Thread 149531971

Major League edition

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dodgers

This movie didn't help Cleveland to win a World Series btw

Dodger Stadium is a dump that reeks like shit. Partly because doyerpacos themselves reek like shit. Just an FYI!

Shisui Hueong is sexy

let's go sneks

>>149531971 (OP)
Doyers

>they’re still seething on an off day
Today is a W

My poodres suck :(

Flyover cocksuckers should all fuckin die

>>149532104
It’s a literal shithole kek

TOTAL ‘TOID DEATH!

KEK GINTS

Imagine living in a state without a mountain or a coastline I mean no wonder everybody does meth and copes all day jeez louise

>>149532119
nice cat sneks on the board

Kill me

>>149532128
I don’t hate the Dodgers but their fans literally reek like shit. There’s a difference

>>149532119
cute kot

~>-----
snek

>>149532173
>t. gaped homosexual

>>149532158
I live in a mountainous state and I actually agree that Dodgers stadium is a shithole dump and Dodger fans reek like human shit

Yea Boston won the Raffy trade. Debate's over Jints.

>lose game
>post about dodgers
many such cases!

Don’t ever reply to me again mutt. Know your place!

Wait why the fuck is that an earned run on webb when the run scored because of an error????

>>149532229
Great plains chad here. Doyerpacos smell like shit and their stadium is a crumbling ruin.

>>149532311
because fuck you thats why flyover

Ernie!

flyover anon is really mad he doesn’t enjoy the smell of people he can’t afford to be around

>>149532232
Was that ever a debate, boston would've sent out assets to get off that time bomb contract.

>it’s all one guy
>always has been

poodrepacos can't meme lol they keep trying to get one to stick

>>149532369
Flex on em MacBook chad!

>respond in an /old/ without realizing /new/ has been out for 15 minutes
done this multiple times today. my witty comments wasted.
anyways, i'm watching netflix since there was no baseball on today.

>>149532369
Based iPaco stuntin on the fresh air cucks

>>149532443
repost it here

iPaco lmao

what was shohei doing in the bullpen here?

iPacos lol

>>149532443
I told you alcohol is bad for you

iPaco kek

iPaco minis seething again

iPaco lmao

>>149532473
nah you had to be there
>>149532511
i'm the 14 days off the sauce guy. day 15 almost in the books

Kansas City in the lead tho...

decoy's mami

>>149532611
>>149532671
Obesity is bad for you

>>149532674
Imagine the moral dilemma every day when she wakes up not knowing whether she should fuck that dog or eat it

>>149532500
trying to avoid the sun by the looks of it

RANDY

>>149532671
his teeth aren't big enough but thank you for using ai to do something other than dumb anime shit

RANDY

>>149532740
>not testes jr
anon, you have the opportunity to do something wonderful

mood

all this pretzel talk is making me thirsty

I heard Randy eats sand rice

mariners btw

does /mlb/ do anything special for independence day?

>>149532500
>>149532714

>>149532881
Yes and you're not invited.

The yanks will slightly shuffle their lineup and batting order tomorrow for the 35th time and it fix everything don't worry.

>>149532881
Fireworks, grilling burgers, and baseball
Maybe play some Halo 2 after the festivites

>>149532881
Last year i drank too much and shit myself. I'm going to try not to do that this year.

>>149532881
I like to shit with the door open and remind my family that it’s my freedom to do so

>>149532925
>>149532932
paco bros...

>>149532908
Fireworks and red meat are bad for you

>>149532925
Alcohol is bad for you

>>149532887
how hot was it? (in kelvin preferably)

>>149532881
Of course not, I’m a stupid smelly paco

>>149532887
is he crying

Can somebody tell me if the Astros are cheating again?

>>149533007
dude that's old news
nobody cares about the astros cheating
we are in 20 fucking 25

>>149532925
>Last year i drank too much and shit myself.
Rough, never had that one. Pissed myself for the first time on a cruise couple years ago. Speedwalked back to my cabin as i was leaking piss lol absolutely soaked

I've never pissed or shat myself in my adult life

On WFAN today, Evan and Tiki were talking about "the fat pitcher on the Blue Jays whose career got wrecked." What does this mean? Should I know this reference?

>>149532887
>>149532932
>>149532969
>>149532998
reminder that Ichiro Suzuki's favorite American expression was that "Kansas City is hotter than two rats in a fucking wool sock."

Texas pinch runner coming in clutch

>>149533072
Isn’t it “two rats fucking in a wool sock” thougheverbeit?

Pray for Buck

WHY CAN NOBODY HIT THE FUCKING BALL

When do the Giants stop going against Cy Young caliber pitchers? It seems like we face one of those every game...

>>149533063
The only host on wfan that mattered was Steve Somers here and you there. Also Recker mindfucked Manoah.

>>149533063
recker MINDFUCKED manoah

Hololive Night is this Saturday

>>149533097
I think so but he's foreign and English language word order is tricky

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149532881
grill and fireworks, always

RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY

Mariners go long baby

>Devers strikes out for the third time
>Team still can't score a run

I can't jintsbros

>Bo Bichette (knee) stepped on a ball pre-game. Sounds day-to-day but they don’t expect to need tests.
Don't step on balls anons

RANDY FUCKS YA

>>149533156
yeah but on the bright side,

Fucking why...

>>149533156
karma for badmouthing your former team's owners about 1st base and shit

i'm glad the mariners picked him up off that godforsaken baseball-less island

>>149533048
it was runny as fuck, i had to waddle over to the bathroom while everyone was outside cooking up hot dogs. Really bad experience overall i don't recommend it

Are the Mariners the most electrifying team in sports entertainment?

>>149533204
how the fuck is this an earned run on webb

>>149533204
kino stuff. drops a nice bunt, laser throw to first, comical reaction from 1b.

Pina Power

FUCK

>>149533142
>Recker mindfucked Manoah
>>149533145
>recker MINDFUCKED manoah

What does this mean? I don't understand.

>>149532881
bbq some burgs and some dogs and drink some beers and watch a firework show
used to go to the beach and walk and drink and stare and girls asses and pop into strangers homes to drink some more because everyone is drunk and every house has a party going on. but i'm not a fun person anymore, so

Sneks

mad about the bobble at first, yes
mad about that homer, no
mad about the offense, murderously so

jintsbros we shouldn't feel doomed every time we're down by 2

>>149533305
All of that is bad for you

>>149533041
i still care and i'm still mad and i will hate that team more than any other for the rest of my life

My rangers :(

These Fuckers are still operating like everything is fine. Everything is good. How the FUCK is anybody supposed to hit against this Fucking zone!?

>>149533341
being this repetitive is bad for everyone

>>149533225
happened to me a couple times around 3 in the morning and no witnesses so it could have been worse

>>149533366
And then his homie next door, he is like Naw son, I ain't calling any of that Shit. Like this is literally the same Fucking sport! How can you just take away the top 1/3 of the strike zone from Fucking pitchers like this!?

>>149532881
Work retail as a manager so I have to go. plan is probably
>work 10-6
>race out of NYC
>drown myself in beer + tequila
>uber eats of whatever is open
>probably only Indian or Chinese food

Study hard kids. Find myself working every Independence Day thanksgiving day Memorial Day you name it.

>>149533366
>>149533409
How do you defeat the Pepega zone?

>>149533421
don't you get paid a little extra for working on holidays?

>>149533409
I thought this was a funny May May that you posted them for blowouts where the zone didn’t really impact much but now it just seems like you’re complaining about my umpies

>>149533444
NTA but I bet he is on salary and gets fucked on OT and holiday pay

>>149533444
Nope, I’m on salary. I “make too much” based on my title to earn OT. Trust me when I tell you I work 40._ _ hours a week. That’s my minimum so I hit 40 and leave early.

>>149533204
the tits on that blonde though

>>149533434
so, Angel was cockeyed

>>149533204
>>149533259

>>149533366
>>149533409
How does the computer know exactly where the top and bottom of the strike zone is for each player? Does everyone have the same proportional shin length? Is their stance factored in?

>>149533538
Damn! Good fucking catch there.

>>149533589
it's based on a percentage of your total height google it, it's more complicated than that but basically

>>149533589
recorders manually enter the data into the system based on measurements taken during their first plate appearance, those top and bottom numbers are static for the rest of the game after that.

LETS GO METS
LETS GO METS
LETS GO METS

>>149533434
That was so bad like they couldn't even form a proper EUZ.

My Jintsies tied it!

thank you based fitzy

>>149533677
Based… BASED!

>>149533677
Fuck my boricua ass

>>149533709
Y’gotta sweep I’m beggin ya

>>149533677
Mets are bad for you

gennys dead

Lovullo is a baseball terrorist.

>>149533730
I’m beggin too cubfren

>>149533827
I was in the shower.

>>149533639
Sounds pretty good

>>149533835
blowing this lead with no survivors

>>149533851
>washing man ass, balls and penis
kinda gay ngl

All these bro ships formed with no rhyme or reason.

sneks

>>149533882
I just think they’re neat

2 games up

go Sneks

DUMP 33

>>149533146
it'll be a mess

>>149533926
FAGGets kek!!!

we are reaching levels of over never even believed possible

>>149533851
in the middle of a game? shame on you.

>>149533965
Rangers?

>>149533971
>he doesnt listen on the radio

>>149533977
jints, obviously

DUMPPPPP

dumped so hard my stream broke

my Mets did NOT lose today and there is nothing you can do about it

>>149533982
Shower radio with the game on is hella comfy tbqh
>>149534000
He’s right you know

>>149533971
I didn't miss any runs.

U FUCKING WOT M8

>>149534035
my game. my rules.

>>149534035
Delete this

>>149533146
>>149533956
>no fuwamoco at hololive night
>bullpen game
waste of time

Jintsbros....

fan interference!

that's a out

>>149534207
and dats what da game is all about right there

>dbacks fan cataches it so its an out
??????????????????

>Fan interference with an out
You fuckin kidding me?

>>149534035
Looks good from my angle.

>>149534207
one of my friends when we were kids would always use the "its my birthday" card to get autographs before games kek

>>149534207
this is /mlb/

baltimore literally subbing fans into the lineup at this point.

How was there fan interference on that catch?

can bob melvin show some fucking life and fire his team up

>>149534349
that girl kek

https://x.com/TalkinYanks/status/1939883371192008994?t=zK65LrpjrSeGB2FredW4KA&s=19
kek what a guy

Uh oh....

Spectator Interference is based. Bartman is kino.

YOU GOD DAMN BUM
YOU ACTUAL FUCKING BUM

>>149534383
FAGthony FAGpe kek!!!

>>149534207
sovl

>>149534349
ah i was just putting a pie in the oven right when this happened..
how bad was it

...............

Devers can't cut it

Ramos please

>>149534383
>Derek says
Kek dis kid really is duh next jeetuh

He's okay folks!

don't doubt the big dreidel

Devers Golden Sombrero

>>149534417
No takebacks

Thorntonmind

>>149534526
>>149534529
Fucking hiveminders

>>149534207
where's Zack Hample when you need him to deliver a kino moment

FUCK OFF

>>149534417
>>149534435

4th strike out from Devers :(

>>149534526
>>149534529

>>149534526
>>149534529
scary

>>149534579
>"CAUGHT the outside corner."

*evaporates your division lead*
Nothin personal, im da next jeetah

The Diamondbacks just have such strong pitching I guess. Virtually unhittable.

GENOOOOOOOO

THIS IS IT
I'VE HAD ENOUGH

Third base hit tonight I love my frogniggas.

GENO KINO

go Geno

>>149534646
My Jintsies have the worst offense in the league

>>149534417
We got Fucking HOSED by this trade! Absolutely Fucking hosed! We are stuck with this dude's contract for 8 years!? And he can't even play a position are you SHITTING ME right now!?

>>149534684
you could call their bats offensive

>>149534671
bro just saved my parlay.

>>149534579
problem?

>>149534685
I swear I was the only one who wasn't excited. I knew our offense was going to continue to be bad but I was not expecting it to get worse

>>149534685
hes been a productive bat in this league for a while now. give him time to get used to NL pitching and you will see what you traded for.

at least its just 3 more Ground/fly/popup/K's to go and this can finally end

>julio chases low and away breaking ball for strike 3 for the 600th time in his career
time to field offers for this retard. he's never living up to the hype

>>149534736
>>149534685
But you added slug :^)

>>149534764
He's cheap and there aren't upgrades available. Defense is still good.

>>149533239
Do you really have to ask?

wait, so the ball never even fucking touches the sneks OF's glove and its somehow interference?

>>149534385
>protects the bullpen
>destroys dump 33
is there ANYTHING that man can't do

https://x.com/Y0Le0/status/1939894697822212589
>guy who just interfered did the same thing to the giants 3 years ago
holy kek

>>149534792
problem?

gg royalsbros see you tomorrow

GG Jints

well that was absolutely fucking horrible

gg sneks, you deserved it

THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME

>dung poo pee
kek

brash is still nasty gg roylels see ya tomorrow

sneks win gg jints

Sneks win

why tf do teams call position guys up less than a year after they got drafted? too much risk you're gonna turn a guy into the next kelenic when he hits .170 for his first 100 games

gg snek

actually a very bad game but I'll grind my teeth about it on my own

'stros

>My Jints :(
GG D-backs
Looks like it's gonna be a 4 game sweep

test him immediately

Jints been fleeced

>lowest strikeout rate (18%) in MLB
>lowest runs scored in MLB
>2nd lowest runs allowed
how long can this go on..

>he’s a real position player
yeah mating press

>>149534922
he hit a 83mph pitch off the plate out to center in the most difficult park to hit it out to center

Today was a good day.

>>149534792
The interference caused the globe to miss the ball
get gud
#umplyfe

>>149534814
>actually done this at least 3 times

>>149534948
sounds like tren to me probably with a Panama red bong hit chaser

some of the bad guys lost today :3

>>149534954
it was past the glove the entire time, he never at any point in time was going to catch it

>>149534955
https://x.com/DbacksDispatch/status/1939893292919136567
maybe 4 times?

>>149534922
>Cal Raleigh is in good company
WITH A BUNCH OF FUCKING STEROID ERA PLAYERS

LFG Marinersbros

>>149534976
Textbook interference and you can see it in the photo. You’re not cut out for the umpchad life

>>149534955
>>149534979
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>149534948
>>149534922
Please consult the portrait.

>>149534922
Consensus MVP right putting up these numbers at the 2 with his caliber of defense on top of that.

>>149534922
completely normal, its just new bat technology and optimized hitting mechanics is all

>>149534998
needs more dumper

>he wasn’t a guest editor on the interference textbook
the adults are speaking, settle down kiddo

>>149535013
Logan doesn't have a good pov for it.

stay mad

>>149535036
didn't realize how big logan is. cal is a big dude

When does the real baseball start?

>>149534979
FAGGOTbacks so hard up for cash they let this guy keep doing the same shit over and over in the same spot

>>149535042
reddit franchise, you guys even have a tendie patch

>>149534969
DUDE

Reminder that big Logan isn’t canon

>>149535011
Cal always had great power but he whiffed a lot. A couple years working with Edgar has him making contact consistently now. Amazing coaching job tbqfh

>>149535042
he could end with 10 more homers than judge and the east coast bias will still give judge mvp

>>149535076
I'm the anon who started the
>east coasties
meme about not knowing Cal Raleigh or any west coast players besides Dodgers. AL East fans unironically did not know who Cal was until a few weeks ago

FOR YOU. That's my name. You know why, mister? You use an iPhone 5 to post here. I use an eighty-thousand dollar shitposting rig. THAT'S my name.

And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the oldfag's game, you can't outmeme them - go upstairs and tell your mom your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to quote on the post which is yours.

You hear me, you fucking FWD fags? A-B-M. A-Always, B-Be, M-Memeing. Always be memeing. ALWAYS BE MEMEING.

A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Digits, Action. Attention - Do I have your attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, 'cause it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Digits - Have you made your numbers for Kek? And Action. A-I-D-A.

Get out there - you got the autotrader listings coming in. You think they came in to get posted on reddit? A meme doesn't get reposted lest it wants to be posted. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their (you)s. Are you gonna post it? Are you man enough to post it?

What's the problem, pal?

Big guy? I don't give a shit. Hothatch poster? Fuck you! go play with your kids.

I’m pretty sure anonymous comes up with all the memes around here

>>149534969
What’s a Panama Red I don’t do drugs

>>149535117
bu---but my daughter.....

>>149532557
Is it Cane’s sauce?

>>149535146
You'd be shocked how many /mlb/ memes I've started. It would shock you.

He....He can't talk to us like that!

>>149535269
If you’re gonna post this shitter, atleast post him doing his zesty dances because that’s all he’s good for now

Phillies join the Astros, Tigers, and Dodgers in the 50 win club

chapman getting hurt really spiraled our whole season

The mariners could be purchasing at the deadline.....

>>149535292
>>149535269
Zesty Dookie just like yas asked fer

serious question: why doesn't cane's offer bbq sauce? are they legitimately retarded
>anon, people LOVE our cane's sauce! have some cane's sauce! or ketchup, you can also have ketchup.
every time i go to cane's (because it's on my way home and there's never a line in the drive thru because no one fucking eats cane's) i use bbq sauce from my fridge and put their sauce directly in the garbage

>>149535363
Can I interest you in a slightly used Anthony Volpe?

>>149535384
>i use bbq sauce from my fridge and put their sauce directly in the garbage
extremely based. cane sauce is dogshit

>>149535292
Who told you that you could post with men? You fucking child.

>>149535407
I don't really need a ss... perhaps your jewish 1b?

HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE! FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!

>>149535481
>I turned myself into a shit franchise Morty

>>149535481
>I got 116 wins Morty

Fuck his Boricua ass already!

>>149535309
Cubs too

>>149535523
Forgot them, my bad.

>>149535523
so soryy sir

>>149535481
>Morty, we gotta win a pennant Mortyyy!

Doyers run the NL

Any dipshit that can’t see that Craig Counsell is a great manager is a stupid fuck!

First we fucked the blue jays.
Then we raped the giants.
The White Sox comeback is coming for the dodgers faggots

Which team has the best radio melties? For me, it's WFAN and the Mets.

More like Craig Coun-sells his ass to boystown twinks for fifteen bucks a man

>>149535627
I only listen to Cubs/Sox radio with any regularity but I would guess NYC and Boston are heads and shoulders above the rest

>>149535627
LA but you have to speak Mexican or Japanese to understand it

>>149535644
https://youtu.be/jYGxY5icxjc?si=vFOo0ztc7l9HZ9O9
Berto rant is really good

>>149535626
I sent your mom a text last night lol

>>149535641
Talk about rent free.

>>149535584
Where's his hat?

https://youtu.be/zF64F8Ky5cg?si=FNSj3gnT5I6SQeqQ

My WFANies are playing 5D chess while the rest of the league is playing checkers

fuck off rangers adolfis celebrating like he walked off the world series. fuckin retard. lel

>>149535701
They liked sending my M's to extra slurpings too.

https://youtu.be/SE0E-GtuWKw?si=-KVCsY2c1a8tT56T

>Mike Francesa prank call compilation
>it’s 2 hours long

ok bros time to kill cane's for good

you can get a bag of frozen tendies at costco that come out perfect in the air fryer every time and you can pick your own better sauce too like anon said

you may not be able to make an in n out burger in 10 minutes yourself but you can have cane's quality chicken whenever you want and that's just the simple truth

no Doyers baseball today. was it because its Sailor Moons birthday?

>>149535754
>frozen tendies
shan’t

posting to say fuck the yankees. Fuck them forever.

I tried to be a yankees fan, truly tried. Its just impossible though, just couldn't stick.

>>149535754
Never had Cane’s but that doesn’t surprise me but Costcos food is a good value.

I want some fried chicken now

I need to be bent over and filled up. Dicked down hard as I plead for more cock...

>>149535729
>clicked for 2 hours of brainrot
>only got 4 minutes
this is false advertising and it is a criminal offense

>>149535896
become a los doyers fan foo

>>149535937
you should try zaxby's its p okay it's not like god tier but it's decent for the price.

>>149535972
I'm not a dodgers fan, I'm a sho fan. Love that guy.
Think I'll try out the Braves and Tigers.

>>149536017
You have to get raped in if you want to be a Braves fan

>>149535981
Im pretty sure there’s no Zaxsby’s in my neck of the woods.

While we’re on the topic of regional sloppa Bonchon is really good it’s ANIME!! fried chicken

>>149534814
Wtf!

>>149535963
My bad I didn’t wanna link the full clip, just saw it in the recommendeds. Here ya go!

https://youtu.be/3I8vy4pavPg?si=M9Ow48cJ1cAY6EE8

>>149536028
They got that la flama blanca dude, seems fun.

>>149536017
You’re not allowed to be a “Sho fan” (very gay way of saying that btw) and post with a US flag. Please switch to a shitty turd world flag like Sweden or Mexico.

>>149533156
Welcome to the Rafy experience
>random retarded strikeout
>strikes out swinging so hard it looks like his top half is about to fly off
>random awesome pissmissile HR that goes out of the stadium
>RBI machine
Be nice to him, we miss him over here.

>>149536083
The entire world likes this guy, If we needed some kind of ambassador to represent humanity in first contact with aliens I'd send Ohtani.

>>149535779
I wish.

>>149536108
padres dont like him very much

kek gape em!

>>149536061
thanks, speedrunning a lobotomy and this should accelerate it

kek gape em!

>>149536131
I was rewatching the Padres at Dodgers series and it’s very clear Mike Shildt and Dave Roberts are making their players bean each other

>>149536151
>Dave Roberts standing on the field pouting at players saying, “I’m gonna bean your ass.”
Damn what gave it away?

I need kek gape

>>149536089
I'm trying very hard to be patient with him but with the offense as a whole as it is it's really hard not to start crashing out

>>149536233
*pointing

I'll have five Famichiki and one rice ball.
I'm eating too much.

I finished eating. I burped a lot of Famichiki. I became a pig again.

>>149536375
hey check your ito en bottle. is the tea from taiwan? I have one of those oi ocha bottles next to me here in the us and it's from taiwan.

>>149536375
can we see what the chicken looks like or did you eat it all

paco is seething about my astros again

>>149536390
I ate it all.
My stomach is annoying and disgusting.
I regret it.

ok astromiguel

>>149536420
>>149536396
sameposter btw

>>149536425
All me btw

don't reply to astromiguel

Go to bed ‘toids

>>149536417
For what it’s worth I’m also annoyed and disgusted by you

don't reply to seething pacos

Is a Miguel a paco from Texas?
Or is a paco a Miguel from California?

Paco. Miguel. Same thing.

>>149536388
No, it's domestic, it's made in Japan.

only reply to doyerchads

>>149535754
We’ve done fried chicken power rankings multiple times. Canes isn’t in anyone’s top 5

>>149536492
I'm a new tigers fan

>>149536440
It's your idol, Ohtani
kek

>>149536367
>>149536375
>>149536479
>>149536496
Fast food is bad for you

>>149536470
astromiguel is a trashtro noid obsessed with the doyers who makes the same 2-3 posts and replies to posts with links to other posts because he's too retarded to come up with anything else.

>>149536503
shohei more like who gay.... lel

>>149536503
shohei more like whoa gay,,, lel

>>149536577
>>149536590
nice one, retard.

>>149536596
im drunk sue me faggot

>>149536603
I'd rather fuck your ass desu

>>149536440
many such cases

Mariners playing good ball lately

>>149536603
It’s Monday night. Alcohol is for every other weekend and special occasions only. Sort yourself out.

>>149536603
who gay? you gay lol

>>149536603
>>149536631
Alcohol is bad for you

>>149536061
>first call
>Mike in Saint Louis
“What do you think of this new guy Manfred? Will he introduce 9 games series, or dead balls or anything new?”
>Hangs up on him in disgust
Mike in Saint Louis we all owe you an apology…

you guys are fags

I need to be bent over and filled up. Dicked down hard as I plead for more cock...

>>149536682
Homosexuality is bad for you

>>149536682
>checks clock
>12:21AM 7/1/2025
not anymore

>>149536648
>jocko fields
aint no way

did you wish usagi a happy birthday

sweet dreams mariners nation

Padres Organization should learn from SDFC. No more veteran Uncs, we need more young hungry people. Like Milan and Angel but twice on Padres. Sick of old fucks cluttering up this lineup.

>>149536843
Babe, come to bed already?

>>149535481
>*buurrp*
>MORTY
>I’ve narrowed it down Morty we finally know who the most SOVLFUL franchise is Morty
>oooh I don’t know Rick there’s a lot of good fran-
>IT’S THE MARINERS MORTY! IT WAS ALWAYS THE MARIN *buuurrp* ERS MORTY

>>149536894
Nice slop dickle dick

What MLB jersey (home/away/alt) has the most SOVL?

Also I'm drunk as hell right now. Chers

>>149536998
>>149536661

Pride month is over

Do we accept him in, jaysbros?

>>149536998
Chers!

>>149537050
:(

>>149537050
Won’t stop /mlb/ from being rampantly homosexual at all times

>>149537203
don't worry, it'll be back one day :)

that funky muncy

>>149533344
Hahahhahaa get fucked, caring this much about cheating millionaires. Other teams have cheated like during the steroid era, the White Sox team that sold out the World Series to the mob, and 2018 Red Sox with the Apple watches. Who fucking cares, everyone does it to get a competitive edge

>>149537050
imagine being proud of yourself for literally anything

a very happy canada day to you and yours, /mlb/

>>149538002
Oh Yeah? What's there to be Canada aboot?

>>149538002
happy Canada day leaf anon. Hopefully there's another Jays win on the way today.

>>149538002
it’s still sailor moons bday

>>149538061
What would the Moon Kingdoms' Baseball team be?

cub 'em!

>>149538056
he looked good last night. love to see it. enjoy the game today, panamabro!

>>149538106
likewise bro

so the Dbacks are definitely cheating, right?

anyone here follow NPB?
where do you find streams at?

We need nu tho

>>149538075
Recker on the board!!!!

Gay mets lad

it should've stayed as a homer

>>149538576
>full kit wanker + hype beast

>>149538609
We gotta fix this injustice…

high af and this comes at you
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MhbmSGcK2Wk

>>149538643
>I park it over the center field fence, dead central.
>I flip the bat into the stands, upper deck.
>I stare Chapman down the entire time as I round the bases.
>I call the catcher a pussy as I touch home plate and slap the ump on the ass.
>A harem of women in softball pants and no tops await me in the dugout; I have my way with each of them.
that’s pretty much how that would go down

>>149538714
Which catchers are male pussies / mussies?

>>149538576
BASED

Happy Bobby Bonilla day /mlb/
Only 10 years left before it become Chris Davis day

>>149538817
happy scherzer day

>>149538714
very based

>>149536998
/mlb/ doesn't want to hear this but the answer is the Tigers home uni.

>>149538935
They're all homo unis in tha lil D

looks good on a woman's body

>>149538935
this and the stankees

>>149538935
>>149539074
BOOOOOORINGGGGGG

>>149538597
he got that shit on though no cap

Yankees have the best run differential in the entire league.

Looked up the standings for fun, why do NOT MY Rockies :) suck so much ass?

>>149539095
Me tbdesu

Bad morning /mlb/. My New York Yankees suck fucking dick and balls.

>>149539104
They’re blowout merchants who can’t come back down more than 2 runs. They lay down and die at the slightest adversity. They don’t have it.

>>149539192
Why's it a bad morning-tho, however?

>>149539192
DFA Judge
Fire Volpe
Trade Boone

>>149539202
Because I need my Yankees to win baseball games.

>>149539223
not happening today, pal
just a heads up

>>149539197
Yankees' Pythagorean xW-L is 53-31

>>149539229
It’s right in front of us. We’re turning the corner.

Hey everyone, I just looked up the top two teams in run differential for each year, and they tend to reach the World Series frequently.

Doyers back at home tonight

Member the Mets? I do…

>>149539235
Oh yea? What’s their Euclidean xBACON+??

>>149539343
You're so out of your depth and element, it's not even funny.

>>149539343
>I don't understand it
>Therefore, bad
Good conversation, bud.

>>149539373
can I get a qrd on the Yankees Archimedean EBITDA?

They're getting fired up about my Yankees again early this morning. Lmao. The future looks bright, and it's funny how reactive this place becomes when the team loses by just one run.

gm mariners nation it was still 81° at midnight

>>149538002
I didn't know it was Canada day, please take this.

>>149539440
thx, yankee bro

>>149538002
Happy Leaf Day brother

>>149539373
I know what it is actually it’s an improved expected W-L formula, I just can’t help myself and I apologize for my tomfoolery. Pls forgib.

yankees suck lol

>>149539220
>>149539223
Boys, we need to look at Hal Steinbrenner and ask why he keeps allowing Brian Cashman to spend all this money in the wrong places. DJ and Stroman, for instance. Why are we paying into $40 M deficits like them? I seriously believe that Hal doesn't care about baseball anymore. He owns a horse-racing crew/stable, and I'm positive he cares more about his horses than anything. It feels like 2009 was his last year caring about them, kind of that "nail in the coffin" for his dad's legacy. You know? Like he won then and figures he doesn't have to compete anymore..

>>149539416
I’m just frustrated I still got hope tho

Going to the game today lads!

>>149539625
Based, get some Kirky pictures for me.

>>149539497
Hal needs the Yankees to succeed because they are the source of all of his money, he runs the club like a business with winning regular season games as the priority. The drive to win it all is simply not there in the same way.

>>149539544
I like the implication that /mlb/ is filled with powerlifters.

>>149539646
Swap lifters for bottoms and you're down the pipe

>>149539646
this is /mlb/

>>149539671
I ain’t even gay

>>149539544
which team would he be?

>>149539708
>my team

>>149539708
Alpha male dodgers of course

gm

i can barely powerlift myself off the couch! haha

>>149539691
Sometimes gay take time, hmm?

>>149539733
This is more of a doyers feel imo

when i walk i'm deadlifting 400 lbs of raw cane's generated mass

& dat's just my p ness

>>149539763
>me in the middle when the Dodgers and Mets are baiting each other again.

>>149538935
no argument here

I've seen enough

Send Volpe to Iran

i have a banger post loaded but i shan't waste it on a thread this old

>>149532040
Sad

gary

what are the NY anons doing?

Bake me a thread, baker man!

>>149540098
comin right up

>>149540086
Making my picks. Judge usually destroys Gausman, so I'm contemplating picking Judge to homer because Schneider's proven that he's just gonna intentionally walk him...

It's July!

I think Fried is going to go 7 innings today.

>>149540138
>>149540138
Nu

What happens if Fried wins 23 games? Won't he just get the CY over Skubal?