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STL: Matthew Liberatore pitched three-hit ball for six innings in the Cardinals’ 7-0 shutout of the Guardians on Sunday
COL: Tyler Freeman was ejected from Sunday’s game against the Brewers for arguing balls and strikes
LAA: Mike Trout is not in the lineup for Sunday’s series finale against the Nationals
MIA: Otto Lopez is at shortstop and leading off on Sunday against the Diamondbacks
PIT: Dennis Santana will begin serving a three-game suspension on Sunday against the Mets
CLE: Gabriel Arias was removed from Sunday’s game against the Cardinals with a left ankle sprain
CWS: White Sox placed OF Luis Robert Jr. on the 10-day injured list, retroactive to June 26, with a left hamstring strain

Jazzkees

Mets might never win a game again.

SH0-4HEI

jints

I think the DOYERS should score more runs!

dodgers

Mococo seething

Staph infection discourse on the Bonecast. Go M's.

Is this the thread known as “nu”…tho?

Arriba!

Let's do this.

Red lobster about to go bankrupt so their plan is to hire a diversity ceo and change target customer base to shaniquas and Jamal.
Topkek

bad day for JT. a win is a win!

We could realistically see five NL Central teams in the ploffs (astros plus three wild cards and division winner)

i cant believe he used to own the KC royals

Yankees

>>149505913
Shame. I'll miss the Cheddar Bay Biscuits.

MAKE THE F*CKIN PLAY! BE BETTER

>>149505915
He needs to bunt in double play scenarios from now on

What’s a royal?

Angels

MAKE THE F*CKIN PLAY! BE BETTER

>>149505913
Lol that was already their target base. It's been known as Black Lobster in my area for at least a decade

stromboli did it

>>149505931
I thought the Monarch was a negro leaguer?

strikes? dude. what?

royals pitcher name is "boob itch"

I Canha hit anymore

anglels

Alright umpbros only 9 more outs to secure this Astros victory! Then we can all have gay faggot sex together

>>149505875
what does he do?

>>149506008
that's just what they want you to think

>>149506025
your name is Tait Jung Bu See

>>149505881
Bitch get your new skin.

>>149505917
>90s kids only know of this configuration
for me, it's the NL West Astros

>>149506061
the same thing
>TE0-5CAR
does

>>149506008
KC Kangz

astros got them seething again

>>149506079
Saba doesn't care about the Dodgers

>>149506079
maybe, if she mentions the doyers

>>149506090
Gib teo back.

>>149506061
he does

>>149506005
He still fucking sucks though. Every one of his "successful" outings includes a couple deep fly balls that make you clench your butthole

>>149506079
ToT

attahapper

>end of pride month
>jason adam is dominating again
he's glad the homos are almost gone.

>>149506137
my bad I'm retarded vgh that's kelly not even close in the order my bad again

>white fella named india
saar???

>>149506087
Barves being in the NL West was even weirder in hindsight

>>149506004
I have no idea. I haven't been there in 25 years.

>>149506171
he redeemed

>>149506171
Isn't he hispanic?

People thought the Mets were contenders

>>149506079
pedo energy

Kek faggot midget, make the play. Why >we haven't cut this dumb cocksucker is beyond me. Get that little bitch off my team

>>149506264
no they didn't. it was all deluded FAGGets hyping them.

>>149506061
gets the weebs in a tizzy

Get Altuve off my team. That dude's the biggest fucking cuck of all time. Make the play you fucking loser.

>>149506262
are hispanics not culturally white?

>>149506316
t. Rags fan at the pride rally

>>149506306
what type of bodily fluid is this?

FAGGets kek!

DYING
OUT

FAGGets kek!

>>149506358
I bleed orange and navy blue. Altuve is a fucking loser for not making that play. Fuck him.

Leonardo DiCaprio wore an all-black Doyers hat to Bezos wedding

Ggs Flappy Frens <(^-^)> <3

Tie ballgame.

>>149506422
then you're not a lifelong, we bleed brick red and rainbows

>>149506395
but enough about dingers

Sniffing out...oh yeah just right...sniffing sniffing...smells...yeah a falseflagger...a few posts above me...sniff...

>>149506264
they still have a better record than your team

>>149506422
who hurt you

>>149506429
powerful fundie

>>149506422
Whatever Pablo. Fuck off. Go root for the toxins.

>chalamet on the hill
YOUR hollywood dodgers

>>149506516
Make the play faggot

>>149505901
>didn’t save the updated vers.
Ngmi anon…

>>149506532
Kek! It's kino!

>>149506422
You should be more grateful to the most important player in the Astros recent history

man those tacos look like shit

>>149506524
>>149506516
>>149506578
>astros lifelongs out of no where
Been following since 2000. I don't give a fuck about what alpoove did. If you can't make a basic popout play get the fuck off of my team.

>>149506591
yeah wtf they looked terrible

>>149506591
>>149506606
Pic?

Did Suarez ever actually serve that suspension?

>mets continue to slide
erm ok

>>149506598
you couldn't even name the 2005 world series starting rotation, let alone the outfield from 2010-2012. you're fairweather at best

>>149506598
>2000

Get the fuck out of here zoomer

>>149505917
Back when pooston wasn't completely unbearable. I miss those unis and I liked watching Jeff Bagwell play.

>>149506598
I wish you and all astrofags nothing but pain and suffering

>>149506591
I missed it, was it the dodgers taco night promo? I saw it yesterday and they do look like shit.

See little bitch. Abreau got it done. You can stop crying now. Go back to dilating

>>149506641
Ironic :^)
>>149506658
Fuck off pussy. I'm 40.

sneks

>>149506598
>Been following since 2000.
is that considered a longtime here?

>>149506578
most important player in ALL history. He's going to eclipse Biggio for hits and he already brought more rings home than anyone in the past. Mike Scott, Nolan Ryan, Jimmy Wynn, cool and iconic, but in the end just irrelevant.

How can a team be so bad when they have so much money?

>>149506706
weird concession

>>149506707
Henlo S n e k fren :3

>>149506710
>being old enough in 2000 to control your bowels, let alone watch baseball
do boomers really visit a weeb website?

>people still falling for the cubs maid that pretends to be a fan of whoever the cubs are playing
come on now

>>149506706
If I’m still on 4chan at 40 please just end me.

>fan since 2018

>>149506787
I'm a girl tho

>>149506787
Thinkin of cubbie maids

>>149506762
>do boomers really visit a weeb website?
where did you think all the banter you imitate originates from

>>149506787
what the fuck are you saying

don't reply to the astromiguel

>>149506811
cringe

>the devil magic doesn't go tyler wade's way
ok, we're losing this game, gg

JUDGED x2

>>149506831
cringe

ward gidp incoming

>>149506633
Yeah he did. It was a day he wasn't needed lol.

El tiempo margs are goated no cap
I bet Wrigley dont have nothing like it. I know the official Chicago dish is a large thick sausage

That'll do.

>>149506826
I'm saying you got baited by >>149506598 >>149506422 >>149506316

>>149506801
if you're on here long enough, you'll transition and take care of that yourself

I'm literally a girl lol

>>149506887
chicago dogs are good but i dont care for their lasagna pizza

not enough people are talking about my yanks

WARDYBOY!!!

>>149506912
mustard?

Poodre Moco-chan lives in Hillcrest.

not enough people are talking about the fact im a girl

not enough people are talking about the fact im a girl

>>149506913
I got something you can yank.

I still Canha hit

Get this woman beating nigger off my screen already

>>149506899
Checked.

>>149506989
that's racist. you're racist.

>>149506931
I don't, but you would be familiar with that area, anon.

>>149506755
hello we need Corbin back

>>149506931
>tfw lived in la jolla long enough to get that reference

PRRRRRRT

>>149506912
I had the original one at duo right next to Uno. Pretty good. I like it and the price wasn't bad since you cant really eat the whole thing.
I gave the leftovers to a jiggaboo bum.

>>149506931
*El Cajon

REDS TIE IT

>>149506953
I used to come to 4chan in my formative years when I should have been working towards a career, but I decided as I started to decline, I'd spend the rest of my days traveling the world by sailboat instead.

POOPDRES

>>149506989
but Bauer is japanese

>>149506591
brown people can't make food

>>149507027
I liked him was fun on my team ^^ absoawootely awesome pitcher

SH0-4EI

FUCKING GIANTS

>>149506865
I'm never wrong...

this giants pitcher is a fairy

Kill me

PRRRRRRTTTTTT

LMAO POOPDRES

poodres lol

>>149507104
Your kidding right? Mediterranean and Mexican food are both top tier

>doubleplay
no...

REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN

Poodrepacos lel

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>POODRES
BAU BAU

>>149506899
99 for a 99

Mets bros

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>149507203
>Mexican
You mean rice, bean and sauce slop?
Real beaner food isn't Chipotle or fajitas. Its sandwiches and refried frijoles. Beans with a side of jalapenis.

>>149507242
a bau bau bau

>>149507276
Fuck my boricua ass

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

WHAT A DUMP!

>>149507303
I have always wondered, do cat girls have two set of ears?

my umpies :)

fuck off and watch your own game doyerpacos

>>149507276
we still have a better record than them and that's all that matters

>>149507322
yes, obviously

>>149507276
Oreos have Mets after Rangers I think.. Owo; hopefully MOAR wins for orange chickens

>>149507322
two sets of every hole, anon

‘toids seething over my Mets again

We’re all behind ICE

>>149507104
Do white people really?

chalamet is too good

>>149507287
the fact that's all you've brought up means you've never had authentic mexican food and just food truck slop. Im not trying to put down what you think is good food but i cant recommend enough to try menudo, pozole, chile relleno or other real mexican foods.

>doyers letting the poodres live in their heads rent-free
lol. my yanks are too classy for this pacoshit. we're taking the world series this year lads

damn, that was a good catch miggy ro

I'm shocked that challenge went out way

>rojas doesn't trust slow ass teo
neither do we! thanks rojas

>>149507482
if it's left to teo, he lets it fall

FAGGets kek!

Sit the FUCK down!!!
Walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!

>doyers letting the poodres live in their heads rent-free
lol. my yanks are too classy for this pacoshit. we're taking the world series this year lads

>>149507468
No. Daddy is back this year.

>>149507556
Yanks aren't making it past the Tigs or Stors

i would titfuck hazel so hard brehs

>>149507468
>my yanks are too classy for this pacoshit

>>149507095
That's why he should come to Chunichi

>>149507509
>>149507516
Teo is fast but he won't risk getting hurt to make a play on top of taking shitty routes to the ball. he makes me miss Puig.

O kek

doyerpacos seething kek

>>149507597
Is that recent? She's still hot? I thought she was getting really fat.

>"if you have a sombrero throw it to this guy(valenzuela)"
that was pretty racist of scully

Worst ump I’ve ever seen. Congrats Umpstros

Strike zero, YOU'RE OUT!

>>149507650
it's just your standard milf weight

>bases loaded 1 out
>"Think positive thoughts and good things will happen. Send good vibes"
>Hits into a game ending double play
>"Didn't work"

>>149507661
Nah. Hard to beat CB and Angel desu desu

>>149507686
Huh yeah she still looks pretty good like she did 15 years ago when I was a horny college student.

Good game Cubs cya in October

Real ‘toid hours

gg cubs see you in the world series

Astros win!!
ggs cubbies
I told yal Framber was going to get our lick back. Yet another series win in a row. Now we have a easiest schedule in baseball going forward. See yal in Colorado.

BIG WILLY

SMITH!!!

BIG DICK WILLIE

BIG DICK WILLIE

BIG WILL IN KANSAS CITY

big DICK willie

B
I
G

D
I
C
K

W
I
L
L
I
E

let's get Jake home

BIG DICK WILLIE

BIG DICK WILLIE

based smeth

discord

Would of won yesterday if espada pulls out mccullers

>>149507814
I unno.. Coloradawoo has almost 20 wins super scary D:

>>149507840
>>149507843
>>149507853
>>149507858
>>149507861
>>149507872
Embarassing

>>149507885
i got sumthin 4 ya!!!

>>149507914
BIG DICK WILLY

>>149507914
awww someone's jealous of big dick willie!

>>149507914
Dodgerchad army make ya seethe

>>149507914
BIG DICK WILLY

DOYAS

>>149507914
BIG
DICK
WILLIE

Keep it Cubgers related

Ump in Rangers game is a piece of shit.

doggie doos got em seething again

wonderful

>>149507914
BIG DICK WILLIE

Any other strobros hate that faggot Altuve?

>>149507914
gonna cry?

>>149507914
could be worse

go go go

>>149507914
:)

>>149507462
no, what you just described is texmex

they have REAL mexican food in SoCal, and it's the blandest shit you'll ever eat. and it only seems to get worse as you travel south though central american, it's not until you reach brazil that you get real flavorful traditional dishes

>>149507998
No hes my favorite player.
You can fuck off to San antonio sanchez.

>>149507401
but that person isn't white...

gg Athletics. Good luck the rest of the way.

it takes two!

>poodres lose
>doyers seething
>ignoring they're about to lose a series to the 35-50 royals

A Doggy Double Play

>>149508043
drake on a drake?

>>149508079
>Worshipping Jose
>y-your name is sanchez!!
kek
Fuck out of my city bitch

>>149508137
>>149508115

Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.
Head for the park and greet the Fagets.
Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,
Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.
Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,
Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.
Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,
Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUpoabzGEk

another quality start with no run support from Kris Bubic!
The Croatian Sensation
The Croation Crusher
The Croation Cremator

>>149507435
^

everyones on steroids, arent they?

FAGGets kek!

>>149508160
FAGGets kek!

Andy P!

>>149508160
Built for Cubs cock.

i bet bitches love will smith

implement the fucking salary cap (and floor) already

PANDY

Andy P!

>>149508085
Still white ppl food

>>149508059
>and it's the blandest shit you'll ever eat
Menudo is only for Mexicans and white people with SOUL. Also,
>it's not until you reach brazil that you get real flavorful traditional dishes
>
>
>
holy fuck lmao, you have no taste whatsoever

poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres

THAT FUNKY MUNCHY!

>>149508202
ironic

that funky muncy

>>149508160
FAGGets kek!

that funky muncy

>jesus tattoo on neck
NEVER FOULED IT OFF NOW
I NEVER FOULED
I GOT A FRIEND IN JEE-SUS

munce status?

that funky muncy

>>149508216
>WE NEED MORE $600M SHITTERS!!!

MUNCED

>>149508275
>>149508279
>>149508284
>>149508295
embarassing

I sat with Max Muncy at a fancy dinner once, this gala charity event. We were in tuxes and he sat across from me. At one point early on a waiter brought out caesar salads, and Max started rubbing his tummy and making “yummy” noises like a toddler. Just as I picked up my salad fork—Max Muncy slapped it out of my hands. “Don’t,” he said, like scolding a dog. Stunned, I went to pick up the fork again but this time Max placed his sweaty hand on my wrist. “Like me,” he growled. He then mimed rolling up his sleeves…and proceeded to eat his salad with his hands like Cookie Monster. Lettuce and croutons went flying from his fat hands to his mouth. I was about to ask, “What the fuck?” but his blonde date made eye contact with me. She quickly shook her head, as if saying, “Just let him do this. He needs it.” I forgot to ask for his autograph: my biggest regret.

>>149508243
>t. toid

that funky muncy

Yippie!

>>149508312
kek what a lil bitch you are

miggy ro!

>>149508277
*iconic
FTFY

MIGGY RO!

Kim is getting sent to the basement after this game

miggy ro is having a damn good game today

Miggy-Ro!

Max "Glue Man" Muncy

>>149508312
too true

oh yeah oh yeah

i guess i have to apologize to roberts for criticizing rojas over kim, huh

how does one achieve muncy natty

>My Jints :(
>Another double play to end the game
Oh well good to know our season is already over before July

SH0-4HEI STATUS?

>>149508381
be a four-eyes!

DODGER DOO DOO DEAD

Is that schizo anon who thinks there are “doyerpacos” dead yet?

miggy no!

>>149508345
not so fast

good game chicago white sox

you are better than we are

Nice one Moore

Ohtani, what are you doing? (sigh)

gg White Sox :(

Ohtani's gonna have a talk with miggy ro after ruining his GIDP parlay

>>149508448
>rojas got out?
>FUCK IT ME TOO

SNEKS

For those who wanted to see Kim, you might get your wish

>>149508463
kek

I hate being a royals fan

>>149508448
Strike 3 bro.

>>149508484
More of a gridiron town

>>149508160
Built for BBC
BIG BUCCO COCK

>>149508484
Sigh

Is that schizo anon who thinks there are “astromiguels” dead yet?

>>149508460
LMAO why does he want to dress like that in public?

>>149508503
*giggles in FAGGet*

>>149508477
Kyute pupper :@

>>149508526
it's bold, it's BRAVE

ayy miggy's alright

Brewers tbqhwyf

The latest /int/ raid has been by far the worst

>>149508512
>>149508418
get a room

I took a fat shit and I missed the top of the 7th.

>>149508526
jeopardy forced him to

>>149508565
Qrd

>>149508585
Based ken jennings

fucking tendies

>>149508573
That’s what ur mum said last night lel

I Canha catch a break

>Canha, hit a fuckin' homerun!
KEK

Wrobleski has done admirably this season

>three extra slurpers in a row
Manfred should outlaw this.

Extras should have the runner on third for bunt kino

dodgers have way too many asian, white, and white-looking players I LOVE IT

wrobleski, you amazing sob

>>149508612
He's a solid starter. I guess they want to keep the top of the order getting 3 looks at him. wonder if that might change eventually.

Wrobleski,Great

based wrob

>>149508602
Bruh they literally own the team

>>149508621
you guys seem to go into extra inning quite a bit

>>149508610
>>149508611
>Canha
He's based

>>149508702
based on what? MSNBC?

>>149508702
>LGB
Okay okay based based
>T
Ugh

>>149508702
I like him. feel bad for him but I had the Scottish accent stuck in my head this morning for some reason

>rojas injured
literally did the team a favor

>>149508691
My poor bullpen.

>>149508643
dookie butts is basically white too

>>149508759
nah, he's a solid bench guy and clubhouse leader and great defensively as a sub at all the if positions

>>149508785
>two black guys
>latino; white-washed

Fucking Wayne calling every fly out like it's a homerun

Can ryan walker please be made into a catamite for san francisco's homeless population

>>149508759
take that shit out of here

Rockies fantasy pitcher just blew the game kwab

>>149508809
Please understand, doyer lifelongs don't understand the concept of depth

ANOTHER EXTRA INNING GAME, GIVE IT UP FOR GAME 3 OF EXTRA INNINGS

>>149508968
M o a r

Bring it home Doyers!

>intentionally walking a guy after 2 balls
Come on

>yates clean inning
yay

Steven Nelson and EK are growing on me.

Poyo!

>extra innings for sea vs tex
Flip a coin for these irrelevant teams

Test

>>149509062
stockholm syndrome

Good bunt angle a better throwout

i watch almost every game on STREAMEAST, baby

>>149509075
Mariners are in the wild card rn and the Rangers are trying to get there. It's actually a pretty important game for both teams.

excellent work

I've got a thread to recycle when we need nu

>>149509062
yeah. none of it is great but they're not awful. I like that Nelson goes all red ass when the Dodgers get fucked over also.

>>149508724
silent majority's opinion: the post

>>149509114
>Inning eater Kirby Yates

Okay, can we finally sell now? We are 0-13 with RISP and Suarez still suck. Can we like, get a bat and catcher please? Or at least sell

Newman!

Got the lead!

please pound my zone

Garver does it again! 3-1 M's!

>>149509113
I dunno if we face Mariners till later again in season but we do get texas next :D

Bases loaded for the Nats

>>149509213
go braves!

tommy E & andy P

muncy knows this ump is full of shit

NL Comedy Central got hands this year

>>149509219
garver legacy game is hitting a single with risp. the bar could not be lower but we will take it

>>149509075
This two gay ass shit teams

Ahhh Nolan should have thrown home

how

>>149509293
Yes, very.

Why does Washington get three teams? Mariners, Nationals, Orioles. Shouldn't one move to Portland?

yo that was a dead ball

>>149509065
>>149509114
>>149509152
based

>>149509341
'uth 'uke

Close em out Dreyer!

>>149509392
gay

I'm out.

GAYriners ahahahaha

>>149509341
Nani? Oreos have been in Baltimore since 1800s

>xheattle
oof

Recommend me good baseball animos and mangos

>putting vargas in for 3rd straight game instead of brash or munoz
good job dan

My angels got bailed out

>Andruw Monasterio
dafuq

>>149509155
OK, sell Suarez to Chunichi for cheap, not Hanshin.

>>149509410
KEK

seager tie game bitches

GIVE IT UP FOR INNING 11!

>>149509442
Thanks for smacking Yankees fren, I suppose thats fair play since the sweep

X (formerly known as Twitter) has better baseball discussion.

fuck that was the worst possible outcome

>>149509191
Please fuck my ass

I love extra slurpings ^_^

STRIKE 4

based retard ump

DOYERS WIN!

GGs Royals,
good luck with your season

gg royals
good luck the rest of the season

salvy will tell you when it's a strike

WE LOVE IT
gg royals, good luck on your season

gg crowns. now let's see the california angels make it a perfect day (aside from the lump on my ball i have to get checked out lol)

my rocks are 1 out from exposing these frauds

So they lost today.

GG ROYALS

Doyers won that game AND that series
gg royals

my 33 comeback win los angeles doyers win :D

gg Royals
gl making a second half push

Rockies one win away from cracking 20!

Doyers win!!!

I'm glad we're tied but please just finish

good series, royals

>vagiants lose
>poodres lose
>Dodgers win
Today was a good day!

>>149509743
up 6.5

>>149509703
you're winning this stop worrying

>mets lost
FAGGets kek!!!

1 2 3 inning, nice.

Look i think muncy muncy likes you!!!

"I LIKE EM BIG, I LIKE EM CHOONKY!!!"

>>149509620
She gonna make some garlic bread with those baguettes

>>149509341
this is as much exercise as my brain gets in a day

>>149509743
nickel nickel knee

>>149509777
7*

>>149509743
All three BIRB teams won, also oreos within 5 of Bawston ^-^

>>149509703
>>149509780
battle of the blowpens

welp that was the Royals I expected to see all weekend so at least we made it fun Friday/Saturday
gg Dodgers good series

Gonna watch Nats A's until the tigers come on

>>149509809
you should read more, do puzzles and shit.

>>149509848
keep us posted

>>149509848
The A's aren't playng the Nats.

What if the Dodgers are saving Snell, Sazaki, Glasnow, and Treinen for the postseason?

>>149509743
say it with me this time

Easiest schedule in baseball

3 DOUBLE OF THE DAY FOR WARD

>>149509889
say it with me this time

COPE

>>149509889
Easy schedule dodgers

>>149509433
One Outs for mind games

>>149509878
Fuck you're right, was just thinking about that huge A outside Angel Stadium

How'd my Padres do today?

>>149509912
*3RD

Also Lets Go Jo!

pov: you're a doyers fan

>>149505872
>>149505872
>>149505872
Remember to recycle

>>149509889
Correct

>>149509855
no u

>>149509923
What's gonna happen to that one now? Reused by other sport teams?

>>149509958
I'm trying to desu. Sudoku is boring to me though

foureyes got out of that jam tho

>>149509960
They have a USL soccer team there?

lil bro is LOST

these teams fucking suck

Are the Marlins frisky?

?

>>149510029
Have to post it again kek

>>149510011
>worst offense in the league
>the 29th, 28th, 27th and 26th have all fired their hitting coach
but not us baby! how do I get that kind of job security?

mitch the bitch

GARVSAUCE

RIP Rags

GOATver

>>149505872
>>149505872

>paco is going to post the image
KEK