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7/17/2025, 9:40:22 PM
>>510639017
Ummah is weak brozzar, increase prayers by 1.34%
Ummah is weak brozzar, increase prayers by 1.34%
7/17/2025, 2:07:30 AM
>>510578664
>Undergrad in college working for research project the university is running
>"Hey anon we're bringing in some grad students, can you get them up to speed"
>Trying to explain things to them and they're just nodding, but I can tell they don't get it at all
>Next day jeet grad student emails me if I can teach him what ssh is
>bruh-moment.png
>Working at a large company as an internal pentester
>Find vulnerability
>Me and white colleague meet with team of jeet engineers
>Explain the problem and exactly how to fix it by using a known stable library
>"No saar we will use custom fix"
>Please don't do that, I can bypass that and it will still be vulnerable, please just use the library, colleague concurs and backs me up
>"Saar you not understanding, we do cutsom fix, it will be ok"
>Whatever, just tell me when I can validate the "fix"
>Two weeks later: "Saar it is fixed please do the needful and validate"
>I bypassed it in literally 5 minutes
>Same company
>vulnerability reported to us through bug bounty program
>Hop on call with white incident response guy and team of jeet engineers
>Tell them exactly how to fix the problem
>"We cannot do that saar you must call this other team"
>Get other team on the line
>"No saar we cannot do that"
>ok who can then???
>the first team we just called
>????
>Call first team back and get them on a call together with the second team
>None of them know how to do this very simple thing
>Have to wait for white engineer on a totally separate team to give them the permissions to make a change in the k8s config
>Undergrad in college working for research project the university is running
>"Hey anon we're bringing in some grad students, can you get them up to speed"
>Trying to explain things to them and they're just nodding, but I can tell they don't get it at all
>Next day jeet grad student emails me if I can teach him what ssh is
>bruh-moment.png
>Working at a large company as an internal pentester
>Find vulnerability
>Me and white colleague meet with team of jeet engineers
>Explain the problem and exactly how to fix it by using a known stable library
>"No saar we will use custom fix"
>Please don't do that, I can bypass that and it will still be vulnerable, please just use the library, colleague concurs and backs me up
>"Saar you not understanding, we do cutsom fix, it will be ok"
>Whatever, just tell me when I can validate the "fix"
>Two weeks later: "Saar it is fixed please do the needful and validate"
>I bypassed it in literally 5 minutes
>Same company
>vulnerability reported to us through bug bounty program
>Hop on call with white incident response guy and team of jeet engineers
>Tell them exactly how to fix the problem
>"We cannot do that saar you must call this other team"
>Get other team on the line
>"No saar we cannot do that"
>ok who can then???
>the first team we just called
>????
>Call first team back and get them on a call together with the second team
>None of them know how to do this very simple thing
>Have to wait for white engineer on a totally separate team to give them the permissions to make a change in the k8s config
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