Thread 149554885

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doyers

>>149554886
>>149554888
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT EVERY TIME I MAKE A THREAD!!! I had a good OP too :(

>>149554896
it can be recycled do not fret

Have you come to terms with Ohtani about to get his 4th unanimous MVP yet /mlb/? He's the GOAT. There's no denying it anymore.

>>149554902
GOAT at being your homosexual crush.
Recycle later edition:
>>149554884
>>149554884
>>149554884

>>149554885 (OP)
This thread sucks. Teamies own you. Faggot

Boyd lookin solid

I only respect teams on the West Coast. Everyone else can go get curbstomped. You will never understand us.

>>149554929
It’s weird that my work computer chose a gif of Manoah as a gif suggestion… right? Of all players?

just got off the phone with my reps from planet retard, you're not gonna like what they had to say about you guys...

o kek

>>149554955
kek!

>>149554902
>ohtani ohtani ohtani I like ohtani the best are you ready to admit he’s good?
Kek, retards like you (outsider who never played the game and only just started watching it cause you’re a shut in who’s obsessed with Japanese culture) are why he gets so much hate.

zzz

What is it with guys like this Swede and the Dane and the ohtani obsession? Is it some kind of weird eurocuck fantasy whereby they’re getting one over on America because a Japanese guy is really good at baseball?

jintsbros we are SO fucking back

urg

>>149555054
From what I've seen, for non-americans and minorities sports are less about rooting for a team and more about worshiping an individual player like they are pop stars or idols.

Consider, for example, this post: >>149554902. He NEEDS us, the generally American posting audience of /mlb/ to admit that his favorite player, Shohei Ohtani, is the greatest player of all time in a sport he’d never watched before 2017. Why? What’s does he gain from waging this guerrilla marketing campaign for the wealthiest baseball athlete playing the game at the moment?

>>149555073
they don't have to worry, my padres are in an awful slump too so they can still get 2nd maybe

Doyers

The White Sox comeback is incoming. Never lost your smile patriots

>>149555335
les do it
t. dodgerfan

>>149555346
This is me when we have a surprise victory at your own stadium

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGHHH

the super mega baseball 4 ballpark ps4/ps5 edition is on sale for 8 dollars again (marked down from 80.) I finally bought it. Jays got me hyped right now and I saw someone mention it earlier today.

that funky muncy

>>149555667
It’s good, I have a season going and once you get the difficulty locked in to make it competitive for yourself it’s really fun.
>>149555666
I will never get better digits than this in my life kek wheeze ugh

actually this game look kind of gay

but it's downloading, i'll play some before the jays game tomorrow

holy fuck al leiter is in this game

>>149555707
Just play with the real players and not the retarded fake made up ones. It’s worth $8 easily.

>>149555749
Ya, I'm looking at a lost of real players right now, there are so many names there I recognize from when I was a kid to now, so many blue jays legends and players from that era. I'm gonna have fun building a team.

>>149555752
Paul Molitor is my lead off hitter

>>149555804
He also has one of the sexiest buttholes in baseball

>>149555810
I know why do you think I chose him to lead off?

>>149555666
sigh

wtf did they mean by this??

>>149556016
swipe that shit homie dodgers win and we drink

>>149555667
>owning consoles past the PS2

>>149556389
>he doesn't have a Switch for his baseball cuckshed

>>149556431
>he plays Switch games on a Switch instead of a Deck

We need nu tho

>>149556389
i have a ps4. just played the show.
let's just say the jays took care of the stankees (again)

>>149556593
>owning a PS4
bro you owned yourself

>>149556711
MLB the show is fun Luigi, Diamond Dynasty is the best "ultimate team" on the sports market by a mile. If you gotta pinch pennies I get it but don't knock it till you try it.

Good morning /mlb/, my Jays are going for the division lead today.

Hey guys, I'm back from holiday
Been enjoying watching the jays beat the yankpees

. . . . .

Good luck with Jays

>>149556857
mariners can beat the royals
I believe

>>149556833
checked and kek'd
gm. go jays

>>149556971
We have to believe.

GM. Fire Aaron Boone immediately.

>>149557191
Gay mets lad

>>149557191
Rough morning for New York sports media.

>>149554939
Judgy has so much aura...

>>149557202
Every year the same lackadaisical play and bad fundamentals, the same lack of heart, and only one common factor in all of this. No more excuses for Baboone. I don’t care about his w-l record.

>>149557271
Wangs-licked? Man's a horse

Yankees shouldn’t fire Boone they should remove him from the manager position and make him the teams mascot, call him Yankee Booner Dandy and make him dress up like a jester and dance like a clown l

>>149557290
Haha yeah a sexy clown

>>149557290
boonies got his eye on a full time position at jomboy

gm

>>149557290
Dress him up like a sexy clown and call him Yankee Boner Handy & he fiddles his migroBenis

>>149557290
>>149557328
Yes these are all good ideas let’s keep brainstorming

>>149557290
>>149557328
>>149557345
Dress him up like Brainy Storm, stormchasing pansexual

>>149557328
Okay okay.

I’m a Yankee Booner Dandy
I’m yankin booners til I die
A real dumb faggot in a pinstriped suit
Suckin off twenty seven guys

I called the non-emergency cringe line

I think we just fixed the Yankees guys

>>149554902
DEIMVPs don't count and will be stripped by trump
they're only trying to erase barry bonds from the history books

gm

>>149557309
Every time I see this dog I think of Charles Leclerc's pup

>WFH today
Gonna make home fries, cobbee and an omelet to enjoy with the rain delay games

>>149556798
I'm more of an OOTP guy myself

Let me ask you guys something; would you suck off another man if it meant that your team would win 3 pennants and 2 Worls Series in five years? Cause I thought it was bullshit too but now my team is 1/1 in both pennants and World Series ever since.

>>149557593
based spreadsheet with graphics enjoyer

>>149557734
>kill your personality and opinions, OR YOU WONT GET PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!
miss me with that NPC psyop

>>149557745
Just hide your power level anon. Surely you don't open conversations with women talking about immigrants.

>>149556016
Jannies saved the game so you could lose the game

>>149557191
We'll make a half assed attempt in the trade deadline, pick up a couple of DFA shitters, and proceed as normal. If Boone never hit that home run in 2003, we would've never been in this mess.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/45636526/diamondbacks-ban-season-ticket-holder-interference

snek bros...

>>149557290
Aaron Boone is running a summer camp for kids who want to play baseball.

oof madone

>>149557833
https://youtu.be/bhMFQtYyzpw?si=PqSrHJPaKyy6i720
fuck that asshole, dude is using this as a chance to do media rounds and promote his books. He wants to be Zack Hample so bad.

>>149557810
Not what the pic says

>>149557810
Also fuck that, I dont want an NPC wife.
Sure you should hide your power level around NPCs, but if you have to hide it in your own home too you married the wrong gal

>>149557863
how are the mets even in this predicament? i thought they were more effective at spending than the yanks.

>>149557863
only in new york! fuggeddaboutit!

I'm walkin heah

The protagonist has to take his beating and lose before he can bounce back more powerful than ever. It’s scriptwriting 101 my anime friends.

>>149558061
i seriously hope this guy never becomes our 1B.

>>149557888
that's why you make her emotionally dependent on you first.

>>149554885 (OP)
hitting solo home runs when your team is up by 5 runs already doesn't really bolster your team's chances of winning...

>>149555303
huh?

>>149556857
>>149557041
why are you awake and posting at 4am?

>>149558178
Anthony freakin' Recker.
...'nuff said!

>>149557483
>64 respondents

>>149557863
seems like an arbitary date to start, what is their combined record in June, like .500?

>>149558184
this image reminds me of that time I went to a dodgers game

>>149558184
You have a talent for jokes, but you're yellow too.
kek

>>149558233
australia is a lot like canada in that manner. Lots of sqft but 90% of the population lives in 5% of the land. Did you know that 90% of the entire canadian population lives within 100 miles of the US border?

>>149558276
I believe China also briefly declared war on birds.

>>149558278
South America was similar to that until very recently, Europe had a population 4 times the size of it until the 20th century.

>>149557202
lol boone just got an extension. he's not going anywhere stinkeefags.

>>149558376
cashman is the one that needs to go

>Doyers are being sued by a Trump subsidiary
Just let me enjoy America's pastime

>>149558376
>>149558397
Neither will be going. We are cursed.

>>149558376
Your mothers a stinky faggot.

>>149558428
>brings up politics
>"pls don't bring up poltiks"
doyerpacos, everyone

>>149558497
>reading comprehension

>>149558497
Don't sue my baseball team. Simple as.

Kershaw is 3 Ks away from 3K. Will you watch tonight?

>>149558428
>>149558556
basado y rojopastillado bros…

My poodres finna get swept today :(

>>149558453
I promise you, if the Yanks go from being in the World Series to scrambling for a playoff spot. Aaron Boone will be fired.

This is not 2023, where the greatest hitter in baseball went down with an injury; we have arguably a better team than '23 and '24. There is NO excuse.

Look at the American League, there isn't any competition. Detroit isn't good, Cleveland isn't good.

He does not deserve the privilege to manage a $300M roster.

>>149558572
Bet you $20 Stafford will be attending tonight

>>149557191
keep him around until Saturday

>>149558679
>Detroit isn't good
You wish

>>149558679
>Look at the American League, there isn't any competition
this sort of thinking is what gets you raped by randos. Yes the AL is weaker than the NL, but don't think for a second that winning is a given

>>149558702
The American League is not a beast that needs to be outrun. The Yankees just keep finding ways to lose. Consider the World Series. The Yankees were in every game competitively (disregarding the 1 blowout), they just FOUND a way to lose through errors.

>>149558762
The Division isn't good. The Rays are going to regress to the mean. They just have to. We've played the Blue Jays before as well, they are NOT a good team. We're capable of defeating this division and this league easily.

>>149558178
It was 5am.

I'm a woman btw

>>149558663
Nice!

>>149558173
>proud NPC
good goy

>>149558114
Someone post the map of Australia showing the funny names they have for cities, like "niggerpoint"

Good mornings can Bawston keep losing so we can ketchup? Thank yew.

guineanon is kind of obnoxious desu

>>149558773
Blue Jays are winning the games they're capable of and punting games when they gotta. All I see the Yankees doing is crumbling because their bullpen and fielding sucks.

Tampa had a golden opporitunity to take the lead in the East but got dropped 2 to the A's

dodgers are the best homie you wish you was us

>>149558964
I would say give Gausman back but ehh.. Never know what you're getting with him, our starter yesterday did better yet again relievers let down against Texas

Baybaw in a few minutes :)

>>149558964
You're delusional. Nobody is scared of the Blue Jays in October.

Will it be unanimous this year as well?

Doyers

>>149559102
Canadians aren't even relevant in the sport they invented lol.. It's been almost 40 years now

>>149559122
yes, if his arm doesn't blow up

berdnation wya

>>149558428
So the Dodgers got on their knees and sucked his dick for nothing?

>>149558972
You can thank that fry cook posing as a baseball manager for that

>>149559102
Jays are a supporting cast team. Our star players aren't really doing as hot as you'd expect. We just benefit from depth and roster turnover due to injuries. Things just finally clicked and consistent production from bats lower in the order has been key.

I hate teams in big cities
I only root for flyover teams
Fuck New York and fuck Los Angeles!

>>149559253
Nobody is scared of the Blue Jays in October.

winning streak starts anew in less than 50 bongs

>>149559210
Birbfren <3

Legs are numb

Hoodies on

Shit sludge stuck to my anus

Waiting for it to plop but it's too sticky

>>149559285
being underestimated suits my Jays just fine

Baseball is better when the Yankees and Mets lose. I mean why the fuck would you want to live in New York the only iconic thing about the city is how much of a dick everyone is and the stupid shit they say like im waaaaaalkin ovaaaa here!
That is the legacy of your city, a statue gifted by the french and a bunch of immigrant food trucks

I heard the Padres are looking for a new LF

>>149559326
It's 100+ degrees out and I am read this while getting heat stroke in a porta-john

>>149559370
>New Yorkers are mean
Highly overstated, most are nice, at least the non-brown ones, of which there are less and less over time.

>im waaaalkin ova hea
literally never heard anyone say this, it has to be from a movie

>statue gifted by the french
dont forget the jew poem that somehow became the 0th amendment of the constitution

>immigrant food trucks
yea they mostly suck, chicken and rice is overrated but ok once in a while.

>>149559390
>most are nice
bro everyone saw those retarded brown Knicks fans hitting Pacers fans with trash on their way out of the arena, and thats why everyone other than New Yorkers were happy when you choked and lost in the ECF, good thing you guys had a celebration when you made it because after that there was nothing to celebrate lol
>everyone except the brown ones
dude your city is inundated with brown people, the only worse city for it might be LA and San Diego

>>149556322
Do not pursue Lu Blue

>>149559430
I'm White and make good money and mostly run in White circles, I don't associate with the brownoid horde. I feel like I acknowledged though that it is becoming increasingly hard to do. During the plandemic a lot of White people left the city and they were replaced with illiterate subhumans. It's a problem.

well that was humiliating

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD today?

Whatever happened to fierce melon Gatorade?

>>149559370
yet foreigners love it and will visit new york 1000 times before they set foot in your hicksville

I kind of like NYC, to visit anyway. Everyone I dealt with was friendly. Actually considering moving to Westchester County along the Hudson in the near future. Beautiful area and far enough outside the city to be away from the riff raff but close enough if I want to go to a show, ballgame, fancy restaurant, etc.

>>149558114
you forgot alaska sweaty

>>149559656
if you do remember to no pipi no caca

>>149559649
Why would I give a shit about what city some bugfaced chink loves?

>>149559649
When I get my Spanish citizenship in a few years, I'll visit Maddison Square Garden to see what the hype is about.

>>149559669
I'm white.

>>149559717
apologise

>>149555073
the dodgers will do this in august and the west will be a bloodbath in september

let's all put that mets game (1 of 2) on

>>149559807
no thanks, too many dominicans on that team

>>149559371
Verdoggy ain't it

2 pitches and we're already losing

my team fucking sucks lmao

Making Clay Holmes a starting pitcher is an interesting idea. Last year what happened was he started strong and then slowly started getting worse as the year went by. I’m just not sure how the guy who can’t go one or two innings as a closer will go five or six as a starter. Maybe it’s the pressure.

>>149557483
>Brandon Nimmo
What

>Edwin Diaz has an opt out this off-season
>Sleepy Stearns is gonna let him walk so Sneed Garrett can take his place

>>149559886
Pitching with full rest and focusing on early innings is totally different than being a closer and pitching 4 to 5 times per week.

>>149559916
Closer for sale, you say?

nice snag by the 40 year old ball boy

I'm excited to see Lindor in person. Judge of course.

nats gettin' gaped

I would enjoy a Mets win, maybe two, this afternoon. Rhys Hoskins is gay.

>>149559717
then that goes doubly to you

>>149559962
Both are larger than life

teared up a bit desu

Come on Mets snap out of it you fuarking twats

lol mest at it again

>>149560027
career high ribby tally and hit his 100th HR as a Blue Jay yesterday. A defining moment in his career for sure.

KEK

Have you come to terms with Ohtani about to get his 4th unanimous MVP yet /mlb/? He's the GOAT. There's no denying it anymore.

>>149558114
In Moby Dick Melville referred to Australia as “That great America on the other side of the sphere”.

>>149560101
How many innings has he pitched?

>>149560113
he's pitched 4 innings in 3 starts.

How about Cal Ripass and he can’t stop farting

ngubus are coming to baseball

>>149560143
How about Daniel Vogelbach and he’s fat

>2 runs on 5 walks
lol philthies starting pitching

>>149560101
GOATs don't run away to a different league to keep collecting charity MVPs.

>>149560176
>charity MVPs
Kek’d

>>149560176
he did win 2 in the AL

Didn't Ohtani conspire to rig the DH system to essentially eliminate two-way players while allowing himself to remain as one?

>>149560176
>>149560113
you are so out of your depth and element it's actually kinda sad

>>149560188
What years?

>>149560217
and the reason he didn't win his 3rd, allowing judge to win his first, was because his arm blew out.

>>149560176
>>149560113
My children will read the thread >>149554902

What years did Ohtani win his MVPs in the AL?

What did the competition look like?

>>149560207
cringe and rent free

>>149560233
He pitched 166 innings when Judge beat him out and won his first. The reason Ohtani got his second was because the Dodgers sabotaged Judge and broke his toe. Ohtani was so thrilled about this that he ran away from competing with Judge and joined the team that injured him.

>philthies game already over
guess i'll watch the mest get gaped

Cubtropolitanbros…

>>149560266
Based dodgers planning ahead

What are the tactics in using a bunt? I always thought it was for pitchers who aren't good at batting but Cedric Mullins is a fielder who is pretty good at batting but he uses bunts quite a bit.

>>149560281
its literally the opposite

>Jankees are so buck broken they have to resort to shitting on Ohtani now that Judge is being threatened by Cal Raleigh
You have two teams that are 1.0 and 1.5 GB LOL!

>>149560281
so true

For me, it’s gotta be metsineriantsubgers

If he's going to get traded, which team needs a third baseman?

>>149560172
>lol philthies starting pitching

>>149560292
Guys who are quick out of the box and fast in general will bunt for base bits to catch the infield defense off guard. Bunt defense is nothing like the regular or double play infield alignment. If you’ve never stood on a big league infield you might not realize how massive it actually is, there’s a lot of ground to cover.

>>149560335
Yes, hello.

Games ending in less than 3 hours feels like a fucking scam

>>149560292
For a guy like Mullins to do it hes trying to sneak a base hit cause the fielders are playing back. Also keeps that bunt in their mind so maybe they play in a little more then usual which can cause a few grounders to sneak by gloves if hit close to the 3rd and 1st basemen. Could also be a matchup thing where the guy hes facing he sucks against so just trying to get on base.

Essentially hes trying to max out the only advanced metric that matters, TWTW (The Will To Win).

>>149560339
the mest are playing like absolute garbage and you idiots can't capitalize

>>149560349
Erm... That contract might unbalance the budget...

>>149560335
He's got a bad K% and is poor defensively. So, of course he's a future Yankee.

Oh wow, runs! About time lol, they should add on more....

>>149560379
And that’s a good thing

>>149560293
nope lol

>>149558114
How did Englel goof this bad? Look at how much land they lost

>>149560408
>mest & philthies fighting for the NL Least

>>149560432
glhf

>>149560398
¡Adios Castillo!

Peralta fucks ya!

Please do not kill McNeil

>>149560432
We are just fortunate that the barves decided to take a year off

Small ball em

Small ball em

small ball is kino ball

You're killing me, Small( ball)s!

And dats a bran’ new bawlgayme folks

i made italain hoagie last night and now i keep shitting i swear i must have made 6 dumps already since this morning what is the traditioanl food of ur baseball team?

METS METS METS

Fuck my big brave ass

WE ALL HATE THE BREWERS

>>149560525
baby stomach

>>149560525
I had a prosciutto an provolone sandwich with a lil extra virgin olive oil and the red wine vinegar onna Portuguese roll madone.

combo breaker

Sit down Harper. Yeah, that's right.

Lock in Gay Holmes you twat

Holmes you fucking retard

David “gay Jewish retard” Stearns

get fucked brewers KEKKKERS

tragic

Lol Phillies and Nats are gonna punt on their first games

A holmesian double-play ball

>>149560696
I laughed but they got out of it kek

The Las Vegas Jannietrannies

>>149560256
Ohtani played in the AL?

>>149560739
Padres need him, he can't be worse than Tyler Wade or Lockridge.

riley greene is a beast

Dodgerfags are genuinely embarrassing.

Taijuan... lol black people names

CLAP YOUR HANDS EVERYBODY
COME ON NOW

Pete did it his way.

Good job Petey!

Pete did it his way

Ugh lame, RISP again.

>>149560785
You just noticed that?

why are my berds losing :(

Stay away from downed power lines

>>149560785
Conforto doesn't get half as much shit as "DA NEXT JETA" Volpe. You guys are assholes to your players.

Yankeesfags can't even protect their towers

GAPEHOLE ARSE

>Gay Louis
Kek

scoring any runs is like winning the world series to poodrepacos

>>149560885
For me it’s Xtal and Girl/Boy Song

Fire Kevin Long.

>>149554885 (OP)
I thought Josh Bell was supposed to be in the running for mvp?

aw :)

Good for that kid

My Doggie Doos

>>149560785
still seething about last october i see

>>149560876
>waaah stop being mean to millionaire kids game players
>t. Anthony volpe
You're getting DFA’d soon lmao

cool old usher let me use the ticketed standing room hell yeah

>citi field pa sounds
shut the fuck up aahhhhh

KBO Results

>>149561050
still better than dodger stadium

>>149560176
>>149560266
Ohtani has 2 unanimous MVPs while in the same league as Judge.
Judge has 0 unanimous MVPs while in the same league as Ohtani.

no one cares doyerpacos

>>149561054
NPB Results

I’m starting to think this Swede is gay, plus, isn’t it a sin to covet another man?

>>149561071
NPB Standings

New Yorkies mindfuck Hollywood pedophiles lmao.

>>149561092
Baystars back at .500!

>>149561071
>>149561092
my dragons :(

>>149561071
Carp got the job done

>>149561082
You're projecting your own latent homosexuality onto me

>>149561092
MLB American League

>>149561025
big green monster?

padres better sweep this doubleheader

>>149561071
MUH CARP!!!

>>149561109
Repent, homo!

Total Devil Ray implosion

>>149561114

nah those cost a fortune and have dedicated security

>>149561110
MLB National League
Good night guys! Enjoy the games today!

Red Sox are in the news an awful lot for a team that SUCKS

>>149561130
my doggie doos

>>149561109
First, no u.
People who screech about projections are almost ways just trying to repress their own projections with a veil of psychoanalysis. Repent homo.

>>149561153
Real schizo hours started early today

Being gay is okay, as long as you're a Matt Bomer kinda gay and not a RuPaul kind of gay

black ballplayers love dey gold chains

>>149561109
Second, didn't you get caught saying Ohtani has a sexy body or some gay shit like that?

>>149561126
RAYS HOLD ON AND AVOID THE SWEEP

>>149561176
dey not like us

mendy is gonna keep holmes in for too long because “muh starting length”, he’ll allow two on with nobody out and it’ll be the same fucking shit again and again

tired of this ride bros

>>149561174
Being gay is totally gay

Tigods

WOOOOO NOT THIS TIME

>>149561068
we go by doyerchads now

my shitinals havent scored in over 2 games

>>149561220
no one cares doyerjorge

>>149561222
Two-Two-Two games digts

>>149561071
Surprising amount of Carp fans here. In these postings I swear there's been like 3-4 fans. More than any other team.

LOL MEST

hello failpen my old friend

>Garrett throws 1 pitch
>Runner scores

#RapeDavidStearns

everyone cares dodgerchad

>>149560739
>>149560760
I wish he was dfa'd earlier when leody was the only option.

FAGGets kek!

NYs suck SD sucks SF giant gays

LA #1

I hope Kevin Pillar joins the Jays organization like Kiermaier did

>2 pitches
>2 hits
Mest inbound

You nighas will bow to lesbo mike this October and the seethe is going to be GENERATIONAL

Step right up and GAPE the mest!

jesus

>>149561361
steinbrenner was supposed to take that photo to his grave

Pie Rats on a tear!

FAGGets kek!

LOL MEST

GET FUCKED!

My mets fucking suck

What the fuck was THAT?!?!

Oh come the fuck on.

I ask you again
What does he do?

>>149561307
He should have retired as an Angel. It was all set up nicely, he's from the area, he reconnected with Gubie who was his highschool coach, his teammates and coaches were all hugging him and congratulating him at the end of the season.

Then he went and played for the Rangers for no reason.

the mest sure do love getting gaped

how did reed garrett become such a fucking bum

I'm killing myself, goodbye /mlb/

Michelle Kay feasting rn

It's time. We need Dick Lovelady.

>>149561445
Oh also he hit his 10 year service time with the Angels. So yeah it would have been nice way to end your career.

i'm dodgers. who do i fear now? cubs?

It's a helluva summer already metsinerbros...

>>149561490
pitching injuries

>>149561490
dave roberts and mark prior

>RHP Yimi García reinstated from the 15-day IL and will be active tonight
>LHP Mason Fluharty optioned to Triple-A
Jays finally got their set up man back

>>149561505
Looks like Sigourney Weaver

>>149561507
>>149561510
LMAO true

>>149561511
Did he go to a normal high school? Jesus.

So much for that pitching depth

yea homie dodger pitchers gonna come back healthy for the playoffs we might only lose 1 game total and win the WS if you aint dodgers you hella gay

What are stats you don't give a fuck about?

>>149561511
>Tell me about the rabbits, George.

>>149561559
that pitching staff had a good run of overachieving. it's all downhill now.

>dodgers
>making it to the world series

>>149561569
reliever ERA

>>149561582
hell yea homie i played sonic too long time ago i bet he gets bitches unlike NY SD SF fans dodgers world series baby lets go

wtf is nimmo's walk up music

>>149561559
>>149561581
Only one man can save us now. Mest needs dick!

>>149561569
yo fuck BA and OBP

it's all about EXIT VELOCITY

>https://x.com/UnderdogMLB/status/1940486074775810229?t=HQPe2QyUvauf3To27clEAw&s=19

Uh oh barfie sissies. Season over.

>>149561569
Home runs. Any gorilla retard can hit the ball hard.

>>149561571
Pop is free.

yeah i'm thinking it'll be a cubgers NLCS this year

who /elite/ here

What the fuck is this shit. Blanked again.

>>149561690
We're all thinking it

Yelich don’t you bunt you Polish cunt I need one HR to hit my parlay

>>149561709
You got a problem with poland, you breedable little bitch?

>>149561709
kek

>>149561416
genny needs more rat posting

>mest
it sure is summer

>>149561580
OK this one made me chuckle

>>149561722
Out of all of Eastern Europe, i feel like Poland has the most beautiful women

>>149561361
is that Janis Jopplin

S O S A

>the most foul a ball can be
>FAIR BALL
the game is over umps, let it end!

RECKER

PRRRRRRT

poodres shitting the bed

That run shouldn't count since that wasn't a real base hit that got the guy to 3rd

Holy shit why is everyone losing?

>>149561799
shut the fuck up pedro

>>149561807
half the teams are losing

can't wait til suarez implodes in the 9th

>>149561799
Phillies aren't coming back, Mococo

Can someone post that double header basedjak pasta?

>>149561799
poodrepaco cope

0 RUNS IN 3 GAMES.

sex with phillies third base line ball girl

>>149561833
sorry to hear, berdbro

we need a schwarbomb right about now

>>149561815
>half the teams are losing
Baseball has fallen.

>>149561823
one is fun two is better dubba dubba dubba header

>>149561862
Kek!

>>149561815
how could this happen?

Good news Mets! Diddly verdict came back not guilty on the biggest charges.

>>149561845
mia is pure

FAGGets kek!

>>149561898
she owes me sex

>>149561875
diddy bluds won that trial

>>149561898
Pure sex

>>149561569
Pitching wins mean nothing

Morejon redemption.

>>149561875
Justice is served!

https://x.com/Padres/status/1940488393147961360
padres are so reddit

Lets go easy on the Mets.

>>149561975
no one cares doyerjorge
>>149561977
FAGGets kek!

I FUCKIN LOVE SCIENCE
and I fuckin love THE VEDDER CUP

B-but we have THE Juan Soto, how come we still suck?!

>>149561975
everyone cares doyerchad

>>149561975
holy shit they really are

i got so overwhelmed deciding which game to put on i've been watching wimbledon instead. which baseball player would make the best tennis player? i think it might be elly.

>>149561975
i don't get it

>>149561975
Too bad our offense can't give insurance to our bullpen. Shit offense and awful defense from catchers.

Phillies ain't coming back on 6 outs

>No Ohtani
and people complain that the league is biased for the Dodgers. You can't make this shit up

>>149561569
Pitching Wins, FIP, and anything that begins with a lowercase X

>>149562069
>which baseball player would make the best tennis player?
Bo Bichette played tennis before focusing on baseball. His contact hitting style was influenced by it.

>>149559122
cubgers on top

>>149562134
>AL
kwab

>>149562200
yay!

Brewers are your father

>>149562246
the only thing you faggots brew is your own shit you jenk huffing sodomite

>>149562220
what was the deleted post?

just fuck my shit up senpai

Bobby Fastball is gonna get diced

>>149562343
When I saw this thumbnail I assumed it was them announcing they fired snitker

>>149562246
>no rings
>owned by pete alonso
nobody cares about the sewers

>>149562220
based oconposter

METTIE JETTIES LOL

Metties are you okay?
Metties are you okay?
Are you okay, Metties?

>>149562338
>>149562366
>>149562385
>>149562388
We'll show them up tonight.

daddy cohen....save us!

>Phillies base-running
Kek

metsineriant bros......not like this..............

holy shit nuke the nl east

>>149560335
His home road splits are awful. You take him out of Chase Field and he's back to a pumpkin

>OVERTURNED
WEW

>>149562359
Beating the Brewers in the playoffs isn't really something to brag about

CALL OVERTURNED!

tiggies win again :)

Umps love the phillies

>>149562457
delete this immediately, or else

>>149554884
>>149554884
recycle

Okie I think it's time For Morejon to inherit Bobby fastball closer title.

New Yorkies…we gotta trauma bond over this losing streak.