Thread 150698378

behave yourselves

nu in a few

is this nu tho?

>>150698403
debatable

>>150698410
whose idea was this?

https://youtu.be/q2zhIHyHmq4?si=YKpvqQtrYAgGwl_t
aussie on the mound

>>150698416
youre not going to get me to snitch, officer

tigs

well well well

>>150698395
just because a team is in california doesn't mean it's a stoner team

dryers

we own the west + dey not like us + we a family + big fly ohtani san

>>150698490
Das rite. Don't forget to put some MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAARD on your dodger dog next time you're at the stadium haha

Shohei Ohtani has set a new career high with 97 walks (so far) this season. He had 96 walks with the Angels in 2021.

I honestly think Miguel Rojas will become a manager once he retires from baseball.

nu in a few

>>150698485
sorry fren, if I had a good doyers aussie pic i wouldve used it

Giants are 3.0 WCGB. Mets are playing against a pretty hot Phillies team for the next 3 days. There is a very strong chance we see the race tied up in the week, Mets should be scared.

>>150698591
my doyers refuse to play consistent baybaw, they are the ones who should be scared in all of this considering they play the giants and phillies 10 times in a row

>>150698606
doyers have a gauntlet run

>>150698591
they'll be caught up to the dodgers by the time their series comes up. can't expect their starters to go 8 innings into a no hitter EVERY day lol... especially when the rockies can still fucking score without getting a hit lol

>>150698627
delete this nephew... I need this hope to last for at least a few more hours...

>>150698591
I am scared
They've been really inconsistent the past week

Normally I don't eat Hostess Convenience pastry Sloppa that's always cluttered up, but Damn, Kazbar is just too goated.

for me, it's a tastykake honeybun and phillies baseball

>>150698591
i kinda hope both the giants and mets make it
never watched the playoffs before, but just feel like the gennies will be a bit too [insert your choice of adjective] if the padres make it

>>150698749
behaved? or would you prefer civil?

>>150698591
Nigga we always scared

>>150698749
The genny is always shit

>>150699348
Aw you don’t mean it, say you don’t mean it!!

>>150699304
gm gridbro

>>150699348
?? explain

>>150699363
Recker on the board!!!!

Morning all.

3.5
1.5

Can you take me higher?

https://www.foxsports.com/articles/mlb/2025-mlb-mvp-odds-al-and-nl-favorites

https://www.rotowire.com/betting/mlb/al-mvp-odds.php

https://www.rotowire.com/betting/mlb/nl-mvp-odds.php

I don't really understand how odds work in the US
Much easier in Aussie, if the odds are $2.00 then every dollar you put in nets you two dollars for a win

>>150699480
I’m not a betfag, and I hate how gambling is shilled by mlb now. But I am a mathfag:

It’s based on $100, at least that’s the easiest way of thinking about it. So Ohtani at -10000 means you’d have to bet $10,000 to win $100. Soto at +3000 means a bet of $100 wins $3000.

>>150699543
Makes sense and similar enough, but I feel like it just adds another step of math then what should be required
Like if you bet $17, you'd have to divide 100 by 17 then multiply by 3000
In Aussie you just multiply your bet amount by the odds

gm mariners nation, i think we should take the series against the redberds today
>>150699450
maybe take manila and havana too

>>150699571
It seems insane that they would use $20 as an example and not $100 tbqh

>>150699662
I don't understand

Stop gambling.

>>150699669
The website the Japan anon linked had example bet of $20. Instead of $100 which would have made things more obvious non how the odds work.

>>150699677
Gambling is good for you.

>>150699918
fact check: mostly true

>>150699738
>>150699918
Look what happened to Ippei-kun; you don't want to get involved with wagers, bets, props, or games of chance.

>>150699944
Give those cubbiebears a game of chance!

I hope my Padres win today :)

>>150699980
we had the best time at your party
the wife and I
thank you very much

>>150699999
nice digits but its opposite day

Real 2hu hours

I stayed late up to watch the Red Sox game last night and now I’m dragging ass at work. I’m glad this is the last west coast road trip.

>>150699999
If they won yesterday, that means they will lose today.

>>150700118
I woke up at 3PM to watch the metsies and I’m still at work for another hour T-T

>>150700168
Mococo you need to be more hopeful. I think we're going to surge

>>150698574
Do the Doyers have Lunchlys in their dugout?

>>150698574
Coach Primate!

The Padres need to get a Uma Musume Night and collab with the Del Mar Racetrack.

wake up with some recker dingers
https://youtu.be/xpYAeO_dMVU
https://youtu.be/52VA-9CJ-I0
https://youtu.be/QqiLan4U2R4
https://youtu.be/hOWwYKhB5OY

bonus
https://youtu.be/aABRbTgg3IE

>>150699999
digits of victory

>>150699999
based

glasn-ACK

>>150700556
t. upset he never landed quints

7th inning of Game 5 of the 2015 ALDS
https://youtu.be/3ANE-fJK8PU

>>150700599
spoiler alert: jays win

>>150700461
I dont like it, but at least it makes sense

I'm very proud of my Padres for coming back and winning last night. We may finally be getting the suck out of our system.

>>150700581
My life’s greatest work

>>150700718
gay braves kek

>>150700701
We're definitely back and just in time

>>150700599
>this was troonronto's world series

KBO Results

>>150701020
NPB Results

>>150701038
NPB Standings

Bussy Standings

>>150701050
MLB American

>>150701065
MLB National

>>150701065
jaysies on top :)

>>150701244
careful you're going to make the stinkees shit their diapers

>>150701076
>the jints and dbags still have a chance at making the postseason

>>150701265
they got to have their celebration over winning the last 2 games to end the season 3w-7l vs the jays

>>150701316
those 9 blown saves by Scott really did matter and the skip keeps trotting him out there

>sneks playing there way out of WC contention
>sneks playing there way into the role of division spoiler the last week

>>150701265
>>150701361
>it's afraid
>troonronto blow gays kek
>1993
>saar do not redeem

>>150701417
The most based role

>>150701452
there is the foretold diaper soiling

>>150701381
Padres legend Tanner Scott coming in clutch for my Pads

>>150701417
I hate you

>>150701452
>the faggot AI spammer is back

>>150701483
>all this diaper fantasy
I don't kinkshame. Recker o algo.

>>150700240
this poster isn't Mococo

>>150701500
?ehtees ay ekam skens

>>150700701
>>150700901
I'll be here when Michael Queen gives up 5 runs in the first inning and the Poo bats goes cold all night.

Fagwawa and Mocucko kek

>>150701597
you sure you won't be too busy beating off to lolicon?

>>150701597
Not possible. I got quints you see
>>150699999

>>150701597
Pretty sure that’s not his name, Mocucko.

>>150701616
KEK

>>150701558
Ah I think you're right. I thought it was just some Padres self-deprecating humor

Wisconsin Timber Rattler Bratober Fest uniforms. Cringe or kino?

stop fighting, it's baseball, none of you know what will happen in any given game

>>150701452
>You are a pajeet or sunthin

>>150701730
my sources are always right

>>150701730
I know that gaysconsin will choke in October like they always do

Faith in humanity RESTORED

>>150701756
>Be white
>Have a Spanish surname
>Be counted as Latino

>mariners did a funko pop night where the player graphics on scoreboard were also funko pops
oh my science.... BASED!!!!

>>150701784
>No one does this at Petco Park

Janitor applications are now being accepted. Click here to apply.

>>150701827
rent free

If blue gays sweep the trash can organization of Houston, I will never post >laffs anymore in /hoc/

Baseball is Japanese.

>>150701843
If elected janitor, I promise to ban all hololive pedos on sight.

>>150701756
White Latinos are white and belong in the second row

Pepperjack

>>150702016
you have my vote

>mize
It's hard to care about this team unless my skoobie is pitching

>>150702030
what image is this even supposed to be?

>>150702018
american

>>150702030
>110 bytes for THIS
I want my data back

>>150702162
Not cheese.

>>150702055
It'll be a fun series. Worried about Trill Warren though.

gabagool? ova here

>>150702162
eww

>>150702145
>>150702030
>>150702177
You guys can't recognize nl mvp shohei ohtani???

>>150702508
Literally who?

>>150702565
this is what real love looks like

>>150702565
Based

Literal who’s.

i can go further but it can be painfully cringe so i won't

>>150702708
no keep going

>>150701597
Hopefully watching and rooting for your team instead of shitposting about mine, right?

>>150702744
nah i'm not american

that was some Angels in the Outfield shit

>>150701792
>>150702017
>White Latinos

Hola senor saars !!

>>150701792
>>150702017
>white latino

>>150703036
7pm*

>>150703131
?????????

>>150703143
>brown timezone
lol

>>150702231
sure it is, that's why it's called american cheese

>>150702231
It's regular cheddar with added sodium citrate to enable melty perfection :)

GM Padres nation

>>150703316
It's nearly noon.

>eating cheese from a cave
Couldn't be me

>>150703374
Buts its still morning here so it counts as waking up before noon

me when there's cheese nearby

>>150703388
Would you trade our underground strategic cheese reserve for Canada's strategic maple syrup reserve?
>>150703407
well you didn't miss any baseball so there's that.

>>150703416
you and me both, brutha

>>150703374
Yes and?

>>150703416
I dont get it

>>150703316
Good afternoon, lovely day for a Chadres win!

>>150703533
>Afternoon
where do you live?

>>150703558
1140 is basically the afternoon

>>150703416
>>150703498
I came as ice, I came as a whore
I came as advice that came too sure
I came as gold, I came as crap
I came clean and I came as a rat
It takes a long time but God dies too
But not before he'll stick it to you

>brown tranime addicted NEETS ERP'ing
kek

>>150703637
you don't know what that term means

>>150703036
The next CBA will make his head spin
>>150703637
The only sane chiknigger post

>>150703649
>w-we hadn't gotten to the RP part we were just doing introductions
yeah i've seen this brown tranny dance before

Afternoon! Alvarez’s AB might have been the worst I have ever seen.

>>150702786
Shitposting about the Poodres is what gives me life.

>>150703659
He's not going to kill baseball next year.... will he?

>>150703278
>>150703316
>>150703374
>>150703533
>>150703558
>>150703612

>>150703783
It's over. It'll be worse than 1994. The deferred dollary doos, Rays/A's, and expansion talks will crash the MLB with no survivors.

>>150703839
I wish the MLBPA would go on strike next year so Americans are forced to watch the World Cup.

>>150703871
shan't be watching anyway, but why do you care if we watch the world cup?

>>150703839
No.... please!

>>150703927
Divegrass will be USA's pastime.

>>150704107
team usa won't even get out of the group stage

>>150704322
Imagine if we cared about soccer.

>>150703762
What a sad existence

>>150704462
I own a battle flag of the army of northern virginia.

>

baseball

>>150704682
But it is fun.

>>150705247
I, too, love being white.

I love baseball, guys.

>>150705254
Pick a different team to shit on

>>150705568
Not until the Padres relocate out of San Diego.

yakyu!

>>150705782
That's never going to happen

The Padres need to(and most likely will) relocate. San Diego is just not a serious sports city. Some prime examples are:

>Chargers
San Diego not dedicated enough to reach a stadium deal, so Spanos said fuck it.(I am pretty sure he wanted to leave for LA to reach a bigger and more dedicated fanbase anyway lol)

>San Diego Rockets
Poor attendance made them financially unstable so relocated to Houston and have been going strong there ever since

>San Diego Clippers
Sterling acted like a chad and gave no fucks when relocating to LA despite pushback from the NBA(He probably saw that San Diego just isnt a sports town)

>San Diego Mariners
Failed to merge with NHL because there was no future financially and later dissolved lol

>San Diego Sails
Cucked by the Lakers during a merger attempt and folded shortly after(probably would have folded after a year in the NBA anyway lol)

>Golden State Warriors
Played a few games in San Diego as an experiment to see if they could establish a fanbase there. Failed miserably and moved back to Oakland

>San Diego Gulls
Have dissolved multiple times and will probably dissolve again in the next few years.

>>150705923
>whenever Killa Cam Hitler pitches

>>150706041
wow, I had no idea the sports situation there was this bad. why do san diegans hate their teams?

>>150706368
Mainly because San Diego is a transplant city. Barely anyone who lives there was born there, so people just use it like a public cum dumpster but always come home to their real teams kek

>>150706346
Sir, this is the baseball thread

This guy has been seething about San Diego for the past several months

>>150706557
just ignore him

>>150705965
Seidler's Poojeeta widow could have relocated the team.

>>150698550
nobody cares

>>150700367
and there it is

kek ugh wheeze

anyone have the webm of bananas portraying the phillies hag as the grinch?

>>150706346
There goes the proposed Middle East series at Saudi Arabia in 2026 between the Mets and Reds.

>>150702284
>Being worried

Detoilet can't even beat the white sux. We're never losing again. It was the yankees cant beat playoff teams

>>150706647
But she didnt, besides where would they go?

>>150701730
>he thinks the yankees are losing again this season

I'm not Fuwawa, I'm an El Paso Chihuahua!

>>150706816
how many times have you changed your name now?

>>150706852
27

>>150706792
They can defeat our Majestic turtlenecks in the fall.
>>150706852
>it's all one guy
27 thoughever.

Holy freakin' crap Lois

Stankees will be 2-11 against Bombston this season. Be warned poo yorkers. Enjoy another sweep at Fenway! You will never beat the Based Sox in a playoff ever again. Now that's 16 years and counting.

>>150706890
>>150706959
>>150706969
oh the coping and seething over the 2025 yanks being world series champs when all of you said the season was over a month ago

>>150706890
KEK

baseball :)

is it true that alejandro has been ousted as a doyerpaco?

>>150706969
>bombston
You do know we say that to make fun of you for the marathon bombing, right?
>>150706982
At worst, we'll fail upwards again. 28 soon THOUGH.

>>150707096
Jazz is the new Joe Namath

Mfh

>>150706982
>>150707096
you two are the worst kind of stankee posters in the world I can't even tell if it's samefagging. Soon to be 16 years of no rings losers. Losers. EYY AM CHOKIN HEEAH! that what's your players will say while underperforming in the wild card.

baseball?

>>150707174
new iphone air is overpriced. base iphone 17 is the best phone value.

>>150707144
>you two are the worst kind of stankee posters in the world I can't even tell if it's samefagging. Soon to be 16 years of no rings losers. Losers. EYY AM CHOKIN HEEAH! that what's your players will say while underperforming in the wild card.

>chicanos and other latinx mad about the yankees
kek

>>150707144
>being this beta

then again you're a red sux fan

ngh

>>150707224
you are just another type of bandwagoner

>>150707144
Enjoy a soul crushing homer by the yankees in the 1st on TBS tonight. Pick your poison. Grisham? Judge the MVP?

>>150707245
i choose whatever position will anger or annoy the most people in the given context

>>150707144
I like slopspie!

>>150707254
I rather pick "fucking your moms asshole" as my poison

>>150707144
>3 replies from the same poster
you got em seethin, m8

>>150707287
Why would you fuck your own grandmother's asshole son?

>>150707260
>>150707075

do not reply to astromiguels

Whoever loses, umps win

do reply to astromiguels

no respondas a starmichaels

SIRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

viva los doyers, dale dale dale!

don't reply to argie

Fill'em!

PFMA

me and who

I need it

>>150707531
did he die?

>>150707535
I look like this

>>150707547
it would be extremely painful

Do not reply to stankeejoses

My Arrakis... my Dune...

>>150707570
>>150706737

>>150706804
Portland
Salt Lake City
San Antonio
Oklahoma City

>>150707579
how about you move there instead?

I could use a poundin

>>150707599
But you're coming with me Moco-chan.

do not reply to jintjeronimos

I gotta have it!

post

>>150707691
reply

>>150707715
I think you should kys

>>150707715
why is Ohtani posting sexual photos of his dog?

>>150707733
>you're breaking the rules!
kek shitter melty

>>150707796
why does the ump look so upset?

>Bo Bichette to the 10-day IL with a left knee sprain (retroactive to Sept. 7)
>Joey Loperfido is back up
>Santander still hasn't begun his rehab
I guess it's time for the Jays to hobble and limp into the postseason

you'd be soccer fans except you're bad at them and get bullied by the superior southern cone at it so you have to flee to baseball just like you fled mexico for america

>>150707801
>the poodres were supposed to lose
>whats Manfred gonna do to me

I need it desu

beep me

>>150703278
I fucking love science :)

>>150707824
What is it that you need, son?

wtf is Arte Moreno even doing

start watching the mets

>>150707859
Baseball is only popular in the northern Mexican states that border the USA. It's non-existent in Mexico City.

Slider cutter combo
ERG MINDFUCKED Houspie!
Eke!
The bearie poster was unhinged
Have mercy, please!
I’m a girl tho
Ngh
Got a long way to go, short time to get there

Collar this rat
Hell of a post Schwarbro!
I’m sorry sir
Keep it cubs related
Always keep it cubs related
Nu in a few
Everybody do the cubbiebear clap
Recker MINDFUCKED Manoah

Fuck my ass at the ballgame
Anthony freakin’ Recker! ‘Nuff said!!
Give him another chance!
Gaylanta is in a mission
Ohtani allows us to dream
This is psychotic

>>150707872
at least the players have solidarity

>>150707859
you tell me

>>150707872
Collar this rat

fma at the ball game!

Cade Horton got plans fo you!

Has anyone here alerted/warned Recker?

Baseball :)

Find recker

I’m gonna take a nap

>>150707999
WAKE UP!!!!!

>>150707991
What would we seek in order to find Recker?

I just got an eviction notice from the landlord, what do I do?

mets got bored of scoring 10 runs every game hitting fast balls, so they decided they're just not going to swing at them anymore

>>150708073
I'm sorry but you need to leave.

>2025 Astros have 142 roster moves this season
>already the record for most roster moves in a single season in the modern 162 games era (outside of covid season)
>the next highest is the 2019 Phillies with 135 and the 2023 Angels with 130
I’m glad we’re at least actually making records with the number of injuries we’ve sustained

>>150708073
join the army

CASTY!

It's time

>>150708096
>>150708111
I have no where else to go right now and I'm 3 months behind on rent.

>>150708154
Pay denbts.

>>150708073
Is it a rent issue? Just pay it back soon and they’ll rescind the notice. If you can’t, go to your landlord and discuss it with them and give them a timetable to payment and if they’re cool/smart they’ll work with you. Most landlords don’t want to lose tenants if they are paying. If you’ve burned those bridges or can’t pay anytime in the foreseeable future, they can’t legally remove you until they go through the courts which won’t be for a while, so take that time to actually move out.

Can anyone recommend good teen fashion influencers to crank my hog to after the Jays game tonight?

>>150708176
Zoomers didn't get sears catalogs in the mail and it shows.

the queen of /mlb/

>>150708154
Nigga, 3 months behind is your fault. Get your NEET ass a job or go leech off a family member. If you get a job and show your landlord, they might be willing to extend it further.

>>150708189
Bro I had several Sears catalogs hidden underneath a drawer in my bedframe. The top center spine of the catalog would get worn out from gripping it while cranking

>>150708073
>>150708154
who is your team?

>>150707802
Just give us the division choke jays

>1st pitch
>Home run at any other field
It's over

>>150708203
he DODGES his rent, it's pretty obvious who his team is

it's up!

Just fuck my shit up

>>150708215
>named Bieber
>in Canada
why are you having a singer pitching for you?

>>150707579
How does the Padres relocating benefit a Doyers "fan" living in SD?

>>150708215
>>150708227
>1993
>1967

There's the 1st strikeout in Will Warren's perfect game

>>150708220
no one cares doyerpaco

>>150708240
Because I'm gay and homosexual and I eat cum and take cocks in my ass

CC1 BOMB

>>150708220
>sneedhan
>guy who got gaped by the pirates and tried to steal a rookie's first major league hit ball because he was seething over it
LOL

blow gays what the FUDGE

>they thought shane bieber was gonna save them

lol canada
>1993

>Bieber assfucked by asstros
KWAB

>>150708220
everyone cares dodgerchad

>it was the jays have the division in the bag
>it was the yankees season is over

>now I get to hear Buck come up with the freshest copes for this team's bad pitching management
Pete Walker has to go sorry

>3/4 balls hit have been to the warning track of beyond
>blow gays

Shut the fuck up Yanks fans, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>gayboy torres

laughs in jazz

don't reply to astromiguel

>>150708203
Mets

Padres getting right at the right time, is it the same for Doyers just randomly getting hot at the right time despite having a injured SP last year? I wanna believe for some reason lol

>>150708291
>1993

We told you you were gonna choke. Listen next time you beta.

Strider looks so weird clean-shaven.

sorry jaybros, we have a divisional race now of our own doing so we need the wins or we would give you the series just to spite new york

>>150708301
kek

>>150708307
Giving us hope is always a red flag for me.

>>150708301
Nigga pay your rent

That's 1 scoreless inning for Will Warren's complete game

>whole asstros team is spics
Kek

Come on back to the squad George, we’re running it back. We’ll pick up Bregman in Boston on the way home.

imagine paying rent lol

>>150708318
Stoppit.

Prepare your anus for another soul crushing yankee homer in the 1st

OTTO!

>>150708377
>the

If I weren't so confident in the Giants and Reds tripping over themselves, I'd actually be worried about them catching us.

sick thread

>>150708377
>Bananaball catch in the mlb

BACK TO BACK

>>150708391
it's okay

>>150708389
How do I get into jacking off to anime like this? Do I just google hentai? How do I find good animes with hot 2d girls?

send manaea to the rapist

>>150708389
Misaki…

>Back 2 Back
Yeah, time to send Manaea to where we sent Senga

Attapetey!

>>150708416
rule 34

Boy, September baseball sure is exciting, huh Jays fans?

Hope you all booked your season tickets for next year, prices are up 20% plus tax. It'll go to our contract extensions! Thanks for supporting our team!

>>150708423
The rape dimension?

ITFCB

WHY DO OTHER TEAMS BOTHER PLAYING THE YANKEES?! THE GAME IS OVER IN THE 1ST INNING

Just got home from work and turned the game on. Phillies already up by 4. I guess the 2025 season is over for my Mets.... Guess I'll watch some Yankees gameplay...

>>150708370
I AM A WIZARD

THEEEREEEE IT GOEEEES

kek GKR shitting on this mental midget

>>150708377
>bananaball
is this racist? seems a bit on the nose

I dunno maybe Bohm was onto something with those parabolic mics at Citi field.

You retards just had to keep saying our season was over

>>150708494
I never said that

>>150708492
those mic broke his ankles

I love how we hit homers in the 1st inning and the game is over ^_^

Spencer Strider sucks now. He's a "power pitcher" (meaning he only has 2 pitches) but only throws 94. I can basically throw 94, what a dope.

>>150708507
cope and seethe

Fuck my boricua ass

>>150708524
i would fuck and marry right

>Bichette on the IL

At least he'll be resigning with the Jays for sure now after they miss the playoffs and his free agent value plummets.

Yea I'm done. They look lifeless and helpless. Mets are cooked. Done. It's over. Maybe I'll go and take my son on a bike ride around the neighborhood

Donovan Solano is now a rag, continuing Texas' rich tradition of picking up shitty mariners.

>it was the yankees can't beat playoff teams
>it was the yankees season is over

>>150708542
You'll sweep my doyers in the WC and have another go with Philly in the DS, got plenty to look forward to

>>150708542
>around the neighborhood

Another scoreless inning in Based Warren's complete game

>>150708546
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They doubted Will-sama’s complete game.

Can someone post a manga waifu for me? I need to pick a new one to read and I usually choose based on the waifu options.

>>150708514
>Now
He's always sucked.

>Muh K's
>Muh FIP
Never masked the fact that when he gave up contact, he gave up hard contact

Did the Astros starter get injured? That's crazy bad luck

>2nd start back in 2 years
>injured
fuck man, dude was working so hard to get back

>>150708578
>t.

>paid millions to throw a ball
>Can't even throw the ball without getting hurt
KWAB

>>150708318
>>150708366
Thank you. Maybe one more injury.

Something popped in his arm, careers probably ogre. Sucks for the dude.

>>150708646
Please god let it be something minor. Holy shit man, this dude and team cannot catch a fucking break.

ranger is fucking cruising

>>150708667
Oh well he can always do onlyfans

>>150708646
must feel awful for him

>asstros, blow gays, and red sux betas keep tearing their vaginas

Just give us the pennant at the very minimum. You all deserve it for saying our season was over

>>150708708
I don't get what the 110-63 thing means, explain pls

>>150708726
We're never losing again this season. Yankee mystique

On one hand I hope they lose on the other hand I'd have to update my filter each time they do

>>150708650
>t.

>>150708726
110 minus 63 equals 47
What does 47 represent? Donald Trump
You can put the rest together

>tigers
>offense

Why do they even let games continue after the yankees homer in the 1st inning? It's over

Luis is most likely done for the season, possibly done for a career. I’m so fucking upset man. He’s such a genuinely nice guy and worked so hard to get back.

Killing myself brb

How do you go from completely dominating Phillies starting pitchers to this abhorrent shit in just a few weeks? Really makes you think

Joey will always be /ourguy/

Taryn food time!
>first hit
fuck

>>150708877
They sent him down to the minors undeservedly and fucked his mojo. Schneider fucked him up

i am optimistic

>>150708862
keep us posted

>>150708877
>mustache made out of corduroy…

>>150708737
when did the season become 173 games?

>>150708897
lol is that stewie griffin?

>>150708578
Lol what is this? I live in Metuchen, NJ

>>150708909
We're not losing again the rest of the season playoffs included

>>150708919
thats the player entrance at shitty field

My Mets are cooked

woah, mets sideline reporter is a cutie

>>150708919
>Metuchen
There’s a 2hu Mets joke in here somewhere but I’m too depressed to figure it out

>>150708914
no
stewie is a hater, loser, pessimist
this is Peter Family Guy

>>150708932
if you only won 11 more games then you didnt make it out of the alcs or you are 1 game short of the world series...

>>150708937
would create half breeds with

>Ben Rortvedt made the 2025 Dodgers team photo
KEK

>>150708650
This gay meme has aged horribly

>they literally made me stop eating foods that are shaped like dicks
>No hotdogs, no popsicles
>Do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks?
>The best kinds!

>>150708936
Damn lmao wtf

>>150708937
We need a sacrifice

>>150708947
Is it Michelle Margaux today?

>>150708947
you probably mean Taryn, phillies sideline reporter and queen of /mlb/

>>150709021
dont think it was her, think it was a blonde

I feel bad for TBS. Yankees have the game already won in the 1st inning so the ratings will drop

>>150708937
hnnnng

>>150708937
Wasn't this girl AI or something?

>>150708959
ALDS is 3 games, ALCS 4, World Series 4. We have a first round bye. Do the math Choke Gays

>1993

>>150709033
yeah okay thats her
marking that down as another reason for me to support the phillies next season

>>150708966
She's already half.

>>150708937
She could make an onlyfans and be a millionaire within a week.

>>150709065
welcome, brother.

>>150709062
2009

Why didn't you all listen to Jazz when he correctly said the yankees are winning the division?

WHAT IS THIS VIRIGINA BULLSHIT U HAVE UR OWN STATE GET THE FUCK OUT OF PA WE DONT WANT UR SHITTY TRAFFIC AND CITIES U FUCKIN REDCOATS CAN FUCK OFF AND HAVE THE PEOPL FROM WV

>>150709080
2025. We're never losing ever again. No one can beat us. Their spirit is crushed in the 1st inning

Jays you’ve been Bluballed

>>150708994
wdym it's truer than ever

BELLI FUCKS YA

Roki Sasaki is throwing 100 again. I wonder what changed?

YOU JUST GOT FUCKED BY THE ESKIMO BROS

>>150709123
sticky stuff

BASED BELLINGER

GO THE FUCK HOME DETOILET AND CHOKE GAYS. THE YANKEES HAVE ALREADY WON. WE. OWN. YOU

Booked tickets for the 23rd, will my Jays even be in the wildcard spot then? Or will I be witnessing the Red Sox slaughter them into irrelevance?

>>150709118
CUTE

>>150709131
Isnt that mostly spin rate?

BELLI BOMB

>Santander delayed rehab start due to back tightness

just shut him down, its over

>>150709151
Genuinely gorgeous in a classy way, not in a trashy hoe kind of way.

game time

>>150709144
It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.

>>150709144
wasn't it both

Shwarber is beyond cooked man.

sigh...SIGH!!!

wat da fuq?

Pitching coaches figured out Roki? no way ;_;

>yankees have complete game shutout while choke jays get no hit

top fucking kek

Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150709148
there's place called belly bombz here and i'll never know because i'm not walking into place with a gayass lame name like belly bombz. bellinger is cool, though

Yawn. Just trying to get some ratings back for TBS

>>150709172
corrrr would give her my slider

>12 Ks
wew

Dominated by Hunter Greene, dominated by Aaron Nola, now dominated by Ranger Suarez 3 days in a row. Get me out of here man

>>150709310
she is not for lewd though

season's over

>>150709299
Fucking retard lmao

>>150709311
i had 27 in high school

>being dominated by Aaron Nola in 2025
That's just sad

The rookie is looking great today, ever since he’s was called back up, he’s looked nails

>>150709335
same, all thats left is the collective cackling of division rivals for the rest of the month

>jays pitching sucks and they can't hit the hospicestros
>the best team in baseball stops cheating in Arlington
It isn't fair.

>>150709347
That was yesterday. Ranger today he's been amazing so far

>teams tie the yankees thinking they have a chance and then give it up the following inning

top fucking kek. Jazz swag

Gay bar is still a yankee

/nu/
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>>150709459
leave it to the professionals fellas

>>150709459
This thread was created first

>>150709456
This thread was posted first and isn't muncy.