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7/2/2025, 7:27:53 PM
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It turned towards them and its blood red tongue flicked out, tasting the air. "Whereee areee youuu myyy kinggg?" it called out, each word elongated into a hiss.
Ellen stared at the giant snake blankly for a moment, and then looked at the other girls in her team. They were all just as confused as she was, glancing around for a plan or even a vague understanding of what was going on. A wave of shrugs swept through, indicating a complete lack of one, and Ellen sighed softly before squaring her shoulders, putting a smile on her face, and stepping forwards.
"Excuse me, hello! Are you looking for someone? You seem to be causing quite a bit of damage, would you mind if I tried to help you find them a bit faster so you could stop causing that damage?" Bright, cheerful, friendly, the very essence of a Princess! When shooting something in the face isn't an option, try making friends!
The snake's eyes blink slowly, first the left, then the right as it considered them. Its body pulls forward, coiling slightly as though settling down in a seat.
"Theee kinggg." it hissed out.
Ellen licked her lips. Give her something to work with, would you? "I'm sorry, I actually know eight people who call themselves the king of this or the king of that - what kind of king are you looking for?"
"Unnncloakeddd Steelll."
"Hmm... I don't know a king of uncloaked steel. I know a king of swords? Does your king use any kind of fire powers, or is perhaps fond of exploring?"
"Nooo."
"Is there anything else about him you can tell me?"
"Heee hasss beennn rebornnn. I cannnn smelll himm innn thisss cityyy."
Ellen twitched. Please don't be a princess, please don't be a princess. "I'm sorry, I'm terrible with reincarnation shenanigans. The Queen of Hearts claims to remember me from my past life a few centuries back, but I don't remember a thing about it."
It turned towards them and its blood red tongue flicked out, tasting the air. "Whereee areee youuu myyy kinggg?" it called out, each word elongated into a hiss.
Ellen stared at the giant snake blankly for a moment, and then looked at the other girls in her team. They were all just as confused as she was, glancing around for a plan or even a vague understanding of what was going on. A wave of shrugs swept through, indicating a complete lack of one, and Ellen sighed softly before squaring her shoulders, putting a smile on her face, and stepping forwards.
"Excuse me, hello! Are you looking for someone? You seem to be causing quite a bit of damage, would you mind if I tried to help you find them a bit faster so you could stop causing that damage?" Bright, cheerful, friendly, the very essence of a Princess! When shooting something in the face isn't an option, try making friends!
The snake's eyes blink slowly, first the left, then the right as it considered them. Its body pulls forward, coiling slightly as though settling down in a seat.
"Theee kinggg." it hissed out.
Ellen licked her lips. Give her something to work with, would you? "I'm sorry, I actually know eight people who call themselves the king of this or the king of that - what kind of king are you looking for?"
"Unnncloakeddd Steelll."
"Hmm... I don't know a king of uncloaked steel. I know a king of swords? Does your king use any kind of fire powers, or is perhaps fond of exploring?"
"Nooo."
"Is there anything else about him you can tell me?"
"Heee hasss beennn rebornnn. I cannnn smelll himm innn thisss cityyy."
Ellen twitched. Please don't be a princess, please don't be a princess. "I'm sorry, I'm terrible with reincarnation shenanigans. The Queen of Hearts claims to remember me from my past life a few centuries back, but I don't remember a thing about it."
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