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6/12/2025, 4:15:36 PM
this is all you need to break elden ring ai. this is basically every fight when viewed from above.
the red part is the enemy, hit this part to deal damage.
the yellow part is where you take damage. if you leave this section (green) the enemy will start walking towards you to pull you into yellow again.
green is gay. if you're not ranged you can't hit the enemy so you're wasting time and dps. you can roll in here forever and feel literally nothing in your life. enemy will look at you like a queer until you sip flask and he'll try to deal damage so you regret using a flask.
blue is the retarded autism zone. If you go here, the enemy will do the sakuga animation to force you back into yellow and you'll take damage. You *have* to go here if you're a pussy who hates jumping over AOEs.
the formula is basically:
if the player is in yellow, do yellow slop.
if the player is green, do green slop.
if the player is in blue, do blue slop.
if you do nothing, the enemy will just walk up to you, and you'll be in yellow.
if you're a pussy, you'll try to always to do circles in green. green is where you end up by rolling a single time in any direction except forwards (yellow).
if you're a metafag you will go to blue after *every* hit. It usually takes TWO backward rolls to get to blue. doesn't matter if you're in yellow or green it still takes two rolls to enter blue.
so with all that, you can fag out the AI by just skipping rings. An example:
>stand in yellow
>hit the guy
>roll twice to enter blue
>enemy freaks out and does blue slop
>free hit in blue
>do nothing to enter green
>enemy freaks out and does green slop
>free hit in green
>do nothing to enter yellow
>enemy freaks out and does yellow slop
>free hit in yellow
>roll twice to enter blue
>repeat
the red part is the enemy, hit this part to deal damage.
the yellow part is where you take damage. if you leave this section (green) the enemy will start walking towards you to pull you into yellow again.
green is gay. if you're not ranged you can't hit the enemy so you're wasting time and dps. you can roll in here forever and feel literally nothing in your life. enemy will look at you like a queer until you sip flask and he'll try to deal damage so you regret using a flask.
blue is the retarded autism zone. If you go here, the enemy will do the sakuga animation to force you back into yellow and you'll take damage. You *have* to go here if you're a pussy who hates jumping over AOEs.
the formula is basically:
if the player is in yellow, do yellow slop.
if the player is green, do green slop.
if the player is in blue, do blue slop.
if you do nothing, the enemy will just walk up to you, and you'll be in yellow.
if you're a pussy, you'll try to always to do circles in green. green is where you end up by rolling a single time in any direction except forwards (yellow).
if you're a metafag you will go to blue after *every* hit. It usually takes TWO backward rolls to get to blue. doesn't matter if you're in yellow or green it still takes two rolls to enter blue.
so with all that, you can fag out the AI by just skipping rings. An example:
>stand in yellow
>hit the guy
>roll twice to enter blue
>enemy freaks out and does blue slop
>free hit in blue
>do nothing to enter green
>enemy freaks out and does green slop
>free hit in green
>do nothing to enter yellow
>enemy freaks out and does yellow slop
>free hit in yellow
>roll twice to enter blue
>repeat
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