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>and you'll be the weird one playing some "Urza" guy no one at the table has ever heard of before
Note how to you, "Magic" is one of the oldest characters in the franchise who has been dead and buried and mostly entirely irrelevant for a decade, outside of a set they made referencing old stories.
Are the funny animals not magic enough for you? There are some stuffed toys from duskmourn that fit the magic aesthetic, aren't there? They're much more recent than Urza. Wouldn't they be a better example of the magic aesthetic?