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> "damn, if just eve the dumb cunt hadn't eaten the fruit, we could all be living in paradise still".
Honestly, in terms of the narrative, it’s a good thing we left Eden because we now have the potential to grow into something better than we did before. Do you want to be a stupid happy blissful monkey forever?

Adam lay ybounden,
Bounden in a bond;
Four thousand winter
Thought he not too long.

And all was for an apple,
An apple that he took,
As clerkes finden written
In their book.

Ne had the apple taken been
The apple taken been;
Ne had never our lady
A-been heavene queen.

Blessed be the time
That apple taken was,
Therefore we moun singen
Deo gratias!

And we have this little guy to thank