Give Boone a permanent pink eye. Physically invert Boone. Point an ebay certified for home use laser in Boone's eyes. Castrate Boone. Castrate Boone's pets. Remove Boone's limbs. Lobotomize Boone. Ask Boone for directions and sucker punch him. Squeeze Boone's balls with a vice grip. Feed Boone to a rottweiler. Gift Boone a shitbull rescue. Feed Boone to bulls. Steam fry Boone. Leave Boone inside a washing machine on highest heat. Not in minecraft Boone. Expel Boone to india. Tumble dry Boone. Cut off Boone's nipples. Keep Boone in a petting zoo. Make Boone blind and death. Use Boone to clear minefields.