I want to write some books anonymously but IDK what pen name I should use. Could y'all help a bitch out? The only requirements are that it has to be a real name, it has to sound professional and it has to sound appropriate for a big booty slut. IDGAF about gender or ethnicity!!!

Names I considered:

Nagar Black

Gaylord Faggionato

Nasteho Cockburn

Anil Rape