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but we didn't get 512
I guess the seething doyerpaco will take care of that
>>149846582 (OP)(>^-^)><33<(^-^<)
>>149846582 (OP)Holy fuck what a shit thread. who is this fatso?
hey halos, if we win this game we are making the playoffs. do not come at me with muh assterisks or muh m's. los angeles will OWN the west in both divisions
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>>149846597imagine your personality is posting the same picture in a dead post every 3 hours
>>149846616ok, i'm imagining it. now what?
>>149846624now picture a red star
>>149846613Those are some very lickable pits
mets bullpen is pretty much a given thing
>>149846636mmmm that summer nyc humidity sweat...
>>149846647more like giving up runs
look out, the Rockies are going to win every remaining game
How come Boy Genius bullpen is falling apart?
Horse Girl Night at Yankee Stadium when?
>>149846659>not horse girl night at polo grounds
>>149846648girl sweat smells and tastes good
>>149846624>ok, i'm imagining it. now what?Hi, Wincy.
>Daniel Robert
literally who is this. dombrowski needs to get some fucking bullpen arms
>>149846626congrats on your regular season world series win!
>>149846660with these thoughts, you should run for politics, you'd fit right in
Is Mendoza above or below the Mendoza line?
>>149846665you realize sweat is just urine right?
>>149846676it's unfortunate that you consider that your world series and you still lost :\
>>149846683yeah but urine is hot
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Whoever has a better deadline adding bullpen arms is winning the NL East. Light the fucking stove already.
>>149846683urine is sterile
>>149846683No it isn't wtf
>>149846694it's too bad mets are too cursed to fulfill the dynasty and have asterisks play all 4 NL east, it would put an end to their relevancy once and for all
>>149846683sweat is also stored in the balls?
>>149846694I think the philthies probably have better trade pieces
>>149846687did you actually just "no u" me
LOL BLEACHER CREATURES AT CITI FIELD
>>149846706ESL or retarded?
That blonde girl behind homeplate kind of looks like Amanda Seyfried
not scoring as much runs as I'd be comfortable with, but I still think we're winning today
>>149846720you're the one who says it was the world series, just following your logic, paco
>>149846729you can't say things without posting a picture
>>149846733did you actually just call me mexican?
Why do dodger fans always like to start fights in the general?
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Bassitt tried going 7 innings, but it wasn't meant to be. Hope the 'pen keeps it clean.
>>149846729Do you think she has a cute little sister? >_<
>>149846739all doyer fans are paco, deal with it
Going to the Costco cafeteria. You guys want anything?
>>149846739did you just get offended by being called a mexican? that's not OKAY
CJ, I get you're still mad we traded you, but it's been 3 years, get over it....
>>149846754nothing itโs all slop that will shorten your life if you eat it
oh fuck I think Harper is BACK
>>149846749>>149846756i did, literally, just eat taco bell so maybe i should stop fighting my inner brown
>>149846760Mococo, why are you not supporting the team of Hololive, the Dodgers?
>>149846767he finally dropped the raw milk
White Sox are absolutely raping the buccos
Okay, can we like finally trade for some offense? This shit gonna wear and tear the bullpen, and this is the reason why.
Neither of Harper's home runs tonight look like they should have gone out
We're going to have a comeback, right?
>pirates getting demolished by white sox
that's cra-
>pirates only have 6 more wins than the white sox after this game
oh, maybe it's not that crazy...
>2025 National League All Stat Jason Adam
>>149846782Halos won anyway lol
>10 hits
>0-9 w/RISP
>0 runs
Kill me
>>149846802Blue Jays legend Joey Votto
>>149846792bravesbrahsโฆ.
why can't JV win anymore?
>>149846797she looks so exotic in the sunlight. like she's south asian. lovely skin tone. at night she looks coated in vantablack. i am not weird or cringe for noticing this, so do not call me weird or cringe
>2nd inning
>already down 5-0 against the worst team in the league
Baseball's back, baby.
>equal opportunity princess watcher
bravo mets
>>149846836she's fucking gorgeous
What happened to the Jints?
>>149846838isn't his wife like 30?
>>149846799...but the game's not over?
>>149846836you're autistic
STANTON WITH A PINCH HIT 2 RBI
>>149846850nah, just making idle conversation and farming yous. keeping the thread lubricated, ya know?
>>149846860>shitty cia music
the lugubrious lubricator
kek hbp 3 times by 3 different pitchers in one game?
Friedl ties HBP in a single game record
>>149846881happens more often than you would think
it's weird that neither mike trout nor tim salmon used walk-up music by orange county ska band reel big fish.
>>149846887Less Than Jake >
Come on Jansen, get this save.
>>149846892five iron frenzy >>>
>>149846887because they're not faggots maybe
>>149846892Based. Beat me to it.
nats got absolutely BUNTED on
Which MLB team should I buy?
>>149846892no wordplay there chief
>>149846898ok then why not reelin' in the years by steely dan?
>>149846897turn off your vpn, canada
Fellas! Missed you guys on the break :)
cam on phillies score som FOOKIN runs
Mendoza doing his best Dave Lolberts impression rn
>>149846913sup bro, basedball is BACK
uno mas kenley (i'm white)
>>149846925is it true that snoop is giving away free canes next week?
My walk-up music? Peaches en regalia, of course.
looks like more old dudes doing old dude shit
GG Phillies
A quick save for Jansen. Despite Ray Montgomery's efforts, my halos have won the game. See you tommorow.
gg phanatics (or eat shit if gg is too reddit)
>>149846947fundies gonna fundie
Judge ain't beating the leverage allegations this year lmao
WE WANT THE RIZZ
WE WANT THE RIZZ
>>149846947who's the gorgeous girl?
nice of the padres to let the nats have their little comeback moment, but this game is OVER
Erica looks so hot tonight wtf
>Waddell has 62 pitches tonight
>27 strikes
An announcement - Angels won!!
SLAM DIEGO LOVE. Finally lol
>>149846978START THE FIREWORKS!
who else besides a baseball announcer would use the word microcosm
>>149846983we all say that word all the time
>>149846983who else besides your boyfriend would use a micro condom?
>>149846961Can you draw a circle around who you're talking about?
>>149846983Wtf is your problem?
>>149846996it should be obvious anon
Sometimes I forget the Nats won a WS recently
i head people saying that manny was already starting to regress as a hitter last year, but now he's on track to having one of his best years offensively
>>149847009???? she's clearly 50+ weirdo
>>149847008I am already sick of seeing these two fucking jerk offs
>>149847000>>149846983Mike R. Cosm or something.
Let me in the discord you bitches
>>149847023Are you blind? She doesnโt look a day over 8 years old. Go confess to your pastor please.
>>149847008i'm sorry, but i do not think anyone should joke about infidelity.
>>149847033I got banned for sharing the Sharty link when 4chan was down :(
>>149847014Best world series run of the last 10 years.
>>149847033that funky muncy
>>149847004Ew anon wtf is wrong with you sheโs a child
>>149847040because you're gay
>>149847026its fucking cringe how social media handles "viral" moments these days
a bajillion influencers make the exact same low hanging jokes about it
video gets reposted on a fazillion accounts and within 48 hours theres companies trying to use the joke to promote their shit
FUCK
>My Jints :(
>11 hits
>0-9 w/risp
>Shut Out
gg Jays cya tomorrow
GG Jints, see ya tomorrow
how can the phillies mascot get caught like this
https://x.com/Phillies/status/1946375382816502179
>>149847039>Are you blind?Deploy the garrison!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PjCClrO5SA
>>149847059two families torn apart, pretty hilarious if you think about it
>>149847071you're too late, reddit
>>149847008kek, the phanatic is a legend
>>149847059Yea pretty much bombarded by videos and memes of it, even saw ads for shirts already. Retard shouldnโt have reacted at all and no one would have found out.
>>149847074>families>CEO father who spends all his time at the office>single mother>spends all her time trying to sleep with her bossno
Who are the yellow-skinned whitoids?
>>149847046Whats sharty precious, whats sharty?
>>149847074its funny thinking that he has to not only go through all the divorce proceedings now but also probably lost most of his credibility in the industry
can't even fuck off to some foreign holiday destination for a few weeks to let it cool off because he has a wife and kids lol
>dingler
>torkelson
What kinds of names are these? Are they even real players?
>>149847095You do NOT want to know
>>149847108back in my day, it was Bumgardner and LintCum
>>149847101we have to go back
>>149847095Cirrhosis patients
>>149847120some of my gayest times were at the ball park, I was so happy
>>149847120just how we like it
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SNEKS
>>149847114>You do NOT want to knowWhy not?
>>149847108Baseball has some of the weirdest and fakest looking names compared to other sports. Why is this?
>>149847123surely you mean jaundice, cirrhosis causes jaundice but you can have jaundice without cirrhosis
>>149847108Plebeian compared to Dick Lovelady.
>an Astro making a rehab start collides with another player and gets injured again
Itโs getting comical at this point
>>149847134I think you should go back
>>149847134what's the gameplan here
>>149847127>I was so happyYay!
>>149847145this is how you cope, paco?
I remember watching all these dinosaurs playing which means I'm officially a dinosaurlet
>>149847135Who are the yellow skinned toids
>>149847118>LintCumLin E. Cum or something.
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>tfw my ass is in the jackpot
>>149847166>>tfw my ass is in the jackpotHi, Terry.
>>149847170you do know last names are based off professions...
>>149847146Back where?
>>149847147Strike zone is depends on the batters size. Tried being clever by crouching in order to shrink the strike zone. Ump was having none of that
>>149847108>torkelsontork torkelson?
>>149847145When did edwin diaz convert to shortstop?
>>149847137you ever seen british surnames before?
they got mfs called Tonguebottom
>>149847175>mean dickHe comes from a long line of ass fuckers
based Nimmo with that double
My team just got ass fucked in a bullpen game by the Braves.
AMA
>>149847183Singh, Patel, Kumar?
step right up and GAPE the mest!
>>149847199why didn't Judge participate in the HR derby or extra innings derby?
>>149847199what's your favorite brand of hot dog?
I see the gnats just gave up in the 9th
>>149847205Hebrew National, I'm glad you asked
>>149847205Ballpark, next
>>149847199Whatโs your favorite scary movie?
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27 rings you shitters!
>>149847183Cholmondeley pronounced "Chum-lee".
>>149847204He already won + he left early
>>14984722027. Kiss them!
Just put us out of our misery tigs.
are the doyerpacos going to get swept again?
>>149847219Saw V with Billy Jigsaw, next.
what the fuck where the Stankees even challenging there?
>>149847241>2 game>sweeppick one
>>149847243Exorcist better
>watching game
>mic'd up segment comes on
>mute game and switch tabs
>forget about game for next half hour
>>149847243Kek, itโs kino!
>>149847247Grasping at straws friend.
The Boone way.
10 minutes until it's time for dodger baseball, bros :)
dont panic fornt FUCKITN panic
It's time for the Dodgers to start their second half dominance!
>when the bottom of the order keeps you in it
>and the millionaire all stars fail to bring them home
>letting torrens bat
>he actually delivers
>>149847268I see the pitching improving and the hitting declining
>>149847273heโs been good tonight
I like the start to this half of the season a lot better than the first, good win, Riley and Sale both starting to do baseball stuff again
>>149847268No muncy no wins you are getting swept
where is the magic for the Mets?
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oh well gg reds
gg mest, we tried our best to spill our spaghetti there
I was going to post some massive hooters if there was a grand slam. You guys have no idea.
>>149847308>bug>"hooters"nobody wants those
>>149847310is yams on the hill tn?
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ohtani!
I am jealous of your hot reporters, ours is busted unfortunately. At least we have front row amy
>>149847026His mistress was kinda hot though i kind of get it
>>149847318mlb posted that 3 hours ago, reddit; if you want attention you gotta post that sooner
i need to poo. do you guys want pictures?
>dodgers hall of famer Anthony Banda
https://x.com/brownsonjacob2/status/1946250612770791639
>>149847324QRD? I have no idea wtf you guys have been talking about.
>>149847318Can't wait. In fact, eagerly awaiting...
>>149847326surely i must have my eyes glued to every piece of mlb news that comes out, by the second!
>>149847328>2.1 IP is enough to get your jersey enshrinedThey really just put any old garbage in there don't they
>>149847334holy obsessed
go back
>>149847333but are you caught up on your anime releases?
hmmmm
can I get a
STANKEES chant going on up in here?
>>149847350i was being ironic, buddy
>>149847334They haven't been good ever since fagget day.
lodolo is already a pretty good pitcher, but it seems there's still a ways to go before his ceiling. bright, well-paid future for that guy.
>>149847313I'm not that guy
>>149847355about the aptitude I would expect from a ohtranny dickrider
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>>149847343mmm no but Ohtani is special.
>>149847359So fresh and so clean!
>>149847331Some CEO was caught cheating on his wife after him and his mistress were accidentally put on the kiss cam at a coldplay concert. She wasn't super hot or anything, but she had some toned arms so she probably works out
https://pagesix.com/2025/07/18/celebrity-news/astronomer-ceo-andy-byron-and-hr-chief-kristin-cabot-put-on-leave-after-coldplay-kiss-cam-exposed-alleged-affair/
>>149847324a fellow hag appreciator
Happy the Jays won
Sad Bowden got shut down, guessing that might be his season
>>149847344Find Milwaukee 7
>>149847372>>149847368everyone likes you dodgerchads
>>149847381Wait, Jimi too got shut down? Jesus christ.
The SNLA stream is so fucking bright today
go doyers
>>149847371>those armsHOLY YUMMOLA you know she fucks like a tiger
>>149847379careful, hagmaxxing is seen as far-right rhethoric these days
I wonder if Kim would win the gg if he was an everyday 2nd baseman
Anyone else's stream makes it look like Doyers players faces have 1st degree burns?
>>149847384haven't collected that one yet sorry
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hope ASSnow doesn't make an appearance
>>149847400Nah the far right is only into asian women that look like 12 year old boys and blonde girls just out of highschool
>>149847419yeah, everyone looks sunburnt.
Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD.
>>149847428Now mention the couch
>>149847426what a beast. surely half a season of optimal performance isn't too much to ask.
>>149847421Perhaps a trip to the โchives is in order
>>149847389Ulnar nerve issue, he's likely done for the season.
>>149847419>>149847426What are Kershaw's and Glasnow's respective skin colors?
>>149847446why would anyone promote a port o potty company
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I think the DOYERS should score some runs in the 2nd inning!
>>149847443it's only a matter of time...
>>149847401imagine the smell
still not watching until they sell the fucking team
>Ryan Burr confirmed to be giga dead with shoulder surgery
>Varsho the only player that might be back from the IL this season
I have a feeling this will be an issue to address come the deadline or it's gonna be a tough September
>>149847444The chivedotcom? Checked and upvoted sir!
>>149847401Goddamn NOW we're talkin
>>149847454Better than gambling it all away like Ohtani.
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>>149847474>>149847470Altuve lives rent free in your head
>>149847470>>149847474he owns your poverty franchise
>>149847479Ohtani is associated with luxury brand items not portable shit boxes.
>>149847500>anime>luxuryLOL!
the only time anyone talks about >my team is when LA plays them
wow
good morning good afternoon good night freddie
>>149847504i'm fond of them, you guys aren't very vocal though
>>149847500new balance refers to his bookie
>>149847503meanwhile back in reality....give it up. you're just bad at this.
>>149847504you must miss spammy she loved you guys!
>struck out everyone
who the FUCK does he think he is
stros mariners or doyers brewers?
>>149847523TAKEN IT'S TOLL ON ME
>>149847516You are so out of your depth and your element itโs actually kinda sad
>>149847509there can't be more than three posters in an active thread, I don't think there are many fans that post here
>>149847527coin toss from a neutral standpoint. both compelling for different reasons.
Thoughts on this disgusting shameful act committed by the Phillie Phanatic?
>>149847511checked and kek
>>149847548go back to watching ohtani
>quits on teammates and runs home long before the asg is over
>now on pace to go 0-for the entire second half
goodbye japan bux
>>149847548Youโre the third normie to post it kys
>>149847562>>149847561>wahhh something funny got posted but I seen it already
>>149847548wow so epic!!!
>>149847548That guy's wife is hot
Mariners fans still booโing Altuve and co is simply the dumbest thing in all of sports. Just a bunch of salty losers
>>149847527>>149847534>>149847558
>>149847567>funnyyou're just solidifying your normie status
Why are all of the best narratives and most fun teams not in the east coast anymore?
>>149847577Everyone boos Altuve you big dummy
>>149847577Nigga added the copy pasta to his seethe list kek
>>149847589only salty doyerpacos and yankees fans do
It has been twenty-four (24) (veinticuatro) years since the Seattle Mariners have won the West.
>>149846777Get Skenes the fuck off this team
>cheater leaning into the victim status
you love to see it
>>149847596>astromiguels actually believe this
>>149847612doyerpacos can't meme KEK
>>149847592Like cheating on your partner or cheating like on a test or using cheat codes in a video game? What kinda cheating we talking about here?
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okay seriously, are the astros pitching coaches this good or are they using some new sticky that nobody knows about? They have like 4 starting pitchers on the IL, they have no name rookies pitching, and they have the best ERA shutting down super stars. Their worst starter is their most expensive contract, and that's because he's still rehabbing
>>149847592thanks I was about to make a thread asking
>>149847604at least you have the sounders
>>149847596>de plane de plane!
>>149847607literally nobody cares
dodgerchads have the best memes
>>149847622I don't think I'm qualified to distinguish sorry
lastros, doyers and yaks fans should just have sex already and blow off some steam it's getting kinda silly, all this sexual tension
>>149847504it's your own damn fault the brewers have no presence on mlb
>>149847630but enough about your dad, paco
>>149847624You should always assume the stros are cheating.
>>149847640astromiguels have been fucking the other 2 for years, anon
Sneaky Conforto double incoming
>>149847640the poodre trashtro alliance is the root cause of all the seethe here. everyone else just shitposts.
>>149847640sounds kinda gay desu
>>149847649that groin injury fucked him hard
>>149847654poostros fuck ya
Ah, so Conforto is in the lineup.
>>149847640If the doyerpacos had sex this general would improve overnight. They never leave the house without their anime plushies though so we are shit outta luck in that regard.
>>149847669you've never had sex
I (like all of /mlb/) only root for the astros when they're playing the dodgers. When that happens we are ALL astros fans
>>149847668who is this bum with the toohpick?
>>149847642Low effort faggotry, kys
>>149847673>I (like all of /mlb/)fuck off reddit
>>149847684when was the last time you had sex
>>149847672I did once in 2011
>>149847687virtually or irl?
dodger stadium in a vacuum looks comfy with the open sky and organ but fuck LA
>>149847687I'm having sex right now
>>149847669i'll have you know i had sex during the all star break (i paid, but it counts!)
woah nice catch Contreras
>>149847687My penis is entering your asshole as I type this post. Why lie to the good people that post here?
>>149847687last week pacosama, throw that plushie in the basura where it belongs.
this thread is moving so fast no one will notice that i'm watching a movie instead of baseball right now
Booing altuve, springer, correa, bregman, etc is so fucking corny you have zero impact on anything going on you dork ass losers
>>149847716how long did it take for the guy to cum?
my southeast asian wife told me she knows the situation
>>149847722You are so out of your depth and element itโs actually kinda sad
>>149847727This bit with my life. And it's also falling apart
>>149847705reminder: sexual intercourse is defined as penis in vagina and virgin is defined as never having sexual intercourse
>>149847733you see that? he said he had sex last week, I said how long did it take for the guy to cum hehehe
>>149847722Low effort bait, kys
>>149847734>married a jungle Asian Thatโs bullshit and you know it!
>>149847722only one I boo is Beltran, and have since I was 5 (2005)
what are we drinking tonight?
>alcohol is bad for you
thread going so slow everyone will be forced to hear me say im heterosexual and rpoud
>>149847757I had 3 sapporos but they're kinda gross so I stopped
>>149847757I got a bottle of gin from TJ's for 8 bucks. it's not bad
Really Proud Of Unprotected Dicksucking
>>149847757Swami's IPA (Pizza Port Brewing)
>>149847757celsius energy for my metabolism boost, and then 1L of smart water with collagen
>>149847705Noted.
>>149847722I'll tell the Inspector to keep an eye on you. Your misdeeds have been chronicled.
>>149847734Taken for the record.
>>149847693LA is nicer than you think, you should visit.
Got us another Astros v Mariners semen slurper that will be decided in the 8th or 9th. Its almost nostalgic at this point.
>>149847740buckle up and try to enjoy it while it lasts anyway
>>149847771>calling places like anaheim, newport, venice beach, long beach, and hollywood hills "LA"ISHYGDDT
>>149847757this shit is kino
Brice Matthews first big league hit!
>>149847782yet another literal no name
how are they doing it?
>>149847790Only flyovers post this image.
>>149847780But I didn't do any of that
>>149847757tap water with ice
>>149847757I realize Iโve been drinking too much so trying to cut back.
>>149847790not an insult to me brownoid
>>149847797well then, LA is a shithole