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>Eris was pressing herself against your window.
>Undoubtedly an attempt to be cute.
"Don't fuck around, what the hell is this!?"
>You point at the kid, who proceeds to squirm from the basket and coil around your leg, hugging you tightly.
>"You're so funny, daddy!"
>Eris giggles, batting her eyes at you.
>"Aww your daughter loves you, 'daddy'."
"Shutup! Make this kid dissapear, I know you just conjured her up in a snap, now make it go away!"
>You pick up your leg and shake it vigorously.
>"Weee! I love playing with daddy!"
"God damnit!!"
>"Oh, Anon." Eris says, nuzzling your face, "We're a family now, don't you see? No more fat butt sunhorse, or weird blue horse, or purple horses to try and steal you away!"
"This solves nothing! If it anything it just got worse!"
>"Daddy! Lets go to the zoo!"
>Little Eris snaps her fingers and your all at the zoo.
"What the fuck!?"
>"Mhm~! Now theres two of us!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"