PS: Park squirrels are soft. And I don't mean to the touch. They're a lot less skittish around people, for obvious reasons. The squirrels at the park were practically eating walnuts out of my hand and I saw a woman literally feeding a squirrel out of her hand.

I tried to feed the squirrels in the actual woods but they weren't having it. I threw a couple handfuls to multiple squirrels and none of them bit. I just hope those lil rascals circled back after I left and grabbed some.