For all intensive purposes wasn't Jesus like the world's greatest troll? Nobody goes to heaven since there is no such thing. It's an imaginary construct which enables death to not cause immense suffering to the conscious mind.

>>212235861 (OP)
You're just mad you're not getting in.

>>212235861 (OP)
Good show.
Heaven is real but not how most of you faggots think of it.
Everyone receives a degree of glory, other than those who know God and reject him anyway.

>>212235861 (OP)
youre trying to base an argument of faith on fact, which is silly.
Im not exactly religious btw.

>>212235861 (OP)
How do you know nigga have u died yet?

>>212236023
Kek

Kino

>>212235861 (OP)
before Jesus
>you have to do what these priests say to get into heaven

after Jesus
>you don't have to do what these priests say to get into heaven

Doesn't even matter if heaven is real or not. It's good that some assholes don't have free rain to order people around on the basis that it is real and they know how to get into it. They do still try to do that, but they have to at least pay lip service to the idea that all you need is to believe in Jesus and nothing else.

>>212235861 (OP)
Are you a professional quote maker?

>>212235861 (OP)
>Nobody goes to heaven
Jesus never gives a detailed description of what heaven is. Only vague allusions to a real place.

>there is no such thing
Because we know almost nothing about what heaven is, we can't be so sure that there is no such thing. Advancements in quantum physics has provided evidence that consciousness could be non local and exists in an extra dimension. (EP=EPR). The microtubules within our neurons pick up small terahertz frequency scalar waves from this sub-quantum realm of information.

We could also be in a "simulation" or a holographic universe. Where elementary particles exist only as small vibrations of energetic frequencies on an electromagnetic matrix and our consciousness interacts with this interference pattern to collapse the probability wave functions of these particles. This energy matrix, (zero-point energy or quantum vacuum energy) would be energy provided by God, where we the observer are fractals of God within the hologram. This duality of observation is what is rendering the simulation through the interference pattern we call material reality.


Anyway, the point is cutting edge quantum physics hints at a very strange universe, so heaven, as place your consciousness goes when the brain is no longer receiving it could be possible.

>For all intensive purposes wasn't Jesus like the world's greatest troll? Nobody goes to heaven since there is no such thing. It's an imaginary construct which enables death to not cause immense suffering to the conscious mind.

>>212235861 (OP)
>dark brown hair
>brown eyes
He is subhuman

>>212237785
Uh... sure.

>>212235861 (OP)
Oh great this faggot is doing his crying face again. Give him another Oscar!

>>212237919
so is /pol/

>>212237865
tl;dr. God is a human who created the earth with magic.

>For all intensive purposes
Idiots OP are a diamond dozen

>>212235861 (OP)
You have the wrong idea. Heaven is just an extended metaphor for Eden. Eden is where the women are because God is a woman. This is why Jesus goes around telling dudes to cut off their peepees. It’s also why so much of getting into heaven has to do with being a nice guy and doing the Will of God, who is a woman.

Jesus almost got his own spin-off back in the day...

>>212237865
Based 170IQ poster
Also the fact that energy never dies and we have energy in the form of electricity and who knows maybe it leaves your body and enters some kind of "Energy Pool" in the universe where loose energy goes and could be like hooking into God or something.

>>212237919
Aren't white people near the bottom of everything? Are we ready for that conversation? Because Jews are added to White if you take them out they would be dumber than Blacks I think, to be fair.

>>212238695
Yes, I think this giant pool of energy is all around us and exists as another dimension or layer to reality. We can't see it or interact with it, but see evidence of it when we observe particles like photons. We think of a photon as an "thing" moving through space time, but it's more like a vibration on this energy matrix, the torsion of space time is squeezing this energy out, which is the energy emitted by the photon as it propagates as a wave. Little known observation, a photon actually instantly arrives at the location it hits, it then traces back to its origin, then travels in real space. This energy is also information. We see hits of this as EP=EPR tunneling in qubits used in quantum computers. Because they pass though this sub quantum information realm, they are able to instantly solve equations that would take a normal computer until the heat death of the universe to solve.


>imaging being Jesus and trying to explain this to people 2000 years ago lol

>>212235861 (OP)
>intensive purposes
Kek

Everybody's getting to heaven.

this show was a bit too feminist and forced diversity for me