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doyers

Jays

>poodres >poodgers >pooants >poomondbacks >pookies
>poodinals >poobs >poowers >poods >poorates
>poots >poorves >poollies >pootionals >poolins
>peegels >peethletics >peeriners >peestros >peegers
>peens >peegers >peete sox >peedians >peeyals
>peekees >peerioles >peed sox >peeys >pee jays

FAGGets!!

>>149279667 (OP)
This site has rotted my brain I thought that foam finger was BBC for a split second

>capital MLB
That pussy ass throw probably hit some fan in the 10th row too

>>149279667 (OP)
'Kees

I think the dbacks should score some runs

Yankees.

>>149279707
>thought
*hoped

>>149279667 (OP)
arrest them

>>149279709
Landed near the catcher while a ball was being thrown from the outfield

I gotta give props to Ron Washington. He's a good manager.

jays

>>149279734
Oh this is that faggot?

>>149279684
>dodgers fund club

>>149279667 (OP)
>marinkeks

>they call it a "safety squeeze" instead of a "suicide squeeze"
i'm tired boss

Patkees gonna sweep the doubleheader

For me, it's the conga burrito

Jusge sucks

go jays! :D

The Cubs BLOW

>>149279667 (OP)
I don't know anything about baseball, but I bet on the angels. Can someone explain why the umpire is allowed to cheat and claim strikes are balls?

doggie doos

Aaron Retard

classic judge in playoff form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcgFhBGEa84
1 hour

This is the last sight you'll ever see

>>149279833
ermmmm those just missed the corner stinky

why did the yankees refuse to score for 30 innings? what point were they trying to make?

Any marlin fans want rogers back? Gross. Owo;

>>149279860
Pekoooora

>>149279874
Trade

Even GOD hates the Yankees, wtf is this shit?

>>149279779
they’re not the same play and the term suicide squeeze is still used

For me, It's NOPE Week.

Roden got a hit!

>>149279856
based

>Heineman still has a Pirates hat in the game tracker
>Sportsnet

Flyovers btfo kek

>>149279907
The flying kaiju from Godzilla?

9/11 buckbroke the Yankees as we look nowadays

FUCK you Castillo!

>>149279940
could be

>>149279945
They need to release the boston bomber lol.

softball game heating up

>>149279945
tragic

Atleast the scoreless innings drought is gone right stankees kek

attaboy cmo

BARGER

>>149279860
y tho

think bin laden was a red sux fan, bros?

>>149280000
Checked

>>149279987
Fuck you, let me have my fun.

>>149279971
I like that girl's cheekbones

clutch Barger

>>149279894
i would prefer to be justified in my anger so please delete this message

>>149280000
Addy bargnani digits

The Pride night thing at citi field last week was geninuely sodom and gomorrah for the Mets holy kek

>>149280017
Addison is a girl's name

>>149280007
Rangers

oh shiddd

TALON BROS

>>149279971
if you turned the game on when you read this you would have seen a walkoff hr

Good going Vladdy
>>149280022
checked

New York's 9/11 sympathy championship ended up being Super Bowl XLII BTW

Certified snek killer Vladdy jr.

>>149280041
I actually did lol, nice.

>>149280052
didn't that guy shoot himself at a night club?

At least we're not going to get swept twice in a row...right, New York?...

>>149280052
That's the 18-1 one, right?

>>149280052
2008 was the most kino owl of my lifetime

>>149280052
‘toids actually believe this

>>149280068
Yes

>>149280043
C H O N K

CRUUUUUUUUZ MISSILES IN THE STRIKE ZONE

>>149280079
>saving videos of men kissing to bait the Mets fans

Barger has officially made the leap, it's not just rookie luck.

I love that we have a setup guy this year. LFG Cruz.

>>149280100
That's not why he saved it.

>>149280100
I’m a ‘toid

>>149280100
Only ancientcums know the nuanced art of baiting properly.

'toid = whitoid.

>>149280113
that’s an interesting crop job

yeah yakub is my dad so what

I hate this bullpen wtf are you doing strahm

I think Chicanas and Boricuas are prettier than Koreans and white girls.

Yariel is turning into a bulldog for this club, I like it

based casty

>>149280215
I know what chicanos are but what ish boricua?

>>149280215
The pretty ones are definitely prettier than the ugly ones but the ugly ones are much uglier than the pretty ones imo.

>50% injury casualties for the umps last night in Cincy
And yet they just keep conscripting innocent men to throw into the meat grinder. It's absolutely sickening.

>>149280248
Puerto Ricans

sex with kirsten

>>149280248
A Puerto Rican

>it's been one year since Willie Mays' passing
RIP

>>149280248
Puerto Ricans in the states

Ow. I hope Gimenez isn't hurt.

>>149280138
This, personally i maintain an archive of hardcore gay porn just waiting for the opportunity to use it.

I forgot the jays trainer has a horn

>>149280291
Faggot

>>149280237
Kek that faggot leaf must be seething

Thanks for replies desu mostly Greek|Italians or Irish here in Maryawoo.

>>149280075
I remember it was all over /b/

looked into watching some livestreamed mexican league today. seems to cost $60 for the season. guess i'll settle for major league baseball

>>149279864
spooky

FAGGets kek!

LOLMETS

man Olson just missed barreling 3 pitches in a row, then he hits the fourth into the chop house, don't know why they didn't just walk him lol

>>149280113
the swing he had on the walk off last night looked like he's able to get just about everything he has into it

>mests
kek

The Pink Mest Club

FAGGets kek!

>>149280319
(i also learned that MY quintana roo tigres were originally from mexico city)

>>149280338
My Mets are retarded this week pls understand

hopefully my jays don't choke, gotta go to bed, alarm set for 4am, gn /mlb/

Boricua faggot

>>149280378
I mean you all haven't commited any riots excuse me mostly peaceful fiery terrorism in queens that I know of.. So far better than other cities I could mention so you have that I guess?

Vladdy!

c'mon 'gels.... we're all counting on you

Jazz is undoubtedly my Player of the Game. He broke the scoreless streak with a majestic home run that soared into the second deck, all while exuding an effortless coolness that captivated the audience.

>>149280118
hehehehehehehehehe

This is me seeing my poodres collapse again

Cman anglels

>>149280440
Fren <(^-^<)

tough look tonight for my sneks

>>149280451
what in tarnation

braves are truly fucking soulless if they pull sale here

getting RISP against a rehabbing Cruz is like winning the world series for /mlb/

Sale's best outing of the year

faggets kek

I'm hearing rumors that Frankie Montas is coming and the Mets will unfortunately not win another game this season....

>>149280451
I have a k0t, and a kotsnek ferret :D

Softball is on bros.
https://www.mlb.com/ausl

>>149280489
I'd like to Ana her Gold, heh, if you know what I mean

>>149280405
obsessed.

>>149280501
Explain?

Juan 0for4to

>>149280451
it's okay, jays are elite

>>149280489
thanks

bailey is back
surely we win today

>>149280486
are they friends??

>>149280514
I would have SEX with her.
SEX.

>>149280501
Idk what you mean but i agree

>>149280522
juan blowto kek

YANKEES LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KEK STINKEES

>>149280536
Yes, granted it helps the kot thinks it's a dog since it was raised by my dogs. :3

>stankees
kek

'koids fuming

LOL STANKEES

>VOLPE
KWAB
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stankees "ELITE" fielding at it again

DA NEXT JEETA

Okay this is sad

STANKEES LMAO

>>149280489
>team called the Talons
>uniform is Eagles-colored
>top of the standings
why didn't you guys lead off with this? I haven't seen this team once in your baitposts, I would have been hooked from the start

DID YOU SUCK EACH OTHERS DICKS DURING THAT TEAM MEETING?

You guys won’t be stinky posting once we trade Vulpiss for Jacob Wilson.

Neto would have made that play.

both jew york teams are NEVER winning again

see? I warned ya last threat that the yankees will blow this

>>149280596
cuz we blaze itt

what a fuckin play by Sale

holy shit sale...

raycis ump! das a walk ho!

>>149280613
*thread
autocorrect suck my dick

LETS GO! Doyers bros who's going to watch with Pekora?

Sale… jfc my Mets can’t catch even a tiny break. Nice play.

>>149280596
I've posted about them several times.

Sale about to pull this shit off after sitting the polar bear DOWN

pete did it (struck out) his way!

FUCK THAT WAS THE OUT

Please let this be one of the outings where you're good Zeferjahn

finish the job, california anal.

>>149280561
!!!

>>149280679
lame

Bullshit. Sale deserved one more batter

FAGGets!!

fuck you shitker

>BAL@TB is tied 8-8, Top 6th
What's going on here?

>>149280679
The Sale CGSO would have broken the curse the Peterson CGSO somehow put the Mets under though…

This is where my Yankees win the game

Lombardjrbros...it's our time. Option Volpe.

couldn't even get a csgo, fucking loser

FAGGets kek

Wash you old retard

Angels are about to blow it

lol mest, your sorry asses aren't ever winning again

Sale has to throw against the Mets again on his next start on normal rest no sense risking his arm in June, take the win and that was still a fantastic start

>>149280709
>Zeferjahn
Nice control you got there buddy.

stomp a mets fan in the nuts
stomp him twice

>>149280735
kiss the 27 rings, bitch

>Yankee soundboard DJ at it again
Fuckin based degenerate.

gg barves

Our Reds :D

>>149280677
looked like he screamed knowing he got the ball

Aaron Judge kino in the 8th. 2 on 1 out.

>>149280768
big cri

Everybody say FAGGets!

and with that the gayves are... still in erd place, 11 games back

>>149280740
this. so so much this.

>>149280704
Legit AA pitching, nah.. Low A. Not a single one has been good today on either side

FAAAGETS FAAAGETS

>>149280781
who cares about the gayves, we're just here to laugh at your faggot asses

JUDGIAN

GG jays

>>149280740
>literally cucked to death

jays win

Thought you faggots said the Mets were good

FAGGets kek!

Padrebros I dont think I could take another loss

baseball is better when the Yankees are good.

>>149280811
Byrbfren <3

The Lauer Hour was an absolute success, GG Sneks

>aaron fudge
>aaron smudge
>aaron sludge

YANKEES SUCK
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Aaron Fudge

KEK STINKEES

RISPkees

Nice catch Gifo

My Jints off to a bad start :(

Judge seems like a genuine guy. How come he isn’t as glazed as Ohtani?

I think we should cheer the DOYERS on with Pekora!

The Yankees deserved to be booed by their fans

>>149280871
4 game series.

>>149280795
Yeah and the Orioles blew an 8-0 lead, insane

Doggies can overtake the Mets tonight

>>149280867
Good

what's a good game to watch rn

>>149280887
>fundies actually believe this.jpg

>>149280883
There is absolutely nothing wrong with booing your team when they're playing like shit after spending money to watch them live.

>>149280890
watch the yankees lose and then switch over to the dodgers/poodres game

>My Mets are 0-5 since "pride" night
at what point do we consider the possibility Christ himself is punishing this team

>>149280886
Like I said, AA pitching. Cano, Rogers DO not belong in MLB. Heck Morton barely does and he just got his 3rd win in 4 months

>>149280874
Because the Mets run NY now

>>149280890
wait for the Paco Series

please hold on 'Gels. I'd hate to see that faggot spammer rewarded for his efforts.

>>149280887
only took the mets to go a week without winning for the "best team in baseball" to have a sliver of a chance at overtaking them

This was brutal

>>149280890
Blaze-Volts

>>149280932
This dude won a gold glove?

>>149280932
just another day at the office for the yankees

>>149280909
>this is what ‘toids think

You don’t overtake teams that’s aren’t in your division. And if you’re looking at wild card standings in June you’re a retard.

faggot boricua crying himself to sleep over >b-but we're still in the lead posting all week. kek shut the fuck up bitch. big dodger cock coming for that ass

>>149280946
How poor was the competition?

>>149280932
the next Jeter señoras y señores

>>149280930
Tigers have long overtaken the Mets

>>149280951
fundies really do think this…

>>149280955
Kenley Jansen is the next Mo.

This is where the anaels blow it

>>149280956
New tigers fan here

>gifo
Here comes the walkoff

rengifo you useless fucking cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149280981
Go Gettem Tigers :3

Hogs???

Neither team wants to win this game

>>149280956
New tigers fan coded post

I'm batting .455 this season.

>>149280930
That's why I love my gritty 2025 underdog doyers

People itt be like
>actually the panthers have over taken the thunder after the Stanley cup win

uno mas big kenley

Total Volpe redemption incoming

Hogs!!!

I made 6 hot dogs. Any y'all want one? Go Dodgers!

>volpe keeps getting the last out
lol

It's shocking how few people are watching the College World Series in here. Buncha casuals tbqh.

>>149281036
>Dodgers on top
FAKE fan, dropped

>>149280953
It was a Yankee media vote. Bobby Witt Jr. lead the AL in OAA with 11.

>>149281036
kys

>stinkees
>volpiss
KEK

DAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149281036
She's actually watching?

let's fuckin gooooo anals. now it's time for dodger baseball

DAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lmao stankees

>>149281036
Retard doesn’t know how to make a proper scoreboard

>stankees
Kek. Unserious team

gg Angles

>>149281051
> lead the AL in OAA with 11.
*lead all AL SS in OAA

>>149281038
Is it TJ Dawgs?

>>149281047
>>149281073
it's like how Japanese read from right to left

27 WHO?
cry us a river spankees

>>149281060
NTA but yeah
https://youtu.be/dcgFhBGEa84

ITFDB

NY Bros…

ITFDB

>>149281036
>home team on top
???

>sweep at Doyer Stadium
>chance for 4 game sweep at Yankee Stadium
>get rekt by teams like the Orioles, Pirates and Marlins
Wtf is up with my schizo team?

If I post myself shirtless do you guys promise not to make any pedophilic remarks?

Sheehan has a kino warmup song

Ay dis kid's gonna be duh next Jetuh

Cheer up Stankees. Atleast no more scoreless innings

let's go let's go

>>149281082
>fundies actually believe this

GG Yankees.
I came into this series just hoping to not get swept, but we just took the series. Wow. CYA tommorow.

>>149281082
she fixed it

>>149281116
I told her to

>>149281110
Kek, it's kino!

>>149281095
focus on winning and less talking about Ohtani. It's been almost a year since the trade.

>>149281095
Angels are sometimes it
but other times they ain't it

what will he do today?

Let's gooooooooo DOYERS!

>>149281116
You faggots have your own cancerous board >>>/vt/

>>149281111
Cute!

>>149281111
>>149281137
Samefag

here comes the Paco Series

Tigers losing

>>149281095
We can give you some trade pieces if you going for a run, we gotta retool honestly.

>>149281123
>the trade

>>149281123
You mean "It's been almost two years since >we should have traded Ohtani for a huge return instead of trading away prospects for a longshot playoff bid that fell apart immediately"

>one man on base
no...

>>149281095
They only try against good teams. If they could try against bad teams then they might be going somewhere.

>>149281123
Most informed Doyers fan

excited to have Sheehan back

>>149281168
It’s Gavin Seethe at the plate, don’t worry

Chances of a fight happening tonight?

>>149281131
cute :3

>>149281123
He didn't even mention Ohtani you retard.

>>149281135
Retard

>>149281189
kys

>>149281189
Cram it fundie

>retard this
>retard that
Can't we all just get along?

>>149281168
I like this awoo post as well.

If the Rays win tonight (which they most likely will), they'll be one game back from the division lead. It's getting spicy

>>149281154
lol no. Angels should sell at the deadline and set up a run for 26/27.

>>149281174
same

>>149281181
He has more HR than bogey lmao

>>149281201
honk

>>149281201
I'm having fun.

>>149281095
>>149281114
Ron Washington is a great manager. I'd love him on the Yankees.

>>149281201
No Chen

Faggots

Do the jints suck again?

>>149281201
I love my friends here at /mlb/, xwitter doyers fans are extremely toxic and salty.

>>149281203
gloryholes squandered an 8-0 lead

[Pekora News]
She's really excited about Ohtani

>>149281223
Isn't ohtani a fan of pekora?

welcome back sheehan

DA JANKEES LOSE

>>149281219
>waaa people are meanies :(
There’s always r/Padres for you

>>149281145
LA RIOT TONIGHT
PADRES @ DODGERS

WHEN I FEEL HEAVY METAL
>WOOHOO

>>149281232
Isn't that every night?

>>149281223
Really excited for pig roach to wear the golden sombrero again

doyers

>Doyers
>Anime doyers
>Vtuber doyers
What's next?

>>149281230
Ew reddit, no thanks. Also nice Kolek!

mookie's age has caught up with him

>>149281210
idk what to think about Wash desu. It's easy to blame him when shit goes wrong and he has made some questionable decisions when it comes to lineups and bullpen management. But he seems to be making those shitty decisions less now.

If the Rays somehow fix Forrest Whitley I will kms myself

>>149281246
Manga doyers

>>149281250
I prefer the narrative that shortstop is impacting his performance

>Framber Valdez
This might be a double loss for us today if the Astros give any run support.

>>149281250
just in a batting funk. he looks plenty spry in the field

>>149281256
I read manga for about a year but it gets too tropey

>>149281250
Did he recover the weight from his weird virus or whatever at the start of the year?

I unironically look forward to seeing the middle of the order bat more than the top for the dodgers.

Sevy on the bump. Comfy.

HOLY SHIT
>ARKANSASS

I wonder how much AUSL players make. It's probably not that much right?

>>149281145
>hernandez (dodger fan)
>hernandez (padre fan)
>hernandez (dodger)
>hernandez (padre)

>>149281292
top 3 have been meh lately

>>149281296
Has he been any good this year? I assume no since their pitching has been awful

A RO Z A R E N A
R
O
Z

where is the dryers aussiefag? I have something for him.

>>149281310
>hernandez (cubger)

>>149281292
Same. Smith, Muncy and Pages are more fun to watch

>>149281286
some. last i heard he was allowed to eat during games.

>>149281201
retard

>>149281305
Actually I just looked it up and it's really not that much.

take your time out there, Teo, no rush.

I hate both padrepacos and doyerpacos and hope they kill each other

>>149281302
Y I K E S
I
K
E
S

Nice Croney.

>>149281201
Fren yes :D

>>149281349
no one cares troon

>>149281349
giant taco

25 million per year

>>149281244
Cute old k0t

holy shit pingswing lmao

how long is the bogaerts contract again?

OFF THE TIP OF THE GLOVE AGAIN
THE ACTUAL STATE OF ARKANSAS

NEW ANA PROMO BROS

We need an emergency Metkees subway alliance now more than ever :(

Take a shot every time the giants don’t score with risp

>>149281349
based…BASED!!!

>>149281292
That team is insanely stacked though.

>>149281376
2033

Bogey downfall needs to be studied :(

>>149281349
Shut up bryan

>>149281350
>doink!

>>149281390
yikes!

>>149281380
You know what must be done.

>>149281373
16 yrs old :0

>>149281399
they'll eat the deal well before then if he doesn't improve

>>149281350
>first and second, one out, bottom 9, up 2
>grounder to short
>throw to third to get the lead runner even though you had an easy double play chance and the runner going to third didn't matter
>next play is a liner off the left fielder to score two and tie it
>next play is a liner off the second baseman to win it

>>149281349
they're called poodrepacos, faggot

Do the padres realize they can have someone other than a fat beaner to play catcher? Diaz and Maldy are the same phenotype,

>>149281424
he is half anime tho

bloody 'ell

>>149281408
Fur real? Neat. My huskur nearly made it there >-@; my kots about 8, my boxer almost 10 my tarantula i'm not too sure and my ferret is 4.

>>149281424
Blasian

>named Austin Wynns
>Wins

>doyers
XD

Tommybros...

>>149281349
I don't think about them at all.
Rockies are our rivals

>>149281402
Ointment on the wounds, ointment on the chopped cheeses, and back out there tomorrow to avoid the sweeps.

>trying to stop being a fat fuck
>day 3 no alcohol
>lifting dumbbells while watching baseball
god this is terrible i just want to weigh 5000 pounds and die at 50

Nioce, Diaz still fat doe.

>>149281457
reimu cute

>>149281455
Alcohol and junk food are bad for you

>ruled a hit
manfred's baseball

>>149281455
doyerpacos kek

>>149281455
iktf

power through bro

>>149281455
>god this is terrible
it'll get easier each week anon, just stick to it

>>149281455
Try fasting. But edge into it.

Should I watch the pacobowl or play vidya? Will the benches clear?

>>149281455
Do ‘toids really?

>>149281455
fuck that, treat yourself, go get some panda express, a jumbo jack, mcnuggers and fries.

>>149281455
typical padres fan

Dodgers and Padres aren't going to feud unless one drops out of the playoff chase and starts shitting things up

[Pekora News]
Peko wants to see some fookin' dingers

>series loss to the historically worst team in baseball
just fuckin' end me

>>149281478
When doyers bullpen plunks Fernando or Manny.

TEOSCARU HERNANDEZU

GG injuns. See you tommarow when you guys sweep us

>>149281478
Watch the giants.

>>149281499
I mean tatis got plunked for 80 games so.. Manny

max muncy is fat

>>149281486
should I get the t-pain munchy meal?

>>149281486
this is all i needed to hear, on my way

>>149281476
>>149281470
>>149281469
>>149281464
nice try boys, i'll just get some black market ozempic like a normal person

leave max muncy alone

>>149281509
More like so Manny pacos itt

lmao volchads are LAUGHING at the razorcucks
https://x.com/RazorbackBSB/status/1935525303620690350

>>149281509
I can see them plunking Manny or ingelsias again.

andy "who the fuck are you" pages

>>149281496
ok but is she a dodgers fan?

Andy P!

that's are pages

pandaman

POTHEADS

Pages is gonna be so valuable next year

>named pages
>has never read a book
curious!

>>149281527
all of Japan are dodgers fans

PAGES DOESNT GIVE A FUCK

LEAVE THE POODRES TO ME

>>149281535
hoping we extend him this offseason

Pages Is the new Charlie blackmon for us.

>>149281538
korea too since park

A’sbros…

>>149281524
I did like manny when he played for us but still seems like a dirty player *points to red sox slide*

Genuinely surprised by this man’s breakout. Doyerpacos were cursing his name in April and May.

Justin Turdlander

>>149281244
>>149281373
:3

>>149281565
kek

>big dog
makes sense, he kind of has a pitbull look to him

>>149281559
also did that bullshit to the Brewers 1b when he was with us. can't remember the name. Aguilar maybe.

i can see lightning over the commonwealth. this one's getting axed

/nu/

>>149281591
>>149281591
>>149281591

/nu/

how did the Orioles blow an 8-0 lead!!?!?!

>>149281586
2018 he kicked him desu.

>>149281511
This shit was unironically amazing when it was the Ice Cube's munchie meal. Easily one of the best collab sandwiches.

i'm in the car right now and rick monday was like
>you have more than one email? make more and vote with each one!
forgot what it was about, though

>>149281565
>42 years old