>>149215305 (OP)
me on the reft

>>149215305 (OP)
Are they taking him home to be raped?

Sabres playoff drought will end thanks to Regular Season Mika

>>149215305 (OP)
>>149215305 (OP)
>>149215305 (OP)

Stuart Skinner should come to >my team and leave the shitlers

forgot my ASL niggas are back

Who is getting traded this offseason?

>>149215305 (OP)

>>149215429
Rangers have been chasing JJ Peterka around for years

>>149215389
How shit is your teams goaltending

>>149215470

pink bussy club

>>149215429
Jason Robertson will be a Calgary Flame

Can the oilyboys come back and win in 7?

>>149215566
Fraid not

>>149215429
Elias Pettersson is gone before his NMC kicks in.

>>149215429
trb

>>149215566
Only if they spray the Panthers locker room with melatonin before the game

>>149215607
pettersson for zibanjihad who says now

Cool thing about melatonin is the sedation effect is subtle and it's totally undetectable in tests.

> Abbotsford with 8 shots in the half of the 2nd period
what the fuck happened? this isn't the team I saw in Game 1

>>149215638
>petterson and miller reunite in new york
kek

I knew whoever scored more was going to win last night

Uh, mods?

I forgot the Blues were even in the playoffs this year lol

>>149215749
lol

OH BOY! Any early predictions

>>149215673
KINO

>>149215739
Hopefully he gets an NHL gig next season.

>>149215784
yeah

>>149215802
Well..let’s hear them

>>149215784
I've got some predictions but I doubt anyone wants to see them

>>149215784
>Sweden
Nylander
>Denmark
What’s his nuts from Carolina
>Germany
Craisaitl
>Canada
McNocups
>America
Bustthews
>Finland
Whoever plays for Dallas currently

cant believe i wasnt in on the pink pony club fun until today...
i could have been mocking the soilers so much more

>>149215820
I do

>>149215784
why do they do this? who cares?

>>149215784
>italy
grim. let russia in

>>149215892
I dont

Who's banging the drum Tuesday night? Better not be a dolphin

>>149215911
a lot of canadians on that team

>>149215784
mcdavid mackinnon makar crosby bennett marchand

>>149216009
Probably

>>149215429
Mcdavid

>>149215784
kwabthews tkachuks hellakwab qhughes eichel

just listened to the first minute of PinkPony Club to see what the shit was about and c'mon it is just generic garbage absolutely the lowest T tunes you could play in a locker room of men. Oilers fucked up big time with that they should be playing something topical with ferocity something that eats meat and potatoes and unapologetically rapes like Tool the Grudge.

>>149216182
popular music is never about the music

fags

>Live in Florida
>Knew about the panthers but didn't care that much about them
>Panthers started advancing in the playoffs in 2023 post season
>Interest peaked
>They made another big run in the play offs again while the dolphins froze their asses off
>Swore after the panthers win I'd never watch sports again
>Here I am still

>>149215305 (OP)
who are those people with mcd?

If you play for the Panthers, you're an American. If you play for the Oilers, you're a Canadian.

>>149216381
true

>>149216182
Manowar - Blood of my Enemies

Chappell Roan - My Kink is Karma

>>149216363
Tourists. They thought he was a giant.

>>149216381
this is your brain on boomer.
Trump bad or Trump good.
nothing else matters even here the discourse on fags and indians and cost of living has evaporated.
either Trump good or Trump bad.

>>149216517
name one thing orange retard did that wasn't retarded

>>149216517
Canada bad, America good

If I wasn’t a semi shut in I would fly down to Florida on Tuesday for this

>>149216573
autists see the world in black and white like this

>>149215739
Khaira is still playing hockey? Figured he would have hung them up after getting redHEEMED twice

>>149216593
Is one of those tickets for me? <3

>>149216593
2 hour drive but I'm a shut in neet

>>149216627
Autists good, normies bad

>>149216556
exposing you as a retard.

>>149216679
ok autist

>>149216556
Unfortunately you're still alive so I can't think of one

This is fucking stupid. Put Russia back in no one wants to see France in a hockey tournament.

>>149215429
me

>>149216802
remove america they are committing war crimes with israel

>>149216845
We don’t have a choice we’re being nuclear blackmailed

>>149216845
based

>>149216845
King kike just instructed you subjects to obey your globalist instructions to aid them, retard.

>>149216845
Israel is the only democracy in the Middle East no shit were protecting them. It’s almost as if giving Iran a dictatorship that wants to destroy all that’s good in the world is bad.

The mullahs are based, and based russia is helping them. They should both be in the hockey tourney.

>>149216845
1993

> Oilers' head coach unsure

>mfw /hoc/ wants to talk politics

Yeah go ahead and let Iran have nukes great idea. Not. Thank god we have Israel the only country in the world with common fucking sense these days. That’s just what we need a Islamic fundamental government with nukes.

mr lahey not another night of the shit abyss

>>149217191
shut up

>>149217228
Hamas lost buddy. Go watch Hassan this place isn’t for you.

>>149217304
shut

up

you face

>>149217191
hey rabbi,

>>149217191
this has to be bait

>still 2 and 2

The other day I wanted to watch something called Disaster Movie but zi could only find Date Movie so I'm gonna watch that with my dinner

>>149217444
>bait
>country has stated that its primary goal is to destroy Israel and the United States
>let’s let them have nuclear weapons

bitch farter you are a las angeles kings

>Florida won't get to raise the cup in Edmonton

>extra Calder puck
this is very low energy series

>>149217479
If this isn't bait, don't you think whatever you believe, this moderately banal fairytale of terrorist dictatators might be absolute horse shit? Have you ever considered it?

>>149217479
>>149217191
>>149217070

zach hyman confirmed /hoc/ enjoyer

>>149217479

I hate them filthy Haji fucks.

We lied about Sadaam but you can believe us this time, hail satan.

>>149217708
Poor vocabulary like McDavid.
And same results.

>>149217708
>WHY DO WE SUCK? WHY DO WE SUCK
What did he mean by this when he's barely puttin in work?

>>149217569
>can't celebrate winning the stanley cup around any hockey fans
lol that is gonna suck

One more win that's all it takes

this movie is shit im turning it off

>>149217968
>he thinks he's getting pussy on a twin sized mattress

>>149217678
The true loyalty of a Canadian

>>149217952
>>can't celebrate winning the stanley cup
Yes, if you're team is canacuckistanian.

>>149217952
Good on you for making peace with the Kitties winning it all

>>149217952
Dude even the Haitians know what hockey is now, Gary is a marketing genius!

Doki Doki Literature Club is my favourite hockey video game.

>>149218032
That's one of Gary's interns; that was all staged
Not that it was a bad spot

>>149218082
equate the girls to nhl teams and i will try it

Pakistan International Airlines Flight 8303 might have been the most retarded plane crash ever

>>149218136

This is it for Gary. Either he swings it hard for soilers now, or his dream of a leafistani Cup is dead for 5-6 years. Laffs-East and Laffs-West can't do it even with his help, and the rest are years from even that feeble effort.

>>149218222
why cant the oilers do it next year?

>>149218222
checked
You dropped the ball, Gary, and /hoc/ is steaming pissed about it -_-

>>149218253
D corps, goaltending and depth are shit now, and can only get worse.

>>149218253
Why aren't they doing it this year? Why not last year?
Answer me that

If Oilers ever win this year it would be the most obvious rig in the history of sport

>>149218222
McDavid will represent Canada as a Canadian player when he wins with the Knights

oilers are a huge let down

>>149218328
true

>>149218343
Canada in general is.

>>149218343
the footage hockey canada doesn't want you to see...

>>149218301
i dunno, i was just wondering if they are losing players for next season and wont be as strong

what happened to that trial anyway

>>149218343
Is that Tim Stützle watching?

>>149218388
Whore was confirmed to be a whore. Judge will deliver her verdict in July

>>149218425
>in July
why not now

>>149218343
Why didn't he at least feed her?

>>149218455
Rigging a verdict takes time.

>the city of Abbotsford

>>149217191
How come you’re still in Canada Gary?

my checkers won :)
bulju with the netfront :DDD

Flames bros….. Trump is invading Calgary now
https://x.com/MargoMartin47/status/1934383667754999850

>>149218729
charlie angus tried to get him disinvited

lmao get fucked

>>149218815
staged

I want to get drunk tonight but there is nothing going on.

>>149219038
just go meet up with your buds at the bar, that's what i'm doing in a half hour

>>149219062
I dont have any friends

>going to a bar on Sunday

>>149219093
Go to the bar and make some :)

>>149219093
where ya at wanna meet up and finger each other (in the ass)

>>149219172
true /hoc/sters drink at home alone

A leaf is about to win the US Open. Wtf Drumpff you were supposed to deport these animals.

>>149219093
literally this >>149219187

>>149219200
ok what part of calgary u in?

>>149218978
cope
Chubby is a menace

>>149219216
#elbowsup

>>149219238
I'm on the top of the mountains.

nah i'd rather drink alone so I can actually enjoy my buzz and not listen to a bunch of dumb idiots blubber on

>>149219335
for me it's both. 2-3 drinks at the bar to hangout and talk shit with the lads. then i go home and drink 6-8 more

>Same lineup. Same results.
Now the Panthers have Marchand and they're more powerful than ever

>>149219335
this guy gets it

>>149219335
Try talking to yourself. You'll be hating yourself on the quick.

it's simple. scratch mcdavid, win the cup.

>>149219486
i talk to myself more than i talk to other people

>>149219500
We have noticed... you do it every day on /hoc/

>>149219422
oilers will get marner for the re-re-rematch next season

>>149219238
Downtown, Dewight

My Habbies are gonna be top 3 next season

>>149219633
I wonder who theyll draft

>>149219647
these guys according to this mock draft I found

My Jackies are winning the cup next year

>>149219647
Sam Bennett :^)

>>149219695
what in the shit is NHLe

>>149219569
Didn't Marner specifically say no canadian teams though?
He's tired of being a loser

>>149219725
>NHLe
- A metric used to predict NHL points over 82 games based on a player's performance in specific leagues. (PPG x translation_factor * 82)

>>149219747
Thanks - so an estimated points per season for each prospect. That's neat.

>>149219734
>He's tired of being a loser
Nope he just wants to get the max contract he can, otherwise he'd take a discount and play for Dallas or something

>>149219695
Reschny has been fun to watch in Victoria I hope he does well

>>149219569
Canes are offering Marner 14mill

>>149219896
is he really the missing piece for them though

Hockey might be over on Tuesday bros

>>149219896
>canes are going to go hard after the guy that already rejected a trade to then

>>149219896
>You know how we are a bunch of soft pusys that attempt to play a Florida-lite style?
>We need to sign the softest pusy in the entire league that plays the complete opposite of that style
Please God, it would be so funny. A big fuck you to Toronto that also leaves Carolina worse off by a wide margin.

>>149219974
it's been over ever since miami made the finals

>>149220001
So since '96?

>>149219995
surely his 7 month pregnant wife had nothing to do with it

>there hasn't been a sweep in the finals since 1998

>>149219974
for good hopefully

>>149219896
Wow so they're just... making their situation worse?

>>149219997
>We need to sign the softest pusy in the entire league that plays the complete opposite of that style
Wrong, this is who that is.

>>149220049
That would make me cry

>>149219997
Randy lives on planet retard. Whatd you expect

>>149220083
At least Pettershit has the excuse that his brain was turned to paste by Mike Matheson.

>>149220149
that is beautifully stupid. just next level retardation.

Hurricants puck recovery is good. Marnerjeet sucks at that, but does it matter?

>>149219997
>>149220149
ahahaha omg it's so true

>>149220149
canes would be better off paying marchand and bennett $14mil combined

>>149220149
>refuse to waive your NMC so your team can trade you to Carolina
>sign with Carolina in free agency anyway
>laffs

gonna watch that indy race i guess

>>149220149
As much as people think "we have to get a scorer" I think he's what we need in that he is going to unlock a lot of our other players who are our scorers - Jarvis, Aho, and Svechnikov especially. I think the Canes' philosophy since 2017 has ultimately been that the biggest improvements to the roster will come from our core players improving, and Marner would unlock a new way for that improvement to happen.

I'm not an analytics expert but I think they can be illuminating with context. Marner's analytics are insane, better than anyone on our current roster (btw did you know that analytically, Seth Jarvis is the best player on our team and the 16th best forward in the league?).

Marner is in the 81st percentile in goalscoring, outpacing his xG (67th percentile) which suggests above average finishing. I think the Canes' system is ultimately fairly equitable in chance generation, so Marner would likely get more scoring chances than he got in Toronto, where he was often tasked with trying to set up Matthews and Knies at 5v5 and Matthews/Nylander/Tavares on the PP. He is 100th percentile in assists, near the tops of the Leafs in chances for % at 5 on 5, and near the top of the Leafs in goals for % at 5 on 5. We don't have anything close to that on the Canes right now.

Marner is in the 99th percentile in contributing to Power Play scoring. I have no doubt that would translate to Carolina's hot and cold PP. Marner would take the "Necas" spot, which Jarvis did his best to fill. But Jarvis is best around the net on the Powerplay, where he can execute seam passes and shoot effectively.

Marner is an elite defensive forward capable of competing for the Selke? We have that already, but another one wouldn't hurt.

I'd pay the guy 7 x $14.5M, especially in this cap environment, and not worry about it. I don't think that Mitch Marner the hockey player and Mitch Marner the conversation topic around the league have that much in common.

>>149220774
That's a lot of words for a team that will lay another massive egg in the Conference finals next year

*complains about the lack of new hockey games for the pc again*

>>149220774
>Marner is an elite defensive forward
what?

>>149220149
Price is steep but it’d be even steeper trying to trade for a guy like that. Obviously you prefer to just draft one but drafting is hard (unless you’re Jim Nill). Sometimes you gotta spend some moolah

>>149220774
>Marner is an elite defensive forward

If you dont have a cup you should not be allowed to talk hockey on tv.

>>149221061
>mad
>at the king

>>149221061
I haven't worn mine in about 5 years

i made a smoothie jsyk

oh no
shanny confirmed POZZED

Happy birthday Mitchell!!

the hockey gay

>>149221308
much like trb

>>149221308
Field hockey is so fucking gay especially when men are playing it.

charlotte checkers in 6

>>149215389
the pittsburgh penguins KEK

charlotte's playing checkers abbotsford's playing chess

>>149215495
damn
>>149221566

>>149220774

>>149221351
the guy who lives rent free in your head you mean?

I’ve never had a girlfriend
Ive never had a job
I’ve never went to college or university
I’ve never learned to drive
I’ve never learnt to skate

Am I welcome here

>>149221697
yes i agree mitchell lives in trb's head rent free

>>149221715
have you learned to love

>>149215713
Windy would be a better "journalist" than any of those fags.

trb hears a knock at the door. it's MITCH and BUD wearing BRASS KNUCKLES

>>149221308
Remember when he deleted his Twitter account because Elon bought it?

Florida is the Flames greatest ally

Remember how everyone used to call Sam Bennett a pathetic bust? I remember

if i saw shannon ball handling with his head down they wouldn't need a stretcher, they'd need a coffin

>>149221361
that's not field hockey you tard

/mlb/ get in /hoc/

>>149222222
kekini

>>149222222
baseball gods won

>>149222222
Fly da dubba u

>>149222222

>>149222222
It's comfy in here.

>>149222164
yes it is

>one way or another hockey ends this week

so... what now?

>baseball in June
k…….keep me posted

>>149222222
oh yea that a checkini

>>149222222
Reckercoded post

>>149222306
Hockey ended right here brother >>149222222
>>149222222
>>149222222

>>149222222
What are Reckiebros?

>>149222222
kekkies

>>149222222
what's /hoc/?

>>149222222
check'd and based

>>149222222
look at dem digits son

>>149222222
Reckiebros have this one sitting pretty

>>149222222

>>149222222
>watching playoff hockey during June baseball

>Watch fagball
yeah how about no

Oilers fans deserve the cup

>>149222302
dodgers

>>149222302
comfy is just a code word for boring desu

the last time i watched a baseball game i fell asleep during the fifth inning in the middle of the day

>>149222222
/hoc/sissies… we are so raped

>>149222362
Baseball is your new sport since you can't win at hockey
we get it

>>149222352
Da chamber pot
>>149222222
Give me the quick rundown on Reckiebros

>>149222352
Why the fuck is she brown?

>>149222222
Tigods

>>149222365
sound like you need rehab and AA and I ain’t talkin about a stint on the IL, alchy

>>149222376
>>149222375
Go oilers!

>>149222378
>Tigods
Are you a new Tigers fan?

>>149222376
Said this,verbatim,upon seeing Canadian women
>>149222222
Put me in the screen'y

>>149222389
no alcohol required, just good ol boreball working its magic

>>149222392
They're going home after the next game you don't have to rush them they're gonna go

>>149222222
New tigers fan here. Qrd on /mlb/ get in /hoc/?

>>149222222
We're taking over!

>>149222405
no, they're going to the pga tour

>>149222392
I got something you can oil down ya frickn fairy ya

>>149222405
Panthers are overrated shit. Carried by 40 year old Marchand lol.

>>149222222
Is this the work of psychogang

>>149222411
*doesn't stream*

>>149222411

>>149222392
Oil this *grabs my NUTZZ*

>>149222222
wtf am i supposed to do here? these icy cunts arent even playing a game til tuesday

>>149222422
If winning the Stanley Cup is overrated to you. Then stay in cantada

>>149222422
>overrated shit
JUST like my oilers

>>149222392
I bet she doesn’t even know any players on the team typical women it’s why I became celibate and gave up on love years ago

>>149222222
The brightest shining golden age in /mlb/ started here and now

I played little league but didn't actually watch baseball because it was boring and still is.

>>149222456
>became

>>149222222
holy guacamole

>>149222412

>>149222411
>We're taking over!
I told you it would come to this! I was right! The /mlb/ are taking over!

>>149222467

>>149222467
U gotta be not a dumbass to get baseball. However it seem's like Hockey is exclusively dumbasses, though. Or Haha, Canadians! *smirks internally*

>>149222222
woah!

>>149222222
Touch em all, Reckiebro

get the HELL out of my genny NOW

Don cherry said that whenever someone in the audience gets hit with the puck it’s always a woman yapping away instead of watching the game so true classic women moment all around

What's a reckiebro?

You guys should watch hockey, we have analytics too!

>>149222502
>Posts a guy who can't win the cup
>gets mad at baseball
what did he mean by this?

>>149222480
kys avatarfag

>>149222515
watch out, he's legit pissed

>>149222511
He looks like an alien wearing human skin

Masturbating at work has become a problem…I need multiple opinions so here it goes. this is embarrassing to admit but l've developed a habit of u know... masturbating at work. at first I didn't think much of it but after seeing similar posts and thinking more about it i realize it's not normal and definitely not okay. it feels compulsive now and I'm struggling to stop. has anyone dealt with this and found a way to break the habit?

>>149222467

imagine an entire summer of this. yeah I think im out.

>>149222542
if this pitch had been rotating the opposite direction i sincerely believe we would have seen a baseball player catch a ball with his anus

/mlb/ - /hoc/ cultural exchange

>>149222577
we should frot

>>149222577
>canucks fans saying were too Indian

Pot meet kettle.

>>149222542

Now that the dust has settled what are /hoc/‘s thought on Recker?

>>149222696
Who’s Recker?

Was /int/ a mistake?

>>149222433
evenin

>>149222759
A literal who catcher that some in /mlb/ are obsessed with because he has a big butt. Coincidentally all Reckie bros are Mets fans for some reason.

/hoc/ in a seethe kek

>>149222782
>evenin
hewo

what's baseball

>>149222596
>saying were
HELLO SAR

>>149222788
Why the obsession over a big butt on a guy?

But how long until Ohtani gets out of the penalty box?

>>149222222
hi all. boston dodgers fan here. what hockey team should I start following?

>>149222222
we were trb all along

Literal who's

>>149222782
lazy slut

>>149222525
Edmonton Oilers

>>149222870
Yeah we know they're horrible don't rub it in anon

>>149222889
but he has a big dick

>>149222577
Willy Adames has a .200 batting average and a hockey player gf

>>149222956
why does she have bigger biceps than him?

>the everblades didn't 4peat

Brb killing myself

>>149222392
Oilers Miku rape

>>149222994

>>149215784
they need to expand the field so we get teams like mexico and jamaica

heard the babby nuckies lost

>>149222536
Yeah wear a cock cage

They got the Minnesota chud. Not Bill Guerin he's still free

>>149221697
hey trb

>>149215784
finland will win the gold medal again beating canada in the final

Everything that matters to me matters in this world.

>>149222322
Who, or what, specifically, is reckERG?

heard the daddy reckies won

>>149215551

>>149221715
yea hockey is for everyone king

>>149221715
u r a fag

>>149222222
Mother of god....

>>149222302
CUBGERS

>>149223371
>CUBGERS
Go Cubs? Go Dodgers? Cubgers?

I don't have a horse in the race but Russia has always been fucked in the head

for me it's budball

>>149223474
That would be alot safer for you cancucks

>>149222222
basedkini!

>>149223474
based metschad

>>149223505
didn't you guys lose to japan

heard the daddy reckies won

Bloos

>>149217968
fuckin another dudes butt maybe

skovmoj

https://youtu.be/GR3Liudev18?si=wzXRQEp4feLv65wW

Crosby and Recker - compare and contrast.

>>149223671
No idea if Crosby has a dumper. Lets see if McDavid can finally win a cup to be in the same conversation as he (he won't)

take me out to bud game
take me out to the crowd

>>149222222
>Bruins give up Marchand for nothing
>Sox give up Devers for nothing
NEbros...

>>149223710

who's the marner and bedard of boreball

>>149223710
Love to see you guys cucking for American sports. You're finally learning.

>>149223764
baseball is a japanese sport

>>149223732
Etika, thanks for doing the Kahoot. In case anyone is wondering, I am the legitimate Toasterwaffles. Your Kahoot was certainly something, my nigga. Again, you do some great work. Keep it up

In baseball the trophy is too pointy so you can't fuck it

>>149223786
And Hockey is an American sport

>>149223807
oh nyooooo

Urine is sterile; you can drink it.

So was it determined who Recker is?

>>149223807
skill issue

>>149223805
Fuuuuuuck I miss those days man

Sid the Squid

>>149223890
the protagonist of Battlefield 4

>>149223859
that's what bud told trb that fateful day. i will spare you what happened next

>>149223954
PepeFact.jpg

Faggot ass Avs
Faggot ass Preds
Faggot ass Hawks

>>149223935
Who is that?

my acies are 5-5 their window is over KWAB

>>149224063
Frosties win the cup every year with a .500 record and a pervasive environment of dread and dysfunction

>>149224063
>KWAB
SNEED

drink piss randy

>>149224103
>a pervasive environment of dread and dysfunction
kek true

Give me freedom
Give me fire
Give me femboys
Or I retire
See the shitters
Take the ice now
Feel a slight tap
I must go down
Referees are
Penal-giftin'
As I statpad
Regular seasons
Cousinfuckers
They're around us
Every tap-in
All around us
Seethe if I don't score one
Throw my jersey, say I'm done
Stanley Cup dreams are slipping away
May as well admit that I'm gay
We all say
When I get older
I will be balder
I'll get a transplant
Just like a raging fag
A raging fag
A raging fag
Whoaaa

>>149224113
>drink piss randy
Urine is sterile; you can drink it.

we're about due for another throat slash incident. personally, I hope it's

came home and the lowlife gear to income 'woman led' household next door massacred my 80 year old lilac tree because it was 'hanging' over the shared fence. wasn't an issue ever until now apparently. no approaching me. anyway you don't get away with that in 2025 so what is my course of action for payback?

>>149224300
Murder

>>149224300
tree lawyer

>>149224300
hard to say. seems illegal to cut neighbouring trees without permission. maybe contact a lawyer and see if you have a case

my nuckies

that sucks bro. legal issues with neighbors sucks ass

>>149224300
tree law is actually a very serious area

>>149224300
dig for oil maybe there's oil

>>149224532
I drink your milkshake

https://www.wkbw.com/news/local-news/tim-hortons-unveils-mom-sized-iced-coffee
where's the dad sized iced coffee for fathers day -__-

bought a couple pounds of bacon on $0.99 manager's special and i haven't regretted it yet

real men steal their bacon

real men wear skirts

real men drink your milkshake

>>149224300
Call the police and press charges for property damage

If that doesn't work then just rape them

>>149224300
Tell her you were going to use those branches to propagate more lilac trees and she needs to either return the branches or pay for them

>>149224804
>rape them
much like what happened to trb

mhm and is kevin nash in the room with us right now?

>>149225053
it was pretty hot out today

trb got worked so hard online he had to go to the doctor kek

>>149225120
has he called you mitchell yet

nash got boarded like bedard right up the marner hole "the mar hole" as they say

>>149225142
he wakes up in the middle of the night screaming mitch's name

the trial was brutal
>31,536,000 minutes for roughing

trb really thought that calling everyone mitch would make them forget that he's a raped bitch kwarb

>>149225202
>he wakes up in the middle of the night screaming mitch's name
He still wakes up sometimes doesn't he? He wakes up in the dark and hears the screaming of the lambs.

>>149225202
with ruined undies and a throbbing anus

>>149225307
KWARB

>>149224678

i think all my friends know I'm still a virgin ar 28


I'm unironically considering milking myselfi am so humiliated. this isn't a joke. my only savinvt hteave is that i am drunk right now. there is nothing more emasc7ls5int and humiliating then being a male virgin

>>149225420
>made
HELLO SAR

I could heem Arber Xhekaj

>>149218343
Damn that zoomer-fro frfr

the ogre has fallen in love with the midwest skank

Why is it like this?

>>149225561
>his last name is literally pandering
kek

>>149225479
i bet you can just kick the ladder he's on stocking shelves at costco over

who will the knights sign with petro on ltiretirement

>>149225612
who the fuck cares?

>>149225625
sounds like you do based on how upset you are KWAB

>>149225625
i don't

>>149225625
I do.

>>149225637
I don't either. Did you see copey coping before your post though. LOL

>>149225625
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>>149225612
vegas is going to take a dump all over free agency

>>149225561
Singher is good

>>149225421
i think for zoomers virginity for the entirety of your 20s is more or less normal

>>149222222
new tigers fan here

>>149222222
/mlb/ here nice get

>>149225585
There's a CBC news anchor in Vancouver named Anita Bath. I kid you not.

>>149222444
dubtrip

>>149222222
we can't stop winning /mlb/GODS

>>149222222
I alwayd believed in /mlbhoc/ alliance was destined. Never in doubt.

>>149225699
which is something considering the filthy thoughts she elicits

my grandpa liked the Red Sox are they a good team or what

why do they spell it "sox"

>>149225747
Better than any of your canacuck hockey teams

>>149222222
Doggie digits

>>149225754
they wore red socks

Red Sux

>>149225774
yeah but did they just think it looked cooler than the real spelling?

>>149222222
/hoc/bros we have fallen

Go oilers!

>>149225759
just 2 more years and my Habs get experience and 2 more years after that we return the cup

>>149225793
nah. it still counts as a win due to the broship. kinda like the isles winning in 2023

>>149225800
Okay sar

>>149225782
money. sox was two less letters to print

>>149222222
ohtani pitches tomorrow

I feel sorry for Mcdavid....

>>149225830
You shouldn't

>>149219695
>Shortest person in this list is 5'10
Is this why soccer is so mass appealing? Because spics wouldn't be able to play hockey otherwise?

>>149225840
it's appealing to thirdies because all you need is a ball

>>149222956
I wish I was hot and latinx

>>149225830
I don't

>>149222577
Sad

>>149225827
big of them to announce this 2 hours after the padres rookie got put on IL

wtf is this plane doing flamesbros?

can the next thread be hockey themed

>>149226087
probably either doing a sweep or some billionaire / leader wanted to see the rockies from places not many people get to see

or its because theres "special" people in that area it has to stay in the area and watch for any threats

>>149225659
he wants to move on (until the islanders make the playoffs again)

>>149226087
it's a bot programmed to make a 270 degree turn every time mcdavid whiffs on the big stage

S T A M P E D E
T
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P
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HAPPENING!

>>149226205
utah really was smart to overpay for coyotes scraps. league is going to treat the last few spots like retard night at the carnival

>>149226087
It's pic related providing high altitude surveillance, airspace communications and security overwatch for Banff.
The flight path it's doing is called a loitering orbit.

>>149226205
firebirds obvi

>>149226250
looks like there are 4 planes
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=c2b3c3
guess its surveillance for the g7

>>149226250
America has to supply airplanes for you canadians? Can you not afford your own?

>>149226250
it has a hockey puck on top

>>149225830
He gets sucked off by his real wife Astolfo every night, he'll be fine.

Alberta has "improvement districts"

>>149226294
It's crazy how retarded you "people" are in canada

>>149226289
its a canadian plane. its literally called hoser

>>149226300
bit of a misnomer

can the next thread be trb has a mental breakdown over internet posts and has to see a doctor themed
not even a meme this really happened kek

can we just not have a new thread
lets end it

>>149226304
The guy I responded to posted an American plane though, did you miss that?

>>149226318
The guy posted the wrong plane >>149226087
did you miss that?

>>149226300
They should move me to one of those

>>149226318
you tell me

>>149226326
He did? Maybe he can tell me that.
But since you're here tell me where the plane is from and when it was made and all the details since you seem to know

please tell me
please tell me why
my bud is in the 1 yard

Good evening
>laffs

>>149226302
no im serious its a hockey puck. a big one.

i'm here every night

bud 1 in the night
told trb he was going to lose the fight

kate booshka ya ya

>>149226360
i have no idea how someone can have fun doing this

>>149226368
It's a canadian

holy fuck angela is so retarded KEK

b is for buds who do stuff together
u is for you and me
d is anywhere anytime at all

bubblin' again

xhe's bubblin' xim/xer's doctor appointment got leaked

>>149226392
>>149226392

>>149225679
it will NEVER be normal to be virgin