Unironically Tigers deserve to lose this slurper. Their offense is utterly shit. Worse than my Astros

>>150853010
Welcome to the dog days of summer where the team you thought reloaded and retooled during the trade deadline has hit a wall. Take a seat next to us.

>2025 Astros have 142 roster moves this season
>already the record for most roster moves in a single season in the modern 162 games era (outside of covid season)
>the next highest is the 2019 Phillies with 135 and the 2023 Angels with 130
I’m glad we’re at least actually making records with the number of injuries we’ve sustained

I’m gonna be pissed if the >RISPstros don’t score here

>sky-high ERA pitcher with predictable pitch selection
>only get one run off an oppo baby ground ball hit to score a man from second
classic astros, at least we are (currently) winning

Well….. at least the Ms are losing

>>150395923
Do you think we can spare any? When was the last time you saw a relief pitcher more than two times in a row? Every single relief pitcher is optioned immediately after the game to call someone else up because we need arms so badly. I mean we have Krimbrel pitching of all people.

Enjoy China Dubin you shitter

Gloryholes still shit it seems

>blowpen
you’re fucking kidding me you fucking retards

Rays why have you forsaken your duty?

Oh boy I get to hear the commentary discuss yankees vs astros comparisons from 3+ years ago constantly for the entire length of the game

>post game interview with “non-english speaker” player
>reporter asks question in english
>fully understands the question but still has to answer in spanish to the translator
>after the reporter says thank you, responds with fully native sounding “thank you”
Why do so many teams pretend 95%+ of their players can’t speak a lick of english? Do translators just need something to do?

Well, positives:
>Correa hit the ball hard as fuck
>JP3 went 3/5
>Diesel went 7 innings of good baseball
>we can pin this loss solely on the ump
>vibes are good still
negatives:
>Altuve is doing stupid shit again
>Yainer is still a bad catcher
>JP3 left the game early for *undisclosed reason*
>used all our high leverage bullpen arms tonight
Jeremy getting pulled in the 10th could be catastrophic if something else happened.

Nick Kurtz is fucking insane. 1900+ OPS since the allstar break. Dude has 15 bases tonight against us. Just give him the rookie of the year.

>Hector Neris pitching the 11th
Welp, staying up to 1am wasn’t worth it