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>>149554886>>149554888GOD FUCKING DAMMIT EVERY TIME I MAKE A THREAD!!! I had a good OP too :(
>>149554896it can be recycled do not fret
Have you come to terms with Ohtani about to get his 4th unanimous MVP yet /mlb/? He's the GOAT. There's no denying it anymore.
>>149554902GOAT at being your homosexual crush.
Recycle later edition:
>>149554884>>149554884>>149554884
>>149554885 (OP)This thread sucks. Teamies own you. Faggot
https://x.com/ethansoxtra/status/1940260600048935375
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I only respect teams on the West Coast. Everyone else can go get curbstomped. You will never understand us.
>>149554929Itโs weird that my work computer chose a gif of Manoah as a gif suggestionโฆ right? Of all players?
just got off the phone with my reps from planet retard, you're not gonna like what they had to say about you guys...
>>149554902>ohtani ohtani ohtani I like ohtani the best are you ready to admit heโs good?Kek, retards like you (outsider who never played the game and only just started watching it cause youโre a shut in whoโs obsessed with Japanese culture) are why he gets so much hate.
What is it with guys like this Swede and the Dane and the ohtani obsession? Is it some kind of weird eurocuck fantasy whereby theyโre getting one over on America because a Japanese guy is really good at baseball?
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jintsbros we are SO fucking back
>>149555054From what I've seen, for non-americans and minorities sports are less about rooting for a team and more about worshiping an individual player like they are pop stars or idols.
Consider, for example, this post:
>>149554902. He NEEDS us, the generally American posting audience of /mlb/ to admit that his favorite player, Shohei Ohtani, is the greatest player of all time in a sport heโd never watched before 2017. Why? Whatโs does he gain from waging this guerrilla marketing campaign for the wealthiest baseball athlete playing the game at the moment?
>>149555073they don't have to worry, my padres are in an awful slump too so they can still get 2nd maybe
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Doyers
>hololive gets hololive night while our game gets strange notice today that basically means it's shutting down soon
The White Sox comeback is incoming. Never lost your smile patriots
>>149555335les do it
t. dodgerfan
>>149555346This is me when we have a surprise victory at your own stadium
the super mega baseball 4 ballpark ps4/ps5 edition is on sale for 8 dollars again (marked down from 80.) I finally bought it. Jays got me hyped right now and I saw someone mention it earlier today.
>>149555667Itโs good, I have a season going and once you get the difficulty locked in to make it competitive for yourself itโs really fun.
>>149555666I will never get better digits than this in my life kek wheeze ugh
actually this game look kind of gay
but it's downloading, i'll play some before the jays game tomorrow
holy fuck al leiter is in this game
>>149555707Just play with the real players and not the retarded fake made up ones. Itโs worth $8 easily.
>>149555749Ya, I'm looking at a lost of real players right now, there are so many names there I recognize from when I was a kid to now, so many blue jays legends and players from that era. I'm gonna have fun building a team.
>>149555752Paul Molitor is my lead off hitter
>>149555804He also has one of the sexiest buttholes in baseball
>>149555810I know why do you think I chose him to lead off?
wtf did they mean by this??
>>149556016swipe that shit homie dodgers win and we drink
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>>149555667>owning consoles past the PS2
>>149556389>he doesn't have a Switch for his baseball cuckshed
>>149556431>he plays Switch games on a Switch instead of a Deck
>>149556389i have a ps4. just played the show.
let's just say the jays took care of the stankees (again)
>>149556593>owning a PS4bro you owned yourself
>>149556711MLB the show is fun Luigi, Diamond Dynasty is the best "ultimate team" on the sports market by a mile. If you gotta pinch pennies I get it but don't knock it till you try it.
Good morning /mlb/, my Jays are going for the division lead today.
Hey guys, I'm back from holiday
Been enjoying watching the jays beat the yankpees
>>149556857mariners can beat the royals
I believe
>>149556833checked and kek'd
gm. go jays
>>149556971We have to believe.
GM. Fire Aaron Boone immediately.
>>149557191Rough morning for New York sports media.
>>149554939Judgy has so much aura...
>>149557202Every year the same lackadaisical play and bad fundamentals, the same lack of heart, and only one common factor in all of this. No more excuses for Baboone. I donโt care about his w-l record.
>>149557271Wangs-licked? Man's a horse
Yankees shouldnโt fire Boone they should remove him from the manager position and make him the teams mascot, call him Yankee Booner Dandy and make him dress up like a jester and dance like a clown l
>>149557290Haha yeah a sexy clown
>>149557290boonies got his eye on a full time position at jomboy
>>149557290Dress him up like a sexy clown and call him Yankee Boner Handy & he fiddles his migroBenis
>>149557290>>149557328Yes these are all good ideas letโs keep brainstorming
>>149557290>>149557328>>149557345Dress him up like Brainy Storm, stormchasing pansexual
Iโm a Yankee Booner Dandy
Iโm yankin booners til I die
A real dumb faggot in a pinstriped suit
Suckin off twenty seven guys
I called the non-emergency cringe line
I think we just fixed the Yankees guys
>>149554902DEIMVPs don't count and will be stripped by trump
they're only trying to erase barry bonds from the history books
>>149557309Every time I see this dog I think of Charles Leclerc's pup
>WFH today
Gonna make home fries, cobbee and an omelet to enjoy with the rain delay games
>>149556798I'm more of an OOTP guy myself
Let me ask you guys something; would you suck off another man if it meant that your team would win 3 pennants and 2 Worls Series in five years? Cause I thought it was bullshit too but now my team is 1/1 in both pennants and World Series ever since.
>>149557593based spreadsheet with graphics enjoyer
>>149557734>kill your personality and opinions, OR YOU WONT GET PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!miss me with that NPC psyop
>>149557745Just hide your power level anon. Surely you don't open conversations with women talking about immigrants.
>>149556016Jannies saved the game so you could lose the game
>>149557191We'll make a half assed attempt in the trade deadline, pick up a couple of DFA shitters, and proceed as normal. If Boone never hit that home run in 2003, we would've never been in this mess.
https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/45636526/diamondbacks-ban-season-ticket-holder-interference
snek bros...
>>149557290Aaron Boone is running a summer camp for kids who want to play baseball.
>>149557833https://youtu.be/bhMFQtYyzpw?si=PqSrHJPaKyy6i720
fuck that asshole, dude is using this as a chance to do media rounds and promote his books. He wants to be Zack Hample so bad.
>>149557810Not what the pic says
>>149557810Also fuck that, I dont want an NPC wife.
Sure you should hide your power level around NPCs, but if you have to hide it in your own home too you married the wrong gal
>>149557863how are the mets even in this predicament? i thought they were more effective at spending than the yanks.
>>149557863only in new york! fuggeddaboutit!
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The protagonist has to take his beating and lose before he can bounce back more powerful than ever. Itโs scriptwriting 101 my anime friends.
>>149558061i seriously hope this guy never becomes our 1B.
>>149557888that's why you make her emotionally dependent on you first.
>>149554885 (OP)hitting solo home runs when your team is up by 5 runs already doesn't really bolster your team's chances of winning...
>>149556857>>149557041why are you awake and posting at 4am?
>Me in the middle when the Mets and Dodgers fans start baiting each other.
>>149558178Anthony freakin' Recker.
...'nuff said!
>>149557483>64 respondents
>>149557863seems like an arbitary date to start, what is their combined record in June, like .500?
>>149558184this image reminds me of that time I went to a dodgers game
>>149558184You have a talent for jokes, but you're yellow too.
kek
>>149558233australia is a lot like canada in that manner. Lots of sqft but 90% of the population lives in 5% of the land. Did you know that 90% of the entire canadian population lives within 100 miles of the US border?
>>149558276I believe China also briefly declared war on birds.
>>149558278South America was similar to that until very recently, Europe had a population 4 times the size of it until the 20th century.
>>149557202lol boone just got an extension. he's not going anywhere stinkeefags.
>>149558376cashman is the one that needs to go
>Doyers are being sued by a Trump subsidiary
Just let me enjoy America's pastime
>>149558376>>149558397Neither will be going. We are cursed.
>>149558376Your mothers a stinky faggot.
>>149558428>brings up politics>"pls don't bring up poltiks"doyerpacos, everyone
>>149558497>reading comprehension
>>149558497Don't sue my baseball team. Simple as.
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Kershaw is 3 Ks away from 3K. Will you watch tonight?
>>149558428>>149558556basado y rojopastillado brosโฆ
My poodres finna get swept today :(
>>149558453I promise you, if the Yanks go from being in the World Series to scrambling for a playoff spot. Aaron Boone will be fired.
This is not 2023, where the greatest hitter in baseball went down with an injury; we have arguably a better team than '23 and '24. There is NO excuse.
Look at the American League, there isn't any competition. Detroit isn't good, Cleveland isn't good.
He does not deserve the privilege to manage a $300M roster.
>>149558572Bet you $20 Stafford will be attending tonight
>>149557191keep him around until Saturday
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>>149558679>Detroit isn't goodYou wish
>>149558679>Look at the American League, there isn't any competitionthis sort of thinking is what gets you raped by randos. Yes the AL is weaker than the NL, but don't think for a second that winning is a given
>>149558702The American League is not a beast that needs to be outrun. The Yankees just keep finding ways to lose. Consider the World Series. The Yankees were in every game competitively (disregarding the 1 blowout), they just FOUND a way to lose through errors.
>>149558762The Division isn't good. The Rays are going to regress to the mean. They just have to. We've played the Blue Jays before as well, they are NOT a good team. We're capable of defeating this division and this league easily.
>>149558173>proud NPCgood goy
>>149558114Someone post the map of Australia showing the funny names they have for cities, like "niggerpoint"
Good mornings can Bawston keep losing so we can ketchup? Thank yew.
guineanon is kind of obnoxious desu
>>149558773Blue Jays are winning the games they're capable of and punting games when they gotta. All I see the Yankees doing is crumbling because their bullpen and fielding sucks.
Tampa had a golden opporitunity to take the lead in the East but got dropped 2 to the A's
dodgers are the best homie you wish you was us
>>149558964I would say give Gausman back but ehh.. Never know what you're getting with him, our starter yesterday did better yet again relievers let down against Texas
Baybaw in a few minutes :)
>>149558964You're delusional. Nobody is scared of the Blue Jays in October.
Will it be unanimous this year as well?
>>149559102Canadians aren't even relevant in the sport they invented lol.. It's been almost 40 years now
>>149559122yes, if his arm doesn't blow up
>>149558428So the Dodgers got on their knees and sucked his dick for nothing?
>>149558972You can thank that fry cook posing as a baseball manager for that
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>>149559102Jays are a supporting cast team. Our star players aren't really doing as hot as you'd expect. We just benefit from depth and roster turnover due to injuries. Things just finally clicked and consistent production from bats lower in the order has been key.
I hate teams in big cities
I only root for flyover teams
Fuck New York and fuck Los Angeles!
>>149559253Nobody is scared of the Blue Jays in October.
winning streak starts anew in less than 50 bongs
Legs are numb
Hoodies on
Shit sludge stuck to my anus
Waiting for it to plop but it's too sticky
>>149559285being underestimated suits my Jays just fine
Baseball is better when the Yankees and Mets lose. I mean why the fuck would you want to live in New York the only iconic thing about the city is how much of a dick everyone is and the stupid shit they say like im waaaaaalkin ovaaaa here!
That is the legacy of your city, a statue gifted by the french and a bunch of immigrant food trucks
I heard the Padres are looking for a new LF
>>149559326It's 100+ degrees out and I am read this while getting heat stroke in a porta-john
>>149559370>New Yorkers are meanHighly overstated, most are nice, at least the non-brown ones, of which there are less and less over time.
>im waaaalkin ova hea literally never heard anyone say this, it has to be from a movie
>statue gifted by the frenchdont forget the jew poem that somehow became the 0th amendment of the constitution
>immigrant food trucksyea they mostly suck, chicken and rice is overrated but ok once in a while.
>>149559390>most are nicebro everyone saw those retarded brown Knicks fans hitting Pacers fans with trash on their way out of the arena, and thats why everyone other than New Yorkers were happy when you choked and lost in the ECF, good thing you guys had a celebration when you made it because after that there was nothing to celebrate lol
>everyone except the brown onesdude your city is inundated with brown people, the only worse city for it might be LA and San Diego
>>149556322Do not pursue Lu Blue
>the greatest team chemistry in all of baseball
>>149559430I'm White and make good money and mostly run in White circles, I don't associate with the brownoid horde. I feel like I acknowledged though that it is becoming increasingly hard to do. During the plandemic a lot of White people left the city and they were replaced with illiterate subhumans. It's a problem.
well that was humiliating
Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD today?
Whatever happened to fierce melon Gatorade?
>>149559370yet foreigners love it and will visit new york 1000 times before they set foot in your hicksville
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I kind of like NYC, to visit anyway. Everyone I dealt with was friendly. Actually considering moving to Westchester County along the Hudson in the near future. Beautiful area and far enough outside the city to be away from the riff raff but close enough if I want to go to a show, ballgame, fancy restaurant, etc.
>>149558114you forgot alaska sweaty
>>149559656if you do remember to no pipi no caca
>>149559649Why would I give a shit about what city some bugfaced chink loves?
>>149559649When I get my Spanish citizenship in a few years, I'll visit Maddison Square Garden to see what the hype is about.
>>149555073the dodgers will do this in august and the west will be a bloodbath in september
let's all put that mets game (1 of 2) on
>>149559807no thanks, too many dominicans on that team
>>149559371Verdoggy ain't it
2 pitches and we're already losing
my team fucking sucks lmao
>Losing before I even had a chance to turn the game one
Making Clay Holmes a starting pitcher is an interesting idea. Last year what happened was he started strong and then slowly started getting worse as the year went by. Iโm just not sure how the guy who canโt go one or two innings as a closer will go five or six as a starter. Maybe itโs the pressure.
>>149557483>Brandon NimmoWhat
>Edwin Diaz has an opt out this off-season
>Sleepy Stearns is gonna let him walk so Sneed Garrett can take his place
>>149559886Pitching with full rest and focusing on early innings is totally different than being a closer and pitching 4 to 5 times per week.
>>149559916Closer for sale, you say?
nice snag by the 40 year old ball boy
I'm excited to see Lindor in person. Judge of course.
I would enjoy a Mets win, maybe two, this afternoon. Rhys Hoskins is gay.
>>149559717then that goes doubly to you
>>149559962Both are larger than life
Come on Mets snap out of it you fuarking twats
>>149560027career high ribby tally and hit his 100th HR as a Blue Jay yesterday. A defining moment in his career for sure.
Have you come to terms with Ohtani about to get his 4th unanimous MVP yet /mlb/? He's the GOAT. There's no denying it anymore.
>>149558114In Moby Dick Melville referred to Australia as โThat great America on the other side of the sphereโ.
>>149560101How many innings has he pitched?
>>149560113he's pitched 4 innings in 3 starts.
How about Cal Ripass and he canโt stop farting
ngubus are coming to baseball
>>149560143How about Daniel Vogelbach and heโs fat
>2 runs on 5 walks
lol philthies starting pitching
>>149560101GOATs don't run away to a different league to keep collecting charity MVPs.
>>149560176>charity MVPsKekโd
>>149560176he did win 2 in the AL
Didn't Ohtani conspire to rig the DH system to essentially eliminate two-way players while allowing himself to remain as one?
>>149560176>>149560113you are so out of your depth and element it's actually kinda sad
>>149560217and the reason he didn't win his 3rd, allowing judge to win his first, was because his arm blew out.
>>149560176>>149560113My children will read the thread
>>149554902
What years did Ohtani win his MVPs in the AL?
What did the competition look like?
>>149560207cringe and rent free
>>149560233He pitched 166 innings when Judge beat him out and won his first. The reason Ohtani got his second was because the Dodgers sabotaged Judge and broke his toe. Ohtani was so thrilled about this that he ran away from competing with Judge and joined the team that injured him.
>philthies game already over
guess i'll watch the mest get gaped
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>>149560266Based dodgers planning ahead
What are the tactics in using a bunt? I always thought it was for pitchers who aren't good at batting but Cedric Mullins is a fielder who is pretty good at batting but he uses bunts quite a bit.
>>149560281its literally the opposite
>Jankees are so buck broken they have to resort to shitting on Ohtani now that Judge is being threatened by Cal Raleigh
You have two teams that are 1.0 and 1.5 GB LOL!
For me, itโs gotta be metsineriantsubgers
If he's going to get traded, which team needs a third baseman?
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>>149560172>lol philthies starting pitching
>>149560292Guys who are quick out of the box and fast in general will bunt for base bits to catch the infield defense off guard. Bunt defense is nothing like the regular or double play infield alignment. If youโve never stood on a big league infield you might not realize how massive it actually is, thereโs a lot of ground to cover.
Games ending in less than 3 hours feels like a fucking scam
>>149560292For a guy like Mullins to do it hes trying to sneak a base hit cause the fielders are playing back. Also keeps that bunt in their mind so maybe they play in a little more then usual which can cause a few grounders to sneak by gloves if hit close to the 3rd and 1st basemen. Could also be a matchup thing where the guy hes facing he sucks against so just trying to get on base.
Essentially hes trying to max out the only advanced metric that matters, TWTW (The Will To Win).
>>149560339the mest are playing like absolute garbage and you idiots can't capitalize
>>149560349Erm... That contract might unbalance the budget...
>>149560335He's got a bad K% and is poor defensively. So, of course he's a future Yankee.
Oh wow, runs! About time lol, they should add on more....
>>149560379And thatโs a good thing
>>149558114How did Englel goof this bad? Look at how much land they lost
>>149560408>mest & philthies fighting for the NL Least
>>149560398ยกAdios Castillo!
Please do not kill McNeil
>>149560432We are just fortunate that the barves decided to take a year off
You're killing me, Small( ball)s!
And dats a branโ new bawlgayme folks
i made italain hoagie last night and now i keep shitting i swear i must have made 6 dumps already since this morning what is the traditioanl food of ur baseball team?
>>149560525I had a prosciutto an provolone sandwich with a lil extra virgin olive oil and the red wine vinegar onna Portuguese roll madone.
Sit down Harper. Yeah, that's right.
Lock in Gay Holmes you twat
Holmes you fucking retard
David โgay Jewish retardโ Stearns
get fucked brewers KEKKKERS
Lol Phillies and Nats are gonna punt on their first games
A holmesian double-play ball
>>149560696I laughed but they got out of it kek
>alex verdungo has been DFA'd
The Las Vegas Jannietrannies
>>149560256Ohtani played in the AL?
>>149560739Padres need him, he can't be worse than Tyler Wade or Lockridge.
Dodgerfags are genuinely embarrassing.
Taijuan... lol black people names
CLAP YOUR HANDS EVERYBODY
COME ON NOW
>>149560785You just noticed that?
why are my berds losing :(
Stay away from downed power lines
>>149560785Conforto doesn't get half as much shit as "DA NEXT JETA" Volpe. You guys are assholes to your players.
Yankeesfags can't even protect their towers
scoring any runs is like winning the world series to poodrepacos
>>149560885For me itโs Xtal and Girl/Boy Song
>>149554885 (OP)I thought Josh Bell was supposed to be in the running for mvp?
>>149560785still seething about last october i see
>>149560876>waaah stop being mean to millionaire kids game players>t. Anthony volpeYou're getting DFAโd soon lmao
cool old usher let me use the ticketed standing room hell yeah
>citi field pa sounds
shut the fuck up aahhhhh
>>149561050still better than dodger stadium
>>149560176>>149560266Ohtani has 2 unanimous MVPs while in the same league as Judge.
Judge has 0 unanimous MVPs while in the same league as Ohtani.
Iโm starting to think this Swede is gay, plus, isnโt it a sin to covet another man?
New Yorkies mindfuck Hollywood pedophiles lmao.
>>149561092Baystars back at .500!
>>149561071Carp got the job done
>>149561082You're projecting your own latent homosexuality onto me
>>149561092MLB American League
>>149561025big green monster?
padres better sweep this doubleheader
Total Devil Ray implosion
>>149561114nah those cost a fortune and have dedicated security
>>149561110MLB National League
Good night guys! Enjoy the games today!
Red Sox are in the news an awful lot for a team that SUCKS
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>>149561130my doggie doos
>>149561109First, no u.
People who screech about projections are almost ways just trying to repress their own projections with a veil of psychoanalysis. Repent homo.
>>149561153Real schizo hours started early today
Being gay is okay, as long as you're a Matt Bomer kinda gay and not a RuPaul kind of gay
black ballplayers love dey gold chains
>>149561109Second, didn't you get caught saying Ohtani has a sexy body or some gay shit like that?
>>149561126RAYS HOLD ON AND AVOID THE SWEEP
>>149561176dey not like us
mendy is gonna keep holmes in for too long because โmuh starting lengthโ, heโll allow two on with nobody out and itโll be the same fucking shit again and again
tired of this ride bros
>>149561174Being gay is totally gay
>>149561068we go by doyerchads now
my shitinals havent scored in over 2 games
>>149561220no one cares doyerjorge
>>149561222Two-Two-Two games digts
>>149561071Surprising amount of Carp fans here. In these postings I swear there's been like 3-4 fans. More than any other team.
hello failpen my old friend
>Garrett throws 1 pitch
>Runner scores
everyone cares dodgerchad
>>149560739>>149560760I wish he was dfa'd earlier when leody was the only option.
NYs suck SD sucks SF giant gays
LA #1
I hope Kevin Pillar joins the Jays organization like Kiermaier did
>2 pitches
>2 hits
Mest inbound
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You nighas will bow to lesbo mike this October and the seethe is going to be GENERATIONAL
>muh corporate baseball franchises
Step right up and GAPE the mest!
>>149561361steinbrenner was supposed to take that photo to his grave
What the fuck was THAT?!?!
I ask you again
What does he do?
>>149561307He should have retired as an Angel. It was all set up nicely, he's from the area, he reconnected with Gubie who was his highschool coach, his teammates and coaches were all hugging him and congratulating him at the end of the season.
Then he went and played for the Rangers for no reason.
the mest sure do love getting gaped
how did reed garrett become such a fucking bum
I'm killing myself, goodbye /mlb/
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Michelle Kay feasting rn
It's time. We need Dick Lovelady.
>>149561445Oh also he hit his 10 year service time with the Angels. So yeah it would have been nice way to end your career.
i'm dodgers. who do i fear now? cubs?
It's a helluva summer already metsinerbros...
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>>149561490pitching injuries
>>149561490dave roberts and mark prior
>RHP Yimi Garcรญa reinstated from the 15-day IL and will be active tonight
>LHP Mason Fluharty optioned to Triple-A
Jays finally got their set up man back
>>149561505Looks like Sigourney Weaver
>>149561511Did he go to a normal high school? Jesus.
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So much for that pitching depth
yea homie dodger pitchers gonna come back healthy for the playoffs we might only lose 1 game total and win the WS if you aint dodgers you hella gay
What are stats you don't give a fuck about?
>David Stearns looking at free agent pitchers
>>149561511>Tell me about the rabbits, George.
>>149561559that pitching staff had a good run of overachieving. it's all downhill now.
>dodgers
>making it to the world series
>>149561582hell yea homie i played sonic too long time ago i bet he gets bitches unlike NY SD SF fans dodgers world series baby lets go
wtf is nimmo's walk up music
>>149561559>>149561581Only one man can save us now. Mest needs dick!
>>149561569yo fuck BA and OBP
it's all about EXIT VELOCITY
>https://x.com/UnderdogMLB/status/1940486074775810229?t=HQPe2QyUvauf3To27clEAw&s=19
Uh oh barfie sissies. Season over.
>>149561569Home runs. Any gorilla retard can hit the ball hard.
yeah i'm thinking it'll be a cubgers NLCS this year
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who /elite/ here
What the fuck is this shit. Blanked again.
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>>149561690We're all thinking it
Yelich donโt you bunt you Polish cunt I need one HR to hit my parlay
>>149561709You got a problem with poland, you breedable little bitch?
>>149561416genny needs more rat posting
>>149561580OK this one made me chuckle
>>149561722Out of all of Eastern Europe, i feel like Poland has the most beautiful women
>>149561361is that Janis Jopplin
>the most foul a ball can be
>FAIR BALL
the game is over umps, let it end!
That run shouldn't count since that wasn't a real base hit that got the guy to 3rd
Holy shit why is everyone losing?
>>149561799shut the fuck up pedro
>>149561807half the teams are losing
can't wait til suarez implodes in the 9th
>>149561799Phillies aren't coming back, Mococo
Can someone post that double header basedjak pasta?
>>149561799poodrepaco cope
sex with phillies third base line ball girl
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>>149561833sorry to hear, berdbro
we need a schwarbomb right about now
>>149561815>half the teams are losingBaseball has fallen.
>>149561823one is fun two is better dubba dubba dubba header
>>149561815how could this happen?
Good news Mets! Diddly verdict came back not guilty on the biggest charges.
>>149561898she owes me sex
>>149561875diddy bluds won that trial
>>149561569Pitching wins mean nothing
>>149561875Justice is served!
https://x.com/Padres/status/1940488393147961360
padres are so reddit
Lets go easy on the Mets.
>>149561975no one cares doyerjorge
>>149561977FAGGets kek!
I FUCKIN LOVE SCIENCE
and I fuckin love THE VEDDER CUP
B-but we have THE Juan Soto, how come we still suck?!
>>149561975everyone cares doyerchad
>>149561975holy shit they really are
i got so overwhelmed deciding which game to put on i've been watching wimbledon instead. which baseball player would make the best tennis player? i think it might be elly.
>>149561975i don't get it
>>149561975Too bad our offense can't give insurance to our bullpen. Shit offense and awful defense from catchers.
Phillies ain't coming back on 6 outs
>No Ohtani
and people complain that the league is biased for the Dodgers. You can't make this shit up
>>149561569Pitching Wins, FIP, and anything that begins with a lowercase X
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>mfw berds haven't scored in 3 straight games
>>149562069>which baseball player would make the best tennis player?Bo Bichette played tennis before focusing on baseball. His contact hitting style was influenced by it.
>>149559122cubgers on top
>>149562246the only thing you faggots brew is your own shit you jenk huffing sodomite
>>149562220what was the deleted post?
just fuck my shit up senpai
Bobby Fastball is gonna get diced
>>149562343When I saw this thumbnail I assumed it was them announcing they fired snitker
>>149562246>no rings>owned by pete alonsonobody cares about the sewers
>>149562220based oconposter
Metties are you okay?
Metties are you okay?
Are you okay, Metties?
>Phillies base-running
Kek
metsineriant bros......not like this..............
holy shit nuke the nl east
>>149560335His home road splits are awful. You take him out of Chase Field and he's back to a pumpkin
>>149562359Beating the Brewers in the playoffs isn't really something to brag about
>>149562457delete this immediately, or else
Okie I think it's time For Morejon to inherit Bobby fastball closer title.
New Yorkiesโฆwe gotta trauma bond over this losing streak.