panamapaco posted early, I guess WE'RE ALL IN HERE
>>150103487
Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD.
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if you feel bored and want something to watch, there has summer koshien opening starting in a few mins
>>150104452>>150104452>>150104452>>150104452
Homophobia?? In MY mlb??? They thought we wouldnโt notice
Ummmmmm Umpchads, this guy is trying to show us up???
is it just me or is baseball hype as fuck lately? we've been eating good
>>150103520what can you expect from a nigger
>>150103520honestly man why does this keep happening with this team? stuff like this should not be happening consistently at the major league level.
Your 2026 HOF first year balloters.
>>150108123gotta keep em guessing
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tragic
have they made any progress on ending games that are tied after 9 innings with a shootout style home run derby?
How many home runs will Kyle Schwarber end the season with?
betraying nesn tonight and watching the kc broadcast, this all woman roster is already insufferable
>>150108871pedolive curse
>>150103522>WAAAA PAY ATTENTION TO ME
If MLB was sold to Saudis and other foreign interests ร la the Premier League, would you still watch?
>>150108199as a metsie yes but not for the right reasons
Marlins broadcast is wild for this
At what point does Lindor request a trade back to the Indians?
We've got an ump change here in Detroit
Pete Alonso is fucking terrible.
>>150111878That is a perfectly acceptable home
DFA Brandon Nimno and his Bible camp walk-up song.
I had my wife pick up a double cheeseburger and diet coke from McD's on her way back from her boyfriend's house, and they gave her a a regular cheeseburger instead. what do?
>>150111946the doctor was the mom
Poor Cam canโt catch a break. Keeps hitting line outs right at outfielders
>>150111890>deadnaming the Guardiansreally dude?
Why do the Yankees have a DH LARPing as a left fielder?
>>150111981>trans colorstelling
>>150111972serves him right for being a dick to dubon
Getting BLANKED by Will Warren is insane. Is this the same Rangers team that beat Houston?
>>150112003Astros are really trash this year. Can't even gap the rebuilding poverty Yankees.
Time to watch my cubs expose themselves further
DUUUUDE the mets can't beat Cleveland. What the fuckity fuck? They just got no-hit for 5 innings.
>>150112014that person has a penis
>>150112041The Indians are a good team
There's gonna be no October baseball in New York is there?
>>150112052give us a go on your burger g
>>150112052Nice lookin borgir
>>150112052Remove the bread, half the cheese, and drain the meat. Then its perfect!
>saw people last thread saying the rangers were getting shut out
>check game
>it's only the 3rd inning
stankeedoodles are getting desparate....
sultry taryn voice got me rock hard ngl
Volpe put on the hustle AND flipped it over to the top.
Excellent 9 hitter.
>2 perfect innin-
>Volpe immediately gets a hit
the commentator's curse is real
Volpe's redemption game by the way
>>150112053sadly she does not :(
>2001 highlight in CLE
Grim
I think the cubs might be cooked. Idk what happened but they just have not been the same team since the all star game
Based Crochet, he had just enough in the tank in the end.
The moon looks nice during this twilight. Thatโs a Jonas bonus
>>150112106Screenshot or you're gay.
>>150112096There's 50 games left, they'll remember to hit at some point and they'll start winning in bunches but the division is lost. Milwaukee is going to set a franchise record in wins, it's pretty unbelievable
As a cubs fan (22/F) i just want to end it all
>buy high end submariner
>nobody is fooled by him
FAGGets kek!!!
>>150112121Brewers just exploded too. Iโm hoping they hit a slump but they donโt seem to be slowing down any time soon
>>150112126>22yo faggot Checks out
>>150112128*crack*
*sip*
Now Tim Hillโฆthats a real sidewinder funny throw guy.
well no Duran tonight because of based Marshy
>>150112126>as an F-22, I just want to eject
>>150112136I'm literally a girl tho lmao
>>150112130If you think the Cubs top like 5 hitters are going to continue hitting BELOW .200 then I have no interest in talking to you.
>>150112132They'll definitely come back down to earth. It's probably too early to right off the division, but we'll pretty much know for sure after the 5 game series in mid august.
>Submariner faggot injured
David Stearns lost the deadline
>>150112021?? the jays are the best team in the "american" league
>>150112143Suicide!
Quickly!
holy shit this gas station jerky is shockingly good
>>150112141/k/ here. Good gif but that's an F-35 not an F-22.
>>150112157just a dude wearing maid outfits and locking his dick in a cage
>>150112158>best team>only becomes the best once the real contenders go on losing streaks2018 vibes
>>150112152Not looking forward to that series bro
>walgreens has given up 20 HITS to the artists formerly known as the chokeland K's
>getting fucking shut out by a rookie ace.
>>150112140>lazar innot so fast
>>150112165I was trying to get your attention =3
>>150112170jealousy is a bad look, stinkee
>>150112175at least it's 2 weeks away, both teams could be playing very differently by then. Just have to keep the division close in the meantime
>>150112187pretty cool but have u seen what a ufo can do
>>150112143butthole or gtfo
For me itโs the 1986 Toyota Hilux
>>150112202he just needs more time
ne qt girl (18+) wanna go to the phillies game tomorrow afternoon? my treat ill buy tickets behind 1st i dont mind if u wanna talk about fuckin ne of the players. post pic of cleavage for proof.
The Royals just fucked up big time. Thanks, Jonathan India for keeping the Soxโs inning alive.
Tucker is so lost he needs to cheat on his wife or something this is nucking futs
>>150112214damn those smiley face lights take me back
Its time to sell high on Judge
My Jints :)
GG Pirates. Cya tomorrow
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>>150112237sure! hope my big boobs dont embarrass you LOL
PCA actually did something? Back status?
>>150112238>The Royals just fucked up big time. Thanks, Jonathan India for keeping the Soxโs inning alive.Yeah, I'm a sox fan but keeping him in there was clearly a blunder. Like, even our announcers literally said
>"I can't believe they're leaving him in there!"Like sure if was already tons of runs fine maybe the game is lost anyway, but when it's still 100% winnable for Royals that was too greedy.
>>150112252Mets can't LEED
stankees can't get a hit to save their life!
>>150112251each jersey comes with a unique scent from da city. im hoping to get swisher sweets and spoiled milk
I just had some vanilla almond milk. I wish I had some Oreos to dunk into it :/
>>150112261Impressive that teams still lose to the AL Comedy Central
that was teh most obvious pitch around I've ever seen. make em pay dano
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?????
Not another Twins meltdown. For fuck's SAKE.
>>150104474hey it's the extrapolated guy!
shouldnta hit the blunt between innings weedinger
Jays bats cooled off again
>>150112279The queens edition smells like an open air fish market combined with sewage sludge
>>150103488 (OP)Ashley, I think I found your facebook page
>>150112297Its ok. This is a team of losers.
>>150112313he's p similar to Shota. fast ball up in the zone and splitter down
>Lukes HR
oh nevermind then
MARINERS LEGEND
ROWDY TELLEZ COMES UP BIG
TWO RUN BOMB
>>150112327u mad bc sister ain't putting out?
Just scrap this cubs team and start over. Iโd rather have a garbage record like the Sox or Rockies than watch this shit anymore.
>after this year's hololive night at Dodger Stadium failed, they're doing hololive nights with Taiwan baseball teams instead of any more MLB teams
fucking doggies ruining it for everyone
>>150112336Iโm not mad about anything
>lunar moon
What the fuck, Provus.
>>150112346>no fuwawawon't be watching
>>150112346why do you even care?
Dodgers need to get their act together.
luckily the NL sucks ass as well.
>>150112331>>150112340i love having mlb.tv so i never get baited by streamies
JOHN HEIM
MORE LIKE JOHNNH HEEEMS YOUR POVERTY FRANCHISE
A GRAND SLAM OFF OF YANKEES ACE WILL WARREN
>>150112366i got some bait that you're guaranteed to fall for
*unzips pants*
Seriously. How the fuckity fuck did this rags team destroy the asstros?
Little League defense on both sides in this Twins-Tigs game.
Anybody got Clairo fatigue?
gg cinci sissies, thatโs all itโs gonna take to beat these cubs
>>150112383Dodgers lost and they cheapened out doing a live stream instead of a drone show, so I'd say it was a failure
>>150112187Is that an f22
>>150112393Another quality Sotonian $800 mil AB
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just saw that jomboy video of the little league kids stealing signs.
Is it really unsportsmanlike /sp/ - /mlb/?
>>150112408DONE HIM
ABSOLUTELY DONE HIM
>>150112414no. there's nothing more american than subterfuge
>>150112414Haven't seen the video, but it depends how they did it.
Red sox be liek: we won da rang! Tiem to rebuild
>send their ace to texass
>>150112414but where is the jomboy video on jazz?
>cusb only paying attention to the brewers
you faggots should be worried the reds don't catch you
>>150112414Sign stealing isnโt illegal, only is if you use technology
SIT DOWN BOY
captcha: PMPJR
>>150112427>checks standings>sox are ahead of both stankees and ragshuh
>>150112430bro we would be delighted with a wild card
>>150112438Stankeedoo โem!
>>150112427No one wanted to pay him based on like 25 postseason innings
>>150112435>Sign stealing isnโt illegal, only is if you use technologyYou aren't allowed to signal signs to the batter in little league chud, it's an official rule.
>>150112435Turns out that it is an official rule for little league only. 1 warning followed by manager ejection.
>>150112438shut up and get out of /mlb/
>>150112427tbf they probably never expected a guy with two TJ surgeries to suddenly become durable in his mid 30s
>>150112440MindFUCK this Franconian slug.
>>150112451In little league I only threw slow fastballs anyway
The Yankees game is over.
>>150112354>>no fuwawa>won't be watching
>>150112440Unironically if it happened we might actually get better buys next year.
Astros win!
ggs fish
Iโm glad Carlos is working out and bouncing back strong. Just goes to prove Minnesota is a shithole place to play.
>>150112392i don't listen to white roastie pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUqbQJswyA
Yankees need to relocate to Nashville
>>150112473Shes not a whore, dude
>dodgers can't beat teams over .500
>dodgers can't beat teams under .500
>cards are currently at .500
dodgers win today, but will lose tomorrow, already spoiling it for you
>>150112476New York City is the center of true America and the Yankees are the center of baseball.
damn i missed 2 fudgian strikeouts
Cubs scored a touchdown we are so back
VOLPE MAKES THE PLAY AT FIRST
GG Tigs. See you tomorrow.
>>150112503Is Australia a good place to live? I think I would hate the heat but the people seem great
>Volpe not committing an error is like winning the world series to yankees fans
>>150112495why does give me the impression the logo was thrown into illustrator and image traced?
>>150112489Nobody calls the Yankees โAmericaโs Team.โ Theyโre the most memed franchise in sports and easily the top target in MLB.
Fenway and Wrigley need to be demolished and rebuilt with a roof
>post game interview with โnon-english speakerโ player
>reporter asks question in english
>fully understands the question but still has to answer in spanish to the translator
>after the reporter says thank you, responds with fully native sounding โthank youโ
Why do so many teams pretend 95%+ of their players canโt speak a lick of english? Do translators just need something to do?
>>150112503>field drills before the game>defense becomes a non-issueInsaneโฆI know!
>>150112517Have you ever considered not being such a little bitch?
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Varshow :)
>rags game will be decided by 2-3 runs
Yanks are not a small ball team. Game over.
>>150112340Imagine a team of Rowdy, DHL, and Vogelbach?
final thoughts on the NESN all-female broadcast?
>>150112524But enough about Ohtani
>>150112510yeah its pretty sick
I live in Sydney so its never colder than 55F, and summer usually sits around 84F (but gets up around 100F infrequently)
Its a very "lads" culture - were the biggest gamblers in the world by a massive margin and sport is everywhere. for the women we have great beaches and amazing food
>>150112452>pulls out razor blade>unzips balls
Anyone want to have sex with a woman
I saw a comedian say that Americaโs problems are sorta caused by our shift from having baseball as the countryโs main sport to having football be the main sport. Reasoning was that with baseball a lot of games are sorta inconsequential and thereโs always time to recover from a rough patch of the season, and therefore people are less stressed out. Whereas with football, thereโs only 17 games and they all are very significant in the outcome of the teamโs immediate future. Resulting in a lot of anger and stress for the average Joe
>>150112538Silence! High iq punt game by Matt Blake is in the works.
>>150112524maybe they don't like speaking with a thick accent and only learned to say "thank you'' as native as possible
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Chadres play in about 6 mins. Let's get this dub today. Also why we sitting O'hearn. Match up batting is kinda retarded.
>>150112524most of those players don't want to accidentally say something cancel-worthy
>>150112542No Hazel no party
>>150112466Mococo - pat pat
Fuwawa - plap plap
simple as
>>150112557Laureano was the REAL trade, Orioles just threw O'hearn in just to sweeten the deal
>getting frozen by Will Warren
ALROY?
>>150112549one with a penis? yes
>>150112542>final thoughts on the NESN all-female broadcast?
>>150112471Marwin Gonzalez was in the clubhouse before the game
>>150112538T-trust th-the p-plan...
>>150112544Less extreme heat than we get here in Chicago actually. But idk I do love having actual seasons, just hate summer. Iโd feel lost without snow for a few months every year. Let alone autumn and spring. But yeah Sydney seems great. Spiders and stuff donโt bother me neither so that wouldnโt be a problem
>Tiggers lose to the post-fire sale T*ins
So we can all agree that Detroit was a paper tiger right? Playing well above their station and convinced themselves they didnโt need anything at the deadline.
>>150112518btw, this is fuwamoco IRL
>>150112544Is it true you can get drunk in every pub in Brisbane?
>>150112580we cannot all agree
>>150112589Can you not get drunk at every bar in america?
>>150112563they're cartoons, take meds
>>150112542Iโm glad itโs over. I tried to watch the KC broadcast but Fanduel Sports Kansas City was airing a college softball game.
>>150112581did I say Teo Hernandez?
>>150112578yeah we dont really have proper seasons here. winter is just a bit gloomier, but like you can very easily play golf all year round
snow is incredibly shit though so not sure why youd miss that
>>150112589what the fuck is this even supposed to mean
>>150112594as a TABC certified bartender, I will tell you the answer is no. If a bartender allows you to get legally drunk, they are responsible for any incidents that you may be involved in
>>150112603Nah snow is kino
>>150112603you wouldn't get it
>>150112619>falling for Big Snow's propagandangmi lad
>>150112594Not when I am sent to Rwanda by Ice for going down to get gas, milk, cheese, and a ball game
>>150112619Chicago is the greatest city on earth
>>150112603you just described the entirety of the american south (texas to florida south of interstate 10)
and here in socal, we get to play golf year round and never have to deal with "gloomy" weather
here comes the roid homer
>>150112580>Guardians only 7 back of the TigersEasy schedule is on their side, they can take the division.
>>150112615I've been cut off a few times and still get somewhat incensed thinking back on those times as I was a generous tipper also.
>>150112629...except for the entire month of june...
>>150112489Lol nobody cares about new york anymore
>>150112629Nah bruv it gets like 110 degrees down there. Plus you have Texans and Floridians. Nightmare fuel
>>150112624anything over 75 degrees sucks
Lets get this win White Sox!
>>150112641>juneJuly 17-August 31 if you're talking about heat and even that is mostly bearable as long as it rains every other day
>>150112654You're confusing fear and disgust
October baseball wont be happening in New York will it?
>>150112603I'll take "gloomy" weather over Florida's humidity every day of the week. And fuck you, snow is awesome.
>>150112629yeah but then you have to live in commiefornia
>>150112676more freedom than you have in south new zealand
>>150112651>he doesn't know about june gloomstick to posting things about your own hometown, dipshit
Why can't white people handle humidity? I'd rather have hot humid weather than shitty freezing snow weather. AC exists
>>150112687>being awake before 10am to experience thisyou new to the best coast?
>>150112346GOOD
it's time for im@s CG x dodgers now, baby
Doggie doo 'em!
Stankeedoo 'em!
FAGGets!
>yanks vs rags
Has there been a series that epitomized โbattle of midโ more than this one?
>>150112681maybe 20x more
>>150112662florida seems cool (in certain places)
I think the mariners suck
Camiloโs wild ride HAPPENING
>>150112676i've seen the rent and housing prices in Australia, the whole country is basically commiefornia
>>150112636that bussy wouldnt last 10 seconds in the joint
>>150112681freedom to be accosted by fent zombies
brings a tear to my eye :)
>>150112717nah it's more of the >rags groundout show
>>150112692they can afford to live their entire lives in air conditioned areas, unlike the shitskins who live in humid countrys.
>The Nationals are the first team since 1936 to give up 75 hits over a four-game span.
I didnโt mean to ignite a race war lol
>>150112692>not having a winter house and summer houseoof
All of a sudden theyโre not calling the strikes at the bottom of the zone. I donโt get it
STOP SWINGING AT THE FIRST PITCH YOU NIGGERS
>Orlando Arcรญa injured after getting a base hit
Cursed team
Joc has more hits than the yankees as a team
Homered, walked, doubled, singled since the yankees announcers called him fat
>>150112700I cant work out if the defence is good or they just all suck at batting
yeah stankees arent scoring tonight
fuck that fucking ivy, shit should be removed
>>150112768Have the Orioles fleeced everyone?
>>150112773why did you take this photo of me behind my back?
>ben mice
>fraudge
>smellinger
So much for the top of the order
Nice additions little Jeddy
>>150112714only for people who can tolerate everyone and not just groupthink
I used to think SCUBA was mocking Skubal
>>150112764His batting average will be 0.99 by September
>caught stealing 3rd
retarded dominican.......
meh
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>>150112783yes and put some fucking padding on those bricks, a damn hazard for players
The reds are celebratingโฆbeing 3 games back in the wild card? Congrats I guess?
Steer's numbers aren't gonna blow you away, but seemingly every time the Reds need a big hit that guy provides it.
>>150112773Yankgers is one of the worst things to happen to baseball.
VLADDY AND BARGER DINGERS IN COORS
whatever doyerpacos, we won the trade deadline
Cubs fans booing feels good
t. Cubs fan
This is the reds' world series btw
>>150112815You don't get how desperate we are.
>>150112807>rams>not niners or cowboys#fail
Lol cubs are falling apart
Being 9 games back of the cubs is the equivalent of winning the World Series for reds fans lol
>starfish
Isnโt Yu like 40 now? Shouldnโt he retire?
>>150112815lol pure seethe
>>150112846how many do the cubs have again?
why call the bullpen when your starting pitcher gives you 6 solid innings? seems like terrible strategy.
Now everybody do the Stankeedoo plop!
*plop plop fart*
*plop plop fart*
Now everybody do the Stankeedoo plop!
*plop plop fart*
*plop plop fart*
Congrats reds, you are โฆnot making the playoffs? Lol
damn nice triple Laureano
Cubs fans sure seem to be seething tonight
>>150112857How many this century?
>>150112869theyre a bit grizzly today fr
As a cubs fan I'm hurting
Reds fans havenโt won a playoff game in 30 years, be nice to them. Beating the big bad cubs is the best they can hope for as baseball fans.
Balls are really flyin over at Coors
>>150112873in the past 100 years the cubs have 1. the reds have...4, so i'm not really sure what point you're trying to make here
>>150112883do we really have to keep doing this? that river is nowhere near blue in real life
Varsho just hit it 467ft, longest dinger of the year for the Jays
>>150112888How many this century?
>>150112902four. can you fucking read?
>>150112885I remember that series against my Dodgers.
>>150112896>statpadding against the RockiesSeptember 1st approaches.
>>150112904 ok ok, how many this decade then?
>>150112888kek cusbfags got pwned!
Reminds me over super mega when the pitches stamina is almost gone
>>150112904How many since the clock struck 12?
After Lodolo's blister and all the innings on our pen yesterday, this is just a massive start from Littell
what the fuck is his problem?
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ITFDB
>>150112915Mvp baseball 2004 mogs
>>150112929he wants that bonus jack combo
>B-B-BUT THE PERCENTAGES SAID!
This is the reds World Series lol. How embarrassing
>>150112929He REALLY wants that Bonus Jack Combo for only $4.49 at Jack in the Box.
Eovaldi is going for the CGSO.
>>150112923It seems that the buys we finally got are actually pretty good buys. We really need a cleanup hitter though.
>>150112923i'm really glad tito let him go for the dub
Imagine paying big bucks to watch this absolute slurper of a game
>>150112929He has realized that his hitting will likely remain in the toilet for the rest of the season and is now resorting to making meme faces to stay in the spotlight
>Rockies are now beaning players
Crazy coincidence that it happens after a bunch of dingers
>>150112948Damn shame that it's not a perfect game. The Jankees would never hear the end of it.
>>150112940Wow. Is he related to Aaron Boone?
>stankees have only gotten one hit and could be CGSO
>rangers won't do shit
come on
Whenโs the parade Reds bros
>>150112940>percentages this, stats thatall you need is the eye test
Are the cubs even going to make the playoffs?
>>150112961Raggiedoos beating the stankedoos since the stankeedoos are a slugging heavy team that only just started playing small ball
I want the Mallory Swanson bobble head so I can cum on it!!!
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>>150112973I love the shape of IT
>cum sox
Dont they have elite talent development for pitching?
why do so many singers and actors play for the dodgers? will smith and now ed sheeren?
>>150112983discord, we already discussed this, scroll up
>>150112990wasn't discussed enough in my humble opinion
>>150112990we're already on the dodger discord tho
>Devin Williams will face Joc Pederson this inning
>>150112986Elite gerry curl nigga
>>150112999discord is for groomers
I think the DOYERS should hit some home runs!
Sit the FUCK down!!!
Walk the FUCK back to the dugout
Itttttttttt's Stankeedoo timeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stankeedoo 'em!
is emmitt a black persons name?
Why is Mookie still batting second when he's in the bottom 5 in hitting stats
>DH in LF episode
Can I get a stankeedoo em?
>doyers pitcher is literally named Shemale
LA is so degenerate
>>150113016greta thunberg campaigned against emmitts
>>150113008weird way to spell 4chan but ok
>>150113023nah i've got it locked and loaded. don't none of you fuckers try to beat me to it!
plz hit a lead-off homer ohtani-san
Boone mindfucked an entire generation of Yankees fans with his dogshit managerial choices. FUCKING TAKE DEVIN OUT YOU NIGGER
>>150113023nah, I got this one
>>150113026the US is degenerate
do not post in paco threads
Cubback starting right now!
>>150113026pronounced sha-mall-e
Boone this isn't funny you MOTHERFUCKERRRRRR
ahhhhhhhh
>>150112715TELL 'EM, miria
>>150103488 (OP)>The big official MLB thread >Brewers are the craziest most shocking success story in MLB in years and the hottest team in baseball despite lack of money or just "buying" talent >1 post in about this crazy anomaly that is the 2025 Brewers with the best record in baseball in a thread w almost 500 posts >MLB Baseball fans are officially faker and gayer than NFL fans at this point
>The big official MLB thread
>Brewers are the craziest most shocking success story in MLB in years and the hottest team in baseball despite lack of money or just "buying" talent
>1 post in about this crazy anomaly that is the 2025 Brewers with the best record in baseball in a thread w almost 500 posts
>MLB Baseball fans are officially faker and gayer than NFL fans at this point