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STL: Willson Contreras has received a six-game suspension for his on-field actions following an ejection from Monday’s game against the Pirates
SF: Landen Roupp has been diagnosed with a bone bruise in his left knee and will miss the rest of the season
LAA: Chris Taylor (hand) will begin a minor league rehab assignment on Wednesday with Triple-A Salt Lake
ATH: Athletics placed LHP Jacob Lopez on the 15-day injured list, retroactive to August 25, with a left elbow flexor strain, selected the contract of RHP Mason Barnett from Triple-A Las Vegas
CIN: Noelvi Marte is in center field on Tuesday against the Dodgers
SEA: Dominic Canzone (forearm) is back in the lineup for Tuesday’s game against the Padres
TOR: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. remains at DH for Tuesday’s showdown against the Twins
CLE: The Athletic’s Ken Rosenthal reports the Guardians have placed first baseman Carlos Santana on outright waivers

mariners

who up flamin' they yan?

>>150427311 (OP)
'stros

what did Wilson Contreras do to get a 6 game suspension

>>150427316
Let us win please

'stros

PHILLIES
GAPING
YOUR
HISPANIC
BURRITO
ASS

y = x^2 em

>6 game suspension for contreras
jazz wouldve got 50

my Metsies :)

>>150427342
yeah i got a pair o bollocks for ya

I'm not mad.

LGM

Fuck my boricua ass

>FAGGets
KEK

Update on Sasaki rehab:
>Will Klein comes in and immediately hits a batter, scoring a run, but ends the inning afterwards on a groundout
>Sasaki's final line: 3.2IP, 5H, 3ER, 2BB, 4K

>>150427334
This actually made me burst out laughing and I can’t stop

no. (it's padres and mariners dude it could go either way. could end 1-0 could end 14-15 we just gotta watch the game)

is this nu tho?

>>150427360
Let's

Go

Mikes

>>150427311 (OP)
Angels

>>150427316
>>150427338
mariners!

if base then ball!

Fuck my burrito ass

lets go mikesineriants

I'm genuinely tired of this stupid platooning shit. Neither side of the platoon can get going because they don't play enough.

oh my god based god

who's the real winner here?
Phillies trading for Captain Israel? >>150427057
or Mets trading for a virulent antisemite?

>>150427389
oh he so generous

Misorowski. Is there anybody more hateable?

>>150427383
Its not 7th stretch

KEK look at this retard
https://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/1960163713337504012

>>150427389
>be me
>b little
>grow up
true story btw

jaysbros...

>>150427404
got any vids of her peeing and/or pooing?

relievers giving multiple free baserunners as usual, this game is done (unless springer hits more dingers)

>>150427336
dont be mean to her

Boricuas still up by 2! Seethe toids!

fucking wallner, kill yourself for that slide

>>150427420
>watch my entitlement show as i randomly photograph complete strangers and expect them to comply

the jays streak might be over

kek pooston

lol keith

kek burritos have an inferiority complex to superior cubans?

Trashiedoo 'em!

OUR groundball-pitching rogers

>>150427420
women are casually mean to eachother in public because they haven't learned what a socially acceptable fist to the jaw feels like.

sex gifs

>they called a ball on an attempted bunt
lol

LAXADAISICAL IS NOT A WORD REEEEE IT'S LACKADAISICAL FFFFFF

>>150427445
incel

JFC

It's just about time for Mariners baseball!

sit your ass down!

>>150427455
black people get to decide how it's said sweaty

>>150427460
wow just looked, that's incredible

>>150427463

show us the pullapart son

>>150427463
oh yes

Even if we lose to the Rockies today the Mariners are losing to the Padres so it's ok

>>150427460
what the shit

Golden Sombrealamuto...

>>150427476
You have way too much faith in us

come on phillies!

>>150427469
the yes network pxp guy is black?

>>150427463
nice

>>150427483
doesn't matter, we have to sit this one out until they decide

>>150427447
4 strikes yer out

>>150427463
yes...YES!!!

>>150427490
you sound retarded. i'm gonna ignore canadian posters from now on because of you

Alejandro seething kek

>>150427463
I listened to the game at the gym last night. The Aussies ex pitcher colour guy is really good.

Sir Anthony

based sir anthony

>>150427338
oops
>>150427367

>>150427463
sending good vibes marinerbro

Sir Anthony puts the fire out

>>150427460
fish = squished

poodrepacos seething lol

>>150427506
LARP night in his honour when??

>>150427518
rent free doyerpaco

need my Mets to finish this game quickly before the west coast retards start showing up

>>150427508
this is cooler, but it will be lost on the weebs since they don't appreciate ultraman

Officer Cal in da pen.

>>150427518
>losing the Vedder cup
>ass pain is Black like Even Flow
LMFAO

what the fuck lmao

>>150427508
This is based Fuwawa

>>150427508
love toku
hate the dodgers

>>150427528
Cease is handsome
no homo x

>>150427528
Enforcing vagrancy laws against that BUM.

>>150427455
I know damn well you say choclate and not chocolate

>>150427541
Imagine ICE takes half a roster on live TV.

>>150427412
oh you

God damn this game tight as fuck I dunno go Hoffman

I think Titties is back Padrebros

>>150427463
I would eat this

do you guys pronounce caramel without the middle a?

Here we go miccies, here we go *clap clap stomp*

>>150427566
that would be retarded, so i imagine many here do

PRRRTTTTTT

paco vs paco in here

>>150427566
i do, because i'm not retarded the way many here are

>>150427566
Caramel - chewy sugar
Carmel -a coastal mountain range in northern Israel

>>150427566
I find it depends. Like when I order salted caramel ribbon at the local ice cream place I totally go full second A because that ice cream place is awesome, but other times I am like fuck it.

>>150427566
CAR-Mehl

>>150427580
Glad you could join us

i keep forgetting bader is a phillie

>>150427566
I cant imagine a thick southern accent saying it without the second A

Alvarado is back.. what??

>>150427579
>>150427585
the duality of /mlb/

ITFCB

can't ground into double plays if Tatis just gets doubles!

>>150427592
i hate this, it's care-uh-mel

Trout please

>>150427605
For me its Orange Caramel

>>150427613
I wanna fuck you

for me it's CARE-muhl

>>150427614
this is true!*
*if you're a fucking faggot

If Harrison Bader became a jedi, would he be called Master Bader?

>>150427613
why's that chicken carrying around a beheaded tranime girl

>>150427627
we don't sign our posts here

>>150427630
kek KEK

How will /mlb/ cope when the Yankees win their 28th ring?

>>150427566
Carmel is a town in CA. Caramel is a candy. I pronounce these differently.

...

>>150427630
ohhhhh i get it

kek blowgays

No...NO!

>>150427566
I do because I am interested in language and proper pronunciations. Fairly or unfairly, I judge people by how they speak and establish a mental baseline of their intelligence based on whether they pay attention to those sorts of details as well.

welp

Hoff Jeffman

>>150427630
Gives up lots of skywalkers

>>150427630
The Jedi Council would never make him Master for this very reason. and I will sadly admit I spent WAY too much free time reading a bunch of prequel novels........

Fuckin told ya they never should have let Chad Green go

>memeiners
stupid idiots

>>150427566
care-uh-MELL

helsley is gonna tie this game isn’t he

>>150427645
/mlb/ won't be around in 2056, what do you mean?

'dres on the 'oard

>>150427645
everyone in this thread will have died of old age by that point, so we'll never know

PHILLIES

no...NO!!!

B A D E R
A
D
E
R

Keep the runs coming. We're gonna need them for Cease

Come on.

What a stupid ass hit.

ok I TAKE THAT COMMENT BACK YOU MAY SIT ON THE COUNCIL MASTER BADER. fuck the mest we are SO BACK

Just as planned, Chadres score first only to blow it.

SUCK MY BADER HADERS

FUCKING HELSLEY

>>150427662
he wasn't a closer

reds legend harrison bader

>>150427657
>>150427658
At least he's better than Romano

>>150427630
idk i never watched star wars. Is that a thing they do?

>>150427671
>>150427674
Seething Bostonites

>>150427685
don't be so negative

kwab mest

I just saw Helsey fall to his knees in the middle of Citi Field

FUCKING HELLsley

pull this fucking cunt NOW

Fucking Billy Tattlor 2.0

Fuck this faggot

LMAO NIGGAS SHOOK U DUM ASS WHITE BOY

How many bullpen flops have there been this year? A bunch of absolute stinkers

>>150427694
U must be fun at parties

FUCK MY BORICUA ASS NOW

>>150427685
Go away Fuwawa

dreadlocks are hideous

helsley is cooked

>>150427698
whose this? got any vids of her shitting and or urinating??

THROW STRIKES YOU FUCK

STRIKES

>>150427662
It would have been 8-4 Twins by the time Chad was pulled, dude is washed

ramon lauereano looks like a small springer

lets go cubbies :)

Just finished laundry at a laundromat and treated myself a double scoop icecream :) hello /mlb/ it's fucking humid today.

I mean Mets will still win game, but come the fuck on. This faggot can't be trusted with anything.

>>150427723
racially charged post

HELLS BELLS PALSY

Don’t worry. Cease will give up 3 runs in one inning

>>150427718
just saiyan

I love you Ramon

>>150427741
is this a Mad Men reference?

KEK MEMEINERS

FRAUD ALERT!

J E W S
E
W
S

>>150427735
Time to give Sir Anthony a shot at closing. Hoffman is too erratic

pull him, fuck.

>>150427738
post your gf's hairy armpits boy

marinsaars kek

>>150427738
Hey babe. What’s for dinner tonight? Padres on the board!

>>150427738
nice what flavor?? for me it's superDuperBrownieChocoGiveMeChocolateOreo

>>150427736
what the hell did I tell ya

LAUREANOOOOOOOO

helsley is not made to pitch in new york

lololol wtf

>>150427719
no...NO!!!

sit the FUCK DOWN Helsey
walk the FUCK OFF Helsey

man im glad I went to the game last night and not tonight kek

>>150427747
based

>>150427735
It was a joke autist

Ball 3, you’re out!
Is this ump black?

SAAR, DO NOT REDEEM THE LOSS!

check em

are the br*w*rs ch*ating?

>>150427777
and checked

kek Helsley being treated to some hearty boos as he walk off
deserved

I believed last night, but I don't think tonight is our night. I feel like we always play like trash on Tuesdays.

I'm gonna do something else...

oh boy

>game already over
faggot ass mariners

fuckin BOOOOOOO

stop fucking around with the strike zone and get the fucking job done next time

>get to 2 outs immediately
>padres almost bat around
lol

Laureano has been a one-man wrecking crew for the poodres. fuck you gloryholes.

It's fine Cease will make this competitive kek

why did the mets sign helsley???

I'm just saying I don'think Mariano Rivera gave up 11 home runs in his career let alone 1 season.

my brewers had a rough week but we're back to being good again
our best hitter has been injured this entire time so hopefully we get him back soon

Helsely and Stanek can literally go kill each other

going to walk the bases loaded here

about to get CGSO'd by patrick fucking corbin

>>150427777
>ch-ch-ch-ch-CHECKED
>**high pitch** CHECKED
>**very slowed down low pitch**checkkkkked

Team sucks

At least I had ribs as my last meal.

doyerpacos seething kek

STOTTY GONZALES

I feel like the phillies wont comeback, but at least they fought

we don't even have fluharty on the roster to save us

>>150427801
>sign

OH NO NO NO METS BURRITOS

>>150427817
were they tasty fren? Looked good hot out the oven

lmao blue jays suck

NEVER SHOULD HAVE GOT RID OF CHAD GREEN

>>150427827
>>

>>150427806
Make that 12

5 run lead, Cease can keep himself calm hopefully

>>150427801
>sign

>>150427777
based

welp season's done, no closer

>it was 4-0
BRRRRRRTTTT

>Cease
That 5 run lead is not going to last long.

>astros getting owned by the ROCKIES
>mariners immediately blow it
we can literally never gain ground on these fuckers, its genuinely insane

hehe poo jays

Fuck Yeah

that physically hurt to watch

Wow devers is such a turd. They ought to kill him

the fuck are you swinging at

>>150427829
Yeah they were excellent.

>>150427767
>Cease on the mound
Don't get too comfortable

>>150427851
Padres live rent free in your head. You dont post about anyone else lol

I dont think trea has ever bunted on the phillies. What a horrible at bat

god bless Diaz

>>150427865

> rc

what on earth

the mariners should stop giving up runs

>>150427880
don't see how they can get back into this one otherwise

>>150427865
oh fuck yea
tater salad looking legit too

edWIN

>>150427876
NTA but my dad fucking loves RC for some reason. must be a boomer thing

Clean inning from Cease, what a great pitcher he is

>>150427767
>>150427868

>>150427887
It’s the first inning. Anything could happen

>>150427900

i mean it's good every once in a while just haven't seen a can in ages

>>150427865
>paper plate chad
based

Mariners getting no hit and losing 45-0 at this rate

I think the DOYERS should score early!

Marinaras will not recover from this

how bout that pen

Veddercast

>Mariners meltdown
>my Astros will comeback in the bottom of 8th
This is epic

>>150427906
true, if the runs line up there could be 9 more

>>150427905
Truly pathetic people

SCHWARBER BLASTS ONE INTO PIPI PARK AND THEN WE FEED THE DURANTULA

>>150427872
Yes of course, I hate the Padres.

>>150427924
HECKIN!

thats the ballgame

>>150427940
THE pipi park?!

eddie in da booth

>>150427905
What is this I keep seeing it posted on here
r/OutOfTheLoop

sometimes I think players show bunt and pull away to trick the umps into giving them the ball call

>>150427905
What would /mlb/ do if they showed up to your ballpark?

>>150427956
does he know ball?

>>150427958
people are posting tranimetubers
there was a tranimetube thing in nyc recently

>>150427956
EVEN FLOOOOOOOW

ITFDB

>>150427956
is that freddie prinze junior?

>>150427956
That's a tranny right?

>>150427945
What a sad existence you live. kys :)

smells in here lads

Does Marlins man live in New York?

I see him sitting behind home plate in an awful lot of Mets games, mind you it’s middle of the week Brewers @ Mets type of games.

>little girl with the cheeky “Taylor just got her ring the Mets are next” sign

Ayy lmaoo

>>150427973
kek he do be looking like Freddie

>>150427956
>huhduhduh like BUTTERFLIES

>>150427964
I probably wouldn't do anything unless they sat right in front or behind me

>>150427982
Post the other padre fan

Why does Soto stare at every first pitch

why do the phillies make brown people so very mad

>runner goes
>and fouled off
every Arraez at bat at this point

>>150427982
kek

>>150427958
It was an amazing concert.

>>150427964
Bully them

>>150427982
Padrechad amongst doyerpacos

>>150427999
Was Subaru there
I love her so much

>>150427992
so you have a chance to figure out the pitcher's delivery and velocity from the batters box perspective

>>150427996
I am getting tired of him

>>150427982
he's not plugging. that's mid pick.

all these years and i still wanna sample toyota jan's sweaty filth hole

>>150427991
kek
I didnt save that pic unfortunately

>>150427999
None of you actually watch this shit right?

WILMAH: :)

My Jints on the board :)

Juan Fraudo

>50+ pitches and it's only the second inning
yikes

Well….. at least the Ms are losing

SIT THE FUCK DOWN MET BURRITO HISPANIC FUCKS

>>150428021
Chad or algo

>>150428021
2hu?

>>150428021
kek

>>150428021
Kek!

>>150427964
we had nikke girls at ours, which is objectively better

SOTO SLOT

>>150428021
Why do poodrepacos have the funniest looking niggas?

>>150427965
Yeah he's a massive Cubs fan

>>150428062
Which guy was your favorite?

sit the FUCK down!!!

Oh boy I can't wait to watch my Marin--
Oh.

>>150428062
who
we love hololive in /mlb/

>Mariners Funko Pop theme game
HOLY BASED!!!!! BASED!!!!

>>150428013
Yeah but like, why not just send it and see what happens every once in a while especially when every pitcher seems to just dump a fastball down the middle every time? I don’t know the exact frequency of first-pitch 4sfbs to Soto I’m going off intuition. I get in that situation maybe being scared of tbe double play

it's not over yet!

Mets are gonna win it in the 9th or extras since the Lillies used all their bullpen besides Duran.

>>150428062
>gacha trash
kys

>>150427956
he's in the Padres broadcast now

unpopular opinion but Kyle Schwarber actually sucks... except when he's pitched a fastball high and inside, then he's the greatest player who ever lived.

Well you see, Eddie Vedder is from San Diego. And his band Pearl Jam is from Seattle. So that’s where the Padres Mariners connection comes from. So it’s kino because… WELL IT JUST IS OKAY?!

>>150428083
yes...YES!!!

>Doyerpacos dont understand the difference between banter and being obnoxious faggots
kek

>Roki Sasaki in his third rehab stint: 3.2 IP | 5 H | 3 R | 3 ER | 2 BB | 4 K
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET

>>150427956
whos that semen demon on the right?

COME ON EDWIN

>>150428091
its just a brown coast fake rivalry because the west coast has no history or culture like the east coast

>>150428091
That's right!

remember when diaz was too retarded to cover first base glad that era is over

Such lazy fucking at bats, gg Mets

Philthie kek

>KERSHIT
KEK DOYERPACOS

>helsley 1 out on 28 pitches
>diaz 5 outs on 22 pitches
dude is amazing.

Hehe Polar Bear about to walk off these philthies into the parabolic mics

>>150428101
Don’t ever reply to me, faggot.

>>150428013
nvm im retarded it was 2 out anyway, so honestly just swing who fucking cares

>successful challenge
>end up with a worse result
lol

>>150428084
When I played I was scared to do that, as it would be a waste of an at bat if I just grounded out without trying to figure out the pitcher.
I don't mind when big leaguers do it, unless they do something retarded like swinging when the runner on first has a great jump off the base, and they foul the ball off, and now you don't have a guy in scoring position.

>bullpen blows the game
>vladdy not clutch
Ready for the playoffs

GG Twinkies, see ya tomorrow

>>150427956
>the Vedder Cup!

kek blowgays

imagine playing half your games in a shithole like Doyer stadium kek

>>150428113
He really is. >We'd be pretty fucked without him.
Still can't believe Helsley shat the bed that badly in as little as 28 pitches

>>150428091
That's actually kinda cool when you imagine ppl wondering why it's called the Vader cup 100 years from now. Same way I just found out michelin star restaurants were a Michelin tires thing

>>150428021
>cropping out the queen behind him

>>150428138
alright, i'm imagining it. now what?

Fuck Yeah

Another solid inning for Cease

It's tigover

jays fucking stink

gg fuckers

>>150428144
she cute

those nails too bet she fucks like a demon

BATY BETTER BUNT

LESSSSSGOOOOOOOMETS!!!

In 100 years the Mariners will be in Montreal and Padres will be in LA or San Antonio

>>150428140
yeah no one will give a shit because both those teams will still have no rings or relocate

>>150428138
>instantly start making $750,000
sounds pretty good desu

>>150428144
hoochie mama!

strikeoutani

Reds stop bullying Ohtani please

Okay put Vargas in.

now how will the mets fuck this one up...

incoming walk off walk for the mets

BUNT MOTHERFUCKER

LOLPHILTHIES

>>150428131
Get ready for the movie

What exactly does Ohtani do?

REMEMBER YOU'LL ALWAYS BE BROWN
NO BASEBALL WIN CAN EVER CLEAN THE TAINT ON YOUR SKIN AND YOUR EYE COLOR

>hitting xander's wrist again
STOP

bunt the runner to third

Bust Baty will he do it?

>>150428184
Alejandro

yes...YES!!!

Bombaclat ya Baty boy

>>150428183
ur mum

BASE HIT BATY!!!

BATY
A
T
Y

TWINS WIN

>>150428187
make cease put guys on base it's only fair

Nimmo.

Nimmo.

Please.

Pls

duran got this

>>150428200
>>150428199
>>150428196
you'll always be brown

>>150428203
Don't worry he will. No need to bean their players

Nimmo grand slamma incoming??

Sneks

Sac fly Nimmo please

twinkies got it done

freddie :)

freddie :)

sloppy reds

Let’s make it 4 grand slams, Nimmster

>>150428198
>pedobox

fweddie :3

freddie :)

>resd fielding
winkybros...

why. why would you do that

ok duran might not have this..

>nobletiger
>triple play
>somehow awarding philly a run on some esoteric rule
MEST

METS WIN METS WIN METS FUCKING WIN

Come on Reds I need you to win

KEK RESD FIELDING

KEK PHILTHIES

ggs mets
not sure what to take from that game

Nimmo did it! METS WIN

METS WIN METS WIN METS WIN
>>150428214
SUCK SHIT LOLOLOLOL

PHILTHIES SUCK

BORICUABROS

NETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

and the phils lose. this is what i get for having a good day lmao

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FILTHIES KEK

MUH DEADLINE CLOSER

BAHAHAHHAHAHA
>philthydelphia
>shitties
>city of blow-the-lead clubs

>kruk says trea needs to move over
>hit there where he said to move to

winning a game in august while youre still down 5 in the division is like winning the world series for the mets

Oh yeah oh yeah

why is there no one at the dodgers game?

do you guys think you could run the bases quicker than freddie?

>>150428230
>>150428231
>>150428248
>>150428250

TOTAL TOID DEATH

mets win
reds will lose
what else is new?

>>150428265

it's not the 4th inning yet

>>150428267
there might be one person here who could

>>150428260
>>150428261
>>150428262
>>150428255
you'll always be a brown spic animal

>>150428267
i'm clinically overweight and I've got plantar fasciits on my left foot, so no anon---no...

FAGGOT PHILTHIES BLOWING THE DIVISIONAL LEAD

METS WIN

KEK PHILTHIES

>>150428287
whose this??

>>150428280
he doesn’t know

>>150428279
Dude, im literally made of mayonnaise

Status check on this buck?

>>150428294
sure you are you spic animal

>>150428144
Bro she looks like Cece from Newgirl

>5 run lead
>Cease MINDFUCKS the Mariners
>anything close
>implodes
So on home games we need to start doing a first inning opener in hopes the Padres somehow get a lead before he comes on?

>>150428290
xMagicMei

>>150428265
they're west coasters. they arrive during the 4th, then they leave after 7th to go barhopping.

LGM

ALEJANDRO SEETHING KEK

gg though Philliesbros
that was an entertaining game for sure

>>150428265
tuesday, no giveaway, overpriced tickets...

love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

how does that big Mets dick taste, philthies?

>>150428300
I thought she looked like Emmanuelle Chriqui

Another solid inning for Cease :)

>>150428308
shut the fuck up you kiwinigger discount australian

Sneks

>>150428279
>try again, skinhead!

>>150428297
Status: broken

Even if they win division they will be shook in postseason against Mets

>>150428306
>typo

lol the Mets have swept the Phillies in NYC this year, and the Phillies have swept the Mets in philly this year

I'm giving up on this one , gg dads, see you tomorrow for the rubber match.

STUNT ON 'EM CEASE

>>150428314
>how does that big Mets dick taste, philthies?

OH NO CHIKANER

KEK

kek i knew that retard would give me a free (You)

WHERE'S EARLY NU

>>150428315
She looks nothing like her

Why can't we win at citi field? we turn into the the fucking pirates when we play this team

>alejandro esposito seething
Kek

why the fuck would a brit and leaf hate mexicans lol
touch grass incel losers

>>150428302
got any vids of her peeing and/or defecating?

>>150428346
>he doesn't know

/nu/

>>150428350
>>150428350
>>150428350

/nu/

>>150428346
Its Alejandro aka Chikaner having a melty

>>150428346
ignore chikaner like the rest of the board does and he will eventually fuck off

30TH HOMERUN OF THE SEASON FOR ADELL
BREAKOUT SEASON FOR THE JO SHOW

>>150428315
this the jew broad from entourage? she's hot.

got eem

>>150428297
9 in a row lost at Citi is a big stat mentally

>>150428317
:)

RAISE THE APPLE

>>150427358
You're just numb. The anger will come in time.

AHHHHH ITS A MIC IM GONNNA LISTOOOOONNN

>>150428446
>parab-alec bohm