It's right in front of us.

stinky poo 'em!!

resd

early

good shit Glasnow

Can I haz Sears dad?
Also rags won that game

glasnow's a fucking beast

Early but this is the thread

>>150103494

>Glasnow pitches badly
>offense hits a lot
>Glasnow pitches great
>offense shuts down (aside from Freddie)

Fuck my paisano ass

'stros

>>150103507

i'm sure he was insufferable at his peak but what i wouldn't give for a riverfront game and a line or two with ol chuck

Hey I just got back from the store, did you guys nee-
OH MY KEK STANKEEDOOS HOW DID THIS HAPPEN IT WAS 5-4 WHEN I GOT TO THE STORE

>>150103532
he's probably cool to party with unlike someone like a Jim Morrison

I remember when Judge was young
Me and Booney had so much fun
Stealin signs and wining divisions
Had twenty seven rings, and a team of my own
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the Stankeedoo plop
While the other kids were jommin round the boys
We were hopping and ploppin to the stankeedoo plop
Well, stankee ploppin is something shockin
When your cheeks just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh, lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When faggot Mike wore his pants tight
And the stankeedoo ploppin was out of sight

When does he get fired?

>>150103461
The ASG showed that Manfred can even fuck that up. Challenge a strike call and then 20 minute review
How the fuck did all leagues not take a cue from the AAF (RIP) and have an almighty skyump just sitting in front of a computer waiting for a phone call

>>150103543
are you a wizard

MUNCY GETTING UMPED

ump on the card's payroll

>No run support for Glasnow
#ITFDB

Give Boone a permanent pink eye. Physically invert Boone. Point an ebay certified for home use laser in Boone's eyes. Castrate Boone. Castrate Boone's pets. Remove Boone's limbs. Lobotomize Boone. Ask Boone for directions and sucker punch him. Squeeze Boone's balls with a vice grip. Feed Boone to a rottweiler. Gift Boone a shitbull rescue. Feed Boone to bulls. Steam fry Boone. Leave Boone inside a washing machine on highest heat. Not in minecraft Boone. Expel Boone to india. Tumble dry Boone. Cut off Boone's nipples. Keep Boone in a petting zoo. Make Boone blind and death. Use Boone to clear minefields.

>Boone: Aaron Judge (elbow) will be activated Tuesday.

WTF IS THIS STRIKE ZONE

*is a baseball terrorist in you're path*

Muncy fucking SUCKS LMAO

doyers getting shat on by sonny gray again

>>150103487 (OP)
27 bish

this is an ump duel against both teams, he's trying to see how much he can get away with before setting off one of the managers

I'M GOIN OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN

>>150103578
based am 570 listener

>>150103562
Giving Laz the btfoing of a lifetime, and hitting one home run, that is Boone’s legacy kek

>>150103562
>>150103558
>>150103559
DESPAIR looms over yankee nation as the rest of baseball eagerly anticipates total collapse

>>150103543
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DA DA DA DA
DAAAA

video's of girl's pooping

let's go let's go

I thought Sonny Gray was Jonathan Papelbon for a second

>>150103562
>stankeedoofus

HERRERA

I hope every single ump loses their job to ai

doyerpacos...

ffs

>>150103598
DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA
DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>bandass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVyQMHIOt3I

Doggiedoos kekkin too!

>>150103621
that water is shit brown and totally uninhabitable, moron

>>150103602
kek jinxed

thank you based conforto

>>150103487 (OP)
That second inning was some fucking funny shit

>>150103624
how the fuck did the runner fuck this up so badly

In an alternate reality... the Boone home run never happened and ended in a strikeout. The Boston Red Sox survive another inning, lead the runs and then win the pennant in front of 40,000 New Yorkers. All silent until a pin is dropped. They break the Bambino curse against the Marlins at the 2003 World Series, ending 85 years of misery. The Cubs luckily return to the playoffs the following year and break their curse after 96 years. The baseball timeline is forever changed after this and the Yankees receive a passing the torch moment. They get stuck with 26 rings for 85 years. Their old stadium is never demolished and they move to its original roots back to Baltimore. The End.

doyers booth actually just said Banda gave the cards the lead… you really don’t usually hear that kek what an asshole

I think Verlander is just tired of having the Giants just Fuck up his wins every game and blow leads.

>>150103615
Based Ivan

Jays

>>150103642
He's heating up again

Jazz just trying to make a play...

>>150103649
yankeks

ordering Mexican for lunch
doing my part

teo double :)

Teo!

>>150103649
This + HR derby make Jizz the KWABOTY front runner

>>150103655
*yamkeks

time for >rispgers

umpies got andy into a seethe

we love smallball here

>>150103667
this but the opposite

>>150103666
fuck off Satan

kek doyerpacos

>>150103666
Not today, beelzebub

We have ourselves a ball game

>>150103678
bro you need to fucking hang it up. nobody appreciates this and it's stupid as fuck

Reminder that Cardinals legend Fernando Tatis Sr. hit two homers in one inning against the Doggie Doos

Stankeedude where's my car?

Brock Stewart rocking red shoes

Thinking about flicking the bean

stankeedudes you're getting a dell

>>150103684
Shh

>>150103698
Back down to Tacoma?

>>150103683
>anime
kys seriously

let's go cardinals!

ffs Stewart

>>150103683
>anime
based srsly

Today we are all gapeway arsies

>>150103703
no. i'm sick of seeing this slopshit garbage in every fucking thread. they don't look good, they don't look cute, or sexy, or whatever you're hoping for, they're just fucking stupid

Sex with Steven Kwan

>>150103725
oh fuck yeah make me moan bby

>>150103720
based and redberdpilled

>>150103683
>anime
:|
>>150103724
>japanimation
:O

>stewart
nice trade, friedman

KEEP ON BOOING

checked swing

>>150103741
Call confirmed

>>150103735
this so much this

>>150103707
Hope so. He sucks

Good play from the family man!

Bitchtani striking out in the 9th

>>150103727
Still better than anime.

red berds I need some runs

Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD.

>>150103750
nah he’ll groundoutani

waiting for the back breaking 3 run homer

gimme that call ump

Blast from the past

good call blue

Odds that Aaron Boone is fired in the next week?

checked swings have to be one of the more inconsistently ump'd parts of the game

dodgers love re-signing aging washed pitchers

>>150103765
Extend ‘em!

>>150103762
lmao

>>150103762
Reminds me of that Tom Glavine outside corner. Dude got an extra foot.

>>150103762
I said it earlier but rangers have the best HUD ive seen so far

>>150103765
It's not his fauuuuult.

>>150103767
>re-signing
it’s resigning

>>150103767
How many rings has your poverty fanchise won in the past year?

>>150103766
balks are worse

KEK DOYERPACOS

doggiedoos kek

>Dustin May was traded for this
Nice fumbled deadline Doggiedoos

>>150103775
Resigning is something Richard Nixon does. Re-signing is something the doyers do.

POZO!!!!

Doggiedoos kek!!

that's what you get for throwing 98 but can't spot it. fall behind and have to get one over. it happened with all 3 hits

this team ain't doin shit in october

>losing in the 9th
no...

>>150103775
doyerpacos are definitely resigning from this game kek

>>150103794
KEK ITS KINO

>>150103762
Anyone remember Joe Nathan's 300th save?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OIBcTE2DlA&ab_channel=MLB

doogie doos kek

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

GG dads sneks win

>>150103649
N

poopoopeepeecacadoodoodoyers

let's also bring back Joe Kelly and Rich Hill and every other old fuck from the past

freddie :)

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>150103795
thank you non-verbal slop autismo

seasneks are sneakin' up on 'em!

freddie :3

cope on em, poodrepedos!

>ohtani
>betts
Gg berds. They ain’t doing shit

>>150103805
no one cares about the poopiedres silly doggiedoo kek. wtf is this gay as creed remix btw.

business idea: playing creed at the game but its the most soulless dubstep remix you've ever heard

flicking the bean now

Ahhhh another great night where the two main antagonists of baseball lost a game. Sweet dreams everyone! except stankeelinguinis and doyerpacos

well thanks sneks
at least the doyers won't lose any ground tonight

we still got it we still got it

>top of the order
just as predicted

>>150103829
WebM that shizz

no one cares, panamafag

>>150103827
he chose that song chud

>>150103827
Idk which is gayer desu creed or dubstep? Prob creed cause they’re only playing it for zoomer contrarians who pretend to like bad 00s music.

>>150103823
it couldn't be more over

>>150103834
I look like that

everyone cares, doyerpaco

singletani

singletani

go to bed, panamafag

singletani

singletani

shohei is so fast

Singletani

singletani

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

what a catch nootnoot

singletani

go go go

>>150103846
go go go

Dookie Butts!

fuck what a grab

what a fucking catch

>poopie shartts

holy shit nice catch faggot

i like nootbar because he's half japanese :3

fucking shit that catch

nut bar :)

oh my god what a catch
-dodgerfan

>lefty closer
when will they learn

fug
alright will it's all you

freddie FUCKUP

Will Smith?

Freddie :)

SNEKS

Is Muncy walks it off, it’s scripted

>>150103883
Reddit

gg

would've been funny if that was a called strike

that funky muncy

COME ON KINO GODS SEND YOUR POWER TO THIS FAT FUCK

>fat fucky

>all these faggots rooting for a pitcher with a manbun

we all love max muncy

what parent calls their kid muncy??

>>150103919
Um it’s the current year chud

that flunky muncy! red berds win!

kek doyerpacos

DAAAAAAAAAAAA DOYERS LOSE
I LOVE SAINT LOUIS
dundundundunddun bap dundun bap
WE LOVE IT!

gg berds
see you tomorrow

>>150103913
Get fucked, faggot.

>doyer ovation for dookie to still go 0fer
the games gone

DOGGIE DOOS KEK

Doggiedoos kek kek KEK KEK KEK!! FAT FUCK MUNCY SUCKS!!!

Mariners!

>that funky munky

>>150103649
what did he mean by this?

Doggiedoo 'em!

>>150103933
rude!

Fuck you nootbar pug faced mutt

gg Cards
see you tomorrow

>>150103935
seven more years doyers KEK

Mariners won today btw.

GG cards
was a close one see you tomorrow

>Poodre's attempting to close the gap between the Doyers

lmao doyerpacos are still shit

that floppy mudshit

Oh well. No ground was lost today.

good game, cards

Cope on 'em, poodre!

>>150103951
We fucking rape you anime FAGGOT SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!

berds win

>doyerpacos

ahem, dodgers forgot they are still beholden to the cardinal rule:
they are not allowed to win if the padres lose or vice versa
likewise, they are not allowed to lose if the padres win or vice versa
they are destined to do this, forever

Wow all the bad guys lost today!

welp back to gooning

kek kek doyerpacos

I was really hoping Muncy would walk it off so I could spam MANFRED SCRIPT

>>150103968
Well it's the Yankees and Dodgers soooooo

>dodgers score 2 or less runs again
>lose again
oh no…that sucks

>>150103961
YWNBAW doyerjorge

>poopdres

>>150103977
fewer

>stanks

>>150103978
i speak more mexican than a lot of young mexicans here

Why does Beetlejuice work for the dodgers postgame show?

Why is dookie butts so SHIT

>>150103992
Why can't women look like this irl?

>>150103997
AIDS and losing 20 pounds or something

>>150103997
>We liked him in that spot.

>>150103997
no power. he's been swinging at bad pitches less and striking out less while striking the ball right in the middle

my Mexican is almost here

>>150103997
>why is a guy name Dookie, shit?
??????

>>150104007
What’s his name?

>>150104000
they look better

>>150104007
what's he bringing?

poodres lost tonight but poodrepedos still won the world series lol

>>150104012
idk any Mexican names tbqh
like Davidita or something?

>>150104010
Now that’s how a real Japanese plays ball

>>150104010
TWO DOUBLE VOWELS NOOTBAAR!?

The surest way to know your team sucks balls is when fans bring up old championships.

Dallas Cowboys
NY Yankees
Montreal Canadiens
Green Bay Packers
>LA Lakers

>>150104017
I like the foundation story of Tenochitlan a lot

>>150104028
go Habs go

rate my scran
3 beef tacos and a Mexican beef ramen(?)

>>150104026
kek I love two scoops :)

>>150104029
it has a happy ending

>>150104048
The fuck is that bowl? I don’t recognize that Mexican dish

>>150104048
>lemon
>ramen
you got scammed by morrocans

>>150104048
looks kinda shit aussiefren ngl who serves tacos with lemon?

>>150104048
Me personally? I'd eat the fuck outta that

>>150104061
idk honestly, just got it because it was cheap
the tacos are great but the ramen is average af (as fuck)

>>150104048
>scran
Nani???

>>150104048
they should look like this

>>150104069
lemon and limes are pretty similar, aren't they?
limes are expensive tbf

>>150104073
There’s no name for it? I’m curious how you ordered for it. The bowl I mean. The tacos are alright but the bowl is slop

>>150104070
This but Lauren Shehadi’s asshole

>>150104079
yeah man just like lemons and oranges and grapefruit all taste the same

>>150104048
isn't that birria ramen, never had it but i know del taco had it on the menu for a while

>>150104078
SLOP

>>150104048
looks okay.

>>150104091
you want some don't you squidward?

>>150104081
they called it a birria ramen
idk if thats a real thing or not, I assume not

ohtani can't win with these cats

>cusb
>doyers

>>150104095
i mean yes it is because mexicans love cheap garbage with some of their really tasty shredded beef in it

>>150104078
>noooo you need diverse colors
games gone woke s m h

>>150104098
Stankeedoos too!

>>150104102
thats a pretty good description
ramen and juice is average but the meat in it is tasty af (as fuck)

Tacos are good I make them for a living, smoked pork belly, brisket, and carnitas. I'm white.

They gotta lower Tatis Jr down the lineup and same with Arraez, Idk if leading Tatis Jr gonna help us at all. Sucks we couldn't win. It's okay, I go olive oil gelato with a scoop of bourbon Gelato at North Park :)

GG Sneks, relocate out of that hell hole of Arizona lmao

Mexicans really just be like
>o si I taking de meat an poot it onna de tortilla wit de onions an cilantro

>>150104117
well, yes, yes of course, /mlb/ stands for melanin left behind after all

Fuck! My wife is 2hu is beyond pissed after that game! Now I’m sleeping on the couch sexless! Hope you’re happy sneks!

lemons and limes are interchangeable. you could use orange or grapefuit, too, if you were so inclined. acid is acid.

>>150104129
Sounds tasty af, where do I buy. You cannot forget Serrano peppers either.

>>150104135
Holy fucking retarded idiot you ain’t invited to the cookout

>>150104135
What about battery acid from my car

>>150104129
I'll take mine with hot sauce please.

>>150104128
Aren’t you pregnant? You shouldn’t be drinking

stankee

>>150104129
Americans love tacos tho

dey not like MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

just watered the lawn. the tree likes me

>>150104143
Big of them to homage the Astros like that tbqh

>>150104095
>I assume not
No, it's definitely real in some areas. Birria is very rich and the consomme is perfect for a meme establishment that's selling simple Mexican food like Tacos/Quesadillas/Burritos etc. It's honestly fun just to try it once, but I wouldn't order it more than that unless you super like it since quesabirrias tacos mog it all day long. I really want to know what Mexican food is like in Australia. When I was in Canada it was shocking to see what they did with it... especially confusing since there's a decent amount of Mexicans in Seattle and Vancouver isn't too far.

>>150104147
THE BALLS ARE DEAD OKAY?? THE MLB ADMITTED SOMETHING WAS DIFFERENT. OHTANI SHOULD HAVE LIKE 46 HOME RUNS TOO

>>150104146
So do I man I’m just being a piece of shit for entertainment purposes

>>150104136
I had serrano tamales once and oh my god they were the best thing I've ever eaten

why are jankee fans like this?
https://youtu.be/WZViprSAlHs

>>150104152
words
Sentences
PARAGRAPHS
yawn yawn

>>150104147
>little nigga but that dawg in me that’s a top
>on my kids I’ll suck you niggas off!

>>150104152
the place i ordered from was just some uber eats slop location
all restaurants in Sydney are either uber eats slop or serious about their food, so id need to go on an adventure out of my home to show you the good shi
reckon aussie would have some of the best Latin food found outside of the continent of America but probably doesn't come close to what you'd get in Mehico

>>150104163
I look like this and I do this; but not for the yankees.

/mlb/ likes celebrating other teams losing more than their teams winning

>>150104171
>I look like this and I do this

27 rings

>>150104179
kek, put him in front of tmobile

27

>>150104173
my team sucks

27 smoked cocks right down the gullet

>>150104173
I can do that anywhere else on the internet, this is the only place I can call fans of the teams I don't like slurs without getting banned

"Great clown Boone is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Boone."

If your team doesn’t have 27 rings, stfu

what are rings? men's anuses?

27 up yo ass

patiently waiting for the new Mike Francesa episode so I can clown on the jankees while im doing chores

>>150104078
tex mex shits on whatever ...that... is

27 ring circus unicycle clownassballclub

27 nights at Diddy mansion.

Let’s all count to 27

-27

-26.99

-26.98

There was like a handful of games where the Reds started Elly at 3B and he got to unleash his hose.

>>150104173
1. Doggies doos kek
2. Poodres
3. Kek Mests
4. Stankeedoos kek
Power Gap
5. Gay Louis
6. Kek Scuba
7. Philthies
8. Pooston
Power Gap
9. Memeiners
10. Faggotbacks!
11. Rags
Power Gap
12. Glorioles
13. Angels ain’t it
14. Gaysconsin
15. New tigers fan here
16. Vagiants
17. Barves
Power Gap
18. A’ss
19. Tloses
20. Roylels
21. Wagon burning savages
22. Bombston
23. Blow Jays
24. Glorioles
25. Marlels
26. Pebbles
27. Gnats
28. Resd
29. Pie Rate
30. Cum Sox

>>150104221
but you get to be a rock star when he's done with the baby oil

>>150104229
gloryholes should prob be higher

heh, made the top ten

>>150104229
I put the Glorioles twice FUCK, insert Tampon Gay into 24.

>>150104229
Mariners are #1 and it’s not close

pacos... that birria ramen doesn't feel to good in my tummy...

>>150104231
PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR! PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR! PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR LIKE I TOLD YOU TOO~~~

>>150104240
Nah you’ve had it a bit easier this season tbqh and rarely play national games.

>>150104219
>tex mex shits on
Tex-Mex aint shitting on anything. Bastardized dishes from Tijuana and Mexico City destroy whatever Tejanos have spawned in the last century. My grandparents are from New Mexico so I grew up eating some of those dishes, but nothing holds a candle to real Mexican food. Try Mole Poblano, I guarantee it will blow your mind.

>>150104221
27 more than the padres. Stfu

>>150104246
You said shitpost power rankings. Mariners are #1 and it’s not close

>>150104242

>>150104252
It’s shitposties power rankings: teams that get shit on the most. And it’s dynamic, when you collapse in late august we can revisit. Gaysconsin fell considerably due to spammy’s untimely demise :(

>>150104258
shitpooooooooooooooooost

>>150104229
It's genuinely hilarious how elevated the poodre's are on this list considering the only thing of note in recent memory is them eliminating the doyers in the playoffs 3 years ago.

>>150104229
I don't know how the stankeedoos aren't #2. I'd go dodgers yankees 1 2 and then a power gap

>>150104265
nah they bought super heavy at the deadline and were great to start the year, it's the perfect setup to laugh at them whenever they lose to the seasnek superteams
>tyler locklear homered before geno
we will ignore that :)

>>150104265
>>150104267
Paco civil war will make widows of us all. Stankeedoos kek are climbing fast but Mest have the history

>>150104267
nah it's the yankees. they're almost out of the wildcard after running away with the east earlier in the year, doyarpacos are still leading their division

>>150104229
nice

>>150104270
I don't get the impression Padres fans are bothered by the poodres shitposting. The dodgers on the other hand

Seattle Mariners baseball club

>>150104280
>I don't get the impression Padres fans are bothered by the poodres
Are you serious? Poodre players are so rattled by the alleged rivalry that they have to brief newcomers on it immediately. KEK

>>150104280
yankee seethe dwarfs whatever the dodgers are putting out, it takes years... decades... scores of years of being the best team in baseball to develop the entitled lashing out we've seen the past week
>>150104285
many are saying this

>>150104280
>wasn't there when 2hu got their feefees hurt

>>150104286
Yeah I'm serious. I think we're talking about different things though

>>150104286
based, a good Athletic has no need to concern himself with the childish horseplay that passes for nl west baseball

My red sox are 3 games out of leading the AL

>>150104291
When the dodgers eliminated the padres last season and 2hu literally cried that he had to go to In-N-Out to calm his nerves?

Would I be safe wearing this Kippah in Philadelphia or will anti-Semites accost me for my religious beliefs?

>>150104303
there's nothing wrong with getting in-n-out to make you feel better

>>150104291
2hu commissioned a sailor moon and gura edit for the doggie doos when they won the World Series. I don’t have it saved cause I’m a heterosexual, but xhe secretly loves the doyerpacos.

>>150104309
we don't even serve that slop on the east coast
eat bk like a human

>>150104321
>

>>150104321
Burger King gets a lot of undeserved hate, but you’re still a yellow fever buglover

>>150104291
I was probably here I just don't read posts if they have some anime character attached to them

>>150104321
>eat bk like a human
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150104258
eventually spammina will get unbanned or change her (his) IP

>>150104320
2hu is tsundere

>>150104321
she looks like she'd be a caring mother

>>150104321
i like bk but why is it always dirty inside, slow, and the only fast food place still not paying $15/hr?

What would it take for Schwarber to win MVP? an injury to Ohtani?

The thing about Burger King is that when it’s done right, it’s really fucking good. Like the best burger you’ll ever eat. But most of the times it’s cold slop made by middle aged addicts or high schoolers
Go baseball team o algo

>>150104321
Have it your way

It's late, post an image that describes how your team did tonight. I'll start

>Reds

>>150104340
my hometown taco time got closed down in the late 90's for selling weed out the drive-thru D:

>>150104347
we didn't play any

>>150104347
My stupid retarded Mets would have won that game if Sarbaugh didn’t stop White Tyrone at third on a dropped relay throw, or Brett Baty got traded to the Doosan Bears for a 7.5/10 bulgogi recipe.

>>150104347
>barves

>>150104347
Berds.

>>150104372
What’s boys33.com precious?

How do all these piece of shit ballclubs lose ballgames without ACE retard casey legumina on the mound?

>>150104229
My anaels ain't it :) but they want that game btw

>>150104405
Do you feel good knowing the skatin' rays are hurting? Fuck you.

>>150104347
Anaels :)

>>150104421
were you disappointed to learn fred durst was wearing a yankees hat all this time? i would be...

sneks cheated having their stadium at 110 degrees with the dome, no civilized team plays in those conditions. I bet they had sneaky cooling technology underneath their uniforms too while the Padres were already drenched in sweat before the first pitch was even thrown....

>>150104441
aren't you banned?

stankee doodle went to town
looking for a blowpen
thought that boone would lose his job
but now they have no season

How come when people do like GOAT type meme online, it’s always Barry bonds

>>150104454
.........what?

>>150104448
kek, it's kino!

>>150104454

>>150104427
I guess so :(

stankee doodle went to town
a-carried by a judge
committed errors like no one else
and called it packing fudge

Rangers! :D

stankee doodle went to town
yelling at the umpies
he got tossed and then they lost
and the post game was grumpy

>>150104427
durst is from jacksonville

>>150104508
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuval, ny?

>>150104528
sit the FUCK down!!!

>>150104528
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SWINGIN AT?!?

you know, maybe WAR is a real stat since the Yankees have really went to shit now that their WAR leader, Judge, is gone. Granted they would've been shit regardless, but it's even worse now lol

I'd strike out Judge on tree pitches
>fastball outside
he just watch
>slider in the same spot
swing and miss
>fastball middle middle
SIT THE FUCK DOWN

I'd strike out Mookie Betts in three pitches.... oh wait, he popped out on the first one, we're good.

If Ty Cobb played today, he’d be hitting .390 while simultaneously pissing off the hitting coaches because what they teach hitters to do nowadays is wrong and stupid and he’d most certainly tell them so to their face. It would be entertaining as FUCK to see.

>>150104579
He doesn't even look a quarter, where did that fan get off?

>>150104579
No one from pre ww2 could hit .100 in today’s MLB

>unlikely Kike returns by the end of the season
Dodgers lost their star closer....

>>150104585
An utterly stupid post.

>>150104585
They had every advantage that has been since outlawed by the mlb except steroids. What.

TUD

>>150104602
Yes anon a bunch of guys with day jobs who weighed 145lbs and never lifted a weight in their lives could totally rake against guys throwing 20mph harder than they ever saw. I’m sure Ty fucking Cobb could lace an outer half sweeper after seeing 99 whiz past without getting the bat off his shoulder

>>150104621
how did these modern players get so much better? a dice roll?

>>150104579
A 97 mph 2-seamer to the ribs would keep him honest

>>150104621
If they played today do you think they would still weigh 145 lbs (which they didn’t, even back then) and not lift weights? Babe Ruth with modern day strength and conditioning is scary to think about.

Nu in a few

>>150104621
>against guys throwing 20mph harder than they ever saw
Walter Johnson consistently threw 95+ mph balls. You’re talking out your ass.

Stankeedoggiedoos

Holy freakin' crap Lois

Marge, I'm confused.

>yankees won't make the postseason
>dodgers hanging on by a thread
I think it's become clear 2024 was rigged and we need to do a rerun NLCS of Mets and Padres to determine the REAL winner

I could go for apoundin

I root for the Padres

>>150104600
>getting injured in a non contact sport
lol lmao

>>150104890
..............that's a really nice neck.............

>>150104902
....For me to poop on!!!!

>>150104902
>>150104907
Freaks

>>150104890
>>150104908

>>150104907
>>150104909
ayyyyyy

>>150104907
>>150104909
kek

Which team do you support?

>>150104964
steakies

>>150104964
Loaf's

>>150104964
Cane’s

>>150104964
Tastykake's

>>150104992
yayyyyyy!

>>150104964
Mariners of course.

>>150104565
>slices your nutsack in half

that fuckass suckass

Tucker is a based Sandlotchad.

Skoobs too

>>150105047
no...NO!!!

Steak ‘um

>>150105071
>>150105073
>just a bunch of movies they watched as a kid because their entire life is dedicated to baseball
kek

stankonian

Sweet dreams, Mariners nation.

What’s a boricua gotta do to get his ass fucked around here??

>see someone made an updated MVP Baseball 2005 roster with the current rosters
>even went through the trouble to add top prospects just so you can use them if you want
>download it
>batting lineups are all completely wrong
>positions are wrong
>half the teams have their everyday players replaced with those random prospects
>everyday players in the minor leagues
>gave them shitty stats too
man, I was hoping I'd get to have some fun, but when the guy actually on my team is constantly making errors because he was made a minor leaguer in this game, it gets kind of annoying. Not to mention since they made Ohtani a pitcher, you can't actually bat with him in games with universal DH due to the way DH works in this game lol

>>150105369
Pretty sweet you did all that and wrote all that and monched thru a shipper carton of sweet & salty chex mix
The kind of journal you show your grankiddo's

>>150104321
when i was in korea, they played burger king commercials and when i walked by one in person, it was more packed than any birger king i've seen around my place in like two decades. it was like the 90s again seeing all the people in there. they seem to like 90s shit and some on TV kept saying "90s kid"

>>150105167
I mean, baseball players in general are all basically still stuck as teenagers

>>150105431
Which players specifically stuck ass?

>St. Louis 3, Dodgers 2

And that's a Redbird winner!

>>150105466
Nootbaar's defense in the 9th inning was great.

>yankees change their facial hair policy just so Devin Williams will sign with them
>he has blown every game he's been in
Time to make them shave the beards again

Including the recent expansion teams makes it harder to get a low score.

I love waking up and seeing that the Yankees blew yet another game.

you shut up!!

Which players need to shave the beav?

When were singing raindrops
In the haaaaaaapppy day
It's a Red Sox white Sox Coors kinda thing
And

>>150105588

>>150105792
Recker on the board!!!!

Reckiebros :)

>>150105559
Boone is keeping him as the closer because Hal and them don't want to admit they were wrong for revoking that policy. Even though Jake Bird is shit, I like that he shaved out of respect.

>we all have to be better
>we gotta figure this stuff out

>>150103558
>>150103464
Jomboy and Jake have some inflammatory questions loaded for Boone today. I can't believe im saying this, but I can't wait for them to roast Boone on Banter with Boone. I hate him. Fuck Boone. He's so privileged to have nearly $300M roster year after year year and he does nothing with it. It should've been Don Mattingly. If Mattingly wasn't stuck on the Blue Jays he would've got 28 and 29 already.

what is the yankees pubic hair grooming policy?

>>150105937
70s era bushes are encouraged while landing strips are mandatory minimum.

>>150104615
Why weren't any of the players Fucking helping the Ump!?

>>150104615
>>150105971
did he die?

>>150105989
no don't worry, he got up and looked like a big man in front of the sexy babe just off screen. then he made a strike call SO GOOD and IN THE ZONE, she gave him her phone number!

>>150105919
I don't want an ex-Yankee as manager unless it's Girardi. Then again, it'd be poetic if Mattingly won 28 as a manager after suffering through the 80s. Obvious similarities with him and Judge there.
>>150105937
It's part of the MLB mandated Penis Inspection Day and the curtains have to match the drapes as per George.

>>150106019
>non-Yankee manager
Interesting. I can only think of Buck Showalter if he even counts…who are you thinking of?

>>150106042
tony larussa

>>150106042
I'll show my ass and say I don't know who's available after this season, but something different needs to happen. Counsell would be cool, but he's on the Cubs. We're allowing ads on jerseys and growing beards. Showalter would be way better than Boone, at least.

>>150106042
Buck was already a Yankee manager though

????

>>150106152
they can expect a lot of hair in left in the shower

So what's the consensus on pitch framing? Cheating or just gamesmanship?

I just spoke with Hal Steinbrenner. He says if Boone sneaks into the wildcard, he will consider an extension.

>>150106226
how could he ever deserve to be own of the yankees
he inherited the team
if he recognizes that then the right thing to do is sell the team

>>150104229
Stankeedoo 'em!

- Hal

>He told a story of how, as a 22-year-old back in 1991, Don Mattingly pleaded with him to tell his dad not to trade away all their young prospects. "George listened," he said, "And look what happened. 1996 happened. And those guys performed."
Mattingly is responsible for the ‘96-’00 championship run.

>>150106279
>a run that he wasn’t a part of

>turns your ballclub into a horse racing slush fund
Stankeedoo ‘em!

Sex with Yankee pawgs

>>150106310
>that hand
Imagine getting fisted by this bitch.

>>150106325
Nigger fix your gif, this shut ruined my high.

>>150106310
*gulp*

This truly is the worst Yankees season since 2013

>>150106433
based

>>150106433
>60 wins isnt enough
entitlement

>50 games left
Yankees are going to go 30-20 to clinch our buttholes or something.

nu
>>150106509
>>150106509
>>150106509
bread
>>150106509
>>150106509
>>150106509

>>150106461
You simply wouldn't understand.