For all intensive purposes wasn't Jesus like the world's greatest troll? Nobody goes to heaven since there is no such thing. It's an imaginary construct which enables death to not cause immense suffering to the conscious mind.

I don't do this. A neighbor caught me peeing in my backyard, her face was aghast when i saw her, she had her phone, i don't know if she recorded or not. I am now trying to process the fact that i could be charged and get a record for life. I don't know what to do.

>Jesus upon seeing the /tv/ anons waste their lives in idle entertainment.

He shall flip more tables soon, Anons.