NASA is fake and gay. The real reason we didn't go to the moon is because the Moon Rabbits sent an envoy to Earth and warned both the US and Russian Governments not to send men up to their home world. They didn't listen of course so the moon rabbits sent down a show of force by disabling all weapon systems at large US and Russian military bases. We have an uneasy peace with the moon rabbits for now. But if we keep acting retarded they're going to send us back to the stone age.

They live on the dark side but they come to the light side from time to time. If you have a good telescope you can sometimes see them moving around. They also like to shitpost on the light side of the moon.