>refusing to let Ohtani set the franchise record
kind of cringe desu
this is history we're talking about
>Sox girl left
>Cubs girl right
Which one
you now remember didi gregorious
Have we reached the point where we can just refer to the Rockies infield as being part of the Yankees system?
>>149954821Public transit has been getting much better for the city
>offense is rolling without Mookie
huh
>>149954847i know him as deedee gregordon
>>149954821what's your light rail system called?
>>149954862It's just called metro but the abbreviation is LACMTA
That's the A line btw, longest light rail line in the world
>>149954842I like this cubs girl
>>149954842the sox one is married to Jake Cronenworth, sorry you have to hear this bro
>>149954889Thatโs who I posted
safe to say canada owns baseball now?
>canโt even get a sac
Fucking washed bum.
>>149954842>>149954889she's no taryn, but sure she's cute I guess
did the kirsten screencapper post today? i missed it.
>>149954879I use it in the SGV area every now and then. If you're ever around there with time to kill, Mt Lowe Brewery is walking distance from the Arcadia station and is pretty good.
>>149954907she's better desu.
t. objective female
>>149954914classic teoscar right there
I still root for Stott but he's been such a disappointment this year
>>149954916let them pretend they're irish
doesn't harm anyone
>>149954879boring name but it's based to love your local train system
>>149954927>Female (male)
I havenโt seen the Sox femboy yet
>>149954821traffic status?
>>149954939Still looking for a comfortable undergarment for this. Can you suggest one?
Jays may never lose again
>>149954959that's...not what I meant -_-
Ahh yes, another 0-5 lead that our tripleA team needs to overcome
>>149954975Hey we must be watching the same game
The retro hats look really cool, they should just keep wearing them until they lose.
8 hits with NOTHING to show for it. Meanwhile the berds have 3 runs on only 2 hits
Do they usually keep Bello in this long?
Americans and baseball can go and fuck yourselves.
>>149954995sounds like cheating
>>149954997we do! thanks!
>>149954996Apparently not, good show from him.
oooo
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>>149954975Do it you faggot, put it on and kick the stool down.
>>149954997Why you gotta be so spicy, Mexico?
Based Terry Francona mindfucked Trump
>>149955011>american "athlete">fat as fuckmexican bro is right
Da cubs are havin a rough go of it
Tiger comeback starts now
Greene and Baez are strikeout machines, I can see why the Tigers are struggling to put men on the bases
>>149955033Kirk is Mexican
fuckin jays suck
garbage bullpen
>>149954827what was the record
>>149954997Fuck me yourself
>>149955044mexicans are one of many countries as part of america
>>149955047Berrios is a starter, but yes, he's not reliable
>>149955051most dicks sucked
>>149954821can't wait for it to be filled with druggies and mexican gang members
>>149955063boston wants to be the first team to accomplish this
>>149955072two more weeks
can't really blame this on walker, he pitched well
>>149955044>>149955061>last name is Kirk, an anglo name>looks whitethat ain't no mexican
Ah, so Conforto hit a double.
>>149955094and stole a base
>>149955062Berrรญos can give the Jays 6 innings every outing, pretty valuable all things considered, but any indication that he'd become an ace has just never materialized.
>>149955093wait until you find out about Patrick O'Ward
my poor tiggies are getting ravaged every night
Do love my city tho, even tho my cubbies are getting slaughtered
>>149954815She looks gay. Her girlfriend is a lucky woman
fuck this bitch ass win trading sport
>ha song kimchi and a side of cocker spaniel
Judge canโt catch lmao.
Roberts throwing the game by going to the 'pen too early
>>149954979Congrats on winning your World Series
>harper trying to bunt
I love it
Yankees are going to blow it like in Toronto. I hope the fans boo this team when they do.
>cubs down 9-0 in the 4th against the fucking white sox
you cant tell me this shit isnt rigged
>trenton brooks doing anything
seriously why is he even here
>>149955121Will always be funny that the Sox built the ballpark the wrong way.
>Don't stop now boys!
>Cusb on suicide watch!
>>149955118it was only like 3 days ago I heard they were the best team in baseball, and then 2 days ago i heard they're on a 30 game losing streak
>>149955166Why would it be rigged?
The 37-66 Chicago White Sox are the best team in baseball apparently
>Gusto
>3 innings
>6 runs
>2 HRs
Going to have to get into the bullpen in the 4th inning on an already taxed relief squad. Weโre cooked tonight again.
Aw yeah! Itโs Arbyโs curly fries time!
>>149955166White Sox came out of the All-Star break hot as hell.
>>149955189This is my new favorite meme since 2011!
>>149955182get people to bet cubs moneyline and take them to the cleaners
>>149955166The Cusbs are just getting an early start on their regular post All-Star break collapse. Royals kicked their ass too.
>>149955195sweeping the pirates is not impressive
>>149955218Then why didn't the Tigers do it?
>Yankees โdefenseโ
McMahon will fix thisโฆ
>nah bro, the sox are just elite, Houser is a cy young contender
Come on you stupid fans, boo the team for making that error again.
charlie kirk cursed the cubs
>>149955227Honest Abe just can't tell a lie
I guess my biggest takeaway from the #Jays season to date is this - having actual "wins" are far better than having "expected wins." Oh, and their run differential issue appears to be improving. They are just playing great baseball. Period.
>>149955177Awful pitching mechanics
Shouldn't have traded for McMahon and just go into sell mode.
Realmuto finally did something. Guess he realized it's contract year again for him.
Stankee steaming hot piles of stankshit
Maybe Boone should spend some time doing fielding practice and coaching players instead of doing nothing but antagonizing the umps and getting tossed.
>Aโs pitcher took a ball in the ass
>>149955177Id take this insect 515ft to the top porch
>Phillies vs Yankees is now a game which team gives up the most home runs
Both of these shitters don't belong in the postseason.
>>149955216It turned out to be worse actually jinxanon
>>149955282canadian steroids eh?
>>149955270but his tantrums are hilarious
btw that whole inning started because Judge was too lazy to dive for a ball and ended up trapping it
>>149955280don't worry, we'll take care of the yankees.
>>149955216Jinxanon mindFUCKED stankee bootyhole
>>149955282manfred needs to call for a surprise drug test on this team
>>149955216And then the Lillies end up blowing it with final score 7-6.
My stankees need middle relief NOW
STOP forcing Hill, Loiasaga, and Weaver out there daily
You dumb FUCK
>>149955291blood samples came back positive for dawg and grittiness
Cubbies need a nap and a blanky
>>149955307There are too many needs to fix, and they don't have anyone worth trade value. Just sell.
>GIDPstros
Weโve already hit into 5 double plays this series and itโs only the 4th inning.
>>149955323>vladdy out of breath after he crosses home plate
>seira santos on apple tv
wut? is she not at MLBN anymore?
also
>romANO
>jays juiced to the gills
>win the world series
>totally get away with it
b a s e d
>>149955349She's always been on apple tv retard. She does both dumbass
>>149955346Vladdy is fleet footed now
>>149955359yea well I would literally LICK her BUTT
alia looking even more busted than usual
I paid $9.99 just to see the Yankees lose?
>>149955364i could outrun him
>>149955372Sounds like a good deal
>Henriquez on the mound
Doyer implosion inbound
this game is over, and a loss that is really dumb honestly. no hits through 5 innings and somehow gave up a run, meanwhile Padres have 10 hits with nothing to show for it. what a dumb game of baseball today
>>149955377So what else should I watch on Apple TV for the next month?
The space jam aliens sucked the talent juice out of muh cubbies
just fucking stop sending romANO out to pitch
>>149955389They got porn channels?
>>149955389The Morning Show. Reese Witherspoon makes out with a woman in it.
Also Severance i guess
>Everybody must laugh at
>Cusb
How is Judge such a bitch in high leverage situations?
How the fuck is Romano a real major league pitcher?
This has to be Romano's final game if he blows the lead here.
>>149955389Foundation is good if you like epic Sci-Fi. Season 3 just started..
Greene has been terrible this series
I'm so happy the stankees are chokers, nobody is watching my trashcans getting blown out 9-0 in the 3rd
there's no way teoscar grounds into a dp, right?
>>149955429she looks retarded
>>149955454Can only win against a bigger choking sack of shit franchise like the Philthies too no less.
>>149955454You best believe I am :)
>>149955454Sox are killing the Cubs 11-0 so I can relate to your pain
>>14995545460 win curse is real
>>149954821SGV BROS. we cant stop winning
>>149955454Do you guys want to win? You know the Mariners of all fucking teams are on your ass right?
Teo still hates the Red Sox
Really shows Jordan Romano really did hold the Jays back.
>>149955510blow gays lmao
I THINK AARON BOONE SUCKS!
>>149955510Jays overused Romano in 2022 and 2023, his arm exploded last year and he's never been the same since
>>149955515They go by Philthie keks now.
I don't get it, why are the jays such juggernauts?
>muh run differential
has science ever been btfo this hard before?
this is all bogey's fault, froze up on a routine out AND ran into a double play for literally 0 reason that ended a rally
>>149955515show some respect for the best team in baseball
>>149955510hey, he was a two time All Star!
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked what the rabbitยดs blood type was, and the rabbit replied, โIยดm probably a Type Oโ
>>149955533Their K%+ is the best seen since war time baseball, seems that's secretly the most important stat
If I'm the Phillies, I'd become hard sellers this deadline since no way they're winning the world series this year with that pen, hitting, and outfield. Get prospects and dump salary this year and rebound next year, like trade of Rojas, Marsh, Stott, and Castellanos to name a few.
>>149955555checked
also:
wasted
>>149955555I can't believe you've done this
>>149955553Heh. Took me a few seconds to get it
>>149955533they're winners
>>149955555Quints placing a curse on the Jays lmao
Schwarber going to be paid by the fuckload this offseason.
>>149955501mariners can't make up a game on us, even when we get blown out
You guys remember when /x/ was creepy and fun? I miss those days. I try going down rabbit holes these days but I know everything is fake and gay now, so it takes the fun out of it.
>>149955592it always was fake and gay, you just didn't realize it yet
Only 38 minutes until MY Mets play!!!!
>11 hits
>0-9 RISP
what happened
mm
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Picked a great time to become awful, Stinkees
>>149955605Yeah thatโs true. At least they put in effort tho. Last night I did find out thereโs some spooky ghosts in the Chris Watts police bodycam footage and that was pretty neat at least
>>149955608SF trannies vs Gay boricuas
gibe
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>the yumbo yack is secured
Juming off a bridge after that shwarbomb
>>149955624should be a gay ol' time!
>>149955615They've always been awful
>>149955624Ew!!! Not the trannies, so cringe.
>>149955560Phillies are never winning a world series with Topper at the helm.
>Rojas, Marsh, Stott, and CastellanosWho the fuck would want any of these retards?
>Kekering in the 8th and Strahm
The lead is STILL not safe
>>149955632Based Super Gay Boricua
>>149955633Bad teams with shitter GM's than Dombrowski, aka probably the Fish
>>149955635don't worry bro, david robertson is coming back soon to make it all better
>>149955635it's never safe. even when the eagles were up 40-6 I was still nervous.
The league leaders Toronto Blue Jays
>>149955560They just need to improve the bullpen and get one good right handed hitter and they'll have good odds of winning the championship.
appletv's ratings would go up if they showed siera santos' sexy latina butt during her updates
>>149955644never forget sixto sanchez for six seasons of jt realmuto lmao
Odd years isn't Chadres years. Our window of opportunity is closed. See you next year. GG birbs, keep stunting on Mike Shildt, bitch keeps putting out the same lineup and except something to change.
m9
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Jays win! GG Tigers
Skubal vs Gausman tomorrow will be oretty exciting
>>149955657They are frauds, I couldnโt imagine claiming any different
>>149955649>david robertson is coming back soon to make it all betterOh good, he can pair well with the eventual Familia, Kimbrel, and Neris reunion special too.
>>149955666satanjays confirmed
imagine being a stankees fan right now lmao
>Brent Rooker got 7 ABs with the Padres before the Padres decided to get rid of him
>Yuli got 40
>Tirso got 14
>Trenton Brooks has 43 and there is no sign of him ever leaving this fucking team
it just doesn't add up. seriously there has to be a chihuahua that is better than him, what's the holdup?
>>149955673>prrrtposting from the parkuhhh based???
>>149955657Not enough. they need all that plus real outfield players that can field and hit. plus someone to replace Stott since he's probably getting canned after this season no doubt.
>>149955495626 4 lyfe my man
>Lockridge has a .318 average and .962 OPS with the Chihuahuas since being sent back
I seriously would rather have him back than Trenton Brooks, please for the love of God
>>149955687kek
also massacre happening in chicago right now
>>149955649He did absolutely nothing wrong in the 2022 postseason. It was dramatic but he got out of every sticky situation
>>149955663too bad can't say the same for Luzardo, but even then the guy they traded to get him prob gonna flop hard too like Sixto did.
>>149955684GG our team sucks and what's sucks Is we're probably gonna unload a haul for Duran and whoever, and still miss the playoffs.
>>149955681Unfair that Campusano barely gets AB. I get that he sucks but what's the point of him just stat padding in El paso. He cannot be worse than Diaz and Maldonado. Either DFA Brooks and call up Yonathon peralaza. Or anyone really.
>>149955706just your average evening in the souf side
>>149955722You guys got swept last series
2 months of baseball left and the Jays are leading the league
>>149955726you guys were a playoff team, oops about that one
>>149955716>we're probably gonna unload a haul for Duranthey already have reportedly said no to Cease and Salas, so that window has closed. My sights are now on hoping the Angels give us Taylor Ward
>>149955726>>149955722The game should be closer, the ball is jumping off the bats there tonight and the cubs had like 3 or 4 balls end up right at the wall.
All of the good guys are winning today
this is my suggestion for op's image next thread
>>149955740the sox also had like 5 balls end up right at the wall
we can both play that game moron cubs fan
>>149955740Feels like this happens to the cubs a lot. A couple feet shy from the wall once a damn inning every game
bawston ain't coming back. doyers win yay!
>>149955755same digits too
that's spooky
>casparius
hold the line Sox
>>149955755wow the numbers
>This team has completely collapsed. Total mental breakdown. It's WS Game 5
it's crazy how hard the jankees got buck broken by one inning
Sosa once again showing those exciting whites how to hit a baseball proper.
>caspy
Kek no longer a starter
>>149955657I legitimately don't think Topper is capable of managing a pitching staff at a major league level, with or without a good bullpen and a right handed hitter will not improve this team's inability to hit with RISP.
>>149955761There it goes again
>>149955750>first time the Jays lead the AL this late in the season since 2015>first time the Jays also lead MLB this late in the season since 1992Let's enjoy it lads
Remember when casparius was good?
>>149955799im talking as much shit as possible now because i know how this ends
>red sox
>wearing green
what did they mean by this?
The chocolate chip cookies i made are so good. Time to sit back with some milk and some baseball
Both the Red Sox and Stankees have intentionally walked Kepler in the past week. Is the AL even a serious league?
yankees... wtf are you doing? that was a horrible read is this guy even your regular CF?
>>149955592I spent an entire day on the archive searching for creepy stories in my area. Very cool
Think the Yankees can fail McMahon on his physical and get their prospects back and start selling? They ainโt winning shit.
>>149955829Thatโs a good idea, how did you do that?
Okay I think the lead is somewhat safe now for matt strahm to not blow it... unless he turns into corey knebel.
bros... what is happening ! ! !
>>149955841nothing ever happens anon
>>149955837thomson probably lazar
>>149955738Preller probably gonna do some dumb shit like give up Leo for Ward or some shit. He admitted that he was desperate for a catcher so he overpaid for Nola back when he was a Mariners. Yikes.
This team is just has no VAR, no life. They didn't sign profar was their first mistake and Higgy, now we have just old ass who filling up our lineup. Either Preller in panic mode or our dodger owner are really being stingy......
Does every market have random jamokes talking on the side of the screen as the game is being played? Kind of annoying.
at least we didnโt get shut outโฆvghโฆ
>Phillies have 8 plus runs scored tonight
Yankess win the series by default now since the Phillies bats gonna be in a coma tomorrow and Sunday.
WE LOVE IT
gg red sox see ya tomorrow
Doyers won that game
gg redsox cya tomorrow
kek casparius almost shit himself
I wish I could get stoned without having a panic attack. Iโd get stoned every night
>>149955865Just some Yankees commentator shit-talk coming back to bite them.
>>1499558324plebs dot org
Just go on the /x/ section and it has a search bar you and just type keywords
Lol I also searched my town name on /pol/ and of course there were some posts from some qanon schizo claiming there was a child trafficking ring here with a layout of supposed buildings that are involved and shit.
>>149955893her toes are really long
GGs Red Sox, cya tomorrow
We love it!
https://youtu.be/KcADqxnQA_4
>first consecutive wins for the dodgers since july 3
yikes
>Tommy is back
>Teo HR
>Conforto xtra base hit
>No bullpen spaghetti
we are so back doggiebros
>>149955894Cool, thanks bro
GG Red Sox
loved seeing dodgers fans at fenway
well that escalated quickly, but a fun game yanks gg see ya tomorrow
>>149955887get some legal bud and find a strain that works for you, if youโre smoking street weed itโs probably sprayed with some shit that freaks you out unironically a budtender can help you.
Phillies finna make ya seethe!
Thank god Doc kept Yates off the mound
gg sox, see you tomorrow
sex with kirsten
>>149955898What is it that you love? Cock?
>12 runs scored in game 1
Congrats on your series win, Yankees
>>149955924yea not for long tho
>>149955936This dude falls asleep early on a friday
>>149955927I thought the yankees defense thing was a meme, but damn they're either sloppy, lazy, or just bad.
>>149955924Yeah. Hoping for a CFer. Sick of white tyrone mang.
Nick Martinez isn't great by any means, but all he does is keep us in games every fifth day. one of my fav Reds this year.
>>149955912I have legal bud. Dispensaryโs a 15 minute walk away. I can only smoke if Iโm drunk as hell, but Iโve quit drinking so Iโm just raw dogging reality now and itโs boring as shit lol
>>149924155Hate to be THAT guy
Why is late night baseball so comfy?
>dodgers playing like shit and still have a comfortable lead
kek poodres
>>149955961For me, it's morning baseball
>>149955894Im havin fun with this already. Thanks for the idea my man
>>149955961it's freaking 7PM and i'm still at my shop
>>149955950He canโt hit bro. Heโs getting meme cult status for only defense and itโs holding us back. Heโs the new Guillorme, bad player everyone loves and wants to hold on to way too long. Thank you for your cervix tyrone but he should be getting DFAd when we get another Offer. Unless they trade Marte instead who theyโre gonna keep for vibes.
Doesn't matter, Dodgers still losing this series
>>149955961>Be me>Doyer in NYC>End work at 10pm>Baybawl has just started:)
>>149955974100% a Dodger fan with Kim, Park, Choi, and even Ohtani now. She doesn't know what a Met is.
>franchise playerโs nickname is a crude reference to his ass
West coast people are the most depraved disgusting people in America
>>149955996The Pacific Northwest is a liberal cesspool
>>149955973Sounds like you're on the wrong coast pal
No way the Cards sweep the Padres and get their WC spot right?
We got BERTIBALL in Chicago
Athletics got a nice little lineup going on there tbqh
>>149956007No. WC teams will be Cubs, Phillies and Giants.
>>149955979If they decide to keep him you will eat your words at some point this year Iโm telling you
These bitches love recker
>>149955967Odd years is our cursed years, apparently. We just plain suck and our GM probably gonna do a retarded trade.
>>149956023Look at her go!
>>149956018The Brewers are not winning the central. Theyโre not going to win at a .750 clip lmao
If Schwarber reaches 500 HR is he a HoFer?
>>149955992she went to a mets-dbacks game
no dodgers in sight
>>149956018Ideally it would be:
1 Dodgers
2 Cubs
3 Mets
4 Padres
5 Giants
6 Phillies
for the most shit posting but the Brewers have put those plans on hold
>>149955972No problem dude. Have fun. I can spend hours on there
>>149956057How many inches is she taking there?
Cubs gonna shit out 9 runs or I didnโt get dubs
>>149956065>Cubgers got that byeIf only
>all the shitty teams won today and all the good teams lost today
interesting...
>>149955996Youโre telling me you wouldnโt clap that?
My Jintsies off to a bad start :(
My Metsies off to a good start :)
>>149955996you wouldn't get it, best coast culture is laidback. sorry but you have to be born over here to understand. all of this countries problems begin east of the rockies
Pix 11 sound guys doing an awful job
if the cubs come back and win this, i'll fuck your ass
Mets coming out of the gate on fire
>>149956098>>149956102Mariner bros. Who are y'all rooting for?
Kek Sox catcher just got beaned in the balls
>>149956131took a ball to the beans?
i think the holmes experiment is a failure, not a spectacular one, but a failure nonetheless
>>149956022>These bitches love reckerWhich ones?
gonna be a long night bros
>ball to the nuts
HILARIOUS
>my ROCKS won another game
Love to see it
>gay homo
His arm is cooked itโs his first year starting move him to the bullpen for the rest of the year and call up McLean.
>>149956154who and where?
Sleep
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>>149956160It bothers me that dinger's shirt is too small for him
I will always have a fascination with the Manning's.
Goddamn dingers ruining this game
Nick Kurtz is fucking insane. 1900+ OPS since the allstar break. Dude has 15 bases tonight against us. Just give him the rookie of the year.
>>149956183The female models or the male atheletes?
rasy
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baybaw
>>149956194>The female modelsThere are female models named Manning?
>>149956194But what about male models?
>>149956191>Nick Kurtzdude you canโt say that itโs 2025
bleh gg Dwightโs ox cya tmrw
>>149956206Chicago canโt lose
>>149956057don't care, she's definitely a dodger fan
>>149956202Oh my bad
Nick Kuats
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>>149956199you're so fuckin old
Mets pitching not looking hot
>>149956230older than you think babe
>>149956142Both him and peterson should be strapped to a rocket and launched straight at new jersey.
>>149956200Yes. They're sisters.
>>149956199Why don't you fill out the pitchers and catchers columns?
>>149956230Why? Iโm a toolsy teen and I score games
Runners are scared of running on Soto now
>>149956257I'm brushing my index fingers in an old-fashioned shame-shame motion that you should recognize as a senior citizen
We have to start calling him peein crap again to get him going
>>149956044he has 20 WAR and like 320 home runs so he would be like 35 WAR if he his 500. Not enough, even for a DH imo
>>149956271i fully recognize your gesture and i use one finger to return my own
Should we start renaming them as the Pope Sox? Or Holy Sox?
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>>149956235i think you're somewhere between 42 and ~55. if you're much older than that then i'm surprised.
>>149956245i've never seen anybody in person with a book that wasn't 65+
>>149956313>Or Holy Sox?Holy Light or Deus Vult
>>149956320I like the Giantsโ ballpark. Itโs pretty good
>>149956305Aww, you're #1 too friend!
>>149956320giamets bonding, itโs a beautiful thing
>>149956328alright not that old. and i've seen two 20-somethings scoring games this season to my surprise
kek at Keith getting tired of that load mouth fan
BASEDOR..
A SWING AND A DRIVE
hes so fucking back