Thread 149846582

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'stros

Jays

My Jints :(

but we didn't get 512

I guess the seething doyerpaco will take care of that

>>149846582 (OP)
(>^-^)><33<(^-^<)

>>149846582 (OP)
Angels

>>149846582 (OP)
Holy fuck what a shit thread. who is this fatso?

>>149846582 (OP)
mets...?

hey halos, if we win this game we are making the playoffs. do not come at me with muh assterisks or muh m's. los angeles will OWN the west in both divisions

jays
jays

>>149846607
Yea…

>>149846597
imagine your personality is posting the same picture in a dead post every 3 hours

>>149846616
ok, i'm imagining it. now what?

>>149846624
now picture a red star

>>149846597
>>149846616

>>149846613
Those are some very lickable pits

mets bullpen is pretty much a given thing

>>149846636
mmmm that summer nyc humidity sweat...

>>149846647
more like giving up runs

look out, the Rockies are going to win every remaining game

How come Boy Genius bullpen is falling apart?

Horse Girl Night at Yankee Stadium when?

>>149846521
>>149846561
>he doesn’t know

>>149846659
>not horse girl night at polo grounds

>>149846648
girl sweat smells and tastes good

>>149846624
>ok, i'm imagining it. now what?
Hi, Wincy.

>Daniel Robert
literally who is this. dombrowski needs to get some fucking bullpen arms

>>149846626
congrats on your regular season world series win!

>>149846660
with these thoughts, you should run for politics, you'd fit right in

Is Mendoza above or below the Mendoza line?

>>149846665
you realize sweat is just urine right?

>>149846676
it's unfortunate that you consider that your world series and you still lost :\

>>149846683
yeah but urine is hot

O'HOPPE TRIPLE

Whoever has a better deadline adding bullpen arms is winning the NL East. Light the fucking stove already.

>>149846683
urine is sterile

fire cashman
fire baboone

>>149846683
No it isn't wtf

>>149846694
it's too bad mets are too cursed to fulfill the dynasty and have asterisks play all 4 NL east, it would put an end to their relevancy once and for all

>>149846683
sweat is also stored in the balls?

>>149846694
I think the philthies probably have better trade pieces

>>149846687
did you actually just "no u" me

LOL BLEACHER CREATURES AT CITI FIELD

>>149846706
ESL or retarded?

That blonde girl behind homeplate kind of looks like Amanda Seyfried

not scoring as much runs as I'd be comfortable with, but I still think we're winning today

>>149846720
you're the one who says it was the world series, just following your logic, paco

>>149846729
you can't say things without posting a picture

Cubbehs

>>149846733
did you actually just call me mexican?

Why do dodger fans always like to start fights in the general?

Bassitt tried going 7 innings, but it wasn't meant to be. Hope the 'pen keeps it clean.

>>149846729
Do you think she has a cute little sister? >_<

>>149846739
all doyer fans are paco, deal with it

O my kek

PRRRRTTTTTT
>POODRES

Going to the Costco cafeteria. You guys want anything?

>>149846739
did you just get offended by being called a mexican? that's not OKAY

CJ, I get you're still mad we traded you, but it's been 3 years, get over it....

PRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>149846754
nothing it’s all slop that will shorten your life if you eat it

oh fuck I think Harper is BACK

>>149846749
>>149846756
i did, literally, just eat taco bell so maybe i should stop fighting my inner brown

>>149846760
Mococo, why are you not supporting the team of Hololive, the Dodgers?

>doyertacobells
KEK

>>149846767
he finally dropped the raw milk

White Sox are absolutely raping the buccos

Okay, can we like finally trade for some offense? This shit gonna wear and tear the bullpen, and this is the reason why.

uh oh halo amigos

Neither of Harper's home runs tonight look like they should have gone out

We're going to have a comeback, right?

>pirates getting demolished by white sox
that's cra-
>pirates only have 6 more wins than the white sox after this game
oh, maybe it's not that crazy...

>>149846782
Halos won anyway lol

i miss joey votto

>10 hits
>0-9 w/RISP
>0 runs

Kill me

>>149846802
Blue Jays legend Joey Votto

YOU RETARDED DOMINICAN!

>>149846792
bravesbrahs….

sex with kirsten

>>149846804
cute

gnats wtf lol

why can't JV win anymore?

>>149846828
tootblan

snap out of it Vladdy

>>149846797
she looks so exotic in the sunlight. like she's south asian. lovely skin tone. at night she looks coated in vantablack. i am not weird or cringe for noticing this, so do not call me weird or cringe

>>149846830
He's 50

>2nd inning
>already down 5-0 against the worst team in the league
Baseball's back, baby.

>equal opportunity princess watcher
bravo mets

>>149846836
she's fucking gorgeous

What happened to the Jints?

>>149846838
isn't his wife like 30?

>>149846799
...but the game's not over?

>>149846836
you're autistic

>>149846797
kek

>>149846847
20 years ago

STANTON WITH A PINCH HIT 2 RBI

>>149846850
nah, just making idle conversation and farming yous. keeping the thread lubricated, ya know?

>>149846860
>shitty cia music

the lugubrious lubricator

mike strike-out

kek hbp 3 times by 3 different pitchers in one game?

Friedl ties HBP in a single game record

>>149846881
happens more often than you would think

it's weird that neither mike trout nor tim salmon used walk-up music by orange county ska band reel big fish.

good call

>>149846887
Less Than Jake >

Cmon fuckin Gucci

Come on Jansen, get this save.

>>149846892
five iron frenzy >>>

>>149846887
because they're not faggots maybe

>>149846892
Based. Beat me to it.

nats got absolutely BUNTED on

Which MLB team should I buy?

>>149846892
no wordplay there chief
>>149846898
ok then why not reelin' in the years by steely dan?

>>149846905
Expos

>>149846897
turn off your vpn, canada

Fellas! Missed you guys on the break :)

cam on phillies score som FOOKIN runs

>>149846905
snakes

Mendoza doing his best Dave Lolberts impression rn

>>149846913
sup bro, basedball is BACK

Please Cane's.

uno mas kenley (i'm white)

>>149846925
is it true that snoop is giving away free canes next week?

BELLIsimo

BOOOOO

Canes? No thanks.

padres won, btw

My walk-up music? Peaches en regalia, of course.

looks like more old dudes doing old dude shit

GG Phillies
A quick save for Jansen. Despite Ray Montgomery's efforts, my halos have won the game. See you tommorow.

gg phanatics (or eat shit if gg is too reddit)

>>149846947
fundies gonna fundie

>>149846934
Iz it?

Judge ain't beating the leverage allegations this year lmao

WE WANT THE RIZZ
WE WANT THE RIZZ

>>149846947
who's the gorgeous girl?

Nats got SLAMMED

nice of the padres to let the nats have their little comeback moment, but this game is OVER

Erica looks so hot tonight wtf

>Waddell has 62 pitches tonight
>27 strikes

An announcement - Angels won!!

SLAM DIEGO LOVE. Finally lol

>>149846978
Nice jorb.

>>149846978
START THE FIREWORKS!

who else besides a baseball announcer would use the word microcosm

>>149846983
me?

>>149846983
Ur mum lel

>>149846983
we all say that word all the time

>>149846983
who else besides your boyfriend would use a micro condom?

>>149846961
Can you draw a circle around who you're talking about?

>>149846983
Wtf is your problem?

>>149846996
it should be obvious anon

>>149847004
Pedophile

Sometimes I forget the Nats won a WS recently

i head people saying that manny was already starting to regress as a hitter last year, but now he's on track to having one of his best years offensively

>>149847009
???? she's clearly 50+ weirdo

>>149847000
kek KEK!

>>149847008
I am already sick of seeing these two fucking jerk offs

>>149847008
jej

>>149847000
>>149846983
Mike R. Cosm or something.

Let me in the discord you bitches

>>149847023
Are you blind? She doesn’t look a day over 8 years old. Go confess to your pastor please.

>>149847008
i'm sorry, but i do not think anyone should joke about infidelity.

I need korean girls

>>149847033
I got banned for sharing the Sharty link when 4chan was down :(

>>149847014
Best world series run of the last 10 years.

>>149847033
that funky muncy

>>149847004
Ew anon wtf is wrong with you she’s a child

>>149847040
because you're gay

>>149847026
its fucking cringe how social media handles "viral" moments these days
a bajillion influencers make the exact same low hanging jokes about it
video gets reposted on a fazillion accounts and within 48 hours theres companies trying to use the joke to promote their shit

FUCK

>My Jints :(
>11 hits
>0-9 w/risp
>Shut Out
gg Jays cya tomorrow

>>149847008
yawn

GG Jints, see ya tomorrow

how can the phillies mascot get caught like this

https://x.com/Phillies/status/1946375382816502179

>>149847039
>Are you blind?
Deploy the garrison!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PjCClrO5SA

>>149847059
two families torn apart, pretty hilarious if you think about it

>>149847071
you're too late, reddit

>>149847075
mb

>>149847075
Get his ass

>>149847008
kek, the phanatic is a legend

never had any doubt

>>149847059
Yea pretty much bombarded by videos and memes of it, even saw ads for shirts already. Retard shouldn’t have reacted at all and no one would have found out.

>>149847074
>families
>CEO father who spends all his time at the office
>single mother
>spends all her time trying to sleep with her boss
no

Who are the yellow-skinned whitoids?

>>149847046
Whats sharty precious, whats sharty?

>>149847074
its funny thinking that he has to not only go through all the divorce proceedings now but also probably lost most of his credibility in the industry
can't even fuck off to some foreign holiday destination for a few weeks to let it cool off because he has a wife and kids lol

>dingler
>torkelson
What kinds of names are these? Are they even real players?

>>149847095
You do NOT want to know

>>149847108
back in my day, it was Bumgardner and LintCum

baseball is GAY

>>149847101
we have to go back

>>149847095
Cirrhosis patients

>>149847120
some of my gayest times were at the ball park, I was so happy

>>149847120
just how we like it

SNEKS

Thoughts?

>>149847114
>You do NOT want to know
Why not?

>>149847108
Baseball has some of the weirdest and fakest looking names compared to other sports. Why is this?

>>149847123
surely you mean jaundice, cirrhosis causes jaundice but you can have jaundice without cirrhosis

>>149847108
Plebeian compared to Dick Lovelady.

>>149847133
CARDS

>an Astro making a rehab start collides with another player and gets injured again
It’s getting comical at this point

>>149847134
I think you should go back

>>149847134
what's the gameplan here

>>149847127
>I was so happy
Yay!

>>149847145
this is how you cope, paco?

I remember watching all these dinosaurs playing which means I'm officially a dinosaurlet

>>149847135
Who are the yellow skinned toids

>>149847118
>LintCum
Lin E. Cum or something.

>>149847157
>>149847140

THE FISH GET UP

>>149847166
pfma

>>149847166
>>tfw my ass is in the jackpot
Hi, Terry.

>>149847170
you do know last names are based off professions...

>>149847146
Back where?

>>149847147
Strike zone is depends on the batters size. Tried being clever by crouching in order to shrink the strike zone. Ump was having none of that

>>149847108
>torkelson

tork torkelson?

>>149847145
When did edwin diaz convert to shortstop?

REDLEGS WIN BREHS

>>149847137
you ever seen british surnames before?
they got mfs called Tonguebottom

>>149847175
>mean dick
He comes from a long line of ass fuckers

>>149847140
>>149847157
>>149847170
>>149847175
Go mets!

based Nimmo with that double

STOWER POWER

My team just got ass fucked in a bullpen game by the Braves.

AMA

>>149847183
Singh, Patel, Kumar?

step right up and GAPE the mest!

>>149847199
why didn't Judge participate in the HR derby or extra innings derby?

>>149847199
what's your favorite brand of hot dog?

I see the gnats just gave up in the 9th

>>149847205
Hebrew National, I'm glad you asked

27 rings you shitters!

metgame aint over yet

>>149847182
Not over yet

>>149847205
Ballpark, next

>>149847199
What’s your favorite scary movie?

27 rings you shitters!

>>149847183
Cholmondeley pronounced "Chum-lee".

>>149847219
II

>>149847204
He already won + he left early

>>149847218
Gross

>>149847220
27. Kiss them!

Just put us out of our misery tigs.

are the doyerpacos going to get swept again?

>>149847219
Saw V with Billy Jigsaw, next.

what the fuck where the Stankees even challenging there?

>>149847217
THIRTEEN

>>149847241
>2 game
>sweep
pick one

>>149847243
Exorcist better

>watching game
>mic'd up segment comes on
>mute game and switch tabs
>forget about game for next half hour

>>149847243
Kek, it’s kino!

>>149847247
Grasping at straws friend.


The Boone way.

LEEETSSSSGOOOOOOO METS

10 minutes until it's time for dodger baseball, bros :)

good ebening brewbros

dont panic fornt FUCKITN panic

It's time for the Dodgers to start their second half dominance!

>when the bottom of the order keeps you in it
>and the millionaire all stars fail to bring them home

Lindor please…

>letting torrens bat
>he actually delivers

>>149847268
I see the pitching improving and the hitting declining

I've got sunshine.

>>149847273
he’s been good tonight

BATY FUCKS

I like the start to this half of the season a lot better than the first, good win, Riley and Sale both starting to do baseball stuff again

>>149847278
So it seems

>>149847268
No muncy no wins you are getting swept

faggets kek

>MEST
>LOSEDOR

kek mets

27

MEDS

where is the magic for the Mets?

oh well gg reds

gg resd

>>149847280
Gg Gayves

gg mest, we tried our best to spill our spaghetti there

I was going to post some massive hooters if there was a grand slam. You guys have no idea.

FAGGets kek!

LOL MEST

gg reds

NEW YORK LOST

>>149847308
>bug
>"hooters"
nobody wants those

Fuck my boricua ass

>>149847310
is yams on the hill tn?

ohtani!

I am jealous of your hot reporters, ours is busted unfortunately. At least we have front row amy

>>149847026
His mistress was kinda hot though i kind of get it

>>149847318
mlb posted that 3 hours ago, reddit; if you want attention you gotta post that sooner

i need to poo. do you guys want pictures?

>dodgers hall of famer Anthony Banda
https://x.com/brownsonjacob2/status/1946250612770791639

>>149847319
yeesh

>>149847324
QRD? I have no idea wtf you guys have been talking about.

>>149847318
Can't wait. In fact, eagerly awaiting...

>>149847326
surely i must have my eyes glued to every piece of mlb news that comes out, by the second!

>>149847328
>2.1 IP is enough to get your jersey enshrined
They really just put any old garbage in there don't they

>>149847334
holy obsessed
go back

>>149847333
but are you caught up on your anime releases?

>>149847329
Que?

>>149847337
weird cope

hmmmm
can I get a
STANKEES chant going on up in here?

kek mest

>>149847350
i was being ironic, buddy

>>149847334
They haven't been good ever since fagget day.

Sneks

>>149847318
YAMS!

lodolo is already a pretty good pitcher, but it seems there's still a ways to go before his ceiling. bright, well-paid future for that guy.

>>149847313
I'm not that guy

>>149847355
about the aptitude I would expect from a ohtranny dickrider

>>149847343
mmm no but Ohtani is special.

>>149847359
So fresh and so clean!

>>149847331
Some CEO was caught cheating on his wife after him and his mistress were accidentally put on the kiss cam at a coldplay concert. She wasn't super hot or anything, but she had some toned arms so she probably works out

https://pagesix.com/2025/07/18/celebrity-news/astronomer-ceo-andy-byron-and-hr-chief-kristin-cabot-put-on-leave-after-coldplay-kiss-cam-exposed-alleged-affair/

ITFDB

>>149847368
LOL no

>>149847372
>>149847368
nobody likes you

>>149847371
kek. thx.

>>149847324
a fellow hag appreciator

Happy the Jays won
Sad Bowden got shut down, guessing that might be his season

>>149847375
>>149847373
ironic :^)

>>149847344
Find Milwaukee 7

>>149847366
same energy

>>149847372
>>149847368
everyone likes you dodgerchads

>>149847381
Wait, Jimi too got shut down? Jesus christ.

The SNLA stream is so fucking bright today
go doyers

>>149847371
>those arms
HOLY YUMMOLA you know she fucks like a tiger

>>149847379
careful, hagmaxxing is seen as far-right rhethoric these days

I wonder if Kim would win the gg if he was an everyday 2nd baseman

Anyone else's stream makes it look like Doyers players faces have 1st degree burns?

>>149847384
haven't collected that one yet sorry

>>149847381
yeah :(

hope ASSnow doesn't make an appearance

>>149847400
Nah the far right is only into asian women that look like 12 year old boys and blonde girls just out of highschool

>>149847419
yeah, everyone looks sunburnt.

Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD.

>>149847428
holy cope

>>149847428
Now mention the couch

>>149847426
what a beast. surely half a season of optimal performance isn't too much to ask.

>>149847421
Perhaps a trip to the ‘chives is in order

Mariners

>>149847389
Ulnar nerve issue, he's likely done for the season.

>>149847419
>>149847426
What are Kershaw's and Glasnow's respective skin colors?

>>149847446
why would anyone promote a port o potty company

I think the DOYERS should score some runs in the 2nd inning!

>>149847452
dying out

>>149847443
it's only a matter of time...

>>149847401
imagine the smell

still not watching until they sell the fucking team

Midget down!

>Ryan Burr confirmed to be giga dead with shoulder surgery
>Varsho the only player that might be back from the IL this season

I have a feeling this will be an issue to address come the deadline or it's gonna be a tough September

sit the FUCK down midget

>>149847444
The chivedotcom? Checked and upvoted sir!

>>149847401
Goddamn NOW we're talkin

>>149847454
Better than gambling it all away like Ohtani.

>>149847426
Rays legend?

>>149847470
YES LFG

>>149847474
>>149847470
Altuve lives rent free in your head

strikeoutani

>swings and misses
no...

>>149847470
>>149847474
he owns your poverty franchise

>>149847479
Ohtani is associated with luxury brand items not portable shit boxes.

>>149847500
>anime
>luxury
LOL!

the only time anyone talks about >my team is when LA plays them

wow
good morning good afternoon good night freddie

>>149847504
i'm fond of them, you guys aren't very vocal though

>>149847500
new balance refers to his bookie

>>149847503
meanwhile back in reality....give it up. you're just bad at this.

>>149847504
you must miss spammy she loved you guys!

>struck out everyone
who the FUCK does he think he is

THIS
LOVE
HAS

stros mariners or doyers brewers?

>>149847523
TAKEN IT'S TOLL ON ME

>>149847516
You are so out of your depth and your element it’s actually kinda sad

>>149847509
there can't be more than three posters in an active thread, I don't think there are many fans that post here

>>149847527
coin toss from a neutral standpoint. both compelling for different reasons.

Thoughts on this disgusting shameful act committed by the Phillie Phanatic?

>>149847511
checked and kek

>>149847548
go back to watching ohtani

>quits on teammates and runs home long before the asg is over
>now on pace to go 0-for the entire second half
goodbye japan bux

>>149847548
You’re the third normie to post it kys

>>149847562
>>149847561
>wahhh something funny got posted but I seen it already

>>149847548
wow so epic!!!

>>149847548
That guy's wife is hot

>>149847548
lel

Mariners fans still boo’ing Altuve and co is simply the dumbest thing in all of sports. Just a bunch of salty losers>>149847527
>>149847534
>>149847558

>>149847567
>funny
you're just solidifying your normie status

>>149847548
lel

Why are all of the best narratives and most fun teams not in the east coast anymore?

>>149847577
Everyone boos Altuve you big dummy

>>149847577
Nigga added the copy pasta to his seethe list kek

cheating is bad for you

>>149847589
only salty doyerpacos and yankees fans do

It has been twenty-four (24) (veinticuatro) years since the Seattle Mariners have won the West.

>>149846777
Get Skenes the fuck off this team

>cheater leaning into the victim status
you love to see it

>>149847596
>astromiguels actually believe this

>>149847612
doyerpacos can't meme KEK

>>149847592
Like cheating on your partner or cheating like on a test or using cheat codes in a video game? What kinda cheating we talking about here?

>>149847604
25 soon

okay seriously, are the astros pitching coaches this good or are they using some new sticky that nobody knows about? They have like 4 starting pitchers on the IL, they have no name rookies pitching, and they have the best ERA shutting down super stars. Their worst starter is their most expensive contract, and that's because he's still rehabbing

>>149847592
thanks I was about to make a thread asking

Base hit Willie

>>149847604
at least you have the sounders

>>149847596
>de plane de plane!

>>149847607
literally nobody cares

dodgerchads have the best memes

big willie

>>149847622
I don't think I'm qualified to distinguish sorry

lastros, doyers and yaks fans should just have sex already and blow off some steam it's getting kinda silly, all this sexual tension

>>149847504
it's your own damn fault the brewers have no presence on mlb

>>149847630
but enough about your dad, paco

>>149847624
You should always assume the stros are cheating.

>>149847640
astromiguels have been fucking the other 2 for years, anon

teo is NOT back

Sneaky Conforto double incoming

>>149847640
the poodre trashtro alliance is the root cause of all the seethe here. everyone else just shitposts.

>>149847640
sounds kinda gay desu

>>149847645
>>149847618

>>149847649
that groin injury fucked him hard

>>149847654
poostros fuck ya

Ah, so Conforto is in the lineup.

>>149847640
If the doyerpacos had sex this general would improve overnight. They never leave the house without their anime plushies though so we are shit outta luck in that regard.

>>149847669
you've never had sex

I (like all of /mlb/) only root for the astros when they're playing the dodgers. When that happens we are ALL astros fans

>>149847668
who is this bum with the toohpick?

>>149847640
>>149847654

>>149847642
Low effort faggotry, kys

>>149847672
Yes I have.

>>149847673
>I (like all of /mlb/)
fuck off reddit

>>149847684
when was the last time you had sex

>>149847672
I did once in 2011

>>149847687
virtually or irl?

dodger stadium in a vacuum looks comfy with the open sky and organ but fuck LA

>>149847687
I'm having sex right now

>>149847669
i'll have you know i had sex during the all star break (i paid, but it counts!)

Holy hell what a catch

woah nice catch Contreras

nice play contrearas

>>149847687
My penis is entering your asshole as I type this post. Why lie to the good people that post here?

>>149847687
last week pacosama, throw that plushie in the basura where it belongs.

this thread is moving so fast no one will notice that i'm watching a movie instead of baseball right now

>>149847705
fag

Booing altuve, springer, correa, bregman, etc is so fucking corny you have zero impact on anything going on you dork ass losers

this game is flying by

>>149847722
fuck off Rob

>>149847716
how long did it take for the guy to cum?

my southeast asian wife told me she knows the situation

>>149847722
You are so out of your depth and element it’s actually kinda sad

>>149847727
This bit with my life. And it's also falling apart

>>149847705
reminder: sexual intercourse is defined as penis in vagina and virgin is defined as never having sexual intercourse

>>149847733
you see that? he said he had sex last week, I said how long did it take for the guy to cum hehehe

>>149847722
Low effort bait, kys

>>149847734
>married a jungle Asian
That’s bullshit and you know it!

>>149847722
only one I boo is Beltran, and have since I was 5 (2005)

>YES, queso!
I feel funny

>>149847754
kay, so?

what are we drinking tonight?
>alcohol is bad for you

thread going so slow everyone will be forced to hear me say im heterosexual and rpoud

imagine being rpoud

>>149847757
I had 3 sapporos but they're kinda gross so I stopped

>>149847757
I got a bottle of gin from TJ's for 8 bucks. it's not bad

>>149847757
water

Really Proud Of Unprotected Dicksucking

>>149847757
Swami's IPA (Pizza Port Brewing)

>>149847757
celsius energy for my metabolism boost, and then 1L of smart water with collagen

>>149847705
Noted.

>>149847722
I'll tell the Inspector to keep an eye on you. Your misdeeds have been chronicled.

>>149847734
Taken for the record.

>>149847693
LA is nicer than you think, you should visit.

Got us another Astros v Mariners semen slurper that will be decided in the 8th or 9th. Its almost nostalgic at this point.

>>149847740
buckle up and try to enjoy it while it lasts anyway

>>149847771
>calling places like anaheim, newport, venice beach, long beach, and hollywood hills "LA"
ISHYGDDT

>>149847757
this shit is kino

Brice Matthews first big league hit!

>>149847782
yet another literal no name

how are they doing it?

nu
>>149847784
>>149847784
>>149847784

>>149847790
Only flyovers post this image.

>>149847780
But I didn't do any of that

>>149847757
tap water with ice

>>149847757
I realize I’ve been drinking too much so trying to cut back.

>>149847763
Kiren>Sapporo

>>149847790
not an insult to me brownoid

>>149847797
well then, LA is a shithole

>>149847763
>>149847764
>>149847781
Bad for you