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>>149899888Do you like baseball?
If you're teams stadium isn't located within 100mi of a mountain with at least ~10,000ft in elevation... I'm sorry, but I can't respect you.
Rockie Chads...
Dodger Chads...
Angel Chads...
Padre Chads...
Giant Chads...
Athletic Chads... (and the future Vegas stadium)
Mariner Chads...
Dback Chads...
The West won. least coast LOST!
>>149908425>youโreyea you lost, nothing personnel
Scoring from 1B on a base hit is pretty Fucking based, but you need a lot of help from the other team to do that.
>>149908324 (OP)Is that Sid Meier's SimGolf?
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it's his birthday!
the jappy knees baseball man
>>149908545LOL happy birthday
the brewers are cheating it's only funny when it happens to the dodgers
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Mets
>>149908697Just so tired Bros. We just can't get a good game called, they is always Fucking ungently.
>>149908662Double Pepe fact here, all the pepefrens agree.
https://x.com/PitchingNinja/status/1947481148017561937
it would be nice if the Mets pulled out a win today
Kek Boone btfo Jomboy on his own podcast
>>149909284What does Boone bring to the table unironically? The team is sloppy and underachieving, the young guys don't develop, and he always has a bad attitude.
>>149909284Not a fan of either of these men.
i think the padres will get another win today. just wish the dodgers didn't get to farm the tloses at the same time
Volpe is a huge problems for the Yankees. They should just spare themselves the trouble and give him to the Dodgers for a middling prospect.
>>149909312>>149909317Idk Iโm not a yanks fan but Boone was correct here. Jomboy is bitching at him about the quality of the players post game interviews like who gives a shit? Theyโre always the same generic answers, players are forced to do them and half the guys donโt even speak English.
>>149909333Check โem!! Stunt on โem Chadres!
>>149909284Talking about Volpe like he's putting up Conforto numbers is crazy. I'd be seething if I was Baboone here.
>>149909231she's perfect.
>padres allegedly shopping around Cronenworth
On one hand, I know a lot of fans hate his contract and think he doesn't produce as much as he's being paid for. On the other, i personally feel like the average production he has is perfectly fine and there is no way they are somehow going to get a better second baseman in any possible trade they could even make and no one in the farm system seems like they'd be able to replace him given how shit the other call ups have been so far. Maybe in a couple years when Leo is ready, you can move Xander to second and see what you get for Croney, but now is absolutely not worth it.
>>149909413A lot of Yankees fans are frustrated with Volpe but most of the blame falls on the Yankees themselves for the fact that he is their obvious golden boy who can do no wrong in their eyes. They passed up on so many potential better players for him, touted him as someone who was going to rake, and then when his bat has failed to come through they shifted their messaging to talking about how he is a gold glove defender, now he has the highest number of errors in the AL.
Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD today?
I wonder who would want Cronenworth..... He's a weird player. There's time he's Ass and times he's good. I wonder how much haul we'll get from him.
>>149909527Cronenworth was great in the new Superman film.
>ozzy kill
castellanos dinger tn?
>>149909559Someone in the last nu said โOzzie diedโ and I thought he meant Ozzie Smith. Shame about Ozzy, didnโt him and his wife have like a death pact or something?
Release the Epstein list! Mets in one bong.
>we gave another player on IL
that makes 17 players on IL
>>149909643Also Joe Espada said about Parades โItโs going to take some time for us to get Parades backโ
>Jasson Dominguez is nicknamed the martian because of his other worldly talent
>>149909695he looks funny
>>149909643Werenโt Astros fans just bitching about how bad Lance is? Iโm confused
>THIS ISNT FAIR! WEโRE THE ONLY TEAM THAT HAS INJURED PLAYERS!
Yamsbros we are so hillmaxxed rn ong
>>149909527/we/ don't need a second baseman but YOU need Mitch Garver so /we/ have a prospect to fork over for Geno please and thank you
>>149909527Youโd get absolutely nothing for him, it would be purely a salary dump
>>149909527He's a second baseman with decent hitting, the only reason someone wouldn't want him is the contract(12 million a year for the next 6 years on someone that's just OK). Padres would be dumb to trade him especially when their decision making shows it would be for some rental starting pitcher who won't re-sign, then you have a hole in second base that needs to be filled and with Arraez likely not getting re-signed, now you're missing half your infield. Unless they're fucking retarded and think Iglesias will somehow be a better replacement for Jake, but you'd have to be a moron to think that.
Letโs put a lil Yams on that hill yes?
Hello, hill dept? Yams here.
Iโm a simple guy, I see a hill? I put Yams on it.
I don't care who's on the hill
Yamsbrosโฆ our response?
Hillbrosโฆ not like this
>>149909968Something from a better restaurant
>>149909968order some sweet potatoes and serve it on that rice, I call it "yams on the hill"
>>149910009>yams on the hillqrd?
>Kolek on the mound
Padres lose
>>149909968get some real food
>>149909968Super Greens, with Super Greens
>>149909968panda express is bad for you
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT????
Hops
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>>149910021Hillsboro for my snek frens
>>149910044Fuck off back yo LA ya stupid Doyerpaco.
jays bros what are you niggers eyeing in the auction? I'm hoping to bid on the chane to eat the fuck out evanka osmaks pussy
>>149910031I might do the super greens with beijing beef and string bean chicken
If Kolek wasn't there, that would've been an inside the park home run
>>149910074asians will have you believe that it is food that they eat and then try to sell it to you
What are Hillโs thoughts in all this?
>>149909968double chow mein double orange chicken
how come san diego is down two nothin' in da foist?
at least my panda express food doesn't move
I cannot stand chow main with big chunks of celery. Gross. Panda express is shit.
>Dick Fitts
What did he mean by this?
>his best option for cheap chinese food is panda express
Imagine not living in a city lmao
A Recker on the board is worth two Yams on the hill.
>In-N-Out heiress moves corporate HQ to Tennessee
Nashville Padres 2030!
>>149910134In-N-Out is LA, bro. That means Nashville Dodgers bro
We are over 1/5th of the way to nu tho.
poodrepacos only care about buffalo wild wings lol
>>149910134Isnโt in n out like half of every doyerpacos identity? Dodgers arenโt even from LA kek.
>>149908370The greek aaron judge
Can the Yankees do the impossible and win in Toronto, which they have never achieved before.
>>149910156Stealing is wrong
>>149910074ox blood sausage and tripe soup
>>149910134On one hand, it's good LA will lose its stranglehold on In-n-out and won't be able to brag about it, but shit like this just makes me think the quality is going to drop off a cliff in the coming years
>>149910163>hit and run bloopIt's so right
Da bahstan trawly dahdgas
>>149910182I think they'll be able to maintain quality for now. the real nail in the coffin will be when they go public.
>>149910134She's just moving herself, HQ didn't move as well. I don't get this whole bragging about recent population transfers to places like Tennessee, Texas, or Florida when it's almost entirely compromised of fuck-you-got-mine types that ruin a state far worse than the liberals they think they're receiving.
>t. Florida
>>149910156How about home?
why do the tigers suck all of a sudden
>stealing home
Unfathomably kino
>more catcher interference from the red sox
lmfao
>Machimpo
Padres will lose because of him.
>>149910219>>149910224It's going to count as E2 lol, which is gay
I'm so tired of only playing against the Blue Jays and always losing to them. Don't the Yankees play other teams that they could possibly beat?
Kind of silly to call that interference when the batter noped out of the box, but whatever. He's safe either way.
This might be the day Scherzer runs into a wall
>>149910237But doesn't this happen when a catcher is throwing to 2nd on a pitch for a steal?
uh oh Scherzer is already in trouble
>>149910243About time. He can't own the Yankees forever, Father Time always wins.
>red sux
>catchers interference
>>149910222somebody answer me
>>149910258Isn't she a dodger fan?
>>149910258definitely a dodger fan
>>149910259They were never good
Ashlyn is not Taryn, but still wood
>>149910269>>149910266That's Dakota Fanning actually. Elle Fanning is the Dodger fan.
Of course it had to be that guy
i was told soto sucks at defense
>>149910271they had the best record in baseball until recently
What's with the Mets and making these insane throws to plate against us???
get this old ass fuck off the mound
>>149910266>>149910269Is she? Whatever I'll post someone else.
>>149910273Where is /ourgirl/ taryn
>>149910292dakota fanning is not that cute
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Can't win them all
>>149910323100% a dodger fan
>>149910297definitely a dodger fan
>>149910297I look like that
Tiggers are gonna be trouble too.
>>149910323She is an Angel fan
>>149910328>can't win them allmeme perpetrated by losers. you actually can win them all if you're good enough.
>Start off the game with a inning ending double play
Jintsbros...
>maldonado double into arraez RBI
not a combination I'd expect to see from this team, but I'll take it
fuck no trannies get they asses kicked if they show up at dodger stadium take that shit back to SF or SD or NY
>>149910330Nice try but her husband's track record says otherwise.
>>149910346I don't care I just want to post sluts while talking about the mets dammit
>>149910356LA has more transpeople than SD and SD
>>149910357It's probably not hard to find some chick that is a Mets fan. They are a big market team
>>149910357she writing letters to dodgers FO daily begging them to sign him
>first batter strikes out but reaches first base anyways
Jintsbros, I cain't
>>149910371Sure, but I already have these saved on my computer.
Bullpen game tommorow, Hendricks is going to need to have a long outing
>>149910385who's this dodger fan?
>>149910391she's a yankees fan
>>149910385Being a girl seems like so much fun desu
any good pitching duels today?
>>149910324Probably vacation
>>149910401im pitching a tent if you wanna have a little duel owo
>>149910401The Miz is going to throw a no hitter because the Brewerrs never lose
>3 strikes out in the 1st inning but only has 2 outs
Lol
>listening to Ozzy (R.I.P.) while watching the Phils
>just had OOOOOVER THE MOUNTAIN TAKE ME ACROSS THE SKY sync up perfectly with that Schwarbomb
Well that was a kino moment right there
>>149910399nah she craves BDC
>>149910437glad you posted it. now the moment is in the archive forever
>>149910448Scripted homer. The whole derby will be comeback performances.
>>149910437>Montas gives up homerun>ROCKET ENGINES BURNING FUEL SOOFAAAST
>>149910328Max just needed a warmup inning
My Jintsies on the board!
Going to be fun to see how we blow this one again
>fly ball, struck pretty well... to the warning track and he's there to make the catch
one of those kinds of games today...
Wtf I thought that was a HR
>>149910489balls are dead this season
SOLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why did all of >my team's good pitchers have to die?
>Michel Kay bitching that Meredithโs birthday cake is carrot cake because he doesnโt like carrot cake
I love this autistic retard
The Nats have already struck out 9 times in 4 innings
>>149910510It's pretty hard to make an error at 1st.
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Adell's defense is getting better and better
>>149910521Is Demon Slayer any good?
>>149910523I would cake her, and then regret it.
>>149910521what even is demon slayer? I have tickets to this game.
>>149910528And then he does that shit
>>149910523now there's a gal who knows her way around a funnel cake
>>149910535You live near LA? Can I mail you some skittles covered in my cum to throw at xochitl next time she makes a red carpet appearance?
Grinding ass on cock until threshold and then ruining the orgasm
>>149910521>>149910535sweet, I'll sell the giveaway caps to weebs and make the money I spent on the tickets back.
lol Stott just absolutely bailed out Trea
>>149910581We live another day.
>>149910565are you one of the faggot sochi posters on /tv/? stop simping for her, she's mid bro. you can't throw a rock in LA without hitting a latina hotter than her.
>Vlad looks at first pitch down the middle
>flails at breaking slop the next
500m plus tip
tigers absolute clown team
>>149910590No I stopped hanging out in those threads years ago when mckenna became a fullblown slut
be advised im guaranteeing the genny a berds victory tonight.
>>149910624the wise sage speaks
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I've been training for almost a year now and my bussy can easily squeeze a fresh zucchini until it snaps in half. So yeah don't even try it. Don't even think about it buddy
I feel at peace with alvarez catching now. Like the world has lost all weight. It's going to be a good year bros.
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>>149910661I feel like there just isn't many great teams this year, a lot of good team though just not many standouts.
kidcaster looks like a fat lesbian, if the mets don't win i'm blaming him
>>149909917Need that win today
>>149910672Indeed. Like a little brown rosie o'donnell.
>>149910671the league is AAAA, they need to relegate half the teams
>>149910523those are some fat tits if you get my drift
>>149910628>he saves tranny videos to his computer to "own" dodgerchadsholy shit, dodgers really do be living in your head rent free
>stomped on the pinkie
gotta hurt like a mf
LETS FUCKING GO WARD
WHAT A DOUBLE PLAY
45 year old 'Dick Mountain' Rich Hill takes the mound for the first time as a Royal
>>149910726fun fact, Royals are 3-14 against pitches with a +4 ERA losing 11 straight at one point
>>149910726I often confuse him with Tim Hill
>>149910726yams on the hill and dick on the mountain tonight
Bush league. Hill is so lucky he doesnโt have to get into the box. Iโll leave it at that
>>149910751More like the Gays
>>149910726absolute legend. I hope he can make it to the end of the season on the active roster.
>>149908425>you'reESL moment
>>149910754>being upset about a rental taking a bad hack and getting hurt
>>149910668Don't let the Cubkees get hot.
>>149910789Iโm not upset, just saying Hill is extremely lucky he doesnโt have to get into the box. Not gonna say any more, out of respect. But I could say a lot more
Trout can only get hits with no one on base now
>>149910798You are so out of your depth rn
>>149910798wild that Tucker swung at that given how elite his batting eye is
Sanchez is fucking cruising through this game
>>149910793Me on the right
please encourage me not to waste money on mop classic fellas
>>149910806Not that anon but he has a point, thereโs just certain things you just donโt do. Youโll learn, kid. Just keep watching
CAN THE METS JUST GET A PITCHER TO THE FUCKING LATE INNINGS HOLY SHIT
damn, i wanted it for you Adell. That's probably a a grand slam in Angel stadium
Hill is lucky Iโm not out there tonight. Verrrry, VERY lucky.
TO WILL AND DIANE
YOU GUYS GO TOGETHER LIKE
PEPSI AND HOT DOGS
>>149910716That's funny coming from dodgers fans considering the stuff you guys repeatedly post on here
>>149910726tied for most franchises played for at 14
debuted for the Cubs in 2005
my wife brought home McDonald's fries because they were free with the soda she bought and they're soggy and taste like ass.
has anyone mentioned who the last pitcher older than Rich Hill is got to start a major league game?
Attaboy dano donโt let the Umpball get to you
>>149910865toss them outside for the birds/squirrels who will appreciate them
>>149910865So youโre familiar with the taste of ass?
>>149910879Fuck squirrels. Don't do this.
>>149910865Give them to her boyfriend's son
for me, i wish upon francisco alvarez
Attaboy dano donโt let the Umpball get to you
>Eric Chavez seeing Alvarez lift the ball and not hitting 87 mph groundballs to second base
>>149910798>>149910830sameposter btw
t. inspector
>>149910716>calling this non-binary individual a trannynot cool!
Wait this yankees pitcher is actually named Shitler??
I'm going to take a quick walk. Please don't let the mest fuckup while I'm gone.
>>149910942What do they do?
Bo wasn't beating the throw. He can't run since he hurt his knee in June.
The Yankees have a chance and they're leaving the door wide the fuck open.
Youโre in my house now Space Cowboys
COME ON PADRES
DO LITERALLY ANYTHING
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>>149910933...no? fuck off, retard. leave me alone
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Would be better if she was a hapa but whatever lets go mets
Everyone on this team trying to tie the game on one swing.
LET HIM GET ONE MORE BATTER MENDY YOU RETARD
>>149911058i look like this but w/ a bbl
>>149911035Never stop posting this one, I kek ev time
yankees legend rico garcia
when they revealing his monument?
This nigga seething at my Doggies kekaroo
>>149911104Based and redpilled
>>149911109this is a blue board.
bluejays all star tony volpe
>>149911113cute dodger milf
based babe keeping us in it
>>149911129I am a Yankees, Celtics, Montreal Canadians & Steelers fan. You think your measly ring box impresses me? Ha.
>gary and ron don't like nachos
fucking dropped
red sox playing like big dummies again
>>149911126>>149911135https://x.com/codifybaseball/status/1674600557707956224
THEY JUST KEEP FINDING A WAY
Jays are feasting on this bullpen
>>149911113Who is this? She's pretty
still weird to not see jazz in a marlin's uniform
if the padres somehow come back and win this, I will score myself a jumbo jack even without the home run
ball 2, right over the fucking middle. you can only kek
>>149911250https://nypost.com/2023/07/01/dont-swing-at-everything-mets-fan-speaks-out/
>put the ball in play and watch them beat themselves
>>149911274Thanks. I'm trying to find an Instagram or something to stalk her but I don't think she has one.
Would anyone take Volpe off our hands at the deadline. Does he even have any value left. The entire left side of the field sucks dick
how did the Blue Jays become a better team than the Yankees just like that
>>149911302Everyone is better than the Yankees
>>149911289Volpe was getting killed on sports talk radio today. Every year Yankee fans target someone to shit on. Never fails. He's in Joey Gallo territory.
>>149911289Why would you want to trade him? Heโs the next Jeter. Real good ole Jersey boy. Big cock.
>>149911302Jays play great defence and have really good contact hitters. It helps that the squad players are also breaking out.
>trenton brooks
looks like i'm not getting that burger today...
>>149911113One foot in the grave.
>>149911319thats what happens when you dont play your gold glover
>>149911332they didn't sign Freid in the off season tho?
>>149911319This doesnโt seem all that bad to me, just a bad hop into the glove
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Cute ump smile :3
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Surely there is a Chihuahua that is better than Brooks, at this point why is he even here???
>>149911289I'll never forget Yankee fans yelling at me how much better Volpe is than Neto.
They would kill to have Neto rn
lol Thomson really doesn't want to use the bullpen if he doesn't have to
>>149911319what is that ump movement?
As a cubs fan I'm so sorry
ready for the misorowski gillbert pitching duel?
schanuel thinks he's prime rickey lmao stop pretending you're fast you're a slow white boy
>>149911316What happened to Gallow. he's pitching now? What happened?
>>149911358giving him a tug job I bet
And the Yankees had to win all those games earlier in the season to fuck up their draft position next year.
Absolutely amazing game from Sanchez
>>149911375I'm ready for Cal to go 0/4 again LOL
>>149911376Schanuel not being fast is his secret weapon. Pitchers don't pay any attention to him and he steals bases that way
replica jerseys with the allstar patch are very heavily discounted right now b t w in case you donโt want to pay nike price
>>149911375>>149911414Don't be a shitter, get a hitter! Call Cal now!
>home run derby destroys cal's swing
>can't hit home runs anymore
this is the 10th fuckin time this has happened
>>149911410thats nice how was that all star game though
>>149911411First HR since June 7th
>>149911375Ready for the Mariners to lose
poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres
>last name Kirk
>Mexican
>Not Chicano
Surprised
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>>149911436the big juicer
>>149911444He's from Tijuana
>>149911444What are you surprised about?
>>149911391multiple entries
>>149911444i was too 5 years ago.
can't wait for /our/ mariners to sign no one at the deadline and finish 2 games out of the wildcard again
royals just tried back to back suicide squeezes
This is a sick fuarking joke
Whoโs that Aaron guy? The guy whoโs tied for 3rd place for home runs? I bet his team is pretty boring to watch.
>>149911464I hope that happens it would be very funny
>>149911464I'm thinking at least one snek is about to be a mariner.
>>149911480Dey not like us!
holy double play by the cubbie berries
>>149911437Boring until the Schwarbambino won the manfredoff
>>14991147753% rn and about to lose again tonight. /We/ can't hit guys who throw 100
Hahahahaha nice try but sorry umps, but we have replay!
>>149911480>thick Latina cheerleadersAye caramba
holy double play by the cubbie berries
>>149911480>literally everywhere but MLB gets cheerleadersfuck this gay org, they prefer we stare at mens' asses all day instead of sexy girls trying to hype us up
is there grease on the ball? wtf is going on?
Cubs catching all the breaks. Hill deserves better.
>Black Sabbath playing for your walk up song
Too early?
>>149911509You keep posting this and no matter how many times i tell you that you're wrong and several teams have cheerleaders. you're going to post it again fucking faggot
I post anime girls and I have serious opinions about baseball
>>149911533Bruihl sucks against righties
>>149911533>don't be scared of the roided up 7 foot monster manhmm
>>149911509my team has cheerleaders that dance on the dugout
Sit the FUUUUUCK down, Yaks!!!
>>149911520did you record this after taking off your pants in front of them?
I love anime and I love baseball. Suck it!
/mariners lamenters board/
>>149911513The only good thing black sabbath ever did was inspire type o negative.
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It worked again
>>149911509Don't be a bigot
Useless Jizz
I thought he was gonna be the next Granderson or something
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>>149911444CHECKED
thank you for posting about Mr. Kirk, the greatest living athlete
Lindor is Spanish for useless
>>149911533I don't know man I think just ignoring Judge entirely and pretending he's not real has been working pretty well for the past 6 games
>>149911560theyre literally one of the bands responsible for putting psychedelic rock and foundational heavy metal on the map
>>149911533>walks up to the plate>"War is God.">hits a home run with one armHow do you respond?
Pretty pathetic showing against Rich Hill
Good shit Zef. I really didn't have much faith in you
>>149911599i dont even like them but thats untrue and cringe
>>149911172>>149911113Id love her to mommy dom me!
jung hoo lee chants in atlanta
will be nice when he goes back to deserving those
>>149911600just like my islanders :)
i have three nu's ready, just say when and i'll post em
I think both Petes just got thrown out at the same time?? What are the odds
Coming for your seed Detroit
>>149911612left bases loaded on three whiffs
why didn't the indians keep their name and simply change their logo? there's nothing wrong with the name, right?
>>149911618He rarely strikes out. Makes a lot of contact but the ball always finds a glove :(
Booneโs gonna kill weaver
>>149911642the new indians logo
>>149911645my consolation is his eye and bat speed aren't the problem
I knew it. 3 of 4 days for Hoffman was too much.
I am ready for 5 innings of kino followed by total collapse.