I literally had to rent a airbnb and lie to my coworkers about it being my place just so I could fuck her all night. I don't think she would've fucked me if I told her I'm a 32 year old guy who lives with his parents. I can't imagine how amazing it would be to have my own place, imagine all the girls I could ask to come over to fuck them, but I'm too poor and live in a tiny room so that will never happen.

Anyone actually excited the big beautiful bill passed? Now we can get rid of all this racist old white trash by taking away their healthcare? I can't wait.

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You haven't had sex because you don't want them.
I haven't had sex because they don't want me.

Sleepy joe was retarded because of his dementia. This guy a legit retard, like a legit low iq person, just listen to him talk. Not even dementia joe was this fucking bad.

>actually a close relative to the pope
>could ftry to sort out a visit to meet him

how can I use this to my advantage to get laid? If a cute religious girl sees I have connections to the pope would she let me use her pussy for my enjoyment?