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>>149496614STL: Matthew Liberatore pitched three-hit ball for six innings in the Cardinalsโ 7-0 shutout of the Guardians on Sunday
COL: Tyler Freeman was ejected from Sundayโs game against the Brewers for arguing balls and strikes
LAA: Mike Trout is not in the lineup for Sundayโs series finale against the Nationals
MIA: Otto Lopez is at shortstop and leading off on Sunday against the Diamondbacks
PIT: Dennis Santana will begin serving a three-game suspension on Sunday against the Mets
CLE: Gabriel Arias was removed from Sundayโs game against the Cardinals with a left ankle sprain
CWS: White Sox placed OF Luis Robert Jr. on the 10-day injured list, retroactive to June 26, with a left hamstring strain
Mets might never win a game again.
I think the DOYERS should score more runs!
Staph infection discourse on the Bonecast. Go M's.
Is this the thread known as โnuโโฆtho?
>KC Monarchs hat logo mogs KC Royals hat logo
Red lobster about to go bankrupt so their plan is to hire a diversity ceo and change target customer base to shaniquas and Jamal.
Topkek
bad day for JT. a win is a win!
We could realistically see five NL Central teams in the ploffs (astros plus three wild cards and division winner)
xz
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i cant believe he used to own the KC royals
>>149505913Shame. I'll miss the Cheddar Bay Biscuits.
MAKE THE F*CKIN PLAY! BE BETTER
>>149505915He needs to bunt in double play scenarios from now on
MAKE THE F*CKIN PLAY! BE BETTER
>>149505913Lol that was already their target base. It's been known as Black Lobster in my area for at least a decade
>>149505931I thought the Monarch was a negro leaguer?
royals pitcher name is "boob itch"
Alright umpbros only 9 more outs to secure this Astros victory! Then we can all have gay faggot sex together
>>149505875what does he do?
>>149506008that's just what they want you to think
>>149506025your name is Tait Jung Bu See
>>149505881Bitch get your new skin.
>>149505917>90s kids only know of this configurationfor me, it's the NL West Astros
>>149506061the same thing
>TE0-5CARdoes
astros got them seething again
>>149506079Saba doesn't care about the Dodgers
>>149506079maybe, if she mentions the doyers
>>149506005He still fucking sucks though. Every one of his "successful" outings includes a couple deep fly balls that make you clench your butthole
>end of pride month
>jason adam is dominating again
he's glad the homos are almost gone.
>>149506137my bad I'm retarded vgh that's kelly not even close in the order my bad again
>white fella named india
saar???
>>149506087Barves being in the NL West was even weirder in hindsight
>>149506004I have no idea. I haven't been there in 25 years.
>>149506171Isn't he hispanic?
People thought the Mets were contenders
Kek faggot midget, make the play. Why >we haven't cut this dumb cocksucker is beyond me. Get that little bitch off my team
>>149506264no they didn't. it was all deluded FAGGets hyping them.
>>149506061gets the weebs in a tizzy
Get Altuve off my team. That dude's the biggest fucking cuck of all time. Make the play you fucking loser.
>>149506262are hispanics not culturally white?
>>149506316t. Rags fan at the pride rally
>>149506306what type of bodily fluid is this?
>>149506358I bleed orange and navy blue. Altuve is a fucking loser for not making that play. Fuck him.
Leonardo DiCaprio wore an all-black Doyers hat to Bezos wedding
Ggs Flappy Frens <(^-^)> <3
>>149506422then you're not a lifelong, we bleed brick red and rainbows
>>149506395but enough about dingers
Sniffing out...oh yeah just right...sniffing sniffing...smells...yeah a falseflagger...a few posts above me...sniff...
>>149506264they still have a better record than your team
>>149506429powerful fundie
>>149506422Whatever Pablo. Fuck off. Go root for the toxins.
>chalamet on the hill
YOUR hollywood dodgers
>>149506516Make the play faggot
>>149505901>didnโt save the updated vers.Ngmi anonโฆ
>>149506532Kek! It's kino!
>>149506422You should be more grateful to the most important player in the Astros recent history
man those tacos look like shit
>>149506524>>149506516>>149506578>astros lifelongs out of no whereBeen following since 2000. I don't give a fuck about what alpoove did. If you can't make a basic popout play get the fuck off of my team.
>>149506591yeah wtf they looked terrible
Did Suarez ever actually serve that suspension?
>mets continue to slide
erm ok
>>149506598you couldn't even name the 2005 world series starting rotation, let alone the outfield from 2010-2012. you're fairweather at best
>>149506598>2000Get the fuck out of here zoomer
>>149505917Back when pooston wasn't completely unbearable. I miss those unis and I liked watching Jeff Bagwell play.
>>149506598I wish you and all astrofags nothing but pain and suffering
>>149506591I missed it, was it the dodgers taco night promo? I saw it yesterday and they do look like shit.
See little bitch. Abreau got it done. You can stop crying now. Go back to dilating
>>149506641Ironic :^)
>>149506658Fuck off pussy. I'm 40.
>>149506598>Been following since 2000.is that considered a longtime here?
>>149506578most important player in ALL history. He's going to eclipse Biggio for hits and he already brought more rings home than anyone in the past. Mike Scott, Nolan Ryan, Jimmy Wynn, cool and iconic, but in the end just irrelevant.
How can a team be so bad when they have so much money?
>>149506706weird concession
>>149506707Henlo S n e k fren :3
>>149506710>being old enough in 2000 to control your bowels, let alone watch baseballdo boomers really visit a weeb website?
>people still falling for the cubs maid that pretends to be a fan of whoever the cubs are playing
come on now
>>149506706If Iโm still on 4chan at 40 please just end me.
>fan since 2018
>>149506787I'm a girl tho
>>149506787Thinkin of cubbie maids
>>149506762>do boomers really visit a weeb website?where did you think all the banter you imitate originates from
>>149506787what the fuck are you saying
don't reply to the astromiguel
>the devil magic doesn't go tyler wade's way
ok, we're losing this game, gg
>>149506633Yeah he did. It was a day he wasn't needed lol.
El tiempo margs are goated no cap
I bet Wrigley dont have nothing like it. I know the official Chicago dish is a large thick sausage
>>149506801if you're on here long enough, you'll transition and take care of that yourself
>>149506887chicago dogs are good but i dont care for their lasagna pizza
not enough people are talking about my yanks
Poodre Moco-chan lives in Hillcrest.
not enough people are talking about the fact im a girl
not enough people are talking about the fact im a girl
>>149506913I got something you can yank.
Get this woman beating nigger off my screen already
>>149506989that's racist. you're racist.
>>149506931I don't, but you would be familiar with that area, anon.
pup
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>>149506755hello we need Corbin back
>>149506931>tfw lived in la jolla long enough to get that reference
>>149506912I had the original one at duo right next to Uno. Pretty good. I like it and the price wasn't bad since you cant really eat the whole thing.
I gave the leftovers to a jiggaboo bum.
>>149506953I used to come to 4chan in my formative years when I should have been working towards a career, but I decided as I started to decline, I'd spend the rest of my days traveling the world by sailboat instead.
>>149506989but Bauer is japanese
>>149506591brown people can't make food
>>149507027I liked him was fun on my team ^^ absoawootely awesome pitcher
>>149506865I'm never wrong...
this giants pitcher is a fairy
PRRRRRRTTTTTT
LMAO POOPDRES
>>149507104Your kidding right? Mediterranean and Mexican food are both top tier
REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN
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>>149507203>MexicanYou mean rice, bean and sauce slop?
Real beaner food isn't Chipotle or fajitas. Its sandwiches and refried frijoles. Beans with a side of jalapenis.
>>149507276Fuck my boricua ass
>>149507303I have always wondered, do cat girls have two set of ears?
fuck off and watch your own game doyerpacos
>>149507276we still have a better record than them and that's all that matters
>>149507322yes, obviously
>>149507276Oreos have Mets after Rangers I think.. Owo; hopefully MOAR wins for orange chickens
>>149507322two sets of every hole, anon
โtoids seething over my Mets again
>>149507104Do white people really?
>>149507287the fact that's all you've brought up means you've never had authentic mexican food and just food truck slop. Im not trying to put down what you think is good food but i cant recommend enough to try menudo, pozole, chile relleno or other real mexican foods.
>doyers letting the poodres live in their heads rent-free
lol. my yanks are too classy for this pacoshit. we're taking the world series this year lads
damn, that was a good catch miggy ro
I'm shocked that challenge went out way
>rojas doesn't trust slow ass teo
neither do we! thanks rojas
>>149507482if it's left to teo, he lets it fall
Sit the FUCK down!!!
Walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!
>doyers letting the poodres live in their heads rent-free
lol. my yanks are too classy for this pacoshit. we're taking the world series this year lads
>>149507468No. Daddy is back this year.
>>149507556Yanks aren't making it past the Tigs or Stors
i would titfuck hazel so hard brehs
>>149507468>my yanks are too classy for this pacoshit
>>149507095That's why he should come to Chunichi
>>149507509>>149507516Teo is fast but he won't risk getting hurt to make a play on top of taking shitty routes to the ball. he makes me miss Puig.
>>149507597Is that recent? She's still hot? I thought she was getting really fat.
>"if you have a sombrero throw it to this guy(valenzuela)"
that was pretty racist of scully
Worst ump Iโve ever seen. Congrats Umpstros
>>149507650it's just your standard milf weight
>bases loaded 1 out
>"Think positive thoughts and good things will happen. Send good vibes"
>Hits into a game ending double play
>"Didn't work"
>>149507661Nah. Hard to beat CB and Angel desu desu
>>149507686Huh yeah she still looks pretty good like she did 15 years ago when I was a horny college student.
Good game Cubs cya in October
gg cubs see you in the world series
Astros win!!
ggs cubbies
I told yal Framber was going to get our lick back. Yet another series win in a row. Now we have a easiest schedule in baseball going forward. See yal in Colorado.
Would of won yesterday if espada pulls out mccullers
>>149507814I unno.. Coloradawoo has almost 20 wins super scary D:
>>149507885i got sumthin 4 ya!!!
>>149507914BIG DICK WILLY
>>149507914awww someone's jealous of big dick willie!
>>149507914Dodgerchad army make ya seethe
>>149507914BIG DICK WILLY
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>>149507914BIG
DICK
WILLIE
5cb
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Keep it Cubgers related
Ump in Rangers game is a piece of shit.
doggie doos got em seething again
smith
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>>149507914BIG DICK WILLIE
Any other strobros hate that faggot Altuve?
>>149507914could be worse
woo~
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go go go
>>149507462no, what you just described is texmex
they have REAL mexican food in SoCal, and it's the blandest shit you'll ever eat. and it only seems to get worse as you travel south though central american, it's not until you reach brazil that you get real flavorful traditional dishes
>>149507998No hes my favorite player.
You can fuck off to San antonio sanchez.
>>149507401but that person isn't white...
gg Athletics. Good luck the rest of the way.
>poodres lose
>doyers seething
>ignoring they're about to lose a series to the 35-50 royals
>>149508043drake on a drake?
>>149508079>Worshipping Jose>y-your name is sanchez!!kek
Fuck out of my city bitch
Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.
Head for the park and greet the Fagets.
Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,
Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.
Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,
Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.
Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,
Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUpoabzGEk
another quality start with no run support from Kris Bubic!
The Croatian Sensation
The Croation Crusher
The Croation Cremator
everyones on steroids, arent they?
>itโs a seething flyover spams the thread edition of the genny
>>149508160Built for Cubs cock.
i bet bitches love will smith
loll
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implement the fucking salary cap (and floor) already
>>149508085Still white ppl food
>>149508059>and it's the blandest shit you'll ever eatMenudo is only for Mexicans and white people with SOUL. Also,
>it's not until you reach brazil that you get real flavorful traditional dishes>
>
>
holy fuck lmao, you have no taste whatsoever
poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres
muncy
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that funky muncy
>jesus tattoo on neck
NEVER FOULED IT OFF NOW
I NEVER FOULED
I GOT A FRIEND IN JEE-SUS
>>149508216>WE NEED MORE $600M SHITTERS!!!
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MUNCED
I sat with Max Muncy at a fancy dinner once, this gala charity event. We were in tuxes and he sat across from me. At one point early on a waiter brought out caesar salads, and Max started rubbing his tummy and making โyummyโ noises like a toddler. Just as I picked up my salad forkโMax Muncy slapped it out of my hands. โDonโt,โ he said, like scolding a dog. Stunned, I went to pick up the fork again but this time Max placed his sweaty hand on my wrist. โLike me,โ he growled. He then mimed rolling up his sleevesโฆand proceeded to eat his salad with his hands like Cookie Monster. Lettuce and croutons went flying from his fat hands to his mouth. I was about to ask, โWhat the fuck?โ but his blonde date made eye contact with me. She quickly shook her head, as if saying, โJust let him do this. He needs it.โ I forgot to ask for his autograph: my biggest regret.
Max6
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that funky muncy
>>149508312kek what a lil bitch you are
Kim is getting sent to the basement after this game
miggy ro is having a damn good game today
i guess i have to apologize to roberts for criticizing rojas over kim, huh
how does one achieve muncy natty
>My Jints :(
>Another double play to end the game
Oh well good to know our season is already over before July
>>149508381be a four-eyes!
Is that schizo anon who thinks there are โdoyerpacosโ dead yet?
good game chicago white sox
you are better than we are
Ohtani, what are you doing? (sigh)
Ohtani's gonna have a talk with miggy ro after ruining his GIDP parlay
>>149508448>rojas got out?>FUCK IT ME TOO
For those who wanted to see Kim, you might get your wish
I hate being a royals fan
>>149508484More of a gridiron town
>>149508160Built for BBC
BIG BUCCO COCK
Is that schizo anon who thinks there are โastromiguelsโ dead yet?
>>149508460LMAO why does he want to dress like that in public?
>>149508503*giggles in FAGGet*
>>149508477Kyute pupper :@
>>149508526it's bold, it's BRAVE
The latest /int/ raid has been by far the worst
I took a fat shit and I missed the top of the 7th.
>>149508526jeopardy forced him to
>>149508585Based ken jennings
>>149508573Thatโs what ur mum said last night lel
>Canha, hit a fuckin' homerun!
KEK
Wrobleski has done admirably this season
>three extra slurpers in a row
Manfred should outlaw this.
Extras should have the runner on third for bunt kino
dodgers have way too many asian, white, and white-looking players I LOVE IT
wrobleski, you amazing sob
>>149508612He's a solid starter. I guess they want to keep the top of the order getting 3 looks at him. wonder if that might change eventually.
>>149508602Bruh they literally own the team
>>149508621you guys seem to go into extra inning quite a bit
gibe
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>the yumbo yack is secured
>>149508702based on what? MSNBC?
>>149508702>LGBOkay okay based based
>TUgh
>>149508702I like him. feel bad for him but I had the Scottish accent stuck in my head this morning for some reason
>rojas injured
literally did the team a favor
>>149508691My poor bullpen.
>>149508643dookie butts is basically white too
>>149508759nah, he's a solid bench guy and clubhouse leader and great defensively as a sub at all the if positions
>>149508785>two black guys>latino; white-washed
Fucking Wayne calling every fly out like it's a homerun
Can ryan walker please be made into a catamite for san francisco's homeless population
>>149508759take that shit out of here
Rockies fantasy pitcher just blew the game kwab
>>149508809Please understand, doyer lifelongs don't understand the concept of depth
ANOTHER EXTRA INNING GAME, GIVE IT UP FOR GAME 3 OF EXTRA INNINGS
>intentionally walking a guy after 2 balls
Come on
Steven Nelson and EK are growing on me.
>extra innings for sea vs tex
Flip a coin for these irrelevant teams
>>149509062stockholm syndrome
Good bunt angle a better throwout
i watch almost every game on STREAMEAST, baby
>>149509075Mariners are in the wild card rn and the Rangers are trying to get there. It's actually a pretty important game for both teams.
I've got a thread to recycle when we need nu
>>149509062yeah. none of it is great but they're not awful. I like that Nelson goes all red ass when the Dodgers get fucked over also.
>>149508724silent majority's opinion: the post
>>149509114>Inning eater Kirby Yates
Okay, can we finally sell now? We are 0-13 with RISP and Suarez still suck. Can we like, get a bat and catcher please? Or at least sell
Garver does it again! 3-1 M's!
>>149509113I dunno if we face Mariners till later again in season but we do get texas next :D
Bases loaded for the Nats
muncy knows this ump is full of shit
NL Comedy Central got hands this year
>>149509219garver legacy game is hitting a single with risp. the bar could not be lower but we will take it
>>149509075This two gay ass shit teams
Ahhh Nolan should have thrown home
Why does Washington get three teams? Mariners, Nationals, Orioles. Shouldn't one move to Portland?
>Dreyer after a rain delay
>>149509341Nani? Oreos have been in Baltimore since 1800s
Recommend me good baseball animos and mangos
>putting vargas in for 3rd straight game instead of brash or munoz
good job dan
>>149509155OK, sell Suarez to Chunichi for cheap, not Hanshin.
GIVE IT UP FOR INNING 11!
>>149509442Thanks for smacking Yankees fren, I suppose thats fair play since the sweep
X (formerly known as Twitter) has better baseball discussion.
fuck that was the worst possible outcome
>>149509191Please fuck my ass
I love extra slurpings ^_^
GGs Royals,
good luck with your season
gg royals
good luck the rest of the season
salvy will tell you when it's a strike
WE LOVE IT
gg royals, good luck on your season
gg crowns. now let's see the california angels make it a perfect day (aside from the lump on my ball i have to get checked out lol)
my rocks are 1 out from exposing these frauds
trout
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Doyers won that game AND that series
gg royals
my 33 comeback win los angeles doyers win :D
gg Royals
gl making a second half push
Rockies one win away from cracking 20!
I'm glad we're tied but please just finish
>vagiants lose
>poodres lose
>Dodgers win
Today was a good day!
>>149509703you're winning this stop worrying
Look i think muncy muncy likes you!!!
"I LIKE EM BIG, I LIKE EM CHOONKY!!!"
>>149509620She gonna make some garlic bread with those baguettes
>>149509341this is as much exercise as my brain gets in a day
>>149509743nickel nickel knee
>>149509743All three BIRB teams won, also oreos within 5 of Bawston ^-^
>>149509703>>149509780battle of the blowpens
welp that was the Royals I expected to see all weekend so at least we made it fun Friday/Saturday
gg Dodgers good series
Gonna watch Nats A's until the tigers come on
>>149509809you should read more, do puzzles and shit.
>>149509848keep us posted
>>149509848The A's aren't playng the Nats.
What if the Dodgers are saving Snell, Sazaki, Glasnow, and Treinen for the postseason?
>>149509743say it with me this time
Easiest schedule in baseball
3 DOUBLE OF THE DAY FOR WARD
>>149509889say it with me this time
COPE
>>149509889Easy schedule dodgers
>>149509433One Outs for mind games
>>149509878Fuck you're right, was just thinking about that huge A outside Angel Stadium
How'd my Padres do today?
>>149509912*3RD
Also Lets Go Jo!
>>149509923What's gonna happen to that one now? Reused by other sport teams?
>>149509958I'm trying to desu. Sudoku is boring to me though
foureyes got out of that jam tho
>>149509960They have a USL soccer team there?
>>149510029Have to post it again kek
>>149510011>worst offense in the league>the 29th, 28th, 27th and 26th have all fired their hitting coachbut not us baby! how do I get that kind of job security?
>paco is going to post the image
KEK