park very well.

mariners

>>150187149
>arguing
That's it buddy, YER OUTTA HERE

>>150187047
There's enough talent for 30, IDK about 32 yet. IMO, there's too many shitter owners and Coors Field is such a fuckfest it's hard to consistently field competitive teams

I think John Carlos did good in the outfield

It’s time to vote for Jay of the Week!

Varsho - 1.545 OPS, 3 HR, 10 RBI
Guerrero - 1.271 OPS, 3 HR, 9 RBI
Gausman - 7.0 IP, 1 ER, 3 H, 8 SO

There were a lot of good players this week, but these are the top 3…

Jesus Christ /MLB/ baseball in Australia has me worried. Down to four teams for a national competition is abysmal.
From the six we started with in 2010 that expanded to 8.
Both Geelong-Korea and Auckland folded after last season, Canberra gave up their license, and Melbourne have handed theirs in to play in the KBO fall league?!

Does our national league have a hope of surviving being cut in goddamn half?

>>150187775
that looks like a good baseball team

>>150187775
Bassitt
Springer
Vladdy

Everything else is cope.

>>150187790
>Bassitt
be prepared for this dude to cough up 6 runs in 3 innings in the playoffs. He's a great regular season low stake pitcher and nothing more.

>>150187781
Sorry, Hyphen is destined to be the most notable Australian baseball player ever.

How come we don't these kind of names in baseball?

>>150187824
we got nick kurtz

>>150187824
Does he know?

>>150187783
best team in the american league, in fact

>>150187775
>Jays of the Week
Where?

>>150187863
Arlington

my jaysies are destroying clubhouses coast to coast

>needing mitts
>to catch a ball

>>150187962
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/16-inch_softball

>>150187939
why didn't they call him safe anyway, don't they know he's da GOAT?

Blowgay Ohtranny

nice league ya got there

>>150185580
most sovl dodgers season of all time

Attaboy

>>150188014
The bare minimum? That's not the ump way.

>>150187368
It’s one of the red circles on the left

>>150188016
The mid 2010 dodgers were pure sovl…and kino! and kino…

>>150188041
kek, it's kino!

>>150188032
>one of the red circles on the left

>>150187775
Honourable mention: Scherzer; would start Game 2 of a playoff series for the Jays right now.

>>150188055
It unironically is

thinkin bout bassball

>>150187939
>player's coach
>constantly elects to throw his baseball players under the bus when given the opportunity
I will never, never understand Roberts

>>150188111
Yes anon, I know. There are several red circles on the left. That's the point.

>suddenly it’s a saturday night in summer 2004 and the Yankees and Red Sox are playing
https://youtu.be/gyfztEl0EQU

>>150188271
It is tho

I know you retarded faggot

>>150187781
Australia is cricket coded, it's just how it is.

NPB Results

>>150188426
NPB Standings

>>150188438
MLB American

>>150188447
MLB National

>>150188447
Hard to read - who’s the hottest team in the AL currently?

>>150188462
Mariners or Indians

>>150188447
>>150188462
why, it seems as if the Seattle Mariners have the best record in the AL over the last 10 games how interesting

>>150188482
we don't call them that anymore

>>150187962
>eating tikka masala
>with your hands

>>150188496
I do

>>150188486
Amazing!

It’s crazy to think the Mariners will be lifting the World Series trophy in less than 12 weeks

why is every mariners post here something like:

*holds up spork*
mariners are epicsauce

are the dodgers the hispanics way for getting revenge for trump?

Why is every anti-Mariners post here like

*reddit inspired strawman insult*

>>150188570
They are epicsauce

my sources are always right

Mariners are epicsauce tho.
(You) keep seething, /we/ will keep winning!

>>150188475
I said hottest. Not most fraudulent

>>150188570
They're the type of people that unironically say sportsball. they got into baseball to be hipsters

*holds up spork*
Mariners are epicsauce!

>>150188610
Actually kek’d
Now we need an epicsauce big dumper edit

>>150188582
peff jassan

>>150188590
be hearing the f-word all summer
they're real, buddy

>>150188676
Not according to math lol
They’re 5 games better than they should be and they WILL lose in the wildcard round

the real black pill is that no team is good enough to be a clear favorite. mlb postseason is largely just rng but this year will be a total dice roll. i hope some flyover wildcard shitter wins just for the halibut

>>150188682
>not according to math
get out of here nerd

lmao i just proved your team sucks using math and science

>>150188720
i know two teams NOT making it to the WS

>>150188676
it's not so bad anon, just go talk a walk in the woods and you'll feel bett- oh... right.. sorry....

>>150188720
It’s the Mariners year. They’re unironically great now

>>150188682
I just calculated u r gay haha

>>150188762
haha fucking GOTTEM

Brewers Phillies Dodgers Padres are the best teams right now. Cubs Jays Red Sox Astros are the next tier down. still time for Yankees Mets Mariners Tigers Guardians maybe Rays.

We need the Mariners WS timeline poster

>>150188780
>Padres

>>150188780
It's over for the Tigers I'm afraid. Same with the Yankees.

>>150187149
This just means she's as bad as Bill Mueller, Laz Diaz, Angel Hernandez, Larry Vanover, CB Buckner and Hunter Wendlestadt.

Sorry if she threatens your boner.

>>150187824
How come you keep posting the same meme?

>>150187824
where is Noah Knigga?

>>150188855
she could never stand with titans of the game like those

female ump memes when

berds

fap fap fap....go cubs

Julio will pay for his crimes someday

>>150188889
>off by 1

>>150188892
The crime of enjoying white boy summer?

>>150188734
it's 86°F outside. everyone is at the beach!

>>150188896
>>150188888

>>150188918
don't let bro see this

>>150185526
Based Gagne

>>150188889
that's probably the best one of those hats

>>150189050
even as a yellow fever haver, she's not some rando, she is literally a former j-pop star

i try not to fetishise races
it's kinda fucked up

>>150189233
u r mr gay

I'm a girl

>>150189321
would you marry a guy like me?

>>150189321
hi

>>150189233
The only sane Canadian.

he pulled a pancake out of his pocket WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF lmaooooo

>>150189321
>give me attention I have a hole
no one cares roastie. now go make me a sandwitch

whats the saying about someone who changes their opinion like the wind changes direction? I have a 500 word book report for summer school due

>>150189726
a politician! hahaha

>>150189050
white women have a whore and smug vibe and they don't have the looks to justify that. asian women are shy and cute.

but when is baseball tho

>>150189050
the gravure model random salarywoman

>>150189726
I changed my opinion based on the most recent 4chan post I've seen about it

rape bernie brewer

our response?

>>150189792
wonder how long she had that bullet in the chamber. she's gonna be a solid content provider.

>>150189792
I really really really like this image, can I share it with my facebook group?

>>150189792
>woman makes penis size joke
>reddit applauds
nothing ever changes

will your team also be playing in october?

>>150189815
seething chud incel

>>150189792
>muh dick
Lennon called it, women really is the nigger of the world

are you fags retarded that's obviously not a real quote

>>150189856
kek! i really gottem!

>>150189856
chud this is the newcutie general

>>150189856
what a shame. it had me hoping she was going to be an alpha troll.

>>150189334
Not you specifically, but I would marry a guy like you

>>150189792
>no self-reflection
>no accountability
I hate women so much it's unreal.

>>150190033
you sound mad, sweetie

>>150190069
she looks like an amalgamation of dozens of different people I've known in my life

oof i don't know, guys..

>>150190069
I get that she's a 10 in canuckistan, but simping isn't good for you.

>>150190089
looks like a mix of michael madsen and gary busey to me

>>150190089
my first thought was Ed O'Neil but that isn't quite right. I feel there's a lesser known actor, most likely male, that I'll settle on eventually.

>>150190102
I was predicting that the Yankees will step up to their mistakes after the humilating defeat at world and go for a second world series in a row, [spoiler]and lose again[/spoiler]
but i guess that's too hard for the Yankees apparently

don't know this channel but it showed up in my recs. updated farm system rankings if anyone is interested.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvGo4j3NIzw

buy an ad, loser

>>150187149
nobody who watches baseball seriously is losing their mind over this. umps raping players is nothing new.

>>150190102
NY teams preparing their fans for the football season

>>150190102
>Yankees have been about as good as the Guardians this season
That's about as grim as it gets for that organization. I mean, no hate to the guardians because they're doing their best considering the gamba shit, but holy fuck lmao.

>>150190102
>intentionally dropping the series against the >Resd so that the >Mest fall out of playoff contention

>>150189792
she didn't say that

>>150190423
why would the phillies let a better team into playoff contention lmao

i get its one of their rivals who pushed their shit in last year but still

>my local high school produced an MLB caliber pitcher in the last decade that's still playing with a respectable ERA
neat

>>150190510
that could've been you

>>150190471
she did. i was there

>>150190510
That's me. I tell the boys in the clubhouse how much of a dork you are and I always look forward to beating your team

>>150190664
I'm not athletic enough. I also peaked at a 7min mile and chose water polo as my sport of choice like a retard.

i played a year of high school football :)
never played bawl tho

>it took a female ump for /mlb/ to turn on umpchads
grim future bros....

>>150190757
TUD (TOTAL UMP DEATH)

>>150190772
Listen here buddy, I'm issuing you a warning for that kind of talk

>>150190510
If I had a nickel for every MLB pitcher with a 4.00 ERA that I’ve been in their house for a party, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but weird that it’s happened twice.

Went to high school with one, had a lot of classes with him senior year, invited to his graduation/signing party; other one moved in a few houses down about 3 years ago, long since retired.

>>150190757
Not really, other than the opening egregious yips call, she did better than average.

People keep thinking robo umps will decide every ball and strike, but it’s going to be used the same as tennis and soccer where a human makes 99% of the calls and only challenges will use the technology.

>>150190801
You should have thrown him out umpgod

>>150185584
>>150185580
>>150185572
>>150185565
>>150185562
This is how paco spends his night…

so basically chicanos view the doyers/poodres/asstros as a way to get revenge on white america who voted for trump?

>>150190819
>>150190835
Reddit

>>150190845
>>150190852

>>150190846
Meds

>>150190854
That’s how Reddit spends their night? I’m confused, Marge

>>150190845
pacomiguel.. >>150184077

>>150190846
can you go do this in the NFL thread? the people there are significantly more retarded and are much more likely to give you your coveted (you)'s.

That’s how Reddit spends their night? I’m confused, Marge

No one cares, Der Chikaner vpnfag

>>150190510
there are two guys from my high school that graduated the same year as me that got drafted to MLB, both made it to the majors but neither have become every day players or even consistent bench players. They kind of float between AAA and MLB. One of them actually left to go play in the mexican league instead according to his reference page. They were also the last two guys ever drafted out of my high school(as high school players, some probably got drafted out of college but I wouldn't know) even though it used to be known as a top baseball school in the area

>>150190846
yes, it's all true

>>150190839
That's enough lip; YER OUTTA HERE

Padrechads run this genny

mets won the pca trade

>>150190869
NFL fans are mostly white, some Hispanic, and they just cheer on blacks running into each other

>>150190869
not nearly as much of you browncanos in /nfl/ though, and it's only preseason

>>150190869
>chiefs mutts and statmutt vs Der Chikaner
Kek I can imagine that shitfest! But one of the jannys is a chiefs fan

>>150190888
checked

No one cares, Chikaner

>>150190929
You'll have to wait until raiders and cowboys are good (probably never) so you can troll the raiderpacos and cowboymiguels

>>150190916
Hispanics are white, chud

Second place doyers come Wednesday

>>150190960
You forgot the rams

>>150190975
toxic masculinity moment

>>150190960
And chargers

>>150190975
whenever someone says poodrepaco, this is what they look like

>>150190975
is this how you make gay babbies??

>Padres are only playing the Jints and Dodgers throughout these next two weeks
Oh boy, this is going to be a definitely not stressful stretch...

Yo, listen up here’s a story
About a little guy
That lives in a brown world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just brown
Like him inside and outside
brown his house
With a brown little window
And a brown corvette
And everything is brown for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he ain’t got nobody to listen to
I’m brown
Da ba dee da ba di
I’m brown
Da ba dee da ba di
I have a brown house
With a brown window
brown is the colour of all that I wear
brown are the streets
And all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so brown
brown are the people here
That walk around
brown like my corvette its in and outside
brown are the words I say
And what I think
brown are the feelings
That live inside me

>>150190960
And niners

>>150190975
And youngcuck, a self hating CHI, is really easy to troll

>>150190994
Looks like you triggered the paco

>>150191037
What is CHI?

>>150191037
she got right back up tho

>>150191037
>knocks down the chick before striking a man
KEK. this guys got good strategy, you always eliminate the weakest members first.

>>150191050
CHI is /int/ meme for chicano

>>150191061
damnit, I'll never find a bitch this fucking street =(

I sense an implosion in the near future for the brewers. They're starting to get too cocky like Jays fans where two weeks ago.

>>150191111
checked

>>150190960
Maybe throw in the Broncos because of Denver’s demographics

why has this genny become so obssessed with latinxs?

>>150191139
We run America and gringos seethe

>>150191139
Der Chikaner is bored

Our Reds :)

>>150191139
they're simply better than us 'toids

KEK

>>150191111
the brewers are carried by midwestern heart. they're powered by the same fuel that allows those sausages to race and it will get them to a respectable NLDS/NLCS exist

>>150191182
>kills the Yankees playoff chances

>>150191139
>stop calling out us spics o algo

>>150191147
your race exists to mow lawns

>>150191111
They're not going to implode. They're going to finish the season with the best record in baseball and immediately lose in the divisional round

doyerpacos cant stop thinking about the Chadres kek

>>150191203
>exists just to cause chaos after selling everything
It's been fun keeping an eye on them. I saw they called up career minor leaguer Ryan Fitzgerald recently and he got a homer in his debut game.

He's a 31yo playing his rookie season. Pretty cool to see them reward some of their guys, even if it's not under the best of circumstances.

Padger's!

>>150191320
Whoops, just realized I botched the clip. Here's the full thing.

>>150191315
the twins minors system has some pretty interesting guys. a lot of their position prospects are having breakout years in high minors to insane degrees. honest chance the twins will have a lineup of mostly rookies next year and that doesn't even seem like a bleak outcome for them if they are even half as good as Keaschall has been

>>150191139
/nfl/ is a high test general, we don't discriminate when it comes to sexy women.

>calls out the best player on his team and the face of the sport for making a single mistake
boone status?

>>150191379
Trip back on, bitchknees!

>>150191408
for the first time, Dave Roberts didn't like someone in that spot.... has the world gone MAD?

>>150191421
oops, meant /mlb/, but I'm not bradyswifessonsknee don't insult me like that

9 pitch inning for Abbott

>>150191433
was it immaculate tho?

>>150191433
>walker
well, gg reds

>>150191466
Second half struggling Suarez tomorrow too btw.

>>150191408
>not a good baseball play
>now go eat your glove

>>150191471
I have more faith in a struggling ranger than walker lol. plus the phillies just came off a sweep, meaning they'll be lazy bums tonight and realize they actually have to try to win tomorrow.

damn ngl I think Stott makes that play

>stott not on 2nd
thomson deserves this loss

>>150191516
stott always makes that play but topper's on a platoon high right now
the broadcast had to explain what a platoon was when people online kept asking "y no casty??"

>>150191408
Flu victim

>>150191537
thomson actually explained on WIP that he rotated the outfielders in texas because the turf is hard on their legs lol

>Abbott 9 pitch inning vs Walkers 29 pitch inning
Yikes

>>150191555
checked, that makes sense

wow hell of a play

Nice hustle Realputo

I could ring up every city slicker in here on 3 pitches

Another quick inning for Abbott with a no hitter still.

My wife 2hu says she wants to start an onlyfans when the baby is born. Guys, what do I do?

>>150191631
PMFA

>>150191613
I could slurp up every FIB itt

>>150191631
just make sure xhe isn't abusing the caffeine whenever the pads lose

>>150191544
>All those retards recording
Lmao, hope you got a good angle

>>150191631
Call ICE?

as annoying at the chicanos here are at least they're not nearly as subhuman as brazilians or argies

>>150191691
stop being such a racist bitch, Britain

you're just mad because you're brown and thus bad at racism
yet you're on a canonically racist website
curious

Abbott perfect game through 3

O CHIKANER

>>150191729
don't call it until the 6th

>>150191718
doesn't limit free speech as most platforms doesn't make it canonically racist you pretentious douchebag

Abbott has a perfect game going against my Phillies

>>150191757
the only website more racist than 4chan is fucking stormfront

Do not reply to Chikaner.

>>150191768
which could be considered "canonically racist" unlike here which is more welcoming to all sorts

As a Braves fan, I prefer black men

Suck on 'em, Bravesbrah!

Baseball is better when the Reds are good

>>150191813
Agreed

>>150191813
You mean the Cubs, right

>3rd inning
>over 60 pitches

oof

Schwarber just fouled one into the catchers balls

>>150191887
catcher is getting beat up this inning

Foul 'em, catchies!

Abbott perfect game through 4

My Reds :)
My Abbott :)

>>150191898
phillies fan, keep posting these

>>150191768
I don’t think you know what racism is

>>150191544
If you go frame by frame you can calculate the reaction time of each fan. The old lady in the front surprisingly is faster than the 40 year old next to her. But there’s an Asian dude top right that reacts first followed by a 40cougar in the middle

>>150190423
Wizard

The "Mention the perfect game" curse won't work against a grand wizard of Andrew Abbott's level.

>>150191994
It's over...

Breaking up a no-hitter against a smallball team is like winning the WS for the Phillies

And the no hitter is dead, but Phillies prob gonna leave realmuto stranded.

>whites play early
>browns play late
curious thing having a brown coast and a white coast

>>150191994
>>150191997
That was fast

>still using a vpn and race baiting
Sad

Please win.

LETS GO TWINKIES

>still being a stupid little shite
Sad

>Be Philthies
>RISP

damn casty really needed to move JT over

>>150192070
that he's still an everyday player is all the evidence you need that the phils are not serious about winning a world series

no racism

dick in the ass dick in the ass
(sung to the tune of breaking the law)

>Yaks-Twinkies not on SN

stupid dumb AND stupid

BELLI BLAST

>>150192097
I wish I had one of those right now

>>150192083
Not even a little? not even to the French?

>>150192097
>>150192109
Go Braves

Wait, since when does Harp play first base?

>>150192101
Why would you want to watch a team that emptied the cupboard and a team that got worse after the deadline?

/nu/

>>150192090
>>150192090
>>150192090

ROCKO PULL ZEBBY NOW

someone made an Ohtani /nu/ thread, don't use it

>dont use your most powerful weapon against your enemy
why?

How are we feeling brewersbros

>>150192083
I respect all races