Yippy yay, there'll be no wedding gobs for today

I've got WEGs that jingle, jangle, jingle
As I go fapping merrily along
And they post, oh, ain't (You) glad you're single?
And that troll ain't so very far from wrong

>"(I've Got Spurs That) Jingle, Jangle, Jingle" by Gene Autry