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6/28/2025, 3:26:42 PM
>By Wendelwick’s whiskers, why did I ever forsake combat drills for advanced lute harmonics!? I've been left with boiled-turnip arms and trembling hands to escape this deceptively fluffy harbinger of doom! No mere cub... Nay, a snow-streaked murder in miniature! Saints preserve me, Professor Bramblewhistle’s chiding—“be nimble of foot as well as tongue”—echoes in my mind! I swear to the nine muses I’ll compose an epic called “Why Tree-Climbing Should Not Be Left to Bards” if I live to tell the tale!
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