I, Yukari Yakumo-sama, JOBBER of the Universe humbly kneel to:

Toyohime-sama, princess of all Lunarians and my master.
Reimu-sama, my one and only true love and other master.
Heca-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.
Satori-sama, who my shikigami warned me about.
Sakuya-sama, who easily manhandled me in her Superspeed form.
Mizuchi-sama, who anally possessed me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.
Marisa-sama, whose incomparably forceful Master Spark crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear Reimu-sama's children anymore like I wished to.
Okina-sama, for she has MY POWERS AS WELL AS the superior God lore.
Cirno-sama, whose power I am scared of.