I’m gonna be pissed if the >RISPstros don’t score here

>sky-high ERA pitcher with predictable pitch selection
>only get one run off an oppo baby ground ball hit to score a man from second
classic astros, at least we are (currently) winning

Well….. at least the Ms are losing

>>150395923
Do you think we can spare any? When was the last time you saw a relief pitcher more than two times in a row? Every single relief pitcher is optioned immediately after the game to call someone else up because we need arms so badly. I mean we have Krimbrel pitching of all people.

Enjoy China Dubin you shitter

Gloryholes still shit it seems

>blowpen
you’re fucking kidding me you fucking retards

Rays why have you forsaken your duty?

Oh boy I get to hear the commentary discuss yankees vs astros comparisons from 3+ years ago constantly for the entire length of the game

>post game interview with “non-english speaker” player
>reporter asks question in english
>fully understands the question but still has to answer in spanish to the translator
>after the reporter says thank you, responds with fully native sounding “thank you”
Why do so many teams pretend 95%+ of their players can’t speak a lick of english? Do translators just need something to do?

Well, positives:
>Correa hit the ball hard as fuck
>JP3 went 3/5
>Diesel went 7 innings of good baseball
>we can pin this loss solely on the ump
>vibes are good still
negatives:
>Altuve is doing stupid shit again
>Yainer is still a bad catcher
>JP3 left the game early for *undisclosed reason*
>used all our high leverage bullpen arms tonight
Jeremy getting pulled in the 10th could be catastrophic if something else happened.

Nick Kurtz is fucking insane. 1900+ OPS since the allstar break. Dude has 15 bases tonight against us. Just give him the rookie of the year.

>Hector Neris pitching the 11th
Welp, staying up to 1am wasn’t worth it