OFFICIAL MAJOR LEAGE BASEBALL edition

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cards

dodgers

girl's with vagina's

>7.2 IP, 2 H, 1 R, 0 ER, 3 BB, 5 K, 98 P
Thanks for that Jose

>>149344126
fat fuck

girl's without vagina's

my giants
my raffy devers

FREE BASEBALL

w e w

>>149344123
Our Doggie Doos

Go Reds!

>>149344203
oh hell yeah...

>>149344304
unless she's very laid back, going to a ballgame with a woman fucking SUCKS

oh, it's another "make a NU and no one talks about baseball for at least 30 posts" episode

>we forgot to mention the broadcast rights disclaimer, so we hope none of you were doing anything illegal in the previous innings

Me listening to the radio broadcast illegally

>>149344408
you first, fuckface

>>149344203
>girl's without vagina's
Examples please.

>>149344374
90% of women aren't laid back unfortunately

no offense

always fun when kuip gets fooled early on a line drive that hooks foul

>>149344433
sarina valentina

Red Sox ain't it

The Mets are 0-7 since fag pride night. METS FANS, TO THE GIMMICK BUNKER, WE NEED A NEW ONE, STAT!

>>149344391
actually, NU should not be made before post 512

>>149344465
easy with the language, chip

>>149344125
>>149344203
Cane’s

>>149344374
>with a woman
*other than family

the ladies in my family are fun to be around at games, cheering like I never see them do for anything else

I'm shocked the new OT rules haven't made pinch bunters more popular. No one is willing to take an easy run these days, even with Manfred runners

This nu is cursed from the start and will be cursed until it is ole...tho.

>>149344505
Even actual gays overuse the word faggot now, time to go to reddit, chip.

>>149344569
my gay friend gave me the pass when he was drunk once

>>149344465
they should do a hololive night just to see what happens!

>>149344587
>my gay friend gave me the ass when he was drunk once

>>149344590
kys

fuck. that feels like the ballgame

I think the Mariners suck!

appears the game is outta reach for the white sux

>>149344634
Ain't over till the fat lady sings

>>149344587
>my gay friend
faggot

Softball is on.
Talons vs Volts on ESPNU

it's kinda interesting looking at crowds in baseball games now compared to the past. i'm not talking like ancient history 1930s, but like the 80s. very few people in the crowd wearing jerseys. but today you see like a third of the crowd in jerseys. when did this shift happen?

>>149344698
i'd assume after the 94 strike, an emphasis was put on merchandise revenue. rappers wearing jerseys probably didn't hurt either

>>149344682
thanks. either team wearing white pants?

What’s “body tea”, precious? What's "body tea"?

There goes his OAA statline

What did Chip Caray say?

>>149344698
it's become fashionable and easier to obtain them now. especially with modern sports culture

>>149344656

yyeeaahh that's the ballgame

kino bunt single in st. lou

>>149344755
faggot with a hard r

>>149344743
No. They're both wearing black pants. I've actually seen other people complaining about it, like for non horny reasons. They have white pants but just don't wear them as often for some reason.

what the fuck

>>149344465
Shut up ‘toid

why are there so many empty seats in gay louis?

NO WAY LMAO

I think I just witnessed my first ever nobletiger kek

GG White Sox

Mariners...

>bottom of the 10th, cards with bases loaded no outs
>reds get a force out at home
>reds get another force at home
>strike out

>Gay Louis
>The Gapeway Arse
KEK

>>149344850
96 degrees

>gay louis

what happened to that mariner? another heat stroke vic?

>>149344884
i think its been hot in summer before

>>149344933
It has but the heat index is 106. Rather watch the game at home desu.

>>149344922
Biden did this btw

Damn Hazel let me suck on those tatas

>>149344797
>They're both wearing black pants
then no thanks!

>>149344884
lel
I can withstand that ez

>>149344797
that's too bad. black pants on the diamond just kinda suck aesthetically. they look wrong.

you did this

ain't no way some of these women on bumble are "29"

le big dumper will not hit more than 50 homers this season. i'd guess 47.

>>149345002
ice ridding us of the doyer menace

>>149345002
The number of illegals has to be so far beyond what anyone thought for this to happen

>>149345002
>anon makes up a lie
>it's politically relevant
>updoots to the left

what the hell is this ballgame

Doyers

>>149345002
yes, illegals love flocking to *checks notes* buffalo wild wings to watch baseball

>>149345043
not all the people they grab are actually illegal. they have quotas, so they just apprehend anyone that looks suspicious. and in LA, where the demographics are mostly blacks and latinos, everyone looks suspicious. I'm more surprised the true foreign criminal of LA still walks free

>>149344922
too hot!

bullpen finna blow this for da cubbies

So are there like just no more White Sox fans on /mlb/ anymore? Where did they all go?

30 btw

good god

>reds get manfred runner to 3rd with nobody out
>all three guys strikeout
this game is never gonna end...

Dumptruck will get 65

Who let this roided up dumper get the bat?

My JAYSIES are back.

>>149345125
>>149345022
you will learn a lesson in regression

Giants and Red Sox radio announcers doing a broadcaster swap.
Jon Miller goes with Lou and Dave Fleming goes with his brother.
They all take turns in the Giants and Red Sox booth. Pretty cool

[W]
gg mariners

jays win

gg cubbies see you tomorrow if nobody dies of heat stroke overnight

[W] gg memeiners cya tmrw hope your pitcher is OK

Cubgers won that game

>>149345194
kek

>>149345043
Nah. People are just scared to go out because they're grabbing any vaguely brown person.

GO GAYS GO
GO GAYS GOOOOO

SORRY CHUDS BUT LOVE IS LOVE

GO GAYS GO

>>149345238
https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/1936510053445767358

You have three boards for this you faggots. Keep politics out of basebal

lol. brutal

gg reds

cya tomorrow

please do not screenshot pozo's fat fucking mantits

>>149345117
>good god
Mother of god!

>Cal Raleigh is the first player to hit 30 hr in just 75 games since Bonds and Gonzalez in 2001

>>149345338
the second half regression is going to send the memeiners into the biggest tailspin you've ever seen

>>149345178
I missed jon and lou in the 5th inning but dave and will for the 6th were pretty good. they sound like pitch-shifted versions of each other.

>>149345081
>>149345225
you lost tranny

Extension soon

>>149345347
idk half of a season is a pretty big sample size

I can't even enjoy my berds win because of how good the Cubs are looking. Maybe some cock will cheer me up

>>149345347
He may beat last year's total before the break.

>>149345300

>>149345205
>Cubgers
Go Cubs? Go Dodgers? Cubgers?

Yankees

Imagine going to a home game at the cubs. Brewers are the best team in baseball w a mediocre boomer manager. 2007 was a long time ago. Craig counsel staring at 100 million dollar binders. Shaka when the walls fell.

>>149345605
what is this gibberish

Shohei has been hit by pitch intentionally three times in his career and each time Martin Maldonado was the catcher behind him. Rececntly, Shohei unfollowed Maldonado on instagram. It's obvious this thug is ordering the hits on Shohei and MLB needs to step in before he strikes again.

"I eat babby" poster is back in business!

>Over the years, the Tampa Bay Rays have amassed a long list of would-be owners.
>The team’s perpetually uncertain future has led to many suitors — and breakups. Owner Stuart Sternberg has kept his cards close through it all.
>But the Rays notably changed their tone this week, when the team announced it is in “exclusive discussions” with a group led by Jacksonville developer Patrick Zalupski “concerning a possible sale of the team.” As recently as March, the Rays had said the team was not for sale.
>Zalupski has assembled a group of investors, including Bill Cosgrove, CEO of Union Home Mortgage, which sponsors college football’s Gasparilla Bowl at Raymond James Stadium; and Ken Babby, who owns two minor-league baseball teams.

Austin Wells, son of David Wells.

>>149345648
some 'sconsinite is blind drunk before 5pm

>>149345002

>>149345605
>Shaka when the walls fell.
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

>>149345741

temba...at rest

in case you're just joining us, the toronto blue jays shellacked the shitcago white sux by a final tally of 7 runs to 1.

thats a walkoff redberds winner

>>149345682
>>149345757
Poster eating babby.

>>149345365
You don't even live in this country lmao

Let the spice flow.

nerds when I cringed

jintsbros…

https://nypost.com/2025/06/21/sports/giants-pitcher-sean-hjelle-accused-of-affairs-abuse-by-wife/

>>149345840
I'm detecting large quantities of win in this sector

>>149345357
So weird right. They both structure their sentences the same
>Steps put of the box to take time, (player) does.

>>149345682
>"I eat babby" poster is back in business!
I eat babby.

>MIDDAY UPDATE
Redbirds stay in the NL WC race with Milwaukee! Both teams round out the bottom of the WC Berth! San Francisco up 3 on Boston, trying to avoid a three way tie for in the WC race.
As for the AL, the Rays stay hot on the Yankees trail as Tampa holds onto the 4 seed. Toronto reverse yesterday's final as they beat the White Sox to keep the 5 spot.
As for the outstanding games, the Padres and Royals face off as both teams are just a game or two out of their spot to the postseason. At the same time, the Mets and Phillies fight for the pole position in the NL East.
>MIDDAY UPDATE

>>149345904
The Baystars are getting another ace soon

>>149345904
Hjelle did nothing wrong.

>>149345904
damn she looks walled. cant really blame him

>>149345987
She looks fine you incel

Sex, have it.

>>149346005
she looks walled.

>>149345904
The way she worded that is so bad.

>>149345904
she cute

Hey metsies. I wish to reconcile. I see that streak and I do not wish that for you. Commiserations.

>>149346141
Do you think the Metsies will be feeling GOOOOOD tonight?

>>149345904
I missed the time when athletes weren't controlled/threatened by their GFs or wifes

ummm camilo?????

Doval please!

Camilo Doval Gas Can Inc

>>149345714
#FreeMomiji

>>149345904
that woman's entire tiktok is insane. putting a lot of hope into her "7 foot" sons. don't blame sean for cheating. i'm just gonna assume the abuse she's referring to is just the cheating.

>>149345802
things are looking good

>Doval
>Shutdown inning when he comes in from behind
>Shits the bed when he comes in with the lead

Enough!

>>149346073
She was probably off a bottle of wine or something. Putting the kids in the video when they probably have no clue wtf is going on is a real cunt move.

Huge pop out for the Giants

>>149345714
#LockHerUp

Oh no

this is not fun

this is the opposite of fun

We need a godly bunt from Meyer here

camilo...................

>>149346291
Can I add you on Linkedin

>>149346389
only if you can get me a job im desperate

wtf doval back to needing to be bailed out by his catcher

Camilo why didn't you cover first base you bastard

fuckin a, great game through 8 then torture in the 9th

gg sox

jesus christ. GG boston

>my Jints :)
That was close jintsbros. I cain't
gg Red Sox, cya tomorrow

Surely the New York Metropolitans cannot lose eight games in a row.

Fuck you Red Sox.

>>149346558
Surely they can

>>149346558
we MUST stick together

>>149345904
abuse here most likely means he raised his voice or some shit. Women are so soft.

Mets have a 79 year old pitcher on the mound.

>>149345904
Absolute state of ‘toids

The Mets must renounce their love of degenerate man-on-man butthole penetration to please the baseball gods and get back in the win column.

Why are posters on /mlb/ obsessed with a former Mets catcher?

>>149343905 (OP)
Doyers

Tendie ‘em

holy

>>149346983
>Tendie ‘em
Are these Cane's tenders?

Good baserunning Seager my goodness.

>le heckin doyers

Offense is UGLY.

>>149347048
Cane's is overrated as fuck anon

Patkees

>>149347099
Cane's is great

>>149347099
>overrated
No one really rates it as anything more than it is. A fast food tendie place. I would say it properly rated. No one thinks it's high cuisine or anything.

>>149347139
CANE'S SUCK
I WENT THERE WITH MY BLACK FRIEND BECAUSE HE SAID IT WAS GOOD AND IT WASN'T LMAO

rangers win bitches

>>149347048
Dave’s Hot Chicken > Popeyes > Cane’s > KFC

>Hands you the L

That’s a rags win!

>>149346860
PIAZZA new york CATCHER are you STRAIGHT or are you GAY???

>>149346983
tfw non tendied

There is but one chicken tender restaurant on /mlb/, and that is Cane’s.
It is holy, universal and apoulstolic.

>>149347345
Let’s go easy on LilBro…

>Jason Heyward DFA'd
don't even blame the Padres for doing that, but it'd be sad if that's how his career ends. he seems like a nice guy and he did seem like he was trying his hardest, it's just he's well past his prime. I think his career warrants some little ceremonial signing where he gets to do one last at bat at Wrigley or Truist or something so he can get a standing ovation as he walks off the field instead of it ending with a failed rehab stint in the minors with an unceremonious DFA

Cojer con take it easy on lil bro meh

>>149347398
Remember when he was coming up with the Braves and was supposed to be the can't miss absolute badass future MVPer.

>>149347387
Church's rules

We are over 2/5ths of the way to nu tho.

>tfw i'm a dodgers fan but i hate boston more than san francisco so hope the gints win

Porque los meh están losing 8 games?

Based thread enjoyer.

>>149347505
Yeah, he never made it there but 41 war is nothing to sneeze at

>>149347505
Same thing with Francouer that came before him

>>149347565
lmao this nigga still bootyblasted by 2018 steamrolling

GAYLINS

>>149347635
The ump is so fucking hyped

>>149347505
my Braves are 1000% going to pick him up then DFA him three days later

do catchers end up with a fucked up hand when they retire?

>>149347635
Torrens lookin like one of my pakistani bredren in this crispy af photo senpai innit

>>149347646
no you retard. i hate boston because of the lakers rivalry.

>>149347646
Anon, my dad works for Nintendo. Do you believe me?

Nintendies from Cane's.

keep it gemmy

WHOOOOOOOOAG YANKEE NO BRIM. HA HA. LEMME GO ROUND DIS HAT.

>>149347505
I still remember them calling him the J Hey Kid when he came up and hit that bomb.

HEY METS TARDS YOU FUCKING TRANNIES ARE SO FUCKING GAY ID SAY MY FIGHTINS ARE GONNA FUCK U SO HARD BUT YOUD PROBABLY LIKE THAT U DUMB QUEENS QUEERS I HOPE U CHOKE ON BOBBY BONILLAS BANANA

>>149347891
>may
Nooooooo

>>149347740
lol, imagine watching basketball literally ever, let alone rooting for LeBron James.
Bakersfield retards really are disgusting.

Bakerspie fren.

deportiedoos kek

When the fuck is bomel going to make rogers the closer

>>149347926
shut up ‘toid

'toid adjacent

LET'S GO METS

>>149348047
ha ha aha ahaha ha aha

Did pride night curse the Mets?

>>149347397
>diddy is a recker stan

>>149347891
it's going to be a May gives up 2 hits in one of the first three innings, then a dinger to bring them home episode isn't it
also a May loads the bases with 1 out then gets of a jam with a gidp and acts like he won the world series episode

If Rob Manfred was worth his salt as a commissioner, he wouldn't allow deferred contracts, juice balls, or pay the umps more to fix games. He'd fold all birdfag teams.

>>149348203
meds

Why are you guys watching regular season games? Today is a HUGE day for college baseball. It's literally the grand finals.

mests!

LETS
GO
BRANDON

Mets

>>149348224
my Bruins lost already so I dont give a shit

Today is the day the Mets begin a 20 game win streak. Pride up.

>>149348233
it’s so cute watching you do banter

>mets game starting

LGM

>mets

>hit the ball of the wall
>single

>Philthies

We are over half way to /nu/ tho.

JTs been in the league for a decade now and retards still cant pronounce his name

>4-0
Yep gg Mets

>unabel

My Patkees.

>>149348389
shut the fuck up u faggot mets false flagger

>RISP

I dont even know who this fucking Young guy is

>>149348424
Sorry I'm like 3-4 innings ahead since TV sucks ass and Radio is king.

abel gonna fuck ya mesties hope u like that dick cuz ur gonna be taking it for years to come

Who are you favorite young guys on /yourteam/?

>>149348483
Abel gonna get pulled and Walker comes in again tonight in the 5th inning to give up another 4 runs.

homerun derby incoming

>>149348478
This bitch looks like vexus from my life as a teenage robot

>>149348483
Shut up, you're losing

lindor and pete are so zesty they def fuck in the storage closet

Royals

>Schwarber gets a hit
>Bohm grounds out to a DP to end the inning
Ya love to see it.

>>149348557
im sorry, did the phillies already lose? oh thats right its only the first inning

dumb fucking mets fans lol

>>149348592
now what?

>>149348557
You were saying?

>>149348518
Let's just say if Soto showed up at my doorstep he would be escorted directly to my wife's bedroom and served wine (with pussy) while I watch old french films on the couch all night.

>>149348623
Called Abel gives up another run in the inning to tie it back up. That or Thompson pulls him outright and brings in Walker like I said earlier than usual because that faggot loves that mysterymeat Metsack

lmao that throw what a fucking fagggggoootttt

>Mets are gonna go 0-8 since "pride" night

Who’s winning the fentanyl bowl? Kensington or Jamaica Queens?

>>149348557
oh my kek

falseflag em!

Fuck my boricua ass

>>149348660
>Nimmo is the only one hitting
its quite literally clear God is punishing this team for Sodomy

Do they still have the zest?

>>149348537
GYATT that babby eatin' good

>Jason Adam 1.5 ERA in both April and May
>over 3 ERA in Pride Month
my homophobic pitcher can't focus knowing people are having gay sex right now...

>Only two runs that inning
Need 9 more runs to win this Phillboys

>>149348686
does 'cagar' mean shit in mexican?

>>149347958
you're trying so hard jesus christ. i don't like lebron and i barely tolerated kobe and i think luka is a bitch. AND i live in the south bay. you absolute fucking knob. the ONLY thing i'm bootyblasted about to an embarrassing degree is 2017 and those cheating cunt astros

>>149348699
im not false flagging. im not even gay, i just really love the mets and the taste of cum. if u cum in a glass and i drink it its not gay cuz i didnt touch u. watching doesnt count either. and if i wanna cum too at the same time its still not gay cuz im thinking of a girl even tho im watching u.

>Tied game
Dangerous lead

>>149348224
fullerton's not in so i don't give a shit

Are the phils and mets huge rivals? I hardly watch the NL east games

>>149348835
Faggiest rivals in the league.

>Y’all got any good starting pitching?
>Nah we got depth tho

>>149348835
mets fans are fucking faggots and like to pretend their teams perennially relevant

>>149348835
Primary rival for the Mets are the Braves

>>149348859
This.

>>149348881
lol no. Mets vs Phillies played last year overseas.

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door

>>149348881
braves are gay too

>>149348862
>lowest starter ERA in the league with "depth"
Aces are a thing of the past, grampy. Everyone would rather have 5 Nathan Evoldis than 2 Paul Skenes

>>149348900
Because Britbongs banned the Braves from playing there since they think their team is racist.

Holy crap that ump was so blind to call that out

>>149348835
Everyone hates the mets because we're a super group formed from three different teams

mick abel has now retired 5 in a row

Lets keep it civil, folks.

>>149348947
And still can't win a world series.

>>149348900
The fuck does this have to do with anything? Are the Jacksonville Jags and Giants rivals cause they played overseas?

>>149348947
What are the three different teams?

>>149348974
division*

>>149348938
This. Plus the gay Brits think Bryce Harper is hot.

>>149348859
Not wrong. Phillies and Mets rivalry is like a bitch mode version of the Yankees vs Red Sox rivalry.

>>149348870
You actually seem mad. I would hate to be you lol.

>>149348981
The Jaguars are London's team though.

gay mets actually going for 0-8 kek

>>149349032
O T T O

>>149348862
>trusting a jew

>>149349060
Only if the Phillies score another 8 runs. No lead is safe with that blowpen of there's unless they're up by double digits in which that case the opposing team doesn't even try anymore.

>>149348928
>Griffin Canning
all of that early season reclamation project talk has disappeared.

San Diego is a soccer-first city.

>>149348928
And how’s that worked out the past 8 games

>subway world series cancelled

kek

>mest

What did he mean by this?

>>149349060
0-8 for being homos
Well deserved for that gay ass franchise

lololol mets stay suckin

My Blaze are getting fucked again on MLB Network.

Somehow I expected the Phills to only score here because of a wild pitch haha

prrrrrrtttt

>>149349157
Blaze should get fucked by me instead

>>149349145
It’s funny how butthurt he is about this when he should be mad at the red sox FO for even getting to that point

phils get milfs behind home plate, mets get fat retard cubans covered in mustard stains

>>149349146
Do another creative writing assignment about chugging cum!

>>149349145
>Red Sux damage control PR

>>149349131
It was never gonna happen since the Doyers were gonna take the NL again and you be the World Series designated loser again this year.

ok im just gonna play persona 3 instead of putting myself through misery, later bros

>>149349124
won't even be shocked if the fucking soccer team is the one that beats the San Diego sports curse

>>149349195
Love it when niggas dress up as Spiderman and do hood shit

>>149349209
>again again

>>149349131
>>149349209
>Expecting the Mets to beat this in the NLCS
lol

A beginning is a very delicate time.

The Blaze are wearing their white pants, so that's something.

>>149349269
Senga-san is better than all of them

>>149349269
Vpn off faggot Swede

Padres bros, your pitcher is terrible

Lindor finally broke out of the slump

>spider-cuz gentrified
New Yorkers, what’s the solution to the Spider-Man crisis?

LINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>It was 3-1

alonso just grabbed a fistful of asshole

Based lindor now imagine if we didn’t give up yet another run on a passed ball

now we have to win

Tied game hahahahaha

>>149349285
dumb bitch swung on a 3-0 count with the bases loaded and flied out for the 3rd out.

It’s not not my fault bros I just hate the Mets so much that I think explicitly gay thoughts about them :(

O M G

>lillies

>>149349125
Better than Scherzer and Verlander, bud.

Abel opened up

I didn't know Taijuan Walker was pitching again today.

>tying the game is like winning the world series for mets fans

please don't blow it this time Mets, I need a win

>>149349390
Love wins chud.

>>149349157
Does MLB network have a group shower cam show hosted by Abby Labar?

>Philthies

>that risp average
grim

>disabeled
KWAB

>Mets give up a run
>detailed homosexual paragraphs are posted
>Mets tie the game: >>149349390
sour grapes fsggot that’s THREE home runs in a row KEK

A Sotonian blast!

Reminder that Dodger fans are all Meximutts

Excellent.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA BACK TO BACK TO BACK HOMERUNS
>IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-1

back to back to back ultrakino

i hope they bean his ass for that faggot skippity showboating

Do any of you hate or despise Recker?

>>149349440
ok but what does that have to do with the mets or phillies?

>>149349448
Still mad.

>>149349451

I need Griffin Canning to get blown out. I don't care who wins.

>>149349436
>KWAB
SNEED

BACK2BACK2BACK

>>149349465
Peterson gapes ya!

>>149349451
Not as much as I hate Dodger fans

LETS GO METS!!!!!!

Petey trying to murder his teammates

alonso lost the bat cuz he was still lubed up from the pregame circle jerk

Abel got that Spenser Howard vibes going.

mcneil is a pop up artist he is shit i dont care

fox broadcasters are so bad

"instead of throwing strikes in the zone, Abel should throw balls that the batters think will be strikes so he gets more strikeouts with two strikes"

how old man maldonado somehow made that will actually surprise me

And like that the Mets went from going on a 0-7 losing streak to winning the series in Philadelphia considering tomorrow is all but a guaranteed Mets win.

Your New York Metropolitans are gonna need about 12 more runs for Canning thoughever

>>149349304
Royals bros, our pitcher is terrible

Phillies suck

national broadcasts are cancer

>>149349533
they are deliberately dumbing it down for casualfags

I heard the subway series is back on.

>>149349572
they're for normies.

US just blew up Iran, Casty gonna hit 3 HRs

>>149349575
take it easy on them doyerpacos

I am a Phillies fan representing in this thread. fuck new york

Homers are good tho!

It's over. This team will never win anything until they fix their garbage pitching.

Hoping they ignore Panama when the (homerun) bombs drop

>>149349596
Looks like the Kensington street junkies got wifi. kek

>>149349596
>kensington

>>149349596
are phillies fans still killing each other at the park?

‘toids seething at my Mets

Nice at bat Schwarbkek

>>149349596
t.

>>149349625
>>149349626
>>149349629
at least we don’t have illegals running around raping people and selling drugs, all of our criminals are home grown

Put together incredible AB’s and do what they need to in order to push runs across. RBI’s are still a skill, and they seem to do it VERY well.

>>149349655
2009 ya bitch.

>>149349451
He was a Met for a reason

>Philthies bats buck broken and cannot hit anymore
kwab

>>149349655
Coping and seething and also lying

>>149349625
>>149349626
>>149349629
>>149349648
i’m from jersey

>>149349590
Nope. that was already done the Mets inning with the back to back to back home run bombs to count all the bunkers that got blown up today.

GOOOOOOOO PHILLIES

>>149349701
Keep us posted

Canning fucking sucks

I can’t wait to see the score of the umpire behind the plate for the phillies v mest game… whenever it ends… it can’t be good. A lot of the missed calls are in swing counts… drastically affecting the outcomes of these AB’s.

Here comes the Kepler ground out to end the inning.

dude roller coasters LMAO

kill every ump
send every ump to Iran
Nuke all ump homes

>>149349751
This guy didn’t have a childhood

why is that faggot alvarez dressed like a 1991 ski suit

>Kekler
>Realputo

this ump is clearly retarded

REAL - MEW - TOW

Two on base with 1 out and we can't score

>>149349809
Tell me about it pal

>RISP

Where is game thread?

Qrd on fat schwarber

>>149349828
Only a RISP when it's bases loaded, but still a worthy
>Philthies

>>149349840
Big bopper

>>149349843
It’s RISP whenever runners are in scoring position

>>149349833
You best start believing in game threads, anon... YOU'RE IN ONE!

>>149349859
There's risp and then there's
>RISP

Lets go padres!

>>149349859

Useless phillies

>DP
Xander Boegarts is definitely back tho

>>149349145
>defending a billion dollar corporation over your millionaire countryman
damn, rough day for the proletariat

>>149349840
He's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.

Another great Alvarez at bat thank you David Stearns for not sending him to Syracuse

So when do the Eagles start? I'm tired watching all these other sports in my city pretending something they're not, and that being winners.

>Philly pitcher out in the 3rd
Kek

I want the mest to lose so I can laugh at them because I do not like the mest. They play near my favorite baseball team and that's why I do not like them.

>>149349285
aaaand suddenly the uniform looks 10x better

>>149349924
The Phillies experiment is a bust. Maybe add another alternate uniform.

>>149349936
Too bad the Phillies suck ass for that to happen tonight and tomorrow after they used up all their offense juice yesterday.

>>149349936
michael kay pls go

>>149349926
thomson gave up on the game it seems
>>149349924
august lol

I don’t want to watch the fentanyl bowl.

For me, it's Johnny Injun and the KC Royale

>>149349936
Nice image :)

>>149349973
Well that's too damn bad because this year its gonna be Philly Fents vs the Vegas Fents.

>>149349968
Canning sucks and your guy just got through an inning in 7 pitches. How are the philthies out-dooming the Mets rn??

>Bryson Stopp

Booby Shit Pooner

>Otto Hemp
>Brandon Darsh

>>149350016
lots of false flagging from barfiedoos

I do not like chud hair Harper, even more than I did not like long hair Harper.
>>149350051
Surely that would include much more homosexual fan fiction though

>Canning settled in
Easy win and series for the Mettie Jetties since we gonna curve stomp Lulardzo tomorrow with god king Peterson on the mound.

But for real though, Padres fucked up trading for Soto rental.

are the mets still doing the giant purple butt plug thing?

>>149350114
Least they weren't the Phillies and overpaid for both Walker and Nola.

>>149350092
I admire your confidence even though I don’t share it

>>149349954
Have the players do more fent so they can score more.
>>149349962
Tendiegod mogs you.
>>149349989
Do not disrepect ock Pepe.

>>149350136
Ask your mom, she'd know

>>149350114
was wood also part of the package?

>>149350163
Yes

>>149350144
You should since this is the Lillies we're talking about. As it stands, Season series is 5-1 as of tomorrow night.

reminder, do not post a nu until the 512th post

Pitch Tatis inside you coward

Imagine the Mets had nine, or even seven hitters in the lineup instead of four…

>>149350158
Sorry but the fent stock sold out and purchased by the 76ers front office and Joel Embitch for the upcoming draft.

It's play ball weekend!

>>149350169
then yeah they definitely fucked that up

Tatis will be a Chihuahua

Can I get uhhhh....

>>149350188
I got the nu thread locked n loaded. waiting on reply #499 to pull the trigger.

don't none of you assholes try to beat me to it!

Holy shit Soto…

heard you guys like dingers

SOTO SHOT

Patkees winning.

Soto twice now

>>149350232
Fuck you slut

Philthie kek

SOTONIAN

>MLB reverts to slow and boring "muh ops+ and muh obp"
>there are just as many runs scored today as there were in 1991
>but 1991 had more hits, less ks, and less HRs
I legit don't get how anyone can watch this shit.

>>149350260
don't try to steal my glory, bitch!

2025 I am forgotten

A Sotonian blast!

yea gg mets, thomson isn't putting in any good relievers for the rest of the game

nutho
>>149350271
>>149350271
>>149350271
>>149350271

/nu/

>>149350281
>>149350281
>>149350281

/nu/

>>149350276
You’re adopted bitch

joto

God damn Ana Gold has a nice ass

im posting in the bakespie thread

>>149350298
qui?

soto fucking obliterated that ball

>>149350305
ME TOO!

>>149350287
>>149350288
ffs

>>149350270
There have been more runs scored every year since 2010 than there were in 1991 by a lot. Wtf?

>>149350338
>There have been more runs scored every year since 2010 than there were in 1991 by a lot. Wtf?
And there were more runs in the late 90s/early 00s due to steroids.
The facts don't lie though. Game got more boring, but the runs haven't increased since the early 90s (we are discounting the steroid era and juiced ball era and other bs of the 2010s)

>philthies fielding

also COME ON ALONSO