Drink one beer, no one calls you an alcoholic.

Fuck one dog, you're known as a dog fucker for the rest of your life.

>>28600057
>so many (( you )) s

>>513707002
I'm Indian and I die of cringe. Why are my fellow people so cringeworthy. I apologize on behalf of my shitty disgusting countrymen

When I was at a museum in a town near moscow (siergijew posad) few years ago the museum lady told me russians had a saying here: "from hunger, war, plague and poles keep us safe God". Because Poles were so evil for few hundred years.

I'm so sorry

I'm circumcised, I have a scar of David

>be me
>looking for the sauce of this niche porn video I found
>use CIA-level hacker skills to reverse image search a frame from the video
>finally find the video on a slavic search engine
>find out the video was recorded nearly ten years ago
>she's a fat vegan now and is proud of being fat and eats to become fatter and bigger every day

is porn the most unprofitable business venture for the mind, body and soul?

my day is ruined.

>>213009993
eipä tarvi enää edes hesaan mennä jos haluaa tuollaista nähdä

God committed suicide and the universe is his decaying corpse.

i've never put penis into foid :(

>have gf
>treat her like shit
>gives me the greatest sex I ever had
>start realising she's gonna be the mother of my children one day
>spoil her and treat her like a baby
>don't get any sex whatsoever anymore
Why does this happen? Even asking for a nude pic she says no.

>go to Lowes ONCE instead of the lumber yard because they had a coupon
>build the base to the shed
>check square
>man these numbers are weird, but the distance between all the boards is right
>measure overall
>8 foot boards were 8 foot 1 inch
>tore it apart because the plywood was going to be an exact fit and the 1 inch gap fucked it up
Is nothing trustworthy anymore? I've never had dimensional number be LONGER than advertised, all were exactly 1 inch, so it wasn't exactly just a cunt hair over.

Will the USA ever be cool again or have they entered a terminal, irreversible decline?

Iran just sent me a lawsuit in the mail. It's over.

On holiday so i cant properly enjoy all the anti-Western thirdworldist cope from my dark incel bedroom.

>character wants to see the world burn
>fails at the last minute

They fucking killed my country all we ever did was look out for them