Thread 150144260

Someone post the duck

Carp

'stros

Yankees

>>150144281
so nice of them to be so warm to Carlos Beltran despite how many years he played for Mets

spic genny today?

Yankees won that free agency bid.

>>150144281
>implying

>>150144260 (OP)
bird staring at orb edition

>>150144334
now that you mention it, what did they mean by that nose?

>>150144311
I just like Mexican food but apparently we got an aggressive tendies-and-fries poster today

>indians ruin the white sport of cricket
>hispanics ruin the white sport of baseball
have you pacos realized you're the jeets of america ?

>>150144340
That's his eye following the pitch. Learn the game

>>150144351
>I like the comida my abuela makes for us every domingo

>>150144370
ngl i cringe

>>150144308
>>150144370
Keep trying

Checking in from Sioux Falls

>>150144370
>white woman acts like a retard
>:I
>bug woman in 10 pounds of makeup acts like a retard
:D

>>150144368
I wish I had an abuela making Mexican food for me

my Mets going down in flames this weekend :(

>gook kshitters on /mlb/
can the genny get any worse?

Do not reply to chikaner vpnfag. R&I chikaner vpnfag

when does May pitch next? I only watch the dodgers when he or Yam are on the mound

Did the angels already lose?

>>150144362
They really are. They spread quickly like a virus, every small town here has a mexican restaurant at this point.

>>150144495
anon...

‘toids seething. Don’t make me post the graph

>>150144505
>implying mexicans work at tex-mex restaurants and not panda express

>>150144518
majority of hispanics identify as white

I think Buehler will get stunted on easily by the Chadres today!

>>150144526
i can believe i'm a teacup this doesn't make it true

>The Los Angeles Dodgers have optioned outfielder Esteury Ruiz to Triple-A, per the team’s transaction log.
Oakland Athletics legend Estéury Ruiz. An underrated bench player with fast speed and strong contact-hitting ability. Who could possibly be better?

Mets are going to be retarded and somehow win 2 out of 3. Probably will involve some umpball if I had to guess.

>>150144632
Have you seen their September schedule?

>>150144640
you mean october

>>150144563
is that why you use a vpn?

>no dodgers = dead genny
we run this show

stros

>>150144687
>>150144679
>exactly 60s between posts
I smell samefag

>>150144695
kwab

>>150144595
is oakland a black or a brown team now

>>150144695
You sound paranoid, are you on coke? Can I have some?

>>150144695
61 seconds is the samefag bat signal, not 60 seconds

>no dodgers
>no tranime
i'm nooooticing

asada fries are not tex mex

Blow it out your ass, non American flags!

>>150144750
this desu

>>150144713
nah it's 60 seconds, watch this

>>150144760
it's actually 30s

>>150144713
see, 60 seconds

It’s actually 61 seconds you newfags

>>150144738
they were invented in San Diego, and according to wikipedia, after Petco Park started selling it, Dodger Stadium started trying to sell their own version. Just another example of Chadres living rent free in Doyer minds(wikipedia specifically does mention Petco Park and Dodger Stadium lol)

>>150144738
>>150144786
who cares, you and texas mexicans are the same shit

>>150144774
>>150144760
KEKINI

poodres lol

>>150144793
you take that back, Texicans fly Texas flags not Mexican flags

cope on 'em, poodre!

>>150144819
Don’t reply to the polfag

name a better cuisine, I'll wait

bros why do doyerpacos seethe 24/7 lmao

this thread seems gayer than normal...

>>150144837
poodrepedo cope LOL

>>150144843
teams at fault
>NY
>NY
>SF
>SD

poodrepedo coped on ya!

CLARK

seethe-em!

I'm not a Paco, I'm Mococo.

Falseflaggers in the genny

The Dodgers and Padres need to relocate to whiter cities

>>150144859
didn't the doyers host a theme night celebrating lolicon?

>>150144786
i once visited my friend who was living in san diego, and i asked him to take me to a great taco spot, and it was... ok. I had better tacos in LA and I think San Diegans are mostly full of shit. Beautiful city tho.

>>150144892
Hololive Night?

>>150144836
For me, it's elotes

CUBBIES

>>150144883
the non-whites should be relocated, dodgers should stay where they are, poodres should be relocated to portland.

I kinda wish the BERDS were better just so this rivalry had more juice. Same thing with the white sock. Brewers have no fans the rivalry feels forced

>>150144911
Utah Padres!

>team is called the Trolley Dodgers
>their trolley route dodges the stadium entirely
taking the name a bit literally, don't you think?

How can I enjoy baseball again now that I know every match is predetermined?

the true battle of /mlb/ is the same as the battle for 4chan
frogs vs anime
i shall make this a new location i frequently visit
also this vtumor with the tranny pink hair should be still banned, report him for avatarfagging to get him banned/permabanned.

also curious you can filter a lot of these chicano tranime fags by filtering "!" since it's an artifact of NEET speak

>>150144957
random choice is an illusion, and fate is fate, you shouldn't try to fight it, it's unhealthy

>>150144968
trvke

>>150144895
I was there last weekend for a concert, you're correct, it's a gorgeous city. the mexican food tasted the same as LA to me though, I dunno, but it was better than the shit I had in texas.
also, of the people I saw wearing ball caps, probably 50/50 dodgers/padres.

>>150144988
i had better mexican food in NYC too ngl

>>150144968
why didn't you answer my question from earlier? >>150144658

>>150145001
How was the Puerto Rican food?

R&I chikaner vpnfag

>>150144957
they're not predetermined, they're just determined by which route would be better for entertainment purposes!

>>150144988
is he currently on tour with primus or is it one of his side projects

>>150145003
no idea what you're talking about paco

>>150144983
it's good to see there's still a strong frog-based culture here on /mlb/

>>150145011
Fuck my boricua ass

>>150145011
i dont think there is a lot of PR food in SD

>>150145001
my wife's family is from indiana and the mexican food in their podunk town was legit better than the tex mex I had in Houston and McCallen after it being hyped up by texan coworkers.

>>150145034
There's been a lot of newfag redditors here trying to say frogs aren't 4chan culture

>>150145011
tasted like boricua

>>150145024
primus, I think the tour is almost over though

>>150145074
Nice. Oddly enough I've never seen Primus but I've seen his different side projects multiple times. He's great

>>150145068
boricua ass to be exact

>>150145061
they try way too hard to fit in sometimes

>>150145062
>>150145098

Your team will host a Hololive Night next season. You will go to the ballpark and enjoy it.

>>150145098
why is that

>>150145105
imagine putting up all that advertisement and screens to block the scenery behind the stadium

fundies will defend this

>>150144968
based frogposter

>>150145083
the nice thing is that Primus is still around and doing tours, you should fix that and go see them
don't be like all the other dudes that never went to see Ozzy or Prince or David Bowie and now never will

>>150145102
good meme but i'm on alert because simpsons memes are a shibboleth of sudacas

>>150145111
desperate to be a part of somethin' I guess. 4chan and pepes are like peanut butter and jelly. always will be.

>>150145105
if going to Hololive Night means being surrounded by "people" like picrel, I'm never going.

Mariners btw!

>>150145105
the only americans who follow vtubers are brown or asian though.

>>150145124
xenophobic slur

>>150145127
>paco
>paco
>tranny
>zhang
>tranny
>paco
>old white man mystified by this new chinese cartoon thing
>one white weeb
kek

>>150145122
That's a good point. any time I talk about music with my dad he tells me how much he regrets not seeing Tom Petty before he died

>>150145133
sudacas proudly call themselves sudacas thoughbeit

Deadline bros?

>>150145155
just because 2pac says a word doesn't mean it gives you the right to as well

>>150145105
no, after it failed at Dodger Stadium this year, hololive has taken their baseball stuff to Taiwan

>>150145122
nobody thought prince was going to die so soon and it turns out he was a massive junky but point taken

>>150145144
shit, Tom died young, and it was a complete shock to everyone I kow
No one would have called that if for only karmas' sake alone

>>150145159
Another W for CashGOAT

I did not care for Prince

He plays the outfield tomorrow. Dumperchads weigh in.

>>150145083
saw Fearless Flying Frog Brigade at the Madonna Inn a couple years ago, they played Pink Floyd's Animals in its entirety, with Sean Lennon on guitar and Harey Waters (Roger Waters' kid) on keyboard and it was one of the best shows I've ever been to.
>>150145122
Listen to this anon. You already missed Sessanta 1 & 2 which were great, maybe they'll tour once more. regardless, primus is still going strong.

>>150145196
who is "giancarlo"? are you talking about that faggot mike?

Newfags don’t know Primus Sucks

>>150144968
Frogs you say?

doyers won that hololive

>>150145229
>newfags
>not nufrogs
I can tell who comes from reddit

>>150145196
When is the last time he played out there?

>>150145242
she was filled with cum by inning 3

>>150145212
It’s John Carlos bigot

>>150145255
By me.

>>150145242
financially, the owners definitely did

>>150145245
Don’t care what you vpnfag. Primus sucks

gaga and ariana are getting all my vmas votes

>>150145204
That's sounds so sick. I saw the Lennon Claypool Delirium which sounds like a similar lineup, it was fronted by Les and Sean Lennon and it was a great show.

Reddit has better baseball discussion

>>150145281
Then go back bitch

>>150145281
what about they're Primus discussion?

>>150145286
No

>>150145290
They think Primus sucks

>>150145301
They don't but your dad does, for rent money.

>>150145282
What the fuck is Doro even from? I just see that one retard always post

>>150145321
Newfags don’t know that Primus sucks
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Primus%20sucks

/mlb/ has the best les claypool discussion

>>150145301
Then suffer idk what to tell you

when is the first pitch tonight?

>>150145321
Doro is a fan meme turned official mascot for the mobile game NIKKE, a shooter game where the main point is all the women have GIGANTIC tits and asses and they constantly jiggle and shake every time they use their weapons. Doro is a meme based on a character from the game

>>150144864
I love Clarkie bear.

uhhh doggiedoo bros?? here come those dads!!1

>>150145370
b-b-but anon, mlb told me ohtani hit a dinger and threw 12 strike outs! how could they lose?

>>150145255
>she
it's an object, not a living thing

>>150145370
Obvious edit is obvious

>>150145382
Dodgers won a game they lost....

>>150145361
Coombait pose

doyerfags need their own general

>>150145318
My name is Bud
Not to be confused with Bill, or Jack, or Pete, or Dennis
My name is Bud, it's always been.

>>150145394
how is that working out for you?

>>150145406
cope we run this genny

Aren’t the giants getting a hololive event?

>>150145412
Quite well to be quite honest with you

>>150145405
That's the whole game, man... part of why people thought it was insane they even landed a collab with the Padres to begin with

I'm pissed, Arte! You promised me we'd be a contender this year!

>>150145444
checked

This faggy doo is doing interviews? Get on the field.

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD tonight?

>>150145425
the Angels are doing an exercise event with hololive where they have to pay like $60 bucks to do a fun run in the stadium to win a gacha pull for their favorite girl

poodrepedos celebrating being in 2nd place lol you can't make this shit up

>>150145467
I fucked every single one of these thots

>>150145427
>last year matters
you're getting to yankees level of cope; that's not good

>>150145476
based

>>150145361
>This unnatural twitchy shit movement
>le cute coombait XD
Vtubing is so amateur kek, just whores behind an anime avatar grifting weeb simps.

They couldn't even get the mocap right, the core of the illusion.

do not reply to doyerpedos

>>150145486
this isn't a vtuber, it's a video game character

>>150145470
Kek! It's kino!
>>150145479
Just wait until we repeat, the cope from antis will be off the charts

>>150145467
What do you think their boyfriends look like

>>150145498
>It's gacha not vtumor
Whatever, same shit. Still poorly animated weebshit

>>150145501
the palm of your hand

>>150145470
kek they traded away the next superstar ss to win the 2nd place nl west world series

Baseball is underway, we have two games on crapple TV tonight.
Reds @ Pirates starting now
Astros @ Yankees starting in 25 minutes

Generational golden boy of MLB. Cha-Ching

>AppleTV
>doesn’t show strike zone on broadcast
Ump propaganda cometh. Next we need to get Apple to start shit talking ABS and how it will definitely make the league worse.

>>150145527
My wRC+ is way better than slant-eye's over here

>bro you don't understand, you HAVE to just assume the 18 year old latino kid will be the best player of all time and hoard him for years!
>when muh top prospect gets called up in 2030, then we'll be good, trust!
Just ask Stankeedoos how they feel about Jasson Dominguez after being their top prospect for the last 7 years

Yo what time the Phillies startin?

>>150145580
8:05 PM Beast Coast Time

>>150145566
He don't bring in the money like Golden Boy. Trout can never be the Golden Boy.

Cope on 'em, poodre!

Boricua asses gonna get fucked by the brewers

I'm gonna watch lil bro play the astros before the Mets game starts

>OMHECKING DID YOU GUYS SEE A WOMAN IS GOING TO BE THE UMPIRE FOR A GAME?!?!?!
>LETS GO QUEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!! CHUDS ARE SO MAD RIGHT NOW LMAOOOO

191st for blue jays :)

>>150145656
why are they making a big deal of this? It's not 2021 anymore people are sick of this woke shit

>Orioles signing Greg Allen who hasn't played since 2023
>Not promoting Dylan Bevers
I wanna blow my fucking brains out

>>150145662
Whomp whomp, that means they lose tonight.

>>150145656
>>150145667
honestly you faggots are more annoying whining about it

>>150145636
i shouldn't have, but i laughed so hard at this

>>150145704
always be simping anon

PLEASE METS

Oh boy I get to hear the commentary discuss yankees vs astros comparisons from 3+ years ago constantly for the entire length of the game

>>150145719
Yeah, you just can't get that kind of risque humor on Reddit.

LOL

KEK STANKEES

>lose yet another series to a last-place team
why even bother

TUVE BOMB
lmao stinkees how have you not learned not to boo him

le fuck?

>>150145866
I agree, off yourself.

Getting a homerun against the newest Yankee pitcher is like winning the World Series for them.

HYPED for the big game. Literally punching the air right now.

>>150145913
It’s past your bedtime.

>>150145921
Mom said I could stay up tonight to watch Ohtani.

>>150145936
Congrats.

>>150145943
You'll probably be hitting the sack early yourself once the doggies start getting btfo

>>150145975
Your sack will be hitting my taint bitch

HOLY FUCKING SHIT MOUNTCASTLE

Ben Arroz

my doggie doos will probably get gaped but I would love for them to take the series against the blow gays just to see the canadafag butthurt, they're getting too cocky.

>>150145936
he will go 0-12 this series

is Altuve a HOFer?

>>150146064
everyone else wants the jays to shart all over the doyerpacos

>>150146073
Spiritual HoFer

>>150146073
Nah, he won’t get voted in.

>>150146073
Objectively yes. It's going to piss of Dodger and Yankee fans off though

O'Hoppe is back bros

Yup.

>>150146100
>MVP
>2x WS
>2500-3000 hits
>good power for a 2nd baseman
>lifetime WAR over 60
seems like a strong case

>>150146073
Ya he is

>>150146056
He looks like a true NY Yankee.

>>150146145
He pissed off the NY/LA media but IDK how many BBWAA votes that is.

>>150146145
Yeah but he cheated.

>>150146184
The writers are fags anyways. They shouldn't have so much power for being such whiny little bitches.

tork torkelson!

>>150146087
only canadfags, poodrepedos, and panamapaco

>>150146184
i dont think the BBWAA is as centered on the coasts as it used it be, there are a lot of analytic fags too.

And just like that my Halos give up the lead immediately

>biggest Altuve hater btw
lil nigga comes to the ballpark early just to sign balls for fans who despise him apparently

>>150146073
Most likely depending on how much voters write off 2017, but even without that year, I feel like objectively he'd make it just given all of his other achievements. He will probably go down as one of the best Astros of all time and everyone will have to seethe about it

>>150146199
>>150146223
True most of the newer generation DGAF about Bonds for example. I think the 2022 WS did a lot for his reputation.

>>150146243
He sold it on eBay for a real Jersey.

>boo altuve
>2 run HR

it's up!

>>150146233
And just like that we're losing

damn it, the tiggers are going to look good again after they are done with us this weekend

>>150146073
He won't be first ballot due to all the seething over 2017, but after they get their "revenge" by making him wait a year, he'll be easily voted in.

FUCK UMPIRES

>>150146299
>paco
>anime
Clockwork

>>150146360
sounds about right desu

>angels
I would like a different team please

>>150146307
Will Dodger fans give Scherzer a standing ovation for what he did for the club?

>>150146299
astromiguels...this your most masculine poster?

ON BASE PROBABILITY 26% !!!!!!!!!!

martian bros...

C’mon volpe

remember when stankeefans were claiming volpe is the next jeetah

WTF BABY JETER

baby jeet…

>>150146503
dude really?

I still don't get what the Brewers' mindset was trading Nestor Cortes, paying most of his salary in the trade, and sending a top prospect over to the Padres in exchange for Brandon Lockridge... especially if he's not going to be an everyday player for the team. What exactly do they gain with him that they felt he was worth that price?

Feel like Nolan could have made a better attempt to avoid the tag but it looks like he wasn't ready for it

>>150146444
He's good not great.

>elite
Jeter, Ripken Jr, etc...

>great
Bregman's 2019 run, Fernando Tatis Jr's 2020 run.

>good
Volpe, Neto, other young guys.

Good guys can be great, don't get me wrong.

>>150146539
Exactly

Pls don’t hurt my boy yanks

>>150146548
Deal. Can they hurt Altuve?

>>150146548
100% poorly located. Shitty hitler is a hard throwing lefty with flashes of nasty stuff but he's a rookie nonetheless.

>>150146548
Give Schlitt a chance

damn Teodosio twisted the fuck out of his ankle

>uncbowl tonight
Nah that’s crazy

JD looks absolutely terrified of the ball. Why don't we play Stanton TODAY when we have kids like him in the OF?

>dodgerfans can't accept white people hate them
kekaroo

WALK HIM IDIOT

Why are you pitching to 'tuve?

3-time AL MVP

>>150146645
Does this dude know what city he plays for?

>>150146653
I wish they were pitching "to" him

Pop Outuve

>>150146672
City of champions

if his name wasnt paul goldschmidt would the stankees still have traded for him?

Marinkeks are forced to cheer us on tonight.

>>150146702
see adol marinara or something

CWalk is going to strikeout or pop out. I’ve seen this before

>>150146712
what's FAGGOTmina precious, what's FAGGOTmina?

>>150146712
FAGGOTmina kek!!!

RIP Jim Lovell

LET'S GO M E T S

>>150146517
Quintana is not a top prospect, but I agree, the trade was weird. That said, Lockridge is controllable for 5 more seasons, and that has value.

Dontrelle Willis sucks in the booth
I miss my Coney & O'neilly

>watch appletv for bessbawl
>now have to watch “making of naked men on an island” promo
This isn’t a Braves game. Why are they promoting this here?

>>150146769
Crackstreams mogs

>>150146307
Nobody cares about AAA

Mauricio FAGon kek!!!

>>150146771
My brother has it so I might as well use it since I can put it on the tv

paul goldshit lmao

bench this rat

i'm so amped for this bros

>flyout
>flyout
>flyout
This man would be good as a BENCH player. Sit down next to coach.

Come on Ward, wtf are you doing?

>>150146832
>what happens when you're the son of David Wells
He's literally a nepo baby.

Why are they making Boone chew gum and walk at the same time. FUCK YOU APPLE.

gametime

time for phillies baybawl

>>150146814
If you want to see geriatrics fighting, just volunteer at an old folks' home during tv time

>>150146832
They really need to have Uncle Ben Rice play a lot more catcher.

>>150146865
I forgot they are also showing the game on TheCW in Texas

stupid retard

SCHWARDOINK

>>150146873
im hoping they resign belli once he opts out and move him to 1st so we can have rice catch

ITFCB

>>150146877
good call, i can watch it on the big screen

>>150146873
What about da next Posada? No play time? I think he’s going into arbitration.

eye tea four sea bee

>getting picked off at 2nd by the catcher
>anaels

>Teodosio out of the game
He hit his head pretty hard, hopefully he's okay.

stros really getting shutout by rookie ace cam schlittler

schwarber is your daddy

Let's all root for dem Chadres.

SOTONIAN

soto

>>150146907
Do the sea bee see!

A SOTONIAN BLAST

>>150146916
Wardy is kind of dumb. He's pretty bad on the basepaths and on the field. But then he'll go 4 for 4 with a home run and a double so we forgive him

Sotos got the hot hand

>>150146920
>2 Astros - 0 Yankees
>Astros getting shutout
least retarded /mlb/ poster

Soto !

JUAN SOLO

can Harper really still not slide headfirst?

Cam schlitty striking out the side

stros paid the ump

SLIDE HEADFIRST YOU RETARDS HOLY SHIT

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

do not run on belli retards

Nice one trámele

taylor retard

Attaboy Tuck

That could've been bases loaded for Peña too if they didn't go for that

>>150147020
i see your third base coach is as retarded as luis rojas

Tony Perezchica with another retarded send on a ball right to the outfielder. Dude has sold so many fucking runs for us in his first fucking year.

no...NO!!!

CAMPEROOOOOOOOOOO

Perezchica really full sent there lol

I want to die

mest-sewers umpies are already going full retard in the first inning, absolute umpkino

NETOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HALOS TAKE THE LEAD

Aaron retard

it's time to pinch hit stanton for judge

Diesel cooking so far

sit teh frick down!

It's Walker Beuhler on the mound for the Red Sox who has a history of fucking over the Padres when he was a Dodger, as he will go up against Nick Pivetta who was with Boston last season. The advantage goes to the Red Sox going into tonight's game.

>>150146408
possibly, but he wasn't with the dodgers for very long, so I dunno

gaysconsin kek

MARTE PARTAY!

Trout is still so fast

you would've thought the pirates drafted this kid the way he's pitching

OW OW! YEAAAAAAAH

>>150146871
do geriatrics normally run a 3.29 ERA? why aren't teams clearing out their local retirement homes to bolster their lineup?

gaysconsin kek

>>150147092
Padger's

the rangers are smol bawlin the phillies right now

It’s not cocking to you that I’m standing on penis

How are my jintsiners bros doing lately?

Based umpGODS

Let’s get Devin Williams warmed up to pitch a few innings. This kids washed.

Pete mindbroke Gaysconsin

Jesus the Texas play in a shit stadium

i havent seen a starter for the yankees get 20 outs in months

Doubletuve

Another defensive alignment banger by my Yankees. God I hate these faggots so much.

>>150147169
Skenes would struggle to go 5 with that defense

I always watch my Royals with a big bag of Mr. Chip Mr. Cheese Puffs

>marsh going the other way on purpose
that's fucking awesome, more of that

at least volpe is fielding cleanly

Why are these Brewers squaring to bunt but watching pitches go right down the middle? Are they retarded?

this ump sucks lol

Umpkino in milwaukee
Strike zone is like a mario party minigame

Is this guy actually Christian tho?

Mets

>cole in the dugout
i heard this faggot was throwing already

>RISPstros
add two more RISP outs to the pile

A Senganonian step-on-first-to-end-the-inning

Oh wow, another starter that can’t get more than 15 outs. The mega bullpen will handle this.

>>150147206
Fr

hunter faggot is gonna go 8 innings isn't he? just call the game already.

>Shilling $50 burger
Apple TV can’t go away any sooner.

no...NO!!!

holy shit randy arozarena in the booth! who's the black tribesmen? get him grape soda asap.

>new york stinky mystery meat
>“quality”
How expensive is a burger from that shithole, $70 bucks?

Jasson Dominguez needs to get optioned already. Da next Soto project is a bust. He’s not even being patient anymore.

vgh

if the twins somehow make it back to .500 with this backup squad of AAA kids and late season MLB debuts, I'll honestly just be impressed

>try to watch stankees game
>re-directs to Apple TV
>click on popup for 7 day free trial
>sign in with several years dormant account
>free trial's suddenly not there anymore
why? you basically ensured i'll never touch your dogshit company

why is volpe bunting with 2 outs no runners on, investigate him for throwing the game

What the crap are you doing Boyd ? Are you serious

Cusb kek

We are 4/5ths of the way to nu tho.

>>150147272
you probably used it already, rajesh

>>150147285
It got caught in the web lol. Just bad luck.

>yerry
damn boone is managing. i woudl've gone devin but that would buck break him too much (being relegated to a LR innings eater) kek.

>>150147266
still better than whatever food comes from your irrelevant soulless shithole

insanely shitty luck. Just not the cubs night. Gg berds. This website is horseshit and barely works to begin with.

>>150147211
She was so hot, not sure what she has to do with the Mets though

Nice defensive alignment volpe retard

jsyk

gaysconsin kek

>>150147267
ive been hearing about Dominguez since he was 17 and hes a replacement level player.
"Prospect rankings" are just who are the best minor leaguers for the big market teams

>>150147302
scuba kek

got'em kek...oeo!!!

>>150147291
i literally have not used the account since before apple tv+ was a thing

Mettie infield looking good tonight

>>150147314
Yeah, he’s literally a DH larping as a left fielder. He’s TERRIFIED of the ball. I’d let Jones get playing time this September.

>>150147314
jacob degrom never sniffed a top 100 ranking

I hate it when announcers say "you can't let that guy beat you" about good hitters. That's exactly who you shouldn't care about beating you. You can't let the 6-9 in the order beat you

Luke Keaschall has singlehandedly saved the twins broken dreams, this kid would've probably been in the running for ROTY if he didn't get his arm fractured in his third game earlier this year.

>>150146832
>Yankee player hits the ball
>Yankee fan complains

This is why players give fans the bird

my innings eater yerry de los santos, triple-a really improved him. only oldcums remember when he was yerry de los meatballs.

>>150144313
Is that the year Verlander won the cy young? The equivalent of miggy beating out trout in 2012

>RISPstros
add three more to the pile

>>150147314
who the fuck compiles prospect rankings anyway? I have to imagien they are basically the sports equivalent of speedrunners.

>>150144836
>No chilaquiles
pathetic

>>150147347
You act like he’s some genius spray hitter landing balls in defensive gaps. He’s not offensively productive at all. Literally a black hole in the lineup.

>>150147353
how can a team leave 3 guys in scoring position?

>>150144595
>oakland
i have some bad news for you anon

>>150147360
the way they grade them is such a meme "65/80", "

nigger what the fuck does that even mean?

>>150147360
Im prettty they just take 1st round draft picks and high price international FAs sort by market size

What do Astros fans think about Alex Cora?

idk the tiger's left fielder's name but that was an unbelievable catch holy shit

>whites (cards) winning
>Chicanos (cubs) losing
This is NUTS!

>>150146307
AM570
THE REAL HOME OF THE DODGERS

I love science, nintendo, and the sandlot

>>150147385
they used to grade 2-8
5 is MLB avg, 1 is a standard deviation
scouts couldnt decide so they added 0/5 number in between on the end

>>150147304
Yeah? Well I'm not sure what your mom has to do with the mets.

>>150147385
It's current vs. future grades; power tends to grow with age and defense/speed falls

>>150147375
Don't.

>>150147399
FAGubs kek!!!

>>150147360
it's fucked up and consistently wrong lmao
top prospects don't pan out all the time. them some rando 9th rounder who never made the top 100 will turn into a Cy Young winner lmao

>>150147360
basically it's just people speculating how good a player's ceiling could be based on what's been seen in their college/high school days.
>this guy strikes out a lot, but his plate discipline shows he also walks a lot. That means he's actually probably going to be a superstar if they could improve his contact
>this pitcher has an 8.00 ERA, but his K/9 in college was 15, so we just got to figure out how to get him more control and he'll be an ace!
>this guy is 17 and seems to be really good at stealing against high school level catchers. his hit rate is high, but he also strikes out a lot, if we simply make him more disciplined we've got the next barry bonds!
speculation that has SOME merit, but a lot of it is just making lottery bets on how much they expect an 18 year old to improve after a few seasons in the minor leagues

>>150147403
Upvoted! UPVOTED!

>leadoff walk
1-2-3-inning coming up for hunter faggot 3k's coming right up!

>>150147421
Albert Pujols was a late round draft.

Today I'll be rooting for the Yankees. Correa and Altuve are a disgrace to the sport and they actively sully it by being allowed to play. An entire year of baseball, some of the best ball some players had in their lives, the last year they played, completely destroyed and altered by the Trashtros.

>>150144836
Mexican is good but falls behind:
Italian
Thai
Peruvian
German
French
Greek

>rispkees
1-2-3-inning any day now, huge nothing burger inning.

UMPCHAD AT THE CARDINALS CUBS GAME

Sucking a cock doesn’t seem so bad now that I think about it.

Why doesn't tennessee have a major league team

>>150147445
Based Gay Louis chad

>>150147445
Go Get 'Em Tigers!

>>150147448
The Rays will be there soon dont worry

>>150147430
Yeah that happens all the time. Fred McGriff was 9th rounder, Nolan Ryan was drafted in the 12th.
More recently Tarik Skubal was drafted in the 9th round. You really can't predict prospects at all

fuck houston

get raped fagstros

>>150147437
Preach, brother. Consider the Severinos and Chapmans of the sport, forced to play for mediocre teams afterward.

>>150147448
because you're the only Ten I see

>>150147360
I've heard that its partially impacted by teams, since the people compiling the lists obviously don't have the time to watch every minor league/international/college/high school game each year so they rely to some extent on how each team views their own prospects. So some teams tend to hype theirs up while others try to keep pressure off.

>>150147427
>>150147439
The inning was, in fact, not a huge nothingburger. Based reversejinx bro.

Fucking hell man, this game should be 4-2 not tied. This is on our constantly shit RISP hitting.

>>150147304
we do not claim mid white roasties

KEK TRASHSTROS

prospect rankings only exist as a speculative market to fuel trades, nothing more

>>150147448
Bud Selig fell for the Florida meme. Two of the four expansion candidates in 1998 were Florida teams (Tampa Bay and Orlando), and this was when the Marlins were already in the league. Nashville didn't even get past the initial round.
It doesn't really matter though because Nashville will very likely get an expansion team when it expands to 32.

>>150147448
Baseball is northeast, midwest, and west coast coded

>>150147474
This is the only reason I hate the Astros. I remember watching this man when he was a fucking kid. Pitching his ass off and going for the Cy Young.

MARSHY! the guy has been on fire lately

>>150147403
same but just sandlot. one of the best things to come out of this website is the recent science denial threads on /x/.

Me? I’m cheering for a meteor to wipe out both the Astros and Yankees

>>150147421
>fucked up and consistently wrong
Consensus top 20 prospects are usually solid major leaguers (distance to the show matters of course). Yes, there are gaps between statistical analysis and traditional scouting. But there's a reason guys like Cistulli (who was one of the first to loudly champion Betts pre-breakout) is still in a ML front office.

>>150147465
>you can't predict prospects at all
There are industry misses all the time. Trout was the Angels' 2nd pick in his draft. Baseball is fucking hard, but to say you can't predict it at all is silly.

Jazz retard can’t stop larping as a power hitter and I hate it.

My Royals are shitty as hell

>>150147437
Cora, Bregman and Beltran are innocent though right?

>>150147505
based retard

Why are the Astros hated? Are they the only team to ever cheat in the entire history of MLB?

i love that wet guy brandon marsh

Alright time to light this yankee bullpen up. Come on now stros

>>150147525
no one cares doyerpaco

>>150147525
mariners-coded post

>>150147533
The funny thing about Trout was that his senior year he only played like 18 games since he's from Jersey and they had a bunch of rainouts that year

THE JO SHOW

>>150147490
Shut up queer

>>150147507
I see thanks

>>150147525
everyone cares doyerchad

>>150147541
they beat the Yankees and Dodgers during long WS droughts for both.
If theyd beat the Mariners and Padres they never would have even been investigated

>>150147551
The mega bullpen is warming up. You simply won’t touch anyone not named Devin Williams.

>>150147541
No, they are just the convenient badguy for the two biggest franchises in baseball

>>150147541
only the other teams that cheated hate them

in-n-out fries are bad. I had them three different times. what's going on doyerpacos?

>>150147561
Tigs really self-imploded lol.

Will the whites (jays) win or will the Mexicans win?

With the Braves sucking ass this year home games aren't as fun, the bathrooms are dead and after the game Grindr only has nasty old men.

>>150147533
I aborted my post and rewrote it to say you can't guarantee anything with prospects, but the site fucked up and decided to send my original post anyways.

>>150147568
Truthnuke

Ggs oakland frens <(^_____^)>

fuck yea trea

They was good goys all along!

>>150147560
Yeah, baseball has always had a bias against cold weather states. Billy Beane was in the stands the same day the Angels' scout who lobbied for Trout was there; Trout went 0-4 lol

TURANG HOMER

What the FUCK was that?!?!

>>150147582
>canada
>white
good morning sir

>>150145499
now say "flyovers"

turnernuke

lmao
Ghost fork? Moar liek ghost dork

>>150147578
Don't get them to go, order light well, eat them first. If you order light well when it's slammed you might not get light well

>>150147609
>Senooooooor us hispanics are white

>>150147500
>>150147601
remind me again about this prestigious yankees bullpen?

>>150147602
Maryland dispite its humidity is a cold weather state we're literally right next to Atlantic ocean

where's nu?

>Antis
new chicano shibboleth just dropped

>>150147578
/mlb/ is an Arby’s curly fries genny

>>150147624
walked one dude and they hook him?

Good outing by Yerry, he's shaping up to be a great innings eater. Suck that the ump got the last laugh.

>>150147635
this guy >>150147638 will make /nu/

my jaysies are staying up late tonight

Angels doing a great thing for that kid <3 love to see it even if hes a future umpire

>>150147638
let's go germany, get to making the nu

>>150147578
sorry your taste palette is fucked and you hate fresh potatoes fried to order

>>150147525
unironocally BASED DODGER SCHIZO

>>150147642
Ya gotta play it safe in close games.

>>150147657
>fundies defending in-n-out
let me guess, you order exclusively from the "secret" menu

>>150147650
Hopefully, someone told grandpa to not take his medicine too early

no…NO!!!

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>>150147602
Beane only likes college players anyway, I'm surprised he even scouted a high schooler

>tattoos
>facial hair
this is not my yankees

>>150147665
i take my psych meds at 7pm every night
not a minute early, not a minute late

Time for CWalk to do nothing again

>>150147664
double double mustard fried, extra toasted bun, whole grilled onions, and chopped chillies with fries light well

>>150147628
Most marylanders don't give a shit about baseball

nu? nu? nu? NU?

>>150147679
>paying $15 for a burger and fries

>>150147677
i have more WAR this year than that bum

>>150147688
still under $10 bitch

>>150147681
OwO I am old enough to remember memorial stadium.

>>150147686
>>150147686

Detmers please

>be named walker
>strike out
chilling

>>150147696
not after tax

Yup. I’m thinking he won the deadline.

>>150147676
<3

bull SHYTE!!!

>>150147421
pujols was the 402nd pick in his draft

pacopacos kek

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S TIME

And the Yankees just the MLB version of Manchester United?