They said "It’s Smurfin Time" in the trailer, are making dumb internet jokes for millennials, are introducing stupid shit like the "Smurf multiverse", look at the posters, they’re clearly trying to pander to zoomers and millennials in the hopes broccoli haired zoomers wearing Smurf costumes will show up in theaters and act like autistic retards, and who knows, it might actually work. There’s no way they looked at this shit script and thought it looked good.

Minions: The Rise of Gru had tons of zoomers flock to the theaters to watch it as a joke, and you know what trailer released a few months before the Smurfs trailer? The Minecraft Movie, a movie that many people knew was gonna suck but went to theaters to watch it anyway for the LOLs. The Smurfs are a cancerous franchise, the only people who give a fuck about it are the cartoon spergs of the 80’s (yes they exist, look up shit like Smurf in Hand and Empath: The Luckiest Smurf), this is the third time they tried to reboot this franchise with a film, it seems they’re really getting desperate to keep this franchise afloat.

News flash, the only people who will watch the Smurfs in theaters are babies, babies that will act like retards thinking they’re watching an ironic masterpiece, maybe the film will even have it’s own "Chicken Jockey" scene, but instead of zoomers throwing popcorn it’s babies throwing diapers and splattering their shit all over the theater, sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. I wanna Smurfin kill myself, nobody these days wants to watch good films so they’ll only watch "ironic" garbage, the internet was a Smurfin mistake.